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00:00:08Oh my god, is that Alex? Damn, no wonder he's taught the most abandable list three years
00:00:15from him. Yeah, rich daddy on the school board, innit? Today's the student president election,
00:00:21no chance anyone beats him. Who am I up against again? Any dirt? Xavier Miller, a scholarship
00:00:27kid, geeky, unfit though. Number two on the bangable list, a bit of a loner. Never heard
00:00:33of him. I told you, don't come home without the cash. We need the money. Hey, this is
00:00:44St. Mountain College, not a fucking pub. Fine, but you won't outrun us.
00:00:58You okay, bro?
00:01:10I'm fine.
00:01:13Not even a thanks? At least give me your name!
00:01:16Oh, I'm Warren.
00:01:19Yeah, I'm Xavier.
00:01:21All right, Xavier. See you at the debate.
00:01:31Let's begin.
00:01:33The football kit budget was inflated 230%, money that could have paid for transport for
00:01:39students working late.
00:01:53Are you accusing my dad of corruption? I'm just stating facts. Let's take a five-minute
00:01:57recess.
00:02:03Here's another fact. That extra money went towards donating equipment to underprivileged
00:02:08kids. It just made me look like a total jerk for no reason.
00:02:20And from that.
00:02:26No, no, no!
00:02:38OMG, I'm literally screaming right now.
00:02:40This is unreal.
00:02:48What the actual fuck?
00:02:54Well, that was unexpected.
00:02:57Did Alex just kiss the dude?
00:03:00I thought he hates gays.
00:03:02First corruption, now death.
00:03:04Yikes, Alex Watson cancelled for real.
00:03:19Get me everything on him.
00:03:22And I mean everything.
00:03:35I just sold the damn house.
00:03:38What?
00:03:39You had no right.
00:03:40It was all mom left us.
00:03:42Where would we live then?
00:03:44You know what your old man beat in the death by loan sharks?
00:03:48I need the money.
00:03:54How about quitting the booze and gambling instead of wrecking our lives?
00:04:10Eight o'clock tonight.
00:04:12School cafe.
00:04:13I've got a proposal that could fix your money issues.
00:04:25Whatever this is, make it quick.
00:04:27I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:04:41What?
00:04:42We were expecting flowers and chocolates.
00:04:48A contract?
00:04:49You're seriously trying to hire me as your fake boyfriend?
00:04:53Real romantic, Watson.
00:04:54Let's call it a mutually beneficial arrangement.
00:04:59You clearly need the money.
00:05:02I need to fix my reputation.
00:05:04Being the school scholarship golden boy is exactly the type of image boost I need right now.
00:05:12You investigated me.
00:05:14Call it damage control.
00:05:16You made me look shady in front of the entire school.
00:05:19Now you need to fix it.
00:05:20If it weren't for the homophobia rumors taking your poll numbers, would you still want to date a guy?
00:05:28Hell no.
00:05:30This is just business.
00:05:36Duration.
00:05:37Until the election's over.
00:05:44Just keep it professional, Watson.
00:05:46Don't get any ideas.
00:05:50Trust me.
00:05:51Feelings aren't on the menu.
00:05:58Like the game's beginning.
00:06:01Boyfriend.
00:06:08Boyfriend.
00:06:15You can drop the act now.
00:06:17No one's watching.
00:06:18Tell that to your heart rate.
00:06:19It jumped like crazy back there, huh?
00:06:21Whatever.
00:06:23Who said we were finished?
00:06:24We have a frat party to hit.
00:06:27Time to show off St. Mountain's new favorite couple.
00:06:37This is part of your PR stunt too, obviously.
00:06:41One accidental kiss isn't going to sell this romance.
00:06:45Let's make it believable.
00:06:46Hey, everybody, look.
00:06:48It's our star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
00:06:50Oh, you're the star quarterback with his cute and nerdy boyfriend.
00:06:53Oh, man.
00:06:54You know what that means?
00:06:55Oh, man.
00:06:58Oh, man.
00:07:07Oh, man.
00:07:11Oh, man.
00:07:13Oh, man.
00:07:14Oh, man.
00:07:14Oh, man.
00:07:15Oh, man.
00:07:16Oh, man.
00:07:16Oh, man.
00:07:20Oh, man.
00:07:22Oh, man.
00:07:22Come on.
00:07:24Yeah.
00:07:26Do we really have to do this?
00:07:28Let's do it.
00:07:30Come on.
00:07:30Let's do it.
00:07:32Oh, my gosh.
00:07:42Technically, this isn't sanitary.
00:08:06What the hell is wrong with you?
00:08:15We need people to buy this, right?
00:08:26What's this?
00:08:27Extra credit homework?
00:08:29Our campaign team thinks we're lack couple chemistry.
00:08:31Voters aren't convinced.
00:08:38Pro tip, genius.
00:08:39Kissing with your eyes open.
00:08:41It's a major giveaway.
00:08:46Statistically, voters want sparks, not stats.
00:08:50Mark's already set by live stream.
00:08:52Time to show the world how in love we are.
00:08:55Do you never think to ask me first?
00:08:58The contract clearly says you have to do as I say.
00:09:05Make sure you get this.
00:09:06My robot boyfriend is looking again.
00:09:09Achoo!
00:09:12What do you say we're talking about?
00:09:19You need a shower.
00:09:21Fine.
00:09:22But you are coming with me.
00:09:24And Mark's live stream the whole thing.
00:09:27Trying to show off those acting chops.
00:09:28And you have to do things in this game for a while.
00:09:29Are youæets?
00:09:36Of number of units.
00:09:42That way, I'll be able to get out of the air in.
00:10:12What?
00:10:14I'm so shy all of a sudden.
00:10:17A better lift.
00:10:34I won't stop you.
00:10:46Guys, someone forgot to end the stream, LOL!
00:10:49You can't even pretend to hide it anymore!
00:10:51Mark my words, I'll expose the truth about these two.
00:10:59By popular demand, you asked, we answered, first question.
00:11:04What was your first impression of each other?
00:11:07He's loud?
00:11:09Seriously?
00:11:10My first impression of you was, who's this mysterious nerd calling me out in front of everyone?
00:11:17Harsh, but I gotta admit, kinda cute.
00:11:21So loud.
00:11:22Next question.
00:11:24What is your favorite thing about each other?
00:11:29I don't know.
00:11:31Your sense of responsibility, maybe.
00:11:36My turn.
00:11:37His fingers.
00:11:39Long, elegant, very skilled.
00:11:45Uh, next question.
00:11:47Oh!
00:11:48Who is your most unforgettable kiss?
00:12:04Guys!
00:12:06We've got a huge problem.
00:12:07Someone leaked the contract.
00:12:09Everybody knows you're faking it!
00:12:30The final debate is in three days.
00:12:33If we don't turn things around fast, you're finished.
00:12:36I know, dammit.
00:12:38I already have people chasing the pack.
00:12:40Whoever leaked that file is dead.
00:12:42What are our options?
00:12:44I mean, everybody's already seen the contract.
00:12:47There's no denying it.
00:12:50Unless...
00:12:50Unless what?
00:12:57Unless we make it real.
00:13:02Save.
00:13:07Save.
00:13:08I don't care if the contract is fake.
00:13:10All I know is that at some point it stopped being pretend for me.
00:13:14I couldn't stand you at first.
00:13:15Typical quarterback, arrogant, full of yourself.
00:13:18But then I saw you after practice.
00:13:20How you push yourself harder than anybody else.
00:13:23How you take the fall for your teammates.
00:13:26How you look at me in class.
00:13:29Do you honestly think I could have faked it this whole time?
00:13:33Big secret.
00:13:41Hackers, look into your laptop.
00:13:42Whole fool's watching this game right now.
00:13:45Oh my god!
00:13:45This is so cute!
00:13:47I'm shipping these too hard.
00:13:55Holy shit!
00:14:07I can fake confidence during debates.
00:14:10Smile through press conferences.
00:14:13Even pretend to care about school traditions I've never liked.
00:14:16But this?
00:14:19I can never fake this.
00:14:22Maybe it started off as just a deal.
00:14:24But now?
00:14:26Every word I said has been true.
00:14:28Wait!
00:14:29Alex is saying?
00:14:30You can't do that.
00:14:32We'll love that.
00:14:32We'll love that.
00:14:33Alex approval plus 12%!
00:14:35Cut!
00:14:36That was perfect!
00:14:41At least the votes won't take an hour.
00:14:43Done my bit.
00:14:48Just doing what we agreed.
00:14:52But seeing you hurt was never part of the deal.
00:14:58I owe you, Xavier.
00:15:00Whatever happens with this election.
00:15:02It's nothing.
00:15:03Just sticking to the script, right?
00:15:07You sure that's all this is?
00:15:08No hidden feelings creeping in?
00:15:12Oh my god, he never stopped, do you?
00:15:16It's a dead end on the hacker.
00:15:18Whoever it was bounced through multiple VPNs.
00:15:21Great.
00:15:22I'm dealing with a pro.
00:15:23Yeah.
00:15:24And everyone's eyes is on YouTube now.
00:15:26So every look, every moment, it has to feel authentic.
00:15:31We've got this.
00:15:36Dammit.
00:15:37I left my football gear home.
00:15:38School paper shoots tomorrow.
00:15:40Come with?
00:15:42Sure, like I've got nothing better to do.
00:15:48Okay.
00:15:50Something's definitely going on between those two.
00:15:57Whoa.
00:16:03This is your average family home?
00:16:06It's my dad's place.
00:16:07Not mine.
00:16:08Meaning?
00:16:10I have an older half-brother.
00:16:12My dad's big on competition.
00:16:16If I want any part of the family fortune,
00:16:18I have to beat him.
00:16:21Winning the election is just step one.
00:16:23Keep your family drama to yourself.
00:16:25I'm not your therapist.
00:16:30Seriously?
00:16:32Weren't you the one who insisted we make this believable?
00:16:36Fine.
00:16:37I'll keep your sad rich boy drama in mind.
00:16:43Wait here.
00:16:44I'm gonna go grab my JC.
00:16:45Read a book or something.
00:16:59Wait here.
00:17:00Didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:03Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:09Wow.
00:17:10Didn't expect to see you here.
00:17:12Sorry, do I know you?
00:17:13You must be Xavier, the famous boyfriend.
00:17:18And you are?
00:17:20Noah.
00:17:22Alex's older brother.
00:17:25Oh?
00:17:26Hold shoulder.
00:17:28Ouch.
00:17:30So?
00:17:31Has Alex's fiancée met you yet?
00:17:35Fiancée?
00:17:36Oh.
00:17:38You conveniently left that detail out.
00:17:43This whole fake boyfriend thing, he's done it before, you know.
00:17:46With quite a trail of broken hearts.
00:17:49What are you implying?
00:17:50Alex, he doesn't date guys.
00:17:55He'll only end up getting hurt.
00:17:58You deserve someone better.
00:18:01Someone like me.
00:18:05You're insane.
00:18:06Just gay.
00:18:08And I'm servant.
00:18:11Let's not pretend you're straight out of this, sweetheart.
00:18:15Back off.
00:18:20Back off.
00:18:22I'm not.
00:18:24Then why are you shaking?
00:18:27You're seriously messed up.
00:18:30It takes one to know one, honey.
00:18:33You can't lie to yourself forever.
00:18:36Yeah.
00:18:37Alex can offer you fame.
00:18:40Fortune.
00:18:41All the shiny things.
00:18:43But I can offer you something he never could.
00:18:48Something.
00:18:50Real.
00:18:54Get off me.
00:18:56What the fuck are you doing?
00:18:59Nice dining, little brother.
00:19:02Stay the hell away from them.
00:19:04You hear me?
00:19:07Relax.
00:19:13Just a little bit of healthy competition, that's all.
00:19:17We'll be seeing each other again real soon.
00:19:19I can feel it.
00:19:21Rassle.
00:19:26Get out!
00:19:35Don't believe the word he says.
00:19:38Noah thrives on chaos.
00:19:41Including the part about your fiancé?
00:19:50It's an arranged thing.
00:19:52My dad's idea.
00:19:54Honestly, I barely even know her.
00:19:56You know, and with all me, any explanations, Alex?
00:20:00I'm just part of your PR stunt, right?
00:20:03Is that really all this is to him?
00:20:07Right.
00:20:08You're absolutely right.
00:20:11I'm heading back.
00:20:14Wait.
00:20:15It's late.
00:20:16Just stay here.
00:20:18The guest room is empty.
00:20:20I don't typically stay over.
00:20:22Fine.
00:20:23I'll drive.
00:20:33Hello?
00:20:34Congrats, kid.
00:20:35You're officially homeless.
00:20:37Don't bother coming back.
00:20:39You're on your own now.
00:20:44Actually, maybe I'll take you up on that offer.
00:20:48Best decision you'll ever make.
00:20:51Straight to your room.
00:20:52Or mine, if you prefer.
00:21:01You know, I always dreamed of going pro.
00:21:05NFL.
00:21:08Not surprised.
00:21:11You're football crazy.
00:21:12I was a quarterback.
00:21:14I was a quarterback.
00:21:15One state.
00:21:17But my dad, he had other ideas.
00:21:22He said, a Watson doesn't waste his future at throwing a ball around.
00:21:26And so, I became the perfect son.
00:21:34Straight A's.
00:21:36Student body president.
00:21:39Just hoping he'd let me play football again.
00:21:51Your turn.
00:21:53Secret for secret.
00:21:57You've seen enough.
00:22:00My dad is a gambler.
00:22:03My family's a mess.
00:22:07There's nothing more to tell.
00:22:11I don't buy it.
00:22:13You've got a bigger secret than that one.
00:22:17One you're afraid to say out loud.
00:22:22Tell me.
00:22:24It can be our little secret.
00:22:38I want to be the only one, you too.
00:22:41Let's not pretend you're straight out of this, sweetheart.
00:22:45You're wasted.
00:22:48So sleep it off.
00:22:51I'm taking a shower.
00:22:55I'm taking a shower.
00:23:18Didn't peck you for a traveler.
00:23:29Alex, he doesn't date guys.
00:23:33You'll only end up getting hurt.
00:23:51The real secret is...
00:23:54I fell for someone I wasn't supposed to.
00:24:02I'm...
00:24:03Alex.
00:24:06Don't die.
00:24:10You really shouldn't.
00:24:14Stay, please.
00:24:33I know you're a secret.
00:24:36I know you're a secret.
00:24:43It's about me, isn't it?
00:24:50I know you're a secret.
00:24:52Alex, tell me everything.
00:25:19It's just a dream.
00:25:23Don't leave.
00:25:26That looks like a...
00:25:28You're a mistake.
00:25:49Alex!
00:25:55Since when did you become Mr. Homemaker?
00:25:58I had to impress you somehow.
00:26:00Breakfast is a solid strategy.
00:26:13Check it out.
00:26:15Chef Alex's world-famous...
00:26:18Real cheese.
00:26:20Michelin star pending.
00:26:23To survive a crime scene?
00:26:25Hey, I aced sandwich-making class at summer camp.
00:26:40Well...
00:26:42It tastes better than it looks.
00:26:44So...
00:26:45Am I boyfriend material or what?
00:27:00Hey, babe.
00:27:02Can't wait to see you at St. Madam today.
00:27:04Miss you lots.
00:27:06Your fiance.
00:27:07Alex, he...
00:27:09Doesn't date guys.
00:27:12You'll only end up getting hurt.
00:27:14Hey.
00:27:15You okay?
00:27:17You can drop the act now.
00:27:20No one's around here to impress.
00:27:23What's that supposed to mean?
00:27:29Forget it.
00:27:30I'm heading to the library.
00:27:32Xavier, wait.
00:27:34You didn't even eat anything.
00:27:40Come on.
00:27:43Damn it.
00:27:45You're John's kids, right?
00:27:46Your dad owes me a lot of money.
00:27:48He sold the house.
00:27:50The debt should be cleared.
00:27:51But he didn't pay me a single cent.
00:27:53Oh shit.
00:27:55O'Dib is that old bastard.
00:27:57You scared.
00:27:58Either you settle his debt or I'll start taking pieces.
00:28:01Not between you and him.
00:28:04Leave me out of it now.
00:28:06Ow!
00:28:08Ow!
00:28:09You're definitely involved now.
00:28:14Ow!
00:28:15Ow!
00:28:16You're definitely involved now.
00:28:18Ow!
00:28:19Ow!
00:28:20Back off, asshole.
00:28:21Who the fuck?
00:28:22You tried to look down in your...
00:28:24Ow!
00:28:28Two grams.
00:28:29Two days on the old man.
00:28:31He shot a kidney.
00:28:36You okay?
00:28:38Are you okay?
00:28:42Am I okay?
00:28:44Look at your face.
00:28:45You idiot.
00:28:46Why did you do that?
00:28:48I've gone a bit overboard.
00:28:54You need to go to the hospital now.
00:28:56Okay.
00:28:57Come on.
00:28:59It looks like an old fracture's reopened.
00:29:03You need to rest.
00:29:06And no more football for the rest of the season.
00:29:10Maybe.
00:29:10Or maybe forever.
00:29:16I just wrecked your whole future.
00:29:20Your entire dream.
00:29:22Hey.
00:29:23You matter way more than for them.
00:29:26You're seriously insane.
00:29:30What's wrong with me?
00:29:33You're definitely...
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:37I don't know.
00:29:49I don't know.
00:29:57Feed me.
00:29:59No, absolutely not.
00:30:08Okay, fine.
00:30:10One bite, that's it.
00:30:13Here begins your life as my caretaker.
00:30:25Ah, do you bite now?
00:30:29I use her today.
00:30:30Then I have to finish it all time.
00:30:38And remember, no strenuous activity, especially involving your shoulder.
00:30:44What if Xavier's on top?
00:30:50Kids these days.
00:30:54You are impossible.
00:30:56Hey, this is a love story, babe.
00:31:00Understanding character.
00:31:01Fight if that's what it takes.
00:31:12Welcome home, babe.
00:31:16One arm, wet floor, potential drowning hazard.
00:31:21Will help?
00:31:23Nice try.
00:31:24You'll manage.
00:31:32Hey, Xavier, help!
00:31:43You're unbelievable.
00:31:46Unbelievably charming, maybe.
00:31:56Stop it.
00:31:57Put your clothes back on.
00:32:01You're blushing.
00:32:03No, I'm not.
00:32:06Well, this...
00:32:08If it drops, I'll take it as a sign you want me.
00:32:17You really are insane.
00:32:20You really are insane.
00:32:23You can start here.
00:32:30Careful.
00:32:31My scouts more fragile than my reputation.
00:32:34Shut up.
00:32:36Shut up.
00:32:58You think this is funny.
00:33:00You think this is funny?
00:33:01I'm joking.
00:33:02I'm joking.
00:33:02Am I a punchline to you?
00:33:04A campaign prompt?
00:33:07No, I stuck around because I felt bad for you.
00:33:10And this is how you treat me.
00:33:17Did I overreact?
00:33:25What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:34What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:42What if I actually fell in love with you?
00:33:47Unless we make it real.
00:33:53At first, I just wanted the rumors to stop.
00:34:02Signing that stupid contract felt like my only choice.
00:34:08Then, when everything fell apart,
00:34:12when I started losing the election,
00:34:14you stepped in.
00:34:17Acrobat came to your laptop.
00:34:19You didn't have to, but you saved me.
00:34:22What the fuck are you doing?
00:34:24And when I saw him that close to you,
00:34:27it hurt more than losing my damn election ever could have.
00:34:34So,
00:34:37would you consider making this fear with me?
00:34:54Take care Gaza and Jesus.
00:34:55Take care for that fig.
00:35:03Don't worry.
00:35:07I'll see you.
00:35:14Take care for that fig.
00:35:15Oh, my God.
00:35:48Good morning, sleeping beauty.
00:35:51I caught you stealing kisses.
00:35:54You know, it's a serious crime.
00:35:57I guess you're just going to have to arrest me then, officer.
00:36:02You are way too addictive.
00:36:06I need rehab.
00:36:10Sorry.
00:36:11No can do.
00:36:14You've got a campaign to salvage.
00:36:16Interviews lined up.
00:36:19You're currently wearing exactly zero clothes.
00:36:27Sounds like you prefer me dressed.
00:36:30Disappointing.
00:36:31For you elected, actually.
00:36:44Dude, your poll numbers went way up after that speech.
00:36:47I mean, check this out.
00:36:48Your practically senior year Tom Holland.
00:36:50Charming, relatable, but still hot enough for thirst edits.
00:36:54So you're saying my chances are looking good again?
00:36:57Dude, you are literally back up to number one.
00:36:59It's all positive comments.
00:37:01But how did you pull this off?
00:37:04I mean, Xavier used to be against this whole thing.
00:37:06Now you've got him editing your speeches, organizing your life.
00:37:10Maybe because we're actually together.
00:37:12I was going to say he was like your mom, but yeah, lovers works too.
00:37:18What kind of black magic witchcraft did you pull to get Mr. Sheldon Cooper to fake date you?
00:37:28I didn't pull anything.
00:37:30I literally just fell for him.
00:37:37I caught feelings for him.
00:37:38That's really all it is.
00:37:39Wait, so you and him...
00:37:45Started fake, got real.
00:37:47But he's Xavier Miller.
00:37:49I mean, he's practically an AI bot with a built-in firewall.
00:37:52Totally unreadable.
00:37:53That's just a surface code.
00:37:55You gotta go deeper.
00:37:57But look, I'm just saying it would make way more sense if he were using you for something.
00:38:03For what exactly?
00:38:05Don't forget, Ro used to be your biggest competitor.
00:38:08If this is some sort of long con and he flips on you at the last second...
00:38:14Nobody's that going to fake you yet.
00:38:16I trust him.
00:38:24Hey, babe.
00:38:25We were just talking about you.
00:38:35Oh, God.
00:38:37It's actually real.
00:38:48Job hunting?
00:38:50You don't need to pay me back.
00:38:51I thought I made that clear.
00:38:54I know you don't have to worry about this stuff, but I do.
00:38:57It's just...
00:38:58Planning ahead.
00:39:00Figuring things out for myself.
00:39:02Well...
00:39:03The only thing we need to figure out right now is how to get some sleep.
00:39:13Seriously?
00:39:14Can I ever sleep like a normal person?
00:39:18Normal's boring.
00:39:19I am one of the kind.
00:39:22No, you're pressing me.
00:39:24Move.
00:39:25Make me.
00:39:28No, you're pressing me.
00:39:29No, you're pressing me.
00:39:43No, you're pressing me.
00:39:44No, you're pressing me.
00:39:44No, you're pressing me.
00:39:45No, you're pressing me.
00:39:47No, you're pressing me.
00:39:49No, you're pressing me.
00:40:00Hey, it's wrapped up practice. Thought I'd swing by and pick you up. We can go home together.
00:40:05Swing by? You're half the city away.
00:40:08Fine. You got me. I missed you. Plus, I'm starving and only your pasta will do.
00:40:13I'm actually tempted to clock out right now.
00:40:18Customer. Gotta go. See you at home.
00:40:21Hey, welcome. What can I get you?
00:40:22Coffee, black. And a little bit of you.
00:40:26What are you doing here?
00:40:29I had some business nearby. Better drop in.
00:40:33One block of coffee coming up.
00:40:36By the way, uh, did you hear?
00:40:39Apparently, uh, Alex is planning on dumping your ass.
00:40:43Excuse me?
00:40:45His fiance is flying in next week.
00:40:47Yeah, our dad arranged everything.
00:40:49Apparently, he sees you out of the picture.
00:40:54So...
00:40:59Enjoy.
00:41:00Thanks.
00:41:02You call me anytime sexy.
00:41:19Great. Just what we need right now.
00:41:24So, I know I'm leaving. Is he bothering you again?
00:41:27Same old stirring the pot.
00:41:29Same old stirring the pot.
00:41:31Though he did mention your fiance's flying in next week.
00:41:38So, it's true.
00:41:40I was going to tell you once things were sorted.
00:41:42I just didn't want to stress you out.
00:41:44What? So now I'm just some fragile little thing that you need to protect?
00:41:48Listen, I don't even know her.
00:41:51She's just some random girl my dad set me up with.
00:41:54So why keep it a secret then?
00:41:55What's the point?
00:41:56I was just...
00:41:57I was just...
00:41:59I was scared of losing you.
00:42:06Let's get out of here.
00:42:08So, we're good?
00:42:09No.
00:42:12But...
00:42:13We've still got roles to play and right now I need my boyfriend costume.
00:42:22I'll go in first.
00:42:22You park the car.
00:42:23Not even a goodbye kiss.
00:42:41Hey, I have an appointment.
00:42:42A friend booked it for me.
00:42:44Appointments must be confirmed by the client directly.
00:42:47And no offense, but you don't exactly fit our typical clientele.
00:42:57So judgy.
00:42:58Sheesh.
00:43:00Delighted to see you, Miss Brown.
00:43:02How can I help you today?
00:43:04You're Alex's friend, right?
00:43:08Yeah.
00:43:11Serpent.
00:43:12But he doesn't have...
00:43:13Do I want to keep your job?
00:43:15Right this way, sir.
00:43:19Thanks.
00:43:20You don't happen to be a friend of us, too?
00:43:27Something like that.
00:43:29He wouldn't be thanking me if he knew I was Alex's fiancée.
00:43:41Mr. Watson, a pleasure as always.
00:43:44Can I assist you with our new collection?
00:43:49Actually, I'm here shopping for my boyfriend.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:53Do you have to announce a gentleman?
00:43:55I can tweet it out if you prefer.
00:43:57Absolutely delighted to assist you both today.
00:44:01Step one to looking like you have your shit together.
00:44:04A suit that actually fits.
00:44:06This one was made for you.
00:44:08Try it on.
00:44:12I need a suit.
00:44:13It's you who's running for student body president.
00:44:16No, we both are.
00:44:19To the fitting room.
00:44:26What?
00:44:28It's a Valro cut.
00:44:30Flawless.
00:44:31And now,
00:44:32the right pair of kicks to pull it all together.
00:44:38You don't have to do that.
00:44:41I want to.
00:44:42Because you're worth it.
00:44:49Looking good.
00:44:52Just need a touch more tailoring.
00:45:05Who's the jacket?
00:45:07Wait, what are you doing?
00:45:08Relax.
00:45:09I'm not going to eat here.
00:45:12Just measuring.
00:45:2930-inch waist.
00:45:31Does someone need some carbs in your life?
00:45:35It's still bad.
00:45:36And I guess I'll just have to kiss you until you forget me.
00:45:44Mr. Watson,
00:45:45your suit is ready.
00:45:48Thanks.
00:45:48Just leave it out there.
00:45:57Smile.
00:46:07The truth always comes out.
00:46:13Mark?
00:46:14What's up?
00:46:15Emergency.
00:46:16Get to school right now.
00:46:18Things just blew up.
00:46:24Finally, come here.
00:46:25Did someone leak the contract again or something?
00:46:27Worse.
00:46:28We have a new opponent and she is rising fast at him.
00:46:30We have to do something.
00:46:32She?
00:46:32Yeah.
00:46:33Laura Brown,
00:46:34the daughter of a crime family billionaire.
00:46:37Laura.
00:46:37Wait, you know her?
00:46:39At the tailor shop,
00:46:39she acted like she knew you.
00:46:41She does.
00:46:44She's my fiancée.
00:46:46Fiancée?
00:46:47When were you planning on killing us?
00:46:48It was arranged by my dad.
00:46:50I honestly really know her.
00:46:52Well, she seems to know plenty about you two.
00:46:54She's transferred in.
00:46:55She's charming the hell out of everyone.
00:46:57And your numbers are dropping fast.
00:46:59This can't just be a coincidence.
00:47:01Exactly.
00:47:02It isn't.
00:47:02She's transferred in
00:47:03and it's not just about winning the election.
00:47:05This is personal.
00:47:07If they find out about the arranged marriage,
00:47:10it's game over.
00:47:11She'll win by a month.
00:47:12Unless we find a crack in her game.
00:47:14We don't have time for that.
00:47:16Let me handle her.
00:47:18Sounds exciting.
00:47:21Why are you doing this?
00:47:23Maybe because you've got a secret boyfriend?
00:47:27As far as I'm concerned,
00:47:29we only met once.
00:47:30It was to get our parents off our backs.
00:47:32Nothing more.
00:47:32You sure you don't want to give me another shot?
00:47:34I'm way more interesting than...
00:47:37him.
00:47:38You want a fair fight?
00:47:40Fine.
00:47:40But play dirty again
00:47:41and I'll stop being so polite.
00:47:48Big words.
00:47:51We'll see how long that confidence lasts.
00:48:07Now, hey, get out.
00:48:09You're not welcome here.
00:48:11Relax.
00:48:12I'm just here to chat.
00:48:14You want to get into grad school at Princeton, right?
00:48:18Lifelong dream.
00:48:21Well, this is signed by the vice president.
00:48:25Guaranteed entry.
00:48:33You're bribing me.
00:48:34I'm not going to fall for it.
00:48:37I figured you'd say that.
00:48:39But my dad, he doesn't take no well.
00:48:43And your dad, poor John,
00:48:46he owes people money.
00:48:47People who don't take kindly to being ignored.
00:48:51Leave my father out of this.
00:48:54Don't force me to call him favors.
00:49:00Relax.
00:49:01I'm not going to steal your boyfriend.
00:49:04Just showing you a better future.
00:49:07Love is overrated anyway.
00:49:11Yeah, maybe to you.
00:49:14To Alex, too.
00:49:18By the way,
00:49:19has he wished you happy birthday yet?
00:49:32Need a lift?
00:49:34It'll cost you a bottle of water from the trunk.
00:49:36Fine.
00:49:38He doesn't even know it's my birthday.
00:49:45Happy birthday, babe.
00:49:54Now, you can finally type the letter M
00:49:56without your love.
00:49:56Happy birthday.
00:49:57Thanks, Alex.
00:50:00Nothing is more of a shame.
00:50:11I know you're not big on surprises,
00:50:13but I couldn't help myself.
00:50:15I don't mind them if they're from you.
00:50:21Listen.
00:50:23I'm not a romantic.
00:50:25I'm not going to play a violin
00:50:27outside your window
00:50:28or write you poetry.
00:50:31Hey, you bought me a laptop.
00:50:33I think that's pretty romantic
00:50:35and practical.
00:50:37Point is,
00:50:40I mean this.
00:50:42Us.
00:50:44I'm all in.
00:50:45For real.
00:50:48I don't need violin serenades or poetry.
00:50:51I just need you.
00:50:54You've got me.
00:51:06Let's go back to yours.
00:51:13What would you do if I caught him from left right now?
00:51:15I'd cry like an idiot.
00:51:16So don't need to figure that out.
00:51:35Babe.
00:51:37That's supposed to help you ace exams,
00:51:40not interrupt morning cuddles.
00:51:42I tracked the Truth Hunter account
00:51:44that leaked our contract.
00:51:46It's someone local.
00:51:49It's got to be someone at school.
00:51:52Anything more?
00:51:54They accidentally switched their webcam on.
00:52:00Laura?
00:52:11She's breaking all sorts of privacy laws here.
00:52:14We should expose her.
00:52:16If we do that,
00:52:17she'll twist it,
00:52:18make us look like the bullies.
00:52:19What else can we do?
00:52:21If people find out about our engagement,
00:52:23they'll believe her side.
00:52:24It's technically true.
00:52:25I am engaged.
00:52:26Then why?
00:52:30Hey,
00:52:31I have an idea.
00:52:32How about some viral couples TikToks?
00:52:35Wholesome stuff,
00:52:36charity angle.
00:52:38I mean,
00:52:38that works well.
00:52:42Fine.
00:52:43Let's do it.
00:52:53Oh, my God.
00:52:55You did that on purpose.
00:52:56Yep.
00:53:15Perfect.
00:53:16And cut.
00:53:17Next up, book donations for underprivileged kids.
00:53:23Today we are joined by the viral campus couple,
00:53:26Alex Watson and Xavier Miller.
00:53:28Welcome.
00:53:29Hey, everyone.
00:53:30Happy to be here.
00:53:31First question blowing up the chat.
00:53:33Why did you guys join this project?
00:53:35Growing up,
00:53:36books were my only escape.
00:53:38Reading helped me get through some tough times.
00:53:40It's important for me to pass that on.
00:53:42Plus,
00:53:43it's like the only thing we'd ever fight about.
00:53:46Hey, guys.
00:53:48Sorry to interrupt.
00:53:50I'm Alex's friend.
00:53:53Quick question from the comments.
00:53:55Since you're both queer,
00:53:57thoughts on gay guys marrying girls?
00:54:01Like, is it just doing what you gotta do,
00:54:03or is there more to it?
00:54:11Deception?
00:54:12Isn't that Laura Brown?
00:54:15Why do Alex and Xavier look so panicked?
00:54:18Just curious, guys.
00:54:20If someone has a fiancé
00:54:21and a secret boyfriend at the same time,
00:54:25who's the real side piece?
00:54:27What the fuck is going on?
00:54:29Who's lying?
00:54:30Good question.
00:54:31Maybe there's more going on than people think.
00:54:34What's worse?
00:54:36People keeping secrets,
00:54:37or people leaking them anonymously?
00:54:42Touché.
00:54:45Hey, all right.
00:54:48Back on track.
00:54:49Xavier,
00:54:51what's your favorite childhood book?
00:54:53The Hobbit.
00:54:55Growing up,
00:54:56I always wanted my own cozy little Hobbit hole.
00:55:01What the hell are you doing?
00:55:03Are you trying to ruin it?
00:55:04Wait and see.
00:55:14Are you out of your life?
00:55:16I'm your fiancé.
00:55:18There's just one little kiss.
00:55:19What's the big deal?
00:55:20You and I both know
00:55:21that this engagement would never happen.
00:55:25Using a fake relationship just to win votes?
00:55:28That's pathetic.
00:55:30That's pathetic.
00:55:30Even for you.
00:55:31Xavier and I don't need your approval.
00:55:34Threatening him behind my back,
00:55:36that's crossing the way.
00:55:38Good.
00:55:39Maybe you should keep a better eye on him.
00:55:41Next time,
00:55:42things might get uglier.
00:55:45What exactly is it that you want from me, Laura?
00:55:48Everything that I'm entitled to.
00:55:57Xavier,
00:55:58get to the shop right now.
00:56:00Why?
00:56:00What's wrong?
00:56:06Fuck my life.
00:56:16He threatened to smash the windows
00:56:17if you didn't show.
00:56:18Scared off every customer we had.
00:56:20I'm sorry.
00:56:21I'll handle it.
00:56:22Just give me a minute.
00:56:23No,
00:56:23we're done.
00:56:24You're fired.
00:56:24I can't keep dealing with this.
00:56:29What do you want?
00:56:30Why don't you call your rich boyfriend?
00:56:36Uh,
00:56:37what's his name?
00:56:38Alex.
00:56:40Tell him we need some money.
00:56:42Daddy needs a bailout.
00:56:45You sold the home mom left us.
00:56:48You abandoned me.
00:56:49And now you want a bailout?
00:56:51You ungrateful brat.
00:56:54Sleeping with me.
00:56:57Humiliating our family.
00:56:59I should have sold you off
00:57:01when I had the chance.
00:57:03Next time I see you,
00:57:05make sure the syndicate
00:57:06knows exactly what you want.
00:57:11You ungrateful brat.
00:57:13You think you're a blood meaner
00:57:15just because you got yourself
00:57:16a rich boyfriend.
00:57:18Hey,
00:57:19what the heck?
00:57:19Care of me?
00:57:20I can only find you,
00:57:22old man.
00:57:22Who are you?
00:57:24So,
00:57:24I'm sorry.
00:57:25Please don't hurt me.
00:57:27I'll give you the money.
00:57:27Oh,
00:57:28that's too late for that.
00:57:30Oh,
00:57:31please,
00:57:31please,
00:57:32I'm thanking you.
00:57:38Where were you today
00:57:39after the live stream?
00:57:41Just to the library.
00:57:43The library?
00:57:44After what happened?
00:57:47I was going around school
00:57:48collecting feedback
00:57:49and I got some ideas
00:57:50that could boost your poll numbers.
00:57:51Can we please
00:57:53not talk about the election right now?
00:57:56I am so tired.
00:58:03So that's it?
00:58:04You're just giving up?
00:58:06Letting your fiancé take over?
00:58:07Laura,
00:58:09what's that supposed to mean?
00:58:12Is there something going on
00:58:13with Laura
00:58:13that I should know about?
00:58:16Can we please
00:58:18just not do this right now?
00:58:24Maybe we should take a break.
00:58:28Xavier,
00:58:29wait.
00:58:36I'm such an idiot
00:58:37thinking I actually meant
00:58:38something to him.
00:58:40Mmm,
00:58:40mmm,
00:58:41mmm.
00:58:48Oh,
00:58:48Jesus.
00:58:50Mark,
00:58:51where's Alex?
00:58:51I've been calling.
00:58:52He's at the frat house.
00:58:53Last minute vote grabbing.
00:58:55He's not checking his messages.
00:58:57Not even mine.
00:58:58Election day is tomorrow.
00:59:00He's got to be locked in.
00:59:07Are you all right?
00:59:08Do you need help?
00:59:10No.
00:59:11I'm fine.
00:59:12I'll handle it.
00:59:15Of course.
00:59:17He has people,
00:59:18goals,
00:59:19life.
00:59:21I've only ever had him.
00:59:31What am I supposed
00:59:32to do now?
00:59:38Want to make a deal?
00:59:42Your dad owes money
00:59:43to three different gangs,
00:59:45including mine.
00:59:46Please don't hurt him.
00:59:48I'll figure something out.
00:59:50You can't afford it.
00:59:53Besides,
00:59:54it's the Genueno family
00:59:55who took him.
00:59:5724 hours to pay up,
00:59:59or they start
01:00:00sending body parts.
01:00:03What am I supposed
01:00:04to do?
01:00:08Sign this,
01:00:10and I'll clear
01:00:11your dad's debt.
01:00:14But,
01:00:15there's one condition.
01:00:18You have to break up
01:00:19with Alex
01:00:20for good.
01:00:25Where was he
01:00:26when you needed him
01:00:28the most?
01:00:30Can I,
01:00:31please,
01:00:32not talk
01:00:33about the election
01:00:33right now?
01:00:35I am so tired.
01:00:48Better keep your work.
01:00:52Browns don't lie.
01:01:00Xavier isn't answering
01:01:01my calls.
01:01:02What did you do?
01:01:04Me?
01:01:05I only saved
01:01:06his father's skin
01:01:07and paid off
01:01:08his debt.
01:01:09He should be
01:01:09thanking me.
01:01:11Debt?
01:01:12What debt?
01:01:13Why didn't
01:01:14Xavier tell me?
01:01:15Maybe because
01:01:16he
01:01:17dumped you?
01:01:20He made it pretty clear
01:01:21that you're finished.
01:01:26no way.
01:01:28He wouldn't.
01:01:30I need to talk to him.
01:01:42Why did you tell
01:01:43Laura we broke up?
01:01:44Because it's true.
01:01:45Look,
01:01:45the whole reason
01:01:46why I even dated you
01:01:47was to get into Princeton.
01:01:48Laura sorted that out
01:01:48for me
01:01:49and she bailed
01:01:50my dad out.
01:01:51Our deal's done.
01:01:53So you're dumping me
01:01:55for a college recommendation.
01:01:57Without her
01:01:58my dad would be Ted.
01:02:01And you just
01:02:02throw around
01:02:02the word love
01:02:03while holding
01:02:03a contract
01:02:04over my head.
01:02:06Like I'm just
01:02:07another stunt
01:02:08to boost your votes.
01:02:12Xavier,
01:02:13stop.
01:02:14This was never
01:02:15about the contract.
01:02:18I love you,
01:02:19okay?
01:02:19Don't push me away.
01:02:21Love.
01:02:22No,
01:02:23I'm just another
01:02:24song story to you.
01:02:25Up there on your throne
01:02:26treating me like
01:02:27a charity case.
01:02:28I'm done.
01:02:31You know that's not true.
01:02:34You know me.
01:02:36Do I?
01:02:39You wake up
01:02:39in silk sheets
01:02:41while drinking
01:02:42your fancy coffee.
01:02:44I don't even know
01:02:45where I'm gonna sleep
01:02:46tonight.
01:02:48We're worlds apart.
01:02:54Excited.
01:02:55Please,
01:02:56don't do this.
01:02:59Stay away
01:03:00from me, Alex.
01:03:05You make me sick.
01:03:15Get out
01:03:16of my life.
01:03:17We're done.
01:03:22I sent you out!
01:03:37I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:03:38That was the hardest
01:03:39thing I've ever done.
01:03:43Sign this
01:03:44and I'll clear
01:03:45your dad's debt.
01:03:46I'm so sorry, Alex.
01:03:48there's one condition.
01:03:51You have to break up
01:03:52with Alex
01:03:54for good.
01:03:58I can't do that.
01:04:00I can't do that.
01:04:00Imagine I post
01:04:02a viral TikTok
01:04:04as the heartbroken
01:04:06fiance
01:04:06betrayed by her
01:04:09closeted boyfriend.
01:04:11Alex won't just
01:04:13lose the election.
01:04:15He'll lose
01:04:16everything.
01:04:19You're twisting the truth.
01:04:22The truth
01:04:23is whatever people
01:04:25believe.
01:04:26He's already
01:04:26losing support
01:04:27and his family's
01:04:28backing
01:04:28is next.
01:04:32Do you really
01:04:33want to just
01:04:34watch him lose
01:04:35everything else?
01:04:36Alex, you're dead
01:04:37weight, Xavier.
01:04:40And we both
01:04:41know it.
01:04:45My family
01:04:46can lift him up.
01:04:50You'll only
01:04:51drag him down.
01:04:53Alex,
01:04:55you're the best
01:04:55thing that's ever
01:04:56happened to me.
01:04:57I won't be the reason
01:04:59your life falls apart.
01:05:02So,
01:05:04you got a sign?
01:05:07You better
01:05:08keep your word.
01:05:10Browns don't lie.
01:05:33Did you forget
01:05:34our agreement?
01:05:42You want me to
01:05:43drop out of the
01:05:43election?
01:05:45Fine.
01:05:47In return,
01:05:48you cut off
01:05:49Xavier and
01:05:50introduce me
01:05:51as your
01:05:51fiance.
01:05:54If not,
01:05:56I'll email
01:05:57every voter
01:05:58the proof that
01:05:59your relationship
01:05:59was fake
01:06:00from the start.
01:06:03You'll lose
01:06:04everything.
01:06:15Get
01:06:15out.
01:06:26love or
01:06:28legacy,
01:06:28Alex.
01:06:30Choose wisely.
01:06:42our deal's done.
01:06:44Stay away
01:06:44from me,
01:06:45Alex.
01:06:49You make me sick.
01:06:56Out.
01:07:02no,
01:07:11Shane.
01:07:12I'llalen youĂĄtico.
01:07:15Sioux CouncillorОлаŃŃ.
01:07:17If not,
01:07:18you. I'll see
01:07:19you soon. out.
01:07:40I love you, I love you, I love you
01:07:52Hi, I'm Alex Watson and today I am standing here as a liar
01:08:03Xavier Miller and I were in a fake relationship, we signed a contract
01:08:10Seriously? What a fake
01:08:12You lied to all of us
01:08:19I started as fake, but then I fell for him
01:08:25I've never met anyone like Xavier
01:08:29Hey, this is Saint Mountain College, not a fucking pub
01:08:35You okay bro?
01:08:39He gave me the brush off
01:08:42Cold as ice
01:08:47I thought that he was just some
01:08:49American genius who didn't have time for a guy like me
01:08:56It all started with a stupid onstage accident
01:09:02Kiss
01:09:03I want you to be my boyfriend
01:09:06You investigated me
01:09:10Oh my god
01:09:13We need people to buy this, right?
01:09:18Unless we make it real
01:09:21You don't have to do that
01:09:22I want to
01:09:24Happy birthday babe
01:09:25Because you're worth it
01:09:26I mean this
01:09:27Us
01:09:29I'm all in
01:09:30For real
01:09:30I just need you
01:09:36Xavier
01:09:38Listen to me
01:09:39I know you're watching
01:09:41Fuck the election
01:09:43Fuck family expectations
01:09:45Fuck football
01:09:48None of it matters without you
01:09:50You are the only thing
01:09:52I have ever
01:09:54Truly wanted
01:09:58You are the only thing
01:10:01I have ever
01:10:02Truly wanted
01:10:05The votes are in
01:10:06And the new student body president is
01:10:09Alex Watson
01:10:12Alex, come on up and give your speech
01:10:16Where is he?
01:10:23You idiot
01:10:33What are you doing here?
01:10:34You just won the election
01:10:35Screw the election
01:10:36It's you I want
01:10:40But
01:10:42He's winning then everything to you
01:10:44Not if it means losing you
01:10:54You are such a reckless asshole
01:10:57That was pretty sweet
01:11:00Winning you
01:11:01Beats any election
01:11:06Alright, that line's a solid time
01:11:15With all this construction
01:11:17Are they building something?
01:11:18Close
01:11:18It's a dedicated make-up spot
01:11:20Presidential access only
01:11:25President, I'll maybe try to occupy this
01:11:27Hey
01:11:28I'm just keeping my campaign promises
01:11:35He remembers
01:11:37The football kit budget was inflated 230%
01:11:41Money that could have paid for transport for students working late
01:11:44Of course I did
01:11:46It was the first time someone called me out for real
01:11:48It stuck
01:11:51Already testing out the new spot?
01:11:54Bold
01:11:55What now?
01:11:59Relax
01:11:59And hear her say goodbye
01:12:02Goodbye
01:12:05Turns out our dads officially saw a reason
01:12:07The engagement's officially canceled
01:12:10You're free, Alex
01:12:12Just like that
01:12:13I'm not even worth fighting for?
01:12:14He let her finish
01:12:16Truth is
01:12:18I didn't want to marry you either
01:12:20And why did you try to come between us?
01:12:24I just wanted to prove myself
01:12:27To my parents
01:12:29To everyone
01:12:33But
01:12:34Watching how fiercely you two stood by each other
01:12:38Honestly
01:12:38I envy that
01:12:41The Princeton thing still stands
01:12:42They say
01:12:43You are in touch
01:12:45Thanks, Laura
01:12:48I'm off to Paris
01:12:49New family business venture
01:12:52Maybe see y'all sometime
01:12:59You think she'll be okay?
01:13:01She'll be fine
01:13:02She's tougher than both of us
01:13:07She's tougher than both of us
01:13:14Sorry
01:13:16It's nothing, master blocking
01:13:18Master blocking
01:13:19You know
01:13:20Me around here
01:13:31You're extra
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