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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:53I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:57You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:17It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:29Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
01:33I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:45Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
01:54You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:57Idiot.
01:58You could die a virgin.
02:00No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:07Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora, can it wait? I'm just a little busy.
02:33Leo, I have been in love with you for years. I think we would make a great team.
02:42I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:48Oh my god!
02:59What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin. L-M-A-O.
03:07How sweet. A pleading little virgin.
03:11Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:13What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:23Pretty.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:28It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:47Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache?
03:55I'll just...
03:56I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this...
04:02It's interesting.
04:03I'm gonna have a choice for...
04:08They can be appealing, or they can be you.
04:15I like this cardigan.
04:16So would my great-great-great-great-grandmother.
04:21Leo's hot.
04:25You're not.
04:26Leo's rich.
04:27Poor.
04:28We're in, you're out.
04:29Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:34Mindy.
04:35Know your place, nerd.
04:36In the library.
04:37It's in your nose, but the oven happens.
04:38Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
04:56What the hell?
04:57I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:17Up.
05:40Did your towel just fall?
05:44Why?
05:45I wanna sleep at people.
05:50Oh, come on.
05:51It's not that bad.
05:53I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there.
05:56So now the whole school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
06:00Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
06:03Come on.
06:04I know you're in there, virgin.
06:06I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
06:15Oh.
06:16Troy.
06:17No virgins here.
06:18But you already knew that, right?
06:19Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:21Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
06:23Oh.
06:24Not so fast.
06:25You are the ignorer.
06:26I saved you.
06:27Now you love me.
06:28Big time.
06:29Big time.
06:30No way.
06:31Guys like you will leave me alone.
06:32No way.
06:33No way.
06:34Guys like you will leave me alone.
06:35No way.
06:36No way.
06:37No way.
06:38No way.
06:39Guys like you will leave me alone.
06:40I am behind me alone.
06:41I'm not behind you alone.
06:42I am behind you.
06:45I am behind you.
06:48I am behind you.
06:50Oh.
06:51That's so fast.
06:52You are the ignorer.
06:53I saved you.
06:54Now you owe me.
06:55Big time.
06:56No way.
06:57Guys like you only want one thing.
07:00Such a house.
07:01Help pass me a math.
07:04Listen.
07:05Listen, I've got a really weird tech situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff, but it's got to be kept real secret.
07:11If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
07:15No, no. Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games.
07:22Match fixing?
07:24That also sounds super dodgy. I'm not touching it.
07:28Wait.
07:30What if we did a deal?
07:33You helped me.
07:35And I helped you get Leo.
07:37Boom. Swing it for fifth base in no time.
07:42It's a sexual reference for you who wants to have sex with Leo.
07:49It's not just sex.
07:52I love Leo.
07:54I've been waiting for him.
07:56So do we have a deal?
07:58Okay, but I need to clear something up.
08:02Fifth base? I thought it was fourth.
08:03You've got some work to do.
08:08You think I'm a joke?
08:10It's called teasing door.
08:13Do you want Leo?
08:16So, you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
08:23Do you want me to teach you how to kiss the last?
08:28I just want to know what Leo will expect.
08:41I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
08:46Do you want to know what Leo is doing?
08:47I'll do this.
08:47I'll do it.
08:48Let's do it.
08:50Alright.
08:52Maybe we should tackle it in order.
08:54List it for me.
08:56Flirting fashion technique.
08:58Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
09:01Alright.
09:02Flirting skills first and then boom.
09:05Fifth base.
09:05Sounds good. Just, uh, don't forget about fashion.
09:08And we need a deadline. How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
09:12You can make a big move there.
09:14It's only two weeks away.
09:16Calm down. You're not that hopeless. We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
09:22Okay. Sounds good.
09:25My whole life is gonna change.
09:28Go team.
09:30Oh, turkey. Gotcha.
09:40Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
09:43Oh, shit.
09:45I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
09:49You did?
09:51Yeah. I was just feeling really insecure because I really like Leo.
09:59I shouldn't have reacted that way.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Okay. Thanks.
10:06Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:09You should totally come!
10:11All of us lost our V cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
10:16Totally!
10:18What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here? It's so friggin' neat.
10:28I like things organized.
10:29What are you doing?
10:30Checking to see if your underwear's color-coded.
10:34You probably have a mass solution of the week on it.
10:35My underwear is part of your business.
10:36I mean, it kind of is.
10:37I mean, it kind of is.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Yeah.
10:40Yeah.
10:41Yeah.
10:42Yeah.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Yeah.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Yeah.
10:48Yeah.
10:49Yeah.
10:50Yeah.
10:51Yeah.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Yeah.
10:54Yeah.
10:55Yeah.
10:56Yeah.
10:57Yeah.
10:58Yeah.
10:59Yeah.
11:00Yeah.
11:01Yeah.
11:02Yeah.
11:03Yeah.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Yeah.
11:06I mean, it kind of is.
11:07If you want my help landing Leo.
11:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
11:26Just what are you doing?
11:31You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
11:36I've never noticed how beautiful they are before.
11:48They're just eyes.
11:50I have two of them, like everyone else.
11:53Come on, Dora.
11:55I was flirting with you.
11:56This is why you need help.
12:02Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:04Just be open to signals.
12:07Don't be Dora the ignorer.
12:10Can I ignore you?
12:14Why would you care?
12:23Because you have such beautiful eyes.
12:32You're flirting again?
12:36Yeah.
12:37You're supposed to say something flirty back.
12:40Something flirty back.
12:45I know.
12:46I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
12:49What do you think?
12:51Why not?
12:53But just remember, you've still got your training wheels on.
12:56Don't expect miracles.
12:58We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
12:59Alright.
13:15I'll grab us a drink.
13:16Just...
13:18Try to be cool.
13:20Dude, when am I not cool?
13:22Oh my god, there's Leo.
13:29You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Good luck.
13:38There she goes.
13:40There we go.
13:45Hey.
13:46Hey.
13:50Hey.
13:52I thought you were staring at me from over there.
13:55Was I?
13:59I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
14:02You don't gotta say it.
14:04Minnie's a bitch.
14:06And you're awesome.
14:08I am?
14:10I am.
14:16Hey.
14:18Hey.
14:20Hey.
14:22Sorry, I don't need to interrupt.
14:25School?
14:27Cool.
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
14:35You don't gotta say it. It's cool.
14:37Oh, okay.
14:42Yes, she does.
14:44Doesn't she, girls?
14:47Whatever it is.
14:50And I think it is her vagina.
14:53It's like a vagina, only dryer.
14:56We call it...
14:58Adora.
15:02What the hell do you think you're doing?
15:08We're doing nothing.
15:10She means you.
15:12Because...
15:13You're nothing.
15:15Oh.
15:17I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
15:20She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
15:22How cute!
15:24But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
15:29Ugh!
15:30This one?
15:34Don't you dare laugh!
15:36Well, it's about me all of a sudden.
15:46What are you seeing her?
15:48Dora the Borer?
15:49Dora the Borer?
15:50What, does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
15:59She's great.
16:01It's as simple as that, Mindy.
16:02Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:12Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:16I think it's kind of sweet.
16:17This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
16:28Get ready for the plan I have.
16:32Specifically for you.
16:34In five minutes.
16:35Come on.
16:49I'll tell you something about it.
16:56Wait here.
16:58I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks.
17:05Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
17:11I think we'd make a great team.
17:13I've been saving myself for you and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
17:22Ouch, that's a real chicken-lady nuts.
17:26Could you be pity or desperate?
17:30I don't know.
17:32Can you go out?
17:33Ready?
17:34Ready?
17:35Okay.
17:36Take my virginity!
17:37Take my virginity!
17:39Take my virginity!
17:41Take my virginity!
18:01Stop.
18:03Take my virginity!
18:07Please let me go.
18:08Please let me go.
18:10Where are you?
18:40I hope Leo doesn't see me like this.
18:48Oh honey, do you want to go?
18:52You can go.
18:54We just want to hear you say it.
18:57One more time.
18:59Say, take my virginity to you.
19:03Say it.
19:05Say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:20And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:32I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:39You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
19:45I'll get you a tissue.
20:06I'm sorry.
20:15I'm not usually a crier.
20:18You can't let me get to.
20:21You need to fight back.
20:23Like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:27Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:34You remind me of my little sister.
20:38Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
20:42I mean, she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:47It reminds you of an eight year old?
20:50Oh!
20:52Stop crying.
20:57It's all gonna be okay.
20:59Yeah.
21:01It's easy for you to say.
21:04You have to go to the hockey team.
21:07Everyone loves you.
21:10And I'm just...
21:13Dora.
21:15I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:22And that should count for something since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:34I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:38No.
21:40I said it.
21:43Because I meant it.
21:46Because I meant it.
21:48Because I meant it.
21:53The worst part is...
21:58I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:06You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
22:09No matter what you do.
22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:13Alright?
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen.
22:25If that's what you really want.
22:31Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:33Now?
22:35It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:47Great team.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:52Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:56Flirty.
22:57Okay.
22:58So...
22:59Flirty.
23:01You want to make...
23:03Lots of eye contact.
23:05And if you can...
23:07Touch them.
23:09Your arm.
23:11Your arm.
23:12Your arm.
23:20Your hand.
23:28And me.
23:36I see how that would be like you.
23:39I think this is fake but it feels real.
23:43And you should laugh at Neo's jokes if he makes any.
23:48Which he probably won't.
23:51And then you should find something special about him to compliment him.
23:55If you think about it.
24:04I don't need attention.
24:09Am I?
24:12You smell so good.
24:15What is that?
24:17It just makes me want to get closer.
24:19I'm just trying to find a way.
24:29Oh my god.
24:31This shit actually works.
24:40Congratulations. You just passed Flirting 101.
24:44You're better at this than you thought.
24:45I know.
24:46Wait, who knew I had it in me?
24:49Just curious.
24:51Why did you say that stuff about me?
24:54Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
24:59Flirting 101.
25:01And you went with, I smell nice.
25:05What's wrong with that?
25:07How do you want to smell?
25:09A pair of sweaty old socks?
25:11Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice.
25:16Hey.
25:19Relax.
25:20You are still a beast on the ice.
25:23I will let your secret get out.
25:26Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
25:31I like it.
25:33Thanks.
25:35Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:40Yeah.
25:41It's around here some way.
26:04Tora's helping Troy track the money?
26:06If she works out I sent it,
26:08they'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:09She's gonna fuck everything up.
26:17I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:26What's up with you and Dora?
26:29What's it to you?
26:31She's an old friend.
26:33Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:35Yeah?
26:37Sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:39Dora.
26:41Hardly.
26:43She's like our team mascot.
26:45Perfect.
26:47Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
26:49I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:01I don't care what Troy thinks.
27:05This is about Leo.
27:06Stupid.
27:07You're going somewhere geek girl.
27:08I've got a date with Troy.
27:09Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:22Where are you going?
27:23The library?
27:24I obviously did something to offend you.
27:26Everything about you offends me geek.
27:28The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:29I mean.
27:30Do you have any sense?
27:31Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:32Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:34Where are you going?
27:35The library?
27:36I obviously did something to offend you.
27:37Everything about you offends me geek.
27:38The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:54I mean.
27:57Do you have any self respect?
28:00Can I go?
28:02Well not until I help you out a little.
28:04I mean.
28:05If you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have definitely gotta go.
28:17And this hurt again?
28:19So gross.
28:21Stop!
28:23And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:34You gotta fight back.
28:35Like with a shark.
28:36You gotta punch her in the nose.
28:37You gotta fight back.
28:38Like with a shark.
28:39You gotta punch her in the nose.
28:40You gotta punch her in the nose.
29:04Sorry I'm late.
29:05Yeah you should be.
29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:10I know.
29:12Also I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:23It's the butt.
29:24It's the butt.
29:25It's the butt.
29:26It's the butt.
29:27It's the butt.
29:28It's the butt.
29:29It's the butt.
29:30It's the butt.
29:31It's the butt.
29:32It's the butt.
29:33But like one tear.
29:34Two tears.
29:36Oh.
29:38Yeah.
29:39I'll just stick to fourth base then.
29:47I don't know.
29:48You're gonna bring me to the cage.
29:49That's her.
29:50Oh Christ.
29:51You can go on this side.
29:52Are you going to overla?
29:54Dora Miller you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
30:02Whoa whoa.
30:03Hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:05This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No.
30:10She's the one who assaulted me.
30:11Wait they opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:12I've seen you at the rink.
30:13Yeah?
30:14Yeah.
30:15I don't miss a game.
30:16You guys are crushing it this year.
30:17Oh thanks.
30:18Yeah but you see Dora here.
30:19She's the team's assistant.
30:20She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:21Yeah?
30:22No.
30:23This is bullshit.
30:24This is not happening.
30:25Oh really?
30:26Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
30:38That's what I thought.
30:39Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:40Nice to meet you.
30:41Nice to meet you too.
30:42See you at the next game?
30:43You will go team.
30:44Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
30:49Got it?
30:50No.
30:51No.
30:52No.
30:53No.
30:54No.
30:55No.
30:56No.
30:57No.
30:58No.
30:59No.
31:00No.
31:01No.
31:02No.
31:03No.
31:04No.
31:05No.
31:06No.
31:07No.
31:08No.
31:09No.
31:10No.
31:11No.
31:13No.
31:15No.
31:16No.
31:17No.
31:18No.
31:20I can't believe you recognized him in the rink.
31:22No.
31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:25That was bullshit?
31:26It worked, didn't it?
31:27Unbelievable.
31:28You know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face.
31:33I mean you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:35I don't know what happened, okay?
31:36Just one moment she was MONSTERING ME and then the next my fist was just...
31:41My fist was just in her face.
31:45Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
32:10I'm calling the cops.
32:12Well, you can stay with me tonight.
32:22I'll change my sheets.
32:24You can sleep in my bed tonight.
32:27I'll take the floor.
32:36I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:39He feels so good.
32:40Oh, no.
32:40Am I hot for Troy?
32:50Do you have something I could change into?
32:52Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:00I'm so sorry I did not realize.
33:12Relax.
33:13Don't worry.
33:14You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a frigging meeting.
33:18Yeah, but that's...
33:19That's different.
33:21You can look now.
33:23You're still shirtless.
33:25That's how I sleep.
33:27But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
33:33Dream on.
33:35Come on.
33:42Listen.
33:44Come on.
33:45Come on.
33:45Come on.
33:46Babe.
33:46Bye.
33:47Bye.
33:48I can't share the bed.
34:18If you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:27A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29I think it's true.
34:30If I do, you're a gentleman.
34:33You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:39Are you sure?
34:42We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need us to take a job.
34:53Cause it's been darkness all along.
35:00Could you, baby?
35:02What happened to the pillow?
35:09Someone threw it on the floor.
35:11It wasn't me.
35:12Why would I do that?
35:13I don't know.
35:14Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
35:19I don't know.
35:20Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
35:24I don't know.
35:25And this.
35:26I don't know.
35:27And this.
35:28I don't know.
35:29I don't know.
35:30Maybe cause you wanted me to do this.
35:35Why would I do this?
35:36I don't know.
35:38I don't know.
35:39I don't know.
35:40Yeah.
35:41I don't know.
35:42I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
35:52You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:06I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:10Sorry for freaking out.
36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah, since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay, I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up, dude?
36:46Let's hear it.
36:47So, curve Dora punched Mindy.
36:49It's unhinged, man.
36:51Trust me, dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:56You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
37:03Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to be more focused.
37:12I'm focused.
37:13Okay, don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:21Come on.
37:26Leo!
37:27Hey!
37:30Gotta wash this, get it back to you.
37:36Mindy trashed Dora's room, so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow!
37:42Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:51Stop it, stop!
37:58Okay.
38:00Troy is just a friend.
38:05It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:08Troy's the biggest player on campus.
38:10You're a virgin.
38:12I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:15Thanks, man.
38:16There's nothing happening between us.
38:23Don't say that more, do you?
38:25Thanks, buddy.
38:27Great chat.
38:29Go team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:46Hey, Big Mike.
38:50How's it hanging?
38:54Right.
38:56Nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:07Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
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