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00:03I don't have time for this nonsense, okay?
00:05I should be working.
00:06Where is this contract wife that you found me?
00:08She'll be here any minute.
00:12Um, sir, why do you need a fake wife again?
00:16I need seed capital for my grandfather.
00:18But he's traditional and he's old school
00:20and he'll only invest if I'm married.
00:28You can do this.
00:29Marry a stranger, whoever he is, get the money.
00:35Stop!
00:36You can't barge into our apartment and kick us out.
00:39Your apartment?
00:40This is my property and you are three months late in your rent.
00:44Pack your shit and get out.
00:49Please.
00:50My grandma is sick and I'm applying for big tech jobs.
00:54Your grandma is sick.
00:56Boo!
00:58Pity does not work.
01:00Pay your rent or you are both evicted.
01:09I'm getting married to a stranger for money.
01:16Wait, I should at least check out his photo first.
01:20Watch out!
01:35What the hell?
01:36You should watch where you're going.
01:37You were the one standing in the middle of the bike lane.
01:40What the hell are you even doing here?
01:42What do you think I'm doing?
01:43I'm standing in front of a courthouse.
01:44Take a wild guess.
01:45Either getting married or divorced.
01:47An asshole like you, I'm guessing divorce.
01:49Okay, rude.
01:50And wrong.
01:51I am waiting on my fiancé to get married.
01:53Oh, God.
01:54Don't tell me he's my new husband.
02:01My fiancé is you.
02:06You're late.
02:07Let's get this over with.
02:09I don't have a lot of time.
02:15Damn.
02:17I can't wait to marry you and get that ass.
02:20Worth every penny.
02:23Yeah, speaking of money, I need it to launch my modeling career.
02:29Was it a joke?
02:31It's missing a zero.
02:32It's supposed to be 150.
02:34I am a goddamn model, you cheap creep.
02:37You know what?
02:38Good luck with your shitty little computer business.
02:43Whatever.
02:43I'm cheap?
02:44You're just a cheap whore.
02:46You're not even worth a dollar.
02:53I never thought I'd do this.
02:59150?
03:00Don't be greedy.
03:01You're not going to get any more out of me.
03:03I thought we said 15,000.
03:05This is 10 times more.
03:07Grandma, we'll keep our apartment and then some.
03:13Are you all right?
03:13I'm great.
03:18So, husband, which...
03:20Wait a minute, I'm coming.
03:22Here's my personal number for emergencies only.
03:25I'll see you in two years when we file for divorce.
03:27I guess that means no honeymoon.
03:35Your interview with PBS is all set.
03:38It's at 11 a.m.
03:39These are the list of questions they'll ask.
03:41I have something I have to do beforehand.
03:43I have to meet my so-called wife at the courthouse this morning.
03:46Today, may I ask why you haven't seen her since you married her?
03:51Because today, I'm divorcing her.
03:54Meet at the courthouse at 10 a.m.
03:56It's time for our divorce.
04:04The first message since I married him is about divorcing.
04:08Charming.
04:08Sounds good.
04:09Oh my goodness, you've got a job interview.
04:17Olivia Allen, we are thrilled to invite you to interview with Awakened Intelligence.
04:25Oh my god!
04:28Oh my god!
04:30I can't believe it, Grandma!
04:32It's a big tech company.
04:34Oh, congrats!
04:37And oh my sweet girl.
04:39I love the name.
04:41Olivia Allen.
04:42You raised me after my mom died.
04:45You gave me everything, Grandma.
04:47So I wanted to honor you by changing my last name from Blau to yours.
04:53I feel so blessed.
04:54Now, go take that uniform off.
04:58You are not a delivery driver.
05:01You are a big tech computer, computer something.
05:08Programmer.
05:10It's just an interview, but I gotta rush.
05:13It's in an hour.
05:14But I have to get divorced first.
05:16You go get divorced and get that job and I'll make a quick rest, okay?
05:25Go!
05:26Go!
05:26Hurry!
05:27Two years ago, AI was a fantasy.
05:30But now I'm here at an AI company worth billions.
05:33Awakened Intelligence, led by brilliant founder and CEO Holden Allred.
05:38Awakened Intelligence?
05:39Is this your new boss?
05:41He is really cute.
05:42It's just an interview and he looks like a dork.
05:46Oh, please.
05:47Wish me luck.
05:49I'm gonna get divorced and get a job.
06:03Alright, where the hell is my so called wife?
06:05I mean, I don't have much time here.
06:08Why did you bring a gift?
06:09We're getting a divorce.
06:10This isn't a celebration.
06:11To keep her happy and to make sure she divorces you, boss.
06:15By the way, do you remember what she looks like?
06:18Not really.
06:19She was some kind of delivery driver?
06:21Like, Bed-X?
06:29There's no time, sir.
06:30You're needed for an interview at the office.
06:32I don't really want to just get this over with.
06:34I'm sure you'll find another day to divorce her.
06:37We gotta go.
06:44Where is my husband?
06:46I'll be late for my job interview.
06:54I'm getting chills when they tell me you're not yourself.
06:59Oh, the picture of you cuts like a knife.
07:07Whatever they call us.
07:09Whatever they'll do.
07:11They're running in circles.
07:13Circle of love.
07:16There's a reason I've never done an interview.
07:18I hate publicity.
07:19I just want to be coding.
07:20Yes, sir.
07:22But your company is huge now.
07:24You have to be personable.
07:26Out there selling.
07:27Damn it.
07:27I'm dreading this.
07:28This has to go well.
07:29Our top investor, my grandfather, he's coming home today.
07:32And we have that special VIP.
07:33Don't worry, sir.
07:34It's all scripted.
07:36There won't be any surprise questions.
07:38Hmm.
07:40I was foolish to waste time at the courthouse.
07:42My stupid husband didn't even show up.
07:46Now I just need to focus on my job interview.
07:52Mr. Allred, thank you for letting me conduct your first TV interview.
07:56Sure.
07:56Okay.
07:57In two years, your company has expanded from an idea to a juggernaut with a nearly trillion
08:03dollar valuation.
08:05How do you feel?
08:06Good.
08:07Pleased.
08:07As a newly minted billionaire, tell me about you personally.
08:11Is there a special woman in your life?
08:12Let's just focus on the work.
08:14Oh, come on.
08:15You're rich, wildly successful, and handsome.
08:18Women must be throwing themselves at you.
08:20Yeah, I wouldn't quite say that I have women.
08:34This feels familiar.
08:36Cut!
08:37Cut!
08:37Cut!
08:38Cut!
08:38Who is this girl?
08:40Oh, my God.
08:41I...
08:41Are you...
08:42You're the dork I saw on TV.
08:44Excuse me.
08:45I...
08:46No.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:47I just...
08:48I mean, you're Holden Allred, the founder and CEO.
08:51And who is this woman?
08:52Probably one of your crazy fangirls.
08:54I'll call security.
08:55No.
08:55No, I'm not.
08:57I'm not, like, obsessed with you or something.
09:00I just...
09:01I'm here for a job interview.
09:05Uh...
09:05Sir, we are going to take the interview again.
09:08I know you hate this, but please try smiling.
09:16Smile with your eyes, not with your teeth.
09:21Good luck.
09:28And we're back.
09:30Mr. Allred, tell me about your personal life.
09:34I get why you'd ask that.
09:36But my private life is just that.
09:38Private.
09:39A man of mystery.
09:41Let's move on.
09:42She was right.
09:43Who was that girl?
09:51Make room.
09:52Out of my way.
09:54Sorry, Anna.
09:55Good morning.
09:55Good morning, Miss Anna.
09:57Looking good.
10:01I'm dead.
10:03Gosh, too many people.
10:05Don't you know how senior I am around here?
10:07Please reduce the elevator's weight before it is safe to move.
10:11I really can't miss this elevator or I'll be late for my interview.
10:15I'm too important to wait for the next elevator.
10:17Get out, geezer.
10:23Are you okay, sir?
10:24Thank you, young lady.
10:26Hold the elevator, please.
10:27I have a big interview that I can't be late for.
10:30You and this lame old man are too fat.
10:32It's just man.
10:36Elevator AI system.
10:38How much do I weigh and how much does Anna weigh?
10:42Measurements indicate you weigh 109 pounds.
10:47Anna Ingram is 138 pounds.
10:50Sounds like you should be the one to leave, Anna.
10:53It's just Matt.
10:58I wasn't laughing at you, Anna.
11:01I was laughing at this poor girl.
11:02Get back from whatever hole you crawled out of.
11:07You don't belong here.
11:08So you either walk out or I'll have security come drag you out.
11:19Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broomstick.
11:22It's okay, sir.
11:23I'll wait with you for the next elevator.
11:25No, no.
11:26You're sweet, but I can't have you miss your interview.
11:29Miss, uh...
11:30Olivia.
11:31Right.
11:32There.
11:34Go get them, Olivia.
11:38Good luck.
11:40Hi.
11:41I'm Olivia Allen.
11:42Sorry, I just ran up 10 flights of stairs.
11:49Oh, you again?
11:51So you're a food delivery driver?
11:54Why should we hire you over the actually qualified candidates?
11:58Damn it.
11:58The mean girls from the elevator.
12:00You're interviewing me?
12:02I don't come from wealth.
12:04And I couldn't afford the schools that most people in tech went to.
12:09But this is my dream job.
12:11I started coding before I knew how to tie my shoes.
12:14You don't have to make up a story.
12:16I'm not.
12:17I used this company's AI to program my personal assistant.
12:21I named her Mrs. Collinswood.
12:23I thought it sounded posh.
12:25I am posh, Olivia.
12:27I hope your interview is going well.
12:29Cheerio.
12:31Hmm.
12:32The delivery driver can code.
12:34Wow.
12:35The girl from the elevator.
12:39Olivia, I'd like to offer you a job.
12:42Oh my god.
12:44I've always dreamed of being a programmer.
12:46Programming our AI servers requires big computer systems.
12:51You'll be in our janitorial department cleaning our servers with a tiny little toothbrush.
12:57You will never get a job here.
13:00Now I can escort you out or call security to come drag you out.
13:11Oh, Grandpa Lyndon.
13:14Welcome back.
13:16You know, in the two years that I've been gone,
13:18you managed to take my $5 million investment and turn it into the biggest company in the U.S.
13:24So I'm here to check on my investment.
13:27And also check on my grandson.
13:30So, when do I get to meet your wife?
13:33Oh, right. My, um, my wife.
13:36He can't know. It's just a contract marriage with a stranger.
13:39You know, I'm not sure it's going to work out between me and Olivia.
13:43Nonsense.
13:45Olivia.
13:47I just met a lovely woman in the elevator named Olivia.
13:50She's here interviewing for a job.
13:52Oh, is that, is that your wife?
13:53I doubt that's my wife.
13:55She doesn't even know who I am or that this is my company.
13:58Well, she's lovely.
14:00You should hire her.
14:06Just because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed doesn't give you the right to be so
14:10cruel to me.
14:11Oh, cruel, huh?
14:13I'll show you cruel.
14:14Security, escort this Olivia out.
14:17Wait a second. Did Anna say that your name was Olivia?
14:21Um, I was interviewing for a job.
14:25You failed the interview, sir.
14:30Work experience is nontraditional.
14:34Sir, nontraditional is an understatement.
14:37She delivers donuts and tacos through DoorDash.
14:39She clearly knows nothing about coding.
14:42That's not true.
14:43With your company's AI, I programmed my personal assistant, Mrs. Collinsworth.
14:48Here, let me show you.
15:03You clumsy idiot, Olivia. Get your hands off her CEO.
15:07Olivia, your heart rate has increased rapidly.
15:11Do you need medical attention?
15:13Or are you experiencing sexual arousal?
15:18Um, I'm still working out the kinks on this AI assistant.
15:23It's glitchy.
15:24It's kinda cool. You're hired.
15:26Really? What?
15:27Thank you, sir. This is my dream job.
15:30Mr. Aldrich, sir, this is my department. I strongly advise against this.
15:35She's an unqualified-
15:37And this is my company.
15:38She's hired.
15:40She's cute.
15:41That smile.
15:43My contract wife's name is Olivia.
15:46Could this be her?
15:48Olivia, right?
15:50Olivia...
15:51Allen.
15:51Olivia Allen.
15:52My wife's name is Olivia Blau.
15:55This isn't her.
15:56Oh, well.
15:57When did you meet my grandfather?
15:59He had good things to say about you.
16:01So, is this why she was hired?
16:03Oh, well, I think there was a little misunderstanding.
16:06How could this food service worker meet your grandpa?
16:09Sir, I'm sure you're mistaken.
16:10The only thing I'm confused about is why you still have a job.
16:15After, um, we were treated on that elevator.
16:18Meet my grandpa.
16:19The first and biggest investor in our company.
16:23Lyndon Allred.
16:24This old man is our CEO's grandpa?
16:27Oh, gosh.
16:29I'm so screwed.
16:30Hi again.
16:31It's good to see you.
16:33Congratulations on your new job.
16:36And you, and if it were up to me, you would be fired right now.
16:40I'm sorry, sir.
16:42I didn't know.
16:42I just had a bad morning.
16:44Sorry.
16:45What's going on, Anna?
16:47Did you disrespect my grandfather?
16:49No.
16:49No, no, no.
16:49No, absolutely not.
16:51There was just a misunderstanding.
16:54Some misunderstanding, huh?
16:56Anna, you're my top programmer.
16:57And we're stretched thin so you can stay.
16:59But you're on thin ice.
17:00And Anna, I know that I'm not the CEO.
17:02But I am the top investor.
17:05And if I ever see you bullying people one more time,
17:09I will insist that you be fired.
17:12Get our newest employee cleared by Secret Service.
17:21Secret Service?
17:23Don't you read?
17:24The President of the United States is on his way.
17:27We're pitching him a massive government contract.
17:30We want.
17:31And I won't let you scream.
17:43Oh, wow.
17:45Your Secret Service?
17:47Ignore her.
17:48She's an idiot new hire.
17:49She wants a rival week.
17:50Yes, I will.
17:51This is my dream job.
17:53Anna Ingram, you and your team have passed all background checks.
17:57You're clear to meet the President.
17:58Ah, yes.
18:00Not this one, Agent.
18:01You better run a thorough check on Olivia.
18:03Please do, sir.
18:06I'm Olivia Allen.
18:07Marital status?
18:08Single.
18:09Well, wait.
18:10Sorry.
18:11I'm technically married.
18:14Two years.
18:15Oops.
18:15You're married?
18:16A food delivery driver?
18:18What man?
18:19Would ever want to marry you?
18:21What's his name, huh?
18:22That's none of your business.
18:24It's my business.
18:25Olivia Allen.
18:26I have no record of you being married.
18:28If you lie to a federal agent, I must report it to the FBI.
18:32Wait.
18:32I'll text my husband and get the marriage license number.
18:36Well, I've come here for two reasons.
18:38Of course, the President of the USA is coming.
18:42And if everything goes well, we may secure a contract that's, oh,
18:47worth tens of billions.
18:48Oh, I've got that handle.
18:49What's the second thing?
18:51Well, I've been gone for two years.
18:54It's time that I met my grandson's wife.
18:58Um.
19:01Hi.
19:02Sorry.
19:02I need our marriage license number.
19:04ASAP.
19:05Please.
19:06That's for now, actually.
19:08Say hi.
19:09Okay.
19:10But I'll need a favor in return.
19:15Olivia, if you lied about being married, you will not be meeting the President and the FBI will arrest you.
19:20You'll be the shortest-term employee in history.
19:23Fired and arrested ten minutes into the job.
19:29Our founder, Holden, is a brilliant genius.
19:32But even he makes mistakes, too.
19:35Like hiring you.
19:36I warned him.
19:38Soon you'll see how right I was.
19:40And he'll fall in love with me.
19:44I got my marriage license number.
19:46She's lying.
19:46She's not married.
19:47This is a valid marriage license.
19:49But it's for Olivia Blau.
19:50That isn't your name.
19:51Olivia Allen.
19:52I knew it!
19:53You're a liar!
19:54Can we let her see the President?
19:56With that fake name, I have to wonder if she's a spy or an assassin.
20:00No!
20:01Wait!
20:01There's an explanation.
20:03Right after I got married, I changed my last name from Blau to Allen.
20:08To honor my grandma who raised me after my mom died.
20:12Kudos to you for being such a patriotic, concerned American.
20:16Agent, she's obviously lying.
20:19Yes.
20:20I see the name change documentation here.
20:22Olivia Blau.
20:23I mean, Olivia Allen.
20:24You're cleared.
20:25I'm gonna meet the President?
20:28I'll make you humiliate yourself in front of him and Holden.
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