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Nerdy Girl's Hot Chemistry with Biker Bad Boy FULL EPISODE [shortfilm] - Video Dailymotion
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00:00:00Today's baby. Senior year, no more regrets with her graduation.
00:00:30I stand on my own.
00:00:40Sorry, excuse me.
00:00:55Hey, Chase.
00:00:58Who?
00:00:59It's me, Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:03Shoot. Phoebe Phillips.
00:01:07Chase, I...
00:01:13I've been in love with you forever.
00:01:15Since like, 10th grade.
00:01:17When you won that district contest.
00:01:20I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:01:23Will he be my boyfriend?
00:01:28Sure, sure.
00:01:33For real?
00:01:39Come here, babe.
00:01:40Surprise, nerd!
00:01:54Clement!
00:01:56Whoa, Clement!
00:01:58Yo!
00:01:59Whoa, Clement!
00:02:00Yo!
00:02:03Whoa, Clement!
00:02:05Yo!
00:02:06Oh, my God.
00:02:07I just confessed to the school cycle.
00:02:10Watch out.
00:02:11Beau Clement.
00:02:13Juvenile delinquent.
00:02:14Dangerous and violent.
00:02:15In desperate need of anger management classes.
00:02:29Capital A for a hole.
00:02:33Capital A for A-hole.
00:02:59Bo Clements made it his mission to torment the Nerve.
00:03:02Me.
00:03:03My life.
00:03:04At the Devil's Playgroup.
00:03:07I could have sworn I saw Chase come in here.
00:03:11Shit.
00:03:12I'm sorry, Bo.
00:03:14Wrong guy.
00:03:15Sorry!
00:03:16Hold up.
00:03:17I've been in love with you forever.
00:03:19Since, like, 10th grade.
00:03:21When you won that district contest.
00:03:23I know this is kind of out of nowhere, but...
00:03:25Forever?
00:03:27Since 10th grade?
00:03:29We made it!
00:03:30We made it!
00:03:31We made that right now!
00:03:34What?
00:03:35What?
00:03:36What?
00:03:37Huh?
00:03:38What?
00:03:39Huh?
00:03:40Huh?
00:03:41Huh?
00:03:42Huh?
00:03:43What did you think was gonna happen, girlfriend?
00:03:48What did you think was going to happen, girlfriend?
00:04:15Damn it.
00:04:17I'm not your girlfriend.
00:04:18I thought you were one of the smart ones.
00:04:21Chemistry genius or something?
00:04:23I didn't realize you flunked out of basic observation.
00:04:26This is the wrong hypothesis with the wrong guy.
00:04:29For the record, even if every guy on Earth got dead tomorrow, I still wouldn't date you.
00:04:34Oh, relax, nerd.
00:04:36Even if every other girl on Earth died right now, I'd still rather swing the other way
00:04:40than get with you.
00:04:42Hey, I bet Chase feels the same too.
00:04:47I'd rather be my boyfriend than yours.
00:04:50You're such an asshole!
00:04:51Watch it, four eyes!
00:05:11Chase?
00:05:12I'm sorry.
00:05:13I didn't mean to.
00:05:14Hey!
00:05:15Give those back!
00:05:17What?
00:05:18These?
00:05:19That was a prescription!
00:05:20So is your attitude, ugly.
00:05:22Max Maddock.
00:05:53If Beau's on a mission to toy with nerds, she and her minions are out for blood.
00:05:59Please.
00:06:00Let me go, Max.
00:06:04You really think some guy's gonna touch you?
00:06:09Maybe if he's desperate.
00:06:11Definitely blind.
00:06:13Oh.
00:06:14Oh.
00:06:15Sisters, how can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:26How can we help our little wannabe slut finally get some D-I-C-K?
00:06:33S-T.
00:06:34R.I.P.
00:06:35Exactly!
00:06:36R.I.P. nerd.
00:06:37Strip her.
00:06:38No!
00:06:39Stop!
00:06:40Stop!
00:06:41Stop!
00:06:42No!
00:06:43Stop!
00:06:44Stop!
00:06:45Stop!
00:06:46No!
00:06:47Stop!
00:06:48No!
00:06:49Stop!
00:06:50No!
00:06:51Stop!
00:06:52Stop!
00:06:53Stop!
00:06:54Stop!
00:06:56Stop!
00:06:57That's better.
00:07:16Off you go.
00:07:22Go.
00:07:27My move.
00:07:34Oh, look at you.
00:07:57Great.
00:08:04First I confessed to the wrong guy, and now I'm called a slut when I haven't even kissed
00:08:24anyone yet.
00:08:31Hi, Mom.
00:08:44I'm sorry.
00:08:46I'll do better next time.
00:08:50I promise.
00:08:53I'm sorry.
00:08:54No way.
00:08:55Beau Clement, the biker psycho, is actually a mommy's boy?
00:09:01He's still an asshole, Phoebe.
00:09:03You recorded your most embarrassing moment.
00:09:05It humiliated you.
00:09:06I've been in love with you forever.
00:09:07Since like...
00:09:08Forever?
00:09:09Who made it?
00:09:10Who made them?
00:09:11I've had enough today.
00:09:12Time for payback.
00:09:14I'm sorry.
00:09:16I'm sorry.
00:09:18I'm sorry.
00:09:20You've got to be fucking kidding me.
00:09:34I...
00:09:35It's not what it looks like.
00:09:38Really?
00:09:39Because it looks a hell of a lot like you're just recording it.
00:09:46Your call cannot be completed at this time.
00:09:49The number you have dialed is no longer in service.
00:09:51Stay away from me!
00:09:55If me, your fucking phone, Phillips.
00:10:07No!
00:10:19You don't get to be mad.
00:10:20You recorded me first.
00:10:22You stalked me into the boys' locker room.
00:10:24You are bad shit fucking crazy.
00:10:27Well, I wanted you to feel what it's like being recorded as wha-
00:10:32Delete it.
00:10:33Now.
00:10:34Or I swear.
00:10:35Swear what?
00:10:36You're gonna hit me?
00:10:38Big man Bo Clement.
00:10:42Not on coincidence.
00:10:52Oh, my God.
00:11:22Oh, my God.
00:11:28Phoebe.
00:11:30Phoebe!
00:11:31What the fuck?
00:11:52Come on.
00:11:53Come on, smart mouth.
00:11:54Talk to me.
00:11:55Come on.
00:11:57Phoebe.
00:11:58Phoebe.
00:11:59Phoebe, please talk to me.
00:12:01Stay with me.
00:12:02Shit.
00:12:03Fuck.
00:12:04I'm sorry.
00:12:08I'm sorry.
00:12:09I'm sorry.
00:12:11Jesus.
00:12:12Fuck.
00:12:13Shit, fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh, fuck, Jesus, fuck, you scared
00:12:35the shit out of me, what, what did you do?
00:12:43You almost drowned in the pool, idiot, and thank God, I knew CPI.
00:12:48You put your lips on me?
00:12:56Have you felt my boobs?
00:12:59What the fuck?
00:13:03Have you felt my boobs?
00:13:06What the fuck?
00:13:07Are you, I felt your what?
00:13:09I was, I was saving you, I would rather die than fill you up, okay?
00:13:15That was my first kiss, you asshole!
00:13:19You consider that a kiss?
00:13:21Consider it charity.
00:13:24And the next time you're recording something, just don't get stuck in the pool, genius.
00:13:28You recorded me first!
00:13:38Asshole.
00:13:38Yeah?
00:13:51Huh?
00:13:54Two for one deal.
00:13:55You get saved and kissed by an asshole.
00:13:58You're very welcome.
00:13:59So!
00:14:00You touched me without my concern!
00:14:08Whoa, whoa!
00:14:10What are you taking me for?
00:14:11A perv?
00:14:12Yeah.
00:14:13I'd rather drown than a little perv like you touched me.
00:14:16You probably did it on purpose.
00:14:18Oh, shit!
00:14:41Oh, shit!
00:14:43I must have left it in the laundry bag again and grabbed it with my sweater this morning.
00:14:48Oh, shit!
00:14:54Okay, so this is why you call me a perv.
00:14:56Projection, huh?
00:14:58Wait, does that have a name?
00:15:00Wait, wait, wait, don't tell me!
00:15:01Let me guess.
00:15:01Chase.
00:15:02Oh, my God.
00:15:05Shut up!
00:15:06Give it back!
00:15:07Uh-uh.
00:15:08So much for Miss I've never been kissed before.
00:15:11If I was Chase, I'd be flattered to be some nerdy virgin's ultimate wet dream.
00:15:15Why not?
00:15:38Why not?
00:15:58Because I will show everyone this.
00:16:08What happens if I post this and caption it?
00:16:12Beau Clement.
00:16:13Crybaby mommy's boy.
00:16:15You?
00:16:16You tell on me.
00:16:17I post this.
00:16:18You both go down together.
00:16:22It's in the cloud.
00:16:23Nothing you can do about it.
00:16:25Hm.
00:16:26You're pushing it.
00:16:35What are you gonna do?
00:16:39What are you gonna do?
00:16:46Hey.
00:16:47Hey.
00:16:49Eyes up here.
00:16:53You delete that.
00:16:56I don't tell on you.
00:16:58Okay?
00:17:00And I'll throw in any favor, okay?
00:17:03Since I saved you with my hands and my mouth without your consent.
00:17:07How's that for a deal?
00:17:12You're not taking me for a joke, are you?
00:17:16What kind of person do you think I am?
00:17:19Someone who bullies me for fun?
00:17:22Someone who threatens me every chance they get?
00:17:26Finally you get a taste of your own poison.
00:17:28How's that for a change?
00:17:29Maybe you should learn to tell the difference on I'm actually being nice.
00:17:40Take it.
00:17:42Or dump.
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:45Make me popular.
00:17:49For Chase.
00:17:51That's the favor.
00:17:53I'm sorry, what?
00:17:54You want me to what?
00:17:56That is not a favor.
00:17:57That is a miracle, okay?
00:17:59Oh my god.
00:18:01Natural curls.
00:18:03Big glasses on the daily.
00:18:06Body.
00:18:08Not exactly a fault.
00:18:10Oh my god.
00:18:12That's mean.
00:18:14Chase Thompson, huh?
00:18:16Golden boy.
00:18:18Captain of the swim team.
00:18:19What?
00:18:20Do cliches turn you on?
00:18:25You know you can do better.
00:18:26Especially considering how horny you actually are.
00:18:37Shut the hell up.
00:18:38Take it or leave it.
00:18:39I'm done being nice to you.
00:18:40You know, I'd bet myself never getting laid for the rest of my life that Chase would never fall for a girl like you.
00:18:56Okay?
00:19:00I do like a challenge.
00:19:02And getting a nerd like you to become someone that Chase couldn't resist?
00:19:08That sounds like fun.
00:19:11You delete the video, I make you irresistible.
00:19:16Deal?
00:19:23Deal.
00:19:32Deal.
00:19:34Deal.
00:20:022
00:20:16Deal.
00:20:27I'm so in love with you, my beautiful princess.
00:20:57You've never been for our souls since, don't you?
00:21:22No, Phoebe Phillips, you like Chase, Prince Charming on a white horse, not assholes on stupid
00:21:50face.
00:21:52Oh, jeez.
00:21:56Sorry.
00:21:58Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:02I'm sorry.
00:22:06I'm sorry.
00:22:08I'm sorry.
00:22:10I'm sorry.
00:22:12I'm sorry.
00:22:14I'm sorry.
00:22:15I'm sorry.
00:22:16hey um you're gonna come to mr. Eldridge's function this weekend you know he does it
00:22:29every year it's really cool yes yes of course you'll be there so I'll be there I mean yes
00:22:37I'm going great I'll see you then
00:22:46oh no how am I supposed to show up to a ball looking like this
00:22:54yikes look at you total train wreck
00:23:03Bo you have to help me how am I supposed to face chase at the Eldridge function looking exactly
00:23:12like a train wreck fine fine looks like I'm cursed stuck with a desperate girlfriend because of some
00:23:24stupid deal hey what are you doing put me down oh shut up makeover starts now
00:23:33oh
00:23:36oh
00:23:40oh
00:23:42oh
00:23:45oh
00:23:48oh
00:23:50oh
00:23:52oh
00:23:54oh
00:23:56oh
00:24:10Is he about to say I'm beautiful without my glasses?
00:24:14Is this one of those moments?
00:24:19Is this one of those moments?
00:24:22No, the movie's lied.
00:24:30You look the same, unfortunately.
00:24:32Clichés, no miracles.
00:24:35What the fuck?
00:24:46Her eyes really are stunning.
00:24:52Bo, can you come in, please?
00:25:09I need help tying my dress.
00:25:10I need help tying my dress.
00:25:40Great, um, I'll leave.
00:25:44I'm finishing up.
00:25:44Right.
00:25:45Go, go, go, go, go.
00:25:54Bro, you still there?
00:25:55Oh, well, I'll be there.
00:26:13Bro, you actually showed up.
00:26:31Thought you hated fancy and pretty.
00:26:33Still do.
00:26:34Shit.
00:26:43Shit.
00:26:44Can't say he's pretty.
00:26:59Whoa.
00:27:05Is that the chemistry class nerd?
00:27:07That cannot be Phoebe Phillips.
00:27:09Shut the front door.
00:27:11No effing way.
00:27:12Breathe.
00:27:17Breathe.
00:27:17Don't faint.
00:27:18Don't throw up.
00:27:19Don't trip.
00:27:21Please don't trip.
00:27:23Hey, you made it.
00:27:26You look...
00:27:27unbelievable.
00:27:31You too.
00:27:32You always do.
00:27:33I mean, how could you not?
00:27:35Hair, face, suit, the teeth.
00:27:38All of it.
00:27:39Good job.
00:27:41Good job.
00:27:42Relax, Phoebs.
00:27:44You know this isn't a quiz, right?
00:27:46Phoebs.
00:27:47Ooh.
00:27:48Now I sound like a cool kid.
00:27:50I wish it were as easy as a quiz.
00:27:52So no one would drown in my cringe.
00:27:54But then, you know I'd resuscitate you.
00:27:57Because that's the perks of being a swim team captain.
00:27:59I'm life-saving certified.
00:28:00Oh my god, Phoebs.
00:28:13I always found you hot.
00:28:15But this fancy suit look is another level.
00:28:18I find you just the same.
00:28:27What the actual fuck?
00:28:30Well, well.
00:28:38St. Vincent High's resident bookworm finally grew legs.
00:28:42Good job.
00:28:45I guess I missed the makeover of the century.
00:28:48I always knew you were a little attention whore.
00:28:50Max, stop!
00:28:51It's okay, Chase.
00:28:53Leave me alone, Max.
00:28:55Don't pop the girls like you have better things to do.
00:28:57Why are you wasting your energy on little old meat?
00:29:00Do you want me to give you another makeover right now?
00:29:05Like I did before?
00:29:13No!
00:29:14You know, whoever polished you up didn't do a bad job.
00:29:23I mean, they didn't fix how you walk and you quack.
00:29:27You know, an ugly duck in a pretty dress is what?
00:29:30A duck?
00:29:31Is that the best you can do?
00:29:33I was gonna say, still ugly as fuck.
00:29:35Oh, burn!
00:29:37Did you just knock it off, Max?
00:29:38Shut the fuck up, Chase!
00:29:41Tell me, Phillips.
00:29:43When this is over and the lights come back on,
00:29:46are you gonna go crawling back to your usual corner?
00:29:50You know, I've known a lot of wannabe sluts just like you.
00:29:54And as long as you keep putting out,
00:29:57some guy will eventually notice you.
00:29:59Oh, shit!
00:30:03I'm just trying to remind you of where you belong.
00:30:06The bottom of the food chain, bitch.
00:30:10You're right.
00:30:12I do need a reminder.
00:30:13I do need a reminder.
00:30:17And I'll make sure everyone else here gets one, too.
00:30:22Enlighten me, please.
00:30:24You make everyone feel like trash just so you can feel tall.
00:30:28How cliche, Max.
00:30:29What, you think you're Regina George or something?
00:30:31More plastic.
00:30:32Much less iconic.
00:30:34And something nastier than a bus is gonna hit you very soon.
00:30:38Eldridge Winter Function serving me, girls.
00:30:41All right, get her ass.
00:30:43Maybe.
00:30:45After you're hit with these hands.
00:30:48But it's okay.
00:30:50You can have your five minutes of fame.
00:30:52Here's some charity.
00:30:54Go ahead and recite another one of your periodic table insults like I give a fuck.
00:30:58Seriously.
00:30:59Yeah, I'm a nerd.
00:31:01I love chemistry.
00:31:03And I hid behind my glasses and books thinking bullies like you would stop
00:31:07once you grew up and got smarter.
00:31:12Wishful thinking.
00:31:13Pathetic?
00:31:15I know.
00:31:15But I'd still rather be that girl than some bitchy teen who peaked at 16.
00:31:21Wow.
00:31:21Good job.
00:31:22Who will call selling her teen pics at 28.
00:31:25Her career eventually.
00:31:27Holy shit.
00:31:31Okay, what the fuck did you just say to me?
00:31:33Seriously.
00:31:34Okay, are you done?
00:31:35Okay, why don't you relax and just go take a hike?
00:31:37And leave her alone.
00:31:38For once.
00:31:39God, I'm gonna pass out in front of everyone on the best night of my life.
00:31:47This isn't over.
00:31:50Have a good night.
00:31:51I came here to impress a boy.
00:31:59But I might leave having impressed myself.
00:32:01Okay, so like I said, if someone sees us, code word.
00:32:19Oh my god, I'm gonna throw up.
00:32:23Max doesn't used to be nuclear.
00:32:26I think bum for the...
00:32:27I'll go verge.
00:32:31Okay, okay.
00:32:33Perfect.
00:32:35Now, let it set for now.
00:32:42Great.
00:32:44Teenage terrorism.
00:32:44Man, you know Mr. Eldridge is so generous?
00:32:57Hosting us high schoolers in this mansion of his every year?
00:33:01Now, St. Vincent is lucky to have his name on our school board.
00:33:05And Mrs. Eldridge gave me a special grant for my little lab research.
00:33:09Kind of don't want to embarrass myself in front of her tonight.
00:33:14You want some?
00:33:26And a toast.
00:33:27For the courage to not embarrass ourselves.
00:33:34Slow.
00:33:37Slow.
00:33:38Yeah, sure.
00:33:40Courage.
00:33:43Love courage.
00:33:44You can do this, Phoebe.
00:33:46Don't be lying.
00:33:48It's just like Kool-Aid.
00:33:50There you go.
00:33:57Whoa.
00:33:59Whoa.
00:34:00Easy there.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01You okay, Phoebs?
00:34:03Is this legal?
00:34:05Not exactly.
00:34:07Exactly.
00:34:07You?
00:34:16Come with me.
00:34:17How you want, Clement?
00:34:19Move.
00:34:20Or you can find out.
00:34:22Stop it.
00:34:23Both of you.
00:34:24This is a ball, not a boxing ring.
00:34:26No.
00:34:26No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:37Shit.
00:34:38My dress.
00:34:40Are you fucking kidding me?
00:34:44That's a vein, buddy.
00:34:46Not funny.
00:34:47Not funny.
00:34:48You happy now?
00:34:51My night's ruined.
00:34:52I need a minute.
00:35:16Hey.
00:35:16She doesn't need your sorry ass right now.
00:35:20I'm not fucking asking.
00:35:32That idiot.
00:35:34Dumbass.
00:35:35Asshole.
00:35:36I'm so stupid.
00:35:45Why are you here?
00:35:56Get out.
00:35:58I need clean up too.
00:36:03This is a bathroom, not your private princess chamber.
00:36:06Lee, get out.
00:36:11I'm not leaving.
00:36:13So calm down.
00:36:17Fine.
00:36:18Then enjoy the show.
00:36:23What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:36:26What the hell does it look like?
00:36:27You wouldn't leave.
00:36:28So be my guest.
00:36:34Be my guest, too.
00:36:36What are you doing?
00:36:38Oh, didn't say that.
00:36:41I was here first.
00:36:42Get your own room.
00:36:43Yeah, well, I like this one.
00:36:49Well, you're a perv who felt me up.
00:36:51At least I'm not dumb and naive enough to drown in a pool fishing for a kiss.
00:36:57Oh, you arrogant, conceited walking to sauce room staying.
00:37:04That's all you think about, isn't it?
00:37:06How you kissed me, touched me.
00:37:09I bet a perv like you touches himself to sleep at night thinking about that.
00:37:16I've seen everything there is to see.
00:37:18And for your information, there's not much to look at.
00:37:22So don't worry, baby girl.
00:37:25I'm not getting excited.
00:37:26And this ain't going to happen, even if you were on your knees begging for it.
00:37:33Oh, really?
00:37:34Mm-hmm.
00:37:34You think a little strange, isn't it?
00:37:52you think a little striptease is gonna undo me that's it's very cute very virgin of you
00:38:22I dare you to touch me unless you're too chicken shit even to pay back
00:38:52I am no chicken shit
00:39:01then go on try me
00:39:06follow me I've got something special
00:39:22follow me I've got something special planned for you
00:39:29that's Mrs. Aldridge's 40s
00:39:30come on
00:39:33my husband's talking to the St. Vincent principal
00:39:43we have 20 minutes
00:39:46you're mine now
00:39:52don't touch me
00:39:57saw her in the bedroom
00:40:07yeah makes sense
00:40:08yes baby right there
00:40:18are they
00:40:21are they seriously
00:40:23could you uh
00:40:34I don't think I can face Mrs. Eldridge anymore
00:40:42the woman that gave me my lab grant
00:40:44her mom's gonna haunt me like nightmares
00:40:47stay still Phoebe
00:41:05you said you weren't gonna get excited
00:41:16but I've been feeling you the moment you pulled me in here
00:41:20liar
00:41:24hurt
00:41:26loser
00:41:27you naughty naughty boy
00:41:33no
00:41:50not Phoebe
00:41:51why not
00:41:54you're not yourself
00:41:56you're drunk
00:41:57no I'm not
00:41:58no I'm not
00:41:59okay
00:42:00okay
00:42:01maybe I'll
00:42:02hold on
00:42:04hold on
00:42:05hold on
00:42:06hold on
00:42:07what are you doing
00:42:09I'm getting us out of here
00:42:11now put your arms on my neck
00:42:13now put your arms on my neck
00:42:14do it
00:42:20do it
00:42:21nerd
00:42:22hurry up
00:42:23would you rather stay here and listen to a real life porno
00:42:29lose your lab grant
00:42:31so grab me
00:42:36and let the bad boy do his thing
00:42:38sure
00:42:41here we go
00:42:48what
00:42:51how are you
00:42:53how long have you been
00:42:55ma'am
00:42:56you should let your husband know that these walls are too thin
00:42:59oh I didn't get to say thank you for not taking
00:43:13don't
00:43:14just
00:43:15just don't thank me
00:43:17Phoebe
00:43:20hey
00:43:21I've been looking all over for you
00:43:23I'm looking all over for you
00:43:27are you okay
00:43:31come on Pheebs
00:43:32let's go
00:43:33come here
00:43:34come on
00:43:35okay
00:43:45okay
00:43:46on three we drench the ugly ducking
00:43:48yes
00:43:49we'll go viral
00:43:53in case we see what trash he's dancing with
00:43:56oh hell
00:43:57no
00:43:58oh my god
00:44:02what is that
00:44:03it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:06oh
00:44:07oh
00:44:08oh
00:44:12oh
00:44:13oh
00:44:14oh
00:44:15oh
00:44:16oh
00:44:17oh my god
00:44:18oh
00:44:19what is that
00:44:20it smells like a public restroom blew up
00:44:23uh
00:44:25ah
00:44:26oh
00:44:27oh
00:44:28oh
00:44:33fun chemistry fact
00:44:34the stench
00:44:35that's ammonia
00:44:36meaning
00:44:38you're sexually covered in piss fian
00:44:40pissy max
00:44:42mad stinky max
00:44:44Oh my god, Belle, that's like kind of nice!
00:45:14Hey, Phoebs, need a ride home?
00:45:21Yeah, sure.
00:45:33Dude, you know it's first come, first serve.
00:45:40Hop here.
00:45:50I'll take you home.
00:45:53Oh my god, you were waiting for me?
00:45:57That's so sweet, I have no idea what they had.
00:46:01I got the lunch, and then a shower, and then it was cold,
00:46:05and then it was a cold shower, and I was like,
00:46:07I've never taken a cold shower in my life, and I'm like,
00:46:09do we have one?
00:46:10Just drive.
00:46:19I was fogged as a function.
00:46:21I was the one who tripped Lana.
00:46:25You stink.
00:46:27Wait, that was you?
00:46:31What the fuck is this day?
00:46:37Fuck, they're both gonna favor this!
00:46:41I got some!
00:46:55Phoebs, you look amazing!
00:46:57Dang, girl, you were such a badass at the winter ball!
00:47:02There she is.
00:47:04And you're a golden girl.
00:47:06Golden girl?
00:47:08Please, I just passed a pop quiz.
00:47:10Really?
00:47:11You know, because apparently out the school's obsessed with you now.
00:47:15I mean, I really can't blame them.
00:47:19Hey, um, you actually figure out the class?
00:47:23Yeah.
00:47:25Team's got the pool to ourselves.
00:47:27You should swing by.
00:47:29Wear a swimsuit.
00:47:31So I'm cute.
00:47:37Yeah, sure.
00:47:39I'll be there.
00:47:40Go on, please.
00:47:54Jump in!
00:47:55Okay, okay, fine.
00:47:57I, I just, I can't swim.
00:48:01I almost drowned the last time I was in.
00:48:05You're in good hands.
00:48:08Do you get who I am?
00:48:19Yo, Captain Thompson.
00:48:21You wanna show everybody in the school that you're actually fast?
00:48:25Just fast and run in your mouth.
00:48:31You wanna race me?
00:48:33You know, I'm always down to humbling the underachieving.
00:48:38Phoebe, want a time for us?
00:48:42Um...
00:48:46You're not to cry when you eat my wake.
00:48:48It's not to cry.
00:48:49You're awake.
00:48:59Darn!
00:49:02Yes!
00:49:03Yes!
00:49:04Yes!
00:49:05Yes!
00:49:07Yes!
00:49:08This could be our little secret
00:49:16So good that no one's gonna hear it
00:49:21Even
00:49:24Choose me
00:49:27Goodbye
00:49:38I want Phoebe, you saw her?
00:49:59Wow Clement, you won
00:50:02That's good for you
00:50:04The real winner
00:50:06He's the guy against the girl
00:50:17You were amazing, Chase
00:50:21Yo, Chase
00:50:22Good race, good race, man
00:50:23You crushed it
00:50:24See you boys tomorrow
00:50:26You do early, early
00:50:36You done sulking yet, Michael Phelps?
00:50:43I can still see the steam coming off of you
00:50:47Or are you just that petty?
00:50:51The loser got the towel as a consolation prize
00:50:58Didn't you ever give one to Max at the winter ball?
00:51:04But the winner gets
00:51:06Anything they ask for
00:51:19Anything
00:51:21Since the winner is too proud to claim this prize
00:51:28I guess just forget about it
00:51:32Well then
00:51:47I'm claiming it now
00:51:49What do you want?
00:51:53You
00:51:54You
00:51:55Are gonna
00:51:56You
00:51:58Are gonna
00:51:59You
00:52:04Are gonna
00:52:05Tutor me
00:52:07Tutor me.
00:52:16That's it?
00:52:18What? Disappointed?
00:52:23Fine. You want tutoring? You'll get tutoring.
00:52:27Go sit.
00:52:37If we're doing this, we're doing this my way. I'm one of those all-or-nothing type of nerds.
00:52:56It's not a thing.
00:52:59Well, I made it a thing.
00:53:00Are you scared of a little chemistry sesh on them?
00:53:10You think we have chemistry? Miss Phillips.
00:53:22Your skirt is doing a little, uh, Chantel.
00:53:26Remind me what subject this was again.
00:53:45Let's try this one.
00:53:48Too hardcore. No clothes.
00:53:51That's okay. That's why I'm here to help.
00:53:53So, it starts like this.
00:53:55The drugstore sells a solution of 3% hydrogen peroxide by volume.
00:54:02In a 150 million dollar quantity of the solution, there are how many million dollars that goes to a whole thing?
00:54:09So, that comes again.
00:54:11How?
00:54:12Is it on the top of the world?
00:54:14And the answer is...
00:54:16Are you sure you've got a study, Clement?
00:54:28You know, I think I could teach you something in exchange if you behave.
00:54:36I take my teaching very seriously.
00:54:46If you don't behave, I'm going to rock you with this.
00:54:50So sit, date, and get to work.
00:54:54I don't mind getting rough, Phillips.
00:55:12But I am not some stray that you can tease and train.
00:55:16Okay?
00:55:16Not the way.
00:55:18I always come out of time.
00:55:22Careful, girl, I might enjoy the blame.
00:55:34Fine.
00:55:35Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:49Doing okay, Mr. Clement?
00:55:54Now he's playing hard to guess.
00:55:56Of course.
00:55:57But-
00:55:58I changed her my BMW in hot air.
00:55:59Of course.
00:56:01I
00:56:22had a car.
00:56:25Subscribe.
00:56:26You want to find out what I do to a brat?
00:56:51How are you on a fork?
00:56:54Or do you also fight?
00:56:56I'm a bad boy.
00:57:03Lakes.
00:57:04Hoops.
00:57:06And he always bites.
00:57:13But I'm trying to be good.
00:57:16What's my life?
00:57:19Miss Phillips.
00:57:23Just remember, next time I'm not going to hold back.
00:57:25I don't know.
00:58:25Hmm.
00:58:55Hmm.
00:59:26Gotcha.
00:59:36Sneaky, huh?
00:59:38Trying to ambush me while I'm sleeping?
00:59:42Hmm.
00:59:44Finish my assignment.
00:59:46If I get a good grade, I get a reward from you.
00:59:52What do you want?
00:59:55You got the makeover.
00:59:57I want another session with you.
01:00:01But, you know, maybe next time we could skip chemistry and go straight to, uh...
01:00:07There you go.
01:00:16Nice try.
01:00:17But you're not getting these.
01:00:20Mm-hmm.
01:00:23What if I get an A?
01:00:26Let an asshole get A waiting for once.
01:00:35Bring your A game, then.
01:00:37These fucking two!
01:00:46Phoebe Phillips, you think that you're on top just cause you pussy-trapped the school bad boy?
01:00:57Lana?
01:00:58Yeah, bitch.
01:00:59It's urgent.
01:01:01Bring the straw a shit.
01:01:03The kind that would knock a cow off its feet for the entire day.
01:01:07Yeah.
01:01:08Alright, bye.
01:01:09This is a event.
01:01:33Whoa!
01:01:34Miss Hatchett doesn't even know what's coming for her.
01:01:37her. S-H-I-T for days. St. Vincent's little sweetheart is going to get my sweet masterpiece.
01:01:50Happy Revenge Day, nerd.
01:01:57What's this?
01:02:07What do you think we're doing here, medic? You're not in his class.
01:02:15Oh, I was just picking something up before cheer practice.
01:02:19Off you trot. My class is starting.
01:02:23Okay. Absolutely.
01:02:29Old witch! I'll teach you a lesson someday. Karma's a real nasty one.
01:02:37What's this? Mrs. Herman. Um, I don't know. I just found this on my desk when I was in.
01:02:46Marcelli's reserve. Truffle a sorcerer.
01:02:52Hey.
01:02:55A secret admirer.
01:02:59Or some delinquent trying to derail your power.
01:03:03Absolutely inappropriate.
01:03:05Wait, can I just have one?
01:03:06No!
01:03:08You need to stay focused, Miss Phillips.
01:03:11You are a top candidate for the Rutherford scholarship. You do not have time for boys,
01:03:17gifts, and anonymous, sweet tooth distractions.
01:03:30Teenage hormones ruin your GPAs in the flu.
01:03:36Life is like a box of chocolates.
01:03:48And Marcelli...
01:03:49Life is like...
01:03:49...or a box of chocolates.
01:04:01And Marcelli...
01:04:01...is to die for.
01:04:05What is to die for?
01:04:35Someone in this class clearly cheated on the assignment.
01:04:47The grade they received is not accurate.
01:04:51But I'm willing to give them another chance to confess.
01:04:55So maybe they're still...
01:05:05Still refusing to come forward?
01:05:08Then your score will be voided and you will report to the principal's office.
01:05:13Detention for at least a week.
01:05:15I will not tolerate morally rotten students in my class.
01:05:22Beau Clemson, get out of my classroom.
01:05:29What the hell is that supposed to mean?
01:05:31What does it mean?
01:05:33Beau, you are always at the bottom of the class.
01:05:36If you didn't cheat, what else could it be?
01:05:39Where's the proof?
01:05:40Your existence is the proof.
01:05:42The fuck did you just say?
01:05:47Foul language too. Disrespecting a teacher.
01:05:50This is exactly what I am talking about.
01:05:52Beau, go to the principal's office now.
01:05:57I didn't cheat.
01:05:59Do you think anyone in this room would believe you?
01:06:02A delinquent like you doesn't belong in a good school like St. Vincent.
01:06:07Just because your family has money.
01:06:09You think you can do whatever you want.
01:06:15Mrs. Herman, bow didn't cheat!
01:06:23Mrs. Herman, bow didn't cheat!
01:06:25Excuse me.
01:06:26Because...
01:06:32Because I was with him in the classroom the entire day yesterday.
01:06:36I helped him study, but the work was all his.
01:06:38You labeling students like this is wrong.
01:06:50He's not a delinquent.
01:06:54Beau Clement is not an asshole.
01:06:56He's smart and kind and...
01:06:59And capital A amazing.
01:07:04My whole life everyone decided I was a screw-up.
01:07:10But Phoebe, she actually believes in me.
01:07:13She'd even stand up for me.
01:07:16Phoebe Phillips, do you even understand what you're saying?
01:07:20You are one of the smartest students in this school.
01:07:26Do you know what happens when girls get too close to boys like him?
01:07:34A girl like you should know better.
01:07:36Have some soul respect!
01:07:39Mrs. Herman, you are a teacher.
01:07:42You don't walk on water.
01:07:43You're just salty that a student taught me better than you ever could.
01:07:47You don't...
01:07:48You don't know a damn thing about me!
01:07:55Oh, don't.
01:07:56What else could you be?
01:07:58And now you have corrupted my best student.
01:08:02Lying for you.
01:08:03Do you know what?
01:08:04I've had enough of both of you.
01:08:06Get out of my classroom.
01:08:08Now both of you.
01:08:09And I am going to reconsider the relevant scholarship too.
01:08:14John!
01:08:20You can punish me all you want.
01:08:22But leave Phillip out of it.
01:08:24And if you think I am a problem...
01:08:26Walt, stop!
01:08:27I will show you what your problem looks like if you fucking touch your skull!
01:08:32What are you going to do?
01:08:34I will call the police!
01:08:39Stupid assignment!
01:08:41Shit!
01:08:42You stupid Greg!
01:08:43I don't fucking need it!
01:09:03Phoebe, Phoebe, wait!
01:09:04She was being mean and cruel for no reason.
01:09:09But you!
01:09:11God, I hate bullies!
01:09:14So that's it.
01:09:16From now on we don't owe each other anything anymore.
01:09:21Wait!
01:09:22What do you mean we don't owe each other anything?
01:09:24You and I are nothing alike!
01:09:25You have a talent for breaking every good thing that's ever happened!
01:09:31Nothing alike?
01:09:32Just cause I'm not like you?
01:09:33As someone who will lie, be misunderstood, be blamed and just take it?
01:09:38You can't too damn much about what other people think about me!
01:09:42And no makeover can change that!
01:09:45You think I ruined your life?
01:09:49Newsflash!
01:09:50Nothing can fix a coward!
01:09:54Then what are you?
01:09:56You're a disaster beyond repair!
01:09:59Ever since I got tangled up with you my life has just fallen apart!
01:10:02All you know is how to solve problems with your fist!
01:10:07But yeah, maybe I care too much about what people think about me.
01:10:11But you pretending not to cure me at all.
01:10:14That's just how you hide your fear.
01:10:17You break things and people and you push them away just so you won't break yourself.
01:10:25I am scared.
01:10:29Yeah, I am fragile.
01:10:32And you knew that better than anyone.
01:10:35Not my concern anymore.
01:10:37That's just what we do, isn't it?
01:10:40We just don't tell each other, right?
01:10:42We just play games!
01:10:44Yes, we played ourselves now.
01:10:54I am scared.
01:10:56Yeah.
01:10:58I am fragile.
01:11:00And you knew that better than anyone.
01:11:03Why am I such an asshole?
01:11:05I mean, he's an asshole too, but...
01:11:08Why did I have to talk to him like that?
01:11:10When all he was trying to do was help me when no one else even noticed me.
01:11:15Pheebs?
01:11:19Hey.
01:11:21What's up? Are you okay?
01:11:23Alright, Chase. Sorry.
01:11:25I just need to be alone right now.
01:11:29Mind if I sit here with you?
01:11:33Looks like Kiki's a swimmer shoulder.
01:11:35Best to cry on.
01:11:39Glad I can make you smile, Pheebs.
01:11:41Whoever made you cry?
01:11:43You know, that's a real asshole.
01:11:49Ow!
01:11:57I love this place, you know.
01:11:59I usually come here alone, clear my head, do a few laughs.
01:12:03Think about stuff.
01:12:05Now it's your place too.
01:12:06You know, I actually used to come here and watch you swim.
01:12:12Yeah, I know.
01:12:14You used to stand up right there.
01:12:17Wait, you knew?
01:12:19Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:21You weren't exactly subtle.
01:12:27I've...
01:12:28When was she full?
01:12:31I actually lived.
01:12:32Then...
01:12:35Why?
01:12:38Just...
01:12:39Feel me now.
01:12:41Chase!
01:12:43What?
01:12:44This doesn't feel right.
01:12:47What the hell, Chase?
01:12:49Chase!
01:12:50Pop the brakes!
01:12:51That's way too fast!
01:12:53Come on, Pheebs.
01:12:55Drop the egg.
01:12:56Don't pretend like you haven't been waiting for me to do this.
01:12:58I think that's what you wanted, right?
01:13:00Now I'm gonna give it to you.
01:13:01No!
01:13:02Stop!
01:13:04Oh, please!
01:13:06Pop!
01:13:08Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:11Let go!
01:13:12Please let me go!
01:13:14Stop!
01:13:16Oh, please!
01:13:18Pop!
01:13:20Don't you dare say fucking name in front of me ever again!
01:13:23Let go, please let me go!
01:13:25Please let me go!
01:13:27Stop!
01:13:33Stop it, Chase!
01:13:34Chase!
01:13:35Chase, please, Chase!
01:13:36Stop!
01:13:37Chase, this isn't you!
01:13:38You're supposed to be the nice guy!
01:13:41The fucking nice guy.
01:13:48No!
01:13:50Stop!
01:13:51Stop!
01:13:53What the?
01:13:57She!
01:13:58Fucking!
01:13:59Fuck!
01:14:01No!
01:14:06Hey, you okay?
01:14:08Oh, are we so scared?
01:14:10So what the fuck should we do?
01:14:13This piece of shit.
01:14:14Shit!
01:14:23That's for the pain, asshole!
01:14:26Say it!
01:14:28I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy!
01:14:32I'm a rapey asshole!
01:14:36I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:14:40I'm a rapey asshole.
01:14:41I'm an asshole!
01:14:47I'm an asshole!
01:14:48I'm an asshole!
01:14:49Asshole!
01:14:50Hey, Mimi.
01:14:51You don't have to say anything, okay?
01:14:56Just, just breathe with me, alright?
01:14:57In.
01:14:58Out.
01:15:00I thought...
01:15:02I don't know.
01:15:04I...
01:15:05I don't know.
01:15:07My brain just...
01:15:08I thought he was my friend.
01:15:10Why would he do that to me?
01:15:11I feel so stupid!
01:15:13Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me!
01:15:15You won't be so scared...
01:15:16I'm a little tired.
01:15:18I'm a little tired.
01:15:20I'm a little tired.
01:15:22I'm a little tired.
01:15:24I'm a little tired.
01:15:26I'm a little tired.
01:15:27I'm a little tired.
01:15:29I'm a little tired.
01:15:30Phoebe, Phoebe, look at me, you were not stupid, you were terrified, and you fought back, you bit him, you pulled away, you did everything you could.
01:15:41What if you hadn't come?
01:15:43I, I, I will never let you out of my sight again, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:15:53You saved me, Beau, you saved me when I was just some nobody, just some nerd.
01:15:58I, I didn't save you, you saved me, and you saved yourself.
01:16:04I, I am just an idiot who's too quick to throw punches.
01:16:13And you're right, and you are not a nerd, you, you, you're the kindest, strongest, prettiest nerd I've ever met.
01:16:24You want to get out of here?
01:16:26Did you school?
01:16:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:31Beau, you okay?
01:16:38You ready for a run?
01:16:40Sit tight, yeah.
01:16:52Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:53Woo!
01:16:54Woo!
01:16:54Woo!
01:16:54Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:55Woo!
01:16:56Woo!
01:16:56Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:16:58Woo!
01:17:03Woo!
01:17:06Timmy with Beau, infuriating, stupid, impossible Beau Clement, showing up every time I fall apart.
01:17:14I should not be crushing the story.
01:17:19Woo!
01:17:20Woo!
01:17:21Woo!
01:17:21Woo!
01:17:22Woo!
01:17:22Woo!
01:17:23Woo!
01:17:23Woo!
01:17:24Woo!
01:17:25Woo!
01:17:25Woo!
01:17:26I'm absolutely crushing you.
01:17:47Do you want to have sex?
01:17:56I'm so sorry.
01:18:03I'm so sorry.
01:18:08I'm so sorry.
01:18:13I'm so sorry.
01:18:17You got condoms?
01:18:34Yeah.
01:18:36I'm always packing.
01:18:38Pun intended.
01:18:40I'm so sorry.
01:18:57Wait, wait, um, I'm a little nervous, so I'm going to go shower first.
01:19:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely, I had no rush.
01:19:46This is it, baby, the moment you've been waiting for your entire life, you can do this.
01:19:50Oh, my God, you're actually in her room, and she's taking a shower.
01:20:00Oh, my God.
01:20:04What the hell?
01:20:06Colby.
01:20:16Mr. Cousin.
01:20:17Dang it.
01:20:22Hi.
01:20:23Hey.
01:20:24There's something important I need to tell you first.
01:20:28What is it?
01:20:29I need a shower, too.
01:20:30A shower's all yours, stupid.
01:20:34A shower.
01:21:02Stupid.
01:21:15No!
01:21:32Oh, shit!
01:21:38Hi!
01:21:40Surprise!
01:21:42Except, it's not a surprise to you.
01:21:44You met our little friend there.
01:21:46You've actually touched it, and I touched myself.
01:21:48No, I mean, I touched it myself!
01:21:50Shit!
01:22:02You won't be needing this anymore.
01:22:04You won't need it ever again.
01:22:06You won't need it ever again.
01:22:08I'm sorry.
01:22:10No, I'm sorry.
01:22:12Sorry.
01:22:14Oh, shit!
01:22:16This doesn't mean anything, Beau, Clement.
01:22:20I'm totally not into idiots like this.
01:22:22I'm sorry.
01:22:24I'm sorry.
01:22:26I'm sorry.
01:22:28I'm sorry.
01:22:30I'm sorry.
01:22:32I'm sorry.
01:22:34I'm totally not into idiots like you.
01:22:41Ditto, Phoebe Phillips.
01:22:44You're not totally not stupidly in love with a horny nerd like you.
01:22:50Phoebe.
01:22:52Will you take me?
01:22:54As your first?
01:22:58It could only be you, Bob.
01:23:04And I love you, too.
01:23:34Good morning, princess.
01:23:49Why does princess sound like an insult coming from you?
01:23:53That's just my bed chem.
01:23:59My bed chemistry.
01:24:01Person being a foul-mouthed bad boy.
01:24:03You're such a dork.
01:24:05What happened here?
01:24:19That, um, my mom took me when I was young to play with my new toy boat.
01:24:26And on the way there, I got scratched by a tree branch.
01:24:33And I still insisted on going.
01:24:36When we got there, my boat drifted too far out in the waves.
01:24:40So she told me to stay on shore while she'd go and get it.
01:24:45Um...
01:24:47But even after it got dark, she never came back.
01:24:55She never came back.
01:24:56And I told myself, maybe if I knew how to swim, if I'd been stronger, that she'd be alive today. She wouldn't have died.
01:25:10Bo.
01:25:13Bo.
01:25:17Bo.
01:25:20I am so sorry.
01:25:22And you saw me when I was drowned at the pool when we were...
01:25:25I can't believe how you saw that to blackmail you.
01:25:29I'm so sorry for calling your names when all you were doing was trying to save me.
01:25:32You're so stupid.
01:25:34No.
01:25:40No, Phoebe.
01:25:45You were the best thing that has ever happened to me since her passing.
01:25:49You believed in me.
01:25:50And you gave me a purpose.
01:25:52You made me want to do better.
01:25:54To be better.
01:25:57You saved me.
01:26:02I'm good, I'm good.
01:26:03I'm good.
01:26:04Are you good?
01:26:05I need you on.
01:26:06I'm gonna swim this weekend.
01:26:07You know that?
01:26:08And we need to all have a chat later.
01:26:10Clement!
01:26:12I got a report.
01:26:13It says you sexually assaulted someone here yesterday.
01:26:16What?
01:26:18No, what the hell?
01:26:19I...
01:26:20I saw it.
01:26:22I saw it.
01:26:24I saw it.
01:26:25I saw it.
01:26:26I saw it.
01:26:27I saw it.
01:26:28I saw it.
01:26:29I saw it.
01:26:30I saw it.
01:26:31I saw it.
01:26:33Bo Clement tried to rape a girl last night.
01:26:35No shit.
01:26:37Fucking say that again.
01:26:38You heard me.
01:26:40I saw you try to rape a girl last night.
01:26:45Look.
01:26:47All you know is how to solve problems with your business!
01:26:54Chase Thompson is a lying piece of shit.
01:26:56Bo didn't do any of that.
01:26:57Phoebe?
01:26:58What the fuck are you doing here?
01:26:59Last night, Bo Clement was with me.
01:27:00In my bedroom.
01:27:01Making sweet love to me all night long.
01:27:02Coach Honda, don't believe me.
01:27:03She's just a slut.
01:27:04Who would throw herself at anyone.
01:27:05I mean, fucking look at her!
01:27:06I...
01:27:07...I...
01:27:08...I...
01:27:09...I, Chase Thompson, am not a nice guy.
01:27:11I'm a racist.
01:27:12This...
01:27:13This is fake.
01:27:14It's edited, coach.
01:27:15It's obviously edited.
01:27:16Chase Thompson!
01:27:17You're off my swim team!
01:27:18Now!
01:27:19Now!
01:27:21This is fake.
01:27:22This is fake.
01:27:23It's edited, coach.
01:27:25Chase Thompson, you're not a nice guy.
01:27:28This is fake. It's edited, coach. It's obviously edited.
01:27:32Chase Thompson!
01:27:33You're off my swim team! Now!
01:27:46You three, principal's office, now!
01:27:50You three? I thought you were slick.
01:27:53Slipping laxatives into contraband chocolates.
01:28:00You nearly sent me to the ER.
01:28:07Twice.
01:28:11Are you all enjoying this?
01:28:17Oh, shit. That never gets old.
01:28:20This school is toxic, A.I.
01:28:23I'm alive!
01:28:32Chop-chop, ladies.
01:28:40Oh.
01:28:42Hallway make-out sessions, free comedy.
01:28:45Best school day ever.
01:28:46Capital A for absolutely.
01:28:54And you're capital A for A's, babe.
01:29:00Well, that's all thanks to your great chemistry.
01:29:02I'm important.
01:29:05Mmm.
01:29:06See you.
01:29:09Bye, Baby.
01:29:11loses.
01:29:12Bye, Baby.
01:29:15Bye.
01:29:16Bye, Baby.
01:29:17Bye, Baby.
01:29:18Bye.
01:29:18Bye.
01:29:19Bye, Bye.
01:29:20Bye.
01:29:20Bye.
01:29:24Bye.
01:29:25Bye.
01:29:26Bye.
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