00:02Last night, I met this girl called Emily, felt like time stood still.
00:09Oh no, no, what are you saying? No fault!
00:13So when are you seeing her again?
00:14Don't know, I don't message her yet.
00:17It won't send.
00:18She's missing a digit.
00:20Do you mean it's missing a digit?
00:21It's not funny!
00:26Good morning.
00:26I'm looking for a student, Emily.
00:28She's funny, smart, drinks beer, bottles.
00:31Our ears about here.
00:33You've got two seconds to leave before I call security, alright?
00:35Yeah, okay, alright.
00:39You have three weeks left to prove that romantic attachments cause madness.
00:45What are you doing?
00:46I'm looking for this girl called Emily.
00:48He's the case study I've been waiting for.
00:50He's my very own Stanford prison experiment!
00:53I'll help you find her!
00:54Why would you want to do that?
00:59She said she was going to a party on Canal Street.
01:01Alright, mate?
01:02I'm looking for information.
01:04Mom's gonna get you 20 quid.
01:06Can I have a try?
01:08I didn't get any information.
01:09But I got us three drinks!
01:11Let's do it!
01:12I've got an idea.
01:14I'm gonna send an email to every Emily at the university.
01:17Ask a question or does she know us?
01:19Evening ladies.
01:21Ooh.
01:21Yeah.
01:22Yeah.
01:22I'm pulling me that Emily's.
01:24Yeah.
01:25A lot better.
01:26I'm not really sure what's happening but I'm getting like a load of emails.
01:29Hey Emily's.
01:31Please tell me you BCC'd.
01:32I don't know what a BCC is.
01:34So you've just created a chat room of 318 Emily's.
01:37Are straight people okay?
01:39Question mark.
01:43I need to talk about this email dude.
01:45Is he a sexy pest or a sex pest?
01:48Who cares?
01:50This is a culture of toxic masculinity.
01:53We are Emily!
01:56I know my brother.
01:57He'll be in a field somewhere being all melodramatic.
02:01What did I tell you?
02:02Probably write a song about it.
02:05What if I misread this whole situation?
02:07You're gonna find someone who gets you.
02:11Please don't make me laugh.
02:13I didn't know I could.
02:15If Emily's listening, what do you want to say?
02:18Well I wrote her a song.
02:20We're getting the song!
02:21We're getting the song!
02:23We're getting the song!
02:24Sing it.
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