00:01Tell me something good, Ernie.
00:03I programmed the smart home devices at my condo
00:05to be completely self-sustaining if I become incapacitated.
00:09Of course, you know, my smart home doesn't need me anymore.
00:12Well, can your smart home tell us about Josh Moore?
00:14No, it can't.
00:15But I can.
00:17His resume, social, bank account, what do they tell you?
00:20That he's a down-the-middle-of-the-plate kind of guy,
00:22which I already knew. Nice and boring.
00:24Exactly, but even boring people
00:26have something about their boringness that is specific.
00:29A hobby no one cares for, a movie no one loves.
00:32Moore, however, is generic in every conceivable way.
00:35At least on paper.
00:38Big college, big major, animals and nature on his socials,
00:41no people, drives his silver car,
00:43has a job no one is curious about.
00:45Even his name is instantly forgettable.
00:48Okay, what are you trying to say?
00:50Nobody is this boring.
00:52Not even boring people.
00:54He's not a person.
00:56He's a creation.
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