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Love to Hate You FULL EP
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00:00:00Okay mom, here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17Than Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard.
00:00:21Have fun too. Fall in love.
00:00:24Voted prime queen.
00:00:26Wrong queen, mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves.
00:00:33Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even me is someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:51Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot mom.
00:00:58I think it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00Have you figured it out?
00:01:01I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck?
00:01:07Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:52Hey, hey.
00:01:53Come on, wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:18Get off me, creep!
00:02:19Ah!
00:02:20What the fuck?
00:02:21I was trying to save your life.
00:02:22Right after almost taking it?
00:02:24Thanks.
00:02:25Typically rich jerk.
00:02:27Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer, trying to scam money off me?
00:02:30What you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:32You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:35Have?
00:02:38Have not.
00:02:39He means people from Trashcanistan, like you.
00:02:43And she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer, sure that hair screams juvie.
00:02:54Let's go.
00:02:55Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:57Do the loo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:05Let's go!
00:03:06Let's go!
00:03:07Let's go!
00:03:08Let's go!
00:03:09Let's go!
00:03:10Dude, that feels so insane.
00:03:11I know.
00:03:12You had to be there.
00:03:13I wish, man.
00:03:14Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:15Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:16It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:18No problem, dude.
00:03:19Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship students.
00:03:22Let's go!
00:03:23Let's go!
00:03:24Let's go!
00:03:25Let's go!
00:03:26Let's go!
00:03:27Let's go!
00:03:28Let's go!
00:03:29Let's go!
00:03:30Let's go!
00:03:31Let's go!
00:03:32I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew!
00:03:36Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:41As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:48That's your thing.
00:03:49You?
00:03:50Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:04Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:06Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for?
00:04:12Or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:31Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate, he has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:43Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:05:03Is, is the seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:16It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:19Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:37Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:41Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks.
00:05:50Today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00My pendant.
00:06:01I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:26I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:30Where is it?
00:06:32Home.
00:06:34Home.
00:06:35I could have put it in here.
00:06:41Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:55Hmm?
00:06:56Ugh.
00:06:57I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I will get back to you on that.
00:07:04I'll take this as interest.
00:07:12Great, Harper.
00:07:15Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:30That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:34We're not going to be the best.
00:07:35Get off me, creep!
00:07:50We're not going to be the best.
00:07:51I guess this is the only one month I have to do!
00:07:54We're not going to find out.
00:07:56I mean you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate
00:08:24And you're drained you arrogant asshole
00:08:26Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief
00:08:37What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me
00:08:42Okay, get real
00:08:44Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap
00:08:47I don't believe you
00:08:49But I did see something very interesting on my way here
00:08:54You miss me
00:08:55I missed you
00:08:57I missed you too
00:08:58Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like
00:09:06Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way
00:09:13It would kill Hamilton if he saw this
00:09:15Okay
00:09:19How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:22I don't want your money
00:09:25I want my necklace back
00:09:26I told you
00:09:27I don't have it
00:09:27Shit
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth
00:09:30Yeah
00:09:36Give me $500
00:09:37You can delete that pic
00:09:38I don't want your money
00:09:40I don't want your money
00:09:40Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live
00:09:45My creepy landlord just doubled my rent
00:09:49And the way he looks at me, I just
00:09:51I don't feel safe
00:09:53Never be
00:09:58Wait
00:10:00Wait
00:10:00If you promise to keep my secret
00:10:04You can stay here
00:10:07Deal
00:10:10Uh, which side's mine?
00:10:18No side
00:10:18This is where you're sleeping
00:10:19What?
00:10:21No, I'm not living in your freaking closet
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to
00:10:24I said you could stay
00:10:25I didn't say where
00:10:26But I'd be sleeping with your shoes
00:10:29Yeah
00:10:30They won't mind
00:10:31I'm mine
00:10:33Look
00:10:34My father
00:10:35Total hard ass
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay
00:10:38So
00:10:39He can't know about this
00:10:40Take it
00:10:41Or leave it
00:10:41Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers
00:10:45Alright
00:10:47We have a deal
00:10:48Hold up
00:10:50There will be rules
00:10:51Oh
00:10:52Definitely
00:10:53I know what you spoil rich boys alike
00:10:55One
00:10:57Don't talk to me at school
00:10:58We
00:10:59Are not friends
00:11:00Gladly
00:11:01Two
00:11:02Keep your hands to yourself
00:11:03Three
00:11:04Same goes to you
00:11:05No checking on my six pack
00:11:07Four
00:11:08No falling in love with me
00:11:10Deal
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before
00:11:25You have a key to my apartment
00:11:32I'm the landlord
00:11:34This is my property
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute
00:11:43Hey
00:11:43You signed the lease
00:11:45You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it
00:11:48I'm gonna need 500 for breaking that lease
00:11:51Let me go
00:11:53Let me go
00:11:53Let me go
00:11:54500 dollars
00:11:55Let me go
00:11:56Or you can work it off
00:11:58No
00:12:02They got me
00:12:03No
00:12:04They got me
00:12:07No
00:12:09Stop
00:12:13Keep still
00:12:15Stop
00:12:17Get off her
00:12:19Get off her
00:12:21What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here
00:12:30Before I knock your teeth out
00:12:32Hey
00:12:39Come on
00:12:41Let's get you out of here
00:12:42Whoa
00:12:45Hey
00:12:46I got you
00:12:48I'm okay
00:12:49I just need a moment
00:12:50I can't believe you saved me
00:13:00Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:06Food stamps
00:13:07You're gross, you know that?
00:13:12Oh man
00:13:14This mattress is so soft
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet
00:13:23That's spoiled rich young adult
00:13:27Thanks food stamps
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end or four anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's
00:13:34So it's like a family heirloom
00:13:37Yeah, something like that
00:13:39Except I don't have a family anymore
00:13:43I'm not just fun
00:13:48Come on
00:14:01Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her
00:14:07Get in food stamps
00:14:19One time
00:14:20Or you can relate
00:14:22Does it have a handle or
00:14:25Things are the right trust fund
00:14:38I need to find my mother's necklace
00:14:42Give me your hands
00:14:43Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands
00:14:48Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night
00:15:03You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep
00:15:08That's right
00:15:10Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back
00:15:13You're disgusting
00:15:16Get off me
00:15:21That's the second time you slapped me
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class food stamps
00:15:29Come on, get out
00:15:32Shoot
00:15:32Are you serious?
00:15:46Yeah, no thanks
00:15:50Two thousand words on the civil war
00:15:58Guaranteed eight
00:15:59Nice
00:16:00Thank you
00:16:00Hey
00:16:07Keep that back
00:16:08Ha
00:16:09Selling school homework
00:16:10You know that's an instant expulsion
00:16:13From scholarship students?
00:16:14Shit
00:16:16He's gonna use this against me
00:16:17You blab on me
00:16:18I'll blab on you
00:16:19Mutually assured destruction
00:16:21Relax, food stamps
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out
00:16:24In the meantime
00:16:26Try to be
00:16:28A better person
00:16:30That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:16:43That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches
00:16:55Oh my god
00:17:08It's trash canistan
00:17:10Our poor little orphan
00:17:11Moonlighting as a cleaner
00:17:13How precious
00:17:15Toilet cleaner
00:17:19How appropriate
00:17:21No
00:17:23No
00:17:25No, wait
00:17:25No, no, stop, stop
00:17:27No
00:17:28Oh my god
00:17:29No, no
00:17:33No, no, no
00:17:34No, I only have one uniform
00:17:38Please
00:17:39Harper
00:17:40What was that?
00:17:47What was that?
00:17:50No
00:17:51No, that must be wrong
00:17:52Who put her name in the ball?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl
00:17:55Woohoo!
00:17:59Come on
00:18:08Oh no
00:18:09What's going on?
00:18:10Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven
00:18:12Seven minutes in heaven
00:18:13You've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together
00:18:16And you gotta make them all count
00:18:18Nudity is highly incurred
00:18:23Damn, bro
00:18:24Way to make those seven minutes count
00:18:26Yeah
00:18:27I wanna see that name
00:18:29Show it to me
00:18:30Now
00:18:31Might as well get it over with
00:18:33What's wrong?
00:18:35Too scared to play?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that
00:18:53Yes
00:18:56Just take it
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back
00:19:06None of your business
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me
00:19:09Plus
00:19:10I knew you wouldn't get any ideas
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse
00:19:15Straight back at you
00:19:17This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't
00:19:28Just
00:19:29Two seconds
00:19:30Enough to uh
00:19:32Mess up your lipstick
00:19:34And make it look good
00:19:45This is ridiculous
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Put that in the way
00:19:51Thank you
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:00Dive in at first and all of it
00:20:03Dive in at first and all of it
00:20:07This time let's break all the hearts for the fun of it
00:20:11Don't look and I'm dying
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:22That bitch
00:20:23I can't let her so Anderson from me
00:20:25My hair is Courtney, you stupid belt buckle
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on
00:20:28Let me just
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go
00:20:32Ow, that hurts!
00:20:33Okay, let me, let me try something else
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school
00:20:42If you know what I mean
00:20:45Go Andy!
00:20:47Hold still for a sec
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around
00:20:50I need to get out of here now
00:20:52Just take a deep breath
00:20:54I can't breathe
00:20:56Try to think of something else
00:20:58Anything else
00:20:59Okay
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:04Because we're practically sleeping in the same room
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me
00:21:08I'd like to know so I can protect myself
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone
00:21:14It's you on me
00:21:16Be real
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of yourself
00:21:19I need to get out of here
00:21:20Okay, hang on
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my god
00:21:35What a little whore
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like
00:21:44Why?
00:21:48Not cool, Portia
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:54Hurry up
00:22:10You're home late?
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing
00:22:14I love cleaning up after rich kids
00:22:16It's my passionate life
00:22:18I meant because of Portia
00:22:21She went in pretty hard at the party
00:22:24Yeah, she's a bully
00:22:25That's what bullies do
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:35I don't
00:22:36Obviously
00:22:38But
00:22:39I'd hate for you to quit
00:22:40Before you save up enough money
00:22:41To, you know
00:22:42Move out of my closet
00:22:44Trust me
00:22:45No one wants that more than me
00:22:47Hey, you know
00:22:49Signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers
00:22:53Isn't gonna make you prom queen
00:22:56Oh my god
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:22:59Prom queen
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:14I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything
00:23:21And she was dying
00:23:24So, I promise
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins
00:23:33Always
00:23:34I have to try
00:23:36For my mom
00:23:40Anderson?
00:23:41Shit, it's my father
00:23:42You want her to see me?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet
00:23:44Quick, go
00:23:50Father
00:23:58What do you want?
00:23:59The, um
00:24:01Dean's Awards are this week
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing
00:24:09And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand
00:24:12Poor Anderson
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him
00:24:16I don't need you there
00:24:18It's cool
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:24Uh, my phone
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket
00:24:29I've got a big issue
00:24:33I don't need you to go
00:24:37I don't need you to have to do it
00:24:38I don't need you to go
00:24:40The other person's web page
00:24:44But I'm ready to go
00:24:46The other person's web page
00:24:48No, I don't need you to go
00:24:50The other person's web page
00:24:52One person's web page
00:24:54Hi...
00:24:55I'm Harper
00:24:56Anderson's study partner
00:24:57Study partner, we've got a big assignment together.
00:25:06You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:10I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My over-sick son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world so you can hump your little gold-digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:34I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:38The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:43Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:46Yes, sir.
00:25:54Look, I'm sorry. He's a super-rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:13Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:14I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:30All right.
00:26:33We'll stay.
00:26:35Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:40Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks full of holes.
00:26:45Can you, food stamps?
00:26:47Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:27:00Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:18Scrubbing bubbles?
00:27:19Toilet cleaner?
00:27:20I-I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:28Good!
00:27:30And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:35Get on your knees.
00:27:36And lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world.
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52Problems are.
00:27:54How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it. I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are?
00:27:59To be at Cavettish Hall, rubbing shoulders of people who are worth ten of you.
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09It says a pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:12What?
00:28:13No.
00:28:14On your knees, rag.
00:28:15Stop it.
00:28:16Stop it.
00:28:17Stop it.
00:28:18Stop it.
00:28:19Now lick.
00:28:20Like you love it.
00:28:21All my tears are tears!
00:28:22Now lick.
00:28:23Like you love it.
00:28:24Like you love it.
00:28:26Stop it.
00:28:27Stop it.
00:28:30Now lick.
00:28:32Like you love it.
00:28:34Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:41Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:44Now lick, like you love it.
00:28:51Oh my god, it's my nose!
00:28:59Sorry, Porsche. Best fight.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay!
00:29:06Is it broken?
00:29:08I don't know, looks fine to me. Right, Myas?
00:29:11Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What? No, no, no!
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great. You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:25This is your fault!
00:29:33Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:40It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:30:00You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:11You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps. Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:24How about, finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A plus.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:37But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:48Wait.
00:30:49Before you go, why did you throw the bull at Portia today?
00:31:03Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:08It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:11Why'd you save me?
00:31:13Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:20So, I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38You two. Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison. It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:44You're gonna make it up to me.
00:31:46Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:49Dig something quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:51What the fuck do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah, come on.
00:31:54Quick.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What? What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh my...
00:32:01Oh my...
00:32:06Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:13I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:16Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you all wear one.
00:32:23More than one. My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:26Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:29So...
00:32:30How are you...
00:32:34How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:48Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:52Are you alright? Is there something wrong?
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:15What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good. Just, um...
00:33:21It's worth my volleyball practice.
00:33:25Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah. I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Portia, let's go.
00:33:41Thank God, I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson. You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Portia finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:51And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:54Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:55Sorry.
00:33:56Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:58Wait, is that...
00:34:00Oh my God. Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter, food stamps.
00:34:06And get our assignment done.
00:34:12I...
00:34:14I'm loving this.
00:34:18That's better.
00:34:20Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear-
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:31You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:33So...
00:34:37Just...
00:34:38Let me know if there's...
00:34:39Anything else...
00:34:40You wanna do to thank me.
00:34:48Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Cause I still hate you!
00:34:56Hate you more!
00:34:58Took all night, but I finally completed your half-of-hour assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:30Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:37You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:44I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:45You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:06Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:09Huh?
00:36:10Band kids are easy.
00:36:11Just feed them.
00:36:15Dramakids, crave attention.
00:36:17Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:19Uh, hey guys.
00:36:21Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:23Can I get an autograph for you guys?
00:36:25I know.
00:36:27Oh my God, love it.
00:36:29Thanks guys!
00:36:30Oh my God!
00:36:31Oh my God!
00:36:32Love it!
00:36:33Thanks guys!
00:36:34Oh my God!
00:36:35Oh my God!
00:36:36Oh my God!
00:36:37Oh my God!
00:36:38Oh my God!
00:36:39Oh my God!
00:36:40Oh my God!
00:36:41Oh my God!
00:36:42Oh my God!
00:36:43Thanks guys!
00:36:44Oh my God!
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders…
00:36:53Yeah.
00:36:54Sorry!
00:36:55No chance.
00:36:56What do you mean, I need their votes to win.
00:36:57Yeah.
00:36:58You're screwed.
00:37:00Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:06boobs and I can be popular and I got boobs you got any gold medals no you
00:37:15got any scholarships no but I might have something which could cause a lot of
00:37:22noise around here and welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine beach volleyball
00:37:27tournament where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your
00:37:31partner on the blue team Harper and and so who are we playing against and on the
00:37:40red team we have Portia and Hamilton you're shitting me I I thought you were
00:37:46playing with me that's what she said it is literally what she said
00:37:52yo Anderson looking good man thanks for coming guys
00:37:56what's wrong Portia scared I'll beat ya
00:38:01I'll never be scared of something as basic and low run as you rag let's play
00:38:06then
00:38:09let's go yo what's up guys welcome to the Cavendish Hall volleyball tournament
00:38:15okay my potential voters are here time to impress the hell out of them you got
00:38:22this okay
00:38:31it's cool we can wait for you to call your daddy for help at least I have a daddy
00:38:36oh
00:38:37oh
00:38:38oh
00:38:39it's cool we can wait for you to call your daddy for help at least I have a daddy
00:38:43oh
00:38:45oh
00:38:46oh
00:38:49you're
00:38:50I'm good
00:38:51Oh
00:38:52you're
00:38:52Mike from Anderson
00:38:53it's cool we can wait for you to call your daddy for help at least I have a daddy
00:38:57At least I have a daddy.
00:39:27So you can train a pig to smile.
00:39:36What?
00:39:37I said, why is Anderson playing against me?
00:39:39I mean, us.
00:39:40We've known each other since we were kids.
00:39:42He's competitive.
00:39:43And I'm hot.
00:39:44There's no way I'm letting the school janitor beat me,
00:39:46not in front of half the volleyball team.
00:39:49Oh, my God!
00:39:50Herb is America!
00:39:52You're dead!
00:39:57Hey, you okay?
00:40:05Portia, that was bullshit!
00:40:09Boo!
00:40:10Boo!
00:40:11You're stuck!
00:40:12Get out of here!
00:40:13Lame!
00:40:14Whatever.
00:40:15What is that?
00:40:16You gotta be kidding me.
00:40:17Followers are gonna hate this.
00:40:18You got this, okay?
00:40:19Come on.
00:40:27Oh, my God.
00:40:28Oh, my God.
00:40:29Is that Portia?
00:40:30Whoa, babe.
00:40:31That was some hit.
00:40:32Are you okay?
00:40:33Do I look okay?
00:40:34Can you help?
00:40:35Please?
00:40:36Great game.
00:40:37Awesome final serve.
00:40:38My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:39Yeah, she smashed it.
00:40:40Oh, my God.
00:40:41Oh, my God.
00:40:42Is that Portia?
00:40:43Oh, my God.
00:40:44Is that Portia?
00:40:45Oh, my God.
00:40:46Is that Portia?
00:40:47Whoa, babe.
00:40:48That was some hit.
00:40:49Are you okay?
00:40:50Do I look okay?
00:40:51Can you help?
00:40:52Please?
00:40:53Great game.
00:40:54Awesome final serve.
00:40:55My followers are going crazy for you.
00:40:57Yeah, she smashed it.
00:40:58Hey, you still thinking about running for Prom Queen?
00:40:59Still got two days to sign up for it.
00:41:00Yeah, do it.
00:41:01We'll vote for you.
00:41:02That's, like, a whole team here.
00:41:03Taking out Portia like that?
00:41:04You're gonna be viral.
00:41:05Wow.
00:41:06This might work after all.
00:41:07And, hey, if you end up dead, we'll send the cops to Portia's house.
00:41:10She's gone.
00:41:11I will kill her.
00:41:12I will kill her.
00:41:13Oh, my God.
00:41:14Oh, my God.
00:41:15Oh, my God.
00:41:16Oh, my God.
00:41:17Oh, my God.
00:41:18Oh, my God.
00:41:19Oh, my God.
00:41:20Oh, my God.
00:41:21Oh, my God.
00:41:22Oh, my God.
00:41:23Oh, my God.
00:41:24Oh, my God.
00:41:25Oh, my God.
00:41:26Oh, my God.
00:41:28It's just a game, Portia.
00:41:29Somebody even said she's running for Prom Queen.
00:41:31I'm Prom Queen.
00:41:33She's fucking poverty queen.
00:41:35She probably doesn't even have an orthodontist.
00:41:37Who cares?
00:41:38Anderson's my oldest friend.
00:41:41And she's changing him.
00:41:43She might not change you, too.
00:41:45Portia, you've been Prom Queen, like, every year.
00:41:49It's starting to come off as greedy or...
00:41:53Or?
00:41:54Needy.
00:41:55Needy.
00:41:56I was just joking.
00:41:58I didn't mean...
00:41:59Why aren't you supporting me?
00:42:02Why is everything changing?
00:42:04Just go.
00:42:07Go.
00:42:08I'm fine.
00:42:10I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love.
00:42:16I'm gonna fuck you up, you three-shot charisma vacuums.
00:42:31Happy Valentine.
00:42:37Happy Valentine.
00:42:38For you.
00:42:39A.
00:42:40Wait.
00:42:41Did Anderson just get me a Valentine?
00:42:42No.
00:42:43What the fuck?
00:42:44Someone else is giving Harper a Valentine?
00:42:45I know.
00:42:46She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:42:49I know.
00:42:50She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:42:52I know.
00:42:53She looks like a walking cock softener to me, but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy.
00:43:07Yeah, that'll be good for you.
00:43:08It will.
00:43:09That's weird.
00:43:10He's making it sound like it's not from him, so who's it from?
00:43:12Hey, that's mine.
00:43:13Give it back.
00:43:14How do you know?
00:43:15How do you know?
00:43:16Hadn't know?
00:43:17Yeah?
00:43:18Who's it from?
00:43:19You don't even know.
00:43:20But when I find out, I'm gonna stay somewhere.
00:43:21I can't wait.
00:43:22I can't wait for you.
00:43:23You're like, how's it?
00:43:24What?
00:43:25How do you know?
00:43:26I can't wait for him.
00:43:27I can't wait for you.
00:43:28I can't wait for you.
00:43:29Anna's a holiday.
00:43:30What?
00:43:31I can't wait for you.
00:43:32I can't wait for you.
00:43:33She's a professional and you're leaving!
00:43:34She's a professional and she's a professional and she's a little bit.
00:43:40And she's a professional one.
00:43:41Oh, you can see?
00:43:42Some idiot stole it from me.
00:43:49Uh, did you a favor?
00:43:51Tastes kind of weird.
00:43:53Typical trust fund jerk.
00:43:55Always taking the heavy...
00:43:59Anderson?
00:44:01What the...
00:44:02Anderson! Anderson! What?
00:44:04Help!
00:44:08Anderson!
00:44:10Help!
00:44:11Oh, but...
00:44:12Shit, it's... it's drugs.
00:44:14That was meant for me.
00:44:16Anderson, wake up.
00:44:18Yep.
00:44:22Reminder, all students, please make your way to the awards ceremony.
00:44:26The Dean Awards are today.
00:44:27It is about to commence.
00:44:28Anderson, you really need to wake up.
00:44:30Oh, sorry.
00:44:32Uh...
00:44:33Wake up, Anderson.
00:44:38Oh, my God.
00:44:40Yeah.
00:44:41No, no, no!
00:44:42I'm not.
00:44:43No.
00:44:44I don't need you.
00:44:45Bricks.
00:44:46You're heavy!
00:44:48Just done.
00:44:49Wake up.
00:44:50Wake up.
00:44:51Wake up.
00:44:52Anderson, please wake up, please, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god,
00:45:22finally.
00:45:40No, no, we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:43Yeah, we do.
00:45:44No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:47Shit, what's going on?
00:45:49Why do I feel so wrong?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:54Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:57I'm still not here.
00:45:58Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier, but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes
00:46:03and we need to go.
00:46:06Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt that we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this and I will deal with more of that.
00:46:14Okay, help me in.
00:46:17Yep.
00:46:18Yep, that's it.
00:46:20Good little big boy.
00:46:25Cool.
00:46:26You're not ready, babe.
00:46:36What?
00:46:36Yeah, like, when you were kissing, and now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing
00:46:44you?
00:46:44We don't have time for this.
00:46:47You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:50Calling Anderson Savage.
00:46:51Please make your way to the Dean's office.
00:46:53Yep, yep, come, come.
00:46:54Oh, we're up.
00:46:54Oh, you're staying.
00:46:55Ah, ah, nice.
00:46:56Oh, yep.
00:46:57This is the first time our russican has not turned up.
00:47:03Okay, come, come, come, come.
00:47:06He's here.
00:47:08Oh, just in time, Anderson.
00:47:10A step forward, please.
00:47:13So, this is for your courage.
00:47:16Above and beyond the call of beauty.
00:47:18Congratulations.
00:47:22Mr. Savage.
00:47:23You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:31Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:43What did you do to earn this?
00:47:45Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:50Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait, you saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:56It was all over TV.
00:47:57And your father didn't want to see you get a word for this?
00:48:00Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:01What you did was so brave.
00:48:04Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:06I'm proud of you, trust me.
00:48:08You should wear this every day.
00:48:14Are you serious?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16No.
00:48:16You're a feeling of no control.
00:48:19Try to push it down.
00:48:23Wait.
00:48:25Did we shower together?
00:48:29Why?
00:48:29Don't you remember?
00:48:31Not really.
00:48:33I know you were there.
00:48:34And?
00:48:36And...
00:48:37You were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:41He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:02I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like...
00:49:07fart in your face, or fart out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:12I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway.
00:49:16I need to go.
00:49:17Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but...
00:49:21Not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a binaw.
00:49:26Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:32Hey, Harper.
00:49:39What you did today?
00:49:58Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda.
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:01Uh, it's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years' bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14I'll only tease you for an hour.
00:50:16I know, I know, I know, it's a poop emoji.
00:50:27Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so...
00:50:34Can you, like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:38I'll figure it out.
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:43Oh, go.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:45Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything, cause I'm gone.
00:50:58Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:02Okay, Mom, Cavendish, Harvard, prom queen, I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:32Hey.
00:51:39I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time, have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:52:00Food sales.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03The prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:06Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:08Don't worry.
00:52:09Don't worry.
00:52:10My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:11Don't worry.
00:52:11My dad's going on a business trip.
00:52:12Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:15Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:16Yes.
00:52:17Tee Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:19Tee Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:20Tee Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:21The boss stylist, Gavin, is a family friend.
00:52:23Him and his team are going to create some serious magic.
00:52:26What?
00:52:27Andres, you know, this is way too much.
00:52:28Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:30Of course, I want to be prom queen, but not like this.
00:52:31Why not?
00:52:32Because I can't afford it.
00:52:33Okay?
00:52:34I've spent all my wages on this stupid, stained dress.
00:52:35I know.
00:52:36Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:37Okay?
00:52:38Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:39I can't afford it.
00:52:40Okay?
00:52:41I've spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:42I know.
00:52:43Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:44Okay?
00:52:45Why are you doing this for me?
00:52:46Because I want you to have the best.
00:52:47Doesn't matter.
00:52:48Just enjoy it.
00:52:49Okay?
00:52:50Everyone, this is Harper.
00:52:52She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:52:53And she's losing her little mind right now.
00:52:54I can't afford it.
00:52:55I can't afford it.
00:52:56I can't afford it.
00:52:57I can't afford it.
00:52:58Okay?
00:52:59I can't afford it.
00:53:00Okay?
00:53:01I can't afford it.
00:53:02I can't afford it.
00:53:03Okay?
00:53:04I've spent all my wages on this stupid, stained dress.
00:53:07I know.
00:53:08Which is why this one's on me.
00:53:09Okay?
00:53:10Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:11Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:14little mind right now. Just say yes, Harper. But we hate each other. We sure do. You kicked me out
00:53:22of your car. You blackmailed me into letting me live here. And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27Then yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award. So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive. You know, like my car.
00:53:44All right, I'll do it. Great. Gav, she's all yours. I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:54Be gentle on me. I'm a makeover virgin. Even better. This will be fun.
00:54:02Okay, sit. Let's go. Color. Yes. Black. Funeral.
00:54:08Got good at this.
00:54:09Ooh. Fun trap. Catch. It's okay. We'll get there. Yes. Yes. Sparkle. Ooh, pretty.
00:54:21Go. Come on.
00:54:27No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:33I am amazing. You really did it this time. Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51If she'll accept them. She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Dumped Hamilton. Need to be with you.
00:55:00What?
00:55:01Tonight's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is going to be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:11Sorry. Got an issue. Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay. Okay, girl. Looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:20Will he think I'm pretty? Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:42Wow. It's like a dream.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:44It's like a dream.
00:55:48It's like a dream.
00:55:50Where is Anderson?
00:55:57He should have come running.
00:55:58How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:56:01Waiting for someone?
00:56:02We need to talk. Seriously.
00:56:07Hamilton, I told you. It's not working out.
00:56:10So who's it working out for then? Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:13Am I really doing this?
00:56:17What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:22They're all rich and elite and I'm just...
00:56:25Me.
00:56:27Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:29Forgot to say, Carper.
00:56:30Do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:32Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:35Oh my god, is that Charity girl Harper?
00:56:53That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:57How can a beggar like her afford that dress?
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:20Hey, food stamps.
00:57:26You look amazing.
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund.
00:57:36Um, yeah.
00:57:37Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:49Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:57:51Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:55Appreciating each other.
00:57:57And cementing friendships that will support you for life.
00:58:02Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:04That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:08So, before the whole queue of jocks line up, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:15I'm not.
00:58:17Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:22Obviously, because of me.
00:58:23I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:27So, how about it, food stamps?
00:58:31Are we going to dance or what?
00:58:33I still want to, more than anything.
00:58:36But, can I trust this?
00:58:49Okay.
00:58:51Put your hands here.
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:58Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:59Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:00Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:01Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:02Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:03Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:04Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:05Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:06Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:07Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:08Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:09Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:10Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:11Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:12Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:13Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:14Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:15Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:16Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:17Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:18Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:19Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:20Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:21Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:59:22It's time to announce
00:59:38at Prom King and Queen
00:59:39Portia Leon, a queen for many years
00:59:42Thank you for your service
00:59:44But tonight's new Prom Queen and King
00:59:48is Harper Sullivan
00:59:50and Anderson Savage
00:59:52Be clean, Portia
01:00:00What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton
01:00:04so you and I could win and be together
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton
01:00:08about you coming on to me
01:00:09because he's my buddy
01:00:10But if you act like a dick tonight
01:00:12I'll tell him you were trying it on
01:00:13the whole time you were with him
01:00:15Wait, Anderson and Portia
01:00:18were never together?
01:00:19No, this isn't real
01:00:21This isn't happening
01:00:22It is
01:00:24Now deal with it
01:00:25Sorry, Portia
01:00:27I gotta go be king
01:00:28It's hard to play
01:00:35A new king and queen
01:00:46Well done, first steps
01:00:52I did it, mom
01:00:59Just like we promised
01:01:01I'm Prom Queen
01:01:04It's true
01:01:05Portia broke up with Hamilton
01:01:08to get with Anderson
01:01:10I always thought Anderson
01:01:12was really to her
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:16It's you
01:01:17It's you
01:01:18It's you
01:01:19Portia
01:01:20Congratulations
01:01:21Probably shouldn't say
01:01:24But I heard one of the judges say
01:01:26that Anderson gave him a ton of money
01:01:29so you could win
01:01:30I don't believe you
01:01:32Makes sense to me
01:01:33And me
01:01:34Hey, Mayas
01:01:35Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:37Sex
01:01:38Lots of
01:01:40There you go
01:01:41If the Mayas know then
01:01:43Everyone knows
01:01:44I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown
01:01:48I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you
01:01:52You're gonna make a fool of yourself
01:01:54There's no way you beat me
01:01:55Not in a million years
01:01:56Marcia
01:01:57Has it ever occurred to you
01:01:59that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:02A spoiled baby who bullies everyone
01:02:04because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way
01:02:07You know the truth, witch
01:02:09You're nothing
01:02:10You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar
01:02:14You're trash
01:02:16Trash
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes
01:02:21Because I was busy with Hamilton
01:02:23Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton
01:02:25That's right
01:02:27So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:30Now you're getting it
01:02:32And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking
01:02:37than whatever this is
01:02:40Ouch
01:02:42That is a good point
01:02:46Don't worry, Portia
01:02:48Your type is going straight to non-recyclable
01:02:51worm
01:03:08Woah
01:03:11Whoa.
01:03:16You okay?
01:03:17I think so.
01:03:19What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:37Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:49Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:51You okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now don't go anywhere.
01:04:07Uh, I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:24I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well, her check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:42I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have, and I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:18Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:30Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:35Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43Wow.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54What?
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:18How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28Really?
01:06:30Come on.
01:06:30Uh, okay.
01:06:35Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:54I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57I don't know.
01:07:27I'm sorry.
01:07:31You gotta do the lace in the back.
01:07:57I know they went this way.
01:08:12Ennison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:15And once he realizes what a gull digger that jit-rag orphan is, he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:28Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:44If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:50What?
01:08:53You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yep.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:11Come on.
01:09:18Hey.
01:09:19Mara Juan, have they finished printing?
01:09:22Oh my God.
01:09:24It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Hopper is a witch.
01:09:34I think she probably sleeps like I of Newt in Ernestine's coffee.
01:09:37And I of penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is going to finish her once and for all.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:04Give us a smile or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:16Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:18Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom, so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Ernestine knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:27And you're a thief.
01:10:28So I take my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing.
01:10:32What?
01:10:34No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:37If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:43This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:52That's not true.
01:10:54That's not true.
01:10:55I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:03I feel bad, Mary.
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy friend at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:20He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:32You believe me, don't you?
01:11:35Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:40Parsha called me.
01:11:41This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:44I want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:47Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Heaven's fault gives people like you a chance to be better and an always backfire.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:59You don't know her.
01:12:00As president of the parents' committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked
01:12:06and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:10Harper.
01:12:11What?
01:12:14Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up.
01:12:47Please, Harper.
01:12:48Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:51Come on.
01:13:02Come on.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:11I'd be happier than I am.
01:13:15Call Hamilton.
01:13:26Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:30Dude, look.
01:13:31Harper's run off.
01:13:32I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully, she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, man.
01:13:38I don't know, man.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton.
01:13:44I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever, and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, man.
01:13:51Please.
01:13:54Harper.
01:13:56Hey.
01:13:57Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:01Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:10I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:14It doesn't matter.
01:14:14None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:20Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:25I don't belong here.
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess.
01:14:39With Anderson.
01:14:42Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:47Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:53Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:56It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a men's watch.
01:15:07Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:22Let's hear it for Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:26Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:30I took my jewelry off for Jim, and then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya, sorry, Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:40Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours, but it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:52Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:56Not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07People like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:11Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship and report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:23Stop.
01:16:26You all need to see this.
01:16:28You all need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:39When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:45What you got over you?
01:16:46Have some dignity.
01:16:53Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:59Oh my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:02Oh, thank you.
01:17:04Thank you, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it.
01:17:06In your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:09I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:14Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:23Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:28Your accuser says, oh, you're a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up this.
01:17:42Thank you, Team Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:44Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me.
01:17:51My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:59Harper, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:08You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:11You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:16You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:23Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:32Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time.
01:18:38Anderson, you don't mean that.
01:18:39Listen clearly.
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper.
01:18:44Or I'm gone.
01:18:47I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:53With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:14Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:28And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:50I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57I love you, Harper.
01:20:03I love you.
01:20:05Miss Sullivan.
01:20:21What was this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some for me too.
01:20:28Oh shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:35Food stamps, just open it.
01:20:47It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:54I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:04Guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:21:07It's perfect.
01:21:08Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:18Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:23I do.
01:21:25Sometimes.
01:21:27Sometimes.
01:21:29Sometimes.
01:21:30I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:32The days are hard enough, I can't imagine.
01:21:36I can't, can't imagine, I can't, can't imagine the nights.
01:21:43Sometimes.
01:21:44The days are hard enough I can imagine.
01:21:49You
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