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02:02Get the hell out of my house!
02:05And don't bother coming back, you ungrateful little bitch!
02:14If the Sentinels ever find out who I really am, I'll be blacklisted forever.
02:20I have to hide my identity at any cost.
02:28To the haters!
02:33Oh, you're new, son!
02:39You suck!
02:56He's a mess.
02:58But messes make headlines, and headlines fill stadiums.
03:04We bring him in, rehab his image, make him look good, make me look good.
03:12This isn't the first time that he's gotten into trouble like this.
03:17He's got anger management issues.
03:19And heat.
03:20The right story turns him from chaos into a comeback.
03:26More like a liability.
03:28Well, that's what the morality clause is for.
03:30And the accountability partner.
03:44Damn.
03:45You tackle harder than half the league.
03:49Tucker Newsome?
03:51Let me guess.
03:52You're a fan.
03:54You trend every week.
03:55But not for football.
03:57Bar fights, suspensions, an Instagram feed that reads like a five-year-old.
04:03Sponsor C is radioactive.
04:06So I'm guessing that's a hard no on the autograph then, huh?
04:10But if we pivot now, lean into redemption, vulnerability, carefully curing a comeback,
04:17you're not just back in the league.
04:19You're bigger than Travis Kelsey.
04:24Samir Richards.
04:27PR intern.
04:28Well, shit.
04:29Most people just ask for a selfie.
04:33Welcome to the team, intern.
04:52Did she just call me?
04:54Radioactive.
05:05Well, well.
05:06You must be the charity hire.
05:08I'm Samir.
05:09I know who you are.
05:13I told HR I needed a superstar, not a sentient STD with a LinkedIn profile.
05:27Mop it up.
05:32Better yet, lick it off the floor like the worthless gutter trash that you never did.
05:42Also, those shoes?
05:44Tragic.
05:49No, no, no.
05:51Wait!
06:00We are thrilled to have Tucker here.
06:03With the right support system, we believe he can help us win a championship.
06:09Which is why we've selected an accountability partner for him to keep him focused on football.
06:19Me.
06:30Sorry, I'm late.
06:33Please, don't mind her.
06:36She's barely house trained, but we're working on it.
06:43So, as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted.
06:48I want her.
06:52You mean the intern?
06:59Excuse me?
07:00What do you say, partner?
07:10Hey, intern. Slow down.
07:15You can't just point at someone and make them your babysitter.
07:19I always had a thing for my babysitters.
07:23Why me?
07:24I don't know.
07:25There was just something about you when we met before.
07:30So, you thought I looked pathetic and felt sorry for me?
07:33Great.
07:34Nope.
07:35I thought you looked like someone who doesn't put up with bullshit.
07:38And I come with a lot of it.
07:41So, what exactly do you expect me to do?
07:44Keep me out of the headlines.
07:45Unless the good ones.
07:47Let me stop you right there.
07:49I'm not your nanny, or your emotional support human, or your PR fairy godmother.
07:54I am a strategist.
07:56That means you don't speak, drink, post, or flirt sideways without my approval.
08:02Got it?
08:04You scare me a little.
08:12I kinda like it.
08:18My job isn't to follow you around with duct tape and a fire extinguisher.
08:22Okay.
08:22But that actually sounds pretty fun.
08:25I am serious.
08:27So am I.
08:28We want the same thing.
08:30You keep me clean, you look like a PR genius.
08:33Win-win.
08:36And if you don't?
08:39We both go down.
08:53Hello?
08:54Saw you on the TV.
08:57New job.
08:58New clothes.
08:59New name.
09:01And suddenly you act like we're done.
09:04You don't get to erase me.
09:07We're not finished, Samira.
09:10Not even close.
09:17Oh, look who's acting like she owns the place.
09:22You think you're special because he picked you?
09:27You're a temp with a clipboard.
09:30Office clutter and, oh my god, clearance heels?
09:34You do not belong here.
09:36I didn't ask for this.
09:37Oh, hun.
09:38I see what you're up to.
09:43But let me tell you who Tucker picks.
09:47Bombshells and boss bitches.
09:50And you are neither.
09:52Well, maybe he's tired of that type.
09:54Trust me.
09:56He's not.
09:57You are just the latest rehab prop in his redemption arc.
10:02And you'll be gone the minute his jersey sales spike like a bad case of herpes.
10:06Oh my god.
10:09So enjoy your little Cinderella moment.
10:12Because when midnight strikes, I'll be the one still holding his balls.
10:19And you, you'll still be in your dollar store blazer dumpster diving for day-old Taco Bell.
10:26You finished?
10:27Oh, I am just getting started.
10:31Hey, intern.
10:34I almost forgot.
10:37Tucky Poo.
10:38Hi.
10:40We were just giving Samira a warm welcome.
10:46There's an owner's dinner tonight.
10:49Thought you could keep me accountable.
10:56I thought you could wear this.
11:00I'm not an escort.
11:01I know.
11:02More like a shackle.
11:04And I need to be at my best behavior.
11:06She doesn't even own evening wear.
11:08You'll embarrass yourself.
11:11Not in that she won't.
11:27You're gonna stand there all night?
11:29All night.
11:34Ow.
11:51Well, damn, intern.
11:54Remind me to pick out all your outfits at home.
11:58Remind yourself to check the price tag next time.
12:01This costs more than my student wants.
12:04And let's get one thing straight.
12:07Tonight isn't about us.
12:08You're here to charm, smile, and not end up on page six.
12:15Hmm.
12:18If you're gonna stare at me like that, I might start to think you like me.
12:25This is strictly...
12:28...a business.
12:32Floss.
12:48We're gonna be late.
13:00We're gonna be late.
13:01Dr. Newsome.
13:02He's a locker room liability.
13:04He's not here to win games.
13:06He's here to keep TMZ in business.
13:15It's their job to stir the pie.
13:18But still.
13:19It's brutal.
13:22You do this long enough,
13:24and you start to believe the version of yourself of this, Ellen.
13:28Bad boy.
13:30Locker room cancer.
13:31Walking headline.
13:33Figured screw it.
13:35Might as well just live up to the ground.
13:39And now?
13:40I don't know who the hell I'm trying to be,
13:42but I do know that if I mess up,
13:46it's over.
13:48Not just this contract.
13:52My career.
13:55You're not the only one trying to outrun a part of yourself.
13:58Fuck.
14:02Fuck.
14:11Is that your new girlfriend Tucker?
14:13Well, that's gonna take a while.
14:17That's his intern PR Rehab.
14:21She won't last long.
14:22No.
14:28Good heavens my film.
14:32That's the commissioner's wife.
14:36That's why charity cases like her
14:39stay behind the rope.
14:54¡Gracias!
15:10¡Gracias!
15:48¡Gracias!
15:49¡Hey, wait up!
15:51¡Oh!
15:52¡Michael!
15:56¡We have to subject him!
15:59¡Gracias!
16:12I thought your last name was Richards.
16:21Tucker can't know who I really am.
16:24Do they know who you're the daughter of?
16:25Leon the Hitman Nurse.
16:30The linebacker paralyzed their EMVP with dirty hair.
16:36If he finds out,
16:38I lose this job, my future,
16:40everything,
16:41and I am back to waiting tables.
16:45Richards is my mom's maiden name.
16:47I use it sometimes.
16:48I guess it makes me feel closer to her.
16:53Sure.
16:56Makes sense.
16:58As long as you're not secretly in witness protection or something.
17:04Can I walk you to your car?
17:07I, uh, forgot something.
17:09You go ahead.
17:10I'll see you tomorrow.
17:11I'll see you tomorrow.
17:11Mm-hmm.
17:12Okay.
17:14I'll see you tomorrow.
17:17I'll see you tomorrow.
17:23I'll see you tomorrow.
17:31Bye-bye.
17:34Hello?
17:36Hello?
17:45Oh!
17:49Hello?
17:51Hello, let me tell you.
17:51Oh, sorry.
17:57I didn't see anything.
18:00Okay, you can cry, or you can suck it up and pretend you still have a career.
18:05And your dignity.
18:07Please, you practically saw my credit score.
18:14Uh, how long?
18:17It's just, uh, I got kicked out of my house.
18:26Yeah.
18:27Pack your things.
18:29What?
18:31You're moving in. With me.
18:34Tucker, no, that's not...
18:3524-7 means 24-7.
18:38You can't do your job if you're showering in a supply closet.
18:42It's more like a haunted boiler room.
18:47I appreciate it, but I don't need your pity.
18:50It's not big.
18:51It's just practical.
18:53You can't keep me accountable if you're squatting in a tea locker room.
19:09Wow.
19:11Your room is down the hall. First door on the left. Make yourself at home, but don't touch anything in
19:18the fridge labeled TN. That means it's mine.
19:21Thanks. I can as well.
19:25Then we're gonna get along great.
19:27We'll meet.
19:51Thanks.
19:52This is... sorry, I didn't know anyone was...
19:56It's my house...
19:58You're the one sneaking around like I could...
20:03I wasn't sneaking...
20:05I was...
20:07Hydrating!
20:14I could really use some better snacks!
20:17Check the cabins!
20:20I wasn't staring, by the way.
20:23I never said you were.
20:24Good, because I wasn't.
20:35Still not staring?
20:37Uh, you're waking.
20:41Sweat, you're up. It's distracting.
20:46I'll try to be less distracting.
20:54No, no, no, no, no.
21:18And no flirting. Anything else?
21:22I need this job.
21:25I don't have a backup plan or a trust fund or a safety net.
21:29So this thing, whatever it is, if it starts getting in the way of the work, I walk.
21:40Okay.
21:42I mean it, Tucker.
21:45I believe you.
22:03I'm going to go to bed now.
22:05Good night.
22:21Well, if it isn't PowerPoint Barbie, how is our resident accountability partner?
22:29Or wait, is it, um, handler with benefits?
22:38Oh, I mean, don't feel bad.
22:41We all play our part.
22:43Some of us cheer from the sidelines.
22:45Others just, um, warm the bench.
22:52Just doing my part to disinfect the desperation.
22:57Skank.
23:20You good?
23:24You so much as breathe running in her direction again.
23:27The only person you're going to be doing PR for on this team is the mascot.
23:31You can't possibly be taking her side.
23:34You know, she's just using you to get rich and famous.
23:36Save it, Jules.
23:37The only person here who's cloud chasing is you.
23:43This isn't over.
23:48What are you waiting for?
23:50Go!
23:51Walk!
24:03Let's get you changed out of that shirt.
24:20What are you doing?
24:22Giving you something dry to wear.
24:30What are you doing?
24:39You should be addicted to your head.
24:41Bye, bye, bye.
24:43Bye, bye.
24:44Bye, bye.
24:44Bye, bye, bye.
24:52Bye, bye, bye.
24:53Bye, bye.
24:53Bye, bye.
24:53Bye, bye.
24:53Bye, bye.
25:07I can fight my own battles.
25:13I know.
25:15But sometimes it's nice to know you don't have to.
25:18Well.
25:20Thanks.
25:25You, uh, you wear that dangerously well.
25:31Careful.
25:34You're getting awfully close to flirting.
25:38I thought that was against the rules.
25:41It is.
25:55Keep the room in five.
25:57Cold tub's on deck.
26:01Guess that's our cue.
26:03Yeah.
26:05Guess so.
26:20Pack your bags.
26:23Excuse me?
26:24We've got a game in Vegas.
26:25Sunday.
26:26Team plan leaves in an hour.
26:28I need you with me.
26:30To the city.
26:32Neon.
26:33Nightclubs.
26:34No variable tattoos.
26:35If there ever was a time I needed an accountability partner, it's there.
26:40I can handle the bright lights.
26:42I can handle the pressure.
26:43But if anyone finds out who I really am, I'm finished.
26:56Could I get the key to my room?
26:58Forgot to tell you.
26:59Hotel's over booked.
27:01Just one room.
27:11I'll take the king.
27:12You can take the couch.
27:14Generous.
27:17I'm nothing if not chivalrous.
27:19Okay.
27:20I have had apartments smaller than this room.
27:24Some of the guys are hitting the strip.
27:26A couple of drinks.
27:27Blackjack.
27:28Just team bonding.
27:30Team bonding.
27:32Is that what we're calling it now?
27:37You are not going anywhere.
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