00:00Hey, Monty, could you drop off my food, please?
00:02I can't deal with that bitch anymore.
00:06No problem. It's go time, bitch.
00:08Hey there, ladies. Amy's busy, so I thought I'd bring your food out for you.
00:11But I still have some salad left.
00:13Oh, well, would you like me to take the food back and bring it out in a few minutes?
00:17Yeah, and let it dry out under the heat lamps?
00:20Just give me the food.
00:23Wait. Did that waitress listen to a word I said?
00:27This steak is medium-rare.
00:30I asked for it medium, and I wanted extra gravy on my mashed potatoes.
00:34Let me ask you something. How hard is your job?
00:36How intelligent do you have to be to take a food order?
00:40Jesus.
00:40Ma'am, ma'am, you're absolutely right, and I apologize.
00:46I'm going to get this fixed for you right away.
00:48Good. Now I can finish my salad.
00:50Monty, biting his tongue, responds with exaggerated politeness, apologizing repeatedly and promising to fix everything right away.
00:57Once he escapes the table, Monty vents to the other side.
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