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00:01Your overall health looks fine, but your AMH levels are low.
00:05Meaning your ovarian reserves are below average for your age.
00:11Will that make it hard to get pregnant?
00:14Not always.
00:15But if you want children, I would recommend you start trying soon.
00:20Soon?
00:21How soon?
00:23Ideally within three months.
00:27Oh my god.
00:31Sweetheart, don't cry.
00:33Having you was the best thing I ever did.
00:37Mom.
00:39I just hope you'll have children of your own one day.
00:43After I'm gone.
00:45Yeah.
00:46I promise.
00:49I love you so much.
00:51I love you, sweetie.
00:54I have always wanted kids.
00:57Maybe it's time.
01:18I'm so sorry.
01:19I'm so sorry.
01:21I think that's fine.
01:24Hey, I'm sorry.
01:31I love you.
01:32I didn't see that coming.
01:33Handsome guy.
01:35Unexpected kiss.
01:39I love you.
01:42Are you okay?
01:52Well, well. If it isn't my perfect innocent ex, what's the occasion? Are you pregnant, too?
02:01I'm not as efficient as you, Ryder. We broke up, what, three months ago? And Candy is six months
02:08along an impressive timeline. Oh, please! You couldn't keep a man, let alone raise a kid?
02:16Or are you here to raid the sperm bank and DIY a family?
02:23Hey, get that back!
02:24You wanna...
02:25Dad.
02:26If you're not married by 30, then the trust and the comfort is still to your brother. It's final.
02:31Look, Mom, seriously, I...
02:38Oh, low AMH, diminished ovarian reserve, recommended to start trying within three months.
02:44Oh, poor her, poor thing.
02:47Wow, looks like the golden goose is running out of eggs.
02:50Fuck, fuck!
02:51This is truly a plot twist.
03:03I'm really worried about you, Claire. I mean, a girl with your history?
03:06Do you think you're gonna be able to snag a sperm donor before your eggs are all dried up?
03:10You're basically a clearance rack. Expired, free, and still no takers.
03:16No takers.
03:19You can rest assured, I already have a boyfriend.
03:23Yeah. MIT, 6'2, IQ off the charts, trust fund air, practically built for greatness.
03:31Way better than loser rider.
03:36Boyfriend.
03:37Ugh, ew.
03:39Sure, Claire. Uh, let me guess. He lives in the Canadian wilderness? Or some bullshit like that?
03:46And the best thing of all, he has the one thing you can't buy.
03:50Oh.
03:52Kindness.
03:54Funny. You're funny. How about we make a bet?
03:57If you're not pregnant within, say, three months, you have to admit the truth.
04:02If you were just a dried up old woman, you have to admit it, out loud, and to the public.
04:09Oh, baby, you're bad.
04:12Love, I am in for you.
04:15And if I win, you stray through the office naked, screaming that you are nothing but a little slimy suck
04:22-up
04:22bitch boy.
04:26Deal. Game on, Miss Nobody Wants You.
04:30Nobody wants you.
04:33Oh my god. What the fuck did I just do?
04:38Even the sperm banks are booked six months out, and I only have three.
04:43Where the hell am I going to find the perfect gene donor boyfriend?
04:46Oh god, someone help me.
04:48Now that's interesting.
04:53You know, I think I could help with that.
05:05Ethan Reed, MIT PhD, IQ 200, that's my medical report.
05:10No genetic disorders, clean family history. I take every bucks on your donor wish list.
05:19Okay, what's the catch?
05:22You marry me contractually three months, just long enough to shut my family up and lock in my
05:27inheritance. And in return, you get my sperm. And we get you pregnant just in time to win your little
05:34bet.
05:35That's really all you want? A paper marriage?
05:38Look, Claire, I'm not looking for love. I'm looking for efficiency.
05:47Honestly, this might be the fastest route to motherhood.
05:52All right. Deal.
06:04Boss.
06:06Prenuptial agreement.
06:13Thanks.
06:15Okay.
06:16Three rounds of artificial insemination.
06:19Temporary cohabitation to keep up party appearances.
06:22Contract terminates after three months.
06:26I'd like to add one more term.
06:28Oh?
06:29Financial independence.
06:31I don't want anyone thinking I'm some gold digger.
06:35Fair enough. If that's what you want, I'm in.
06:39Great.
06:40Great.
06:46Lovely.
06:46Excuse me, Mr. Reed.
06:49Are you ready to head into the collection room for your specimen?
06:54Sure.
06:56Good luck.
07:02Mrs. Reed, would you like to go in with him?
07:05Show him a little support.
07:07Oh, no, I'm actually, oh, no, no, excuse me, I, I, oh, no, um, excuse me, I, uh,
07:17Hugin' with you.
07:20Hey.
07:22Need any, uh, help with that?
07:27What?
07:27Oh.
07:28And, um, how pray tell do you plan on helping me?
07:33No, I, um...
07:34Mrs. Reed.
07:36Um...
07:47No, I did not mean that I was gonna, oh my god, shut up, shut up, shut up, please, how
07:55do I turn this off, um, shut up, shut up, how do I make this stop, this is so crazy,
08:02um,
08:09like that, um, you should probably get started, I probably should, yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna wait outside, be my
08:21guest, okay, bye, adorable,
08:38enjoying yourself, doctor, thank you, Mr. Reed, of course, we'll begin shortly, you can wait outside, okay, if you need
08:47anything, just, yell for me,
08:59yeah, boss, you married someone out of the blue, feels a little impulsive, even for you,
09:05no, no, it's not impulsive, actually, she's, I don't know, she's interesting,
09:14uh, anyways, what'd you find, Mrs. Reed has been working as a designer at Nova, her ex cheated on her
09:23with his boss, Candy Ashford,
09:25Miss Ashford's been making her life hell ever since, just last week, she killed Mrs. Reed's proposal, said it wasn't
09:33feminine enough,
09:35bye, Nova, make Claire the new design director, wait, seriously, yeah, look, our marriage may have
09:45a deadline, but she's still my wife, anyone mistreating my wife is mistreating me, I'm just dead,
09:52sorry, now, go get the car ready, we have to go meet mom, copy,
10:04hello, Mr. Reed, the procedure went smoothly, we'll know in four weeks if it was successful,
10:09oh, wonderful, thank you,
10:17thank you so much, Mr. Reed, I might actually get to be a mom now,
10:22well, of course, but, um, you know, we are married now, and you are my wife, call me Ethan.
10:33Fake wife, remember?
10:38Right.
10:40So, Ethan, you've done your part, when do I get to do mine?
10:45Right now, we're about to go meet my mother.
10:50Okay.
10:55Mother, this is my wife, Claire, Claire, my mother, Nora.
11:03Nora, it's so lovely to meet you, hi.
11:13Oh, sweetie, I've been looking forward to this for so long, and you rascal,
11:19so this is why you kept dodging all my matchmaking attempts.
11:24Uh, yeah, I'll explain that eventually.
11:28Of course, wouldn't want everyone your wedding night.
11:32Come, Byron, they have a mission, making me a grandchild.
11:38Don't have too much fun.
11:41Okay.
11:47That's my mother.
11:49Yeah.
11:54Uh, sorry for driving me here without having a chance to pack.
12:05Yes, you're due for now, right?
12:08Thanks.
12:09Of course.
12:12Um, I'll go and make something to eat.
12:16Make yourself at home.
12:24Oh, my God.
12:26Even his cologne is perfect.
12:29I mean, my knees are actually weak.
12:31Too bad it's just temporary.
12:33Three months, and that is it.
12:35God.
12:36Get a grip.
12:37What am I doing?
12:40Uh, what are you making?
12:57I'm making some things.
13:00True.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:06I just got promoted.
13:08Design director.
13:09I start tomorrow.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:10Oh, my God.
13:13Oh, shit.
13:14I am so sorry.
13:15I did not do that.
13:15No, no, no.
13:16It's fine.
13:17No, really.
13:17It's...
13:17Oh, my God.
13:20Oh, Claire.
13:21Yeah?
13:22Oh.
13:23Claire, be careful, please.
13:24No, it's fine.
13:24There's just a huge thing.
13:25No, Claire, you don't under...
13:27Oh.
13:28Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:36Careful, Claire.
13:38You are playing with fire, Mrs. Reed.
13:42Holy shit.
13:44Yep.
13:45Definitely hard.
13:47And definitely huge.
13:49Oh, jeez.
13:50I...
13:50I, um...
13:51No, it's not really.
13:57Okay.
13:59That body should come with a warning label.
14:06Oh.
14:28You made this mess.
14:30You clean it up.
14:33Uh...
14:33Where are you going?
14:35Oh.
14:35I'm just...
14:36I'm just gonna go take a cold shower.
14:38You know, put out the...
14:40Fire you started.
14:49If I'm the new design director...
14:52Candy, you better start packing up her desk.
15:02I can't wait.
15:03Yeah.
15:04What's going on here?
15:06Waiting for the new CEO, obviously.
15:10Nova got bowed out yesterday.
15:12Word is his rich, young, and single...
15:14I call dips.
15:17Oh, Claire.
15:18Don't forget your perfect jean baby bat with Ryder.
15:22Maybe.
15:23You could try your luck with the new CEO.
15:25Lots of old money there.
15:27With a face like that, land the CEO?
15:30Please.
15:31What are you going to do, sneak into his bed and turkey base yourself?
15:37I don't need to trap anyone, Ryder.
15:39Unlike you, I offer value all on my own.
15:43Oh, please.
15:44You have been so heartbroken, you can't even manage a rebound.
15:48What, are you expecting immaculate conception?
15:52I don't need divine conception.
15:53And for all you know, I'm already pregnant.
15:56That's right.
15:57Please.
15:58Keep my hat on.
16:10Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:15Welcome to Nova, Mr. Reed.
16:18Is it?
16:20Uh...
16:21Welcome, sir.
16:24I'm Claire.
16:26From design.
16:27Hmm.
16:36Claire.
16:42Design director.
16:45Effective...
16:46immediately.
16:52Yes, sir.
16:55Okay, what?
16:57She is barely qualified, and I have been running this program for two years.
17:03If she is director, then who am I?
17:06Support staff.
17:08Come on, that is blatant favoritism.
17:13Byron, I've done some research on Nova before acquiring it.
17:17This sketch, created by Miss Miller herself,
17:21has had the highest performing markers a year straight.
17:24If anything, I'd say this promotion is long overdue.
17:39So, how do you know the new CEO?
17:42I...
17:43I don't...
17:44Don't lie.
17:45He comes and promotes you first thing, and you don't know him?
17:51Come on, babe.
17:53The new guy's obviously clueless.
17:54That's why I picked her.
17:56No real skill.
17:57It won't lie.
18:12Ethan?
18:15Claire!
18:19Why did you buy Nova?
18:21And make me the director?
18:23Well, because you're my wife.
18:27And more importantly, you're talented.
18:31Look, Claire, I'm not going to waste that.
18:35But...
18:36Everyone's going to think I'm just here because of you.
18:40Maybe, but...
18:42We're connected nonetheless, Claire.
18:45Contract or not, you are the future mother of my child.
18:48And the future mother of my child will not be disrespected.
18:51So, I'll tell everyone today and clear the air.
18:54No!
18:55Wait, Ethan.
18:56You can't go public.
18:59Please.
19:01I don't want to be the woman who's known for using your sperm to climb the ladder.
19:07Seen by whom?
19:09Ryder?
19:10Candy?
19:10Anyone.
19:12You're the CEO, Ethan.
19:13I'm just...
19:15I'm just someone under contract.
19:19And in three months, it's all over.
19:22Isn't it?
19:26Alright.
19:27It's your choice.
19:30Okay.
19:40Yeah, Byron, what is with that woman?
19:42I mean, any sane person would kill to be Mrs. Reed, right?
19:45She acts like it's a life sentence.
19:49That must be what makes her so...
19:52interesting?
19:53Hmm.
19:56Maybe.
20:09Long meeting with the CEO.
20:11I guess that means we can add him to your perfect gene list.
20:15Hmm.
20:17Someone seems desperate.
20:19What?
20:20Are you nervous?
20:21Afraid you'll lose the back.
20:24Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:31Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:32Mind your own business, Ryder.
20:45Maybe.
20:46Maybe.
20:48Maybe.
21:00A Maybach.
21:04What does she have a sugar daddy now?
21:13Ever since I saw her getting that Maybach, nothing.
21:17No sign of it again.
21:18Was it all just for show?
21:20Hmm, stale.
21:22Mr. Reid says you've all been working hard.
21:24Lunch is on him.
21:25Design team, you've got their own special menu.
21:31Boss, you're doing wonderful.
21:33You bring that to you, Claire.
21:35Let's go.
21:49Oh.
21:52Oh.
21:57Oh.
22:05taste fine to me
22:08unless you're pregnant or something
22:10you got a secret boyfriend
22:12hiding somewhere
22:25please um
22:27I'm just not feeling great
22:31I'm gonna go to the bathroom
22:35Claire
22:37Could she really be pregnant?
22:52What the hell?
22:53This is the ladies room
22:54No way, are you seriously pregnant?
22:55Back off
22:57That is none of your business
22:58This is if your concerns are bet
22:59Now spill
23:00Who's the Maybach guy?
23:02Your sperm donor?
23:05She said back off!
23:06She's in the middle of her
23:22She's in the middle of her
23:27She's in the middle of her
23:39She's not really pregnant, is she?
23:42No, I don't see why that would be any concern of yours.
23:44Well, hey, I'm just looking out for her, boss.
23:46I mean, after all, she used to be my girlfriend.
23:52Guess her eggs really are busted, aren't they?
23:54Or maybe that perfect gene donor of yours, shooting blanks.
23:58I'll tell you what, I'll help you out for old time's sake.
24:02Spend one night with me and then boom, I'm sorry.
24:09You are disgusting!
24:11Oh, you bitch.
24:16Touch her, and I swear it will be the last thing you ever do.
24:22What the fuck?!
24:24Sorry, it's just a joke, from Inax.
24:27You're awfully protective of your employee.
24:29Something I should know about?
24:32What happens between Claire and me?
24:34Is none of your goddamn business.
24:36So, leave your damn mouth shut if you want to keep your job.
24:41Okay?
24:54Claire?
24:57Claire?
24:59Claire?
24:59Claire?
25:02I'm sorry.
25:04Here.
25:10You've been under a lot of stress, which can reduce ovarian function.
25:13Probably why conception hasn't happened.
25:16You need rest, moderate exercise, and a better mood before the next artificial insemination.
25:21So, it's my fault.
25:23Hey, no, no, no.
25:25No, none of this is your fault.
25:29Alright?
25:30We still have time, and...
25:40We're in this together.
25:42Okay?
25:46Light movement helps.
25:48Walks, swimming, yoga, anything to keep your brain slow and present.
25:56You know, I bet you're a pretty bomb at yoga for the shop.
26:02Great.
26:05Ladies, raise your hands slowly.
26:09Gentlemen, support your partners.
26:11Breathe together.
26:24Don't worry, I'm not gonna try anything.
26:27Just...
26:27Relax.
26:30Now, gently lean back.
26:33Your back rest against your partner's chest.
26:35And feel their support.
26:37Feel the connection, their grounding presence.
26:41It's okay.
26:43Trust me.
26:50You know, you're kind of irresistible when you're zen.
27:15Now, take your partner in your arms and slowly lean back together.
27:21Feel that stretch in your spine and breathe through it.
27:39You're ready?
27:40Yeah.
27:41Ready?
27:45Thanks.
27:48You're good.
27:48I'm not looking at it.
27:49You're good.
27:49Yeah.
27:51Whoa!
27:53Oh!
27:54Oh!
27:55And when you're in the room, you're good.
27:55Oh my god, I am so sorry that that was an accident.
27:59Lucky me.
28:01He's just a contract partner.
28:04So why the hell is my heart doing backflips?
28:20Um, is that carrot your mortal enemy because you've turned it into confetti?
28:26You try perfectly slicing for prenatal nutrition.
28:29I'm a novice under pressure, okay?
28:32You're actually trying to ace a pregnancy diet?
28:35That's oddly endearing.
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