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Love to Hate You FULL EP
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Voted Prime Queen, mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58I figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck? Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, creep.
00:02:18What the fuck?
00:02:19I was trying to save your life.
00:02:20Right after almost taking it?
00:02:21Thanks.
00:02:22Typically rich jerk.
00:02:23Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:24Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:25That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:26You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:27Have?
00:02:28Have not.
00:02:29He means people from Trashcanistan like you and she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer
00:02:46sure that here screams Juvie.
00:02:52Let's go.
00:02:53Wait, you're just gonna leave?
00:02:56You're just going to leave?
00:02:57Doodle-oo.
00:03:03But you almost killed me!
00:03:08You entire asshole!
00:03:13Dude, that sounds so insane.
00:03:14I know.
00:03:15You had to be there.
00:03:16I wish, man.
00:03:17Thanks for giving Portia a lift, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28No problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew!
00:03:36Not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stop it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:48That's his name.
00:03:49You?
00:03:50Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:03:52Way to show your appreciation.
00:03:53Korsha, please.
00:03:54How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:03:57Like, dog food for dinner for or, like, shopping at Walmart for?
00:04:02That's enough.
00:04:03Now, your social science projects.
00:04:04Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:09Uh, I'd prefer to work along, miss.
00:04:10That's okay with me.
00:04:11I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:12Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:13Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate he has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:15I don't want to get a scholarship anyway.
00:04:16I don't want to get a scholarship anyway.
00:04:17Like, dog food for dinner for or, like, shopping at Walmart for.
00:04:19That's enough.
00:04:20Now, your social science projects.
00:04:21Anderson, you don't have a partner, so you can work with Harper.
00:04:23Uh, I'd prefer to work along, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:31Ladder on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who's so desperate he has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Whoa, you kissed her?
00:04:43I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh, yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now, seats, please.
00:04:53Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:05Sure you'll be safe?
00:05:07Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:10What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:14That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:23Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:35You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:37Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:41Okay, class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass...
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:00My pendant.
00:06:01I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:14I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom.
00:06:17That's your necklace.
00:06:19It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me, and her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it.
00:06:25You think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:36I could've put it in here.
00:06:41Good.
00:06:42You're home.
00:06:43Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:45But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:49If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:53You know what I mean?
00:06:56I'd rather die.
00:06:58That's really generous of you.
00:07:00I'll get back to you on that.
00:07:01I'll take this as interest.
00:07:15Great Harper.
00:07:16Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money,
00:07:19survive my first day at a new school,
00:07:21and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:26I was wearing it.
00:07:27Get off me, creep!
00:07:29That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:59Help!
00:08:06Ow!
00:08:20I mean, you're not my usual type.
00:08:22But if you're that desperate...
00:08:24In your dreams, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:26Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:43Okay, get real.
00:08:44Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you.
00:08:49But...
00:08:50I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54You missed me.
00:08:56I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you too.
00:09:02Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:10Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:13It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:19Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:23I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:29Shit.
00:09:30I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:36Yeah.
00:09:37If you need $500, you can delete that pic.
00:09:39I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:42I need somewhere to live.
00:09:47My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never mind.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:06you can stay here.
00:10:10Deal?
00:10:12Uh, which side's mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:21No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:28But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31They won't mind.
00:10:33I mind?
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard ass.
00:10:37There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:39So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:43Who am I kidding?
00:10:44Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:47Alright.
00:10:48We have a deal.
00:10:50Hold up.
00:10:51There will be rules.
00:10:53Oh, definitely.
00:10:54I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:57One.
00:10:58Don't talk to me at school.
00:10:59We are not friends.
00:11:01Gladly.
00:11:02Two.
00:11:03Keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three.
00:11:05Same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking on my six pack.
00:11:08Four.
00:11:09No falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:14I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:34I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey.
00:11:44You signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54Let me go.
00:11:55$500.
00:11:56Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02Let go of me!
00:12:06No!
00:12:07Let go of me!
00:12:13No!
00:12:14Keep still.
00:12:15No!
00:12:18Get off her!
00:12:20Get off her!
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:29You better get out of here before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:39Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:45Whoa.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:47I got you.
00:12:49I'm okay.
00:12:50I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:04God, you just can't get enough of me, can you?
00:13:06Food stamps.
00:13:08You're gross.
00:13:09You know that?
00:13:10Oh, man.
00:13:11This mattress is so soft.
00:13:15It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:18You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:29What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end there for anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:35So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:38Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:43I'm sorry.
00:13:44You're not just one.
00:13:47It's gonna get better.
00:13:49It's gonna get better.
00:13:52Don't give up.
00:13:54Don't give up.
00:13:56It's gonna get better.
00:14:01Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:08Huh.
00:14:09Huh.
00:14:18Get in, food stamps.
00:14:20One time.
00:14:21Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or?
00:14:25Can you answer the right trust fund?
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:43Give me your hands.
00:14:45Are you gonna be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:48Wait.
00:14:49Where was it?
00:14:50How did you find it?
00:14:52What is wrong with me?
00:14:53Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:14:58You lied to me last night.
00:15:00You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:02That's how she sees me?
00:15:04Yep.
00:15:05That's right.
00:15:07Just wanted to see what you prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:09Ugh.
00:15:10You're disgusting.
00:15:11Get off me.
00:15:13That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:14Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:16Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:18Come on.
00:15:19Get out.
00:15:20Shoot.
00:15:22Are you serious?
00:15:23Yeah, no thanks.
00:15:53Two thousand words on the Civil War.
00:15:59Guaranteed A.
00:16:00Nice, thank you.
00:16:07Hey!
00:16:08Keep that back.
00:16:09Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:11You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:16Shit, he's gonna use this against me.
00:16:18You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:20Mutually assured destruction.
00:16:21Relax, food stamps.
00:16:23I'm not gonna rat you out.
00:16:26In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:48What's up?
00:16:51That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:17:00Hello.
00:17:07Oh my god, it's trash canistan.
00:17:11Our poor little orphan moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:13How precious.
00:17:14Toilet cleaner.
00:17:15How appropriate.
00:17:16No.
00:17:17No, wait.
00:17:18No.
00:17:19Stop, stop.
00:17:20No.
00:17:21Oh my god.
00:17:22Oh my god.
00:17:23Oh my god.
00:17:24Oh my god.
00:17:25Oh my god.
00:17:26Oh my god.
00:17:27Oh my god.
00:17:28Oh my god.
00:17:29Oh my god.
00:17:30Oh my god.
00:17:31Oh my god, I'm gonna be bold.
00:17:32I'm gonna lick it.
00:17:33No no, no no.
00:17:35They only get me.
00:17:36No, I-I only have one uniform.
00:17:38Please.
00:17:39Harper.
00:17:40Harper.
00:17:47What was that?
00:17:50No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:59Come on.
00:18:00What's going on? Is this some type of game?
00:18:11Seven minutes in heaven you've never played before?
00:18:14You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:17And you've got to make them all count.
00:18:19Nudity is highly incurred.
00:18:24Damn, bro. Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:29I want to say that name.
00:18:30Show it to me now.
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:54Just take it.
00:19:01Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is going to be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's going to know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:36We need a kiss.
00:19:37We need a kiss.
00:19:46This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey.
00:19:48You think I want this?
00:19:50Throw that away.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:19:57No.
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:21That bitch.
00:20:22I can't let her steal Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is corn, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:32How could it hurt?
00:20:33Okay, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:38Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:42If you know what I mean.
00:20:43Go, Andy!
00:20:46Hold still for a sec.
00:20:47I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:54I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:04Because you're practically sleeping in the same room,
00:21:06so if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here!
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my god.
00:21:35What a little whore.
00:21:38I bet you couldn't wait to slap your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:41I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:48Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson!
00:21:54Hurry up.
00:21:55You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:14I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:20She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:23Yeah.
00:22:24She's a bully.
00:22:25That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:32She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But...
00:22:39I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:47Hey, you know...
00:22:49Signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't going to make you prom queen.
00:22:56Oh my god.
00:22:57How does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:10Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:15I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and...
00:23:23She was dying.
00:23:25So...
00:23:26I promise.
00:23:28Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:31Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:39Anderson?
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um...
00:24:01Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:13Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:18It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh...
00:24:24My phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:28I don't need you.
00:24:29You're in my coat pocket.
00:24:30I don't need you to leave it in my coat pocket.
00:24:35Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:58We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:05You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:10I don't care what you do when you're not here, but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:15Are you for real?
00:25:16I'm not trash.
00:25:18She's not like that, father.
00:25:19My oversex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:24And no slippery street slut is going to fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So, you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:32I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:37The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:55I'm sorry, he's a silver-rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:02Where are you going to go?
00:26:05Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:14Look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't, I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:29All right, I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:39Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, can you food stamps?
00:26:47Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:49Hmm, once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoe!
00:26:56Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:13Are you wearing perfume, Trashcanistan?
00:27:16Let me guess, scrubbing bubbles, toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:28Good.
00:27:29And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world.
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52Problems are.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall,
00:28:00rubbing shoulders with people who are worth 10 of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09Says, the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:18What?
00:28:18No.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:23Stop it.
00:28:24Stop it.
00:28:25Stop it.
00:28:26No.
00:28:27No.
00:28:28No.
00:28:29No.
00:28:30No.
00:28:31No.
00:28:32No.
00:28:33No.
00:28:34No.
00:28:35No.
00:28:36No.
00:28:37No.
00:28:38No.
00:28:39No.
00:28:40No.
00:28:41No.
00:28:42No.
00:28:43No.
00:28:44No.
00:28:45No.
00:28:46No.
00:28:47No.
00:28:48No.
00:28:49No.
00:28:50No.
00:28:51No.
00:28:52No.
00:28:53No.
00:28:54No.
00:28:55No.
00:28:56No.
00:28:57No.
00:28:58No.
00:28:59No.
00:29:00No.
00:29:01No.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:03No, of course I'm not okay.
00:29:05Is it broken?
00:29:07I don't know.
00:29:08Looks fine to me.
00:29:09Right, Miles?
00:29:10Straight.
00:29:12Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What?
00:29:14No.
00:29:15No, no, no.
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great.
00:29:22You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:32Porsche, totally my bad, okay?
00:29:35I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:39It hurts.
00:29:41You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me
00:29:45from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:00You've got a nose for these things, Food Stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:10You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor Food Stamps.
00:30:20Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:24How about, finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A.
00:30:32No, A+.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:38But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah.
00:30:42It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:46I barely think about you.
00:30:47Wait.
00:30:52Before you go, why did you throw the ball at Portia today?
00:30:56Tell me the truth.
00:31:05It was a clean spike.
00:31:06Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:13Because I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:19So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school, even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:39Dude, hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison.
00:31:43It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:45Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do?
00:31:48What do we do?
00:31:48Take something quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:52What do you do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah.
00:31:53Come on, quick.
00:31:55Come on.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Oh my God.
00:32:09Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's going to be a big night.
00:32:11And you know I like my night's big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:17Portia figured you could be our designated driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one.
00:32:24My nose is really sore.
00:32:26Got to go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:30So, how are you really?
00:32:43How are you really going to make it up to me?
00:32:46Portia, we talked about this.
00:32:56Are you all right?
00:32:58Is there something wrong?
00:32:59Nope.
00:33:06What's under here?
00:33:07What's under here?
00:33:17Nothing.
00:33:18All good.
00:33:19Just, um, a bit sore from volleyball practice.
00:33:25All right.
00:33:26We ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:28Yeah.
00:33:28I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:32Cool.
00:33:33Portia, let's go.
00:33:40Thank God.
00:33:41I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Portia finds out you've been helping
00:33:49me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55I thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...
00:33:59Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:11Hey.
00:34:12Let me guess.
00:34:17That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear...
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me for once.
00:34:35So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:42Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:50You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:53Never in my lifetime.
00:34:55Because I still hate you.
00:34:56Hate you more.
00:34:57It took all night, but I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:12So I've done all the work, and you're extorting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17A hundred percent.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:21Now, help me win prom queen, or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:29Well done, food stamps.
00:35:31You got me.
00:35:36You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you?
00:36:05Or, option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:11Dramakids, crave attention.
00:36:24Just take your selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey, guys.
00:36:28Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:36I know.
00:36:37That'll be a good one.
00:36:39Oh, my God.
00:36:42Love it.
00:36:43Thanks, guys.
00:36:44Oh, my God.
00:36:45As for jocks and cheerleaders?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:53No chance.
00:36:54What do you mean?
00:36:55I need their votes to win.
00:36:56Yeah.
00:36:57You're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:02So, what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:14No.
00:37:15You got any scholarships?
00:37:17No.
00:37:17But I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:23And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament, where the only
00:37:28thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner on the blue team, Harper and
00:37:34So, who are we playing against?
00:37:39And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:55What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:58Scared I'll beat you?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play, then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:10Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:11Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:14Excuse me.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:17My potential voters are here.
00:38:19Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:25Oh, what a hit.
00:38:38Eat that, bitch.
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:50Hey!
00:38:51Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:54It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:16Oh!
00:39:16so you can train a pig to smile what i said why is interesting playing against me i mean us
00:39:40we've known each other since we were kids he's competitive and i'm hot there's no way i'm letting
00:39:45the school janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god you okay
00:40:05that was bullshit
00:40:09get out of here lame whatever what is that followers are gonna hate this you got this
00:40:19okay come on oh my god is that porsche whoa babe that was some head are you okay
00:40:41do i look okay can you help please
00:40:49great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:06hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:11yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out porsche like that
00:41:16you're gonna be violent wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the cops
00:41:23to porsche's house she's gone i will kill her it's just a game porsche somebody even said she's running
00:41:31for prom queen i'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:37who cares anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:46porsche you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53or needy needy i was just joking i didn't mean why aren't you supporting me why is everything
00:42:03changing
00:42:04just go go i'm fine
00:42:11i'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people i love
00:42:17i'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:36happy valentine
00:42:42for you
00:42:55hey wait did anderson just get me a valentine
00:43:00what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:08i know she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:15yeah that'll be good for you
00:43:24it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28so who's it from
00:43:29oh hey that's mine give it back
00:43:32how do you know
00:43:33had a note
00:43:35yeah who from
00:43:36don't even know
00:43:40but when i find out i'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:43uh did you a favor
00:43:50tastes kind of weird
00:43:52typical trust fund jerk
00:43:55always taking whatever you want
00:43:57anderson
00:44:00oh what the fuck
00:44:02anderson anderson what
00:44:04help
00:44:05anderson
00:44:09help
00:44:10help
00:44:11shit it's drugs
00:44:13that was meant for me
00:44:16anderson
00:44:17reminder all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:26the dina awards of today
00:44:27it is about to commence
00:44:28anderson really need to wake up
00:44:29oh sorry
00:44:31uh
00:44:32wake up
00:44:33anderson
00:44:34oh my god
00:44:39birthday i need you
00:44:43breaks
00:44:44you're heavy
00:44:46trust fund
00:44:48wake up
00:44:49wake up
00:44:50oh my god
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:10oh my god
00:45:20finally
00:45:22finally
00:45:23no no we don't have time for this really nice thing
00:45:43yeah we do
00:45:44no no i need to get you to the dean awards
00:45:46shit what's going on
00:45:48come on
00:45:49why do i feel like
00:45:50i'll explain later
00:45:51okay we need to go
00:45:53did you get me drunk just so you can get me in the shower
00:45:57so like
00:45:58yes
00:45:59i don't know why i didn't do it earlier but come on we need to get you some dry clothes and we need to go
00:46:03okay roughly we had a spare shirt we lost and found so you can deal with this and i will deal with that
00:46:10so you can deal with this and i will deal with that
00:46:16okay help me in
00:46:17yep
00:46:18yep that's it
00:46:19that's it
00:46:20good
00:46:21good
00:46:22little
00:46:23big boy
00:46:24cool
00:46:25cool
00:46:34you're not ready be
00:46:36what
00:46:37yeah like
00:46:38when you were kissing
00:46:39now you're addressing me but
00:46:41shouldn't i be addressing you
00:46:44we don't have time for this
00:46:45we don't have time for this
00:46:46you're not gonna miss out on your award because someone hates me
00:46:49calling anderson savage please make your way to the dean's office
00:46:53yeah come come
00:46:54oh you're staying
00:46:55yeah
00:46:56nice
00:46:57oh yeah
00:46:58this is the first time our russigan has not turned up
00:47:03okay
00:47:04confident
00:47:05confident
00:47:06he's here
00:47:07come
00:47:08oh
00:47:09just in time anderson a step forward please
00:47:12so this is for your courage above and beyond the color of beauty congratulations
00:47:19yes
00:47:20yes
00:47:21mr savage
00:47:23you have made us all very proud of cavernish hall
00:47:30thank you sir
00:47:36he looks great
00:47:42what did you do to earn this
00:47:45uh there was a thing last year
00:47:50right here actually
00:47:51wait
00:47:52you saved that guy from drowning in the rip
00:47:55it was all over tv
00:47:57and your father didn't want to see you get a word for this
00:47:59dude what's his problem
00:48:01what you did was so brave
00:48:03thanks
00:48:04no seriously
00:48:05i'm proud of you trustman
00:48:07you should wear this everyday
00:48:13are you serious
00:48:14no
00:48:16always
00:48:17no
00:48:18no
00:48:19no
00:48:20no
00:48:22no
00:48:24no
00:48:26no
00:48:27no
00:48:29don't, no
00:48:30no
00:48:31no
00:48:32no
00:48:33no
00:48:34no
00:48:35no
00:48:36no
00:48:36no
00:48:37You were wet?
00:48:39I don't know.
00:48:41It's fuzzy.
00:48:43He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:45I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:48Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope. That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58I'm sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:05Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:10No, no, no.
00:49:11You're clear on both counts. I promise.
00:49:14Okay.
00:49:15Anyway, I need to go.
00:49:17Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:23Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind them.
00:49:26Okay. Information I did not need to know.
00:49:29I'll see you later.
00:49:30Yeah.
00:49:35Hey, Harper.
00:49:40What you did today?
00:49:44Is that for prom?
00:49:59Uh, kinda?
00:50:01Yeah.
00:50:02It's cool.
00:50:03Very, very cool.
00:50:04So, it's not?
00:50:06Show me.
00:50:07No.
00:50:08Seriously?
00:50:09You're not gonna show me.
00:50:10It's 20 years bad luck.
00:50:12That's for weddings.
00:50:13Come on.
00:50:14Follow me.
00:50:15It's easy for an hour.
00:50:23I know, I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:26Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:32I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:35Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:39I'll figure it out.
00:50:40Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:42Just go.
00:50:43Go.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:51Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:52No.
00:50:53This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:57Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish.
00:51:07I've written home, Queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:10All for you.
00:51:17Mom.
00:51:20Mom.
00:51:27Shit.
00:51:29I'm so screwed.
00:51:30I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:32Mom.
00:51:39Hey.
00:51:41I need you to do something for me.
00:51:46Note to self.
00:51:47Next time have rich parents.
00:51:53Correction, Harper.
00:51:54Have parents.
00:51:55Food stamps.
00:52:01You need to come with me.
00:52:02I can't.
00:52:03Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:04I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:07Trust me.
00:52:08Okay?
00:52:09Don't worry.
00:52:10My dad's away in a business trip.
00:52:24Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:26Yes.
00:52:27T Swizzaloo's coming to prom.
00:52:28The boss stylist Gavin is a family friend.
00:52:30Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:31What?
00:52:32Interesting.
00:52:33No, this is way too much.
00:52:34Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:35Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like, not like this.
00:52:36Why not?
00:52:37Because I can't afford it.
00:52:38Okay?
00:52:39I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:41I know.
00:52:42Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:43Okay?
00:52:44I know.
00:52:45Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:46Okay?
00:52:47I know.
00:52:48I know.
00:52:49I know.
00:52:50I know.
00:52:51I know.
00:52:52I know.
00:52:53I know.
00:52:54I know.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56I know.
00:52:57I know.
00:52:58I know.
00:52:59I know.
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it.
00:53:08Okay?
00:53:09Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:11She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:21We sure do.
00:53:22You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:23You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:25And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:27And then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:30So every favor has a price.
00:53:31Is that it?
00:53:32Hey.
00:53:33I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know?
00:53:37Like my...
00:53:38car.
00:53:39All right.
00:53:40I'll do it.
00:53:41Great.
00:53:42Gav.
00:53:43She's all yours.
00:53:44I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:46Be gentle on me.
00:53:47I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:48Even better.
00:53:49This will be fun.
00:53:50Okay.
00:53:51Sit.
00:53:52Let's go.
00:53:53Color.
00:53:54Yes.
00:53:55Black.
00:53:56Funeral.
00:53:57Got good at this.
00:53:58Ooh.
00:53:59Fun trap.
00:54:00Catch.
00:54:01It's okay.
00:54:02We'll get there.
00:54:03Yes.
00:54:04Yes.
00:54:05Sparkle.
00:54:06Ooh.
00:54:07Pretty.
00:54:08Go.
00:54:09Come on.
00:54:11No.
00:54:12It's getting close.
00:54:13I am amazing.
00:54:37I am amazing.
00:54:38You really did it this time.
00:54:40Are you ready to go?
00:54:48Man, she's gonna look so beautiful in these.
00:54:51If she'll accept them.
00:54:53She's already freaking out about getting made over.
00:54:58Don't Hamilton, need to be with you.
00:55:00Tonight's our night.
00:55:03Man, Hamilton is gonna be so messed up.
00:55:07Shit.
00:55:12Sorry, got an issue.
00:55:13Uber out front will take you to prom.
00:55:15Oh, I hope he's okay.
00:55:18Okay, girl, looks like you're doing this alone.
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty?
00:55:35Is this what he usually goes for?
00:55:41Wow.
00:55:42It's like a dream.
00:55:43Where is Anderson?
00:55:45He should have come running.
00:55:49How humiliating if he doesn't come.
00:55:51Waiting for something.
00:55:53We need to talk.
00:55:54Seriously.
00:55:55Hamilton, I told you.
00:55:57It's not working out.
00:55:58Hamilton, I told you.
00:56:00It's not working out.
00:56:01So who's it working out for then?
00:56:02Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:04Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:06Am I really doing this?
00:56:08What if Portia is right and I really don't belong here?
00:56:10They're all rich and elite and I'm just me.
00:56:14Shit, I can't do it.
00:56:15Forgot to say, Carper, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:56:17Risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom.
00:56:21Oh my god.
00:56:36Is that charity girl Harper?
00:56:52That dress is fire.
00:56:55She looks so hot.
00:56:57How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:01She looks so hot.
00:57:17Finally, he's coming for me.
00:57:23Hey, food stamps.
00:57:25You look amazing.
00:57:27Yes.
00:57:29You don't look half bad yourself, trust fund?
00:57:32Yes.
00:57:35Um, yeah?
00:57:46Are you fucking kidding me?
00:57:48Welcome, seniors, to your prom.
00:57:50Tonight is for making lasting memories.
00:57:54Appreciating each other and cementing friendships
00:57:58that will support you for life.
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance.
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch.
00:58:07So, before the whole queue of jocks line up,
00:58:11how about it, food stamps?
00:58:13You're joking.
00:58:14I'm not.
00:58:15Harper, you're the most beautiful girl here.
00:58:19Obviously, because of me.
00:58:21I mean, I chose the dress and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste.
00:58:26So, how about our food stamps?
00:58:30Are we gonna dance or what?
00:58:32I still want to more than anything, but can I trust this?
00:58:38Okay.
00:58:39Put your hands here.
00:58:52Hey, not bad food stamps.
00:58:57I don't want to dance.
00:58:58No.
00:58:59No.
00:59:00No.
00:59:02No.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:16Wait.
01:00:17Anderson and Porsche were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real.
01:00:21This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Porsche.
01:00:27I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:35The new king and queen.
01:00:50Well done for the steps.
01:00:52I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:04It's true.
01:01:06Porsche broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:10I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends to love her, right?
01:01:18It's you.
01:01:19Porsche.
01:01:20Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:30I don't believe you.
01:01:32Makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Myers.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Myers know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm gonna go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're gonna make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Oh, now you're getting it.
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:52You're okay?
01:03:16I think so.
01:03:18What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:33You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:48Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:09Uh, I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:14Okay.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:26I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:43I don't understand.
01:04:45Man, why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid, right?
01:05:19Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:24Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:35Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:53No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:10Beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:21We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28I really...
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:43Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:55I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:06:57Bye.
01:07:08Bye.
01:07:13Oh, okay.
01:07:14Bye.
01:07:14entender.
01:07:23Bye.
01:07:23Bye.
01:07:24Bye.
01:07:24Bye.
01:07:25Bye.
01:07:25Bye.
01:07:26I'm sorry.
01:07:31You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:56I know they went this way.
01:08:12Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him.
01:08:16Unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag orphan is,
01:08:20he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:22He'll see that.
01:08:26How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:44Um...
01:08:47If you're worried about us being seen together,
01:08:49we don't need to hang.
01:08:52What? You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:58You're mine.
01:09:00But your dad still hates me.
01:09:03Yup.
01:09:05And you know what?
01:09:06He can go fuck himself.
01:09:08In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:14Come on.
01:09:15Hey.
01:09:16I want to be finished printing.
01:09:21Oh my God.
01:09:23It looks amazing.
01:09:25This is so good news for us.
01:09:28And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:31You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:33I think she probably sleeps like Eye of New in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:40The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is gonna finish her once and for all.
01:09:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:59This can't be happening.
01:10:00No.
01:10:01Give us a smile.
01:10:06Or, you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:11You did this?
01:10:12No.
01:10:13You did the crime, remember?
01:10:15Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:17Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom,
01:10:20so I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:22It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:25You're horrible.
01:10:26And you're a thief.
01:10:28So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:31Half of it's missing!
01:10:33What? No, no, you're a liar!
01:10:35You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:41What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch and my jewelry.
01:10:50Is this true?
01:10:51You have a police record?
01:10:52That's not true. I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:57Too funny.
01:10:58Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little chest?
01:11:02You feel bad, right?
01:11:12Tell me.
01:11:14There was this guy at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch.
01:11:23Because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25To what? To punish you?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:31You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:37Father?
01:11:38What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parsha called me.
01:11:40This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I don't want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:46Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:50Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:56That's not fair.
01:11:58You don't know her.
01:11:59As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:11What?
01:12:13Harper.
01:12:17Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:19Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:22Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:31Harper.
01:12:36Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40Come on.
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:55Do you want to receive an attack on me?
01:12:56Yes, you're right right now.
01:12:57I'm going to receive an attack on me.
01:12:58If I could search the world.
01:12:59If I could search the world.
01:13:01Call Harper.
01:13:02Carl, Hamilton.
01:13:03Call it right now.
01:13:04If I could search the world.
01:13:06I'd be happier than now.
01:13:08Call it right now.
01:13:09Call Hamilton.
01:13:10If I could search the world.
01:13:11Please, I'd be happier than now.
01:13:16Call it right now.
01:13:21You're right.
01:13:22If I get over.
01:13:26Hey.
01:13:28Hey, some shit's going down.
01:13:30Dude, look, Harper's runoff.
01:13:32I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls.
01:13:35I need you to call her.
01:13:37Hopefully she'll pick up for you.
01:13:38Please, ma'am.
01:13:39I don't know, ma'am.
01:13:40This seems like it's between you and Harper.
01:13:43Look, Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now.
01:13:46If you don't help me, she's going to disappear forever,
01:13:48and I'll never see her again.
01:13:50You've got to help me, ma'am.
01:13:51Please.
01:13:52Harper.
01:13:56Hey.
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me.
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care?
01:14:02Apologize to her.
01:14:04Do it now.
01:14:05I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things.
01:14:09I'm sorry about that.
01:14:12It's fine.
01:14:13Doesn't matter. None of it does.
01:14:15It's over now.
01:14:16Ask her if she's going to let Portia run her out of town.
01:14:19Are you really going to let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right.
01:14:24I don't belong here.
01:14:27People like her just know everything's going to be okay.
01:14:30Hasn't she ever felt that way before?
01:14:35Haven't you ever felt that way?
01:14:37Yeah, I guess.
01:14:39With Anderson.
01:14:40Even though we pretended we hated each other most of the time, it just felt safe for them.
01:14:48Ask her if she's really going to let Portia take that away from her.
01:14:52Are you really going to let Portia take that away from you?
01:15:02It was a $15,000 Breitling watch.
01:15:05You wore a man's watch.
01:15:07Brent gave me the watch because he wanted me to go out with him.
01:15:13And when I didn't go out with him, he told the police that I stole it.
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying.
01:15:22Let's hear it from Miss Leon.
01:15:24Thank you, sir.
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because, well, no one needs to steal anything.
01:15:29I took my jewelry off for Jim, and then I found it stolen.
01:15:34And the Maya, sorry, Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker.
01:15:41Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:45But it's not.
01:15:46It's the police's word, another young man's word, and Miss Leon's word against yours.
01:15:54Unless you have other evidence.
01:15:55It's not evidence, but I worked so hard for this.
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry?
01:16:05It doesn't make any sense.
01:16:07You people like you always want what they can't have.
01:16:10Is that all you have to say, Harper?
01:16:14Well, in that case, I have to cancel your scholarship.
01:16:17What?
01:16:18And report this to the police.
01:16:21No.
01:16:23Stop.
01:16:25You all will need to see this.
01:16:28You all will need to see this.
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch.
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him.
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her.
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson.
01:16:45What you got over you?
01:16:46Have some dignity.
01:16:47Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry.
01:16:56Oh, my God.
01:17:01You found it.
01:17:02Oh, thank you.
01:17:05Yeah, I found it in your bedside table.
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor.
01:17:13She'll never be one of us.
01:17:14Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is?
01:17:17She plays the victim, so we all feel sorry for her.
01:17:20We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon.
01:17:23Now, Miss Sullivan, what to make of all of this?
01:17:30Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology.
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe.
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard to help make up for this.
01:17:41Thank you, Dean Matthews and Anderson.
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me.
01:17:51My parents will kill me.
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything.
01:17:59Barbara, the way I feel about you...
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't.
01:18:06Not by a long shot.
01:18:07You might think you're in love, but this will not work.
01:18:11You'll both come to realize that.
01:18:13She's not like us.
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that.
01:18:16You'll always feel secure, and she never will.
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess.
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model.
01:18:23Four wives, all gone.
01:18:26Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met.
01:18:31Anderson, drop her.
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you.
01:18:37Every time.
01:18:38Anderson.
01:18:38You don't mean that.
01:18:40Listen clearly.
01:18:41If you want me to stay in your life, you accept Harper.
01:18:44Or I'm gone.
01:18:47I hope he's right about you.
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money.
01:18:53With all due respect, I don't really care what you think.
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:05I stood up for my girl.
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends.
01:19:16Do you want to be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know.
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:23It's a full-time job, food stamps.
01:19:24We'll probably do a lot of this.
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like, I love you, Harper.
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you.
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but...
01:19:42I think I could handle all that.
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe every day of your life.
01:19:50I love you so much, Anderson Savage.
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan.
01:19:57I love you, Harper.
01:19:59I love you, Harper.
01:20:00Miss Sullivan.
01:20:21What was this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some from me too.
01:20:28Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:30Food stamps.
01:20:37Just open it.
01:20:47It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50I don't mean to steal your thunder, but I got an early offer too.
01:20:59Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:02Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05I guess I'm going to have to try harder then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:21You know that, right?
01:21:22I do.
01:21:24I do.
01:21:24I can't imagine, I can't imagine the night.
01:21:43I do.
01:21:44I do.
01:21:45I do.
01:21:46I do.
01:21:47I do.
01:21:47I do.
01:21:48I do.
01:21:49I do.
01:21:49I do.
01:21:50I do.
01:21:50I do.
01:21:51I do.
01:21:51I do.
01:21:51I do.
01:21:51I do.
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