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00:00:00American Beach House
00:00:10American Beach House
00:00:13I know a place where dreams come true
00:00:16Summer nights with an ocean view
00:00:19Gonna give you a tour
00:00:22Of our American Beach House
00:00:26Cruisin' the beach with my girls, here we go
00:00:30In my new hot two-piece
00:00:33Oh, boys are lookin' at me
00:00:36Like I'm the next big thing
00:00:39Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:00:41Put your hands up
00:00:43Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:00:45It's a party all in our
00:00:48American Beach House
00:00:51If you're down for some Malibu heat
00:00:55You beach girls, you're in for a treat
00:00:58Live it up with my boys
00:01:01In our American Beach House
00:01:05Don't be afraid, we're alive and we're young
00:01:09Let's make some memories, let's make some
00:01:12Crazy hot love
00:01:15In our American Beach House
00:01:19Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
00:01:49It's a party all in my American Beach House.
00:01:56American Beach House.
00:01:59I'm good.
00:02:04Hey, bud, can you hold this for a second?
00:02:05Yeah.
00:02:08You won.
00:02:09It was like you and you five other.
00:02:11We all won.
00:02:12Did you guys do it online?
00:02:14I didn't know.
00:02:16I didn't know.
00:02:17I didn't know it would be everyone.
00:02:18Hey, Charlie, where are you going?
00:02:20Y'all won.
00:02:37Hello?
00:02:38Huh.
00:02:39I could get used to this.
00:02:41It's not bad.
00:02:43Not bad?
00:02:45Sorry, guys.
00:02:46Must have been something I ate.
00:02:49Something you ate.
00:02:50Yeah, you know, I noticed something back there in the van.
00:02:52W-W-W-T-M-I.
00:02:55What?
00:02:56Way, way too much information.
00:02:58Speaking of information, I know why I'm here,
00:03:01but are you guys winners too?
00:03:04And exactly what does that mean and how does that work?
00:03:06If I could have your attention, please, I think I can answer all of your questions.
00:03:14First of all, hello.
00:03:15Hi.
00:03:16Hi.
00:03:17And on behalf of Winfrey, the New Film's international digital download service, welcome.
00:03:24My name is Miss Maureen and I'm the house manager.
00:03:28You may also recognize me from the winner's notification download.
00:03:32Well, first of all, let's welcome you all.
00:03:34Uh, Charles, I hear that you're interested in, uh, technology and computers.
00:03:39A little.
00:03:40Okay.
00:03:41And Johnny, you're a college athlete?
00:03:43Yes, ma'am.
00:03:44Vincent, pre-med, yes?
00:03:46Absolutely.
00:03:47Great.
00:03:48Lola, have you decided on your masters yet?
00:03:50Not yet.
00:03:51Maggie, how's your fashion line coming along?
00:03:54Fantastic.
00:03:55You should check it out.
00:03:57And Jenna, I'm so glad you could get time off your teaching job to be with us.
00:04:01Well, as you can see, we've all researched you thoroughly as a prerequisite to your being
00:04:06invited to this beach house.
00:04:08I'm here to make sure everything during your prize winning stay runs smoothly.
00:04:12As all expense paid prize winners, each of you is entitled to your run of the house.
00:04:16Anything you want from the fridge, freezer, bar.
00:04:19Access to all the games, toys, pool, fire pit, and 40 feet of the best beachfront property
00:04:25the United States has to offer for the next seven days.
00:04:29Two rules.
00:04:30One, you all have to share in the prize.
00:04:33If one of you goes home early, you all have to go home early.
00:04:38And two, no ocean swimming after dark.
00:04:42So, anything you want to know about the house, ask me.
00:04:47Anything you want to know about the beach, ask Joe, the lifeguard.
00:04:50You'll find him on the beach from sunrise to sundown at the lifeguard shack.
00:05:01Those are the rules.
00:05:02Any questions?
00:05:03Great.
00:05:04Well, room assignments are on the board.
00:05:06All right.
00:05:07I say, let's stash all of our stuff in our rooms, heat up the hot tub, and the liquor cabinet.
00:05:12Let's get this party started, shall we?
00:05:14Woo!
00:05:15I'm in.
00:05:16Have me at liquor cabinet.
00:05:17Hells with a motherfucking yeah!
00:05:19We can do this.
00:05:20Wow.
00:05:21Okay, so I haven't decided which bikini I want to wear yet.
00:05:34You mean there's options?
00:05:35Of course.
00:05:36Cool.
00:05:37I like this purple one.
00:05:38On me or on you?
00:05:39Really?
00:05:40Yeah.
00:05:41These are my designs.
00:05:42These are all like samples.
00:05:43So I figured it would be a perfect time to test them out.
00:05:46But I think you left your steamer trunk in the hallway.
00:05:48Oh!
00:05:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:50I'll get it later.
00:05:51Dude, look.
00:05:52It's the girls' bedroom.
00:05:53You want to watch?
00:05:54What?
00:05:55You can see everything?
00:05:56Charlotte, you're such a pervert, man.
00:05:59So do you want to watch or not?
00:06:01I'm down.
00:06:02Maybe.
00:06:03Depends who's getting undressed.
00:06:05All right, ladies.
00:06:06Let's strip down and suit up.
00:06:09We'll give it a few minutes and it'll be all of them.
00:06:14There you go.
00:06:15Wait.
00:06:16Before you take anything else off.
00:06:18What?
00:06:19What's up?
00:06:20You know how in those reality shows they have hidden cameras all over?
00:06:24I have a feeling about that tech nerd.
00:06:27He might have come in here and snuck a camera somewhere.
00:06:29You know, he absolutely was the first one in the house.
00:06:32Yeah.
00:06:33But I don't know about you, but I'm not about to be recorded without my knowledge.
00:06:37Check out this app on my phone.
00:06:40It recognizes remote camera frequencies as if it were the receiver.
00:06:43What?
00:06:44Oh, yeah.
00:06:45If there's a camera in here, it'll pick it up.
00:06:46What are they doing?
00:06:47Who cares?
00:06:48Let's see if I can.
00:06:50Oh.
00:06:51What was that?
00:06:53Really?
00:06:54There's a camera in here.
00:06:55I don't know.
00:06:56Shh.
00:06:57Okay.
00:06:58It's on right now.
00:06:59Those perverts are watching us right now.
00:07:01Yeah.
00:07:02You're the Lola girl, man.
00:07:06She looks so...
00:07:07But if we report it, we might all have to go home.
00:07:09Oh, no, no, no.
00:07:10That's not happening.
00:07:11We just got here.
00:07:12Okay.
00:07:13Okay.
00:07:14First, detection.
00:07:15Then, revenge.
00:07:16Okay.
00:07:17I can work with that.
00:07:18You know what?
00:07:19They're watching.
00:07:20Let's give them something to watch and talk about.
00:07:23Music, please.
00:07:24Okay.
00:07:25Oh.
00:07:32Look at everything just bouncing.
00:07:39It's just like having clouds.
00:07:41This is what they think girls do in real life.
00:07:45Beautiful.
00:07:46Yeah, man.
00:07:47Jeez.
00:07:48Damn.
00:07:49Hey, hypnoboy.
00:07:50Transfixation, lad.
00:07:51You in there?
00:07:52Hey, the problem is, I'm not going to do it.
00:07:55I'm not going to do it.
00:07:56I'm not going to do it.
00:07:57I'm not going to do it.
00:07:58I'm not going to do it.
00:07:59I'm not going to do it.
00:08:00I'm not going to do it.
00:08:01Hey, the problem is, I'm the same way.
00:08:02Just so you know, if you're talking about Jenna, I'm going to have to kill you.
00:08:06No.
00:08:07I'm more of a Maggie type, man.
00:08:19No.
00:08:20Oh, no.
00:08:21What the fuck happened?
00:08:22It was just getting interesting.
00:08:23Okay.
00:08:24No, no, no.
00:08:25Seriously.
00:08:26Uh-oh.
00:08:27Um.
00:08:28You think they knew that we were watching them?
00:08:30Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure.
00:08:32There's a big fuck you from her right there.
00:08:34This is not good, gentlemen.
00:08:36I mean, luckily, I can rewind this, and I could replay everything, but you guys probably
00:08:42don't want to be in the room, because, I mean, if you do, that's fine.
00:08:46I really don't want to be in the room.
00:08:47I can always use an extra hand.
00:08:48I will gladly leave the room.
00:08:50I've been practicing these new techniques.
00:08:51You want us to leave, Charlie?
00:08:52No, you can stay.
00:08:53You want some alone time?
00:08:54Rub one out.
00:08:55Oh, no.
00:09:00It's not bad.
00:09:01Oh, it is.
00:09:05I know.
00:09:15Oh.
00:09:17уюл
00:09:25Oh, man, I can't take it.
00:09:45Which one?
00:09:47Maggie, the brunette.
00:09:49Mmm.
00:09:50Good taste.
00:09:51But, you know, there's not a bad apple in that whole bunch there, buddy.
00:09:54It's so frustrating.
00:09:56I don't think she even knows I exist.
00:09:58Well, then you have to make sure she does.
00:10:02Wait, no offense.
00:10:04You think I'm going to take romantic advice from an old lifeguard?
00:10:08Oh, nice.
00:10:10I'll answer that in two parts.
00:10:12Number one, I'm hung like a orangutan.
00:10:15Hey, big guy.
00:10:16You got enough air down there?
00:10:17Number two, all this talk about how men think that women think that size doesn't matter, it's BS, man.
00:10:26I mean, look at me.
00:10:27I'm an okay-looking guy.
00:10:28I mean, I got a pretty good physique, natural tan and everything.
00:10:32But all I do is sit up there in that tower and wait for them to come to me.
00:10:36If I don't mind saying so myself, I have saved my fair share of relationships.
00:10:41Because when I'm not up in that tower, I'm a marriage counselor in Santa Monica.
00:10:46Dr. Joe, the lifeguard, marriage counselor McKay, at your service.
00:10:50You're kidding, right?
00:10:51About which part?
00:10:52The marriage counseling part?
00:10:53No, not the part getting more sex than a man can handle in a lifetime.
00:10:58It's true, man.
00:11:00It's true.
00:11:01But I'll be honest with you.
00:11:03It's not enough that you want them.
00:11:05They have to pick you.
00:11:07So how do we make that happen here?
00:11:09Okay, now listen up, because I'm only going to tell you this once, all right?
00:11:12I want you to go down to the pier, get a candle.
00:11:15And then tonight, I want you to stand outside of her bedroom window.
00:11:18Not too close, mind you.
00:11:20Yeah, don't want to creep her out.
00:11:23Are you sure about this?
00:11:25Just stand outside of her window, okay?
00:11:27With your lit candle, selfless in your vigil.
00:11:31Through rain or shine.
00:11:40Whoa.
00:11:41Whoa.
00:11:41Dude.
00:11:41Wow.
00:11:41Look at that.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:46Woo!
00:11:46Woo!
00:11:46Come on.
00:11:50Woo!
00:11:51Woo!
00:11:52Yeah, buddy!
00:11:54Awesome!
00:11:59I like it.
00:11:59Woo!
00:12:00Woo!
00:12:04Woo!
00:12:07All right.
00:12:08Let's do it again.
00:12:08Woo!
00:12:10Woo!
00:12:11Woo!
00:12:12Woo!
00:12:12Woo!
00:12:13Woo!
00:12:14Woo!
00:12:15Woo!
00:12:16Woo!
00:12:16Yeah, buddy!
00:12:17I will see you in the morning.
00:12:47Ladies, good night.
00:12:49Good night.
00:12:50What about your jacket?
00:12:52Keep it.
00:12:53So I can recognize it.
00:12:55Next time I see you.
00:13:14Mind if I join you?
00:13:16Of course.
00:13:17Get in.
00:13:18This is one of the perks of the job.
00:13:21Next to meeting nice new people like you.
00:13:23So what exactly do you do?
00:13:25Oh, I'm a lot of different things.
00:13:27House manager.
00:13:29Sometimes cook.
00:13:31Yoga instructor.
00:13:33Tour guide.
00:13:34Friend if someone ever needs one.
00:13:36I'd like to try the yoga if I can.
00:13:387am out here tomorrow morning.
00:13:40No.
00:13:41And when's the second class?
00:13:43If anyone would know second class, it'd be good.
00:13:46Nice.
00:13:47Oh, God.
00:13:50That was a big splash.
00:13:53I do like foreplay.
00:13:54Especially when he knows what he's doing.
00:13:55Of course.
00:13:56Okay, so I have a confession to make.
00:14:10I haven't actually done it.
00:14:15You've got to be kidding me.
00:14:17I know.
00:14:18I'm a nasty little teaser girl.
00:14:21But I was raised old fashioned, so yeah.
00:14:24I'm a virgin.
00:14:25And I'm okay with that.
00:14:27But I do everything else.
00:14:30Not really everything.
00:14:31So you're waiting for the honeymoon?
00:14:33No.
00:14:34Nothing like that.
00:14:36When I meet the right guy, I'll know it.
00:14:38What about you, Lola?
00:14:40Lover.
00:14:41Boyfriend.
00:14:42Ex-husband.
00:14:43Ex-murderer.
00:14:44I've actually never been in love.
00:14:47I don't even know what love feels like.
00:14:50Miss Maureen?
00:14:53Oh, just Maureen.
00:14:55Um, let's just say that love and I are old and dear friends.
00:15:02But there's nothing quite like the feeling of being in love.
00:15:06Or giving to someone.
00:15:10Or the high of being in love.
00:15:12I guess...
00:15:15I don't have a clue.
00:15:17Trust yourself.
00:15:18You'll know.
00:15:20Well, I guess I'm gonna call it a night.
00:15:23Or take a long walk on the beach.
00:15:25I haven't decided yet.
00:15:26Hmm.
00:15:27Yeah, well...
00:15:28Bedtime for me.
00:15:30And then...
00:15:31Yoga at the ass crack of dawn.
00:15:34Me too.
00:15:36Thanks for your advice, Maureen.
00:15:53Come out.
00:16:10Come out.
00:16:15It's okay.
00:16:16Sorry if I creeped you out.
00:16:27Um...
00:16:28I was...
00:16:29I was looking at Maggie.
00:16:31She's so beautiful.
00:16:33And...
00:16:34Well, now...
00:16:36You...
00:16:37There's nothing wrong with looking.
00:16:44Have you tried telling her?
00:16:46Uh...
00:16:47Yeah, I could never do that.
00:16:49Well, never say never.
00:16:51I think you can man up quite nicely if given the chance.
00:16:55Could you hand me my robe on your way up?
00:17:07Yeah.
00:17:08I could...
00:17:19Oh!
00:17:20Oh!
00:17:29That's your robe?
00:17:30The blue one.
00:17:50You could just leave it here.
00:17:51Right.
00:17:52You could just leave it here.
00:17:53Right.
00:17:54Uh-huh.
00:17:55I'm just gonna...
00:17:56Come here.
00:17:57.
00:18:06Uh-huh.
00:18:07I'm just gonna...
00:18:11Come here.
00:18:13Come here.
00:18:14.
00:18:45Hey, it's you.
00:19:01I thought I'd seen all I was going to see of you tonight.
00:19:04What are you doing out here?
00:19:06Couldn't sleep.
00:19:08Why not?
00:19:09I was thinking about you.
00:19:12Oh?
00:19:12Jenna, Jenna, wherefore art thou?
00:19:18With love's light wings, these stony limits cannot hold the love out.
00:19:24Wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?
00:19:29And what satisfaction canst thou have tonight?
00:19:33Well, he didn't write it like this, but Shakespeare, he would say, come down to me.
00:19:39Um, yeah, give me a minute.
00:19:41Come on, I got you.
00:19:43I'll catch you.
00:19:44Are you sure?
00:19:45Yeah.
00:19:46Come down.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:48Piece of cake.
00:19:50Ready?
00:19:50Ready.
00:19:51Ready?
00:19:52Go.
00:19:52Are you okay?
00:19:55The crotch is on my face.
00:19:58Was that catch me or crotch me?
00:20:01Crotch is on my face.
00:20:04Crotch me.
00:20:05Got it.
00:20:05I kind of like it.
00:20:07Wait.
00:20:08You like that?
00:20:09Wait.
00:20:10Shh.
00:20:10Stop.
00:20:11Somebody's coming.
00:20:12He's coming.
00:20:13Stop.
00:20:14Stop.
00:20:15Somebody's coming.
00:20:23Are you okay, dear?
00:20:26Half-year-old by yourself?
00:20:28Um, yeah.
00:20:32Yeah.
00:20:34Uh-huh.
00:20:36Oh, you happen to be sitting right here on my favorite walking path to the beach.
00:20:42Uh-huh.
00:20:42Oh, I need to exercise to burn off all my excess sexual energy.
00:21:00So, uh, did you come here with a group?
00:21:03Or you're by yourself?
00:21:06Um, I...
00:21:08It's just, no.
00:21:09I mean, uh, it's just me.
00:21:12Oh, uh-huh.
00:21:13Oh, uh-huh.
00:21:14Oh, uh-huh.
00:21:14Oh, oh, uh-huh.
00:21:15Oh, dear, you're shivering.
00:21:17Oh, uh-huh.
00:21:17Is there anything?
00:21:19Anything else?
00:21:21Else that I can, uh, that I can do for you?
00:21:25Ma'am?
00:21:25Ma'am?
00:21:25Ma'am?
00:21:26Oh.
00:21:27Oh, God!
00:21:28Would you want a blanket?
00:21:29Oh!
00:21:31Oh, no, no.
00:21:32Oh, here.
00:21:32Here, take my shawl.
00:21:34No, here.
00:21:36No, uh-huh.
00:21:37Oh, uh-huh.
00:21:37Well, is that better?
00:21:39Ah!
00:21:40Ah!
00:21:41Ah!
00:21:41Ah!
00:21:42Ah!
00:21:42Ah!
00:21:43Ah!
00:21:43Ah!
00:21:50Peek-a-boo!
00:21:52I see you.
00:21:54Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:21:56Aw.
00:21:57Was it as good for you as was for me, young fella?
00:22:01Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:22:03Me, too.
00:22:04Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:22:05Oh, Jesus, lady.
00:22:06Oh, jeez.
00:22:07Oh, jeez.
00:22:08I'm going to leave you my number with Miss Maureen, okay?
00:22:11Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:22:14Oh, oh.
00:22:15Oh.
00:22:16And I'm right down the road in the assisted living facility.
00:22:19Oh, got it.
00:22:20Okay.
00:22:21And young lady, you need to share.
00:22:23It's important.
00:22:24Bye.
00:22:25Thanks.
00:22:26Bye, guys.
00:22:27What do you have to say for yourself?
00:22:34Thank you, I guess.
00:22:57Seriously, rogue sharks are not a real thing.
00:23:18They're just people getting mistaken for seals all the time.
00:23:21That's why shark attacks occur.
00:23:22Seriously?
00:23:23What are you doing launching around for?
00:23:25I need your help.
00:23:28First of all, I'm not lounging around.
00:23:32I'm cooling down after my yoga workout.
00:23:35Okay, you caught me.
00:23:36I'm icing my cooch.
00:23:38Trying to see if it will ever work again.
00:23:41I think I split something in half.
00:23:44I need to work on my downward dog, you know what I mean?
00:23:47Yeah.
00:23:48Yeah, okay, help me up.
00:23:50Help me up.
00:23:51No, not you.
00:23:52All right, you're done.
00:23:54What do you need my help with?
00:23:57Well, Lolo was jogging on the beach, and she found a baby seal in distress.
00:24:07She went and got Joe the lifeguard, and he called the vet.
00:24:11Will you grab the door?
00:24:13Yeah.
00:24:14Really nice guy.
00:24:16He took the seal to the Marine Mammal Institute, and now Lolo wants to throw a benefit party
00:24:24to help raise money to kill the seal.
00:24:28How'd I do?
00:24:29Not bad.
00:24:30Party?
00:24:31Hell yeah.
00:24:32I'm in.
00:24:35Well, Maggie's in.
00:24:37So am I.
00:24:38You were already in.
00:24:39Really?
00:24:40Yep.
00:24:41I'm thinking we can do it here.
00:24:42Out here?
00:24:43Yeah, yeah.
00:24:44I'm seeing a live band, maybe a couple hundred people, cocktails, a rave.
00:24:50Oh yeah, this is going to be good.
00:24:52I mean, there is a whole stipulation about the try not to break anything rule, but I'm
00:24:57sure we can talk that over with Maureen.
00:24:59So you've done this before?
00:25:00Oh yeah, yeah.
00:25:01It's just like a runway show without the models.
00:25:04Less bitching involved.
00:25:05And who knows what else I can wrangle up by Friday night.
00:25:08By the way, I decided the parts on Friday.
00:25:11Yay!
00:25:12Not you.
00:25:20Hey, uh, excuse me.
00:25:22You got a quick second?
00:25:24Um, sure.
00:25:25What's up?
00:25:26Nice to meet you, man.
00:25:27I'm Andy West.
00:25:28Friends call me Andy West Coast.
00:25:29It's a little joke.
00:25:30I'm a talent agent.
00:25:31It's literally my job.
00:25:32Go around scouting people.
00:25:34Look for fresh faces like yourself.
00:25:35My card.
00:25:36Yeah?
00:25:37Yeah.
00:25:38I'm sure you hear this all the time.
00:25:39But you, my friend.
00:25:41You've got the face for film and TV.
00:25:44So, so what if I was interested?
00:25:46Do you have any head shots?
00:25:47No, what's that?
00:25:48A drink?
00:25:49Ha ha!
00:25:50You're funny, buddy.
00:25:51Going up to the bartender and being like,
00:25:52Hey, bartender, let me get a little head shot on the rocks.
00:25:55No, no, no.
00:25:56But seriously, seriously.
00:25:57Uh, they're just pictures, man.
00:25:59Usually done by a professional.
00:26:00You got those?
00:26:01I don't.
00:26:02Look, here's what I'm going to do, man.
00:26:03I'm going to get my guy on this.
00:26:04He's going to take care of you, all right?
00:26:05Just do me a favor.
00:26:06Just be here tomorrow.
00:26:07Same place, same time.
00:26:08Sure.
00:26:09Awesome.
00:26:10Do me a favor, all right?
00:26:11Wear some of the little fancier white shirt.
00:26:14Ah, ah, hold up.
00:26:15That might be the commission, man.
00:26:16You've got to take this tomorrow, right?
00:26:18Yeah, ah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:19Uh-huh.
00:26:31Selfless, in your vigil.
00:26:42Selfless, through rain or shine.
00:26:45Through rain or shine.
00:26:46Through rain or shine.
00:26:47With the rain on the cold.
00:26:48Thanks, Frank.
00:26:49Good morning, sailors.
00:26:50Some rain storm we had last night, huh?
00:26:51Whatcha doin'?
00:26:52Morning, sailors.
00:27:01Some rainstorm we had last night, huh?
00:27:10What you doing?
00:27:12Well, you've all been such good boys.
00:27:17I decided to make you my special, irresistible, almost instant chocolate pudding.
00:27:24Really?
00:27:25Mm-hmm.
00:27:25Very nice of you.
00:27:27Oh, no, it's nothing.
00:27:28And you guys really deserve it.
00:27:47What you got there, some free samples for?
00:27:49Absolutely not.
00:27:49Not until it's finished.
00:28:13Are those dolphins?
00:28:14They're all right out there.
00:28:15I love dolphins, huh?
00:28:16No, I think so.
00:28:17I think I really see them.
00:28:18I see a single.
00:28:19Oh, pudding.
00:28:20Can I have some?
00:28:22You know, actually, it's just for the boys.
00:28:25Oh, really?
00:28:27Yeah, it's special guy pudding.
00:28:29Guy pudding?
00:28:30Mm-hmm.
00:28:30I've never heard of that.
00:28:32You know, I was wondering about some of those yoga poses.
00:28:34You want to show me some?
00:28:35Sure.
00:28:36I'll show you.
00:28:37And now let's get it out of the pudding.
00:28:40Eat up, boys.
00:28:41Oh, yeah.
00:28:42That's the stuff.
00:28:42This is some of the best pudding I've ever eaten.
00:28:43The best.
00:28:44Oh, thanks.
00:28:45What's the special ingredient?
00:28:46What do you mean?
00:28:47What makes it taste so good?
00:28:48Well, my mom taught me how to make it, and she always said that the special ingredient was love.
00:29:08Oh, love.
00:29:11That's nice, isn't it?
00:29:12Well, I'll catch you guys later, and I hope it all comes out all right.
00:29:20I don't know what you meant by that.
00:29:23Women.
00:29:24They always say things that don't even make sense.
00:29:30Mm-hmm.
00:29:32That is awesome.
00:29:34Mm.
00:29:38Oh, that's so good.
00:30:08Revenge is sweet.
00:30:20Especially when it's pudding.
00:30:24Battle stations?
00:30:25Battle stations!
00:30:27So, she's on the phone?
00:30:29Yep.
00:30:29Okay.
00:30:30It's only a matter of time.
00:30:32Okay.
00:30:33Now we wait.
00:30:35What are you two up to?
00:30:37Nothing.
00:30:37Really?
00:30:39Uh-huh.
00:30:40Out with it, or I'll tickle it out of you.
00:30:42Double dog dare you.
00:30:44Really?
00:30:44Uh-huh.
00:30:45Really?
00:30:45No, no, no!
00:30:46I'm kidding!
00:30:46I'm kidding!
00:30:46I'm kidding!
00:30:46I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:47I'm kidding!
00:30:48I'm kidding!
00:30:48Okay!
00:30:48Okay!
00:30:49Are you going to tell me?
00:30:49Are you going to tell me?
00:30:50Yes!
00:30:50Yes!
00:30:51Yes!
00:30:53Okay!
00:30:53All right.
00:30:54So, Lola wanted to get back at the boys for their little camera gags, so she planted their camera
00:31:03on their own toilet.
00:31:04I modified it!
00:31:05Ew!
00:31:06Why?
00:31:06Ew is right, but I use gloves.
00:31:09Sanitary.
00:31:10Okay, so here's the best part.
00:31:12Then I may or may not have fed them chocolate pudding with laxatives.
00:31:19Oh, my God!
00:31:20Oh, my God!
00:31:21Yes!
00:31:22It's only a matter of time before we'll be able to see and hear the results of our little
00:31:26experiment.
00:31:27Guys, guys, who wants to go play some sand football, huh?
00:31:32Yeah?
00:31:33Maybe we can get the girls to join?
00:31:34Oh!
00:31:35Oh!
00:31:36Oh!
00:31:37Oh!
00:31:38Oh!
00:31:39Oh!
00:31:40What the hell?
00:31:41No!
00:31:42No!
00:31:43Oh!
00:31:44Oh!
00:31:45Oh!
00:31:46Oh!
00:31:47Oh!
00:31:48Oh!
00:31:49Oh!
00:31:50Oh, my God!
00:31:51Must have been something he ate.
00:31:54You guys have the weakest stomachs.
00:31:56Oh!
00:31:57Oh!
00:31:58Oh!
00:31:59Oh!
00:32:00Oh!
00:32:01Oh!
00:32:02Oh!
00:32:03Oh!
00:32:04Oh!
00:32:05Oh!
00:32:06Oh!
00:32:07Oh!
00:32:08Oh!
00:32:09Oh!
00:32:10Oh!
00:32:11Oh!
00:32:12Oh!
00:32:13Oh!
00:32:14Oh!
00:32:15Oh!
00:32:16Oh!
00:32:17Oh!
00:32:18Oh!
00:32:19Oh, baby blue whales.
00:32:22Oh!
00:32:23Oh!
00:32:24Oh!
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:26Oh!
00:32:27Johnny!
00:32:28Johnny?
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:31Oh!
00:32:32Oh!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Ah!
00:32:35Oh, my God!
00:32:36Johnny?
00:32:37Dude!
00:32:38Ah!
00:32:39Oh!
00:32:40Oh!
00:32:41Oh!
00:32:42Oh!
00:32:43Oh!
00:32:44Oh!
00:32:45Oh!
00:32:46Sorry, dude.
00:32:47Oh!
00:32:48Ow!
00:32:51Ugh! I can't.
00:32:53Oh my god, Johnny, no!
00:33:01Shit, the size of a watermelon.
00:33:15Oh, shit!
00:33:16Oh, you too?
00:33:18Oh my god!
00:33:19Oh, oh, oh!
00:33:22Oh!
00:33:23Oh!
00:33:24Oh!
00:33:25Oh!
00:33:26Oh!
00:33:27Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
00:33:30That is disgusting, it's killing.
00:33:33Warlord time!
00:33:36Oh, yeah!
00:33:38Yes!
00:33:39Oh, oh.
00:33:42Oh, that was amazing.
00:33:44Oh, I lost five pounds.
00:33:46I think I lost five pounds.
00:33:48Oh, the abs feel good.
00:33:50Whew.
00:33:52Oh, fuck.
00:33:53Oh, fuck.
00:33:54Oh, fuck.
00:33:55Oh, fuck.
00:33:56Oh, not again.
00:34:02Oh, shit.
00:34:03Sorry, dude.
00:34:04Sorry, dude.
00:34:05No!
00:34:06Dude!
00:34:07Dude!
00:34:08Dude!
00:34:09I'm boasting!
00:34:13I can't!
00:34:14I can't!
00:34:15I can't!
00:34:22A little self-prop.
00:34:23What about the work?
00:34:24This is going on the internet, right?
00:34:26Yeah.
00:34:27How many YouTube hits do you think we're gonna get for that?
00:34:29A shitload?
00:34:31Literally!
00:34:32No!
00:34:36Bitches must die.
00:34:42Group meeting.
00:34:43Group meeting.
00:34:45What the hell is that thing?
00:34:46Oh, this is, um, my special little surveillance camera.
00:34:51I found it in our bathroom.
00:34:53And in my other hand, I have hard evidence
00:34:55that we were poisoned by that bitch, witch, whatever.
00:34:59Fished I out of the trash myself.
00:35:01The proof, gentlemen, is in the pudding.
00:35:05So they hid your little creeper cam on us.
00:35:09Then they took these laxatives and stuck them in our delicious chocolate pudding?
00:35:13You know, it was actually pretty funny.
00:35:15I mean...
00:35:16Yeah!
00:35:17It's probably on the web by now.
00:35:18If I know that Lola, damn her.
00:35:20If she wants to declare war, then so be it.
00:35:24Dude, I doubt she put it on the internet.
00:35:27And come on, man.
00:35:28You need to lighten up.
00:35:29Funny is funny.
00:35:30You hid the damn spy cam in the room when you starred this.
00:35:33Just the same.
00:35:34Look, we need to make them feel a lot guiltier about this.
00:35:38And maybe I can get guilt sex out of Maggie.
00:35:42I mean, I'll even settle for a video that I can view on my own in my spare time.
00:35:48Or I'll take an even...
00:35:49I'm so sorry.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:12I'll take an even though.
00:36:13Whatever!
00:36:15I don't know.
00:36:16I've seen anyone as well.
00:36:17Oc.
00:36:18I know they were watching this.
00:36:19I'm so sorry.
00:36:20Not as sweet as you're not.
00:36:21I can't even read a lot of escuela in the world.
00:36:22I can't even read my book.
00:36:23Now, that's not what they were watching.
00:36:25I don't believe on that.
00:36:26I can't even read a lot of escuela.
00:36:27I know they're going down there.
00:36:28I can't read a lot of them.
00:36:29I know they're saying.
00:36:30Oh, my God!
00:36:31I'm so sorry!
00:36:32They're going to read a lot of people!
00:36:33I thought they were wrong!
00:36:34I can't even read this.
00:36:35I think I'm so sorry about things.
00:36:36I can't even read these books.
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