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00:00Victoria?
00:25Victoria?
00:27Victoria!
00:29No!
00:31No!
00:33No!
00:34No!
00:35No, Victoria!
00:37Victoria, no!
00:38Is she... gone?
00:50I will find you again.
00:53No matter how long it takes.
00:57No!
00:58No!
00:59No!
01:00No!
01:01No!
01:02No!
01:03No!
01:04No!
01:05No!
01:08No!
01:09No!
01:10No!
01:11No!
01:14No!
01:15Yes!
01:18Oh shit. Sorry, I...
01:44Victoria.
01:45Oh no, I'm not. My name's Liz.
01:54I'm new here. I just moved in with my aunt.
01:58You know, or I guess technically my second aunt once removed, you know?
02:02I don't know, we're actually not that close, you know, I just...
02:07Oh, were you not talking to me?
02:15Okay then.
02:17Victoria.
02:18Why does everyone keep calling me that?
02:29I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm Liz.
02:34All right. It's a pleasure to meet you, Liz. I'm Troy. Now if you'll excuse me for just a minute.
02:43Hey, new girl. Word of advice? Put your tongue back in your mouth.
02:48Those two wouldn't waste a second on someone with that top or shoes and face.
02:53It's her! It's Victoria. I can't believe you didn't say anything this second...
02:58Hey, new girl. Word of advice?
03:01Put your tongue back in your mouth.
03:05Those two wouldn't waste a second on someone with that top,
03:09or shoes, and face.
03:14It's her. It's Victoria.
03:17I can't believe you didn't say anything this second.
03:20God, even her blood smells the same.
03:22Now we can finally stay away from her.
03:25What?
03:26This is the only way we can protect her.
03:29Being with me killed her, Troy.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Being with you.
03:36She deserves to live a long, full life.
03:41And without vampires.
03:46The moment I saw her, I knew I had to let her go.
03:49You let her go. Me? I'm going after her.
03:53You had your chance with her in the last lifetime, and you fucked it up.
03:56This time, I'm not letting you get in my way.
03:59She's mine.
04:05Now, where were we?
04:06Oh, right. You said you could use a lab partner?
04:09Preferably one who's totally gorgeous and utterly charming.
04:12I think we've already been assigned.
04:15Could you tell me who James Stepford is?
04:20That'd be my brother.
04:24You said I would never see you again.
04:29Maybe I would hold you then.
04:31It'll be longer.
04:33Maybe I would hold you then.
04:36It'll be longer.
04:40Oooh!
04:54Hi.
05:00Friendly, aren't you?
05:05You know, it's polite to look at someone when they're talking to you.
05:08I'm talking to you.
05:18Would you be a good girl?
05:24Let me taste you.
05:38What's wrong?
05:40I...
05:42Nothing.
05:44It's just...
05:46You're freezing.
05:50Did I ask for you to touch me?
05:52By all means, please.
05:54Keep your distance.
05:56My pleasure.
06:19Hi.
06:20Is this the photo club?
06:22Yes! Finally another artist in this godforsaken town.
06:25I'm Rose.
06:26The club's founder, president, and treasurer.
06:28I'm also the next day in artist.
06:30I'm Liz.
06:31Recent transfer and hopeful member.
06:34Membership granted.
06:35So, how was the first day?
06:37Anything catch your eye?
06:39Anyone?
06:40Uh...
06:41I met these brothers.
06:43Troy and James?
06:45The Stepfords?
06:46They actually spoke to you?
06:48They don't talk to anyone.
06:49They live in that creepy old mansion up the road,
06:51but they totally keep to themselves.
06:53They're freaks.
06:54Gorgeous freaks, but still freaks.
06:56You feel?
07:01Oh my god.
07:03Does New Girl have a crush?
07:06Or two?
07:07No, of course not.
07:08First thing, she's already torn between two brothers.
07:10Okay.
07:11I like a freaky girl.
07:13I can already tell we're gonna be best friends.
07:15Okay.
07:16First things first.
07:17I'm gonna give you a tour.
07:18And then we'll get down to the business of love.
07:20Pro tip.
07:21You should get one of them to model for you.
07:23The key to every man's heart is through his ego.
07:26Okay.
07:28Hello?
07:30Gretchen!
07:31I survived my first week!
07:38Want Gretchen?
07:41Hello?
07:43Want Gretchen?
07:44What?
07:45Want Gretchen?
07:49James!
07:50What are you?
07:51How do you know where I live?
07:52What are you doing here?
07:53I had a bad feeling.
07:54You had a bad feeling that my aunt was killed?
07:55I don't understand.
07:56What's important is that you're not safe here.
08:01Hey.
08:02Hey.
08:03Hey.
08:04Hey.
08:05Hey.
08:06Hey.
08:07Hey.
08:08Hey.
08:09Hey.
08:10Hey.
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08:30Hey.
08:32Hey.
08:33Hey.
08:34Hey.
08:35Hey.
08:36Hey.
08:37Hey.
08:38Hey.
08:40Hey.
08:42Hey.
08:44Hey.
08:45Hey.
08:46Hey.
08:47Hey.
08:48Hey, you're okay.
08:49You're okay.
08:50You're okay.
08:51Were you close?
08:52I only met her a few days ago but she's the only family I had left.
08:53our house you'll spend the night with us
08:57troy what did you call him or something she is not coming to our place what you want to just
09:05leave her here fresh meat for whoever whatever did that i told you we have to stay away then
09:14what were you doing holding her look i don't give a shit what you do i'm not leaving her again
09:21move please just until the police get this sorted out we can protect you less
09:30are you sure i'm sure
09:51you live here
10:00it's beautiful
10:04and it suits you
10:07make yourself at home
10:12what happened you hurt i'm fine it's just a cut
10:22um guys are you okay
10:32don't
10:37i don't know why we brought you here
10:50well sorry my aunt's death is such an inconvenience for you
10:55seriously what's your problem
10:57you are my problem what did i do to you why do you hate me so much
11:05better
11:27for the record
11:33i never said i hated you
11:36just
11:39you never survived me
11:45i'm a lot stronger than i looked
11:52i can't
11:59you just
12:00you need to go
12:03go
12:11go
12:17Some day, huh?
12:40Some fucking day.
12:44I think I know how to take your mind off it.
12:47Come on.
13:03Wanna try it?
13:05Here.
13:13Here. Allow me.
13:16Right there.
13:19Okay.
13:21Yes. Lower.
13:25There you go.
13:27Now.
13:28Let go.
13:29Let go.
13:33Are you fucking kidding me?
13:38I can smell their blood on your breath.
13:40Fucking hypocrite. You tasted her.
13:42Did you tell her what we are?
13:43No.
13:44And I don't plan on it.
13:45Well, I think she deserves to know.
13:49Well, I think she deserves to know.
13:57Stop. I'm calling an ambulance.
14:01Whoa.
14:03What the hell are you doing?
14:04We have to get him to the hospital.
14:05You're such an asshole.
14:08Calm down, alright?
14:09I'm okay.
14:11Liz.
14:14Stop.
14:16Look.
14:17James and I are...
14:18James and I are...
14:19James and I are...
14:20What are you?
14:21Something dangerous.
14:22You wouldn't hurt me.
14:23I could break you.
14:24I'm not scared of you.
14:26I'm not scared of you.
14:27I'm scared of you.
14:28I'm scared of you.
14:29I'm scared of you.
14:30You don't want to hurt me.
14:33But...
14:34But...
14:36But...
14:37How?
14:39James and I...
14:41We're different.
14:42What are you?
14:44Something dangerous.
14:46You wouldn't hurt me.
14:48I could break you.
14:52I'm not scared of you.
14:54how about now
14:59you're
15:01I'm a vampire
15:05we both are sweetheart
15:08this isn't real
15:11it can't be
15:12I know we look awfully dreamy but
15:14we're real as can be
15:16wanna touch
15:19whoever killed your aunts was a vampire too
15:23they made it look like a wild animal attack
15:25or
15:26that's what the police will think
15:28but
15:29why her
15:32you'll have to stay with us till we find out
15:39we'll keep you safe
15:40are
15:43are you going to bite me
15:46never
15:47only if you ask very nicely
15:49don't you fucking dare
15:51don't worry
15:57we won't leave your side
15:59alright
15:59I promise
16:01everyone's staring
16:23should we give them a show
16:26absolutely not
16:28excuse me
16:29best friend business
16:33it's okay
16:36I'll see you in class
16:38oh my gosh
16:47I'm so sorry about your aunt
16:49I mean a freak wild animal accident
16:51what the fuck
16:52are you okay
16:53you shouldn't be here
16:54you should be at home
16:55home's not really an option right now
16:57I'm staying with the Stepfords while I just
16:59what
16:59yeah
17:01because
17:02you know I didn't want to stay there alone
17:03so the Stepfords said I had to
17:05I could stay with them
17:06excuse me
17:06are you telling me
17:08you're smack dab in the middle of a love triangle
17:10between two brothers
17:11R.I.P. Aunt Gretchen
17:13but damn girl
17:16that's not
17:17I don't think they see me like that
17:23um
17:25I think they do
17:26two sexy ass brothers competing over the same girl
17:29I bet
17:31they fight over who takes you to Saints and Sinners this Friday
17:33hopefully with their shirts off
17:35wait what's Saints and Sinners?
17:38biggest party of the year
17:38everybody goes
17:40and I have a feeling
17:41you'll be there
17:41with a devil on each shoulder
17:43you've been getting closer
17:49the back of my head
17:51trying to see what's in it
17:54so I'll let you
17:55all right
17:56and I'll let you
18:00I'll let you
18:00I'll let you
18:01I'll let you
18:01I don't know.
18:31Shouldn't you be asleep?
18:53Right back at you.
18:57Creature of the night.
18:59Remember?
19:00Well, I can't sleep in this house.
19:06It's old and creaky.
19:10And I'm scared, all right?
19:14I could stay with you.
19:25Just until you fall asleep.
19:31Can you stop staring?
19:55I'm watching over you.
19:56It's creepy.
19:58It comes with the territory.
20:00So, how do you, like, you know?
20:07Feed?
20:12Well, that depends on the vampire.
20:21See, my brother and I, we typically hunt animals.
20:24So, you don't like eat people?
20:31No, we don't like eat people.
20:33We feed.
20:36We don't kill.
20:40Plus, feeding's about more than just taking.
20:45It's about giving, too.
20:49You can be quite pleasurable for both parties.
20:54Really?
20:56How so?
21:01I'm hungry for you.
21:11I'm hungry for you.
21:16I'm hungry for you.
21:17Didn't anyone ever tell you not to tease a predator?
21:19I'm hungry for you.
21:21I'm hungry for you.
21:25You need to sleep.
21:35Wait.
21:38Could you hold me?
21:42I thought I was freezing.
21:45I run hot.
22:05I'm going out of my mind.
22:35I'm going out of my mind.
22:40In the night, I'm darkened.
22:56James? Troy?
23:05Hey, good morning.
23:07I made you breakfast.
23:09Pancakes and eggs and bacon and garlic sausage and hash browns.
23:14Wait, garlic sausage?
23:16That's a myth.
23:17Sun doesn't hurt either.
23:18A wooden stake to the heart, however, will kill us.
23:22Good to know.
23:24Oh, yeah?
23:25You know we're also, like, super strong, right?
23:29Want to see how far I can throw you?
23:32Don't you dare.
23:33I'm coming for you.
23:34I know.
23:44Sorry, I, uh...
23:46Don't worry about it.
23:49Eat up.
23:50I gotta go catch my breakfast.
24:04What's all this?
24:10Troy made it for me.
24:12He said he went out to hunt.
24:14You can join him if you want.
24:15I'll be fine.
24:18I'm not leaving you.
24:21Aren't you hungry?
24:26Starving.
24:27You said it feels good, right?
24:28To bite me.
24:29You can if you want.
24:41You can if you want.
24:42You can if you want.
25:01Oh, my God! Troy!
25:02So much for staying away.
25:04I didn't do anything.
25:08And neither were you.
25:10Stop! Let him go!
25:12She deserves to live a long, healthy, human life this time!
25:17This time?
25:19You want a fella to be my guest.
25:21But I'm not gonna.
25:22You want a fella to be my guest.
25:23But I'm not gonna.
25:24I'm not gonna.
25:25I'm not gonna.
25:26I'm not gonna.
25:27I'm not gonna.
25:28I'm not gonna.
25:29I'm not gonna.
25:30She's here.
25:35Let's get upstairs.
25:36What?
25:37Go!
25:40Oh, boy.
25:44Mommy's home.
25:48Do you miss me?
25:49You're not.
25:50Our.
25:51Mother.
25:52Mother-maker.
25:53What's the difference, pet?
25:55What are you doing here, Helena?
25:57Silly boys.
25:59You think I can't feel you falling in love all over again?
26:03I'm your creator.
26:05You can't hide from me.
26:09Where is she?
26:14Where is she?
26:16Where's Victoria?
26:20She's not here.
26:23I know she's here.
26:25She reeks.
26:27Like her aunt.
26:28You killed her.
26:30It was an accident.
26:32I scared her.
26:34She slipped, hit her head, and...
26:37I made a meal of it.
26:40But I was hoping to kill your precious little Vicky.
26:44I would have done it the same day, except you showed up before I could.
26:50But hey, what are second chances for?
26:54Right?
26:55Over my dead body.
26:57Kind of an empty threat when you're already dead.
26:59Oh, darling.
27:00When I changed you all those years ago, I promised to protect you from all manner of danger.
27:13That includes whiny, little reincarnated bitches.
27:18You know, she might look like her, but she doesn't even come close.
27:27She means nothing to me.
27:30Good.
27:31Then you can get rid of her.
27:35And we can be a happy family again.
27:38Won't that be nice?
27:41I let you have your fun.
27:43I let you roam free and play human.
27:49But it's over now.
27:52You can come home.
27:55To your maker.
27:59I'll let you say your goodbyes in private.
28:04Ta-ta.
28:05Monster!
28:12Liz is Victoria.
28:15This time I'm not letting you-
28:16Relax.
28:18Just needed to buy her some time.
28:21Now, Liz, come down here.
28:25Liz!
28:26I thought you needed permission to enter.
28:33Not when it's my fucking house.
28:34So what?
28:35That means you're entitled to everything in it?
28:38That's right.
28:42You're mine.
28:44Now, where do you think you're going?
28:46I'm going to the saints and sinners party.
28:50Do you not understand that your life is in danger?
28:54What do you care?
28:56I meant nothing to you.
29:10I forbid you from leaving this house.
29:26Go away!
29:29Just me.
29:31I heard you're under house arrest.
29:32Thought I'd cheer you up.
29:33How's that?
29:35I haven't been to a party in so long.
29:38I was thinking we could bust a move.
29:42When was the last time you partied?
29:44The 80s?
29:45Or the 1880s?
29:48How old are you anyways?
29:49Um, I'll be 371 in May.
29:53James has me beat though.
29:54He's 374 years old.
29:56Now, come on.
29:58Let's boogie.
30:00James will never let us.
30:03He doesn't need to know.
30:08Now, is that what you're wearing?
30:10Not very sinful, if you ask me.
30:22Allow me?
30:28Wow.
30:30You look devilishly good.
30:35Oh.
30:37Right.
30:38Let's keep the vampire away from the mirror.
30:40Hm?
30:41So that one's not a man, huh?
30:42There she is!
30:44And with a heaven sent special guest.
30:47Come on.
30:48Let's party!
30:50Woohoo!
30:56Liz?
30:58Liz, open the door.
31:04Look, I was just trying to keep you safe.
31:07I'm sorry.
31:09Okay?
31:14Liz?
31:17Liz, are you in there?
31:20Liz?
31:27Troy!
31:30Troy!
31:34Son of a bitch.
31:49Okay.
31:50So the freak is fun.
32:00I'm gonna get a drink.
32:03Dance with it.
32:07Hey, handsome.
32:09How about a dance with the devil?
32:10Hm?
32:11That's okay.
32:12I'll just go with you.
32:17Skye?
32:21May I?
32:22Come on.
32:23A hundred flights.
32:24We're driving near my youth all night.
32:28I'll do whatever I can.
32:35Thanks for being my date.
32:39Thanks for inviting me.
32:41It's nice getting out of my cage.
32:42My pleasure.
32:43I don't know if you realize this, but you're a really special girl, Liz.
32:52I've been wanting to tell you that for a long time.
32:55We haven't known each other for that long, when you think about it.
33:03There's something I need to tell you.
33:05I'm gonna go get a drink.
33:06You want one?
33:07I'll get you one.
33:09Yeah.
33:11What did I tell you about leaving the house?
33:12Let go of me.
33:13Fucking Troy.
33:14He knows about-
33:15You're the one who said I deserve to live my life.
33:16Not with him!
33:17Are you jealous?
33:18Are you fucking kidding me?
33:19You're in love with some girl named Victoria.
33:20What do you care about me?
33:22How do you know about Victoria?
33:23Because I heard you.
33:24I don't come close, huh?
33:26Fuck off then.
33:27Leave me alone.
33:28Because I deserve someone who wants only me.
33:30Maybe someone like me.
33:31Maybe someone like me.
33:32I know.
33:33You know.
33:34Maybe someone like me.
33:35You know, I'm ready.
33:36I'm ready.
33:37I'm ready.
33:38Let go of me.
33:39But I'm ready.
33:40You're ready.
33:41You're ready.
33:42You're ready.
33:43You're ready.
33:44I'm ready.
33:45who wants only me maybe someone like Troy you think I don't want you it is
33:53always only been you show me
34:15I love you Victoria now forever
34:41I love you James
34:43it's me I'm Victoria you remember how I've been having these visions whenever you touch me
35:05and just now when you kissed me I thought they were fantasies but they're memories aren't they
35:11memories of us I don't understand it am I a vampire
35:17you're not a vampire
35:20but you wanted to be
35:24200 years ago
35:27we were alone
35:29and you wanted us to be together
35:35and you're asking me to change you
35:39but something went wrong
35:49Victoria no no no Victoria Victoria no
35:56you killed me
36:00it was an accident
36:02one that has haunted me for lifetimes
36:05I vowed that day to find you again reborn
36:10I have waited centuries for you
36:14we were in love we were bound to be together why didn't you tell me
36:18I couldn't let history repeat itself
36:20as much as I wanted to as much as I still want to
36:23this life is a curse
36:30it's one that I refuse to subject you to
36:33you deserve a long life
36:36and a peaceful death
36:39and what if I want more
36:43what if I want to be able to make that decision for myself
36:47Liz
36:49we finally have a chance to be together
36:51after all these years and you were just gonna keep me in the dark
36:54how could you
36:56I can't do this
36:58I gotta go
36:59no you can't
37:02it's not
37:03it's not safe if you say that one more time
37:05you know
37:06I
37:06I just
37:08I need time to think
37:24boy trouble
37:31that boy you were talking with
37:34I wouldn't trust him
37:36with my life
37:38right
37:42well thanks for the advice but I should
37:45go
37:46great idea
37:47I'll come with
37:50rise and shine sleeping beauty
38:08what do you want from me
38:11I want you to leave my boys alone
38:15I created them to worship me
38:19not you
38:21Victoria
38:24please
38:28please let me go
38:30no can do sweetheart
38:31you're baked
38:33look
38:34oh my god
38:42so sweet
38:44I can see why they like you so much
38:50that didn't take long
38:57did it
38:58great timing
39:00now you can watch me kill her again
39:02again
39:04it was you
39:06to turn a human into a vampire
39:08you need vampire blood
39:10but did you know
39:12that blood root
39:13cleanses vampire blood
39:15from the body
39:16so all I had to do
39:18was slip a little
39:19into Victoria's mind
39:21and let James here
39:24handle the rest
39:25you took her from me
39:27you bitch
39:29why is she still alive
39:32I like to play with my friend
39:34what do you actually want
39:37you
39:40I want both of you
39:44I want us to be a family again
39:47mummy and her boys
39:50you broke my heart
39:55when you left me
39:57why
39:58why
40:00because
40:02killing is
40:03wrong
40:04because
40:05humans are
40:07more than just food
40:09I have let you deny
40:14your true nature
40:15long enough
40:15and I am giving you
40:18one
40:19last
40:20chance
40:21come back
40:22to me
40:23be with me
40:26where she dies
40:28okay
40:38okay
40:38done
40:41good boys
40:45very good boys
40:48now let her go
40:56come
40:58come
41:00come
41:02oh
41:04what did I tell you
41:06mine
41:08all
41:10lie
41:12now and forever
41:14well my darlings
41:18say your goodbyes
41:22say your goodbyes
41:24goodbye
41:25goodbye
41:27helena
41:27oh
41:30oh
41:30oh
41:32idiots
41:36i am thousands of years stronger than you
41:41what makes you think that you can take me
41:44two against one
41:46not for love
41:49oh
41:51oh
41:51oh
41:52oh
41:52oh
41:52oh
41:52oh
41:52oh
41:53oh
41:53oh
41:53oh
41:53oh
41:53Julie!
41:57You were saying...
42:01Come here.
42:13See?
42:15If I can't have you,
42:17no one can!
42:19James, look out!
42:21No!
42:25Look at that.
42:27Two birds, one steak.
42:37It's okay.
42:39No!
42:47Traitor.
42:51No!
42:59Liz!
43:05It's gonna be okay.
43:07We've been here before, haven't we?
43:09I can't lose you again.
43:13You don't have to.
43:15There's no blood root this time.
43:17You don't want this life.
43:19I want a life with you.
43:21I want a life with you.
43:23I want a life with you.
43:25I love you, James.
43:27Now and forever.
43:29Do it, brother.
43:31Turn her.
43:33Save her.
43:37Your soul mates in every lifetime.
43:39I see that now.
43:41Do it.
43:43Please.
43:45Do it.
43:57Please.
43:59Please.
44:01Please.
44:03Please.
44:05Please.
44:07Please.
44:09You swam so deep into my river.
44:11Your footsteps lead everywhere I go.
44:13Your footsteps lead everywhere I go
44:18I never was a weeper
44:22But I'm still holding on
44:26I know I could have done it better
44:30Thought all the little things that we wanted
44:35I know it was all good together
44:40Still had to let go
44:46Did I keep you waiting long?
44:49I would have waited a thousand lifetimes for you
45:10Do you think this is just the honeymoon phase?
45:13Or like after a hundred years we'll get sick of each other?
45:17Never
45:18An eternity wouldn't be long enough
45:22How many times do I have to tell you vampires have very sensitive hearing?
45:27Keep it down
45:30Come here
45:41You know I don't dream anymore
45:43But if I did
45:45I'd only dream of you
45:49There is a light
45:52Under my skin
45:54I'm running, I'll cry
45:57Don't tell me you miss
46:00I'll chase all that I miss
46:03I never found home
46:06Without you I'm sane
46:08I can't do this alone
46:11I'll never be like you
46:14I'll never be like you
46:17Aren't you glad you found me?
46:20I'd find you in every lifetime
46:21And if I ever get lost
46:22I'd find you
46:23And if I ever disappear again
46:24I'd find you
46:25And if I ever disappear again
46:26I'd find you
46:27And if I ever disappear again
46:28I'd find you
46:29Now
46:31I've waited centuries for this
46:33But I can't wait another minute
46:36I can't wait another minute
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