00:08Your Highness, welcome to America.
00:16Prince Philip, we must return to Lavinia.
00:20You simply cannot just escape your country and your royal duties.
00:25According to my mother, my royal duties include marrying someone who only loves me for my crown.
00:32A romantic.
00:37Sir, as your valet, I must insist we go home.
00:41It's not safe here in America. The crime. The wild people. I hear everyone here owns a gun.
00:48Geoffrey, relax. No one knows who I am here.
00:52It's perfect.
01:02I think I'm going to like America.
01:05Oh, it's your mother. The Queen.
01:09Don't answer.
01:10I have to answer, sir. I'm not getting beheaded. She's the Queen. Your Majesty.
01:18Geoffrey, stop snivelling. I know exactly where you are. But my son, ma'am.
01:22Good. Here we go.
01:25I heard that. Put him on speaker.
01:29It's for you.
01:38Why, hello, Mother.
01:41Hello, Philip. Did you really think you were going to run away without telling your father and me?
01:47Running away? Don't you think that's a little bit harsh? Let's simply call it a vacation, Mother. An American vacation.
01:56Nonsense. I know exactly why you're there. You are trying to run away from your royal duty of getting married.
02:03Mother, we've been through this. I refuse to spend the rest of my life married to some snobby aristocrat.
02:10I want to find a normal girl. Someone who loves me for me.
02:15Oh. And just who are you? You are a prince.
02:21A prince who, whether he likes it or not, is getting married.
02:27Geoffrey, please clear Philip's schedule today. He will be having a busy afternoon at the Bel Air Hotel.
02:40Oh, the palace. Just sent your itinerary. Oh. Oh, my goodness.
02:48What now?
02:51Nineteen bachelorettes. Scheduled back-to-back in precisely one hour at the hotel bar. And they're all of European aristocracy.
03:02Nineteen? Nineteen? She's impossible.
03:08Excuse me, sir. Mother wants me to go on a date with these women. I'll do it. But with a
03:14catch.
03:16I will give you $1,000 for that delightful outfit of yours. Would you prefer his suit or mine?
03:23I...
03:38I'll do it.
03:40I'll give you $1,000 for it.
03:40You look awful.
03:43Thank you, Geoffrey.
03:44That's the point.
03:44The sooner I get rid of these women, the sooner I can find my bride.
03:54Some girl name's Philip.
03:58You down to par-tay?
04:01You're Philip?
04:02The Prince of Livania?
04:04Sorry, just a little bit.
04:06Hi.
04:08Nah, girl.
04:09Princes can't be token.
04:13My god, you were repulsive.
04:15There's no way you're a prince.
04:20Listen, I've been chilling with my homies on my b-kay, surfing, cruising, sleeping, and
04:29I am most deaf for we owes the Prince.
04:37What was that?
04:40One down.
04:41Eighteen to go.
04:44And after university I went to be with my horses in Scotland, but I couldn't stand
04:51all the peasants there.
04:53So I moved to Mallorca, but I forgot how unsophisticated the Spanish can be.
04:59Jeffrey?
05:01When you become King of Livania, how big will your inheritance be?
05:06She has a boyfriend.
05:08She has a boyfriend.
05:11And speaking of inheritance, what will my bonus structure look like if we get married?
05:19How many millions are we talking here?
05:23Jeffrey?
05:24Jeffrey?
05:27I suddenly felt the overwhelming urge to wash my hands.
05:31Please, will you excuse me?
05:35Jeffrey?
05:36Jeffrey?
05:37Jeffrey?
05:37Jeffrey?
05:37Jeffrey?
05:38Jeffrey?
05:38Jeffrey?
05:38Jeffrey?
05:40Jeffrey?
05:40Jeffrey?
05:40Jeffrey?
05:40Jeffrey?
05:40I love it.
05:43I love it.
05:50Maggie, can you believe it?
05:52I've always dreamed of getting married and it's actually happening?
05:54With a dream guy? Doesn't get better than that.
05:59Speaking of dream guy, where's Devin?
06:03Hmm, I don't know. I was looking for him earlier. Maybe... I think he went outside.
06:10He was feeling a little overwhelmed with all the wedding planning.
06:13Well, he shouldn't be. And neither should you, boss.
06:17Maggie, don't call me boss.
06:21You're here as my best friend and maid of honor.
06:23We're not an employee, okay?
06:26Well, as your best friend, I would like to remind you to look at your giant ring.
06:31You are the luckiest girl I know.
06:34Your life is a low-key fairy tale.
06:36What could possibly go wrong?
06:40Okay.
06:42Okay.
06:44Okay.
06:54Not here. Hannah could see.
06:55I thought we need somewhere more private.
06:57Maybe in the bathroom in 10?
07:00Can't wait, babe.
07:07Sneak old, Michael.
07:10Sneak old, Michael.
07:18I'm so sorry.
07:22Did I get you?
07:24No. No, I'm fine.
07:26Oh, just in case.
07:28Take this.
07:30Thank you, but it looks really special.
07:34That's all right.
07:35You're getting married, right?
07:37Consider this your something borrowed.
07:41After you get married, you can give it back to me.
07:44Whoever it is, he's one lucky man.
07:49Thanks.
08:07I got your baby right here.
08:10Oh, my God.
08:17That's that woman's fiancée.
08:21Screwing in the loo?
08:23What a bastard.
08:24If I were her, I'd want to know.
08:30Get it, baby.
08:31Pop me like a bike tire.
08:33Cop me.
08:34Oh, I got your baby right here.
08:41This is cute, Heather.
08:43I love that.
08:44Devin and I are thrilled to have all of you here.
08:50I would like to thank my father, Michael, for hosting this engagement party.
08:56And, of course, my dearest stepmother, Jessica, and my stepsister, Regina, for making this evening special as well.
09:02That's her stepsister?
09:04Bloody hell, what a country.
09:06We actually have a little surprise for everyone.
09:09As you all know, Devin and I love taking our trips.
09:12So, I've decided to make a little montage of all of our adventures together.
09:27Hey, there's been a mix-up.
09:29I'm a friend of Anna's from university.
09:31Could you play this video instead?
09:34Sure.
09:36Thanks.
09:37So much.
09:43Oh, get it, baby.
09:45Pop me like a bike tire.
09:47Not me.
09:47Oh, I got your baby right here.
09:51What the hell is this?
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