00:00Pack the dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher and cook dinner and put the washing on and you know what
00:04I can't continue to live like this because it's not me. Hey hey hey relax. It's going to be alright.
00:08I'll just show you. I've been doing this since you moved in. See this basket thing? I don't know how
00:13it happens if it's the house or what but any dirty clothes the next day they're just clean folded and
00:21in a perfect pile on your bed. You're not serious. I couldn't believe it at first either. That's why I
00:27didn't tell you I didn't want to jinx it.
00:29You are insane. Try it. You'll see. I can't do this. No wait. There's other things too. Anything you leave
00:37on this coffee table just vanishes overnight. Sometimes I'll see how far I can push this thing and I'll just
00:43leave sh** everywhere and then sure enough the next day it's all gone. It's just vanished. It's magic. She wouldn't
00:50have left me. She must have fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished. Are you insane? He's not
00:55insane. I've got the same coffee table.
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