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00:00Heads down, and relax your face a little.
00:11Her pendant looks expensive.
00:13Oh, you know, you can touch it if you'd like.
00:25Oh, careful!
00:26This is Alpha Gold, Beta Gold, and Theta Gold.
00:29If you put them together, they will open a portal to the past.
00:32Don't be silly.
00:34Watch too much Interstellar.
00:50Gee, what a poor man.
00:53All alone in the street.
00:55Gods, look at that chiseled jaw and those sculpted abs.
01:00Oh my God, you look so huge down here.
01:02Let's take off these weird black robes and take a look.
01:06Come to Mama.
01:07Mama will give you a real nice massage.
01:09Come on, let's use a massage for Mama.
01:11Somebody? Help?
01:12Help?
01:13That's enough.
01:18That's enough.
01:21General Antonia.
01:22The General is a woman.
01:24Oh dear God.
01:25The portal sent me back to an ancient kingdom ruled by women.
01:28How dare you molest a man in front of Cesario's residence.
01:31Leave.
01:32Before you cut your ugly heads off.
01:37He looks gorgeous.
01:38No wonder those predators were all worked up.
01:41General, this man's clothes are so weird.
01:44He must be a spy.
01:46Take him inside.
01:47Prepare the rack.
01:48We'll talk.
01:49He feels the pain.
02:02What are you doing?
02:04This is against the law.
02:06Roman law protects only women, not men.
02:11So tell me you sneaky little shit.
02:13Which country are you spying for?
02:15Egypt?
02:16Persia?
02:17What?
02:18No, I'm a moderner.
02:19A law abiding US citizen.
02:22US?
02:24Never heard of that country.
02:25Must be very small.
02:27Regardless, you are a spy and therefore must be gutted.
02:31No, wait.
02:33How can a lonely man like me be a spy?
02:36Release me, bro.
02:37Mind you, your gibberish talk won't save you.
02:45You're tough.
02:46But I wonder which is tougher.
02:49Your cock?
02:51Or my dagger?
02:52A good castration will get him talking!
02:54I'm worried to call the shots here, Cassius.
02:56I'm in your place.
02:58Tell me who you are, or I'll put a pair of anguish up your ass.
03:01I told you, I'm a moderner.
03:08A painter?
03:10Yeah.
03:11Yeah, I'm a painter.
03:12Not a spy.
03:14If I offer you a chance to survive, will you take it?
03:18Sure, I'd do anything to get off this rack.
03:20Cesario is looking for artists all around Roma to paint the perfect portrait for her.
03:28If you're up to the task, your chances of survival are high.
03:32Yeah, I'm so gonna pull this off.
03:35Get him some proper clothes.
03:37Send him to Cesario.
03:38Please!
03:39Give me another shot!
03:40I can paint!
03:41What happened to that painter?
03:42His work didn't make the cut, so Cesario had him put to death.
03:59God, but his painting is way above me.
04:02No, I need to escape now.
04:03Oh, now you're scared, fraud.
04:06You're not going anywhere.
04:13Your Majesty, this Jack here claims to be a great painter.
04:18Maybe he can paint the perfect portrait for you.
04:23Very well.
04:26Show Cesario what you've got.
04:28That dude's white and black failed, and I guess I'll do an order painting.
04:33Cesario, my work.
04:36Is complete.
04:43These colors are too strong.
04:45Take this painter away and put him on the Judas Cradle.
04:47Okay, I should brighten up my colors.
05:00Dude, my life depends on it.
05:03Sorry, buddy.
05:04Mine too.
05:06Cesario, my work is done.
05:07Your Majesty, please.
05:08Look into this water.
05:09Since no paint can do justice to your beauty, what you see in this water is your perfect portrait.
05:20You speak the truth about my beauty.
05:21You speak the truth about my beauty.
05:23So your Majesty is satisfied with my painting?
05:26You idiot.
05:27If I wanted to see my face, I would look in a mirror.
05:29Guards, take this painter to the brazen board.
05:31Your Majesty, have mercy.
05:32Well, what are you waiting for?
05:33Paint.
05:34Enough.
05:35Stop torturing me with this mediocre talent.
05:36Take this Jack away and quarter him on a rack.
05:37Steve, Jesus John.
05:38You saved my day.
05:39Cesario, I can use this tool to paint.
05:41If I fail, you can fillet me and I won't utter a word.
05:42Are you out of your mind?
05:43You would stake your life on this slab of brick.
05:44You clueless fool.
05:45Just wait and see.
05:46Cesario, now I shall paint for you.
05:47I'll paint.
05:48I'll paint.
05:49Enough.
05:50Stop torturing me with this mediocre talent.
05:51Take this Jack away and quarter him on a rack.
05:52Steve, Jesus John.
05:53You saved my day.
05:54Cesario, I can use this tool to paint.
05:55If I fail, you can fillet me and I won't utter a word.
06:00Are you out of your mind?
06:03You would stake your life on this slab of brick.
06:06You clueless fool.
06:07Just wait and see.
06:09Cesario, now I shall paint for you.
06:11But before I do, may I ask your question?
06:16Who gives you the right to question Cesario?
06:19Bonding with Cesario will help me with my painting.
06:22Fair enough.
06:24Go ahead.
06:25Cesario, do you expect your portrait to withstand the passing of time?
06:30Sure.
06:32Flowers wither, but it'd be great for my petal-like face to stay.
06:38Perfect.
06:39With a click on this cell phone, I can capture your beauty.
06:43I've had enough of your shenanigans.
06:45It's clearly a brick.
06:47Shut up.
06:48Stop talking.
06:50Just paint.
06:52Here comes the perfect portrait.
06:55Out of battery?
06:57No.
06:58Are you kidding me?
06:59General.
07:00General.
07:01He's playing tricks again.
07:02No.
07:03No.
07:04Up.
07:05Up.
07:06Up.
07:07Hand cranked portable charger.
07:09Another swindler.
07:10Take him away.
07:11I don't want to see him again.
07:12Cesario gave you a chance, but you let it slip through your fingers.
07:16Cesario.
07:17The photo.
07:18The painting is done.
07:23How did you paint so quick?
07:25Cutting edge technology, advanced optics.
07:27You wouldn't understand.
07:29Oh my god.
07:30This is flawless.
07:31I love it.
07:32Now put it on paper.
07:33Cesario, I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:36Damn it.
07:37Where can I get a color printer?
07:38A month is far too long.
07:39I'll give you three days.
07:40Three days.
07:41Any questions?
07:42No.
07:43No.
07:44No.
07:45Cesario, you have my word.
07:46Gotta stretch it out to survive.
07:47What is your full name?
07:48Jack Dawson.
07:49Jack Dawson.
07:50You look hot.
07:51I'm not sure.
07:52I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:54I'm afraid it takes a month for the colors to dry.
07:56Damn it.
07:57Where can I get a color printer?
07:58A month is far too long.
07:59I'll give you three days.
08:00Three days.
08:01Any questions?
08:02No.
08:03No, Cesario.
08:04You have my word.
08:05Gotta stretch it out to survive.
08:06What is your full name?
08:07Jack Dawson.
08:08Jack Dawson.
08:09You look hot.
08:10Are you married?
08:11Still single.
08:12From now on, you'll be my chief painter.
08:13Doing all my portraits.
08:14Make sure Jack is taking good care of you.
08:15Yes, Cesario.
08:16Welcome to your chamber, chief painter Jack Dawson.
08:19Thank you, General Antonia, for saving my life.
08:20You saved yourself with your talent.
08:21But, you know what?
08:22No.
08:23No.
08:24No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35No.
08:36No.
08:37No.
08:38No.
08:39No.
08:40No.
08:42You saved yourself with your talent.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45No.
08:46No.
08:47No.
08:48No.
08:49No.
08:50No.
08:51No.
08:52No.
08:53Just kidding.
08:54I would take advantage of you.
08:56I could do more if you want to.
09:04Chiefless, do you flirt with all of them like this?
09:07Only with you?
09:10Enough. I'm dressed.
09:16Cesario?
09:18Jack has settled in nicely.
09:20Good. I'll choose a husband in three days.
09:23What do you think of Jack?
09:24He's hot.
09:26And smart. And I ran a check. He is not a spy.
09:31Spies disguised as painters.
09:34What do they take me as? An idiot?
09:35Almighty Cesario, nobody messes with you.
09:40Wait.
09:43Add Jack as a candidate to be my husband.
09:45How am I going to get the portrait out in three days?
10:02No, I must escape.
10:04We've been looking for you. Have you found the thing?
10:17The thing? Uh, not yet.
10:20Some spies disguised themselves as painters and got killed. We need to be more careful than that.
10:25Sure.
10:28Hold on.
10:29Is it the washware for this mission?
10:31The washware?
10:32I...
10:33I'm new here, so...
10:34I'm new here, so...
10:36He's not with us.
10:38Kill him.
10:38Help.
10:40Help.
10:41Help.
10:41Help.
10:42Help.
10:43William.
10:44I'm new here.
10:44Protect the general!
10:45Hold on!
10:46Kill the spies!
10:47Just to make sure you're sick.
10:51What are you doing here?
10:52I... I was headed to the bathroom and I saw these spies along the way.
10:56Nonsense.
10:57I'm sure you're with these spies!
11:00What's with all this noise?
11:05Are you doing this to stop them from talking?
11:07Certainly not, Cesario.
11:09I was worried they might be harmful.
11:10You should be worried.
11:13And if I see a fly cross the store again, you're doomed.
11:17Yes, Cesario.
11:23The residence isn't safe.
11:25Pulling around will get you into trouble.
11:27Thanks for your concern, general.
11:36Okay, chin up.
11:39Bend your leg a little.
11:41And smile.
11:44Let me have a look.
11:48Wow.
11:49You really are good at painting.
11:51It wouldn't be possible without your stunning beauty, Cesario.
11:55Silver tongue.
11:56I'm looking forward to my first physical painting tonight.
11:59Of course you are.
12:01Oh my god, I don't want to die tonight.
12:04Somebody help!
12:05It's past noon.
12:09Where are the candidates to be my husband?
12:12I'm not sure, Cesario.
12:16Cesario, there's no need to wait any longer.
12:18Cleopatra.
12:19Cleopatra.
12:20I'm the only one competing for your hand.
12:22I killed all the other candidates.
12:24How do you know their names?
12:26That list was confidential.
12:27That's not the point.
12:28Marry me and unite our kingdoms.
12:31This will be legend.
12:31If I could switch Cesario to my side, my plan would be nearly accomplished.
12:36You are not the only one.
12:38There's another candidate.
12:40Jack Dawson.
12:41Come up.
12:48Just a maid.
12:54You want me to compete against a maid.
12:57He's got good looks, but I'm the only one who could solve your crisis.
13:00The coast of Gaul is plagued by sea monsters, affecting fishing and angering your subjects.
13:07I'll offer a dowry of one ton of gold, and it will end your crisis.
13:12Turns out Cesario is getting married to save her people.
13:15How noble.
13:17General, what is this monster?
13:21It's covered in a red shell and has two giant pincers.
13:27Red body, giant pincers.
13:29Are they talking about lobsters?
13:32They're multiplying like crazy.
13:34Swarming the sea, displacing the fish.
13:36People are getting hungry.
13:38General, I have an idea.
13:40Cesario, marry me.
13:42The people of Gaul will not be so patient.
13:44Cesario, you don't have to marry him.
13:46I can solve this crisis.
13:48Let's hear it.
13:49You're bluffing.
13:50There are countless sea monsters.
13:52How could a maid like you save them away?
13:55It's simple.
13:56You eat them.
13:57The monster eats dirty mud from the seafloor.
14:01It is toxic and can cause diarrhea, even sometimes death.
14:05Even if you could break the shell and feed them to the herd, they would never touch it.
14:09Are you out of your mind?
14:11Jack, stop your nonsense.
14:12Cesario, I'll take Jack away.
14:14Wait, I won't let you off that easily.
14:17Guard!
14:21Oh!
14:24Somebody said they could eat sea monsters.
14:27Show me.
14:27Hey, bro.
14:30I knew it was you.
14:32Now eat it, or I'll force it down your throat.
14:35Cleopatra, Jack is under my protection.
14:37How dare you bully him?
14:39Cesario really cares about me.
14:40My dear Cesario, you must choose between a dirty maid and thousands of people in Gaul.
14:47Jack, let your actions speak now, or even I can't protect you.
14:54Rest assured, Cesario, I will not only eat him, but I will make the whole world love him.
14:59I will turn this monster into a delicacy.
15:02A delicacy.
15:03If that happens, I'll bring two tons of gold here to Cesario's residence.
15:09No strings attached.
15:10Deal.
15:11What if you fail?
15:13Then I'll quarter myself on a rack.
15:18Fine.
15:20Let's see you turn a beast into a delicacy.
15:25General, will you be my helper?
15:28We need to brush the lobsters.
15:29You're in for a treat, Cleopatrion.
15:43This smells delicious.
15:47Dead sea monsters, and you call it a delicacy.
15:50We have chili lobster and garlic lobster.
15:53What's the point of it smelling good?
15:55You must eat it.
15:56General, you are a great help.
15:58General, why don't you savor the first bite?
16:01General, don't listen to Jack.
16:02He's the one who's supposed to take this risk.
16:08Trust me.
16:14God, the explosion of flavors.
16:17I feel like I'm in heaven now.
16:23Try another one.
16:24Jack, let Cesario have a piece.
16:38It's incredible.
16:40Cassius, teach Jack's cooking methods to everyone in golf.
16:44Yes, Cesario.
16:45Come on.
16:46Stop pretending.
16:47Oh, I forgot about our guests.
16:50Guards, have Cleopatrion try some.
16:52Cesario, how dare you bully me with this filthy food.
16:55I am a king.
16:56Your majesty, I wasn't loving, was I?
17:08Do you admit defeat and hand over the two tons of gold?
17:13I admit, the sea monster does taste good.
17:17But must you stake your happiness on this maid?
17:19You have no place to doubt my choice, Cleopatrion.
17:22Then I wish you happiness.
17:23Yes.
17:30What?
17:31Two tons of gold for two plates of lobsters.
17:34Is there a problem?
17:35There's no problem.
17:37You can take more.
17:44Jack, you solved the crisis with ease.
17:47I hereby appoint you as my chief advisor.
17:49Now leave me.
18:03Is there anything else?
18:07I think I just won the competition for your head over Cleopatrion.
18:11Jack, I only let you in because I didn't want to marry Cleopatrion.
18:17Don't take it seriously.
18:23Please God, let me get out of this place.
18:26Who are you?
18:27General, it's me.
18:29Jack, what are you doing here?
18:31I was actually headed to your chambers to see you.
18:39Shameless.
18:40Coming to see me at this hour.
18:43You're not afraid I'll take advantage of you.
18:45General, I fell in love with you at first sight.
18:48I only concealed my feelings because I thought you were out of my team.
18:51Such a heartfelt confession of love.
18:54I'm sure she'll let me on.
18:56You take me for a fool?
18:58Why are you trying to escape?
19:01Actually, I can't retrieve the portrait.
19:06Are you out of your mind?
19:08You tricked Cesario?
19:10She'll have your head cut off.
19:12That's exactly why I'm trying to escape.
19:15You're right.
19:17If she wants you dead, I won't be able to protect you.
19:20I know I have a place in your heart.
19:25I mean, you will not let that happen.
19:29Jack D'Arcetti!
19:31Jack D'Arcetti!
19:33How dare you sit to this General Antonia!
19:38General, why are you always defending him?
19:41Have you fallen under the spell of his handsome face?
19:45It matters not.
19:46I heard that he can't produce the portrait.
19:51I will take him to Cesario at once.
19:53Come with me.
20:00Cesario!
20:02Jack lied to you about being able to produce the portrait.
20:06I found him trying to escape last night.
20:09Is he telling the truth?
20:13Cesario, three days is too short.
20:15Grant me a month and I'll for sure retrieve it for you.
20:19One hurt to live for another month.
20:21Better than dying now.
20:24Liar!
20:26You're just trying to buy more time.
20:27I shouldn't have ever trusted him.
20:30Execute him.
20:33I'll be sure to make sure he dies slowly and painfully.
20:37I'll be sure to make sure he dies slowly and painfully.
20:43Cesario,
20:44but I helped you with the sea monsters yesterday.
20:48You lied to me.
20:49No contribution will ever make up for that.
20:52But,
20:53Antonio,
20:54does it hurt
20:55to part with your eye candy?
20:58No, no, no.
20:59Cesario,
20:59he needs nothing to do.
21:01Then I'll dispose
21:03of this eyesore.
21:06Cesario,
21:07your sister Octavia is having chest pains again.
21:13My chest is so painful, Cesario.
21:16I feel like I'm dying.
21:18Cesario,
21:19your sister has a heart disease.
21:20She'll be in danger if she's not treated immediately.
21:23Cesario,
21:23you can't trust this liar.
21:25He just lied to your face.
21:26We can't wait any longer.
21:28Don't you lay a finger on Octavia.
21:34There's something wrong with Octavia's heart.
21:36Only High Priest Imhotep
21:38can save her in this world.
21:40High Priest Imhotep,
21:41please save my sister,
21:42no matter the cost in gold.
21:44Gold is not important.
21:45I will treat her
21:46as long as you marry Cleopatra.
21:48Are you blackmailing me
21:53into marrying you?
21:55Julia,
21:55it hurts.
21:56Fuck to you.
21:57Cesario,
21:58your words wound me.
21:59I brought Imhotep
22:01to prove
22:01my love.
22:03Cesario,
22:04I can cure her.
22:05No need to give in
22:05to his blackmail.
22:06Cesario,
22:07Jack has proven
22:08to be untrustworthy.
22:09High Priest Imhotep
22:10is our only chance.
22:13Come on,
22:13Cleopatra,
22:14save my sister.
22:14I'll marry you
22:15once she's cured.
22:16Great.
22:17High Priest Imhotep,
22:18now that me
22:18and Cesario
22:19are a couple,
22:21you can treat
22:22my sister-in-law.
22:31Oh, God.
22:33Octavia's dead.
22:37You!
22:38What are you doing?
22:40Bastard!
22:41How dare you
22:41touch Octavia
22:42in such a way?
22:43Stay away from me.
22:44I'm saving her life.
22:49Cesario,
22:49let him do it.
22:51I have faith in him.
22:53Cesario,
22:54how can you?
22:55Nonsense.
22:55I've never read
22:56her kissing
22:56as a cure
22:57for any patient
22:58in any book.
22:59If he can save Octavia
23:00like this,
23:00I'll eat alive.
23:02Scorpion.
23:03Come on.
23:04Wake up.
23:09My bag.
23:10Give me my bag.
23:17Swallow this.
23:19You'll feel good.
23:25How do you feel now,
23:26Octavia?
23:28The pain is gone.
23:30How's that possible?
23:31A dead person
23:32come back to life?
23:33She's a zombie.
23:35She's a ghost.
23:38Cleopatra,
23:38it seems like
23:39we weren't meant
23:39to be a couple.
23:41You can get lost now.
23:42Julia Cesario,
23:43I'm not done with you.
23:45And Jack,
23:46you always seem
23:47to cross me.
23:49I will cut you
23:50to pieces.
23:52Jack,
23:58you saved Octavia's life.
24:00I forgive you
24:00about the portrait.
24:01Thanks, Cesario.
24:03Julia,
24:03he saved my life.
24:05I want to marry him.
24:06Octavia!
24:08Jack is a nobody
24:09with no background.
24:11He is not your equal.
24:13It doesn't matter.
24:14If you brought me
24:15back to life,
24:16I'd marry you too.
24:17But he touched
24:19your breasts
24:19and kissed your lips.
24:21All the more reason
24:22I must marry him.
24:24Jack,
24:25will you marry me?
24:27How can I say yes?
24:28If I were to marry
24:29one of you,
24:30it'd be your sister,
24:31Julia.
24:32She is the Cesario throne.
24:33I'm sorry, Octavia,
24:34but with your heart disease,
24:36you risk your health
24:36getting married.
24:38It is wise of you
24:39to admit that you
24:40are not a match
24:41for Octavia.
24:43Cesario,
24:44the Herald
24:45from the kingdom
24:45of Parsha
24:46acquits an audience
24:46with you.
24:47Gee,
24:48what does the Herald want?
24:50What else?
24:51The Parsian Queen's
24:52center here
24:52to keep an eye on you.
24:53What's your words?
24:55Herald?
24:56Sounds like
24:57the equivalent
24:57of a U.S. ambassador.
25:00Summon the Parsian Herald.
25:06It's nice to have you
25:07in my kingdom, Herald.
25:09What brings you here?
25:10Nothing.
25:11On behalf of the
25:13Persian Queen,
25:13I brought to you
25:14a talented man here
25:15to serve you
25:16as your chief advisor.
25:18Ah, so you have come
25:19to send a spy
25:20to my residence.
25:22Thank you for the offer,
25:24but we are in no need
25:25for another advisor.
25:27Don't be too quick
25:28to refuse.
25:29Do you know
25:29who this young man is?
25:31I am Jomer,
25:32a poet.
25:33Jomer?
25:34The renowned poet Jomer?
25:36I know you are a fan.
25:37From now on,
25:38I will write exclusively
25:39for you.
25:40That would be a waste
25:40of your talent.
25:42Are you refusing
25:42this gift from the
25:43Persian Queen?
25:44That's not what I meant.
25:45Then appoint Jomer
25:46as your chief advisor.
25:48General,
25:48what is Cass's
25:49concern about?
25:51Jomer is a spy
25:53if we accept it
25:54for a disaster.
25:56I oppose this appointment.
25:59You, Jinx!
26:01Are you trying
26:01to bring trouble
26:02on Cesario?
26:03Leave here!
26:04Who are you here
26:05to bark
26:05when Cesario is silent?
26:09Quite the sharp talker.
26:11But who are you
26:12to oppose this appointment?
26:14Because Jomer
26:15is a piece of shit.
26:19Screw you.
26:20My poems are popular
26:21throughout the world.
26:23Who the hell are you
26:23to question me?
26:24I'm just the maid
26:25under Cesario.
26:26But even a maid
26:27could beat you
26:28to a point, right?
26:28Oh, really?
26:31Well, let's have
26:31a competition.
26:32The loser
26:33kneels down
26:34and crawls around here
26:35like a dog.
26:36Kneel and crawl?
26:37What kind of punishment
26:38is that?
26:39I will slit
26:40the throat
26:41of the loser.
26:42Jack, shut up.
26:44Do you even know
26:44what you're talking about?
26:45Trust me,
26:46Cesario.
26:47I can handle this.
26:48Cesario,
26:49could you please
26:50give him a topic
26:51for the bit?
26:54Jack, you idiot.
26:55You are so dead.
26:57What topic should I pick, Jack?
26:59I have no idea
26:59what type of poems
27:00you're good at.
27:01Cesario,
27:02if it's too difficult,
27:04let me go first.
27:08Each of you
27:08should compose a poem
27:09on a topic of summer.
27:12Dammit.
27:13Summer is Jomer's favorite.
27:14My cup of tea.
27:16I will blow your mind.
27:17Don't get ahead of yourself.
27:18The time you have is...
27:20I have one.
27:21What?
27:22Thank goodness
27:23Professor Simpson
27:24made me learn Shakespeare
27:25in college.
27:27Shall I liken thee
27:28to a radiant warm
27:29with golden rays
27:31that light
27:32the azure sky?
27:34Thy beauty,
27:35fair as flowers
27:36when newly born,
27:37outshines the sky
27:38as it begins to fly.
27:40This can't be!
27:43Gods,
27:43this poem will go down
27:44in history.
27:45This is cheating!
27:48You must have prepared
27:49this poem in advance.
27:50Yes.
27:51This is impossible.
27:52No one should write
27:53better verses than me.
27:55Shameless.
27:56It's fine, Octavia.
27:59I'm alright with
27:59seeing them lose once more.
28:01Jack,
28:01are you sure you want
28:02to go through with this?
28:03We can stop here.
28:05Trust me, Cesario.
28:07I'm the king of poem.
28:08Cocky.
28:10Harold, flowers are blooming.
28:11Let's write about flowers.
28:12Shouldn't I be the one
28:13to get the topic this time?
28:15Didn't you give up
28:16your chance?
28:17So it's still my turn.
28:18Just pick a point.
28:20Joma wrote a poem
28:20about flowers last night.
28:22This could change the game.
28:24They obviously came prepared.
28:26Jack,
28:27you're in deep trouble.
28:29Don't worry.
28:30I'll give you a head start.
28:31Professor Simpson,
28:32thank God that you're
28:33a fan of William Wordsworth.
28:37I wander lonely
28:39as a cloud that floats
28:41on high
28:41over veils and hails
28:43when all of a sudden
28:44I see a crowd,
28:46a host of golden daffodils,
28:49besides the lake,
28:50beneath the trees,
28:52fluttering and dancing
28:53in the breeze.
28:54impossible.
29:10No one could write
29:11such great poems
29:12in such a short time.
29:14Such a masterpiece.
29:17Harold,
29:17you've lost again.
29:19It's plagiarism!
29:20He must have copied
29:22someone else!
29:22Even Joma himself
29:24said no human
29:25could compose such poems.
29:26Who could Jack
29:27have copied from?
29:29Harold,
29:29admit it.
29:30You lost.
29:36Get up.
29:38Pull yourself together.
29:40Compose some poems!
29:42I can't possibly
29:44surpass him.
29:45Then you've lost the bet
29:47and your punishment
29:48is death.
29:51And your punishment
29:52is death.
29:58You're really talented, Jack.
30:01And I recommend you
30:02for higher positions
30:04in Persia in the future.
30:06To Persia?
30:07Is she trying to turn me
30:08against Cesario?
30:09Look, Cesario!
30:11Jack is clearly
30:13a Persian spy.
30:14Let me kill him.
30:15Cesario, don't listen to him.
30:16I'm only loyal to you.
30:18Kneel.
30:22And I'll die,
30:23you sly piece of shit!
30:26I'm telling you to kneel,
30:28Cassius.
30:29Why, Cesario?
30:30I trust Jack.
30:33Hail, Cesario.
30:35Cassius has been
30:36sowing discord.
30:38You cut off his tongue.
30:39Jack,
30:40you've helped me
30:41defeat another enemy.
30:46I shall remember it.
30:47I shall remember it.
30:54Just weather yet,
30:55another storm.
30:57What a relief.
31:05I'm just here to talk.
31:06You defeated Jomer.
31:10What a surprise.
31:11A piece of cake.
31:14Can I
31:14paint a portrait
31:15for myself
31:16with your brick?
31:17Sure.
31:18We can
31:18get a picture together.
31:25You know how to pose.
31:26Why do you want to do it
31:28with me?
31:30Just something
31:30to remember you by
31:31after I time travel
31:33back to my world.
31:35Time travel?
31:36Oh, nothing.
31:38I just,
31:39one day
31:39I might not be here
31:40anymore.
31:41Then I can
31:42take out the portrait
31:44and look at you.
31:45May I help you?
31:55Octavia?
31:57No, Jack.
31:58I'm here to thank you
31:59for saving my kingdom.
32:01Oh, just
32:02a piece of cake.
32:07Ow.
32:08What's wrong?
32:09I'm having chest pains again.
32:12Can you kiss me
32:12like last time?
32:15Who is it?
32:24It's me.
32:26Cesario, I'm
32:26almost asleep.
32:28You can wake up.
32:29We need to talk.
32:30Julia doesn't want me
32:31to see you.
32:33Cesario,
32:34why are you here?
32:36I can't believe
32:36you defeated Jomer.
32:40Another piece of cake.
32:41It's getting
32:42pretty late.
32:43I think you should
32:44go back and
32:45get some rest.
32:46Actually, I came here
32:47to tell you that
32:48you're still a candidate
32:48to be my husband.
32:51Jack!
32:52Open the door
32:53or I'll break it down!
32:55What do you want?
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