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00:10Jane, get that ball!
00:14Yep, that's me, Jane.
00:17As plain as my name.
00:26You clumsy idiots!
00:29Oh my God!
00:30Can you believe that she wants to be a South Bay talent?
00:33The closest she'll ever get is wearing that stupid costume.
00:36Little Miss Jane the Freak.
00:38You want to be a cheerleader so bad, don't you?
00:42I do want to be a cheerleader.
00:44And Sophia Green is the captain.
00:46And she decides who gets to be on the team every year.
00:49This little bird is going to lick my shoe to be a cheerleader.
00:53Happy Meal?
00:54Who lost a bet with a chicken nugget?
01:16Who is that?
01:18That's William Henley, star of the basketball team.
01:20He just transferred here from out of state.
01:24Oh my God.
01:33He's mine.
01:34Tee me up.
01:39He can't take his eyes off you.
01:41True captain and basketball team captain.
01:43You guys belong together.
01:45I know.
01:48Look at this pathetic rooster.
01:50You really think you have a chance with him?
01:52Go clean up the floor, freak.
02:01You got me good!
02:02You got me good!
02:05You guys up!
02:22and that was my first kiss
02:27that was my first kiss
02:32are you okay?
02:34you're bleeding
02:37let me take you to the nurse
02:50that little skank
03:01what just happened?
03:03it was an accident
03:04I didn't mean to
03:05I've never kissed anyone before
03:07then you're naturally a good kisser
03:11guys like him must have kissed a lot of girls
03:13total playboy
03:14William
03:16I'm Jane
03:17I know
03:18Jane Smith
03:20how does he know my name?
03:22how does he know my name?
03:22you don't remember me, do you?
03:26I don't know
03:29my dad's calling
03:31hello?
03:33what?
03:33what?
03:35she forgot me already?
03:38what do you mean?
03:39our house has been destroyed by a tornado?
03:41dad
03:41I'm still on my business trip but do you remember the Henley neighbors with that chubby kid they used to
03:45play with?
03:46they just moved back in town and said that you could stay with them to finish school out
03:49tubby?
03:50you mean the neighbor kid who used to argue with me and play with my brains and eat all my
03:55cookies?
03:55yes!
03:56him!
03:57he's gonna be a south bay talent with you and I heard he's gonna be captain of the basketball team
04:05tubby? you mean the neighbor kid?
04:07he's gonna be a south bay talent with you and I heard
04:12dad? dad?
04:14hello?
04:19just my luck
04:20another guy who will be mean to me
04:27this must be the place
04:31it's Jane
04:32come in
04:33where have I heard that voice?
04:39I haven't seen tubby since we were kids
04:41all I remember he was fat and dorky
04:44there's no way he suddenly got handsome
04:49what are you doing here?
04:50Jane Smith
04:51meet again
04:55I think I'm at the wrong place
05:03you really don't remember me?
05:05how is it possible?
05:06the school hunk is tubby?
05:09Janey, Janey, Janey
05:11Janey, do you really want to be a cheerleader?
05:18of course I do
05:19and I'll date the most handsome basketball captain
05:22I could be the captain of the basketball team
05:25yeah, right
05:26they're most fit and handsome
05:28well then you can't be a cheerleader either
05:30never
05:31that's not true
05:32stop eating my peanut butter cookies
05:34these aren't peanut butter
05:35I'm allergic
05:36I can't believe it
05:41is it him?
05:43tubby?
05:46this is not happening
05:49Janey, you haven't changed one day
05:57Janey, I am so happy you're here
05:58and William was so fond of you when you were kids
06:03Fond of me?
06:04he just enjoys seeing me cry, that's all
06:07and I'm so glad he knows at least one person going into school tomorrow
06:10oh, we actually saw each other at school today
06:12she was with the cheerleading team
06:14oh, she had a lot of fun
06:17cheerleading team?
06:18jane, I remember when you were a kid
06:20you were such a good dancer
06:21did you finally join the cheerleading team?
06:25you'd better not tell Mary about the bullying I got at school
06:28what?
06:29it's the truth
06:29I'm not being seen as a loser at home, too
06:36William, how can you be so careless?
06:39didn't you just kick it?
06:40here, take my toast
06:41I know you love bread, right?
06:45aren't you too adorable?
06:46no
06:48you don't have to walk me to the bathroom
06:51the hot water is tricky
06:52let me show you that easy
06:54I think I can figure it out
06:56well, you should have to turn it that way
06:58okay
06:58I got it, you can leave now
07:00I got it, you can leave now
07:12I'm so sorry
07:20get out
07:22sorry, yeah
07:22you're not
07:30oh shit, I don't have any clean clothes
07:33oh shit, I don't have any clean clothes
07:34I'm sure Mrs. Henley has some extra clothes
07:38god, it's dark here
07:39where's the light?
07:43what's this?
07:45what are you doing?
07:46what are you doing?
08:04Jay, are you okay?
08:06nothing, it was just a cockroach
08:09oh no, this is a new house
08:10we shouldn't have any cockroaches
08:12let me come see
08:14no need
08:15no need
08:15I killed it
08:26jane?
08:28I flushed it down the toilet
08:31oh, Mrs. Henley
08:32do you have any clothes I could borrow?
08:34my house got blown away
08:35and all my things with it
08:36oh, yes, of course
08:37come with me
08:38I'll call the inspector later
08:47I'm dying for school
08:51I hope I don't have a test today
08:57Mrs. Ackler
09:00I did turn in my assignment, Mrs. Ackler
09:11what's this?
09:12am I having a sex dream?
09:15this isn't much better than the school dream I was having
09:19an 8 pack?
09:21let's see what else you got
09:24let's see what else you got
09:27what are you doing?
09:28why is that voice so familiar?
09:31who am I dreaming about?
09:38I thought I was dreaming
09:41are you trying to sleep with me?
09:45I must have been sleepwalking
09:47it happens when I'm stressed
09:49I'm sorry if
09:55you always take your pants off
09:56and grow guys in your seat
09:58or is that just an excuse to get in bed with me?
10:00or is that just an excuse to get in bed with me?
10:13are you hard?
10:16what are we going to do next if I didn't make up?
10:23what are you trying to turn me on in my sleep?
10:26so I'd wake up and want to sleep with you?
10:29do you have sex that much?
10:32I didn't mean to
10:34I've never even had sex before
10:38she's a virgin
10:41what's wrong with me?
10:42no, no, no, no
10:43take a cold shower
10:44cold shower
10:45cold shower
10:46cold shower
10:51good morning, dear
10:57you both look so tired
10:59what did she get up to last night?
11:05I just missed my bed
11:08a raccoon got into my room last night
11:10a raccoon?
11:11that is odd
11:12I really must have those inspectors come by
11:14and when you guys are done eating
11:15I will take you to school
11:17I will take you to school
11:36it's William
11:37how do I look?
11:39so good
11:40okay
11:40hi William
11:51what the fuck is the little mascot freak doing with William?
12:07can I sit here?
12:09sorry
12:09this is for
12:10the rest of my
12:12clan
12:12Klan.
12:29Oops! I didn't see you there.
12:32He went back.
12:35What are you doing?
12:37Know your place, you little freak.
12:43William is mine!
12:45And if I ever see you get near him again, I'll make your life a living hell.
12:49Not everyone is all about boys like you!
12:52How dare you, ugly bitch!
12:58Who the fuck just hit me?
13:03Oops.
13:04It's him.
13:08You missed? Are you okay?
13:11This is going to be worse for me if Sophia sees William being nice to me.
13:15Your glasses.
13:17William!
13:18Sophia, hey. Sorry, my hand slipped and the ball went flying.
13:22I haven't hurt you, did I?
13:23No, no, it's okay. I know you didn't mean it, but...
13:27I know how you can make it up to me.
13:32Jane, wait!
13:34Jane.
13:35Did he just walk away from me to chase after that little mascot freak?!
13:40Jane!
13:42You let her bully you like that?
13:44I don't want to hear you preach.
13:51What happened to you?
13:52You weren't always so wimpy. You used to stand up for yourself.
13:55What do you know?
13:57You're the captain of the basketball team.
14:00You're popular.
14:01I'm not.
14:02You don't understand what it's like for people like me.
14:07Jane, I didn't mean it.
14:08Forget it!
14:10I just want my last semester to be in peace.
14:14Wait!
14:20Take this to your wrist.
14:36Guess I have to live with these for now.
14:43Maybe I should have been nicer to him.
14:49William?
14:51I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
15:01Naps of medicine from Coach.
15:21You okay?
15:23He seems so different from how I remember him.
15:27You're staring.
15:29What, are you back in love with me or something?
15:31What?
15:33Don't be such a narcissist.
15:35You're the one staring at me.
15:42Oh my god.
15:44Is he trying to?
15:51Why are you still wearing these broken glasses?
15:57Why do you think?
15:59They're my only pair.
16:01Take these.
16:02Remember we have the same prescription.
16:03But I...
16:04I saw you getting some ketchup on your shirt, so...
16:06You can wear this.
16:09I have to go see Coach before class, but I'll see you in PE.
16:16How the heck do I put these into my eyes?
16:21Take your seats! Take your seats!
16:27Why isn't Jane come on yet?
16:28All right, Rub Rats.
16:30This year, to be fair, we're holding elections for cheer captain.
16:34Um, I've been cheer captain every year since, like, the sixth grade.
16:39It's obviously going to be me.
16:40Yes, Sophia. We all know you want to run.
16:42We just want to give everybody else a chance.
16:44So would anyone else like to run?
16:49Who else could it be?
16:52Who else could it be?
17:00What took you so long?
17:01I've never used this before.
17:03I nearly poked my eye out.
17:05Let me see your face.
17:17What?
17:18Do I have something on my face?
17:20It's horrible, isn't it?
17:22No, you...
17:24Looks good.
17:26I remember you always had pretty eyes.
17:29And everyone could see them.
17:32Would anyone else besides Sophia like to run for cheer captain this year?
17:37Kelly?
17:40Dolly?
17:42Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain goes to...
17:46Coach!
17:48I nominate Jane for cheer captain.
17:52Who in their right minds?
17:55Is this the new girl?
17:55I think it's Jane.
17:58She's so much prettier.
18:00Jane?
18:01Like, little freak mascot Jane?
18:06Is that Jane?
18:07I never thought Jane was pretty pretty, bro.
18:09She looks so good with all her glasses.
18:12Jane.
18:13Would you like to run for cheer captain?
18:16I...
18:19I don't think so.
18:20Of course.
18:22I mean, how could a freak mascot be a South Bay Talon?
18:25She can't even be a rooster without tripping over her own tail.
18:29Are you really gonna let her bully you out of your dream?
18:32Well, in that case, this year's cheer captain by default goes to...
18:41Wait!
18:44I accept the nomination.
18:46I want to run for cheer captain.
18:48Against Sophia.
18:50That's social suicide.
18:52All right, Jane.
18:53This is stupid.
18:54I mean, nobody's gonna vote for her, and then she's gonna be all sad.
18:58Who in here is gonna vote for Jane?
19:03See?
19:06I will.
19:13Well, if William's voting for her, maybe we should too.
19:17And so will the basketball team.
19:19Unless they want to run extra laps today.
19:23All right, looks like we got a proper race.
19:25This year's candidates for cheer captain are...
19:28Sophia Green and Jane Smith.
19:31Listen, you guys are gonna put together a team and perform for the school.
19:34And then everyone will vote to see who you want to be captain.
19:38Class dismissed. Let's go, guys. Come on.
19:44Coach?
19:45I thought we had a deal.
19:46My father wouldn't be very pleased to find out.
19:50Don't worry. You'll be all right.
19:55Nobody gets in the way of me and cheer captain.
19:58Congratulations, Janey.
19:59That was really awesome just now.
20:05That was terrifying.
20:07I thought Sophia was gonna kill me.
20:11I...
20:13I...
20:13I gotta go put a team together.
20:19Jane is not without glasses.
20:23Do you need to have a shot with her?
20:25Go in a lab.
20:29Does William like Jane?
20:36Vote for Sophia.
20:38Vote for me!
20:40Vote for Sophia.
20:46Seems like everybody's voting for Sophia.
20:49I have to find some more votes.
20:51You mother clucker.
20:53How are you gonna be cheer captain with zero cheerleaders?
20:57I'll find a team.
20:59I already have one.
21:01You think you two loser nerds are gonna out-cheer me and my girls?
21:05Just because we get good grades doesn't mean we can't cheer.
21:11Okay.
21:12Alright, that's- that's- that was enough.
21:14That was- that was enough.
21:18Maybe she's right.
21:19How am I gonna form a team to compete with Sophia Green?
21:23She already has all the cheerleaders.
21:26Giving up so soon?
21:30This is your fault.
21:32Didn't you see how everyone took Sophia's pin?
21:35No one's left to join my team.
21:37Not everyone.
21:38Did you try asking her?
21:43Sophia was right.
21:44I can't beat her.
21:45We're just gonna embarrass ourselves.
21:48I'm surprised Jane.
21:49You're chickening out.
21:51You don't even dare to ask her?
21:53What?
21:53What?
21:54No.
21:55I'm not chickening out.
21:56I'm just-
21:57It's called logical judgment.
22:00And even if she did join, we're still short on people.
22:04Janie I know would've invited her.
22:08Okay.
22:09Fine.
22:11I'll ask her.
22:12I'll show you.
22:13Nobody wants to join my cheer team.
22:17Emily?
22:18This might seem weird.
22:21Would you like to join my cheerleading team?
22:23I'll see you next time.
22:24I'll see you next time.
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