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00:02Let's see. I'm Chris Parker. I'm 50. I spend most of my free time hiking and collecting
00:09climbing equipment. I have a son and a granddaughter on the way. 50? God, you're that damn old.
00:18You said you're 52 on the dating app and you're definitely 60. Boys will be boys,
00:22even in their 60s. Start with London, then Paris, and then Rome,
00:29then all the way to Beijing. The three of us. Three of us? You, me, and my wife, of course.
00:35Your wife. This is a date. My oh my, you are absolutely stunning. What do you say we get
00:42together and have a baby before we get too old, shall we? God, I'd like to see you try. Good,
00:48because I always like to record. Excuse me, boss. It's time for your date. Should I leave this here,
00:57or where's this from? Well, department store. Cheap as it gets. And the car? Once used. Excellent.
01:04Is there anything else you need? Just keep this quiet. Yes, boss. No one will ever find out that
01:10the chairman of Pete Klein is going as a date as an ordinary Uber driver.
01:18Hi, I'm Jerry. What's with the glasses, four eyes? Are you blind? Who the hell wants to be
01:25with a sick old man? I'll need 60% of your wages each month. 30% will cover daily expenses.
01:3430%
01:36will go to the bank to cover my mortgage. Oh, how generous. You left me 40%.
01:41No, that 40% is going straight to my account. I'm tired of an hour. What's that if you want
01:49overnight?
01:50Uh, I'm sorry. I'm actually looking for someone to marry. Half a million a month. Any better self-worth?
01:59I think it's...
02:01I think it's...
02:16Hi, I'm Jerry Smith.
02:20Chris. Chris Parker.
02:21Let's get married.
02:23That's your pitch?
02:25I'm a very straightforward man.
02:27Lucky you.
02:29That is exactly my time.
02:45Oh, no, no, no. I've got it.
02:52Mom, what are you doing here?
02:53It's always so good to see you two. How's work?
02:58Same boss. Still great. Wish I had more time off, though.
03:03And have you decided on a name for the baby?
03:06Yeah, actually...
03:12It's Emma.
03:14You can't name her that.
03:17Emma's your sister's name.
03:19That's exactly why I like it.
03:20I know she's not around anymore, but I figured that she would appreciate that I named our baby daughter after
03:28her.
03:28No.
03:30That was your grandma's gift for her and her only.
03:33I mean, your father and sister have been gone for decades.
03:36Let's just let them stay in our memory and not try to replace...
03:40Mom!
03:41This is my house.
03:43I can't have you come in here and try to disrespect that.
03:47Sure.
03:48You'll get your respect when your daughter is old enough to talk, son.
03:53I can't imagine how Dad didn't get driven crazy by you.
03:59Don't you ever talk about me and your father like that.
04:03I'm a grown man.
04:05I have a family now.
04:07You can't just drop by and tell me what to do.
04:09You clearly need the help.
04:11Not from an overbearing, old, sad, crazy woman like you.
04:17Tom!
04:18That's too much.
04:22Sorry, Mom, I didn't mean to...
04:25So that's what you think of me, Chris?
04:28It's not like that.
04:31Take care of yourself, sweetheart.
04:33Mom, where are you going?
04:34Anywhere but here.
04:36It's raining outside.
04:37Please just...
04:41Oh!
04:52God damn it!
04:53You gotta be kidding me!
04:57I'm gonna freeze out here.
05:15What do you want?
05:16Chris?
05:17It's me.
05:18What's wrong?
05:20Did someone upset you?
05:20Jerry!
05:22No, no, it's nothing.
05:24It doesn't sound like nothing.
05:26What is better?
05:27Are you outside?
05:29My shitty car broke down in the middle of the woods.
05:32What?
05:33In this weather?
05:34In the middle of December?
05:35I'm going to pick you up.
05:36No, no, no.
05:37It's fine.
05:37It's no reason for you to freeze out here too.
05:40Where are you?
05:41Somewhere off Lincoln Road, I think.
05:44I'll be right there.
05:46Don't move.
05:52Go to Lincoln Road, now.
05:54Yeah, but how are you going to explain your identity?
05:57What about me?
05:58An Uber driver's driver?
05:59Get out.
06:00I'll drive.
06:14Hey, baby.
06:16You need a ride?
06:19Oh, thank God.
06:21Hold on.
06:22Let me get the door for you.
06:29I'm famous so there's no use
06:32Making reasons to refuse
06:35Any part of you
06:38Part of you
06:42And it takes it out of me
06:47That I have to watch as we break in perfectly
06:52Please
06:57Where to, m'lady?
06:59Driver makes the call
07:01But
07:02Somewhere warm
07:03I'm frozen
07:06My uh
07:06My cabin is
07:08Just down the road
07:10We could stay there tonight
07:11Yeah?
07:13Have a little
07:15Honeymoon?
07:15Your wish
07:17Is my command
07:17All we need to do is
07:19Take a warm shower
07:20Drink a shot of whiskey
07:22And
07:23Pray for a good night's sleep
07:25Well
07:27That's not all we need to do
07:54Chris
07:55You didn't have to
07:57Oh, I could help
07:59I'm almost done
08:00Have a seat
08:02I could
08:03How's he?
08:04Okay, okay
08:34What are you looking at?
08:43Have a seat
08:47You're incredible
08:54Mmm
08:55Mmm
08:56This is the best breakfast I've had in years
08:58Aww
08:58I've been flattered
09:01Now you mentioned us going to the auction today
09:03Is that still happening?
09:04Yes
09:05And actually, uh
09:07We should start getting ready soon
09:09Um
09:11Do I look okay?
09:13Like a dream
09:14But
09:15I do have
09:18A small
09:19Present
09:20For you
09:23Jerry
09:25This is beautiful
09:27Aww
09:30You're so sweet
09:32I do
09:51Oh no, honey
09:52Wow, do you think I'm overdressed?
09:54Not at all
09:55This is who you are
09:56Don't be shy
09:57Downing for a kiss
09:58Come on
09:59Wow, wow, wow
10:01Look at this old mummy
10:03Somebody bought her new bandages
10:06Wow, wow, wow
10:08Look at this old mummy
10:10Somebody bought her new bandages
10:13Get lost
10:14Had
10:15Looks like someone forgot her dentures today
10:17Don't be jealous, darling
10:19They're new
10:19And permanent
10:21Jealous?
10:22Don't make me laugh
10:23You disgusting old bitch
10:39What is this, your new boy toy?
10:43Old and sick
10:44Great taste
10:46Come on, honey
10:48What's her problem?
10:50Mia?
10:51She's been like that since high school
10:53Always trying to be superior to everyone
10:55But always falling short
11:01Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us
11:03Welcome to this year's annual Christmas charity auction
11:10Let's get started with our first precious item
11:14The legendary Alpenstock from Sir Edmund's collection
11:23Jerry!
11:26Emma!
11:29Jerry!
11:31Jerry!
11:32We will begin the bidding
11:34At $500
11:37$600
11:38$600, thank you ma'am
11:39$700
11:40$700 in the back, thank you
11:42$1,000
11:43$1,000
11:44Thank you
11:45$1,000
11:46$1,000 going once
11:48$1,100
11:50It's a fine walking stick
11:52It's mine
11:53$1,100 going once
11:56$1,000
11:57$2,000
11:57No, you don't deserve it
11:58$15,000
12:00Dear,
12:01that Alpenstock would
12:02$1,000 at most
12:03$1,000 at most
12:04I know but
12:05I need it back
12:07$20,000
12:09from the lovely lady in the corner.
12:1250,000 going once.
12:13What are you waiting for?
12:15Don't tell me you're waiting for your ex-husband to save you again.
12:19Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot.
12:21He is dead.
12:24Fine.
12:29It's over.
12:30Mia is going to be the next captain.
12:5120,000 going twice.
12:5430,000.
12:5730,000 from the gentleman in the center of the room.
13:00This is none of your business.
13:03It is.
13:03She is not alone.
13:05Oh, gross.
13:0632.
13:0732.
13:07Thank you, 32.
13:08Do I hear 35?
13:1070,000.
13:1270,000.
13:13Are you serious?
13:14You can't just say any random number.
13:17You actually have to be able to pay for it.
13:19I can do this all day.
13:21Wing one.
13:22Fair warning, last call.
13:29$70,000.
13:31Sold.
13:32$70,000.
13:33From the album clock to the lovely couple in the center of the room.
13:37Thank you very much.
13:38Everybody, please.
13:38A round of applause for the lovely couple.
13:42It means so much to me.
13:43It's so important.
13:44Oh, I'll pay you back later.
13:45It's my treat.
13:46I can't have my wife going home empty-handed.
13:49I'm flattered.
13:50But...
13:53This is different.
13:54What's the matter?
13:56Let's go.
13:57Take a closer look.
14:00Ma'am.
14:02I needed to deliver this to you in person.
14:05It is the most expensive item I've ever sold.
14:09You're very lucky.
14:12Merry Christmas.
14:13Thank you, sir.
14:19Is it the one you were looking for?
14:21Baby?
14:21You all right?
14:26Breathe.
14:28Slowly.
14:33What happened?
14:34Is something wrong with it?
14:36Welcome back.
14:39This belonged to you?
14:41My late husband bought this for me many years ago.
14:45My most precious belonging.
14:48I thought I'd never see it again.
14:51Oh.
14:53I'm so sorry.
14:54Give me one minute.
14:56Yeah.
15:00Okay.
15:07Oh, Tom.
15:08Look, look, look.
15:09The Apple stock that your dad bought me 20 years ago.
15:12I thought I lost it.
15:13I got a call from my friend at the auction.
15:15$70,000 for this?
15:18Are you losing your mind?
15:19No, Tom.
15:21No.
15:22You promised me that you would never touch climbing gear again.
15:25Tom, this is different.
15:27I don't fucking care.
15:28Please don't say that.
15:29They're dead.
15:32Dad and Emma are fucking dead.
15:36Maybe if you wouldn't have fucking supported their stupid hobby, they'd still be around.
15:42It was an accident.
15:43You can't blame it all on me.
15:45Is that not enough?
15:46What, are you going to take a new family up there to that death hike?
15:49Or are you going to wait until my daughter's born and then do the same to her?
15:53It was never my intention.
15:55Please don't say that.
15:56Oh.
15:58Look at me.
15:59You are never welcome in my home again.
16:02And if you want to go die, go die alone.
16:06No, Tom.
16:07Tom, wait!
16:16Chris!
16:18Chris!
16:19Chris!
16:21Chris!
16:23Chris!
16:25Are you okay?
16:27What happened?
16:30It's fine.
16:31Just family quarrel.
16:34If this keeps happening, I'm going to need to have a little talk with your family.
16:38Let me see that here.
16:39Come here.
16:41It stings.
16:44How old's your daughter?
16:4622.
16:50Ever have any difficulties with her?
16:55I don't even know where to start.
17:01I'm so glad I have you.
17:03Me too.
17:06What do you say we forget about those damn kids?
17:10And go have a drink.
17:12How about that?
17:14Yeah, okay.
17:15I know a place.
17:18But you gotta have a good back.
17:28That is incredible.
17:36Everything alright?
17:38Yeah.
17:39Just feels like this isn't the first time I've been bowling.
17:44Am I bowling before?
17:47Um...
17:47I wouldn't know.
17:49Sometimes it's hard to recall memories.
17:53Early ones, especially.
17:56They'll just kind of fall apart.
17:59Have you gotten it checked out?
18:01Yeah.
18:02The doctor says I'm fine.
18:03It's just...
18:05I guess the old green matter is just seeing what it used to be.
18:16Oh my god!
18:19Yeah!
18:21Chris, did you find yourself a pro?
18:23Great question!
18:24Jerry, this is my buddy Antoine.
18:26He owns this place.
18:28Antoine, this is Jerry.
18:30My husband.
18:31Your husband?
18:32Wow, that's interesting.
18:34I beg your pardon?
18:35I don't mean to be rude, but I haven't heard Chris say the word husband in like, what?
18:42Two decades?
18:43Antoine!
18:44He was also in my high school gang.
18:46And if you can believe it, his mouth was even bigger back then.
18:50Well, welcome to my place.
18:52And there's only one rule here.
18:54Chris makes all the rules.
18:55Shut up, Antoine.
18:57You only say that when you're in trouble.
18:59And those two drinks on the house?
19:01Something must be really wrong.
19:02Well, did you guys ever hear this real estate conglomerate called G5?
19:08They want to buy this place.
19:10So, take the money, go to Florida, meet some babes.
19:14We get a new bowling alley.
19:16Win-win.
19:17I thought about it, but they're only offering half the going range.
19:22Oh, hell with them then.
19:24Sorry Antoine, you're stuck with us.
19:26Yeah, but unless they do something to force me.
19:32Hmm.
19:35Who's the boss?
19:41Who's the boss?
19:43That would be me.
19:45Whoa, can I help you?
19:47I'm Griffin.
19:48Boss of the Griffins.
19:50Open your register.
19:52We're taking your money.
19:54That's not gonna happen, man.
19:55Do or die, fat ass!
19:57Put that thing down.
19:58Shut your mouth, Grandma.
20:00Mind your shit, or I'll blow them away.
20:02Robbery is one thing.
20:04Murder, you can't come back from that.
20:07We talking business, old bitch.
20:09And I have Jesus Christ in this fucking neighborhood.
20:11When did Jesus pack a .45?
20:17I'll shoot you piece of shit.
20:19Nobody tells me what to do.
20:20Young man.
20:21Don't talk to me like a fucking teenager.
20:23This isn't the first time somebody has tried to rob this guy.
20:26Look, he may look soft, but he's not a coward.
20:30No means no.
20:31Shut the fuck up!
20:37Wait.
20:38Let's talk business, okay?
20:40Bullying an old man?
20:41That's not how a leader acts, is it?
20:44What are you talking about?
20:46Move on.
20:47Take your business elsewhere.
20:49Bullshit!
20:50What the fuck are you talking about?
20:51Griffin!
20:52The world doesn't work the way you think it does.
20:54It's much more confident.
20:58I know Vlad.
21:00Vladimir Markov?
21:01You know who he is?
21:02I doubt he know who he is.
21:04He runs the other side of town.
21:06Like I said, the world's a complicated place.
21:09Now what would happen if Vladimir find out you're messing with some of his friends?
21:15How would that turn out for you?
21:21Don't worry.
21:22I got a better idea.
21:24One that doesn't end with you at the bottom of a river.
21:27What is it?
21:28The block between Mulberry Street and Lincoln has a ton of trust fund babies.
21:34Right?
21:34Deep pockets and lots of addictions.
21:38You know what to do.
21:39Thank you, sir.
21:40May we have your name?
21:41Fuck off.
21:43Now!
21:50I think that'll keep busy for a while.
21:53So that's your secret?
21:55You're one of them?
21:56One of those bastards?
21:57No.
21:58Well, you just told them to go sell drugs.
22:01Are you crazy?
22:02Hang on.
22:03Wait, wait, wait.
22:04Don't be such a judgement so quickly.
22:06Do you know who lives on that block?
22:07Devin Jones and Alex Shah.
22:10The mayor and the chief of police.
22:14Two of the most conservative guys in town.
22:17They'll just love this dude slinging drugs outside his window.
22:20Wait, you just did that?
22:22Jesus Christ!
22:23You really are a bad boy.
22:25And Officer Alex happens to be one of my old friends.
22:29So, so, you better tell them these crazies are heading towards their neighborhood.
22:39Chris.
22:40I like this guy.
22:42Where'd you find him?
22:43At a random coffee shop.
22:45It's a long story.
22:46I bet it's a good one.
22:47With me?
22:47Always.
22:49You know, I'm just...
22:51I'm just happy you found another good man.
22:53You know, um...
22:56It kinda reminds me of Jerry.
22:59Your late husband.
23:06Okay.
23:07Alright.
23:10He doesn't look anything like him.
23:12No, not his looks.
23:13You know, his vibe.
23:15How he carries himself.
23:17But a Jerry.
23:20Never really died in that accident.
23:26No!
23:33Jerry.
23:36Jerry is dead.
23:38My bad.
23:40If he was alive, he would've come looking for me.
23:45Absolutely.
23:50Hey.
23:53You okay?
23:56I'm fine.
24:07You...
24:07You look different.
24:09I do?
24:10It must be all the excitement.
24:14Well, I am planning to have a Christmas dinner at my place.
24:18Um, I want you to come meet all my family.
24:21Would you come?
24:22Of course.
24:23It would be my honor.
24:37Mom.
24:41Please.
24:42Come in.
24:44Please.
24:44Tom.
24:45I just wanna quickly say...
24:48Mom, I'm so sorry about the other night.
24:51I...
24:52It's just...
24:53Tom's been working on a hard case and...
24:55You know, we have a daughter on the way and...
24:57It's just been a lot of pressure.
24:58I'm really sorry what I said.
25:00It's okay.
25:02I made a lot of mistakes.
25:04And some of them...
25:07Some of them I can't fix.
25:10But...
25:11I didn't come here to talk about the past.
25:14I came to tell you...
25:16I'm...
25:17I'm married.
25:18You're married?
25:20Uh, that's wonderful, Mom.
25:22He's the sweetest man.
25:22I know you're gonna love him.
25:24And I want you to meet him at Christmas dinner.
25:26We would love that.
25:27Dad would...
25:28Be...
25:29So happy.
25:29I mean, he was always getting out of trouble and...
25:32I'm sure he's...
25:33Out there looking down with a smile.
25:35Thinking someone has your back.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Yeah.
25:40Of course.
25:42What is it?
25:43Something wrong?
25:44No, it's just...
25:46Tom...
25:46After all these years...
25:48If you ever saw your father again...
25:51Do you think you'd recognize him?
25:54Yeah, of course I would.
25:56I mean, he's in that picture...
25:58Right there behind you.
25:59I mean...
26:00I look at him every day.
26:03I hope so.
26:06Anyway...
26:07It's getting late...
26:08And I have to go.
26:09But...
26:10I will see you guys at Christmas dinner?
26:11Yeah, of course.
26:12Yeah.
26:16Looking forward to it.
26:17Yeah, me too.
26:25Wine for the lady.
26:27But this place is cute.
26:29Is it new?
26:31Just opened.
26:32My daughter recommended.
26:35Well, she has great taste.
26:37You must have raised her well.
26:39For the last 20 years, it's been...
26:41Her and I against the world.
26:44She's my angel.
26:46Can I tell you something?
26:47Of course.
26:49Sometimes I wish I had a girl...
26:50Instead of boy.
26:52Boys don't think.
26:54It's not with their brains.
26:58Come on, John.
27:00Finish it.
27:04Speak of the devil.
27:07Emma?
27:10Dad?
27:15Emma.
27:20I told you.
27:27Stay away from this alcoholic.
27:29Can you just leave us alone?
27:30Okay, because...
27:31My life...
27:33And what I do with it...
27:34Is none of your business.
27:37You're free to date whoever you want.
27:39But not him.
27:40Remember what happened last time?
27:41John nearly burned our house down.
27:43That's my life and my business.
27:45Not to mention that he nearly killed him.
27:46He got you killed.
27:46You know, where do you get off?
27:48Okay, because...
27:49Maybe...
27:50If you knew the first thing about love...
27:54Mom wouldn't have ditched us...
27:5620 years ago.
27:59You don't know what you're talking about.
28:01I know what I'm talking about?
28:03Huh.
28:04If Mom didn't ditch us...
28:06Then why is the only thing she left...
28:08This old photo?
28:09Hmm?
28:14You teach her this shit?
28:16Get out!
28:17I don't ever want to fucking see you again!
28:24If he leaves...
28:26Then I'm going with him!
28:29Hold on, honey.
28:31Let's talk.
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