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00:00Dad, uh, I just graduated nursing school.
00:03I think you'd be proud of me.
00:07Please, God, let him wake up.
00:13Aw, bitch.
00:16How dare you not answer my calls?
00:19I found the perfect use for you.
00:22You're going to replace your sister
00:24and you're going to marry Troy Scott today.
00:30And I hear he's a nasty old peasant.
00:33You want me to be a substitute for her?
00:35You cannot be serious.
00:37Poor sis.
00:38You know Dad said we only get the money
00:40if one of us marries a Scott,
00:41and I have no intention of getting married.
00:43But I do want the money.
00:45Your adopted father still needs
00:46three more months of treatment.
00:48Refuse this marriage,
00:50and his medical care stops today.
00:59Fine.
01:00I will move to the countryside
01:01and marry that man.
01:03But I need you to keep your word
01:04and make sure that Dad gets all of his treatments.
01:07Well, that's just perfect.
01:09Because, uh, the hillbilly aesthetic
01:10really belongs to you.
01:12And that leaves me open to marry my billionaire.
01:14I wish you a happy, happy life
01:16with old McDonald.
01:21Oh, one word about pretending
01:23to be Christina to marry him?
01:25And Daddy's a dead man.
01:49Boss, still no news
01:50on the girl you've been searching
01:51for all these years.
01:53Keep looking.
01:54Oh, and another thing.
01:55Here's the information
01:56you wanted on Richard's daughter.
01:58Total gold digger.
02:00So why are you investigating her?
02:03I'm marrying her today.
02:05You, the richest man
02:06on the Upper East Side
02:07marrying a gold digger.
02:09We won't be married for very long.
02:11I'm heading to the farm now.
02:16Let's see how long you last, gold digger.
02:23Ugh.
02:26Okay, okay.
02:28Come on, Louise.
02:29Dad's health is worth any sacrifice.
02:31If it means enduring this marriage,
02:34so be it.
02:37Uh, hi!
02:38Uh, excuse me.
02:39Um, Mr. Scott's new wife?
02:41Could you, uh, point me
02:42in the direction of his house?
02:45Ah!
02:52Better not wander off,
02:53country mouse.
02:54It might become a viper's dinner.
02:57Wait!
03:03What?
03:05What am I gonna do now?
03:07Miss Mitchell!
03:10Oh, my God.
03:13Is he the husband I'm marrying
03:15in this whirlwind wedding?
03:16Miss Mitchell!
03:28Oh!
03:30He's kind of hot!
03:31Miss Mitchell!
03:32I'm Troy Scott.
03:33Your husband.
03:35You're my husband?
03:38Just need your signature real quick.
03:52What?
03:53What?
03:53Hey!
03:54Hey!
03:55No, put me down!
03:59I didn't think he'd be so handsome.
04:01If he treats me decently,
04:02maybe this arrangement won't be so bad after all.
04:05Listen here.
04:06I agreed to marry you because your father Richard saved my life.
04:09But I know what you are.
04:12You're a gold digger.
04:14Jumping from man to man.
04:15What?
04:15No, I'm not one word about pretending to be Christina to marry him.
04:20And Daddy's a dead man.
04:24Fine.
04:25I think you can believe whatever you want.
04:26Good.
04:27Now that we have that established,
04:28why don't we go over my rules?
04:30Rule number one.
04:31Spend my money.
04:32That's fine.
04:33But there will never be love between us.
04:35You understand?
04:36All right.
04:37You know, I hate to say it.
04:39I really don't think there's all that much money to squander.
04:41Yeah, that makes sense.
04:43Someone like you wouldn't understand
04:44what authentic, rustic decor looks like.
04:52Arrogant jerk.
04:53But at least he's generous.
04:55I wonder if this is his whole savings.
04:57Rule number two.
04:58We sleep in separate rooms.
05:00I take the master, you can take the guest room.
05:02I could not agree more.
05:04But let me add rule number three.
05:06Since we clearly cannot stand each other,
05:09let's drop a contract.
05:10Three months.
05:12Then we'll get a divorce.
05:13I'll handle the fallout.
05:15Dad's treatment only has three months left.
05:17After that, I'm done with this nightmare.
05:19Deal.
05:20Three months.
05:21Not a day more.
05:34My farmer husband has a maid?
05:36That's weird.
05:37Mr. Scott, your breakfast is ready.
05:41She's the one who deliberately drenched me yesterday.
05:43What a revolting morning.
05:45Why are you being so rude?
05:48You're the one who hasn't apologized
05:49for drenching me yesterday.
05:51Apologize?
05:52I run this household.
05:53You're just a shabby intruder.
05:56Go the hell home, hillbilly.
05:57You don't deserve Mr. Scott.
05:59You know what?
06:00You can run whatever you want.
06:02But I'm Mr. Scott's wife now.
06:07And you know, besides,
06:08we're all country folk here.
06:10It's not like any one of us is from
06:12the Upper East Side.
06:14This moron doesn't know
06:15Troy's the richest man on the Upper East Side.
06:17Funny.
06:18I better make sure she never finds out.
06:28Hi there, sweetheart.
06:30What's your name?
06:31You don't know?
06:33This is Sam.
06:34Mr. Scott's daughter.
06:37What?
06:39The man I married yesterday has a daughter?
06:42So Troy's married?
06:44Or is he still married?
06:45Am I the other woman?
06:46Oh my God.
06:47I don't need his real wife hunting me down
06:49over a three-month fake marriage.
06:51Sam's difficult.
06:52Nearly impossible to deal with.
06:54You know, it's not too late
06:55to walk away from Mr. Scott.
06:59So annoying.
07:01Shut up, you idiot.
07:03Hi, hi, hi, hi.
07:05What is wrong with you?
07:07You cannot hurt a kid like that.
07:08Apologize right now.
07:12I'll do whatever the hell I want.
07:14I could grind my heel
07:15into your stupid face
07:16if I wanted to.
07:23Don't you dare talk to me that way.
07:25You hear me?
07:25I cannot believe
07:26Troy would hire a bully like you.
07:31Please, don't beat her.
07:34They hate me all you want,
07:35but Sam is innocent.
07:36What the hell is going on here?
07:41Mr. Scott, she's terrified.
07:43You have to kick this vicious woman
07:44out immediately.
07:46No, he can't throw me out.
07:48Dad will be cut off
07:49from his treatment.
07:49I did not push Sam.
07:51She did.
07:52Mr. Scott, she's lying.
07:53I've taken care of Sam for years.
07:55There's no way I'd ever hurt her.
07:57Sam, sweetie,
07:58tell us who hurt you.
08:00Yeah, come on, Sam.
08:01Don't be afraid.
08:01Just point to who hurt you.
08:03It's all right, Sam.
08:04Show me who hurt you.
08:16You ever lay a finger on Sam again?
08:18You will answer to me.
08:19You understand?
08:21You ever lay a finger on Sam again?
08:22You will answer to me.
08:23You understand?
08:27It's all right, Sam.
08:28Come on.
08:28Come on.
08:33Three months.
08:35Three months,
08:36and then I can leave this place forever.
08:44That's why Sam was so upset.
08:46Her horse was getting ruined.
08:58The doctor says Sam's fine.
09:00I'm glad she's all right.
09:02What?
09:04You want me to pay the doctor bill or something?
09:06Sam came clean.
09:08You didn't push her.
09:09She just got scared, that's all.
09:10And I...
09:12I'm sorry.
09:13I was a jerk.
09:14Thank you, but, um,
09:16what about Ada?
09:17I mean, she said that I pushed Sam.
09:19Well, she's scared, too.
09:20She just misread the situation, that's all.
09:23You really trust her.
09:24Have you ever thought,
09:25maybe for a second,
09:26that she's...
09:28I don't know, what?
09:31Ada's taken care of Sam for four years.
09:34She's very loyal to her.
09:36Well, you know,
09:37you've hated me since the moment I got here.
09:39So I'm just really not all that surprised
09:40that you do not believe me.
09:43Okay.
10:06You know, just because we're talking
10:07doesn't mean I'm not still mad at you.
10:11I'm still a witch,
10:12so watch out.
10:13Or I'll patch.
10:15Noted.
10:18Look, I am not very good at this,
10:20so here.
10:22An unlimited black card?
10:24Spend as much as you want.
10:25Like, I'm terrible at apologies, actually.
10:28It just...
10:28If it makes you feel better,
10:30just drain my bank account, all right?
10:31I am really sorry.
10:33Louise.
10:35Good night.
10:37He's just a farmer.
10:39Why does he always act like
10:40he's a billionaire or something?
10:43Wait.
10:44Tomorrow morning,
10:45I've got something important to show you.
10:51Ada?
10:52Do you recognize this?
10:54Nope.
10:55Never seen it before.
10:56Well, that's very interesting,
10:57because Sam here was really upset
10:59that you messed up her little horse.
11:01I have a nurse's degree,
11:02I've worked with children,
11:03and, you know,
11:04I know they say things sometimes,
11:06so I just wanted to ask you,
11:07did you do that?
11:09Okay, maybe I did.
11:10It's a toy.
11:11You're making a mountain
11:12out of a molehill.
11:13No.
11:14You got upset and angry,
11:15because she was upset and angry
11:17that you messed up her toy,
11:18so you pushed her down.
11:20I'm not gonna let you
11:21get away with that.
11:22Sam,
11:23I don't want you to be scared,
11:25but I need you to tell me.
11:27Did she hurt you?
11:31Say something.
11:33Hey, hey.
11:35It's okay.
11:36It's okay.
11:37You're fine.
11:38You're fine.
11:40Sam's never been like that with Ada.
11:41The way she hugs Louise,
11:43it's like she feels safe with her.
11:49Listen,
11:49I don't mean to overstep here.
11:51I'm not gonna let Sam
11:52out of my sight from now on.
11:53I understand she's your daughter
11:55with your ex-wife,
11:56but I need to treat her
11:57like she's one of my own.
11:58Ex-wife?
12:00Where'd you get that idea?
12:04And Sam's not my daughter.
12:07She's my niece.
12:09Yeah, we moved out here
12:10a couple years ago,
12:11because it's quieter,
12:12a little more stable.
12:13Less sensory triggers for her.
12:15She lied to me.
12:17All you've done
12:18is lied to me.
12:20And that I could overlook,
12:21but I watched you
12:22push her down
12:24with my own eyes.
12:25Ada,
12:26did Louise push Sam?
12:28She seems pretty attached to her.
12:30You know,
12:32maybe I misunderstood.
12:33Maybe she fell on her own.
12:35But Mr. Scott,
12:36remember,
12:37I risked my life
12:38saving Sam
12:39from those kidnappers
12:39two years ago.
12:40There's no way
12:41I'd ever hurt her.
12:43A hero one day,
12:44an abuser the next?
12:45I don't believe her
12:46for a second.
12:47Well, Sam is safe
12:48either way,
12:49so no sense
12:50in trying to figure out
12:51who's at fault.
12:52But,
12:53considering that she's
12:54become so attached
12:55to Louise,
12:56I don't see the need
12:57for you to come
12:57every day anymore.
12:58What?
13:00No, please.
13:02Well, Sam,
13:03what do you say?
13:04We got things to do, huh?
13:09Bitch.
13:10You think you can
13:11steal Mr. Scott from me?
13:13Well,
13:13I'll make you regret
13:14even trying.
13:19Great.
13:20Now my shower's
13:21on the fridge.
13:23That's for messing
13:24with me.
13:27This is the first time
13:30there's ever been.
13:31Oh,
13:32Troy does have a self-sad.
13:35It's kind of cute.
13:36And, you know,
13:37decent living conditions
13:38are a part of our contract.
13:40So I think I'll just go
13:41help myself
13:42to his private bathroom.
13:43You guys are quite
13:44Yeah.
13:45you're not
13:47I'll keep going to the
13:48What is the
13:49Beep?
13:52No,
13:53you're not
13:53going to be
13:53good to see you.
13:54Go.
13:54Go.
13:54Go.
13:54Go.
13:55Go.
13:55Go!
13:56Go.
14:24Don't wake up, Sam.
14:25I'm going to put my hand down.
14:26But you're not going to scream, right?
14:28Mm-hmm.
14:33Uncle Troy.
14:34What the?
14:38I hear a girl.
14:39I'm coming in.
14:41No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
14:42Stay out there.
14:43It was just a TV.
14:45It was just a girl on the TV, all right?
14:47I want to watch TV with you.
14:50No.
14:51Listen, I'll be right out, okay?
14:53Ice cream in a second.
15:01So, just so we're clear, we didn't see anything.
15:04Nothing's going on between us.
15:06Yeah, I wasn't planning on it.
15:07Better admit, you kind of like what you saw.
15:11Arrogant jerk.
15:25Why are you back?
15:34Don't provoke me.
15:36Or what?
15:37Go to bed.
15:47No.
15:48No.
15:56I'm sorry.
15:58Yeah.
15:58I'm sorry.
15:59Come on, take me.
16:00No.
16:01No.
16:02Oh, no.
16:03No, no.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:07I think we should make the most of tonight.
16:09My thoughts exactly.
16:29Fuck.
16:31Why am I having sex dreams about my contract wife?
16:36Take it easy, dude. She's not in the bathroom.
16:44Let me help you.
16:48Yeah, there's definitely something sexy about my husband.
16:52Good morning.
16:54Good morning.
17:07Was it...
17:08Was it something that I said?
17:14I made Sam a healthy breakfast.
17:16I should go get it to her.
17:21Hurry up.
17:22Finish your damn breakfast.
17:29You brat.
17:31I said, finish it.
17:38What are you doing?
17:40I'm never gonna let you be your same again.
17:42Mm-hmm.
17:49Hey!
17:52How dare you throw away the breakfast I made?
17:55Oh! You call that breakfast?
17:58Come on, Sam is six.
17:59She's still growing.
18:00She needs a routine.
18:01She needs nutrition.
18:02Not that garbage.
18:04You're just a pathetic country bumpkin.
18:06What gives you the right to question my professional methods?
18:09Oh, your professional methods.
18:11Like when you washed Sam's clothes with all your dirty, greasy aprons that they stain them forever?
18:16Oh, how about when you carelessly and recklessly ruined her favorite toy?
18:20Oh, come on. You are so professional.
18:24You know what?
18:25You are so two-faced.
18:27You are all smiles around Troy, but behind closed doors?
18:30You are abusing Sam.
18:31I mean, I think I saw you pinch her the other day.
18:34That is unforgivable.
18:35You are an unforgivable demon.
18:38Bullshit.
18:39You're full of shit.
18:42You pathetic bitch.
18:43You'll say anything to turn Troy against me.
18:46Bad.
18:47You bad.
18:49You ungrateful brat.
18:50How dare you side with someone you've only known for a few days?
18:53Hey!
18:55You think you can hurt her and still keep your job?
19:00Mr. Scott believes whatever I tell him.
19:03You'll be the one kicked in.
19:06Poor girl.
19:06You have no idea how important I am to him.
19:09Oh, yeah?
19:10Well, I'm afraid you forgot one thing.
19:12What?
19:13Mr. Scott may not be here, but Mrs. Scott sure is!
19:18Yee-haw!
19:18Ha ha ha ha!
19:20Yeah!
19:20Look at that!
19:21This country bumpkin still knows a thing or two about Rang of the livestock.
19:24Oh, I guess it didn't even hurt now, did it?
19:26You psycho bitch!
19:27What are you doing?
19:29Untie me!
19:29No!
19:31You're gonna sing like this till Troy gets home.
19:33Can't risk you bullying.
19:34Say him again.
19:34Mr. Scott's gonna skin you alive.
19:36I run things around here.
19:38Nobody has disrespected me like this before.
19:40Oh, yeah.
19:41Oh, I can't wait to see his reaction to all this.
19:44What?
19:45What the hell is going on here?
19:48What the hell is going on here?
19:50Mr. Scott, thank God you're home.
19:53Do you see?
19:53Your new wife is bullying me.
19:55She keeps targeting me.
19:57Louise, explain yourself.
19:59She is lying again!
20:01Okay, she made Sam a breakfast that was gonna hurt her stomach,
20:03and when I tried to make her something good, she threw it in the trash!
20:06Don't listen to her!
20:07I never threw away anybody's breakfast!
20:14She missed up.
20:19Mr. Scott, you've got to believe me.
20:22Have you forgotten that I risked my life saving Sam from those kidnappers?
20:27I would never hurt her.
20:28Louise must have forced Sam to lie!
20:35Great.
20:37Guess he's not gonna believe me again.
20:40Look, I am grateful for all that you've done for Sam over the years.
20:47But I believe that she's telling the truth.
20:49And I also believe my wife.
20:52Mr. Scott, I was tied up like a turkey.
20:55How can you trust someone you barely know?
20:57Some country hick!
20:58Louise is my wife, okay?
21:01And she's in charge here.
21:02And since you have trouble respecting her,
21:05I think it's time for you to find somewhere else to live.
21:08Mr. Scott!
21:09I mean it.
21:09You've got ten minutes to pack your bags,
21:11and if you ever disrespect Louise again,
21:13you might as well look for a new job, too.
21:19He believes me.
21:20Ann said that I'm in charge.
21:22He called me his wife.
21:31Go run upstairs.
21:32Go play.
21:34I have something for you.
21:40These, um...
21:41These aren't gonna explode, are they?
21:43You don't hate me that much, do you?
21:45I just wanted to say thank you for making Sam a proper meal.
21:55This, this is an embroidered V by the famous Danish royal designers.
22:00How did you get this?
22:11This is, this is like a million dollars in cash.
22:14This and the dress, you...
22:16Well, you didn't rob someone, did you?
22:19Why do you always assume I'm broke?
22:20This is all mine.
22:22Earned fair and square.
22:23Trust me.
22:24What is this?
22:25Is cash like your superpower?
22:27Oh, look at me.
22:29Poor old farm girl, finally saved by her very own cash crusader.
22:43It's lunchtime.
22:44Why hasn't Troy come up yet?
22:52Oh, it must be horse washing day.
22:55Oh, he must have been stuck helping out and not had time to come up.
23:02You know, maybe it's time to fulfill my obligations as Mr. Scott's dutiful wife.
23:12Anthony, what do we got?
23:14Horses self are looking good and systems are moving at optimal capacity.
23:17Awesome.
23:18Thanks for the update.
23:22Hey, Troy boy.
23:24Where's your wife?
23:25You know, down this part it's tradition for wives to accompany their husbands.
23:30Especially on wash day.
23:32Where is she?
23:33Well, she didn't say what she was doing, but I just assumed she has better things going home.
23:37Ah, don't buy it, man.
23:39Come on.
23:40It's past noon.
23:41No sign of the lunch.
23:44Where's the missus?
23:45Mr. Scott, I brought your lunch.
23:49Pasta salad with extra mayonnaise just for you.
23:51And I was wrong to argue with Mrs. Scott, but I promise it won't happen again.
23:56Can I please move back in?
23:58Now there's a thoughtful woman there, huh?
24:01Bet she treats you better than your wife does.
24:03You are correct.
24:06Mrs. Scott never cared about him.
24:08Ooh.
24:09She's selfish and lazy.
24:11She doesn't do laundry.
24:13I bet her clothes stink.
24:14Ooh.
24:14And she never cooks.
24:16She can't tell salt from sugar.
24:17Oh, great.
24:18That's enough.
24:18Mr. Scott, I'm just being honest.
24:21Everyone can see Louise doesn't deserve you.
24:24Well, well, well.
24:25You sure do have a lot to say about me behind my back.
24:29Well, well, well.
24:31You sure do have a lot to say about me behind my back.
24:36Holy.
24:38Is this Troy's new wife?
24:40Good Lord, she looks like an angel.
24:42She's lovely, like a princess.
24:44You look amazing.
24:47But you didn't have to come down here with all this.
24:49Thank you for noticing.
24:50But I just thought I'd bring you some lunch.
24:54Here.
24:55I made this.
24:56Oh, thank you.
24:57And this is for you.
25:00Thought I'd bring you something to, you know, fuel your day.
25:03And the beer is just a little treat.
25:07Delicious.
25:08Troy boy couldn't ask for a better wife.
25:13And thank you so much for the lunch.
25:16It's wonderful.
25:17And you know what?
25:18I wanted to give something to you.
25:20A gift.
25:22A gift?
25:24Mm-hmm.
25:24Well, what are you going to give me?
25:26Big old bouquet tied up with a bow?
25:29Well, there's no bow on it.
25:30But you see this ranch?
25:33All the horses and everything on it.
25:35It's yours.
25:38All hundred acres and everything on it.
25:41It's yours.
25:44Has he lost it?
25:46Why does he always act like he owns the world?
25:50Maybe this will keep him quiet and stop all the crazy talk.
25:54You know, thank you so much for the present.
25:58Here.
26:20Fuck.
26:21Why am I thinking about that sex dream right now?
26:23Are you okay?
26:24Yeah.
26:26I'm fine.
26:28I should probably get back to washing the horses.
26:32Well, let me help you.
26:34You know a lot about washing horses?
26:37No.
26:38But I'm sure you could teach me.
26:52You keep your eyes on the horse, not me.
26:56Sorry.
26:57I thought, um, watching the teacher would be a part of learning.
27:00Well, I guess you're clever then.
27:03I guess you got this.
27:05You may try it yourself.
27:16I don't think so.
27:17Get out of here.
27:20No.
27:24Snake.
27:24Oh, come on.
27:26I mean it.
27:27There's a snake.
27:31Oh.
27:32Oh.
27:32Oh.
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