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00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:20I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:24I crushed since childhood.
00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:48I'm sorry.
00:52I always believed that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:58You just got pucked, Dora.
01:06But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
01:16It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
01:28Happy birthday to my dearest daughter.
01:32We love you so much.
01:34I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
01:38Get with Leo, lose my big card.
01:48You followed Leo to college for nothing.
01:58You idiot.
01:59You need to die a virgin.
02:01No.
02:02If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
02:06Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
02:11Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
02:14Dora.
02:15Can it wait?
02:16I'm just, I'm a little busy.
02:20Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
02:27I think we would make a great team.
02:30I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
02:37Oh my god!
02:58What did she just say?
03:00She's a virgin.
03:01L-M-A-O.
03:02How sweet.
03:07The bleeding little virgin.
03:10Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
03:16What else do you have to say to Leo?
03:2350.
03:24Hey.
03:25I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
03:27It's funny.
03:29Something in the toilet made me think of you.
03:31And then I heard your needy voice.
03:34I can't believe you're still a virgin.
03:39Wait.
03:40I totally can.
03:43But I do love what you've done with your hair.
03:46Cool.
03:51Don't have a mustache.
03:55I'll just, I'll leave you guys.
03:57Go.
03:58And this.
03:59It's interesting.
04:00Women have a choice for her.
04:01They can be appealing.
04:02Or they can be you.
04:03I like this cardigan.
04:04So would my great great great great grandmother.
04:05Leo's hot.
04:06You're not.
04:07Leo's rich.
04:08Poor.
04:09Leo's rich.
04:10Leo's rich.
04:11Poor.
04:12And you're out.
04:13Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:15I like this cardigan.
04:19So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
04:25Leo's hot.
04:27You're not.
04:28Leo's rich, poor.
04:30We're in, you're out.
04:32Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
04:37Mindy.
04:39Know your place, nerd.
04:41In the library, put in your nose with the oven.
04:52You could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
05:11What the hell?
05:14I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
05:17Up.
05:20Did your towel just fall?
05:23What?
05:27You could just take a peek.
05:29What?
05:30I want to see the peek.
05:32Oh, come on.
05:34It's not that bad.
05:37Ew.
05:40Oh, come on.
05:41It's not that bad.
05:42Hear.
05:44Oh, come on.
05:46It's not that bad.
05:47I need to take a peek.
05:48Why?
05:49You need to take a peek.
05:50oh come on it's not that bad I just told Leo that I was in love with him but
05:55Mindy was there so now the whole school is gonna know that I'm a virgin are you
06:00in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower come on I know you're in
06:05there virgin I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
06:20oh Troy no virgins here but you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
06:32thank you oh not so fast you are the ignorer I saved you
06:49now you owe me big time
06:56no way guys like you only want one thing
07:00such a help
07:02help passing them out
07:04listen I've got a really weird tech situation and I know you're good with
07:09that kind of stuff but it's got to be kept real secret
07:11if you got a virus from the porn site that's your own problem
07:14no no some stranger's putting money into my account and I'm worried there's
07:19you're setting me up to make it look like I'm throwing games
07:22match fixing that also sounds super dodgy I'm not touching it
07:28wait
07:30what if we did a deal
07:33you help me and I help you get Leo
07:37boom swing it for fifth base in no time
07:40it's a sexual reference for you wants to have sex with Leo
07:49it's not just sex
07:51I love Leo
07:53I've been waiting for him
07:55so do we have a deal
07:57okay but I need to clear something up
08:01fifth base I thought it was fourth
08:03you got some work to do
08:06you think I'm a joke
08:09it's called teasing door
08:12do you want Leo or
08:14okay so
08:17you teach me how to flirt and
08:20you know
08:21do things
08:23you want me to teach you how to kiss to laugh?
08:28I just want to know what Leo will expect
08:43I'm not super familiar with this stuff
08:46sweet
08:49alright
08:51maybe we should tackle it in order
08:54list it for me
08:55flirting fashion technique
08:58okay so you spend some time thinking about this
09:01alright
09:02flirting skills first and then boom
09:04hit the base
09:05sounds good
09:06just uh
09:07don't forget about fashion
09:08and we need a deadline
09:10how about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team
09:13you can make a big move there
09:14it's only two weeks away
09:16calm down
09:18you're not that hopeless
09:19we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
09:22okay
09:23sounds good
09:24my whole life's gonna change
09:28go team
09:29go team
09:31oh it's working
09:32got you
09:33Dora
09:34just the person I wanted to see
09:39oh shit
09:40I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday
09:44you did?
09:45yeah
09:46I was just feeling really insecure because
09:56I really like Leo
09:59I shouldn't have reacted that way
10:02yeah
10:03okay
10:04thanks
10:05did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
10:09you should totally come
10:11all of us lost our b cards at cake parties didn't we girls?
10:16totally
10:18totally
10:19what the hell Dora do you even live here?
10:40it's so friggin neat
10:41I like things organized
10:42what are you doing?
10:43checking to see if your underwear is color coded
10:44you probably have my solution of the week on it
10:45my underwear is none of your business
10:47I mean
10:48kind of is
10:49if you want my help landing Leo
10:51can we
10:52please stop talking about my underwear
10:53can we
10:54please stop talking about my underwear?
11:23just what are you doing?
11:32you have such incredible eyes Dora
11:37I've never noticed how beautiful they are before
11:48they're just eyes
11:50I have two of them
11:52like everyone else
11:53come on Dora
11:55I was flirting with you
11:57this is why I need help
12:03why couldn't I see what you were doing?
12:05just
12:06be open to signals
12:07don't be Dora
12:09the ignorer
12:11can I bore you?
12:15why would you care?
12:22because you have such beautiful eyes?
12:33you're flirting again?
12:34yeah
12:35you're supposed to say something flirty back
12:39something flirty back
12:41you're pretty packed
12:46I know
12:47I will practice on Leo
12:48at the party tonight
12:50what do you think?
12:52why not?
12:54but just remember
12:55you've still got your training wheels on
12:57don't expect miracles
12:59we'll need to have another flirting lesson
13:00alright
13:01I'll grab us a drink
13:17just try to be cool
13:20dude when am I not cool?
13:22why am I not cool?
13:28oh my god there's Leo
13:31you're worth a million of him
13:32but you have no idea
13:34yeah
13:35good luck
13:36here we go
13:37here we go
13:38here we go
13:40here we go
13:41here we go
13:47hey
13:51hey
13:53I felt you staring at me from over there
13:56was I?
14:00I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday
14:03you don't gotta say it
14:04say it
14:05Minnie's a bitch
14:07and you're awesome
14:08I am
14:10I am
14:21hey
14:23hey
14:24sorry I don't mean to interrupt
14:26this is cool
14:28cool
14:31I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday
14:35you don't gotta say it
14:36it's cool
14:38okay
14:43yes she does
14:44doesn't she girls?
14:47whatever it is
14:50and I think it
14:51is her vagina
14:53it's like a vagina
14:55we dry her
14:57we call it
14:58Adora
14:59what the hell do you think you're doing?
15:09we're doing nothing
15:11she means you
15:13because
15:14you're nothing
15:16oh
15:17I thought you were talking about how much lube you need
15:20she buys an inventi size tubes
15:23how cute
15:25but with how many guys you're seeing
15:26it's probably up to Trenta right?
15:30that's the hardest one
15:35don't you dare laugh
15:37well it's about me all of a sudden
15:47what are you seeing her?
15:48Dora
15:50Dora the boar
15:52does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
16:00she's great
16:02it's as simple as that Mindy
16:05do you know what it'll do for my reputation
16:08if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
16:12why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
16:17I think it's kinda sweet
16:26this is just the start you sexless ironing board
16:31get ready for the plan I have
16:33specifically for you
16:35in five minutes
16:42come on
16:43I'll tell you something about it
16:49come on
16:50I'll tell you something about it
16:56oh
16:58wait here
16:59I'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
17:00Leo
17:01I have been in love with you for years
17:11I think we'd make a great team
17:13I've been saving myself for you
17:15and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month
17:21ouch
17:23that's a real chick in the lady months
17:25could you beat Penny or Dustin?
17:30I don't know
17:32Danny and Nora?
17:34ready?
17:35okay
17:37take my virginity
17:39take my virginity
17:41take my virginity
17:42please
18:02please stop
18:08please let me go
18:12I am
18:13the only one I am
18:14and I am
18:16planning to help you
18:18to be as only for kids
18:20I am
18:22you know
18:24the only one I am
18:25and I do know
18:27the only one you are
18:29and I am
18:31free-to-go
18:33it is
18:35so wonderful
18:37even if we can
18:39hear that
18:41Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
18:46Please.
18:47Please, go.
18:48Mom, honey, you wanna go?
18:51Please.
18:53You can go.
18:55We just wanna hear you say it.
18:58One more time.
18:59Say, take my virginity.
19:03Say it.
19:05Say it!
19:06Say it!
19:07Say it!
19:08Say it!
19:09Say it!
19:10Say it!
19:13That's enough!
19:18That's enough!
19:29And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
19:33I don't care what anyone says.
19:35When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
19:39You're wrong.
19:42I'll finish it.
19:43I'll get you a tissue.
19:44I'll get you a tissue.
19:45I'm sorry.
19:46I'll get you a tissue.
19:47I'm sorry.
19:48I'm sorry.
19:49I'm usually a crier.
19:51I'm not you.
19:56I'm usually a crier.
19:57I'll get you a tissue.
20:14Sorry.
20:16I'm usually a crier.
20:19You can't let me get to you.
20:22You need to fight back.
20:23Like with a shark.
20:24You just need to punch her in the nose.
20:27Why do you care if she bullies me?
20:35You remind me of my little sister.
20:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
20:43I mean, she's eight.
20:44I really hope so.
20:48It reminds you of an eight-year-old?
20:49No.
20:51Stop crying.
20:57It's all going to be okay.
21:00Yeah.
21:02It's easy for you to say.
21:05You have to go to the hockey team.
21:07Everyone loves you.
21:08And I'm just Dora.
21:19I happen to think you're pretty great.
21:24And that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
21:28I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
21:37Because I meant it.
21:40I'm lying to you.
21:42I'm lying to you.
21:43I'm lying to you.
21:46Because I meant it.
21:47I'm lying to you.
21:52Because I meant it.
21:55I'm lying to you.
21:57The worst part is,
22:00I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
22:02You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you.
22:09No matter what you do.
22:10I just have to change the way that he sees me.
22:14I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
22:22Okay.
22:24We'll make it happen,
22:25if that's what you really want.
22:27Let's do another flirty lesson.
22:35Now?
22:37It's not like we have another party to get to.
22:47Great team.
22:50Let's pretend like we're on a date.
22:53Okay?
22:55Show me some pointers.
22:57Okay.
22:59So,
23:00flirting.
23:03You want to make
23:03lots of eye contact.
23:07And if you can,
23:10touch them.
23:13The arm.
23:20The hand.
23:21The hand.
23:23The hand.
23:24Yeah, it felt so good.
23:27Walking next to you.
23:29Mm-hmm.
23:30You said you liked me too.
23:32Sometimes I...
23:35I don't see how that would be like you.
23:37I don't know if this is fake, but it feels real.
23:41Nothing.
23:42You should be...
23:44And you should laugh at Leo's jokes if he makes any.
23:48Which you probably won't.
23:50And then you should find something special about him to compliment him, if you think of him.
23:57Yeah.
23:57I don't understand.
23:57I don't know if he's finding any more unhealthy.
23:58I don't do it.
23:59But I'm sure I could find any more unhealthy.
24:01You're a really good teacher.
24:02I don't know if it seems good.
24:03But what's it like?
24:04Well, you're in my house.
24:05You're a really good teacher.
24:10Hey, Mike.
24:11You smell so good.
24:13Just.
24:16I don't know.
24:16What's that?
24:17It just makes me want to get close.
24:19I was just trying to find a way
24:30Oh god
24:32This shit actually works!
24:41Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101
24:45You're better at this than you thought
24:46I know, who knew I had it in me?
24:50Just curious, why did you say that stuff about me?
24:55Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with
25:01And you went with, I smell nice
25:05What's wrong with that?
25:08How do you want to smell? A pair of sweaty old socks
25:12Hockey players are tough, okay? We don't smell nice
25:17Hey
25:19Relax
25:21You are still a beast on the ice
25:24I will let your secret get out
25:29Nobody gives me shit the way you do
25:32I like it
25:34Thanks
25:36Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
25:41Yeah
25:43It's around here somewhere
25:44No, no
25:45No, no
25:48I'm wrong
25:52Thanks
25:53There's an email
25:57Dora's helping Troy track the money?
26:06If she works out, I sent it.
26:08They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
26:10She's gonna fuck everything up!
26:18I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
26:20What's up with you and Dora?
26:27What's it to you?
26:30She's an old friend. Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
26:34Yeah?
26:36Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
26:39Dora. Hardly. She's like our team mascot.
26:44Perfect. Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating.
26:49I wonder if Troy will like this.
27:01I don't care what Troy thinks. This is about Leo, stupid.
27:15Going somewhere, Geek Girl?
27:18I've got a date with Troy.
27:30Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
27:35Where are you going? The library?
27:37I obviously did something to offend you.
27:42Everything about you offends me, Geek.
27:46The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave.
27:52I mean, do you have any self-respect?
27:59Can I go?
28:01Well, not until I help you out a little.
28:04I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
28:09And these have a definite gotta go.
28:13And this heart again?
28:18So gross.
28:20Stop!
28:22And you gotta bait the hook with something.
28:25You gotta fight back.
28:38Like with a shark, you gotta punch her in the nose.
28:41I'm tired.
28:42I'm tired.
28:43I'm tired.
28:44I'm tired.
28:45I'm tired.
28:46I'm tired.
28:47I'm tired.
28:48Sorry I'm tired.
28:49Yeah, you should be.
28:50Sorry, I'm late.
29:05Yeah, you should be.
29:06It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
29:11I know.
29:12Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
29:20It's the butt.
29:26Butt like a red one tear or two tears.
29:38I'll just stick to fourth base then.
29:40That's her.
29:51Oh, Chris.
29:52Are you Dora Miller?
29:55Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
29:57Whoa, whoa.
30:03Hang on a second.
30:04Can we just talk about this?
30:06This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
30:09No, she's the one who assaulted me.
30:11They opened my shirt and took pictures.
30:17I've seen you at the rink, yeah?
30:19Yeah.
30:19I don't miss a game.
30:20You guys are crushing it this year.
30:21Let's go.
30:22Thanks.
30:22Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
30:25She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
30:28Yeah?
30:29No.
30:30This is bullshit.
30:31This is not happening.
30:33Oh, really?
30:35Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear?
30:43That's what I thought.
30:44Sorry for this misunderstanding.
30:51Nice to meet you.
30:52Nice to meet you, too.
30:54See you in the next game?
30:55You will, go team.
31:03Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
31:07Got it?
31:20I can't believe you recognized him from the rink.
31:23No, I've never seen him before in my life.
31:26That was bullshit?
31:27It worked, didn't it?
31:30Unbelievable.
31:31You know what's unbelievable?
31:32Is you punching Mindy in the face?
31:35I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
31:37I don't know what happened, okay?
31:39Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face.
31:44Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
32:10I'm calling the cops.
32:11Well, you can stay with me tonight.
32:22I'll change my sheets.
32:24You can sleep in my bed tonight.
32:27I'll take the floor.
32:28I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
32:39He feels so good.
32:40Oh, no!
32:41Am I hot for Troy?
32:43Do you have something I could change into?
32:53Yeah, of course.
32:59Thanks.
33:00I'm so sorry.
33:14I did not realize.
33:17Relax, Doyle.
33:19You've seen worse in the locker rooms after a freaking meeting.
33:21Yeah, but that's, that's different.
33:26You can look now.
33:28You're still shirtless.
33:30That's how I sleep.
33:32But if you think you won't be able to control yourself.
33:35Dream on.
33:42What's the point?
33:44Come in.
33:46Babe.
33:46Mom.
33:47I hate you, baby.
33:52Cause it's been darkness all along.
33:57I hate you, baby.
34:02I hate you, baby.
34:04You can, uh, share the bed if you want.
34:25I trust you.
34:26A lot of people say you shouldn't.
34:29I don't know if I do.
34:31You're a gentleman.
34:32And you're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
34:39Are you sure?
34:41We can put a pillow in between us.
34:46We might need a thicker pillow.
34:47I want to, I want to...
34:49I want to.
34:58I want to.
35:00Baby.
35:01Ah, what happened to the pillow?
35:21Someone threw it on the floor.
35:23It wasn't me.
35:25Why would I do that?
35:27I don't know.
35:29Maybe because you want me to do this?
35:45And this?
35:47Maybe because you're just trying to find a way for me.
35:59You know Leah's the one I want.
36:01You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
36:05I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
36:09Thanks.
36:10Yeah.
36:11Sorry for freaking out.
36:13I just think maybe we should concentrate on fashion since the dance is tomorrow night.
36:21Yeah.
36:22I actually need to call my cousins about that.
36:24Yeah.
36:25Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
36:31Okay.
36:32I have an American history exam I got to get to so I'm going to.
36:42Hey, what's up?
36:44What's up dude?
36:46What's up dude?
36:47So, your door punched Mindy.
36:50It's unhinged man.
36:52Trust me dude.
36:54Mindy deserved it.
36:56You got to kick her to the curb bro.
37:01Why are you so down on Dora?
37:03Isn't she your friend?
37:05Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up.
37:09And you need to be more focused.
37:12I'm focused.
37:13Okay.
37:14Don't worry about me.
37:15Doesn't look it.
37:16When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
37:19you're running around with Dora all the time.
37:21Leo.
37:22Hey.
37:23Gotta wash this.
37:24Get it back to you.
37:25Mini trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
37:40Wow.
37:41Are you that desperate to get laid?
37:44Stop it.
37:57Stop.
37:58Okay.
37:59Troy is just a friend.
38:01It's nice to know what you really think of me.
38:06I was just looking out for you.
38:07Troy is the biggest player on campus.
38:09You're a virgin.
38:10I just didn't want you to get hurt.
38:13Thanks, man.
38:14There's nothing happening between us.
38:15Don't say that more, do you?
38:16Thanks, buddy.
38:17Great chat.
38:18Go team.
38:19Excuse me.
38:20The boss wants an update.
38:21Hey, Big Mike.
38:22How's it going?
38:23Hey, Big Mike.
38:24How's it going?
38:25How's it going?
38:26Great chat.
38:29Go team.
38:38Excuse me.
38:43The boss wants an update.
38:49Hey, Big Mike. How's it hanging?
38:53Right.
38:55Nothing.
38:57So, everything's set to where we lose the big match, except Troy's trying to figure where the money comes from.
39:07Then you'd better make sure that does not happen.
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