00:00Excuse me, what exactly is the problem?
00:01The problem, ladies and gentlemen, is your plane departed Montego Bay, Jamaica on April 7th, 2013.
00:09Today is November 4th, 2018.
00:13You've all been missing, presumed dead, for five and a half years.
00:19If it's really been five years, how am I still alive?
00:23You feel five years older?
00:25Let's start simply. After the plane left Jamaica, where did you land?
00:28We never landed anywhere until we landed right here.
00:31Now tell me what really happened.
00:33Took off on time, arrived three hours and 19 minutes later.
00:36Is this some kind of a stop? For God's sake!
00:38It makes no sense.
00:39Clear air, heavy chop, instruments never detected a thing.
00:43Turbine lights, like the roof was going to come right off, you know.
00:46I'm going to sue this airline into the ground.
00:54I don't understand.
00:56Why are you exactly the same?
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