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00:03I don't have time for this nonsense, okay? I should be working. Where is this contract
00:07wife that you found me? She'll be here any minute. Sir, why do you need a fake wife again?
00:16I need seed capital for my grandfather, but he's traditional and he's old school and he'll
00:20only invest if I'm married. You can do this. Marry a stranger, whoever he is, get the money.
00:35Stop! You can't barge into our apartment and kick us out. Your apartment?
00:40This is my property and you are three months late in your rent. Pack your shit and get out!
00:49Please. My grandma is sick and I'm applying for big tech jobs.
00:54Your grandma is sick. Boo! Pity does not work. Pay your rent or you are both evicted.
01:09I'm getting married to a stranger for money.
01:16Wait, I should at least check out his photo first.
01:20Watch out!
01:35What the hell? You should watch where you're going. You were the one standing in the middle of the bike
01:39lane. What the hell are you even doing here? What do you think I'm doing? I'm standing in front of
01:43a
01:43courthouse. Take a wild guess. Either getting married or divorced. An asshole like you,
01:48I'm guessing divorce. Okay, rude and wrong. I am waiting on my fiance to get married. Oh god,
01:54don't tell me he's my new husband.
02:01My fiance is you. You're late. Let's get this over with. I don't have a lot of time.
02:15Damn. I can't wait to marry you and get that ass. Worth every penny.
02:23Yeah, speaking of money, I need it to launch my modeling career.
02:29Was it a joke? It's missing a zero. It's supposed to be 150.
02:34I am a goddamn model, you cheap creep. You know what? Good luck with your shitty little
02:40computer business. Whatever.
02:43I'm cheap? You're just a cheap whore. You're not even worth a dollar.
02:53I never thought I'd do this.
02:59150? I thought- Don't be greedy. You're not going to get any more out of me.
03:03I thought we said 15,000. This is 10 times more. Grandma, we'll keep our apartment and then some.
03:12Are you all right? I'm great.
03:18So, husband, which-
03:22It's my personal number. For emergencies only. I'll see you in two years when we file for divorce.
03:27I guess that means no honeymoon.
03:35Your interview with PBS is all set. It's at 11 a.m. These are the list of questions they'll ask.
03:41I have something I have to do beforehand. I have to meet my so-called wife at the courthouse this
03:45morning.
03:46Today? May I ask why you haven't seen her since you married her?
03:50Because today, I'm divorcing her. Meet at the courthouse at 10 a.m. It's time for our divorce.
04:04The first message since I married him is about divorcing. Charming. Sounds good.
04:12Oh my goodness! You got a job interview.
04:17Olivia Allen, we are thrilled to invite you to interview with Awakened Intelligence.
04:25Oh my god! Oh my god! I can't believe it, Grandma! It's a big tech company.
04:33Oh, congrats! And oh my sweet girl. I love the name Olivia Allen.
04:42You raised me after my mom died. You gave me everything, Grandma. So I wanted to honor you
04:48by changing my last name from Blau to yours. I feel so blessed. Now, go take that uniform off.
04:58You are not a delivery driver. You are a big tech computer computer something.
05:07Programmer. It's just an interview, but I gotta rush. It's in an hour. But I have to get divorced first.
05:16You go get divorced and get that job and I'll make a quick rest, okay?
05:24Okay. Go. Go. Hurry.
05:27Two years ago, AI was a fantasy, but now I'm here at an AI company worth billions. Awakened Intelligence,
05:34led by a brilliant founder and CEO, Holden Allred. Awakened Intelligence? Is this your new boss?
05:41He is really cute. It's just an interview and he looks like a dork. Oh, please.
05:47Wish me luck. I'm gonna get divorced and get a job.
06:03All right. Where the hell is my so-called wife? I mean, I don't have much time here.
06:07Why did you bring a gift? We're getting a divorce. This isn't a celebration.
06:11To keep her happy and to make sure she divorces you, boss. By the way, do you remember what she
06:17looks like?
06:17Not really. She was some kind of delivery driver. Like, that ex?
06:29There's no time, sir. You're needed for an interview at the office.
06:32I don't really want to just get this over with.
06:34I'm sure you'll find another day to divorce her. We gotta go.
06:44Where is my husband? I'll be late for my job interview.
06:53I'm getting chills when they tell me you're not yourself.
07:01Oh, the picture of you cuts like a knife.
07:07Whatever they call us, whatever they'll do, they're running in circles, circle awful.
07:16There's a reason I've never done an interview. I hate publicity. I just want to be coding.
07:20Yes, sir. But your company is huge now. You have to be personable out there selling.
07:27Damn it. I'm dreading this. I mean, this has to go well. Our top investor, my grandfather,
07:31he's coming home today and we have that special VIP.
07:33Don't worry, sir. It's all scripted. There won't be any surprise questions.
07:40I was foolish to waste time at the courthouse. My stupid husband didn't even show up.
07:46Now I just need to focus on my job interview.
07:52Mr. Allred, thank you for letting me conduct your first TV interview.
07:56Sure.
07:57Okay. In two years, your company has expanded from an idea to a juggernaut with a nearly trillion dollar
08:04valuation. How do you feel? Good. Pleased.
08:07As a newly minted billionaire, tell me about you personally. Is there a special woman in your life?
08:12Let's just focus on the work.
08:14Oh, come on. You're rich, wildly successful, and handsome.
08:18Women must be throwing themselves at you.
08:20I wouldn't quite say that I have women.
08:34This feels familiar.
08:36Cut! Cut! Who is this girl?
08:40Oh my god. I... are you... you're the dork I saw on TV?
08:44Excuse me?
08:45No, I'm sorry. I just... I mean, you're Halton Allred, the founder and CEO.
08:51And who is this woman?
08:52Probably one of your crazy fangirls. I'll call security.
08:55No, no, I'm not. I'm not like obsessed with you or something. I just... I'm here for a job interview.
09:04Uh, sir, we are going to take the interview again.
09:08I know you hate this, but please try smiling.
09:16Smile with your eyes, not with your teeth.
09:21Good luck.
09:28And we're back. Mr. Allred, tell me about your personal life.
09:34I get why you'd ask that, but my private life is just that. Private.
09:39A man of mystery. Let's move on.
09:42She was right. Who was that girl?
09:51Make room. Out of my way.
09:54Sorry, Anna. Good morning.
09:55Good morning, Miss Anna. Looking good.
10:02Gosh, too many people. Don't you know how senior I am around here?
10:07Please reduce the elevator's weight before it is safe to move.
10:11I really can't miss this elevator or I'll be late for my interview.
10:15I'm too important to wait for the next elevator.
10:17Get out, geezer.
10:22Are you okay, sir?
10:24Yeah. Thank you, young lady.
10:25Hold the elevator, please. I have a big interview that I can't be late for.
10:29You and this lame old man are too fat. It's just man.
10:36Elevator AI system. How much do I weigh and how much does Anna weigh?
10:42Measurements indicate you weigh 109 pounds. Anna Ingram is 138 pounds.
10:50Sounds like you should be the one to leave, Anna. It's just math.
10:58I wasn't laughing at you, Anna. I was laughing at this poor girl.
11:03Get back from whatever hole you crawled out of. You don't belong here.
11:08So you either walk out or I'll have security come drag you out.
11:19Someone woke up on the wrong side of the broomstick.
11:22It's okay, sir. I'll wait with you for the next elevator.
11:25No, no. You're sweet, but I can't have you miss your interview. Miss, uh...
11:30Olivia. Right.
11:32There. Go get them, Olivia.
11:38Good luck.
11:40Hi. I'm Olivia Allen. Sorry, I just ran up 10 flights of stairs.
11:49Oh, you again? So you're a food delivery driver? Why should we hire you over the actually qualified candidates?
11:58Damn it. The mean girls from the elevator. They're interviewing me.
12:02I don't come from wealth and I couldn't afford the schools that most people in tech went to.
12:09But this is my dream job. I started coding before I knew how to tie my shoes.
12:14You don't have to make up a story.
12:16I'm not. I used this company's AI to program my personal assistant.
12:21I named her Mrs. Collinsworth. I thought it sounded posh.
12:25I am posh, Olivia. I hope your interview is going well.
12:29Cheerio. Hmm. The delivery driver can code.
12:34Wow. The girl from the elevator.
12:39Olivia, I'd like to offer you a job.
12:42Oh my god. Thank you. I've always dreamed of being a programmer.
12:46Programming our AI servers requires big computer systems.
12:50You'll be in our janitorial department cleaning our servers with a tiny little toothbrush.
12:57You will never get a job here. Now I can escort you out or call security to come drag you
13:04out.
13:11Oh, Grandpa Lyndon. Welcome back.
13:16You know, in the two years that I've been gone, you managed to take my five million dollar investment
13:20and turn it into the biggest company in the U.S.
13:24So I'm here to check on my investment and also check on my grandson.
13:30So, when do I get to meet your wife?
13:32Oh, right. My, um, my wife.
13:36He can't know. It's just a contract marriage with a stranger.
13:39You know, I'm not sure it's going to work out between me and Olivia.
13:42Nonsense. Olivia. I just met a lovely woman in the elevator named Olivia.
13:50She's here interviewing for a job. Oh, is that, is that your wife?
13:53I doubt that's my wife. She doesn't even know who I am or that this is my company.
13:58Well, she's lovely. You should hire her.
14:06Just because you woke up on the wrong side of the bed doesn't give you the right to be so
14:10cruel to play.
14:11Oh, cruel, huh? I'll show you cruel.
14:14Security, escort this Olivia out.
14:17Wait a second. Did Anna say that your name was Olivia?
14:20I'm, I was interviewing for a job.
14:25You failed the interview, sir.
14:30Work experience is non-traditional.
14:34Sir, non-traditional is an understatement.
14:37She delivers donuts and tacos through DoorDash.
14:39She clearly knows nothing about coding.
14:42That's not true.
14:43With your company's AI, I programmed my personal assistant, Mrs. Collinsworth.
14:48Here, let me show you.
15:03You clumsy idiot, Olivia. Get your hands off our CEO.
15:07Olivia, your heart rate has increased rapidly. Do you need medical attention? Or are you experiencing sexual arousal?
15:17Oh, um, I'm still working out the kinks on this AI assistant. It's glitchy.
15:24It's kind of cool. You're high.
15:26Really?
15:26What? Thank you, sir. This is my dream job.
15:30Mr. Aldrich, sir, this is my department. I strongly advise against this. She's an unqualified-
15:37And this is my company. She's hired.
15:40She's cute. That smile. My contract wife's name is Olivia. Could this be her?
15:48Olivia, right? Olivia-
15:51Allen. Olivia Allen.
15:52My wife's name is Olivia Blau. This isn't her. Oh, well.
15:57When did you meet my grandfather? He had good things to say about you.
16:00So is this why she was hired? Oh, well, I think there's a little misunderstanding.
16:05How could this food service worker meet your grandpa? Sir, I'm sure you're mistaken.
16:11The only thing I'm confused about is why you still have a job after we were treated on that elevator.
16:17Meet my grandpa. The first and biggest investor in our company. Lyndon Allred.
16:24This old man is our CEO's grandpa? Oh, gosh. I'm so screwed.
16:30Hi again. It's good to see you.
16:33Congratulations on your new job.
16:36And you, and if it were up to me, you would be fired right now.
16:40I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know. I just had a bad morning. Sorry.
16:45What's going on, Anna? Did you disrespect my grandfather?
16:48No, no, no, no. No, absolutely not. There was just a misunderstanding.
16:52Oh, some misunderstanding, huh?
16:55Anna, you're my top programmer and we're stretched thin so you can stay, but you're on thin ice.
17:00And Anna, I know that I'm not the CEO, but I am the top investor. And if I ever see
17:06you bullying people
17:08one more time, I will insist that you be fired.
17:12Get our newest employee cleared by Secret Service.
17:21Secret Service? Don't you read.
17:24The President of the United States is on his way. We're pitching him a massive government contract.
17:30We want. And I won't let you, Scris.
17:43Oh, wow. Your Secret Service?
17:47Ignore her. She's an idiot new hire. She won't survive a week.
17:49Yes, I will. This is my dream job.
17:53Anna Ingram, you and your team have passed all background checks.
17:57You're clear to meet the President.
17:58Ah, yes. Thank you.
18:00Not this one, Agent. You better run a thorough check on Olivia.
18:03Yeah. Please do, sir. I'm Olivia Allen.
18:07Marital status?
18:08Single. Well, wait, sorry. I'm technically married. Two years. Oops.
18:15You're married? A food delivery driver? What man would ever want to marry you?
18:21What's his name, huh?
18:22That's none of your business.
18:23It's my business, Olivia Allen. I have no record of you being married.
18:28If you lie to a federal agent, I must report it to the FBI.
18:31Wait. I'll text my husband and get the marriage license number.
18:36Well, I've come here for two reasons. Of course, the President of the USA is coming.
18:42And if everything goes well, we may secure a contract that's, oh, worth tens of billions.
18:48Oh, I've got that handle. What's the second thing?
18:52I've been gone for two years. It's time that I met my grandson's wife.
19:00Um...
19:00Hi. Sorry. I need our marriage license number. ASAP. Please.
19:05Whew. That's her now, actually.
19:08Let's say hi.
19:09Okay.
19:10But I'll need a favor in return.
19:15Olivia, if you lied about being married, you will not be meeting the President, and the FBI will arrest you.
19:20You'll be the shortest-term employee in history. Fired and arrested ten minutes into the job.
19:29You'll be the shortest-term employee in history.
19:30Our founder, Holden, is a brilliant genius.
19:33But even he makes mistakes, too. Like hiring you.
19:36I warned him. Soon you'll see how right I was.
19:40And he'll fall in love with me.
19:44I got my marriage license number.
19:46She's lying. She's not married.
19:47This is a valid marriage license, but it's for Olivia Blau. That isn't your name, Olivia Allen.
19:52I knew it! You're a liar!
19:54Can we let her see the President? With that fake name, I have to wonder if she's a spy or
19:59an assassin.
20:00No, wait. There's an explanation.
20:03Right after I got married, I changed my last name from Blau to Allen to honor my grandma who raised
20:10me after my mom died.
20:12Kudos to you for being such a patriotic, concerned American.
20:16Okay, Agent, she's obviously lying.
20:19Yes, I see the name change documentation here. Olivia Blau. I mean, Olivia Allen. You're cleared.
20:25I'm gonna meet the President? I'll make you humiliate yourself in front of him and hold him.
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