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00:00:00Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:22Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:52Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! I miss you!
00:01:03Okay, seatbelt! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:08You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:16Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:19I didn't realize you had another brother. Wish I didn't.
00:01:22But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:32Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:34How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:38Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:57Ah!
00:01:58Elle, you are behind on your rent. You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:02I am not going to let you struggle. You are my- hey, look at me. Look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend. Got it? Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12Uh, it is very modest though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:16Oh, here we are. I'm gonna puke. Oh, window, window.
00:02:33I'm- this is modest?
00:02:36Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:46Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:56Go! Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager. And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Mm-hmm.
00:03:17Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Slay.
00:03:24Hmm?
00:03:25Shall we?
00:03:26Sure, yeah, sure.
00:03:27Hehehehe.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:32Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:33I love it.
00:03:35I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:53Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:58I know girl, I'm speechless too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:06Why not?
00:04:08Because...
00:04:10Because I'm married.
00:04:14Because I'm married?
00:04:15Because I'm married?
00:04:16What?
00:04:17Ah!
00:04:18What do you mean who?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Where?
00:04:21Who?
00:04:22Who?
00:04:23Who is he?
00:04:24Is that him?
00:04:25Is that him?
00:04:26Show me.
00:04:27Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:28Holy...
00:04:29Shit.
00:04:30Is he a 15 tarots boutique?
00:04:32You know that Lees' starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:34$50,000?!
00:04:35$50,000?!
00:04:37No!
00:04:38I can't!
00:04:39I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:40To get something smaller.
00:04:41I'm sorry, wait, are you serious?
00:04:42You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:43He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you.
00:04:44I'll handle this.
00:04:45Community, don't...
00:04:46Don't.
00:04:47Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:04:48That is right, Mr. C.
00:04:49The biggest!
00:04:50And spare no expense!
00:04:51Do not send that.
00:04:52Do not.
00:04:53Do not.
00:04:54Do not.
00:04:55Do not.
00:04:56Not.
00:04:57Do not.
00:04:58To late!
00:04:59If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun...
00:05:16This guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun.
00:05:21He has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:26And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:45Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:53Take this one.
00:05:59What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L from Mr. C.
00:06:06Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some typhoon,
00:06:14it's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:20I love you.
00:06:21Love you.
00:06:22You need a nap.
00:06:24Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:33So go to the Mulholland house for now, as long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go, go, go.
00:06:39I can't believe I'm married and who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:06:59Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:14Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:21You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:29How did he know where I am?
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:04Night one one.
00:08:05What's your emergency?
00:08:06Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got...
00:08:11I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:17Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:19Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:22Help.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:26Who called the cops?
00:08:28Who called the cops?
00:08:30Oh, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:34You're...
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:41Oh, my God.
00:08:41It is you.
00:08:42Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What? Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:07Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is. It is.
00:09:10I'm, I am her brother's manager.
00:09:16You, that is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes, for like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:30Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:40No.
00:09:40Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm disarming.
00:09:46Okay, can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay, we're...
00:09:51Both living here.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:55Yep.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:56And I clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So I'm gonna...
00:10:01LAPD.
00:10:03LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:11LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:15Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:17Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Oh, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:24What?
00:10:25Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:29We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha, ha.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:09Do you mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, dog.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:22It's a pleasure to see you again, mystery.
00:11:23Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33watches.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:38Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:11:58I had my reasons.
00:11:59I had my reasons.
00:12:00I had my reasons.
00:12:00I had my reasons.
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:15Why are you laughing?
00:12:17Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing.
00:12:23Because you live here and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no.
00:12:38My life is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55That's, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:02Like he's like some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:15You do it, I have like a bad gag grief.
00:13:18Like you doing it, it's going to make, okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, just breathe, breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C, whatever your name is, we need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:43Clearly, I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:45My friends, they're, they're all getting married.
00:13:48They're all having kids and I'm not, and that's fine.
00:13:50But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:56What?
00:13:56Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:03But it's not funny.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04Not funny, not funny.
00:14:06So, I know, though, for a fact, that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:14Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:14Because you make me feel good.
00:14:21So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:33I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:43I think we're-
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop, let me go!
00:14:48No, don't think I'm-
00:14:48Oh my god!
00:14:55Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:07All right, what am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, there was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:20Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29Neither.
00:15:31All right, my point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances,
00:15:36but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, Elle, I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people,
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:56Yeah, they are.
00:15:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:14What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:19Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:20And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:26What do you say?
00:16:27For like a 30-day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah, you are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:46Higher stakes.
00:16:49Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:50I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle, I mean, that's life.
00:17:09All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:12You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1930 days.
00:17:20And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:24And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29Fine.
00:17:30I accept your terms.
00:17:32But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:40Oh, of course you do.
00:17:42Okay?
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start, no.
00:17:48That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Okay, most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:53Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:56Yeah, do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:18:00Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:06Okay, starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:097 p.m.
00:18:09Okay?
00:18:11You're buying.
00:18:13Term number three.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:14We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:17We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:22Wow.
00:18:22Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:28What?
00:18:28Never had one.
00:18:33No time or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:37Okay, great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:43Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:50My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're going to go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:58Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:19:00Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:02Slow.
00:19:20What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:23You just get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:47No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:17Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:52I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:58I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:04He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11I don't need to be up to noon.
00:21:206 in the morning, stupid.
00:21:22Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, oh, we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:29I don't need to be up to noon.
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00:21:59No! No, I don't care what you say. I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:06What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:10No!
00:22:12Fine.
00:22:18Totally.
00:22:20No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:24One night a week. Date night. 7pm, okay?
00:22:548pm, okay?
00:22:56No, I'm not playing.
00:22:59I still have fun too.
00:23:058pm, okay?
00:23:078pm, okay?
00:23:099pm, okay?
00:23:13That's quick.
00:23:16I'll be back from theскors.
00:23:18I'll be back from the show.
00:23:20I don't know.
00:23:50Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:10Good morning to you too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning,
00:24:15you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:30What? What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:35I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going. Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42I don't know. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:48Yeah, okay.
00:24:55You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me. Take it or leave it.
00:25:00Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:08Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:13God, he's boring.
00:25:14So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:36Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, I do.
00:25:39We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:57So true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:05So, what's he really like?
00:26:11If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:19He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works...
00:26:24A lot.
00:26:25I don't know. He's just different in Vegas.
00:26:27Of course he was.
00:26:28You were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:35Oh, God. He sounds like my brother.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:49You okay?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56I'm gonna go.
00:26:58Oh.
00:26:59I'm gonna go get some...
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:01Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:03I'm okay.
00:27:05I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11Or I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14TBD.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:17Yeah.
00:27:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38He's gonna take, um...
00:27:40No, no, no, no.
00:27:40Actual magic mushrooms and then...
00:27:45Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah.
00:27:47A healthy dose.
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:52Be well, Ether, sister.
00:27:55No.
00:27:56No, no.
00:27:56No, no, no, no.
00:27:58No.
00:27:59No, no, no.
00:28:00No, no, no.
00:28:01No, no, no.
00:28:02No.
00:28:02No, no, no, no.
00:28:03No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:04No, no, no.
00:28:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:06No, no, no, no.
00:28:06No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:07I have to come.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh, oh.
00:28:27Oh, hi.
00:28:28Um, thank you for driving me.
00:28:32Do I owe you anything?
00:28:34I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:37Oliver?
00:28:37Oh, he saved me.
00:28:42My angel.
00:28:45Come with me.
00:29:02Oliver?
00:29:05Oliver!
00:29:06Hey, big boy.
00:29:14You look.
00:29:18Oh, my God.
00:29:19It's you.
00:29:22Baby, huh?
00:29:24Are you high?
00:29:26Oh, this is just so crazy, because earlier her face was turning into yours, and now your
00:29:35face is turning into hers, and it's like you're, like, the same person.
00:29:41Oh, God, you're handsome.
00:29:43God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:46Chocolate in the air.
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh my God.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, no, no, wait, it's fine.
00:30:00It's fine, it's fine.
00:30:01It's a little vase.
00:30:02Everything's fine.
00:30:03No.
00:30:04No, it's not.
00:30:06It's not.
00:30:07It's everything.
00:30:09It's us.
00:30:10It's this.
00:30:11It's this.
00:30:13I wanted this to work.
00:30:15I did so badly.
00:30:18Oliver.
00:30:20I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:31Are you okay?
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:43Get it all out.
00:30:44Here, I got your little ponytail.
00:30:46So...
00:30:47Should we talk about it?
00:31:03No.
00:31:04I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:07Oh, no, no, no, no, not, not that.
00:31:17Um...
00:31:17This...
00:31:18This is...
00:31:21This is...
00:31:22This is wrong.
00:31:25What?
00:31:26Why wrong?
00:31:27Come on, Oliver.
00:31:30You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:36I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:40I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:43Two weeks?
00:31:45And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:48I don't know.
00:31:49I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:52I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:54It's a girl.
00:31:56Cut your losses.
00:31:58Get the annulment.
00:31:59Move on with your life.
00:32:01So...
00:32:02Um...
00:32:04I don't know.
00:32:05I think maybe at the 30 days...
00:32:09We should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:12Oliver?
00:32:23Oliver?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:36I'll move out.
00:32:36Right?
00:32:36Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:44Yeah.
00:32:44Go for it.
00:32:45I just want to watch.
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:51You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:53Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:33:00Okay, then.
00:33:02Pass the ball!
00:33:04Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time.
00:33:08I literally say this.
00:33:10Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go.
00:33:13Go, go, go, go.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:18Clippers win!
00:33:31It's a good game.
00:33:33Good defense.
00:33:36What?
00:33:36I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:54It's...
00:33:54It's prudent.
00:33:57It's prudent?
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Come on.
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02Wait, okay, but I want to ask you a question.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What was your first impression of me?
00:34:09It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:13We can really love it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:15Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:40Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:50Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:51I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:56Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:01Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:07Perfect.
00:35:08Me, Elle, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:15Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:24I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:27Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29What?
00:35:29Oliver!
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:37Excuse me.
00:35:39Are you lost?
00:35:40You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:43No, no.
00:35:43I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:47The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:49Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:51Go now.
00:35:52So sorry, Mr.
00:35:54Go now.
00:35:55Unprofessional.
00:35:57I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:05You can be really scary.
00:36:10Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:12Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:15Where are you, girly?
00:36:17You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:18And she's...
00:36:19Elle!
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:22Ow!
00:36:23I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:29Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:31I know.
00:36:31Same thing.
00:36:32Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:33I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:33No, no, no, no.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:35Why not?
00:36:35Oh, why?
00:36:36Because you're married?
00:36:37Come on, Elle.
00:36:39That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:50Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:03I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:08Basic brand marketing.
00:37:10You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:19I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here, open up.
00:37:26I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, okay.
00:37:31I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:33Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds.
00:37:37Three, two, one.
00:37:42Two, one.
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46So.
00:37:48What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing, I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up, who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Craze fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:59Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:03Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:07Hey.
00:38:08So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:12I'm so sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:14Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:15Excuse me?
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:17Shh.
00:38:26Artists have crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:30Is he flirting with me?
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:40It was okay.
00:38:41You only should I fire?
00:38:41No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:43I'll blame you.
00:38:43No.
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but you probably get it all the time, but you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:53Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:55Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:56Eeeeee!
00:38:57Do I hear nuptials, Merlin?
00:38:59Ken!
00:38:59Stop.
00:39:02Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:08It's over.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12Now I got you too.
00:39:14Pierce, take us ready for you backstage and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:19Well, I hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:23Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Elle, don't leave this time.
00:39:26And maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:39Am I psyched?
00:39:40Maybe this will be fine.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:50He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:52Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:55Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:03How do you know?
00:40:04It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right?
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Great.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:19How did she do that?
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:22Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:31Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:41Oh, my God.
00:40:51Okay, we'll be writing this time with the show.
00:40:53Oh, who cares?
00:40:54I've seen it a million times, and you will too, as his future wife.
00:40:59Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:41:01Oliver.
00:41:02Ugh.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:04Oliver.
00:41:04I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:10You know?
00:41:11Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like spiraling
00:41:15beforehand, and he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:27She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:31You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:39Good for you, girl.
00:41:41Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:47I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:56Fairy tales don't exist, though.
00:41:59You clean up nice.
00:42:10Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:14I deserve that.
00:42:15You ditched me.
00:42:17Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:19Am I not, what, Posh?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:29Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:33Right now.
00:42:34Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:48I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:50Very good time.
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'll try.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:05What?
00:43:06Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:12Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:16So, where are we going?
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:19Okay.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:20Okay.
00:43:21Okay.
00:43:22Okay.
00:43:23You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:33He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:39An abandoned construction site, aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:45That's...
00:43:45Your breath backs.
00:43:47It's my house.
00:43:48Or it will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:51Okay.
00:43:53That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that?
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:02Perfect thing you're creative.
00:44:03Mr. Business.
00:44:05I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:14So...
00:44:15Give me the vision.
00:44:16Okay.
00:44:17I'm trying to picture.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:19This is where the couch would go.
00:44:20Oh, right here.
00:44:21Okay.
00:44:22This is where the projector would be.
00:44:23Projector.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:26I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:32Okay.
00:44:33If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35Yeah.
00:44:36I was a travesty.
00:44:37Of course.
00:44:38Yeah.
00:44:39I was a travesty.
00:44:40Of course.
00:44:43I thought this was over, but now what's happening between us?
00:44:50Okay.
00:44:51So...
00:44:52What about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:55That...
00:44:56Oh, it's easy.
00:44:57Yeah.
00:44:58That'd be your spot.
00:45:00I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:45:03You can hang up your prints.
00:45:05I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and that's where
00:45:10you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:11How did you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:14I may have looked at your website.
00:45:17Oh my God, you are a software.
00:45:18No, I'm not.
00:45:19That's your thing.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay?
00:45:21Big difference.
00:45:22I don't know about that.
00:45:27I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:33Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:37You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:41And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:46Like right now.
00:45:49Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:53More than just my manners.
00:45:54I know.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:56I know.
00:45:57What I don't know is...
00:46:03What you want.
00:46:04Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:08You.
00:46:09You.
00:46:28In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:32I was falling for him.
00:46:34There was no doubt about it.
00:46:35There was no doubt about it.
00:47:09Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:20Oliver?
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:23Can you tell me something?
00:47:24Just about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you for it.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:44I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:58I'm so sorry.
00:47:59I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:12I'll be in touch?
00:48:15God.
00:48:16Al, what are you doing?
00:48:21God.
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:32What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:35Rebranding.
00:48:36That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:48Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:50Look.
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:57I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:49:00What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:07Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:15I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:19Sick burn, bro.
00:49:20How dare you?
00:49:20Stop it, the both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:28Give her sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:38You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:41Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:42So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:55It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:50:05Oh God, please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:12My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, let me guess.
00:50:21My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's like, experienced, professional.
00:50:28We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:31Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:35I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so.
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:41Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:45I don't.
00:50:45I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Elle, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's settled down.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:12Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30No, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:35Oliver, uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a turbulent either.
00:51:41I don't know, Miss.
00:51:42Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:48Just.
00:51:56Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:59Hey, Ken.
00:52:04Okay, don't scream.
00:52:06I have news.
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:09No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:14A family feature on my family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:19I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow.
00:52:25I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:28Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch.
00:52:51Lenity.
00:52:51This is huge.
00:52:52This is major.
00:52:53Like, like, career defining.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:56Yes, I will be there.
00:52:57I will so do it, of course.
00:52:59Yes.
00:52:59Okay, let's go.
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:08Okay, go on.
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:19Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:27Yay, okay.
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:30Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:32I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:42Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:54She's so excited.
00:53:55Let us want to ravel everything I've kept hidden.
00:53:57So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:06Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13I mean, maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:15Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:32She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:34I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:40I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:42Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:49All good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:05You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:07Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:10Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver?
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:40She's here, don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:06I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:10Sure.
00:56:11Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Ah, yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:19Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25There's my right one.
00:56:27Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on, it's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to, uh, jam out to Blink-182.
00:56:35For the record.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:40And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:18I'm flattered.
00:57:20But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Kennedy, she...
00:57:24No, I know, I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:27I...
00:57:29Really.
00:57:30He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:32Thanks.
00:57:34See ya.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:37I cannot believe...
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:48Hmm?
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:55The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:58To leave a message...
00:58:01Where?
00:58:01Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22Everything's fine.
00:58:23Oh.
00:58:23If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26You got this.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:44Kennedy!
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Text your brother.
00:58:47Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie.
00:58:50Add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You look washed out without it.
00:58:53Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:03Wait.
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:11All right, places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:17Of course.
00:59:18Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:36Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met.
00:59:48Oliver.
00:59:50My older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:54Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:56Elle.
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:04Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:09The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:15About you?
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:20Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:25You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:39Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:45I assumed you knew.
01:00:46No.
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, well you obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:58I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:02You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:05I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:11Your what?
01:01:12No.
01:01:13This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:20How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait.
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:24Oh my God.
01:01:30You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:54I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:01Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:07Ew.
01:02:08Screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm good.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:13No.
01:02:13Okay, start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34All right, ready?
01:02:35Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:39Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:41Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:43She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:45I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:58And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just, I wanted it.
01:03:03Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong, okay?
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10Okay?
01:03:10I mean, I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:13Understatement of the century.
01:03:15But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:22Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go, talk to her.
01:03:32Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:37And all of us, I do love you, you know.
01:03:46Me too.
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:04:07It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:17I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:24I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:26Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:40And so I knew it was time.
01:04:42Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:47I said, how about Hardin in that 6.4?
01:04:49Mom?
01:04:49You like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:50Hardin, you like that?
01:04:51Hardin, you like that?
01:04:51I...
01:04:52I...
01:04:52Can I, um...
01:04:53Can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:00I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:00Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:19Just hoping it works.
01:05:30This is the last one.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37So, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:48He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:51El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:17I envied you immensely.
01:06:19So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:28I know we're different, though.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway.
01:06:33Any day.
01:06:35But I leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:40The papers are included here.
01:06:43Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:46It's just about ready now.
01:06:47Where we'll watch the clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, El.
01:06:54Please say yes.
01:06:56We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:59How's it looks nice?
01:07:14I saw the swing.
01:07:19Who came?
01:07:21Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:23Cheesy.
01:07:26Or, like, too much.
01:07:29No.
01:07:31El, I meant every word.
01:07:33I am so sorry.
01:07:36You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:39I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:43But, then again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:01I love you, too.
01:08:09Really?
01:08:09I love you.
01:08:09I love you.
01:08:31The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:41I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay?
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:49Our love for the clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:55And, no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:06And, almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:12We renewed our vows.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now.
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