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Love to Hate You #FULL EPISODE
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00:00:00Okay, mom. Here I am. Day one at Cavendish Hall, the most elite private school in the country.
00:00:06I earned a scholarship just like we planned.
00:00:09Promise me, Harper, you won't give up on our dream.
00:00:13The best high school education in the country at Cavendish Hall.
00:00:17And then, Harvard.
00:00:19And don't just work hard. Have fun, too. Fall in love.
00:00:23Voted Prime Queen.
00:00:25Voted Prime Queen, mom, really?
00:00:28I want my smart, beautiful daughter to have everything she deserves. Promise me, Harper.
00:00:35I have to make all the right moves this year so I can make my mom proud and keep my promise to her.
00:00:40And who knows, maybe even meet someone amazing.
00:00:45Thanks for giving me a ride.
00:00:47Hey, you looked really hot at volleyball training.
00:00:50Show me your abs.
00:00:53Go look at Hamilton's abs, okay? He's your boyfriend.
00:00:56Oh, almost forgot, mom.
00:00:58I figured it didn't happen, right?
00:01:00I figured it out. I'm running with Hamilton, so...
00:01:03I don't know what you're missing out on.
00:01:06Portia, what the fuck? Okay, look, I'm not interested in you, okay?
00:01:09I only see you as a friend.
00:01:11What?
00:01:12Portia, stop.
00:01:17Jesus Christ, Portia, stop.
00:01:19Portia, stop!
00:01:20Stop!
00:01:26Stop!
00:01:32Shit.
00:01:35I think I just hit someone.
00:01:36Don't worry, I'll help you hide the body.
00:01:40Shit.
00:01:42Hey, wake up.
00:01:44Relax.
00:01:45Your dad's like the third richest guy in the world.
00:01:48Who cares about a nobody?
00:01:50She's not breathing.
00:01:51Hey, hey.
00:01:52Come on.
00:01:53Wake up.
00:01:54Wake up.
00:01:55My first kiss.
00:02:06His lips are so soft.
00:02:08I never imagined it would be like this.
00:02:11Why do I feel like I've been waiting for you all my life?
00:02:15Wait, why is a complete stranger kissing me?
00:02:17Get off me, creep.
00:02:18What the fuck?
00:02:19I was trying to save your life.
00:02:20Right after almost taking it?
00:02:21Thanks.
00:02:22Typically rich jerk.
00:02:23Shouldn't you be calling your lawyer?
00:02:24Trying to scam money off me?
00:02:25That's what you people usually do, isn't it?
00:02:26You people, what's that supposed to mean?
00:02:27Have?
00:02:28Have not.
00:02:29He means people from Trashcanistan like you, and she hasn't got a lawyer, a parole officer
00:02:46sure that here screams Juvie.
00:02:50Let's go.
00:02:51Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:02:52Doodle-oo.
00:02:53You're done.
00:02:54But you almost killed me.
00:02:56What are you entire a SSHOL?
00:02:57Dude, that feels so insane.
00:02:58I know.
00:02:59You had to be there.
00:03:00I wish man.
00:03:01Thanks for giving Coach that lift by the way.
00:03:04I am going to deserve this.
00:03:05You know, you're going to have the light of mind.
00:03:06This is the last one.
00:03:07I'm going to do so.
00:03:08That's crazy.
00:03:09I'm going to love you.
00:03:10You're going to love you.
00:03:11A survey.
00:03:12I am going to love you.
00:03:13I am going to love you.
00:03:14I am going to love you.
00:03:15I am going to love you.
00:03:16I am going to love you.
00:03:17Let's go.
00:03:18Wait, you're just going to leave?
00:03:19It's a little bit, by the way.
00:03:22Hamilton is obsessed with Portia.
00:03:24It'd kill him if he knew she's just using him
00:03:26to make a move on me.
00:03:27Yeah, no problem, dude.
00:03:30Everyone, I would like you to meet
00:03:32our new scholarship student.
00:03:35Ew, not another poverty-stricken wannabe.
00:03:38Can we, like, stomp it with the charity cases already?
00:03:42As I was saying, class, I would like you to welcome
00:03:45our new student, Harper Sullivan.
00:03:49You're so cute.
00:03:50Oh my God, that's his name.
00:03:53That's my star.
00:03:58You?
00:04:01Thanks for dressing well for your first day, peasant.
00:04:03Way to show your appreciation.
00:04:05Portia, please.
00:04:07How poor do you need to be to get a scholarship anyway?
00:04:10Like, dog food for dinner for, or like,
00:04:12shopping at Walmart for.
00:04:15That's enough.
00:04:17Now, your social science projects.
00:04:20Anderson, you don't have a partner,
00:04:21so you can work with Harper.
00:04:26Uh, I'd prefer to work alone, miss.
00:04:28That's okay with me.
00:04:29I wouldn't want to inconvenience his royal highness.
00:04:32Lad her on the same page, charity girl.
00:04:34Well, at least I'm not some pervert who is so desperate.
00:04:37He has to steal kisses from strangers.
00:04:39Bro, you kissed her?
00:04:41Look, I didn't kiss you on purpose.
00:04:44Oh yeah, I'm sure.
00:04:45That's enough.
00:04:46I've made my decision.
00:04:47You two will work together.
00:04:49Now seats, please.
00:04:51Is, is this seat taken?
00:05:04Sure you'll be safe.
00:05:06Since I'm such a pervert, I apparently can't keep my hands to myself.
00:05:09What, you expect him to put an Hermes bag on the floor?
00:05:13That bag gets its own seat in first class.
00:05:17It's got more frequent flyers than you'll ever have.
00:05:32Hey, stay away from Anderson.
00:05:36You'll never be worthy of him.
00:05:38Everyone, seats, please.
00:05:45Okay class, can you please turn to page 72 of your textbooks?
00:05:50Because today we are discussing molar mass.
00:05:53Now, molar mass-
00:05:55This is why I hate rich boys.
00:05:57They're all the same.
00:05:58They wreck everything they touch.
00:06:06My pendant.
00:06:08I can't lose that pendant.
00:06:13I want you to have something.
00:06:16No, mom, that's your necklace.
00:06:18It's yours now.
00:06:20It was my mother's before me.
00:06:22And her mother's before her.
00:06:24Wear it and think of me.
00:06:27I will, mom.
00:06:28I'll wear it every day.
00:06:31Where is it?
00:06:36I could have put it in here.
00:06:38Good.
00:06:39You're home.
00:06:40Rent just doubled starting this week.
00:06:43But I already gave you everything for bond and first month's rent.
00:06:47If you don't have the money, we can work out a payment plan.
00:06:52You know what I mean?
00:06:53Hmm?
00:06:54Ugh.
00:06:55I'd rather die.
00:06:56That's really generous of you.
00:06:57I'll get back to you on that.
00:06:59I'll take this as interest.
00:07:01Great Harvard.
00:07:02Now I have to somehow find somewhere else to live with no money, survive my first day
00:07:06at a new school, and on top of finding my lost necklace.
00:07:08I was wearing it.
00:07:09Get off me, creep.
00:07:10That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:15I'll be safe.
00:07:16Wait.
00:07:17Turn left.
00:07:18It's really great.
00:07:19I'll take that ball.
00:07:20Get off me, creep.
00:07:21That rich asshole must have taken it.
00:07:28You know what?
00:07:29Hey?
00:07:30Come to hell!
00:07:32You know what?
00:07:33The vivre to live now is like this.
00:08:09I mean, you're not my usual type, but if you're that desperate...
00:08:24And you're drained, you arrogant asshole.
00:08:34Going somewhere?
00:08:35I want my necklace back, thief.
00:08:38What are you talking about?
00:08:39My pendant.
00:08:40You took it this morning after you drove into me.
00:08:43Okay, get real.
00:08:44Why would I want anything you have?
00:08:46And it was barely a tap.
00:08:48I don't believe you, but...
00:08:51I did see something very interesting on my way here.
00:08:54You missed me.
00:08:56I missed you.
00:08:57I missed you, too.
00:08:58Does your best friend know you're hooking up with his girlfriend?
00:09:05It's not what it looks like.
00:09:07Really?
00:09:09How about how this looks?
00:09:12Thanks for getting a portion of the lip, by the way.
00:09:14It would kill Hamilton if he saw this.
00:09:15Okay.
00:09:21How much do you want to delete it?
00:09:24I don't want your money.
00:09:25I want my necklace back.
00:09:26I told you.
00:09:27I don't have it.
00:09:28Shit.
00:09:29I think he's telling the truth.
00:09:35Yeah.
00:09:37If you need $500, you can delete that pic.
00:09:39I don't want your money.
00:09:41Then what do you want?
00:09:43I need somewhere to live.
00:09:46My creepy landlord just doubled my rent.
00:09:50And the way he looks at me, I just...
00:09:52I don't feel safe.
00:09:57Never be.
00:10:00Wait.
00:10:03If you promise to keep my secret,
00:10:05you can stay here.
00:10:07Deal?
00:10:16Uh, which side's mine?
00:10:18No side.
00:10:19This is where you're sleeping.
00:10:20What?
00:10:20No, I'm not living in your freaking closet.
00:10:22This isn't what we agreed to.
00:10:24I said you could stay.
00:10:25I didn't say where.
00:10:27But I'd be sleeping with your shoes.
00:10:29Yeah.
00:10:31They won't mind.
00:10:32I mind?
00:10:34Look, my father, total hard-ass.
00:10:36There is no way he'd let you stay.
00:10:38So, he can't know about this.
00:10:40Take it or leave it.
00:10:42Who am I kidding?
00:10:43Beggars can't be choosers.
00:10:46All right.
00:10:47We have a deal.
00:10:49Hold up.
00:10:50There will be rules.
00:10:52Oh, definitely.
00:10:53I know you spoil rich boys alike.
00:10:55One, don't talk to me at school.
00:10:58We are not friends.
00:11:00Gladly.
00:11:02Two, keep your hands to yourself.
00:11:04Three, same goes to you.
00:11:06No checking out my six-pack.
00:11:08Four, no falling in love with me.
00:11:13Deal?
00:11:13I need to pack my stuff before.
00:11:31You have a key to my apartment?
00:11:33I'm the landlord.
00:11:35This is my property.
00:11:36Doesn't mean you can just let yourself in.
00:11:38Are you going to accept my generous offer?
00:11:41I'm leaving.
00:11:42I'll be gone in a minute.
00:11:43Hey, you signed the lease.
00:11:46You doubled the rent knowing I couldn't afford it.
00:11:48I'm going to need $500 for breaking that lease.
00:11:51Okay?
00:11:52Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:53Let me go.
00:11:54$500.
00:11:55Let me go.
00:11:57Or you can work it off.
00:12:02Let go of me!
00:12:06Let go of me!
00:12:07Get off her!
00:12:19Get off her!
00:12:22What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:12:24You better get out of here, before I knock your teeth out.
00:12:38Hey.
00:12:40Come on.
00:12:41Let's get you out of here.
00:12:45Whoa.
00:12:46Hey.
00:12:46I got you.
00:12:47I'm okay.
00:12:49I just need a moment.
00:12:58I can't believe you saved me.
00:13:01Why does she feel so good in my arms?
00:13:03God, you just can't get enough of me, can you, food stamps?
00:13:07You're gross.
00:13:08You know that?
00:13:12Oh, man.
00:13:14This mattress is so soft.
00:13:16It's like I'm lying on a cloud.
00:13:17You think I'm jealous of your bed?
00:13:20I've slept in way worse places than a rich boy's closet.
00:13:25That's spoiled rich young adult.
00:13:27Thanks, food stamps.
00:13:28What's so important about this pendant that you had to break an end of four anyway?
00:13:33It was my mother's.
00:13:35So, it's like a family heirloom.
00:13:38Yeah, something like that.
00:13:41Except I don't have a family anymore.
00:13:43I'm not just one.
00:14:00Come on.
00:14:02Where's this stupid necklace?
00:14:06And it must mean a lot to her.
00:14:13Get in, food stamps.
00:14:19One time.
00:14:20Or you can relate.
00:14:23Does it have a handle or...
00:14:27I'm sorry.
00:14:37Thanks for the ride, trust them.
00:14:40I need to find my mother's necklace.
00:14:43Give me your hands.
00:14:44Are you going to be gross again?
00:14:47Just give me your hands.
00:14:53Wait, where was it?
00:14:54How did you find it?
00:14:56What is wrong with me?
00:14:57Why did I just give away the only leverage I had over her?
00:15:02You lied to me last night.
00:15:04You had it this whole time, didn't you?
00:15:06That's how she sees me?
00:15:08Yep.
00:15:09That's right.
00:15:10I just wanted to see what you were prepared to do to get it back.
00:15:15You're disgusting.
00:15:20Get off me.
00:15:24That's the second time you slapped me.
00:15:26Guess who's walking to school?
00:15:28Enjoy being late for class, food stamps.
00:15:31Come on, get out.
00:15:32Shoot.
00:15:32Two thousand words on the Civil War.
00:15:58Guaranteed A.
00:15:59Nice, thank you.
00:16:06Hey!
00:16:07Keep that back.
00:16:08Ah, selling school homework.
00:16:10You know that's an instant expulsion for scholarship students?
00:16:15Shit, he's gonna use this against me.
00:16:17You blab on me, I'll blab on you.
00:16:19Usually it's your destruction.
00:16:21Relax, food stamps. I'm not gonna rat you out.
00:16:24In the meantime, try to be a better person.
00:16:29Oh my God!
00:16:34That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches!
00:16:39That's seven minutes, you sexy bitches.
00:17:00Oh my God, it's trash.
00:17:09We're in Afghanistan.
00:17:11Our poor little orphan, moonlighting as a cleaner.
00:17:14How precious.
00:17:18Toilet cleaner?
00:17:20How appropriate.
00:17:24No, no, wait, no, stop, stop, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I only have one uniform, please.
00:17:39Harper.
00:17:46What was that?
00:17:49No, no, that must be wrong.
00:17:52Who put her name in the bowl?
00:17:53Anderson and the scholarship girl.
00:17:55Whoo-hoo!
00:17:57Come on.
00:18:00What's going on?
00:18:01Is this some type of game?
00:18:02Seven minutes in heaven.
00:18:03You've never played before?
00:18:05You get seven minutes in the dark together.
00:18:07And you gotta make them all count.
00:18:09Nudity is highly encouraged.
00:18:11Damn, bro.
00:18:12Way to make those seven minutes count.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15I wanna say that name.
00:18:16Show it to me now.
00:18:17Might as well get it over with.
00:18:18What's wrong?
00:18:19Too scared to play?
00:18:32Might as well get it over with.
00:18:35What's wrong?
00:18:36Too scared to play?
00:18:52Give me that.
00:18:53Yes.
00:18:56Just take it.
00:18:57Why didn't you just pick Portia?
00:19:03Since you two are already sneaking around behind Hamilton's back.
00:19:06None of your business.
00:19:07Then why pick me?
00:19:08Because you hate me.
00:19:10Plus, I knew you wouldn't get any ideas.
00:19:12You're definitely safe with me.
00:19:14Couldn't think of anything worse.
00:19:15Straight back at you.
00:19:17This is gonna be the longest seven minutes of my life.
00:19:20What are we even supposed to do in here?
00:19:22We need a kiss.
00:19:27Everyone's gonna know if we don't.
00:19:29Just two seconds.
00:19:31Enough to, uh, mess up your lipstick.
00:19:34And make it look good.
00:19:45This is ridiculous.
00:19:47Hey, you think I want this?
00:19:50Throw that in the way.
00:19:54Who even put that loser's room in the bowl?
00:20:15My necklace!
00:20:16Oh!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20That's my boy!
00:20:22That bitch.
00:20:23I can't let her so Anderson from me.
00:20:25My hair is corned, you stupid belt buckle.
00:20:27Okay, um, hold on.
00:20:28Let me just...
00:20:30Okay, okay, go, go, go.
00:20:31How could it hurt?
00:20:32Okay, let me, let me try something else.
00:20:35Ow!
00:20:37Lucky girl.
00:20:39Anderson's the biggest guy in school.
00:20:41If you know what I mean.
00:20:42If you know what I mean.
00:20:45Go, Andy!
00:20:47Hold still for a sec.
00:20:48I can't do anything with you thrashing around.
00:20:50I need to get out of here now.
00:20:52Just take a deep breath.
00:20:54I can't breathe.
00:20:56Try to think of something else.
00:20:58Anything else.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00Why did you really pick me?
00:21:02Why do you care?
00:21:03Because we're practically sleeping in the same room.
00:21:06So if you have a crush on me, I'd like to know so I can protect myself.
00:21:10Protect yourself?
00:21:11Please.
00:21:12If anyone has a crush on anyone, it's you on me.
00:21:15Oh!
00:21:16Be real.
00:21:17Oh my god, you're so full of yourself.
00:21:19I need to get out of here!
00:21:20Okay, hang on.
00:21:21Careful!
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:29Oh my god.
00:21:33What a little whore.
00:21:37I bet you couldn't wait to slut your way into Anderson's pants.
00:21:43I just thought what it looks like.
00:21:48Not cool, Portia.
00:21:49Anderson?
00:21:53Hurry up.
00:22:03You're home late.
00:22:11You okay?
00:22:12I'm amazing.
00:22:14I love cleaning up after-rich kids.
00:22:16It's my passionate life.
00:22:18I meant because of Portia.
00:22:21She went in pretty hard at the party.
00:22:24Yeah.
00:22:25She's a bully.
00:22:26That's what bullies do.
00:22:29Why do you care?
00:22:30She's right.
00:22:33Why do I care?
00:22:34I don't.
00:22:36Obviously.
00:22:38But, I'd hate for you to quit before you save up enough money to, you know, move out of my closet.
00:22:43Trust me.
00:22:44No one wants that more than me.
00:22:47Hey, you know, signing up for every extracurricular club the school offers isn't gonna make you prom queen.
00:22:54Oh my god, how does he know I promised mom I'd be prom queen?
00:23:04Why would I want to be prom queen?
00:23:05I don't care about fashion and popularity.
00:23:09Then why sign up to every extracurricular club the school offers?
00:23:13I promised my mom I'd be prom queen, okay?
00:23:18It was important to her that I wouldn't miss out on anything and she was dying.
00:23:24So, I promise.
00:23:27Look, you don't really stand a chance, right?
00:23:30Portia, she always wins.
00:23:33Always.
00:23:34I have to try.
00:23:36For my mom.
00:23:38Anderson?
00:23:40Shit.
00:23:41It's my father.
00:23:42You wanted a scene?
00:23:43Okay, get in the closet.
00:23:44Quick, go.
00:23:50Father.
00:23:57What do you want?
00:23:59The, um, Dean's Awards are this week.
00:24:03Do you think you'll be able to make it?
00:24:04You think the business runs itself?
00:24:06I can't take time off for every little thing.
00:24:10And you shouldn't need me there to hold your hand.
00:24:13Poor Anderson.
00:24:14It's like his dad hates him.
00:24:16I don't need you there.
00:24:18It's cool.
00:24:22What was that?
00:24:23Uh, my phone.
00:24:27Must have left it in my coat pocket.
00:24:36I don't need you.
00:24:37I don't need you.
00:24:38Or I don't need you.
00:24:39To get out of here.
00:24:53Yeah.
00:24:55Hi, I'm Harper, Anderson's study partner.
00:24:57We've got a big assignment together.
00:25:05You're the new scholarship student at Cavendish Hall.
00:25:08Yes, that's me.
00:25:09I don't care what you do when you're not here,
00:25:12but don't bring trash into my home.
00:25:14Are you for real? I'm not trash.
00:25:17She's not like that father.
00:25:18My over-sex son is the heir of a great fortune and a renowned name.
00:25:23And no slippery street slut is gonna fuck her way into our world.
00:25:28So you can hunk your little gold digging shovel elsewhere.
00:25:32Stop it, father.
00:25:33I'm not interested in your money.
00:25:36The mating call of every parasite everywhere.
00:25:42Don't ever let me see her here again.
00:25:45Yes, sir.
00:25:53Look, I'm sorry. He's a super rich dickhole who doesn't know what he's talking about.
00:26:00I can't stay here.
00:26:03Where are you gonna go?
00:26:05Look, Harper, don't give him the satisfaction, okay?
00:26:08He's just a shithead money-making machine who accidentally got some woman pregnant.
00:26:12Give me a reason to stay.
00:26:16I've never met anyone like her.
00:26:18I don't want her to go.
00:26:23Um, look, it's safer than being out on the streets.
00:26:27Okay, like, I don't- I don't care what he says.
00:26:29Do you?
00:26:32Alright.
00:26:33I'll stay.
00:26:34Because you asked so nicely.
00:26:39Besides, you can't exactly run away when you have socks, flip holes, candy food stamps.
00:26:46Has anyone ever told you you're a complete jerk?
00:26:50Once or twice.
00:26:51Come on, come get it.
00:26:53Come on, come get it.
00:26:54My shoes!
00:26:55Oh!
00:27:14Are you wearing perfume, trash canistan?
00:27:16Let me guess.
00:27:17Scrubbing bubbles?
00:27:18Toilet cleaner?
00:27:19I-I don't want any trouble.
00:27:20I don't want any trouble.
00:27:21And I'm sick of you getting what you want around here.
00:27:24Now, it's about what I want.
00:27:26Whatever you say.
00:27:28Good.
00:27:30And I say, lick my feet.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34Get on your knees and lick my shoes clean, you rag.
00:27:39Why can't you just leave me alone?
00:27:41Because your pitiful poverty disgusts me.
00:27:45I don't want to share my world with people who haven't earned it.
00:27:48Well, Tuff, I am sharing your world.
00:27:50So if I'm so offensive to you, just don't look at me.
00:27:52I'm so.
00:27:53How dare you talk to me like that?
00:27:55You're the one who started it.
00:27:56I just want to go to class.
00:27:57Do you know how lucky you are to be at Cavendish Hall,
00:28:00rubbing shoulders of people who are worth 10 of you?
00:28:04Newsflash.
00:28:05Having rich parents doesn't make you interesting or unfortunate.
00:28:09Says the pathetic, penniless orphan.
00:28:18What?
00:28:18No.
00:28:21On your knees, rag.
00:28:23Stop it!
00:28:34Now lick like you love it.
00:28:41Oh my face!
00:28:42My nose!
00:28:44Now lick, like you love her.
00:28:59Sorry, Porsche. That's fine.
00:29:02Are you okay?
00:29:04No, of course I'm not okay! Is it broken?
00:29:08I don't know. Looks fine to me. Right, Nyas?
00:29:10Straight. Wait, is that a blackhead?
00:29:14What? No, no, no, no!
00:29:16Have you got blackheads?
00:29:17No, shut up!
00:29:20Babe, you look great. You're always beautiful.
00:29:23Don't fuck up to me!
00:29:29This is your fault!
00:29:33Porsche, totally my bad, okay? I owe you one.
00:29:36You bet you do, Andy.
00:29:40It hurts. You're so pretty.
00:29:43Did Anderson Savage really just rescue me from the most popular bitch in school?
00:29:59You're not wearing any pants.
00:30:01You've got a nose for these things, food stamps.
00:30:03How am I supposed to concentrate with all of that in my face?
00:30:11You still haven't told me what you want in exchange for not turning me in for cheating.
00:30:14You, uh, really want to do this now?
00:30:17I just don't want to hang over my head.
00:30:19Aw, poor food stamps. Has it been playing on your mind?
00:30:22Just tell me what you want, trust fund.
00:30:24How about finish our assignment?
00:30:31I want an A. No, A plus.
00:30:34So, make it good, okay?
00:30:37But I'm already doing our half of the assignment.
00:30:41Yeah. It'll be character building.
00:30:43I hate you so much.
00:30:45Really? I barely think about you.
00:30:47Wait.
00:30:52Before you go, why did you throw the bowl at Portia today?
00:30:56Tell me the truth.
00:31:04It was a clean spike.
00:31:07Just out of Ham's reach.
00:31:09It was in the complete opposite direction.
00:31:12Why'd you save me?
00:31:14Because...
00:31:15I don't get why Portia's giving you such a hard time.
00:31:17She doesn't need to punch down.
00:31:20So I'm beneath her?
00:31:21Are you asking if I think you're beneath her?
00:31:24Sure.
00:31:25I could fight back if I wanted to.
00:31:27Portia doesn't run this school.
00:31:29Even though she thinks she does.
00:31:31And I'll prove that when I'm named Prom Queen.
00:31:34Okay, look.
00:31:35In all seriousness, you've got...
00:31:38Hey, dude. Hope you're ready to party.
00:31:41Yes, Edison. It's time for you to make it up to me.
00:31:44Shh, shh, shh.
00:31:45Portia can't know I'm living here.
00:31:47What do we do? What do we do?
00:31:48Take something, quick.
00:31:50Okay, get in the bed.
00:31:51What the fuck?
00:31:52What do?
00:31:53Yeah, yeah, come on, quick.
00:31:54Quick.
00:31:55Get in the bed.
00:31:56What? What?
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58What the fuck?
00:31:59What are you doing?
00:32:00Hold my phone, girl.
00:32:09Dude, get a shirt on.
00:32:10It's gonna be a big night.
00:32:12And you know I like my nights big.
00:32:14I thought I was meeting you guys at the party.
00:32:16Portia figured you could be out-designate a driver since, you know, you owe her one.
00:32:23More than one. My nose, it's really sore.
00:32:26Gotta go mess up your bathroom.
00:32:29Okay.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:31So...
00:32:32How are you...
00:32:35Really?
00:32:44How are you really gonna make it up to me?
00:32:50Porsche, we talked about this.
00:32:52Are you alright?
00:32:53Is there something wrong?
00:32:54Yeah.
00:32:55Nope.
00:32:56What's under here?
00:32:59What's under here?
00:33:13Nothing.
00:33:14Oh, good.
00:33:15Just, um...
00:33:16Good sort of volleyball practice.
00:33:20Alright, we ready to get fucked up or what?
00:33:23Yeah.
00:33:24I'll just, uh, finish getting dressed and I'll see you guys outside in five.
00:33:27Cool.
00:33:28Porsche, let's go.
00:33:30Thank God I nearly suffocated.
00:33:43Thanks for saving me, Anderson.
00:33:44You're the best.
00:33:45Hey, you have just as much to lose as I do if horrible Porsche finds out you've been helping me.
00:33:50And why does it smell like alfalfa in your bed?
00:33:53Are you a vegan or something?
00:33:54Sorry.
00:33:55Thought they changed the sheets.
00:33:57Wait, is that...?
00:33:58Oh my God.
00:34:00Ew.
00:34:01Ew, ew, ew.
00:34:03Get your head out of the gutter of food stamps.
00:34:05And get our assignment done.
00:34:11I...
00:34:14Let me guess.
00:34:17That's better.
00:34:19Did you just do something nice for me, Harper Sullivan?
00:34:23No, never.
00:34:24Never.
00:34:26And if I get pregnant from your sheets, I swear-
00:34:28Don't change the subject.
00:34:30You were actually nice to me, for once.
00:34:35So, just let me know if there's anything else you want to do to thank me.
00:34:41Don't let him charm you, Harper Sullivan.
00:34:42You're just a speed bump on his privileged road.
00:34:43Never in my lifetime.
00:34:44Because I still hate you.
00:34:45Hate you more.
00:34:47It took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:34:48Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:34:49So I've done all the work and you're starting an A-plus now?
00:34:50I'm sorry.
00:34:51I'm sorry.
00:34:52I'm sorry.
00:34:53I'm sorry.
00:34:54I'm sorry.
00:34:55I'm sorry.
00:34:56I'm sorry.
00:34:57I'm sorry.
00:34:58I'm sorry.
00:34:59I'm sorry.
00:35:00I'm sorry.
00:35:01I'm sorry.
00:35:02I'm sorry.
00:35:03I'm sorry.
00:35:04It took all night that I finally completed your half of our assignment.
00:35:09Better be an A-plus, food stamps.
00:35:13So I've done all the work and you're starting an A-plus from me?
00:35:17100%.
00:35:19Thanks for putting it in writing, dipstick.
00:35:22Now help me win prom queen or this goes straight to the dean.
00:35:26Shit.
00:35:30Load on food stamps.
00:35:32You got me.
00:35:34You have to make everyone fall in love with me.
00:35:42Give me a break, food stamps.
00:35:43I'm not a miracle worker.
00:35:59You need at least half the votes to win prom queen.
00:36:02How am I supposed to do that?
00:36:04Be you.
00:36:06Or option B, give people shit they like.
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:09Band kids are easy.
00:36:10Just feed them.
00:36:21Drama kids, crave attention.
00:36:24Just take a selfie with the wannabe stars.
00:36:26Uh, hey guys.
00:36:27Uh, I loved your performance in the last school play.
00:36:31Can I get an autograph from you guys?
00:36:33I don't know.
00:36:36I don't know.
00:36:37I don't know.
00:36:42Oh my god.
00:36:43Love it.
00:36:44Thanks guys.
00:36:45Oh my god.
00:36:46You got the leaders.
00:36:47You got the leaders?
00:36:52Yeah.
00:36:53Sorry.
00:36:54No chance.
00:36:55What do you mean?
00:36:56I need their votes to win.
00:36:57Yeah, you're screwed.
00:36:59Look, the only way is to really impress these guys.
00:37:03So what do you got?
00:37:05Boobs.
00:37:08And I can be popular.
00:37:10And I got boobs.
00:37:12You got any gold medals?
00:37:13No?
00:37:14You got any scholarships?
00:37:16No.
00:37:18But, I might have something which could cause a lot of noise around here.
00:37:23And welcome back to the Cavendish Valentine Beach Volleyball Tournament,
00:37:28where the only thing hotter than the sand is trying to stand your partner.
00:37:32On the blue team, Harper and Anthony.
00:37:34Um, so who are we playing against?
00:37:36And on the red team, we have Portia and Hamilton.
00:37:43You're shitting me.
00:37:45I...
00:37:46I thought you were playing with me.
00:37:48That's what she said.
00:37:50It is literally what she said.
00:37:52Yo, Anderson.
00:37:53Looking good, man.
00:37:54Thanks for coming, guys.
00:37:56What's wrong, Portia?
00:37:57Scared I'll beat ya?
00:38:02I'll never be scared of something as basic and low-run as you, rag.
00:38:06Let's play then.
00:38:09Let's go.
00:38:11Yo, what's up, guys?
00:38:12Welcome to the Cavendish Hall Volleyball Tournament.
00:38:16Okay.
00:38:18My potential voters are here.
00:38:20Time to impress the hell out of them.
00:38:22You got this, okay?
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:35Oh, what a hit!
00:38:36Woo!
00:38:38Eat that, bitch!
00:38:43Remember who you're playing against.
00:38:45Hey!
00:38:46Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:47It's cool.
00:38:48We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:50At least I have a daddy.
00:38:52Yeah!
00:38:53Oh, and the spike from Anderson.
00:38:55It's cool.
00:38:56We can wait for you to call your daddy for help.
00:38:59At least I have a daddy.
00:39:01Hey daddy.
00:39:05Hi daddy.
00:39:06Looks like a sneeze from him already.
00:39:10This is pretty tall.
00:39:12Got a nice leg.
00:39:13so you can train a pig to smile what I said why is Anderson playing against me I mean us we've
00:39:40known each other since we were kids he's competitive and I'm hot there's no way I'm letting the school
00:39:45janitor beat me not in front of half the volleyball team oh my god hey you okay
00:40:05that was bullshit get out of here lame whatever what is that followers are gonna hate this you got
00:40:19this okay come on oh my god oh my god is that Porsche whoa babe that was a man are you okay
00:40:41do I look okay can you help please
00:40:49great game awesome final serve my followers are going crazy for you yeah she smashed it
00:41:06hey you still thinking about running for prom queen still got two days to sign up for it
00:41:11yeah do it we'll vote for you that's like a whole team here taking out Porsche like that
00:41:16you're gonna be violent wow this might work after all and hey if you end up dead we'll send the cops
00:41:23to Porsche's house she's gone I will kill her it's just a game Porsche somebody even said she's running
00:41:31for prom queen I'm prom queen she's fucking poverty queen she probably doesn't even have an orthodontist
00:41:37who cares Anderson's my oldest friend and she's changing him she might not change you too
00:41:46Porsche you've been prom queen like every year it's starting to come off as greedy or
00:41:53or needy needy I was just joking I didn't mean why aren't you supporting me why is everything
00:42:03changing just go go I'm fine I'm not gonna let any bitch take all the people I love
00:42:17I'm gonna fuck you up you thrift shop charisma vacuum
00:42:36happy valentine
00:42:42for you a wait did Anderson just get me a valentine
00:43:05what the fuck someone else is giving harper a valentine
00:43:08I know she looks like a walking cock softener to me but she's obviously somebody's hump buddy
00:43:15yeah that'll be good for you it will that's weird he's making it sound like it's not from him
00:43:28so who's it from oh hey that's mine give it back how do you know
00:43:33have a note yeah who from
00:43:36don't even know but when I find out I'm gonna say some idiot stole it from me
00:43:43did you a favor
00:43:50tastes kind of weird
00:43:52typical trust funder jerk always taking a heavy
00:43:56Anderson
00:44:00what the fuck
00:44:02Anderson Anderson what
00:44:04help
00:44:05Anderson
00:44:09help
00:44:10help
00:44:11shit it's drugs
00:44:13that was meant for me
00:44:16Anderson
00:44:17wake up
00:44:18wake up
00:44:19yep
00:44:20okay
00:44:21reminder
00:44:22all students please make your way to the awards ceremony
00:44:25the dean awards are today
00:44:26it is about to commence
00:44:27Anderson you really need to wake up
00:44:28oh sorry
00:44:30uh
00:44:31wake up
00:44:32oh my god
00:44:33oh my god
00:44:37oh my god
00:44:38oh my god
00:44:39oh my god
00:44:40oh my god
00:44:41they don't need you
00:44:42breaks
00:44:43you're heavy
00:44:45just one
00:44:48wake up
00:44:49wake up
00:44:58so
00:44:59Anderson
00:45:00please wake up
00:45:01wake up
00:45:02please
00:45:03oh my god
00:45:06oh my god
00:45:08oh my god
00:45:10oh
00:45:11oh
00:45:12oh
00:45:13oh
00:45:14Finally.
00:45:40No, no we don't have time for this really nice thing.
00:45:42Yeah, we do.
00:45:43No, no, I need to get you to the Dean Awards.
00:45:46Shit, what's going on?
00:45:48Why do I feel it wrong?
00:45:50I'll explain later.
00:45:51Okay, we need to go.
00:45:53Did you get me drunk just so you could get me in the shower?
00:45:56It's still a lot here.
00:45:58Yes, I don't know why I didn't do it earlier,
00:46:00but come on, we need to get you some dry clothes,
00:46:02and we need to go.
00:46:05Okay, roughly, we had a spare shirt we lost and found.
00:46:09So, you can deal with this, and I will deal with that.
00:46:14Okay, help me in.
00:46:16Yep.
00:46:17Yep, that's it.
00:46:19Good little big boy.
00:46:23Cool.
00:46:24You're not ready, babe.
00:46:25What?
00:46:26Yeah, like when you were kissing, now you're addressing me, but shouldn't I be addressing you?
00:46:30We don't have time for this.
00:46:31You're not going to miss out on your award because someone hates me.
00:46:36Calling Anderson Savage, please make your way to the Dean's Office.
00:46:38Yep, yep, come, come.
00:46:39Oh, we're up.
00:46:40Oh, you're staying.
00:46:41Ah, ah, nice, tall, yep.
00:46:42This is the first time our recipient has not turned up.
00:46:47Okay, confident, confident.
00:46:49He's not ready to go.
00:46:50Oh, that's not ready to go.
00:46:52What?
00:46:53Oh, that's not ready to go.
00:46:54Yeah, I'm ready to go.
00:46:55You are ready to go.
00:46:56Oh, that's not ready to go.
00:46:57Yeah.
00:46:58This is the first time our Rusican has not turned up.
00:47:03Okay. Confident. Confident.
00:47:05He's here!
00:47:07Oh, just in time, Anderson. A step forward, please.
00:47:12So, this is for your courage.
00:47:15Above and beyond the call of duty.
00:47:18Congratulations.
00:47:21Mr. Savage.
00:47:24You have made us all very proud of Cavendish Hall.
00:47:30Thank you, sir.
00:47:36He looks great.
00:47:42What did you do to earn this?
00:47:44Uh, there was a thing last year.
00:47:49Right here, actually.
00:47:51Wait. You saved that guy from drowning in the Ritz.
00:47:55It was all over TV.
00:47:56And your father didn't want to see you get awarded for this?
00:47:59Dude, what's his problem?
00:48:00What you did was so brave.
00:48:03Thanks.
00:48:04No, seriously.
00:48:05I'm proud of you, Tristan.
00:48:07You should wear this every day.
00:48:13Are you serious?
00:48:15No.
00:48:16You're a feeling of no control.
00:48:18Trying to push it down.
00:48:22Wait.
00:48:24Did we shower together?
00:48:28Why? Don't you remember?
00:48:30Not really.
00:48:32I know you were there.
00:48:33And?
00:48:35And...
00:48:36You were wet?
00:48:38I don't know.
00:48:40It's fuzzy.
00:48:42He's forgotten what happened.
00:48:44I put you in the shower to sober you up.
00:48:47Okay.
00:48:50I still feel like I'm missing something.
00:48:52That's because you've forgotten the most amazing kiss in the world.
00:48:55Nope.
00:48:56That's pretty much it, really.
00:48:58Sure you're not holding out on me food stamps.
00:49:01Why would I do that?
00:49:03I don't know.
00:49:04Maybe I did something gross, like fart in your face or burp out loud.
00:49:09No, no, no.
00:49:10You're clear on vote counts.
00:49:11I promise.
00:49:13Okay.
00:49:14Anyway.
00:49:15I need to go.
00:49:16Gotta go find my prong dress.
00:49:19I'd offer to help, but not really my area of expertise.
00:49:22Good at taking them off.
00:49:24Not so much a bind, though.
00:49:25Okay.
00:49:26Information I did not need to know.
00:49:28I'll see you later.
00:49:29Yeah.
00:49:34Hey, Harper.
00:49:39What you did today?
00:49:57Is that for prom?
00:49:59Kinda.
00:50:00Yeah.
00:50:01It's cool.
00:50:02Very, very cool.
00:50:03So it's not?
00:50:05Show me.
00:50:07Seriously?
00:50:08You're not gonna show me.
00:50:09It's 20 years bad luck.
00:50:11That's for weddings.
00:50:12Come on.
00:50:14Follow me.
00:50:15It's easy for an hour.
00:50:22I know.
00:50:23I know.
00:50:24It's a poop emoji.
00:50:26Yeah, no one's gonna eggplant emoji that.
00:50:30I got it from a thrift store.
00:50:31I didn't see the stain until I got home, so.
00:50:34Can you like, I don't know, wash it or something?
00:50:38I'll figure it out.
00:50:39Just don't you worry your pretty boy head about it.
00:50:41Just go.
00:50:43Go.
00:50:44Okay.
00:50:45Okay.
00:50:50Mom, you need to rest.
00:50:51No.
00:50:52This is important.
00:50:54I don't want you to miss out on anything cause I'm gone.
00:50:57Don't let my death be the thing that limits your life.
00:51:04Okay.
00:51:05Okay, Mom.
00:51:06Cavendish.
00:51:07I'll rent prom queen.
00:51:08I'll do it all.
00:51:09I'll do it all for you.
00:51:16Mom.
00:51:19Mom.
00:51:26Shit.
00:51:28I'm so screwed.
00:51:29I have nothing to wear to prom.
00:51:36Hey.
00:51:40I need you to do something for me.
00:51:45Note to self.
00:51:46Next time have rich parents.
00:51:52Correction Harper.
00:51:53Have parents.
00:51:59Food stamps.
00:52:00You need to come with me.
00:52:01I can't.
00:52:02Prom's only four hours away.
00:52:03I have to make this work.
00:52:05Harper.
00:52:06Trust me.
00:52:07Okay?
00:52:22Don't worry.
00:52:23My dad's away on a business trip.
00:52:25Is Taylor Swift coming?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:29T-Swizzle is coming to prom.
00:52:30The boss stylist Gavin is a family friend.
00:52:34Him and his team are gonna create some serious magic.
00:52:38What?
00:52:39Anderson, no.
00:52:40This is way too much.
00:52:41Look, do you want to be prom queen or not?
00:52:43Of course I want to be prom queen, but not like...
00:52:46Not like this.
00:52:47Why not?
00:52:48Because I can't afford it.
00:52:50Okay?
00:52:51I spent all my wages on this stupid stained dress.
00:52:55I know.
00:52:56Which is why this one's on me.
00:52:57Okay?
00:53:00Why are you doing this for me?
00:53:02Because I want you to have the best.
00:53:05Doesn't matter.
00:53:06Just enjoy it.
00:53:07Okay?
00:53:08Everyone, this is Harper.
00:53:10She wants you all to know that she's losing her tiny little mind right now.
00:53:16Just say yes, Harper.
00:53:19But we hate each other.
00:53:20We sure do.
00:53:21You kicked me out of your car.
00:53:22You blackmailed me into letting you live here.
00:53:24And you made me live in your closet.
00:53:26Then, yesterday, you saved me with the Dean's Award.
00:53:29So every favor has a price, is that it?
00:53:32Hey, I'm just getting in early before you demand something massive.
00:53:36You know, like my... car.
00:53:38All right.
00:53:39I'll do it.
00:53:40Great.
00:53:41Gav, she's all yours.
00:53:42I'll be back later to pick you up for prom.
00:53:43Be gentle on me.
00:53:44I'm a makeover virgin.
00:53:45Even better.
00:53:46This will be fun.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:48Sit.
00:53:49Let's go.
00:53:50Color.
00:53:51Yes.
00:53:52Black.
00:53:53Funeral.
00:53:54Got a bit of this.
00:53:55Ooh.
00:53:56Fun trap.
00:53:57Catch.
00:53:58It's okay.
00:53:59We'll get there.
00:54:00Yes.
00:54:01Yes.
00:54:02Sparkle.
00:54:03Ooh, pretty.
00:54:04Go.
00:54:05Come on.
00:54:06Come on.
00:54:07Okay.
00:54:08Yes.
00:54:09Yes.
00:54:10Yes.
00:54:11Yes.
00:54:12Yes.
00:54:13Yes.
00:54:14Yes.
00:54:15Yes.
00:54:16Yes.
00:54:17Yes.
00:54:18Yes.
00:54:19Yes.
00:54:20Yes.
00:54:21Yes.
00:54:22Yes.
00:54:23Yes.
00:54:24Yes.
00:54:27No.
00:54:28Mmm.
00:54:29No.
00:54:31It's getting close.
00:54:34I am amazing.
00:54:37You really did it this time.
00:54:39Are you ready to go?
00:54:47Man, she's going to look so beautiful in these, if she'll accept them.
00:54:52She's already freaking out about getting made over
00:54:57Don't Hamilton need to be with you. What nights are night
00:55:03And Hamilton is gonna be so messed up
00:55:11Sorry got an issue uber out front will take you to prom. Oh, I hope he's okay. Okay, girl looks like you're doing this alone
00:55:22I
00:55:34Will he think I'm pretty is this what he usually goes for
00:55:41Wow, it's like a dream
00:55:52Where is Anderson he should have come running how humiliating if he doesn't come waiting for something
00:56:04We need to talk
00:56:06Seriously Hamilton I told you it's not working out. So who's it working out for them? Who are you dressed up for?
00:56:13Am I really doing this?
00:56:18What if Portia is right, and I really don't belong here. They're all rich and elite and I'm just
00:56:24me
00:56:27Shit I can't do it
00:56:29Forgot to say Carper. Do you want to be prom queen or not risk everything or walk away and break your promise to your mom?
00:56:43Oh
00:56:49My god, is that charity girl Harper that dress is fire. She looks so hot
00:56:59How can a bigger like her afford that dress?
00:57:13I
00:57:17Finally he's coming for me
00:57:24Hey food stamps, you look amazing
00:57:30You don't look half bad yourself trust fund
00:57:36Yeah
00:57:43Are you fucking kidding me welcome seniors to your prom tonight is for making lasting memories
00:57:55Appreciating each other and cementing friendships that will support you for life
00:58:01Everyone take your partners for the first dance
00:58:05That pig-eyed bitch
00:58:08So
00:58:09For a whole queue of jocks line up
00:58:11How about it food stamps?
00:58:14You're joking
00:58:15I'm not
00:58:17Harper
00:58:18You're the most beautiful girl here
00:58:22Obviously because of me I mean I chose the dress and I'd say I got a pretty flawless taste
00:58:27So
00:58:29How about it food stamps?
00:58:31We're gonna dance or what?
00:58:33I still want to more than anything
00:58:36But can I trust this?
00:58:41How about it food stamps?
00:58:50Okay
00:58:51Put your hands here
00:58:57Hey, not bad food stamps
00:58:58How about it food stamps?
00:58:59Hey, not bad food stamps
00:59:00I just want to pray for you
00:59:00How about it food stamps on us?
00:59:01I am
00:59:02I always love it
00:59:03I am
00:59:03I am
00:59:04I am
00:59:05I love you
00:59:05Hey
00:59:05Don't my
00:59:05I am
00:59:06You
00:59:06I love you
00:59:07I am
00:59:10Oh
00:59:11I am
00:59:11Oh
00:59:12A
00:59:12And my
00:59:15Here
00:59:16And my
00:59:16And my
00:59:18And my
00:59:19You
00:59:19Hey
00:59:20You
00:59:21I am
00:59:22You
00:59:23You
00:59:23You
00:59:24You
00:59:24I am
00:59:25You
00:59:26It's time to announce a prom king and queen.
00:59:39Portia Leon, a queen for many years.
00:59:43Thank you for your service.
00:59:45But tonight's new prom queen and king is Harper Sullivan and Anderson Savage.
00:59:56Be cool, Portia.
01:00:01What is happening?
01:00:02That crown is mine.
01:00:03I broke up with Hamilton so you and I could win and be together.
01:00:06Look, I didn't tell Hamilton about you coming on to me because he's my buddy.
01:00:11But if you act like a dick tonight, I'll tell him you were trying it on the whole time you were with him.
01:00:16Wait, Anderson and Portia were never together?
01:00:20This isn't real.
01:00:21This isn't happening.
01:00:23It is.
01:00:24Don't deal with it.
01:00:26Sorry, Portia.
01:00:27I gotta go be king.
01:00:34It's hard to play.
01:00:44A new king and queen.
01:00:51Well done, first of all.
01:00:56I did it, Mom.
01:01:00Just like we promised.
01:01:02I'm prom queen.
01:01:04It's true.
01:01:06Portia broke up with Hamilton to get with Anderson.
01:01:11I always thought Anderson was really into her.
01:01:14Friends and lovers, right?
01:01:16It's you.
01:01:16It's you.
01:01:19Portia.
01:01:21Congratulations.
01:01:22Probably shouldn't say, but I heard one of the judges say that Anderson gave him a ton of money so you could win.
01:01:30I don't believe you.
01:01:31I don't believe you.
01:01:32It makes sense to me.
01:01:34And me.
01:01:35Hey, Mayas.
01:01:36Any idea why Anderson would do that?
01:01:39Sex.
01:01:40Lots of.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:43If the Mayas know, then everyone knows.
01:01:47I'm going to go tell the principal what you did to get the crown.
01:01:50I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:52I wouldn't do that if I were you.
01:01:53You're going to make a fool of yourself.
01:01:55There's no way you beat me.
01:01:56Not in a million years.
01:01:58Portia, has it ever occurred to you that everyone is just so sick of pretending to like you?
01:02:03A spoiled baby who bullies everyone because she isn't smart enough to get what she wants any other way.
01:02:08You know the truth, witch.
01:02:10You're nothing.
01:02:12You're like a chicken nugget on a table of caviar.
01:02:16You're trash.
01:02:18A handicapped parking space that Anderson pulled into for five minutes because I was busy with Hamilton.
01:02:24Oh, so you're no longer with Hamilton?
01:02:26That's right.
01:02:28So there's nothing stopping you and Anderson being together?
01:02:31Oh, now you're getting it.
01:02:33And yet, Anderson would rather be with trashy chicken nugget car parking than whatever this is.
01:02:41Ouch.
01:02:43That is a good point.
01:02:47Don't worry, Portia.
01:02:49Your type is going straight to non-recyclable.
01:02:52You're okay?
01:03:16I think so.
01:03:19What did you just do?
01:03:23You tripped on my hem.
01:03:24I mean, I tried to grab her, but...
01:03:26Bullshit.
01:03:28No, you better get out of here before I do something I regret.
01:03:30What, like not respond when I tell you how I feel?
01:03:34You fucking dropped that chocolate.
01:03:35I have no idea what you're talking about.
01:03:38Anderson, how do we go from hanging out all the time to this?
01:03:42I don't know.
01:03:43The sooner you're in the rear view, the better the road ahead looks.
01:03:45Oh, fuck you!
01:03:47What a bunch of lies.
01:03:48Hey, how's your ankle?
01:03:50Are you okay?
01:03:51It's okay, it's okay.
01:03:52I'm okay.
01:03:55You're not okay.
01:03:58I got you.
01:04:01You okay?
01:04:02Okay.
01:04:02I will be.
01:04:05Okay.
01:04:06Now, don't go anywhere.
01:04:09Uh, I'm going to take your shoes off, okay?
01:04:11Yeah.
01:04:12Is it bad?
01:04:13Yeah.
01:04:13It's going to need some strapping.
01:04:18Can we talk?
01:04:19If it's about my medical qualifications, it's okay.
01:04:23I have none.
01:04:26I just, I heard Portia say that she broke up at Hamilton to be with you.
01:04:33That's why I couldn't drive you to prom.
01:04:36You went to see Portia?
01:04:37Hamilton.
01:04:39Well for a check.
01:04:40He kind of saw it coming.
01:04:42Poor guy.
01:04:43I don't understand.
01:04:45Why are you sitting here fixing my ankle when Portia's free?
01:04:49It's like she's in love with you.
01:04:51I don't love her.
01:04:53Portia and I, we were never together.
01:04:55What you saw that first day of school was Portia just being a brat.
01:04:59She always wants what she can't have.
01:05:01And I'd never do that to Hamilton.
01:05:04Why didn't you just say that?
01:05:06Why didn't you just tell me Portia doped your chocolate?
01:05:09Because I had to be sure.
01:05:10Like you had to be sure I wasn't sneaking around with Portia?
01:05:13Let's face it.
01:05:14You never would have believed me.
01:05:16I'm just a spoiled rich kid.
01:05:17Right?
01:05:19Maybe I was wrong about that.
01:05:23About a lot of things.
01:05:30Maybe it's time to make things right.
01:05:32Uh, I got you something.
01:05:43Wow.
01:05:44I thought I would go with your dress.
01:05:48Wow.
01:05:49They're so lovely.
01:05:51Let me, um, let me put them on.
01:05:54What?
01:05:54No, no, no.
01:05:55You've already been too generous.
01:05:57It's easy for me to be generous, food stamps.
01:05:59I have a trust one, remember?
01:06:00Uh, beautiful.
01:06:12They are beautiful.
01:06:15I wasn't talking about the earrings.
01:06:19How's your ankle?
01:06:21Better.
01:06:22We won't be doing a king and queen dance, though.
01:06:25Says who?
01:06:28I really...
01:06:29Come on.
01:06:34Um, okay.
01:06:36Put your feet on mine.
01:06:42Okay.
01:06:51Is this real?
01:06:53Is this really happening?
01:06:54I don't think this night could be more perfect.
01:07:19I'm sorry.
01:07:21I'm sorry.
01:07:31You gotta do the lace at the back.
01:07:51I know they went this way, Edison has to listen to me.
01:08:14I broke up with Hamilton for him, unless he realizes what a gold digger that jit-rag
01:08:19orphan is, he'll see she isn't worthy of him.
01:08:23He'll see that.
01:08:27How could he choose that loser over me?
01:08:32Now it really is time to take the trash out.
01:08:35If you're worried about us being seen together, we don't need to hang.
01:08:51What?
01:08:52You're sick of me already?
01:08:56Hey.
01:08:57You're mine.
01:08:58But your dad still hates me.
01:09:02Yup.
01:09:03And you know what?
01:09:05He can go fuck himself.
01:09:07In fact, I hope he hurts his back while doing it.
01:09:12Come on.
01:09:13Hi.
01:09:14Marjuan, have they finished printing?
01:09:19Oh my god.
01:09:20It looks amazing.
01:09:21This is so good news for us.
01:09:25And bad news for that evil witch.
01:09:29You know, I really do think Harper is a witch.
01:09:32I think she probably sleeps like Eye of Newton in Anderson's coffee.
01:09:37And Eye of Penis into his mouth.
01:09:39The slut sucking her way to the top.
01:09:43This is gonna finish her once and for all.
01:09:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:09:58This can't be happening, no.
01:10:04Give us a smile.
01:10:06Or you know, a sickly grin if that's all you can manage.
01:10:10You did this?
01:10:11No.
01:10:12You did the crime, remember?
01:10:15Why are you doing this to me?
01:10:17Well, you told the truth about me in the bathroom at prom.
01:10:19So, I'm telling the truth about you.
01:10:21It's only fair that Anderson knows what you do to your boyfriends.
01:10:24You're horrible.
01:10:25And you're a thief.
01:10:27So, I check my jewelry and guess what?
01:10:30Half of it's missing.
01:10:32What?
01:10:33No, no, you're a liar.
01:10:34You're finished here, Rag.
01:10:36If you hurry, you might be able to clean out your locker before the police arrive.
01:10:40What the hell is this?
01:10:42This is someone who stole her ex's $15,000 gold watch.
01:10:47And my jewelry.
01:10:49Is this true?
01:10:50You have a police record?
01:10:52That is not true.
01:10:54I would never steal from anyone.
01:10:56Too funny.
01:10:57Why don't you just be honest and get it off your tiny little toast?
01:11:01You feel bad, right?
01:11:03Yeah.
01:11:04Tell me.
01:11:05There was this guy at my last school and he's the reason I don't trust rich kids.
01:11:19He lied to the cops about me stealing his watch because I wouldn't go out with him.
01:11:25What?
01:11:26To punish you?
01:11:27Yeah.
01:11:28He knew I couldn't afford a lawyer to defend myself.
01:11:31You believe me, don't you?
01:11:34Harper.
01:11:35Don't answer that, son.
01:11:36Father?
01:11:37What are you doing here?
01:11:39Parsha called me.
01:11:40This girl's made enough of a fool out of you.
01:11:43I don't want to see you caught up in whatever other crimes she's committed.
01:11:46Mrs. Savage, I didn't steal from anyone, I promise you.
01:11:49Having this call gives people like you a chance to be better and it always backfires.
01:11:55That's not fair.
01:11:57You don't know her.
01:11:59As president of the parents committee, I'm going to do everything I can to have your scholarship revoked and have you expelled.
01:12:07In fact, I'm going to cancel the scholarship program forever.
01:12:10What?
01:12:13Harper.
01:12:16Your dad's right, Anderson.
01:12:18Even if you don't care about me, I still care about you.
01:12:21Please, don't let her drag you down any further.
01:12:24Exactly.
01:12:25Let's just get things back to normal.
01:12:29Harper!
01:12:35Jesus, she's gone.
01:12:40What?
01:12:45Come on, pick up, please, Harper.
01:12:47Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.
01:12:59Help.
01:13:00Come on!
01:13:01I can search the world.
01:13:02If I could search the world.
01:13:07I'd be happier than now.
01:13:09Call Harper.
01:13:10I would be happier than now.
01:13:13I will be happier than now.
01:13:14Oh
01:13:21Call Hamilton
01:13:26Hey
01:13:28Hey some shit's going down
01:13:30Dude look Harper's runoff. I'm looking for her, but she's blocking my calls. I need you to call her
01:13:37Hopefully she'll pick up for you. Please ma'am. I don't know man. This seems like it's between you and Harper
01:13:43Look Hamilton, I'm the last person she wants to see right now. If you don't help me
01:13:47She's gonna disappear forever, and I'll never see you again. You gotta help me man, please
01:13:54Harper
01:13:56Hey
01:13:58Thanks for agreeing to talk to me
01:14:00Why do you suddenly care apologize to her?
01:14:04Do it now. I stood by and let Portia do some shitty things. I'm sorry about that
01:14:12It's fine doesn't matter. None of it does. It's over now
01:14:16Ask her if she's gonna let Portia run her out of town
01:14:20Are you really gonna let Portia run you out of town?
01:14:23She's right. I
01:14:25Don't belong here
01:14:27People like her just know everything's gonna be okay
01:14:32Hasn't she ever felt that way before haven't you ever felt that way
01:14:36Yeah, I guess
01:14:39With Anderson
01:14:42Even though he pretended we hated each other most of the time. I just felt safe with it
01:14:47Ask her if she's really gonna let Portia take that away from her
01:14:53Are you really gonna let Portia take that away from you?
01:14:55It was a $15,000 Breitling watch
01:15:05You wore a men's watch
01:15:07Brent
01:15:08Gave me the watch
01:15:10Because he he wanted me to go out with him and when I didn't go out with him
01:15:16He told the police that I stole it
01:15:19And I couldn't prove that he was lying
01:15:22Let's see it for Miss Leon
01:15:24Thank you, sir
01:15:25Well, we often leave our lockers unlocked because well, no one needs to steal anything
01:15:31I took my jewelry off for Jim and then I found it stolen and the my sorry
01:15:37Maya and Maya said that they saw Harper going through my locker
01:15:41Normally, I would say this is Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:45But it's not
01:15:46It's the police's word another young man's word and Miss Leon's word against yours
01:15:51Unless you have other evidence
01:15:56Not evidence
01:15:59I worked so hard for this
01:16:02Why would I risk everything to take some jewelry? It doesn't make any sense
01:16:07People like you always want what they can't have
01:16:10Is that all you have to say Harper?
01:16:11Well, in that case I have to cancel your scholarship
01:16:17What?
01:16:18And report this to the police
01:16:21No
01:16:23Stop
01:16:24You all will need to see this
01:16:27You all will need to see this
01:16:30I have a sworn statement from Brent Mitchell
01:16:34Saying that he lied about Harper stealing the watch
01:16:37He gave it to her to make her like him
01:16:40When she rejected him, he lied to the police to punish her
01:16:44For God's sake, Anderson
01:16:45What you got over you? Have some dignity
01:16:47Here is all of Portia's stolen jewelry
01:17:00Oh my god, you found it
01:17:02Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you
01:17:05Yeah, I found it in your bedside table
01:17:08Is this true?
01:17:11I was doing everyone a favor
01:17:13She'll never be one of us
01:17:14Why can't you all see what a filthy little slut she is
01:17:17She plays the victim so we all feel sorry for her
01:17:19We've heard more than enough from you, Miss Leon
01:17:23Now, Miss Sullivan
01:17:26What to make of all of this?
01:17:30Your accusers say owe you a very sincere apology
01:17:34Your scholarship is safe
01:17:36And I'm going to write you a personal letter of commendation to Harvard
01:17:40To help make up this
01:17:41Thank you, Team Matthews and Anderson
01:17:46Now, Miss Leon, what to do with you?
01:17:50Please don't expel me, my parents will kill me
01:17:56I don't know how to thank you, but you fixed everything
01:17:59Harper, the way I feel about you
01:18:02You think you've won, don't you?
01:18:04But you haven't, not by a long shot
01:18:07You might think you're in love, but this will not work
01:18:11Yeah
01:18:11You'll both come to realize that
01:18:13She's not like us
01:18:14No, it's deeper than that
01:18:15You'll always feel secure and she never will
01:18:18You'll end up thinking she's a neurotic mess
01:18:21Because you're such a great role model
01:18:23Four wives, all gone
01:18:25Harper is the most amazing, smartest, most determined person I've ever met
01:18:31Anderson, drop her
01:18:33If you make me choose, I'll choose her over you every time
01:18:38Anderson
01:18:38You don't mean that
01:18:39Listen clearly, if you want me to stay in your life
01:18:43You accept Harper or I'm gone
01:18:48I hope he's right about you
01:18:50Because every woman I've ever met is in it for the money
01:18:52With all due respect, I don't really care what you think
01:19:04Anderson, what did you just do?
01:19:07I stood up for my girl
01:19:09So I'm your girl?
01:19:11So I'm your girl?
01:19:13Well, that depends
01:19:16Do you wanna be my girl?
01:19:19I don't know
01:19:20What's that job entail?
01:19:22It's a full-time job, food stamps
01:19:26We'll probably do a lot of this
01:19:33And I'll probably say things like
01:19:36I love you, Harper
01:19:37I've never met anyone like you
01:19:39Well, I don't want to rush into anything, but
01:19:42I think I could handle all that
01:19:46And I'll make you feel safe
01:19:48Every day of your life
01:19:49I love you so much
01:19:53Anderson Savage
01:19:55I love you, Harper Sullivan
01:19:57I love you, Harper
01:20:22What's this?
01:20:25Maybe some further questions from Harvard.
01:20:27They had some for me, too.
01:20:28Oh, shit.
01:20:30Sorry, Dean.
01:20:36Look, Sam's, just open it.
01:20:47It's my confirmation.
01:20:48I'm in.
01:20:49I'm definitely in.
01:20:50Oh, my God.
01:20:52I don't mean to steal your thunder,
01:20:56but I got an early offer, too.
01:21:00Looks like we'll both be going to Harvard next year.
01:21:03Can't get rid of me that easily, food stamps.
01:21:05I guess we're going to have to try harder, then.
01:21:08It's perfect.
01:21:09Everything's perfect.
01:21:17Hey.
01:21:19Your mom would be really proud of you.
01:21:20You know that, right?
01:21:24I do.
01:21:24I do.
01:21:24I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:34I think about what it'd be like.
01:21:35The days are hard enough.
01:21:37I can't, can't imagine.
01:21:38I can't, can't imagine.
01:21:40I can't, can't imagine the night.
01:21:43It's so hard.
01:21:44I do.
01:21:45I don't do.
01:21:49I think about it.
01:21:54I'm out.
01:21:55I think about what it's like.
01:21:57I think about it.
01:21:57I don't know.
01:21:58I don't know.
01:21:58I think about it.
01:21:59It's so hard.
01:22:00I don't know.
01:22:01I don't know.
01:22:01I don't know.
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