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00:00:00The end of the day in the day is no longer.
00:00:02The end of the day is still coming.
00:00:04I'm not going to die.
00:00:06I'm going to die.
00:00:08I'm going to die.
00:00:10I'm not going to die.
00:00:12I'm going to die.
00:00:14I'm not going to die.
00:00:16I'm not going to die.
00:00:18Oh my God, this is too much.
00:00:20It's okay.
00:00:22It's time for the time.
00:00:24The ghost is going to be in the house.
00:00:26I'm going to die.
00:00:28The sound of the ghost.
00:00:30It's not the ghost.
00:00:32The ghost is not the ghost.
00:00:34The ghost is not the ghost.
00:00:36Why?
00:00:40How did you come back?
00:00:42Why didn't you open the door?
00:00:44Why?
00:00:45You're wrong.
00:00:46I'm just here.
00:00:47You're right.
00:00:48You're right.
00:00:49You're right.
00:00:50You're right.
00:00:51Let's go.
00:00:52Let's go.
00:00:53What?
00:00:54You're so busy.
00:00:55You're all brothers.
00:00:57Don't let you go out.
00:00:58Don't let you go out.
00:00:59I'm so busy.
00:01:00I'm so busy.
00:01:01Not everyone knows the ghost is my wife.
00:01:04Now it's not.
00:01:05Now I'm her wife.
00:01:07Why?
00:01:08I'm so busy.
00:01:10Why?
00:01:12How many years have I given up?
00:01:14I can't even send the deposit to my taxes.
00:01:16I used to buy you all for buying your clothes and clothes.
00:01:18You're right.
00:01:20Why?
00:01:21You're a tienesome b
00:01:23No, you can't buy the one of the E.M.A.L.S.
00:01:25The one of the E.M.A.S. LV.S.
00:01:28You can't buy the one of the E.M.A.S.
00:01:29The other one is the Hough Gugger's.
00:01:31You can't even buy the one of the E.M.A.S.
00:01:33I don't want to do that.
00:01:35No problem, you can't buy your M.A.S.
00:01:42You look like it's all my brothers.
00:01:44I'm not sure what I'm going to do.
00:01:47I don't want to learn how much it is.
00:01:49Why are you not sure if it's a green tea tree?
00:01:52Why are you not?
00:01:53Why are you not new?
00:01:55Oh, my God.
00:01:57Let's go.
00:02:00Let's go.
00:02:06The name of the team is confirmed.
00:02:08The system is confirmed.
00:02:10The system is confirmed.
00:02:12What?
00:02:17The name of the team is confirmed.
00:02:18What?
00:02:20Let's connect it.
00:02:22Lupe
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00:02:26Theี่lar.
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00:02:29What?
00:02:30capable
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00:02:47可控制人的思想 该技能24小时内仅限使用一次
00:02:53发布新手任务 摆摊卖石碑奶茶 售价300块 特殊奖励 和笑花一起摆摊 千倍奖励
00:03:03千倍奖励啊 这么夸张的吗 只是这跟笑花摆摊怕是有点困难吧 这样大的四大笑花一个家里是首富
00:03:15怎么可能跟我一起摆地摊啊 还有一个脾气火爆 容易挨揍
00:03:21另外一个每天豪车接送 根本接触不到 最后一个 修学压根见不着人
00:03:30这怎么搞啊 不过一千倍 那可就是三百万
00:03:41为了这三百万 其实这脸也可以不要啊
00:03:47女生宿舍楼下 富二代将考是爱翁依然了
00:03:53过去 走吧 快去吃瓜 正好饿了 赶紧走
00:03:58爱翁依然 我买了电影票 我们一起去看电影吧
00:04:11我没空 我要回去考研 爱翁依然 你怎么能同意我们交往啊 你不能 你就这么拒绝我啊
00:04:18听说你有男朋友 就是放眼怎么将大 除了我姜涛 还有谁敢约你
00:04:24被人遇了已经成了全校的笑话 大不了再被人嘲笑一次
00:04:28万一成了一百万笔 为了三百万 拼了
00:04:32吴王依然 你能跟我一起去摆摊吗
00:04:39吴王依然 你能跟我一起去摆摊吗
00:04:41吴王依然 你能跟我一起去摆摊吗
00:04:45我去 谁给你的勇气啊 杨靖茹吗 是不是被绿的脑子进水了
00:04:51没错 立刻给涛哥跪下道歉
00:04:54只要涛哥可以原谅你
00:04:56作为曾经的兄弟 我免费帮你申请一家精神病医院
00:05:01小子 我姜涛的女生 你敢约
00:05:05就是 就是
00:05:06除非今天议员同意和你去
00:05:09要不然 我让你小子吃不了肚子走
00:05:13这小子完了
00:05:14好啊
00:05:15好啊
00:05:16什么情况
00:05:19走啊
00:05:21走啊
00:05:25走啊
00:05:26为什么
00:05:34因为你有勇气
00:05:36当然更多的是 我确实不喜欢江涛这个人
00:05:40你还卖奶茶啊
00:05:42三百一杯
00:05:44价格
00:05:46这广告也真该想
00:05:48这狗系统连广告词都写好了
00:05:52这要是卖不出去 没效果 会被人打死的
00:05:56好喝
00:05:58我从没喝过这么好喝的奶茶
00:06:00我请你喝
00:06:02这广告牌都是瞎写的
00:06:04你别当真
00:06:05不用
00:06:07不用
00:06:08英伟号2233的储蓄卡
00:06:097月2日19时零分
00:06:11转入人民币30万元
00:06:12活气余额30万零288元
00:06:15我靠三烧
00:06:16真的可以
00:06:17你怎么了
00:06:18发烧了
00:06:20发烧了
00:06:22不是发烧了
00:06:27是发骚了
00:06:28张小凡
00:06:33你是求疯了吧
00:06:35一杯奶茶 卖三百块
00:06:37谁买啊
00:06:38没看到我买了吗
00:06:40你们来这干什么
00:06:41我们也是来摆摊的
00:06:43我能让你在这个学校
00:06:45颜面散地
00:06:46我也能让你在这一分钱都给不了
00:06:48卖奶茶
00:06:50一块钱一杯
00:06:51不好喝
00:06:52我也能让你在这一分钱都给不了
00:06:54卖奶茶
00:06:55一块钱一杯
00:06:56不好喝
00:06:57我要钱啊
00:07:03贝蒂的滋味不好受吧
00:07:05要不要再给你管一遍
00:07:07嗯
00:07:08别太过分了
00:07:10小心遭报应
00:07:11过分
00:07:12我就过分怎么了
00:07:14是不是想打我
00:07:16动手啊
00:07:17哼
00:07:18这是你自找的
00:07:20是个新术
00:07:21让刘浩把国家家作成猪头
00:07:23让刘浩把国家家作成猪头
00:07:24然后哭求路人
00:07:26把他自己巴掌
00:07:28行
00:07:29怎么
00:07:30不敢了
00:07:31怕了
00:07:32浩哥
00:07:34你就算给他十个胆子
00:07:36他也不敢
00:07:37因为他就是个废物
00:07:39我是不是废物
00:07:40还轮不到你来评论
00:07:42郭家家你还是把自己管好吧
00:07:44刘浩只是跟你玩玩而已
00:07:47你还真把他当真爱啊
00:07:49真是够蠢
00:07:50草屁
00:07:51我和浩哥的感情
00:07:53大家都看见了
00:07:55岂是你一个废物能懂的
00:07:57哼
00:08:01超小凡
00:08:02别以为你今天舔上了汪怡然
00:08:05你就如何了
00:08:06你只是他用来消遣的玩物
00:08:09而且
00:08:10浩哥还答应
00:08:12给我买香奈儿的连衣裙
00:08:14和最新款的LV包包
00:08:16我和浩哥的恩爱
00:08:19你是不会懂的
00:08:21恩爱
00:08:22恩爱
00:08:23你骂了个逼
00:08:24我对你就只是玩玩而已
00:08:26你这个贱人
00:08:27搜求无度
00:08:28老子每天吃牛鞭都补不起来
00:08:30你还想让我给你买香奈儿
00:08:31最新款的连衣裙
00:08:33你个丑逼你配吗
00:08:34滚
00:08:35你这算什么男人
00:08:43大家都用手机拍下来
00:08:45这渣男打女生
00:08:46对快拍下来
00:08:48摸去 这射箭术这么厉害
00:08:51别打我
00:08:55渣男贵球
00:08:57真的假的
00:08:58这有钱人真会玩
00:08:59挖钱球打耳光
00:09:01这么奇葩的要求
00:09:02我这辈子都没见过
00:09:04我呸
00:09:05臭渣男
00:09:06禽兽不如
00:09:24谢谢
00:09:25谢谢老板回过
00:09:26谢谢老板回过
00:09:28这真可以
00:09:29那我也来
00:09:30渣男
00:09:31我也来两耳光
00:09:34这楼花怎么回事
00:09:36还带这么玩的
00:09:38这跟自材有什么区别
00:09:40我也不知道
00:09:42可能他们有钱人
00:09:43就喜欢玩刺激
00:09:45同学们
00:09:47喝个奶茶看节目了
00:09:48谢谢谢谢
00:09:49一杯三百块
00:09:52这么客人的吗
00:09:53这位学妹
00:09:54一分价钱一分货
00:09:56我的奶茶可都是有特殊效果的
00:09:58如果无效十倍退款
00:10:00如果无效十倍退款
00:10:01看你们这会也打累了
00:10:03不如买一杯
00:10:04无效退钱
00:10:05这可是你说的
00:10:06那给我一杯
00:10:07这就六十万了
00:10:16这就六十万了
00:10:17十万了
00:10:18这奶茶能去豆
00:10:20还假一杯十
00:10:21那我也来一杯
00:10:25这能美白润肤
00:10:26我也要一杯
00:10:27我也要一杯
00:10:33这家伙到底在干嘛
00:10:34这不明摆着赔钱吗
00:10:35难道张晓凡想捞一笔跑路
00:10:38不行
00:10:39我不能和他胡闹了
00:10:40我还有点急事
00:10:42我先走了
00:10:43加个微信
00:10:47好
00:10:51拜拜
00:10:57今天我请客
00:11:06搁几个随便点
00:11:07小凡
00:11:10你没事吧
00:11:11刘昊的事我们都听说了
00:11:13你别想不开
00:11:14是啊
00:11:16那个刘昊太TM不是东西了
00:11:19心里也别不舒服
00:11:21这样
00:11:22你要是想喝酒的话
00:11:23你跟哥俩说
00:11:24今天这酒哥俩给你报了
00:11:25放心吧
00:11:26放心吧
00:11:27我心里有数
00:11:28老板
00:11:29来三份小龙虾
00:11:31十个鲍鱼
00:11:32再来一箱啤酒
00:11:33要拦袋了
00:11:34祸子
00:11:35这不是我们约会校花大神吗
00:11:38赶紧拍照
00:11:39发校园论坛
00:11:42小凡
00:11:43你和那个汪依然
00:11:45真约会成功了
00:11:46对啊
00:11:47没什么大不了的
00:11:49小凡
00:11:50你刚被郭佳佳甩甩了
00:11:52去和汪依然约会成功了
00:11:53这天果要上天
00:11:55哎
00:11:56凑巧而已
00:11:58来
00:12:00赵
00:12:01赵
00:12:02赵
00:12:03你疯了
00:12:04现在校园论坛上
00:12:05铺天盖地都是你的信息
00:12:07难道
00:12:08难道
00:12:09你真会那个贝绿的舔狗
00:12:11哎呀
00:12:12你想什么呢
00:12:13我只是嫌那些苍蝇麻烦
00:12:15找了个挡箭牌而已
00:12:17啊
00:12:18你是不是换化妆品了
00:12:20怎么突然
00:12:22看着又白弄了
00:12:25没有吧
00:12:26我都还没洗脸呢
00:12:29好像是白弄了不少
00:12:33难道
00:12:35不会吧
00:12:36赵总盒的奶茶真有这个功效
00:12:39你到底换了什么化妆品
00:12:41你快告诉我吧
00:12:42哎呀
00:12:43真没有
00:12:44我只是喝了一杯奶茶
00:12:47奶茶
00:12:48奶茶
00:12:49奶茶
00:12:50奶茶
00:12:51事情是这样的
00:12:53我跟你说
00:12:54就是今天
00:13:00发布新任务
00:13:02人肉沙包
00:13:04人肉沙包
00:13:07这要我挨打
00:13:10那不是跟刘昊一样了吗
00:13:12西统
00:13:13你不能这么玩我
00:13:15特殊奖励
00:13:16Let's go to the house with the house.
00:13:18Please take a look.
00:13:20Why is it like that?
00:13:23Why is it like the house with the house with the house?
00:13:26Today, I'm going to play the game.
00:13:28I'm going to play the game.
00:13:30Why can't I have such a good thing every day?
00:13:34What's wrong with it?
00:13:40Let's go.
00:13:42Why?
00:13:43You're not looking for a good thing.
00:13:45You're going to invite Yijan to come out.
00:13:46It's pretty good.
00:13:47Don't say anything.
00:13:49He's a dumb guy.
00:13:50He's going to go to the house.
00:13:52Why would he look for him?
00:13:54Let's go to the house.
00:13:55Don't be too much.
00:13:57That's enough.
00:13:58Who will they still have to play a game?
00:14:01And I told you,
00:14:03I will still invite Yijan to come out.
00:14:05I want you to know.
00:14:07You're just going to get me out of my head.
00:14:11If you want to invite Yijan to come out,
00:14:14I'm going to go to the house.
00:14:16I'm going to go to the house.
00:14:18Don't let us wait too long.
00:14:27Yijan, I just went to meet you.
00:14:29You're going to come here.
00:14:30We are so happy.
00:14:32I know your personality.
00:14:33And the last time you were going to go to the house with me.
00:14:35I'm going to go to the house.
00:14:36I'm going to go to the house.
00:14:37Wow.
00:14:38You're so cool.
00:14:39I'm going to go to the house with Yijan.
00:14:42I'm going to go through the house with Yijan.
00:14:44You can't go out.
00:14:45We are going to go out.
00:14:46We are going to go out with Yijan.
00:14:47What?
00:14:48What?
00:14:49You are going to meet Yijan?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51How could you do?
00:14:52What?
00:14:53I will do that?
00:14:54I'm going to go.
00:14:56Yijan.
00:14:58You just come here, let's go with me and Yiren to drink water, don't want to say anything.
00:15:02If you don't want to be angry, you and Yiren will not be good at all.
00:15:10It's a good time.
00:15:12Hurry up, what are you doing?
00:15:17What a hell of a bitch.
00:15:19I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:21I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:15:23I'm sorry.
00:15:28张小凡 你能没盐奶茶呢 还不快拿出来让本小姐品尝品尝
00:15:34奶茶啊 好啊 我等会儿请你们喝
00:15:38话说 蒼州盐怎么也来了 奇怪
00:15:42别表现得那么为难行吗 不白喝 给你钱 或者帮你摆摊也行
00:15:48对 我们帮你摆摊也行
00:15:50我倒要看看 这家伙到底有什么秘密
00:15:54走吧
00:15:55怎么了 今天这么多人来捧场 怎么还哭着脸
00:16:04今天卖什么 我怎么没见你带东西
00:16:07我 老板 我们这排队都排一下午了 你当时赶紧出摊啊
00:16:12对 我们要喝美颜奶茶 你是学长 可不能胡乱哄抬物价
00:16:16我 妈的人肉沙包 要不是系统给的任务 我都不想赚这个钱
00:16:23你不舒服吗 小矮打能舒服就有鬼了
00:16:29你干嘛 我们是来买奶茶的 不是来看自虐的
00:16:41我今天不卖奶茶 就卖人肉沙包
00:16:44神经病吧
00:16:47这打一圈三十 可不能耍赖啊
00:16:49这不写上的嘛 货真价实 同色无期啊
00:16:53兄弟啊 怎么了 缺钱啊 缺钱你跟哥说啊 我肯定借给你
00:17:01不捧场就滚蛋
00:17:05给我来五千呢
00:17:11张小凡 你脑子坏掉了
00:17:15让我奖励礼包 铁布箱开启
00:17:23来吧
00:17:25I don't know if it's a鐵布山. It doesn't really hurt.
00:17:39How is this? It feels like it's broken in the metal. I don't believe it.
00:17:50My hand.
00:17:51I'm going to go.
00:17:53How do you do it?
00:17:54How do you do it?
00:17:55I'm going to go.
00:17:57How do you do it?
00:17:59I'm going to go.
00:18:00I'm going to go.
00:18:04This is a big game of the Dalit王.
00:18:06How do you do it?
00:18:08I'm going to go.
00:18:10He's going to go.
00:18:16What's this?
00:18:21I'm going to go.
00:18:23I'm going to go.
00:18:24I'm going to go.
00:18:26How do you do it?
00:18:27How do you do it?
00:18:29I'm going to go.
00:18:30How do you do it?
00:18:31Don't worry about it.
00:18:32Don't worry about it.
00:18:33Don't worry about it.
00:18:34Don't worry about it.
00:18:35I'm going to go.
00:18:36Bye.
00:18:37Are you playing?
00:18:46Let me tell you, I'm not paying for money.
00:18:49No, I'm not paying for money.
00:18:51Oh my God, don't go away. I'm paying for money.
00:18:56I'm paying for money.
00:18:58You tell me, how did you do it?
00:19:01How could you do it?
00:19:02You're the king and king.
00:19:06I...
00:19:08Don't worry, don't worry.
00:19:09Do we have a drink?
00:19:11I bought a drink.
00:19:13I'm not paying for money today.
00:19:15I don't have time to go.
00:19:18We're going to end today.
00:19:21Let's go.
00:19:25Wait a minute.
00:19:27I'm going to go.
00:19:36Let's go.
00:19:37Let's go.
00:19:38Let's go.
00:19:45It's been a few hours.
00:19:48I don't think there's any effect.
00:19:50You're not paying for money today.
00:19:51You're not paying for money today.
00:19:52You're not paying for money today.
00:19:56I'm not paying for money today.
00:19:59What do you think it's not a good amount?
00:20:01And I feel like it's the taste of the taste of the last morning.
00:20:05What?
00:20:06You're not paying for money today.
00:20:07Don't you think it's the view of your mother?
00:20:09Are you paying for money today?
00:20:10That's why.
00:20:11That's why.
00:20:13That's why.
00:20:14What'd you think he would do now have a consideration?
00:20:16One hundred thousand thousand.
00:20:21One hundred thousand?
00:20:23I'm not even a winner of the future?
00:20:29You are good at the last one.
00:20:31You can sell your wine for the next one.
00:20:33You can sell your wine for the next one.
00:20:34You can sell your wine for the next one.
00:20:35You can sell your wine for the next one.
00:20:36What is that?
00:20:39I have to buy them for a drink.
00:20:42I'm not sure of the other one.
00:20:45I'm not sure if I don't have a good fruit.
00:20:47How can I do it?
00:20:49If you have 100 points, you can do it.
00:20:53If you have 20 points, you can do it.
00:20:55If you have 100 points, you can do it.
00:20:59But I don't want to make 8 points.
00:21:03This is too long.
00:21:06See, today, do you want to buy奶茶?
00:21:10No, let me do it.
00:21:15It's so cool.
00:21:18Let's play a game.
00:21:20Let's sleep.
00:21:26汪怡然?
00:21:28Why are you talking to me?
00:21:30Oh, you're not going to die.
00:21:32Why don't you want to buy奶茶?
00:21:34Give me a couple of minutes.
00:21:36If you don't want to talk to me later,
00:21:38don't want to talk to me.
00:21:39The system is still in control.
00:21:41What are you talking about?
00:21:42You're joking.
00:21:43You're joking.
00:21:45You're joking.
00:21:46Even though you don't want to talk to me.
00:21:48You're joking.
00:21:49It's me taking you back a nap.
00:21:51Oh, my friend.
00:21:52I got a bunch of mechanics in my heart.
00:21:54I got it.
00:21:55I got your two things.
00:21:56You might berey.
00:21:57We're so close.
00:21:59We're the one who doesn't pay me for four.
00:22:01You make the sap.
00:22:02Professional.
00:22:03He wants to be a song.
00:22:04I'm so thankful.
00:22:06I don't know what the net is.
00:22:08It's too hard to get out of here.
00:22:13Mr. Trish, stand up!
00:22:15It's only about half a minute.
00:22:18I'm so quick to meet you.
00:22:20I'm just going to meet you.
00:22:22Why are you so quick?
00:22:23What?
00:22:24Why are you looking for us?
00:22:26I had to break up the water bottle yesterday.
00:22:29We have to wait for 10 days.
00:22:31To express my pride,
00:22:33I'll take two women to visit.
00:22:35Is it?
00:22:37I'll give you the chance.
00:22:38Okay.
00:22:39If you've already agreed,
00:22:40then let's go to the water bottle.
00:22:43The water bottle bottle is the center of the water bottle.
00:22:47It's the center of the water bottle.
00:22:49Okay.
00:22:52The car is in there.
00:22:54Let's go.
00:23:05Hey,
00:23:06Let's go.
00:23:07Let's go.
00:23:08Let's go.
00:23:09Let's go.
00:23:10The water bottle is the first one.
00:23:12Let's go.
00:23:13Let's go.
00:23:18The water bottle is really nice.
00:23:19Here's two.
00:23:20It's about 12,600.
00:23:22Do you want to pay the price?
00:23:23Are you going to pay the price?
00:23:24If it's a discount?
00:23:25Let's go.
00:23:26Let's go.
00:23:27Let's go.
00:23:28Let's go.
00:23:29Let's go.
00:23:30Let's go.
00:23:31Let's go.
00:23:32Let's go.
00:23:33Let's go.
00:23:34Let's go.
00:23:35Let's go.
00:23:37Let's go.
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:39...
00:23:43I'll take a couple of women and girls' bags.
00:23:46I'll be able to pay for a contract.
00:23:50I'll be able to pay for a contract.
00:23:53Are you sure you have to pay me two?
00:23:54The end of the money is $21,000.
00:23:56If I put a $34,000, if you're willing to pay for a loan,
00:24:00then I'll pay for you.
00:24:01Go ahead.
00:24:04Am I not really going to pay for it?
00:24:06I'm going to stick with him, he really wants to buy it.
00:24:09I don't know how much I buy.
00:24:11He is even going to the store for me.
00:24:13He is the one who buys me.
00:24:15I can buy you all the money.
00:24:17My poor person is still so happy.
00:24:21He is so happy to be a fool.
00:24:23I'm not sure.
00:24:25I have to get you on the table.
00:24:27There is a bill.
00:24:29Do you need any other services?
00:24:31Mr.
00:24:32We can buy you.
00:24:34I am just going to examine you.
00:24:36You are not sure.
00:24:37I'm going to send you a gift to them, no matter what.
00:24:41If you have a new gift to the store,
00:24:44please call my two friends.
00:24:47If you like them,
00:24:48you'll always have me to buy them.
00:24:50The feeling is so cool.
00:24:54Mr. Charles,
00:24:55you've got so much money?
00:24:56Are you stealing?
00:24:57Yes,
00:24:58let's get back to you.
00:24:59Where are you from?
00:25:01You're going to spend a lot of money.
00:25:03You're going to make a lot of money.
00:25:06Two of you, please.
00:25:07Don't be afraid of my customers.
00:25:09You can't even buy a $18,800.
00:25:12You don't have enough money.
00:25:13You don't have enough money.
00:25:15You...
00:25:16Wait.
00:25:18You said that
00:25:19if you can buy this house,
00:25:21you can buy the whole house.
00:25:23Mr. Charles,
00:25:24you just said that.
00:25:30It's okay.
00:25:31Let's go.
00:25:31Don't let him take a look at you.
00:25:33I'm going to get him.
00:25:34What are you looking at?
00:25:36Does it take your money?
00:25:37You can fortune-reverse.
00:25:38You're going to pay him.
00:25:40Me and I?
00:25:40You're going to pay me.
00:25:41You're going to pay me?
00:25:42What?
00:25:42You're going to pay me.
00:25:43What?
00:25:44But my husband is not paying me.
00:25:46This is the LV,
00:25:47the new one.
00:25:48At least it's $3,000,
00:25:49those are the money.
00:25:50It's the money.
00:25:51If you have,
00:25:52there's the money.
00:25:53For those who Money can't pay me.
00:25:55哎哟 你不说我还真没注意 这LV连个A货都算不上 最多呀 就是一个几百块钱的地摊货 还真是 我说这包怎么这么奇怪 感情是地摊货 你们瞎说 我老公一晚上去夜店都要花费好几万 怎么可能会在乎这么一点钱 要是你们俩要小心 不要让这个穷鬼和这个导购联合起来给骗了
00:26:25是真是假 去LV柜台一验便知
00:26:27哎 我看还是算了吧 给他们留点面子 万一鉴定出来是假货 某人脸上怕是挂不住咯
00:26:37张小凡 你这个穷鬼给我闭嘴 哪有资格在这说话
00:26:49女士 您这包 你没长眼睛吗 给我看看 这包哪是假的
00:26:54可女士 您这包的确不是真的
00:27:00不可能 不可能
00:27:03这个包是我老公给我买的 说不是假的 那就是你们店里自己卖假货
00:27:08这什么操作啊 被个假包都赶来建立啊
00:27:13我看他是给当小三 让人给耍了吧
00:27:16女士 请问您这个包是在哪里买的 我们立刻核实
00:27:22老公 你快点告诉这帮狗友派人家的妖精
00:27:26算了 算了 贾贾
00:27:28其实没必要计较 咱们回去吧
00:27:31不可能 我今天非要让他们在这把话给我说清楚
00:27:34可以 让你老公把话说清楚 我们也好查清楚
00:27:38如果真是我们抓卖店卖出的话 假一赔十
00:27:41老公 你听到了吗 假一赔十啊 刚刚说出来 让他们背
00:27:46我靠我没有 河线不会丢人吗 你不靠你自己配吗
00:27:50还想变LV的宝 我对你不会就是玩玩而已
00:27:53你不是人 你骗我 真狗血啊
00:27:59嗯 真可怜啊
00:28:01得了 走吧
00:28:08张小凡
00:28:10你赚那么多钱到底哪来的 我会真的来路不正啊
00:28:14我买彩票中奖了
00:28:17那我可就放心了 不过啊 你以前可千万不能乱花
00:28:22天啊 他是你绯闻男友 给你送点东西很正常
00:28:26这样下去才有机会转正
00:28:28看在你今天表现还不错的份上
00:28:32奶茶的事情可以再晚几天 不过要按时机的交货
00:28:35交货了 一定交货
00:28:38但是能不能其两位美女今天跟我一起出摊啊
00:28:42要有一个理由
00:28:43呃 那个 我可以多送你们美人一杯奶茶
00:28:47喝一瓶洗发水
00:28:48什么 洗发水
00:28:53你以为我没见过洗发水
00:28:55我的洗发水有特殊的功效
00:28:57但你们平时用的不一样
00:28:59这不足以打动我
00:29:00我想知道啊 你昨天为什么那么抗打
00:29:04这个 我在网上买了一个神秘药丸
00:29:07它吃了之后啊 能让我的身体变麻木
00:29:10你这 张小凡 你就是个江湖骗子
00:29:14小心早晚被打死
00:29:16行吗 我跟你去出摊
00:29:19我倒要看看这家 身上到底还有多少秘密
00:29:22依然 这点小东西就把你迷惑了
00:29:25偶尔出面意思一下就行了
00:29:27反正闲着也是闲着 就当去玩了
00:29:31宋主爷 你要是有事你就去忙
00:29:33我可不耽误你
00:29:34张小凡 你要这样说 我去定了
00:29:37要是你那洗发水没有什么特别的功效
00:29:40我就把你摊子砸了
00:29:41走 我就把你摊子砸了
00:29:44走吧
00:29:53我去 洗头你来真的 还真是羞儿洗发水
00:29:56张小凡 你真是越来越扯了
00:29:59多赚钱我能理解
00:30:01洗发水五百铁定没人要
00:30:03而且你这功效也太夸大了
00:30:05迟早给人砸了
00:30:07张小凡 你这黑心小菜
00:30:10你这黑心小菜主疯了吧
00:30:12随便打印一个秀的商标贴上
00:30:15就要五百块
00:30:16谁给你的自信 薛儿吗
00:30:25这不贵啊
00:30:28买瓶洗发水
00:30:30还能看美女扬眼
00:30:32恶乐而不为
00:30:34不过 你可得保证消磨
00:30:40大哥你放心
00:30:42绝对有效
00:30:43要是没有效果啊
00:30:44我给您退款
00:30:45而且
00:30:46他不止可以生法
00:30:47还有一些
00:30:48意想不到的效果
00:30:50系统给他也能有错
00:30:51大不了老子们来这几片
00:30:53启发水就跑了
00:30:54那可是
00:30:55行
00:30:56转捷
00:30:57转鞋
00:30:58哦
00:30:59一尾号
00:31:02二三三到处金塔
00:31:04十二月十六月十八十十五分
00:31:06转入人民币五百万
00:31:08合计额
00:31:09去
00:31:10给我倒盆水
00:31:11我要洗头
00:31:13还有
00:31:14这位同学
00:31:15话我可说在前头
00:31:17我这发型
00:31:18你看到了
00:31:19如果不能生法
00:31:21我就让你脱发
00:31:25惹麻烦了吧
00:31:26我看你怎么收场
00:31:27小意思
00:31:28你忘了
00:31:29箭牌格式通头铁臂吗
00:31:31弄不好
00:31:32待会要给人家赔药费
00:31:34我们是不是要站远一点
00:31:36嗯
00:31:37哎
00:31:38不
00:31:41女人啊
00:31:46这位大哥
00:31:47我们这袖洗发水
00:31:49他未必洗一次
00:31:50就能立即生法
00:31:51我也没说要立刻生法
00:31:53我
00:31:54现在六点多钟
00:31:56我可以多等会儿
00:31:57等到十点
00:32:07小凡
00:32:08这下麻烦大了
00:32:10我找了整个体育系
00:32:11都没人愿意帮我们
00:32:13小凡
00:32:14你这炉子捅大法了
00:32:15报警都没法报
00:32:16怎么办
00:32:17小凡
00:32:18要是等一下真干起来
00:32:19我要掩护你
00:32:20你赶紧跑
00:32:21好了
00:32:22放心吧
00:32:23没事啊
00:32:25已经三小时五十八分钟了
00:32:27张小凡
00:32:29你死定了
00:32:30哎
00:32:33小子
00:32:34是你自己脱发呢
00:32:35还是我帮你啊
00:32:36还是我帮你啊
00:32:41头发怎么这么痒啊
00:32:42快帮我看看
00:32:43我是不是长头发了
00:32:44我操
00:32:45大哥真长头发了
00:32:46我操
00:32:48真的
00:32:50我操
00:32:52小子
00:32:53你可以
00:32:55走
00:32:57我操
00:32:58这自己发生怎么可能
00:32:59我操作他
00:33:02我操作
00:33:03我操作
00:33:04我操作
00:33:05对不起
00:33:06还有吗
00:33:07请卖我一瓶
00:33:08我因为没头发
00:33:09找不到对象了
00:33:10不好意思啊
00:33:11我这洗发水只有食品
00:33:12卖完了就没有了
00:33:13要不明儿清早
00:33:15学长
00:33:16那能加微信吗
00:33:17能告诉我们明天卖什么吗
00:33:18不可以啊
00:33:22也不方便
00:33:23明天卖什么
00:33:25看我心情了
00:33:26明天卖啥
00:33:27我哪知道
00:33:28看系统啊
00:33:31今儿可真悬啊
00:33:33多亏了你们哥俩
00:33:35不然啊
00:33:36我肯定挨揍了
00:33:38小凡
00:33:39都是兄弟
00:33:40说这些干啥
00:33:41以后呢
00:33:42你该得悠着点了
00:33:43狗日的江涛放话了
00:33:44让你不好过
00:33:46不过呢
00:33:47除非你放弃
00:33:48汪依然
00:33:49放心吧
00:33:50我以后会注意的
00:33:52以后啊
00:33:53哥们的衣食住行
00:33:54我包了
00:33:56小凡
00:33:57我们都知道你不容易
00:33:58你摆摊呢
00:33:59挣了钱
00:34:00还有维持生计
00:34:01我们呢
00:34:02心已领了
00:34:03别跟哥俩客气了
00:34:07放心吧
00:34:08我有的是钱
00:34:09我买彩票
00:34:10中了一个大奖
00:34:11今天还带着汪依然
00:34:13和宋如言
00:34:14逛了地豪大厦
00:34:15中彩票了
00:34:17真的假的
00:34:18吊丝逆袭了
00:34:19我靠
00:34:20牛逼啊
00:34:21彩票中奖
00:34:22然后
00:34:23花中金
00:34:24拿下汪依然
00:34:25宋如言也可以
00:34:26然后
00:34:27当上人家的成文快训
00:34:29直接走上
00:34:30人生巅峰了
00:34:31没错小凡
00:34:32可是一样
00:34:34你独自占了咱们校园两大小伙
00:34:37你可小心点
00:34:38千万被人打死
00:34:39今天是江桃
00:34:41说不定明天是张桃
00:34:42吴桃
00:34:43这个马桃
00:34:45不过哥俩愿意跟你分担点
00:34:51凡
00:34:52我错了
00:34:53我们复合吧
00:34:54复合
00:34:55我为什么要和你复合
00:35:00凡
00:35:01我是爱你的
00:35:02之前
00:35:03只不过是被刘昊给欺骗了
00:35:05你给我一次机会好不好
00:35:08凭什么
00:35:09我现在的女友汪依然
00:35:11哪点不比你强
00:35:12无论身材容貌还是架实背景
00:35:15人家比你能强出一个银河系
00:35:18最重要的是
00:35:19她不滥情
00:35:22凡
00:35:23你别这么绝情好不好
00:35:24我知道你是爱我的
00:35:25我知道我对不起你
00:35:27所以我特意在外面开了房
00:35:29今晚
00:35:30一次性补偿给你
00:35:31卧槽
00:35:32这绿茶真是毫无底线
00:35:34你想睡我
00:35:35门都没有
00:35:36而且你只适合被渣男骗炮
00:35:39另外不妨告诉你
00:35:40我现在几千万身价
00:35:41只要我乐意分分钟就能弄个小明星来玩
00:35:44你配吗
00:35:45丢
00:35:46发放今日任务
00:35:47麦文修实践
00:35:48特殊奖励
00:35:49和系主任一起麦文修
00:35:51千万奖励
00:35:52终于不是和笑
00:35:54好的 和谁
00:35:55系主任
00:35:56三十好几枚人架的灭绝师太柳如氏
00:35:59系统你要坑死我呀
00:36:01你们说
00:36:04我要是把灭绝师太叫出来摆地摊
00:36:08会有什么后果
00:36:10秀凡
00:36:11你可别作死啊
00:36:12你别以为狗屎蕴拿下了汪依然
00:36:15就可以固然挑衅灭绝师太了
00:36:17小凡
00:36:19你可别耽误
00:36:20可俩逼不了夜
00:36:21不过小凡
00:36:23看不出来啊
00:36:24你是个闷骚型的呀
00:36:26你居然敢找灭绝师太
00:36:29你也是够牛逼的呀
00:36:31对啊
00:36:32当我没说吧
00:36:33得想想办法
00:36:35千倍奖励总不能不要啊
00:36:37给我来两台iPhone11
00:36:42好的
00:36:43先生
00:36:44哎哟
00:36:47我都是谁呢
00:36:48张小凡啊
00:36:50你是
00:36:51发财了
00:36:52大嫖姐
00:36:53你在这工作啊
00:36:55是啊
00:36:56我又不会摆地摊
00:36:57只能勉强在这里上个班
00:36:59对了
00:37:01上周你爸还跟我爸说给你找个活儿
00:37:03你这倒好
00:37:05不老老实实摆摊
00:37:07跑这儿来装逼了
00:37:08我现在在干什么你管不着
00:37:11你只需要知道
00:37:12我现在的身价也是你想象不到的
00:37:15你要是想赚提成啊
00:37:17赶紧给我拿两台iPhone11出来
00:37:19笑死我了
00:37:21一个全币的身价我是真想不到
00:37:24你要是能买得起iPhone11
00:37:26我都能买下整条街了
00:37:28先生
00:37:30你要的iPhone11
00:37:32你是怎么支付呢
00:37:34白镜
00:37:35你干什么
00:37:36这个穷兵能买得起iPhone11吗
00:37:38你实习期还没满呢
00:37:40还想不想转正了
00:37:43别说两部手机了
00:37:45就是你这家店我也能分分钟都买下来
00:37:48笑死人了
00:37:50你今天出门是不是没吃药啊张小凡
00:37:53谁给你的自信在这里大言不惨
00:37:56赶紧滚
00:37:57怎么了
00:37:58老红红的干什么呢
00:37:59老板
00:38:00这有个刚从精神病院跑出来的穷屌丝
00:38:03说收购我们店
00:38:04笑死我了
00:38:05兄弟
00:38:06想收购我们的店不是不可以
00:38:08但是得有钱呢
00:38:09你就直接说多少钱能卖就行
00:38:11两百万
00:38:16这真的
00:38:18我看起来像是在跟你开玩笑吗
00:38:24搞定了我这就把手续办了
00:38:26您对店里有什么安排吗
00:38:27从今天开始
00:38:28他就是这里的店长
00:38:30其他员工工资翻一翻
00:38:33谢谢老板
00:38:34老板帅气
00:38:35小凡
00:38:36那我呢
00:38:37小凡
00:38:41那我呢
00:38:42你看是不是当个经理啥的
00:38:44都是自己人帮忙
00:38:45看着也放心
00:38:46好
00:38:47好
00:38:48白静店长的位置给我干了
00:38:49白静他有新来的
00:38:51能干什么
00:38:53差点把你给忘了
00:38:54你是自己人
00:38:55这样吧
00:38:57你呢
00:38:58立刻开除
00:39:00永不录用
00:39:02张小凡
00:39:03我是你大表姐
00:39:04你不能开除我
00:39:05你忘了这些年都是我们家
00:39:06一直就进你们家了吗
00:39:07要不是我们家和小姨家
00:39:09你能有钱念书吗
00:39:11我当然记得
00:39:12我上学学费七千块
00:39:14我爸妈在你们家门口求了两天
00:39:17才借了二盘
00:39:18还没等到我们家感激涕零
00:39:21第二天你就带着小姨
00:39:23把我们家唯一值钱的一头猪给拉走了
00:39:26你
00:39:27我什么我
00:39:29当时那头猪的市值五百块
00:39:31我真是谢谢你
00:39:33还不把他轰出去
00:39:34好的老板
00:39:36你们
00:39:39白静是吧
00:39:40我不常来
00:39:41以后这家店就交给你了
00:39:43有什么问题
00:39:44随时联系我
00:39:46好的老板
00:39:52哼
00:39:55终于找到你了
00:40:04刘主任
00:40:05你好
00:40:06有什么事吗
00:40:07哦
00:40:08我有一些事情
00:40:09想请你帮忙
00:40:10考试挂课的事别找我
00:40:12自己不好好学
00:40:13连两少关系
00:40:15我最讨厌这种学生
00:40:18你可以走了
00:40:19哦
00:40:20不是
00:40:21我没有挂课
00:40:22我是遇到了一点其他的问题
00:40:24想请你帮忙
00:40:27那是什么事
00:40:28是这样的
00:40:29我不是在校外摆摊吗
00:40:31最近遇上了一些流氓
00:40:33我已经好几天没有出摊了
00:40:37我家里呢
00:40:38父母年事已高
00:40:40没有什么劳动力
00:40:41家里更是没有收入来源
00:40:43我还有一个上高中的妹妹
00:40:45她们
00:40:46都指望着我
00:40:48你
00:40:49真的
00:40:50嗯
00:40:51我知道
00:40:52这是校外的事情
00:40:53找你帮忙也不合适
00:40:55但是
00:40:56报警了
00:40:57她们又没有犯法
00:40:58我要是不报警的话
00:41:00她们就欺负我
00:41:01这是岂有此理
00:41:04你说现在的贫困大学是容易吗
00:41:07嗯
00:41:08你下午出他的时候叫上我
00:41:10我倒要看看
00:41:11哪些社会痞子有多厉害
00:41:13谢谢刘主任
00:41:14那个
00:41:15我们留个电话还是微信
00:41:22不是
00:41:23你们俩站在那干嘛呢
00:41:25这
00:41:26哦
00:41:27知道哥们今天有好事
00:41:30列队欢迎啊
00:41:32自己看里面
00:41:33不是
00:41:34里面有什么
00:41:36难不成母老虎
00:41:37你看看你们俩
00:41:39看前方黑洞洞
00:41:42带我前去
00:41:44杀他个干干净净
00:41:46杀他个干干净净
00:41:47杀他个干干净净
00:41:51这个
00:41:52你们怎么来了呀
00:41:53二位直接拆遣通知医生就成
00:41:55怎么敢劳烦两位女神亲自等门
00:41:57你刚说啥
00:41:58我是母老虎
00:41:59还要杀个干干净净
00:42:01哎呀
00:42:02哎呀
00:42:03哎呀
00:42:04我要是早知道两位女神来的话
00:42:05打死我也不敢这么说呀
00:42:07行了
00:42:08别闹了
00:42:09说正事
00:42:10我们今天找你来
00:42:11是来买洗发水的
00:42:12当然了
00:42:13多多以善
00:42:14钱嘛
00:42:16不是问题
00:42:17干嘛呢
00:42:18赶紧拿出来
00:42:19哎呀
00:42:20是这样的
00:42:21你们来都来了
00:42:22还说什么买不买的话呀
00:42:23只要我有全部都给你们都行
00:42:24但是我这也确实是卖完了
00:42:25下一批货要等到二十天以后了
00:42:27张小凡
00:42:28你糊弄我们的
00:42:29我这暴脾气
00:42:30我这暴脾气
00:42:31别闹了
00:42:32别闹了
00:42:33说正事
00:42:34我们今天找你来
00:42:35是来买洗发水的
00:42:36当然了
00:42:37多多以善
00:42:38钱嘛
00:42:39不是问题
00:42:40干嘛
00:42:41干嘛
00:42:42赶紧拿出来
00:42:43是这样的
00:42:44你们来都来了
00:42:45还说什么买不买的话
00:42:46只要我有全部都给你们都行
00:42:47但是
00:42:48我这也确实是卖完了
00:42:49你糊弄我们呢
00:42:50我这暴脾气要是上来
00:42:52可不知道能干出什么事情来
00:42:54那这样吧
00:42:57为了弥补你们的损失
00:42:59我可以提前告诉你们
00:43:01我今天晚上卖的货物
00:43:03让你们占点便宜
00:43:05怎么样
00:43:07今晚卖什么
00:43:09我今天晚上卖文凶
00:43:13而且是有特别功效的
00:43:17这种作用特别的大
00:43:20张小凡
00:43:21你这个吓走的流氓
00:43:22我要闹死你
00:43:28入眼你快下来
00:43:29你这是急着让人占便宜
00:43:31快送
00:43:33流氓占我便宜
00:43:35不是
00:43:36你话不能这么说
00:43:37明明是你自己扑上来的
00:43:40我连躲都没地方躲
00:43:41实在不行的话
00:43:44我给你还回去
00:43:46怎么还
00:43:48当然是你在这坐着
00:43:50然后我扑上去
00:43:51小泉泉捶你
00:43:52张小凡
00:43:53真想死
00:43:57算了如延
00:43:59到时候别让人汗笑话
00:44:03赵凡
00:44:04赵母如延这么大的便宜
00:44:05总得给我们一点补偿吧
00:44:07那这样吧
00:44:08今天晚上我出摊的时候
00:44:10给你们送文凶
00:44:11张小凡
00:44:14作死是吧
00:44:15哎呀
00:44:16你听我说啊
00:44:17我的这个文凶啊
00:44:18真的有特殊功效
00:44:20他不仅可以封凶
00:44:22而且啊
00:44:23没有钢圈的束缚
00:44:25打住
00:44:28你是不是需要
00:44:30但我们宋大小姐需要啊
00:44:32毕竟他本来就行
00:44:34还有一群黑胶垫子
00:44:37张小凡
00:44:38小凡
00:44:40不会是凡哥
00:44:41哇塑
00:44:42真牛逼
00:44:43江大第一个敢接触宋无言的人
00:44:46这要是传出去
00:44:47我得轰动学校
00:44:55要是传出去
00:44:56我淹了你们俩
00:44:57我淹了
00:44:58我淹了
00:44:59我淹了
00:45:00我淹了
00:45:01我淹了
00:45:02我淹了
00:45:03我淹了
00:45:04我淹了
00:45:05我淹了
00:45:06我淹了
00:45:07我淹了
00:45:08我淹了
00:45:09你太牛逼了
00:45:10以后哥俩跟你混了
00:45:12你说年狗
00:45:14我们绝不追进
00:45:15你说往东
00:45:16我绝对不往西
00:45:17行了
00:45:18打猪
00:45:19我一会儿
00:45:21得赶紧去买点红花油
00:45:23不然晚上出摊都没练去
00:45:25凡哥
00:45:26我去
00:45:27那哪能让一哥去啊
00:45:28是不是
00:45:29对
00:45:30我们去
00:45:31走
00:45:33走
00:45:34走
00:45:40小凡
00:45:41我听你大表姐说
00:45:42你在江大附近
00:45:43收购了一家手机店
00:45:44真的有此事吗
00:45:47对啊爸
00:45:48我买彩票中了大奖
00:45:50当时买手机的时候
00:45:52白钱钱还敢羞辱我
00:45:54我就直接把店买下来了
00:45:55真的
00:45:56真是个败家子
00:45:57存下去
00:45:58性能不好嘛
00:45:59再说
00:46:00你为啥把你大表姐给开除了
00:46:01她都扬言
00:46:02要到我们家来闹了
00:46:03到时候你大爷一下子都来
00:46:05我和你妈可怎么办呢
00:46:06没事
00:46:07不用管他们
00:46:08之前他们就欺负我们没钱
00:46:10现在我们有钱了
00:46:11绝对不给他们这个脸
00:46:12这样吧爸
00:46:13你们收拾收拾行李
00:46:15我打算在江宁买个房子
00:46:16你们到时候直接搬过来
00:46:18嗯
00:46:19就像这样
00:46:20挂了
00:46:21我
00:46:22我去
00:46:23这广告词都不是灭绝事态看到了
00:46:24他得把我打死吧
00:46:25你妈系统你搞我呀
00:46:30张小凡
00:46:31你卖的就是这个
00:46:32刘主任
00:46:33您怎么来的这么早啊
00:46:34我还想去接您呢
00:46:35没事儿
00:46:36这牌子上写的什么呀
00:46:38嗯
00:46:39你这广告牌都写的
00:46:42你这广告牌都写的
00:46:44你怎么来的这么早啊
00:46:45我还想去接您呢
00:46:46嗯
00:46:47嗯
00:46:48嗯
00:46:49嗯
00:46:50嗯
00:46:51嗯
00:46:52嗯
00:46:53嗯
00:46:54你卖的就是这个
00:46:55刘主任
00:46:56您怎么来的这么早啊
00:46:58我还想去接您呢
00:47:00嗯
00:47:01没事儿
00:47:02这牌子上写的什么呀
00:47:05嗯
00:47:06你这广告牌都写了什么乱七八糟的
00:47:11嗯
00:47:12嗯
00:47:13好巧啊
00:47:18你们也出来逛啊
00:47:19是啊
00:47:20出来逛过
00:47:21支持地摊晶晶了
00:47:22当时刘主任
00:47:24你怎么有时间出来逛啊
00:47:25张小凡
00:47:27说他出来摆摊
00:47:28会遇到些痞子来找他麻烦
00:47:31找我帮帮忙
00:47:32有痞子欺负你
00:47:34我们怎么不知道
00:47:36嗯
00:47:37嗯
00:47:38嗯
00:47:39刘主任
00:47:40你看看
00:47:41我这脸上到现在
00:47:42有瘀青和疤痕呢
00:47:43有个胆大包天的痞子
00:47:45今天直接跑到学校来打我
00:47:47还威胁我
00:47:48不让我出汤了
00:47:49真是无法无天
00:47:51欺负我的学生
00:47:53嗯
00:47:54下次他们再去许侠脑试
00:47:56你直接告诉我
00:47:57我收拾他们
00:47:58嗯
00:47:59好你的张小白
00:48:02居然把我收成了痞子
00:48:04等我找到机会
00:48:05看我怎么收拾你
00:48:06啊
00:48:07张小白
00:48:08你一个大男人
00:48:09卖女人的东西
00:48:10好吗
00:48:11好吗
00:48:15没办法
00:48:16昨天晚上金错货了
00:48:18会不了了
00:48:20我看你个大男人
00:48:21怎么把这千价凶兆卖出去
00:48:24要不要求求我和依然
00:48:26帮你张张呢
00:48:27我还不信
00:48:29你一个大男人
00:48:30能撞得开嘴
00:48:32来
00:48:34大家瞧一瞧啊
00:48:35看一看啊
00:48:36壮大文修
00:48:37燃起你的自信
00:48:39鼓动活力
00:48:41挑楼价
00:48:42只需要一千元
00:48:44快来快来
00:48:45保证效果
00:48:47三天试用期无效
00:48:49十倍退还
00:48:50张小凡
00:48:53你这太瞎胡闹了
00:48:55你这价格
00:48:56会有人要吗
00:48:57附近都是些学生
00:48:59刘主任
00:49:00我的这个文凶呢
00:49:02确实有丰凶的效果
00:49:04还有一些隐秘的效果
00:49:07我不太好意思说
00:49:08用过就知道
00:49:09我绝对不会骗人
00:49:11我之前也卖过洗发水和奶茶
00:49:14他们都有效果的
00:49:16汪一燃他们就用过
00:49:17不信你问他们
00:49:19他说的是真的
00:49:21是 刘主任
00:49:23他说的都是真的
00:49:31刘主任
00:49:32你不会是
00:49:33那个来了吧
00:49:35刘主任
00:49:36要不找个地方休息一下吧
00:49:38不要
00:49:40好多年一直都这样
00:49:42还是找个地方休息一下吧
00:49:45不行
00:49:46我要是走了
00:49:47那些痞子来找麻烦
00:49:49张小凡
00:49:50顶不住的
00:49:52张小凡
00:49:53你之前说的那些特别功效
00:49:55到底是什么
00:49:58那个
00:49:59我说了
00:50:00你们可不能说耍流氓啊
00:50:02你怎么活不妈妈的
00:50:04是不是可以缓解那方面的疼痛
00:50:08没错
00:50:09而且可以根治
00:50:11不过
00:50:12目前还没市场变成功
00:50:13我也不知道具体效果有没有那么好
00:50:16好
00:50:17那还说什么
00:50:18赶紧拿一个给刘主任
00:50:21刘主任
00:50:22你喜欢什么颜色
00:50:26黑色
00:50:27市场帮我休息室
00:50:31我们去换
00:50:33你最好说的有效果
00:50:34不然
00:50:35我不会放过你的
00:50:36那个
00:50:37说明书是这么说的
00:50:39到时候如果没有用的话
00:50:40我们就去找那个供货商
00:50:42让他赔个底朝天
00:50:43刘主任
00:50:58效果怎么样
00:50:59真是没想到
00:51:00这个还真有那种功能
00:51:01哎
00:51:03你收款码呢
00:51:04我付款
00:51:06刘主任
00:51:07我刚才看过了
00:51:08它这个全都一样
00:51:10要整合是吗
00:51:12我感觉这个
00:51:13它会根据大小自己收缩或者扩大
00:51:17包容性挺好的
00:51:18这么神奇
00:51:22还有这个粉色的
00:51:23还有这个
00:51:24那还说什么
00:51:25我们全都买了
00:51:26我也要一个
00:51:27我也要
00:51:33我刚刚说全都要了
00:51:34怎么卖给他嘛
00:51:36这
00:51:37这也不能怪我
00:51:38你们自己不是也没反应过来吗
00:51:41哎呀算了算了
00:51:42我们能抢到两个就很好的
00:51:45张小凡
00:51:46那个什么
00:51:48还有吗
00:51:50刘主任
00:51:51这个
00:51:52真没有了
00:51:55张小凡
00:51:56你想死是吧
00:51:57你上次这样骗我们的
00:51:58这才敢骗刘主任
00:52:01没事
00:52:03如果下次有了
00:52:04先记得通知我
00:52:05没问题
00:52:06我一定先通知刘主任
00:52:11当然
00:52:13也不会忘了
00:52:14这两位大小姐
00:52:16这还差不多
00:52:19今天也都没有东西了
00:52:21收摊吧
00:52:22各位散了吧
00:52:23学长
00:52:24可以加你一个微信吗
00:52:25对啊对啊
00:52:26帅哥
00:52:27加个微信吧
00:52:28加什么假
00:52:29别动歪脑筋
00:52:30张小凡
00:52:31明草有主了
00:52:32你
00:52:33你
00:52:34你
00:52:35赵凡
00:52:37你发什么了
00:52:42记住了
00:52:43你女朋友是宜然
00:52:45就算是个剑牌哥
00:52:47也不能和其他女人有任何瓜葛
00:52:49不然
00:52:50不然
00:52:51我不会放过你的
00:52:52知道了
00:53:01小潘同学
00:53:02文秀你还有吗
00:53:03有的话
00:53:04下次多卖我两千
00:53:05钱不是问题
00:53:06刘主任
00:53:08刘主任
00:53:09这次真没了
00:53:10以后有合适的东西
00:53:12我先通知你
00:53:14张小凡
00:53:15不管你用什么办法
00:53:16文兄必须过来两套
00:53:18挑奶茶的手下
00:53:19我可算着日子
00:53:20我说汪大小姐
00:53:23你要这么多文兄干什么
00:53:25这玩意儿又不能带在外面
00:53:27一个就足够了
00:53:29你想死是吧
00:53:31文兄就是衣服
00:53:32没有几条欢喜的怎么能行
00:53:35哦
00:53:36我明白了
00:53:41不过你得告诉我
00:53:42你的罩杯大小啊
00:53:44不然下次进货的时候
00:53:46万一必须按照尺码去货
00:53:49我怕啊
00:53:50拿不到合适的
00:53:54张小凡
00:53:55你跟我等着
00:54:00噢
00:54:01噢
00:54:02噢
00:54:03噢
00:54:04噢
00:54:05噢
00:54:06噢
00:54:07我准备去买车
00:54:08噢
00:54:10噢
00:54:11噢
00:54:12噢
00:54:13噢
00:54:14噢
00:54:15噢
00:54:16噢
00:54:17我准备去买车
00:54:18走
00:54:19跟我一起走
00:54:23买西毛车
00:54:24你有钱吗
00:54:25买个贵点的玩具车都费劲
00:54:27买车
00:54:29我是真准备去买车
00:54:31说不定你们俩要是把我伺候好了
00:54:34我还能给你们一人满一辆
00:54:37嗯嗯
00:54:38我信你个鬼啊
00:54:48哎呀
00:54:49我要的 shops
00:54:53叫脑子
00:54:54radio
00:55:07可说有没关系
00:55:08红 Ton
00:55:09没有知名
00:55:10走
00:55:11嘿嘿嘿
00:55:12大哥 你是不是在错路了 这可是宝马店
00:55:19哼 买个宝马不行吗
00:55:22先生 您是看车还是体车
00:55:30七五零多少钱 先生 您确定看这个车吗
00:55:34有什么问题吗 你说出来价格我听听 合适的话我就要了
00:55:39我当谁呢 这不是张小凡吗
00:55:44你是刘露露
00:55:47对啊 当初高中学习不成 出来打工
00:55:51不过凭借我这几年的努力 在这当了个展天经理
00:55:55一个月底薪八千 加上提成 小两万还是有的
00:56:00是吗 那听起来还不错啊
00:56:02你能大学吧 当初可是借了全村人的钱去上学
00:56:06听说你现在百摊赚学费 想来赚的也不多吧
00:56:09什么人这是
00:56:10我这还缺个男保洁 一个月给你两千五
00:56:13别不辱摸了你这个江大的大学霸
00:56:16怎么样
00:56:17不好意思啊 我不需要找工作 我觉得百摊挺好
00:56:22七五零高配现在多少钱
00:56:25现在价格得
00:56:26还我去 你可拉倒吧
00:56:28七五零现在差不多小两百万
00:56:30你是不是又找同学老师借钱
00:56:32订个车 然后出去骗傻白田
00:56:34像你这种屌丝 我可见多了
00:56:37请你说话放尊重些
00:56:39我既然来买车 那就是客户
00:56:41客户 你可拉倒吧
00:56:43我在大街上随便拉一个人过来
00:56:46都比你有钱
00:56:47穷屌丝装什么大尾巴狼呢
00:56:49是吗 你最好别后悔
00:56:54我们走
00:56:59我们走
00:57:02就你 我还后悔
00:57:04你个穷屌丝 我要什么好后悔的
00:57:06你要是能买得起一个车轱路
00:57:08我都算你有钱
00:57:09刘露露 干嘛呢
00:57:11我们的服务宗旨是什么
00:57:12你忘了吗
00:57:13总结啊 我没有忘记服务好每个客户
00:57:16可是他 我知道的
00:57:18他今年的学费都没交
00:57:20他不可能买得起这个车
00:57:22他要是买得起 我打扫一个月
00:57:25不 我把厕所给舔干净
00:57:27好 我拭目以待
00:57:29不过 你别让我真的看你去舔厕所
00:57:35谢谢 给我来一辆奔驰
00:57:37好的 我们这有线车
00:57:39您是按接还是全款
00:57:41不就两百万嘛 还按什么接啊
00:57:43都是小钱
00:57:44这有钱
00:57:46刷卡
00:57:47刷卡
00:57:48好 您稍等
00:57:50刷卡成功
00:57:54刷卡成功
00:57:55三位 我们贵宾室请吧
00:57:56贵宾室请吧
00:57:57贵宾室就不用了
00:58:01直接准备好
00:58:02我要开走
00:58:03我要开走
00:58:04好的 这边请
00:58:05走走走走走
00:58:16刘露露
00:58:17是你自己滚
00:58:18还是去舔厕所
00:58:20二选一
00:58:21哦
00:58:24哦
00:58:27哇
00:58:29凡哥
00:58:30你这是要搞
00:58:31唐烨衣营的房子
00:58:33我感觉
00:58:34我们这些穷兵
00:58:35跟你混为一圈都有罪啊
00:58:38凡哥
00:58:39你这也太牛逼了吧
00:58:40怪不得那宋如炎
00:58:42还有汪一燃
00:58:43还有面具试探
00:58:44围照着你转ă
00:58:45原来你手里有祸啊
00:58:46There's a lot of money.
00:58:48But you can't say that.
00:58:50You're not like that.
00:58:52You're a girl.
00:58:54Don't worry about it.
00:58:56I'll leave you for the rest.
00:59:02Have you been here?
00:59:04Do you want to go to the house or go to the house?
00:59:06I'll go to the house.
00:59:08The price is for a year.
00:59:10But I have a rule.
00:59:12I need to go to the house.
00:59:14Otherwise, my mother is not used to.
00:59:16The three of us, please.
00:59:18We will be able to take care of the house.
00:59:24Hello.
00:59:25I'm here.
00:59:27I'm here.
00:59:28I'm happy to be here for you.
00:59:30What do you have to do?
00:59:32Do you have a table or a table?
00:59:40It's not just a year.
00:59:42But I said, it's not a problem.
00:59:45I can't.
00:59:46It's not a place.
00:59:47It's just a place.
00:59:48It's not a place.
00:59:50It's not a place.
00:59:51It's a place.
00:59:52It's a place.
00:59:53It's a thousand dollars.
00:59:54If you want to take care of the house,
00:59:57you can give you a price.
00:59:59If you have a price.
01:00:01You can take care of the house.
01:00:02It's a place.
01:00:03and I have a couple of points and a few points.
01:00:05I will just pay for the future.
01:00:06I will pay for the future.
01:00:07What will the gift all the time for you?
01:00:10Why are you crazy?
01:00:12I'm crazy.
01:00:13Why did you pay for it?
01:00:15What are you thinking?
01:00:17What do you feel?
01:00:19You're not a big boy.
01:00:21You're a father.
01:00:24Chef.
01:00:26He is paying for $1 million.
01:00:28You can.
01:00:29You are here to see what is going on.
01:00:31美女 我按原价全款买可以 不过我有一个额外的条件 我的别墅里缺一个女主管 在我的视角里 你的条件很符合
01:00:43可以 只要你买 别说是管家
01:00:47刷卡
01:00:49你真的要买 不去看看户型啥的
01:00:57有什么可看的 一亿一千万而已
01:01:00麻溜达 下午还有事
01:01:03先生请稍等 我这就去办理
01:01:18这个事先不着急
01:01:22你之前承诺我的事情 能做到吗
01:01:26还有我管家的事 我这个人向来比较认真 希望你别骗我
01:01:32凡哥 这位小姐说了 别说能打折
01:01:39打完折下来能是一千万啊
01:01:43Oh my god, you don't want to see a thousand dollars.
01:01:47Oh no, I don't want to see a thousand dollars.
01:01:51One thousand dollars.
01:01:55I like it, it's worth it.
01:01:59There are people who want to make me a thousand dollars.
01:02:02If it's good enough, I can marry him.
01:02:05What do you want?
01:02:07What are you doing?
01:02:09I'll put you here first.
01:02:11I can't wait.
01:02:13I don't have a lot of money.
01:02:15I don't have a lot of money.
01:02:17Some people usually send me a cup of coffee.
01:02:19They're just going to sell a lot of money.
01:02:21I'm going to get it or not?
01:02:23If I'm going to take it, I'm going to give you a few requests.
01:02:25I'm not going to give you a few requests.
01:02:27If I'm going to ask that, I'm not going to give you a lot?
01:02:31I'm going to give you a lot.
01:02:33Don't worry.
01:02:34I'm just going to give you a few requests.
01:02:37I'm going to give you a few requests.
01:02:39You should be able to give yourself a lot.
01:02:41Oh.
01:02:43Your average is your thousand dollars.
01:02:45You should be able to pay for a thousand dollars.
01:02:47I'll go ahead.
01:02:49You can keep working on this.
01:02:51I know.
01:02:53Wait.
01:02:54What is it?
01:02:55One thousand dollars.
01:02:57I'll send you a thousand dollars.
01:02:59I'll send you a thousand dollars.
01:03:01I'll send you a thousand dollars.
01:03:02I'll send you a thousand dollars.
01:03:03Bye.
01:03:04What's it?
01:03:05What's it?
01:03:06He's so not a person.
01:03:07He's so passionate about him.
01:03:08He's not going to ask me.
01:03:09But he's so handsome.
01:03:11He's so handsome.
01:03:16You know what?
01:03:17You're a young man.
01:03:18You're a young man.
01:03:20You're a young man.
01:03:21He's a young man.
01:03:22He's a really cool guy.
01:03:24I'm so sorry.
01:03:25He's so good.
01:03:26You know what?
01:03:27When you got us a little help of you.
01:03:29We didn't help you.
01:03:30When did you go to the coffee,
01:03:31who was the chairman?
01:03:32Who was the chairman?
01:03:33He didn't look for those people.
01:03:35Hey!
01:03:36I'll call him yourself.
01:03:37He's not like that.
01:03:38He's a young man.
01:03:39He's a man.
01:03:41You're still trying to see him.
01:03:42But you still got the cow for you.
01:03:44What if his father was doing?
01:03:45You know how?
01:03:47We've seen him.
01:03:48We've seen him with his family.
01:03:49He's not a compliment.
01:03:50But I have a request.
01:03:52I'll tell him.
01:03:53He'll tell them for you.
01:03:54Let me go.
01:03:55I'll come back to the door, and I'll come back to the door.
01:03:59After that, I'll say it's a good thing.
01:04:01He can't go over.
01:04:02And I'll pay for 50 million.
01:04:05I'll pay for the damage.
01:04:08Who's your face?
01:04:10You think you're who?
01:04:11You're 50 million.
01:04:12Go out and buy it.
01:04:13No, I'll give you a discount.
01:04:15I'll do it for 10 years.
01:04:17If you're not able to pay for it, I'll pay for it.
01:04:19I don't know.
01:04:20I'm sorry.
01:04:21I'm sorry.
01:04:22I'm sorry.
01:04:23I'm sorry.
01:04:24I'm sorry.
01:04:25I'm sorry.
01:04:26I'm sorry.
01:04:27I'm sorry.
01:04:28Mom, I've grown up.
01:04:29I can't be a part of a world.
01:04:30I can't be a part of a face.
01:04:31I can't stand up to be a part of a face.
01:04:32I can't be a part of a face.
01:04:34You can listen to me.
01:04:35This is a godly man.
01:04:36If you can't say this, I'll be fine.
01:04:38I'll have to play.
01:04:39Ah.
01:04:40You're too much more and more.
01:04:43You're still going to shoot?
01:04:44I'm not going to.
01:04:45You're going to shoot me?
01:04:46Here, I'll shoot you.
01:04:47A piu.
01:04:48A piu.
01:04:49A piu.
01:04:50A piu.
01:04:51Is it a piu.
01:04:52It's a piu.
01:04:54Maybe if you失Show me, I'll pay you behind her.
01:04:57A piu.
01:04:58A piu.
01:04:59A piu.
01:05:00A piu.
01:05:01I have to pay you to see them.
01:05:03If you're not, I have to pay you for a while.
01:05:06If you're no longer going to come.
01:05:08You don't have to pay me to pay me.
01:05:09You take me.
01:05:10If you're on the phone.
01:05:11Do you see me like this?
01:05:12I'm not going to pay me?
01:05:14I'll pay you to pay me for this.
01:05:15想讨钱啊,可以啊,讨钱就要有讨钱的姿态
01:05:26拿着在我们家门口蹲着,我或许还可以给你们每个人几块钱
01:05:33多了没有
01:05:34忘了告诉你们,我现在也没钱
01:05:38原来你还是个穷逼啊
01:05:40那你们全家设定了
01:05:42村里要硬化露面 你一付原本准备捐20万呢
01:05:45至于现在我们一分都不会捐了 快等着看 你们怎么在村子里活下去
01:05:51对到时候让全村人的拓沫箱子喷死你们全家
01:05:55而且我还当赚了多少钱呢 感情也没多少 还被挥霍完了 真是废物
01:06:03张小凡 如果你想小语继续有收敏 就把手机电转让给我 不然我跟你没完
01:06:12小凡
01:06:13不行就给他们吧
01:06:16村里修路的事情的确要靠他
01:06:18大哥
01:06:19别吊他们
01:06:20修不修路那是他们的事情
01:06:22二叔
01:06:24你帮我把村子里的六十岁以上的人都叫过来
01:06:27我想给他们发发福利
01:06:28小凡
01:06:29你
01:06:30放心吧
01:06:30我心里有数
01:06:31二叔
01:06:32张小凡
01:06:34学聪明了
01:06:35还想找一些老熊酸来给你评理
01:06:38企图让你爸妈还能在村子里继续待下去
01:06:41我和村主任是啥关系
01:06:43你们痴人做梦
01:06:44是不是痴人说梦
01:06:46等会儿就知道了
01:06:48各位大爷 奶奶们
01:06:51今天把大家叫来呢
01:06:53也没别的事
01:06:54就是为了感谢你们之前帮助过我们
01:06:57想给大家发一些福利
01:06:59今天来的人呢
01:07:00每个人可以在我这领零五千块钱
01:07:03都没钱还装什么种
01:07:05你要是给每个人发个手机我倒还相信
01:07:08大爷
01:07:10这是您的
01:07:11真给啊 小凡
01:07:14黄奶奶
01:07:16这是您的
01:07:17来
01:07:19好
01:07:20当然是真的
01:07:22不过这次回来的比较匆忙
01:07:24所以没有带太多的现金
01:07:26等我下次回来的时候
01:07:27给大家每人再发五万块的养老金
01:07:31好
01:07:31小凡是好孩子
01:07:33谁要是欺负小凡
01:07:34就是和我们过不去
01:07:36没错 谁敢欺负小凡
01:07:38问问我手里的拐账答不答应
01:07:40对对对 还有我们
01:07:41二叔
01:07:44我来的时候呢 拿的现金不多
01:07:47你把手机给我 我给你转十万块钱
01:07:49你先花着
01:07:50小凡
01:07:51不用
01:07:51我
01:07:52二叔 你不是外人
01:07:54来
01:07:54张小凡
01:07:57你是故意和我们作对是不是
01:07:59差点把你们忘了
01:08:02这么发钱确实有点不太周全
01:08:04今天来了的人除了来闹事的
01:08:08我们拉一个微信群
01:08:10我在里面发个十万块钱的红包
01:08:12大家抢一下啊
01:08:13微信群
01:08:14我要喊我儿子儿媳 孙子村女
01:08:17快关门 别让他喊
01:08:19再喊我们都抢不到了
01:08:21你 你们关门想干什么
01:08:23我给村长已经打电话了
01:08:24村长马上过来
01:08:25小凡放心 村长来了也没事
01:08:28我们这么多人 他还能怎么样
01:08:31没错 小凡又是给我们发钱
01:08:34又是给我们发红包的
01:08:35这么好的孩子 我们可不能看着你们欺负他
01:08:38没事 大家放心吧
01:08:40我等会呢 准备两桌好几好菜
01:08:42请大家吃一顿
01:08:43再告诉大家一件事情
01:08:45我跟我爸妈呢 准备搬去城里了
01:08:48借此机会也感谢大家这么多年的照顾
01:08:51怎么了 我就活了的喊我
01:08:55村长来了 张小凡 你们一家死定了
01:08:59村长啊 张峰收那个盖死的儿子张小凡
01:09:04他在外面发了点小财
01:09:07就拉拢村民在背后说你坏话
01:09:09而且还欺负我们
01:09:11本来我们计划捐二十万的
01:09:13现在我们不捐了
01:09:14张峰收 我这花了好大的力气
01:09:17才找村子安排上了修路的工程
01:09:19你儿子好能耐啊
01:09:20一句话就给这些捐款搅和了
01:09:22这路你来修吗
01:09:25喊什么喊啊 不就是修路的钱吗 我出
01:09:30我一个人就要捐二十万 整个路面工程一百万呢 你出得起吗
01:09:35一百万啊
01:09:37我就知道你给不出来 你就是个穷逼 才跑来装大款 真是笑死我了
01:09:43说的没错 不知到从哪弄了一些不明不白的钱 挥霍了几天就把自己当大款了
01:09:49不是 等等 求一百万还需要五个人凑啊 真是一帮球逼
01:09:55我出三千万 连同路面硬化和路灯一起安装
01:09:59张小凡 你什么疯了 敢吹这个牛逼 念在轻轻的份上 赶紧带上你爸妈滚蛋 要不然 别说我没给你机会
01:10:08喂 是不是吹牛等会儿就知道了 急什么
01:10:12三千万 那敢情好 这三千万你要是能拿出来 你就是村子上的徒兴
01:10:18你要是拿不出来 在这里乱放狗屁 我发了你的力
01:10:22区区三千万 我说拿就肯定拿得出来 不过我有个条件
01:10:27说 我的钱必须亲手交到镇上 由镇上的人亲自来建设
01:10:34我的钱必须亲手交到镇上 由镇上的人亲自来建设
01:10:39你 好 就应你 我马上向上面汇报情况
01:10:43当我直接得先筹钱 反正我已经谈了不少 后面可以再找机会
01:10:49上面说了 领导就亲自来一趟 到时候再具体当面他
01:10:59可以 那就劳烦村长去接一下领导 我们现在要吃饭了
01:11:04各位 准备开饭
01:11:06是吧
01:11:09我听说有人欺负你们一家 谁 老子闹死他们
01:11:13小白 你先别激动 狗咬你一口 你总不能咬回去吧
01:11:18来 堂哥交代你个事
01:11:29对呀 真不错呀
01:11:39镇长
01:11:40镇长
01:11:41这个就是说要绝垮三千万的人
01:11:43啊 年轻人 不错啊
01:11:45真是年少有为啊
01:11:47我代表苍山镇的三万老百姓 谢谢你了
01:11:51嗯
01:11:53我也是苍山的孩子 这是我应该做的
01:11:56你把账号发我 我给你转钱
01:11:58好 好
01:12:00他居然真的都拿出来 混蛋
01:12:03镇长 这是我外战的钱
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