00:06Mom
00:12Dad
00:18Bingo
00:24Louie
00:29Okay, she's asleep.
00:31What do you want to watch tonight, babe?
00:32Do you watch TV after we go to sleep?
00:35Louie, not again. Come on, back to bed.
00:39I don't want to go to bed.
00:41Too bad, kid.
00:42But why do we have to sleep?
00:44Why can't we just stay awake all night?
00:46Because that's the way the world is.
00:48Well, I'm going to make it so that's not how the world is.
00:52That might be tricky. People like to sleep.
00:54Well, I'll take everyone's bed to the dump.
00:57Yeah, they'll probably just sleep on the couch.
00:59Well, I'll take the couches to the dump too.
01:02Oh, sounds like a big job. You'll need a full night's sleep for that.
01:05Yeah, I will. Night.
01:07Hey, wait, no!
01:09Come on, I'll read you a story.
01:12You know she can't help it.
01:14I know. Can you help me?
01:16Oh, yeah, I've got an idea.
01:18Wait, is it a bad idea?
01:20Mom, are you grumpy with me?
01:22No, honey. I'm okay. Come on.
01:26Once upon a time, there was a village.
01:28Are you sure you're not grumpy?
01:30No, I just want you to go to sleep.
01:32And in the village...
01:34Hey, hey!
01:34Unicorn!
01:35Oh, no, not unicorns.
01:38This episode of Bluey, unfortunately, is called Unicorns.
01:42Budger, budger, watch the horn.
01:44What are we reading?
01:45Well, it's a story...
01:46Horn!
01:47Here, read this.
01:48It's got a unicorn in it.
01:50I'm not reading that.
01:51Fine, I'll read it.
01:53On, up, on, uh, Tim.
01:56I wish I could read.
01:59Unicorns, Bluey is finding it a little hard to get to sleep,
02:02so we're actually trying to calm things down a bit.
02:05Well, it's got to be hard with me around.
02:09Shh!
02:10Bingo's asleep?
02:11I don't care!
02:13Well, I do.
02:13So how about you and your little mate jog on?
02:17I ain't going nowhere, toots.
02:19My name is Chilly.
02:21Oh, I'm sorry, silly.
02:23Chilly!
02:24Billy, yeah, that's what I said.
02:26Ouch!
02:27Oh, Mum, please, can Unicorns stay?
02:29Bluey, he's the most annoying unicorn in the world.
02:32Guilty!
02:33But I can turn him into a nice Unicorns.
02:36I promise I can.
02:37Right, Unicorns?
02:38Nah.
02:39Don't listen to him.
02:40Please, can he stay?
02:42Fine.
02:42But we're reading this book, not yours.
02:44You will live to regret that.
02:49Once upon a time, there was a village,
02:51and in the village, everyone walked around barefoot.
02:54Ah, yay!
02:55Unicorn!
02:56I can't see the page!
02:59And why should I get...
03:00Oh, I forgot about the catchphrase.
03:03If you block the words, Mum can't read the story.
03:07And why should I get...
03:09But their stories are nice.
03:11My story was nice.
03:12It had a unicorn in it.
03:14This one has zero Unicorns.
03:16And the ending's boring.
03:18She just makes...
03:19Don't spoil the ending.
03:21Why not?
03:22Because Bluey hasn't heard it.
03:25What should I get?
03:27Unicorns, I'm trying to make you a nice Unicorns.
03:30Okay, okay, okay.
03:31Please continue, Millie.
03:33I won't spoil the ending.
03:35Where she makes shoes.
03:38Unicorns!
03:38Ah!
03:39Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
03:41One day, the Queen decided to get off her litter
03:44and have a walk around.
03:45Changed my mind.
03:47Oh, wait, changed it again.
03:49Actually, I will.
03:50Nope, not today.
03:51Up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down.
03:54Unicorns!
03:54That is bad behavior.
03:56Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
03:58Oh, so is that.
04:00Meep, meep, me, meep, meep.
04:02Shall we continue?
04:04Oh, yes.
04:05Ah, meep.
04:06So the Queen walked a few steps
04:08and stood on a prickle.
04:10Ouch!
04:11Ah!
04:13Unicorns, that's mean.
04:14How would you feel if you stood on a prickle?
04:17I feel good.
04:18I feel so good at dancing.
04:20You wouldn't dance if you'd cry like the Queen.
04:24Well, maybe she should wear some shoes!
04:27Unicorns!
04:28Ha, ha, ha!
04:28Anyway, the Queen discovered
04:30that her whole kingdom was covered in prickles.
04:33What was she to do?
04:35Make shoes!
04:37Ugh!
04:37Bluey!
04:38Oh, I know!
04:40Unicorns, what's your favorite food?
04:43Children.
04:44Oh!
04:45Just kidding!
04:47I like chicken bucket.
04:48Oh, great!
04:49Look, here's some chicken bucket.
04:51Ah, thank you.
04:53Mighty kind.
04:54Okay, we're good to go.
04:56So the Queen had an idea.
04:58She will cover the whole kingdom in leather.
05:01That way, no one will ever stand on the prickles again.
05:06Again.
05:07So she got to work.
05:09All day and night, the Queen worked,
05:12covering her whole kingdom in leather.
05:14Oh, can you please chew with your mouth shut?
05:16I can chew with my mouth shut.
05:18Of course I can.
05:19The Queen just...
05:21Then I'm not gonna.
05:22That's it!
05:23I'm out!
05:24Catch you on the flip side, Willie!
05:26Wait, no!
05:27I'm done, Bluey.
05:28I can handle this, Mum.
05:29Unicorns!
05:30Ow!
05:31My back!
05:32My neck!
05:32My back and my neck!
05:34I just tapped you on the shoulder!
05:36Whiplash!
05:37Whiplash!
05:38Call my lawyer!
05:39Look, Bluey, good on you for trying,
05:42but you can't change Unicorns.
05:44Ugh, I think you're right.
05:45I'm not sure you can change anyone very much.
05:48Well, what can we change?
05:50Well, we can stop letting Unicorns annoy us.
05:53Really?
05:54How?
05:54Maybe we ignore him?
05:56He's pretty hard to ignore.
05:58Let's give it a go.
06:00The Queen just couldn't do any more.
06:03She was too tired.
06:05Oh, here he comes.
06:06Remember?
06:07Just ignore him.
06:08Are you Willy Healer?
06:10I'm Chilly Healer!
06:11Mum!
06:12Oh, yes, sorry.
06:13But then the jester said to the Queen,
06:16Your Majesty,
06:17instead of covering the whole kingdom in leather,
06:19why not just cover your feet?
06:21Stop that reading.
06:22This is a very serious matter.
06:24One of you karate-chopped my client.
06:26Karate-chop?
06:27Louie?
06:28Oh, yeah, sorry.
06:29So the Queen cut two little bits of leather
06:32and made them into shoes.
06:34Hey, I'm talking to you.
06:36Yeah, listen to him.
06:38So the people could walk anywhere they wanted
06:40and the prickles couldn't hurt them.
06:42Stop reading!
06:44Unicorns, let me handle this.
06:46Yeah, watch it, mate.
06:46I'll have to get a little pokey.
06:48Okay, as your lawyer, I...
06:50Here I come!
06:51Oh, hey, you're gonna get out!
06:53And they all looked happily ever after.
06:57Shall we leave them to it?
06:59Yeah, I'm tired.
07:01You're gonna get it now, mate!
07:13Yeah!
07:16Ha!
07:16Ah!
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