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00:00:00Hello, would you like to leave a message?
00:00:17Eden's Daily Message 1?
00:00:21No.
00:00:23Scratch that.
00:00:25Eden's Daily Message.
00:00:27Alright.
00:00:28So, I am getting married tomorrow, I'm staying with my future mother-in-law, so I just want
00:00:37to remind myself that I self-sabotage, and that I deserve to be happy.
00:00:43It's okay, it's okay to have good shit happen, it's okay to be happy, you know?
00:00:49It's okay to be happy, you know?
00:01:04It's okay to be happy, you know?
00:01:07It's okay to be happy, you know?
00:01:09It's okay to be happy, you know?
00:01:13I'm not sure about that.
00:01:15I'm not sure about that.
00:01:17I'm not sure about that.
00:01:32I don't know.
00:02:02I don't know.
00:02:32I don't know.
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:32I don't know.
00:04:02I don't know.
00:04:32I don't know.
00:05:02I don't know.
00:05:32I don't know.
00:06:02I don't know.
00:06:04Eat it!
00:06:06Fuck.
00:06:08I don't know.
00:06:14I don't know.
00:06:20I don't know.
00:06:26I don't know.
00:06:32I don't know.
00:06:36I don't know.
00:06:44I don't know.
00:06:46I don't know.
00:06:48I just want to see what you're going to get here.
00:06:50I just want to see what you're going to get here.
00:06:54I don't know.
00:07:04I don't know.
00:07:06I don't know.
00:07:07I don't know.
00:07:08I don't know.
00:07:16I don't know.
00:07:18I don't know.
00:07:28I don't know.
00:07:30I don't know.
00:07:32Let's go.
00:13:02Thanks a lot.
00:13:48You're the bridesmaid, so I thought she'd be with you.
00:13:50Is there anyone else you can think of that she may have gotten in contact with?
00:13:56Not really.
00:13:57She told me.
00:13:59She told me she wanted to go to her own hairdressers to focus on myself today and not to worry.
00:14:03She said, she said,
00:14:09she said,
00:14:13she said,
00:14:15she said,
00:14:17Ah! Ah!
00:14:47Ah!
00:15:17Ah!
00:15:20What the hell?
00:15:27I don't know...
00:15:31In the dark room
00:15:36I have the glass of space
00:15:41The clear glass of darkness
00:15:45hello would you like to leave a message hey Eden this is a daily message to
00:15:54yourself you're getting married tomorrow and you are gonna stand at the altar and
00:16:02make a promise that you don't know if you can keep
00:16:15up
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00:17:09You all right?
00:17:21Are you okay?
00:17:23I'm sorry.
00:17:26I'm gonna make a call, don't worry.
00:17:34Hey, we got another one of those meth heads in here again.
00:17:41This one looks beat up pretty bad.
00:17:45I don't want to bother you all the time, but I think you should come out here.
00:17:55All right, let's just go outside.
00:18:00I'll come help you in a minute, okay?
00:18:07Please, just have a seat.
00:18:09I can't keep it.
00:18:10My husband wants his job.
00:18:11Well, it's affecting a lot of people.
00:18:15There you go.
00:18:20There you go.
00:18:27Maybe on the way.
00:18:33Want something to drink?
00:18:39Let's just sit outside for a second, okay?
00:18:46Let's just sit outside for a second, okay?
00:18:51Let's just sit outside for a second, okay?
00:18:56Let's sit outside for a second, okay?
00:19:11Oh.
00:19:18Oh.
00:19:23Have you been drinking?
00:19:49What do you call me for this?
00:20:03You should have called PD or an ambulance.
00:20:09Oh, she has a freaking head wound.
00:20:14Oh, that's great.
00:20:16You didn't tell me that.
00:20:19Technically, she's outside my jurisdiction.
00:20:22Okay, but since your friend here has a freaking head wound, now I am obligated.
00:20:27Well, I'm not touching her, so you got to put her in the car.
00:20:33I'm telling you, she stinks.
00:20:35Put her in the car.
00:20:37Come on, boy.
00:20:38How are you doing today?
00:20:39I'm Sergeant Berg.
00:20:40You want to do it yourself?
00:20:41Nice to meet you.
00:20:42You want to get there by yourself?
00:20:43You're gone.
00:20:44You have really cute hands.
00:20:45Where do you have your nails done?
00:20:46Thank you so much.
00:20:47Thank you so much.
00:20:59I am.
00:21:00You are right.
00:21:01You are right.
00:21:02I am lying.
00:21:03We are not lying.
00:21:04I'm lying.
00:21:05You are lying.
00:21:06Yeah, no.
00:21:08You're lying.
00:21:09He's lying.
00:21:10Okay.
00:21:11I am lying.
00:21:12I am lying.
00:21:13Yeah, that is your a seizure.
00:21:14I am lying.
00:21:15I am lying.
00:21:16You're lying, I am lying.
00:21:17All right.
00:21:18You are lying.
00:21:19That is I am lying.
00:21:20Martha, can you tell Pete to go wait in my office?
00:21:32I'm going to be back around noon, okay?
00:21:34I've got something I've got to do.
00:21:35All right, will do.
00:21:37I appreciate it.
00:21:50Why don't you just relax and sit back there, all right?
00:22:01Please.
00:22:20Oh, shit.
00:22:33Oh, God.
00:22:39Okay, come on now.
00:22:40Move your leg in the car now.
00:22:42That's right.
00:22:47Okay.
00:22:50Jesus Christ.
00:23:01She still hasn't called.
00:23:03You know, everything's okay.
00:23:07You think she's with someone?
00:23:09Like at your birthday party when your mom ripped her panties off and tried to sit on Uncle Rick's face?
00:23:13Like that?
00:23:14Is that what you mean?
00:23:15I'm sure everything's fine.
00:23:16Nothing ever seems pleasing.
00:23:20Hey, man.
00:23:28I'm looking for my girl.
00:23:29Is she here today?
00:23:31She missed her appointment.
00:23:35Seriously?
00:23:37She usually calls if she's going to cancel.
00:23:39But I haven't heard anything.
00:23:42I'm sure she'll call.
00:23:43You're sure you want me to leave you here?
00:23:56Is that what you want?
00:23:57Because if you want, I can stay with you or I can take you somewhere else.
00:24:01You want me to leave you here?
00:24:08All right.
00:24:09You have the right to refuse my assistance.
00:24:12Have a nice day.
00:24:13I don't know.
00:24:15Don't you?
00:24:22Don't work.
00:24:30Don't you?
00:24:34Don't.
00:24:34Music
00:24:35plays
00:24:39We use a hot mess, ain't you?
00:24:53Ooh.
00:24:59Hang on, here, my friend.
00:25:04Come on.
00:25:05Oh, good man, come on.
00:25:07Here we go.
00:25:08Come on, sweetie.
00:25:09Come on, sweetie.
00:25:10There we go.
00:25:11Oh!
00:25:12Oh!
00:25:13Oh!
00:25:14Oh!
00:25:15Oh!
00:25:16Oh!
00:25:17Oh!
00:25:18Oh!
00:25:19Oh!
00:25:20Oh!
00:25:21Okay, shift!
00:25:22Shift it!
00:25:23Shift!
00:25:24Nice!
00:25:25Oh.
00:25:26You know.
00:25:27You know it.
00:25:28You know it.
00:25:29Oh, you know, you know it, you know it.
00:25:34Oh, I gotta go.
00:25:37What the hell?
00:25:39No one was helping her.
00:25:42Seriously?
00:25:44You're damn skippy.
00:25:48Name?
00:25:57Oh.
00:25:59Come on.
00:26:09Don't talk.
00:26:10Your jaw looks broken.
00:26:24Do not call anyone.
00:26:26What?
00:26:27Okay, honey, I really need to get your blood pressure.
00:26:30Keep still for me.
00:26:32You know what?
00:26:33She refuses to give me the next of kin or an emergency contact.
00:26:36She won't even let me call anybody.
00:26:38You're gonna have to put something on her chart or call downstairs.
00:26:46You know I'm meeting somebody in the cafeteria.
00:26:48I'm leaving early today.
00:26:49You knew that.
00:26:50I'm leaving early today.
00:26:51You knew that.
00:26:53I'm having to go.
00:26:54You're having to go.
00:26:56I'm leaving.
00:26:57I'm leaving.
00:26:59I'm leaving.
00:27:00I'm leaving.
00:27:03Please, Dr. Bender.
00:27:05Mm-hmm.
00:27:06Mm-hmm.
00:27:07Mm-hmm.
00:27:08Mm-hmm.
00:27:09Mm-hmm.
00:27:10Mm-hmm.
00:27:40I don't know.
00:28:10Oh, come on in.
00:28:20Doctors are back for lunch.
00:28:23Have a seat.
00:28:40It's less than six hours before the wedding.
00:29:00What is going on here?
00:29:02Nothing.
00:29:02This does not look like nothing.
00:29:05What is it?
00:29:08Christopher, what happened?
00:29:32Christopher, what happened?
00:29:44Oh.
00:29:45Oh, my God.
00:30:15Mom, I called her school, and I've called her BFF, and I've called what's left of her
00:30:41family. Dad, can you please do something about Mom? No, I gotta deal with this. Mom. I went to Eden's house, she never came home last night, so she started drinking again. Dude, are you fucking kidding me? Do you think he knows?
00:31:11Oh, did you, um, did you contact the police? Yeah. I can't file a missing person's report for 24 hours.
00:31:33You're kidding me, right? No.
00:31:41It's okay, honey. What, what, what can I do to help you, baby?
00:31:47Okay.
00:32:17Okay, well, it looks like we couldn't verify your insurance, so we're gonna have to transfer you.
00:32:43I need you to sign here and here, that you understand and consent.
00:33:01All right, let's go.
00:33:03Just go through those doors.
00:33:09Your clothes?
00:33:10Your clothes have been put in the van.
00:33:13Just go ahead, go through the doors.
00:33:14Let's go.
00:33:17Let's go, guys.
00:34:48I got a shirt for you and I got some clothes and pants for you.
00:35:03Come on.
00:35:04Where are you?
00:35:05Come on.
00:35:06You're okay.
00:35:07What happened?
00:35:10Somebody hit you?
00:35:12They hit you?
00:35:14Yes, they did.
00:35:15They did.
00:35:16The fucking hospital did this like this.
00:35:18Did he give you no fucking clothes?
00:35:19No shoe?
00:35:20Where's the clothes that you came in there?
00:35:22Why are you carrying this fucking bag like that?
00:35:26Hey, if I was you, I would have already ripped that shit out.
00:35:30You hear me?
00:35:31Wait, let me do it.
00:35:33Okay, now get rid of this.
00:35:37This is fucking absolutely crazy.
00:35:39I don't even know if there were any accidents reported last night.
00:35:42Like maybe on the 5 or in the valley, like off Lancashire, something like that.
00:35:48How many people have been admitted to the ER today?
00:35:52No.
00:35:53No, I just called this morning.
00:35:55Dude, can you just make an exception, please?
00:35:57Just this once?
00:35:58Yeah, I, it's, please.
00:36:00She is my fiance.
00:36:01I need to know if she's okay.
00:36:03Don't, ah, fuck!
00:36:22Hello, would you like to leave a message?
00:36:50Hey, Eden.
00:36:53This is me, Eden.
00:36:56You made a promise, and it's a lie.
00:37:00And if you want to be happy, if you want to be happy, you know what you have to do.
00:37:20I'm trying to love her.
00:37:21I'm trying to love her.
00:37:23I'm trying to love her.
00:37:25I have many things.
00:37:26I love you.
00:37:38I love you.
00:37:39I'm trying to love her.
00:37:40I love you.
00:37:42I love you, you know what I'm in.
00:37:44I love you.
00:37:45I love you.
00:37:46You're not?
00:37:47No, no, no, no.
00:38:17No, no, no.
00:38:23Please.
00:38:27Sorry.
00:38:31I'm sorry.
00:38:34You can get help. There's a shelter on Normandy.
00:38:37And right there near Sunset.
00:38:47I'm sorry.
00:38:49I'm sorry.
00:38:53I'm sorry.
00:38:57I'm sorry.
00:39:07You need a ride?
00:39:13You need a ride?
00:39:23You need a ride?
00:39:25You want to go someplace?
00:39:27Are you okay?
00:39:31I'm sorry.
00:39:33I'm sorry.
00:39:35Jesus.
00:39:37All right, sweetie.
00:39:39Here.
00:39:40Why don't you get on?
00:39:41I'll give you a ride.
00:39:42You can't just wander around here.
00:39:45Where are you going?
00:39:51You want a ride?
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:55No, no, no.
00:40:05No.
00:40:07No, no, no.
00:40:09No, no, no.
00:40:11All right.
00:40:13Are you going to get to break something?
00:40:25You can go on in.
00:40:26Everybody's welcome.
00:40:27It's okay.
00:40:34My brothers and my sisters, give us the strength and the courage to make the right choices,
00:40:58and fight the good side in your name.
00:41:07Can I get an amen?
00:41:10Are you tired of the suffering?
00:41:14When I was thirsty, you gave me drink.
00:41:18When I was a stranger, you welcomed me.
00:41:22When I was naked, you clothed me.
00:41:24When I was in prison, you came to me.
00:41:30Matthew 25, 35.
00:41:33You are your actions.
00:41:41In this life you reap what you sow, for you are the salt of the earth.
00:41:45But if salt has lost its taste, how shall it regain its saltiness?
00:41:50It's no longer good for anything other than being
00:41:54thrown on the ground and trampled under people's feet.
00:41:57So when you compromise yourself, you open up the door for other people to walk all over
00:42:02you.
00:42:03You've got to fight for you.
00:42:06At all costs.
00:42:07Oh, this is the new person.
00:42:11Maybe we should have Layla help her out.
00:42:15Oh this is the new person maybe we should have Lila help her out everything's gonna be okay
00:42:27you go with my wife Lila here and she'll take care of you I know the kind of trouble you're in
00:42:33we can help
00:42:45are you okay you can change in the bathroom down the hall
00:42:54hello would you like to leave a message Eden's daily message please have the
00:43:15strength and serenity to be who the fuck you are hey let me just wrap this up and
00:43:26I'll take you okay the passwords forsaken
00:43:45you
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00:45:24I can give you a ride as far as Chauvin's will be.
00:45:38I can give you a ride.
00:46:08I'm not sure how long this is going to take.
00:46:14I can give you a ride.
00:46:44I can give you a ride.
00:47:14I can give you a ride.
00:47:44I can give you a ride.
00:47:50I can give you a ride.
00:47:56I can give you a ride.
00:48:02I can give you a ride.
00:48:04I can give you a ride.
00:48:08I can give you a ride.
00:48:14I can give you a ride.
00:48:20I can give you a ride.
00:48:26You hear me?
00:48:27You hear me?
00:48:28I can give you a ride.
00:48:30I can give you a ride.
00:48:34I can give you a ride.
00:48:40I can give you a ride.
00:48:42I can give you a ride.
00:48:44I can give you a ride.
00:48:52I can give you a ride.
00:48:54I can give you a ride.
00:48:56I can give you a ride.
00:48:59I can give you a ride.
00:49:01Up the hallway.
00:49:05We got a grip.
00:49:31We got a grip.
00:50:01Up the hallway.
00:50:31hello would you like to leave a message Eden's daily message I'm getting married tomorrow and
00:50:41I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna tell everybody that I am a liar and I do not deserve anything
00:50:54and I don't deserve it because I don't really want it and I live a charade
00:51:04and before I did this shit I was perfect
00:51:24so
00:51:54Can I help you?
00:52:24So we took it way in here, on both sides, and we covered it with lace, and so you can't
00:52:35even see it.
00:52:36So there you go.
00:52:38Okay.
00:52:39Got it.
00:52:40Here we go.
00:52:44Okay.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:17Okay.
00:53:22Okay.
00:53:24Okay.
00:53:26Okay.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:30Okay.
00:53:35Okay.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:45Here's the panel.
00:53:49You want to do a cheese?
00:53:54God.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:57Okay.
00:53:58Oh, my God.
00:54:08I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna.
00:54:13That man was here looking for you yesterday.
00:54:17A big, big man.
00:54:28Oh, my God.
00:54:58I'm gonna, I'm gonna go.
00:55:00I'm gonna go.
00:55:01I'm gonna go.
00:55:02I'm gonna go.
00:55:03I'm gonna go.
00:55:04I'm gonna go.
00:55:05I'm gonna go.
00:55:06I'm gonna go.
00:55:07I'm gonna go.
00:55:08I'm gonna go.
00:55:09I'm gonna go.
00:55:10I'm gonna go.
00:55:11I'm gonna go.
00:55:12I'm gonna go.
00:55:13I'm gonna go.
00:55:14I'm gonna go.
00:55:15I'm gonna go.
00:55:16I'm gonna go.
00:55:17I'm gonna go.
00:55:18I'm gonna go.
00:55:19I'm gonna go.
00:55:20I'm gonna go.
00:55:21I'm gonna go.
00:55:22I'm gonna go.
00:55:23I'm gonna go.
00:55:24I'm gonna go.
00:55:25I'm gonna go.
00:55:26I don't know.
00:55:56I don't know.
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:28I don't know.
00:56:30I don't know.
00:56:32I don't know.
00:56:34I don't know.
00:56:36I don't know.
00:56:38Yes, I ordered a cake for a wedding.
00:56:44Christopher, Christopher Park.
00:56:48Parks.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:52It's been delivered already.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:58Dockweiler Beach.
00:57:10Everybody's been called.
00:57:12I still have to call the tent place.
00:57:16Chris, that's your phone.
00:57:20Chris, is that your phone?
00:57:22Chris, is that your phone?
00:57:24Oh my God.
00:57:25Hello?
00:57:26What?
00:57:27What is it?
00:57:28It's her.
00:57:29What is it?
00:57:30It's her. She's okay.
00:57:32What happened?
00:57:59It's her.
00:58:29You want me to do anything?
00:58:45Congratulations, man.
00:58:47She's a good girl.
00:58:49She's got a good heart.
00:58:51Thanks.
00:58:53You know what?
00:58:53I know you had a rough ride as a kid, Chris.
00:58:56But the future is all you, bro.
00:58:57I want to see you happy.
00:59:00No matter what happens today,
00:59:02I love you, man.
00:59:03I want you to know that.
00:59:06You want me to know that.
00:59:13I love you, man.
00:59:15I love you, man.
00:59:16I love you, man.
00:59:17I love you, man.
00:59:17I love you, man.
00:59:48Chris, wait up.
01:00:01Guys! Hey, guys!
01:00:04Okay, you know that brides sometimes don't show up because they're shy, right?
01:00:07It's an actual thing.
01:00:09God, you're stupid.
01:00:11God, you're stupid.
01:00:40Yeah.
01:01:10God, you're stupid.
01:01:12God, you're stupid.
01:01:14God.
01:01:15God, you're stupid.
01:01:16God.
01:01:16God!
01:02:46Your mother-in-law forced you to stay at her house.
01:02:51Wedding tomorrow and...
01:02:54You needed a drink.
01:02:56Please remember how sabotaged you are when good shit happens.
01:03:06Don't fuck this up, Eden.
01:03:08Please stay on track.
01:03:12Do not rebel.
01:03:19Just fake it till you make it.
01:03:21God, that was so fucking stupid.
01:03:28This is me, Eden.
01:03:40I'm getting married tomorrow, and I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna tell everybody that I am...
01:03:58A liar.
01:04:05Hey, Eden.
01:04:07If you really love yourself...
01:04:09If you really want to be happy...
01:04:12Then do what you need to do to be you.
01:04:16Eden, you are a fucking maniac.
01:04:25But I love that.
01:04:29I love that.
01:04:31You know who you are.
01:04:34So just be you, regardless.
01:04:38Yeah.
01:04:39Start telling yourself the truth.
01:04:44Oh, yeah.
01:04:47That's it.
01:04:47I'm out.
01:05:03Never done this to a bride before.
01:05:17Very well.
01:05:19I doubt it.
01:05:20It's pretty quiero.
01:05:23Ow.
01:05:27I'm out.
01:05:29Wow.
01:05:37I have a bitch.
01:05:39I got a lie.
01:05:40Yeah.
01:05:41You got a lie.
01:05:41I'm getting tired.
01:05:42I'm out.
01:05:43All right.
01:05:43I got a liar.
01:05:44I'm out.
01:05:45I'm out.
01:05:46I'll talk to his heart.
01:05:47Oh baby you got a little bit of make up right here, oh that's the
01:06:05It's perfect
01:06:15We walk the footsteps of the few
01:06:21Seeking oracles to transform and renew
01:06:29Prismatic light shines from my skin
01:06:35Emitting rainbows from without and within
01:06:42From within
01:06:47Pyramids should come down the line
01:06:59Coming on the ground
01:07:05These are not the final days
01:07:15Coming on the ground
01:07:19I once had a silver thread
01:07:41I gave it to the man that I would wed
01:07:51He was so tall I could not see
01:07:57Past the shadow that he cast over me
01:08:05Over me
01:08:13Pyramids should come down the line
01:08:21Coming on the ground
01:08:25Pyramids should come down the line
01:08:27Theaba aто
01:08:30Pyramids should come down the line
01:08:35Pyramids should more
01:08:37snowman
01:08:38Pyramids should more
01:08:47Pyramids should.
01:08:49Pyramids should more
01:08:51Pyramids should more
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