00:00...at my chosen location.
00:02But, Mom, I...
00:06Fine.
00:07But just so we're clear, I'm only promising that I'll show up.
00:11Deal.
00:12No, I think it's a great idea.
00:14No, I'm here right now.
00:16Okay, so what type of condoms do you want?
00:19There's ribbed, there's flavored...
00:22You'll be the one using them, so pick whatever you like.
00:26We'll try them out tonight.
00:29I'm just curious as to why there's a chocolate flavor.
00:32Yeah, I'm curious if it tastes like chocolate, too.
00:37James, keep your voice down, you're on speaker.
00:46Elio, we need the cafe next door in ten minutes.
00:49Stick to the plan.
00:51Okay, got it.
01:05Hi, I'm Luna.
01:07You must be James.
01:09Hi.
01:14You are my type.
01:16You're like a challenge.
01:18It makes me want to conquer you even more.
01:22Oh, James, there you are.
01:34You...
01:36You...
01:38Oh, James, please don't exclaim and pretend to go on this.
01:41It's going to be a buzzword, old friend.
01:44What?
01:47What?
01:50Don't you know how much I love you?
01:53I think you love you.
01:56Oh, you're doing it.
01:57Oh, sorry.
02:03I brought all your favorites.
02:05Please don't leave me.
02:08You came on a date with me and you have a boyfriend?
02:11You are a bastard!
02:14Hey, listen.
02:15Don't waste your time on a scumbag like this.
02:18Sometimes toys work better.
02:25Seriously?
02:34That's my favorite.
02:39And, uh, who were you planning to use these with?
02:43I don't know.
02:44I think I can find somebody.
02:52Thought my life was over, but then God took pity on me.
02:55Gave me a second chance.
03:02God took pity on me.
03:05I guess you couldn't stand the thought of me being alone.
03:08I thought a second chance was all I was going to get, but...
03:11Then I found you.
03:13And I feel like the happiest boy alive.
03:16No.
03:17You're the second happiest.
03:20Whoever has you is the happiest.
03:24You're my angel.
03:26Sent from above.
03:39You actually caught it fixed?
03:42I know this watch means a lot to you.
03:44Will you give me the chance to be your family?
03:56Will you marry me?
04:00Will you marry me?
04:22Finally, we can get some rest.
04:25Your new weddings would be so exhausting.
04:28You want a drink?
04:30Of course.
04:38Can you help me with my bow tie?
04:42Of course.
04:52Tastes good?
04:53Great.
04:56It's getting a little hot in here, James.
04:58Can you turn on the AC, please?
05:00I could think of a way for us to cool down.
05:03Really?
05:05Really?
05:07Yes.
05:10Bye.
05:15Bye.
05:18Bye.
05:26Bye.
05:28Bye.
05:30Bye.
05:30I don't know.
06:01Is this a bonus room?
06:04Or an invitation?
06:12James, what are you doing?
06:15Practicing.
06:17Practicing what?
06:19Being a good husband.
06:29Now tell me, am I still having?
06:33I don't know.
07:02Tell me, I want my new husband.
07:11You're the boss.
07:14Just be careful what you wish.
07:19Just be careful what you wish.
07:22Just be careful what you wish.
07:54You know, it's Valentine's Day.
07:56You sure our son's home?
07:58Where else would he be?
07:59I mean, James has not dated anybody in years.
08:02And he's never even been on a date.
08:04I am sure he is home on Valentine's Day.
08:07Alone.
08:07Again.
08:08Alone?
08:09Not quite.
08:15What are you two doing here?
08:17James.
08:18Come in.
08:33Looks like someone bought a bigger and prettier present.
08:37James.
08:38You already had a girlfriend.
08:41And we were so worried.
08:45Happy Valentine's Day.
08:47Oh my God.
08:48Your parents are here?
08:49So James, your girlfriend is a boy.
08:56Darling.
08:57People usually call that a boyfriend.
09:01Mom.
09:01Dad.
09:02To be more precise.
09:03This is my husband.
09:08Now you'll read.
09:11We're married.
09:18James.
09:19Do your parents not approve of this?
09:25Please.
09:29I'm not that old-fashioned.
09:33Why didn't you introduce me to Elio?
09:37So you like this cutie.
09:40The Reed family now has two sons.
09:43Well, it is Valentine's Day, so...
09:47Why don't we let them have their day?
09:49Thanks, Dad.
09:55Congratulations.
10:00We are never speaking of this again.
10:08So this is my Valentine's Day gift.
10:14I love it.
10:16No.
10:17It was only part of my plan, but I ruined everything.
10:20Hey.
10:22Come here.
10:25You're the best gift I could ask for.
10:34You're the best gift I could ask for.
10:36Not going to tell me the rest of the plan?
10:49You're kidding.
10:50James, can you help me?
10:53Yeah.
10:53I've never dealt with such complicated outfits before.
10:58Come here.
11:06You're not going anywhere tonight.
11:10Bye.
11:21Bye.
11:23Bye.
11:24Bye.
11:27Bye.
11:28Bye.
11:29Bye.
11:30Bye.
11:31Bye.
11:32Bye.
11:32Bye.
11:33Bye.
11:34Bye.
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