00:04Hi!
00:05Oh, hey!
00:06What's up?
00:07It's me, Lydia.
00:08And me, Cory King.
00:09And welcome to Pillow Talk.
00:11With Butt King.
00:21Let's wake it up.
00:23Oh, I look fucking puss.
00:26I love this wig.
00:27I love this wig.
00:28Thank you, I do too.
00:29Also, if you guys are wondering, like,
00:31oh my god, like, why is Cory this holding this pillow
00:34as, like, a stress ball?
00:35No, my clutch is actually just on full display.
00:39So, I...
00:39Seamen flies and bats flies.
00:45Anyway, let's get on to this episode.
00:47This episode is about holidays.
00:50Yes.
00:50Now, do you celebrate Christmas?
00:52Fiercely.
00:53Are you at the Grinch?
00:54Fiercely, I got a big Italian family.
00:55We celebrate the Feast of the Seven Fishes, everything.
00:57Oh, let's give it, okay.
00:59Yeah.
00:59She won't be gaga so bad.
01:01You know, we make the little cookies, the little mozzarels,
01:03the little, little cookies.
01:05We make the thin, crisp cookies.
01:06Do you remember that?
01:07Work.
01:08Do you remember that?
01:09What? No.
01:09You're not a real Italian.
01:10I don't know about you, but for me, Christmas was, like, this was the one time of the year
01:15where you can really just, like, get whatever you want out of your parents.
01:20My dad would be, like, the day before, he'd be like, all right, so write down the list
01:23what you want for Christmas, and I'd be like, oh, this is the time to go in.
01:27Me and my sister would literally make a page-long list, and he would come home Christmas Eve,
01:32and he'd be like, all right, you and your sister stay in the room.
01:35Um, Santa has to wrap the presents.
01:37Hello.
01:37So then it's, like, 1230.
01:39My dad's just, just, just, high as fucking later on the couch.
01:43Done.
01:44Drunk over it.
01:45And we're like, can we open the presents now?
01:47It's 1230.
01:48My dad's like, Santa ain't done yet.
01:50You gonna have to wait.
01:52Do you have any favorite Christmas foods?
01:54I love Buckeyes.
01:55These little peanut butter sugar balls.
01:57Rolled that up.
01:58Nope.
01:58Rolled in.
01:58I hate bitches like this.
01:59Listen, peanut butter and sugar and brown sugar rolled up, and you dip it in melted chocolate.
02:05It's delicious.
02:06That sounds like heart disease.
02:08Look at me, honey.
02:09Does this look like heart disease, baby?
02:11You know, like, them people that be like, they be like, how'd I have diabetes?
02:17I'm only 110 pounds.
02:19Yeah, bitch, because you eat crazy, and you don't gain weight, so you didn't know you had diabetes.
02:23Well, I think I balance it out with all of the greens, like, the leafy greens.
02:26Which speaking, I do love a little caprese salad before my turkey.
02:31She just made that up.
02:32A caprese salad?
02:33Are you hearing this?
02:35Do you hear what I live with?
02:39A caprese salad?
02:41I saw your dad's veggie blunts before Christmas, my love.
02:43I was eating food.
02:45I was getting contact high.
02:47I wanted to smoke them directly.
02:49Okay, a caprese salad?
02:51That's not real.
02:52If it's real, God put it on the green screen.
02:56Who were you talking to?
02:57God.
02:58If a caprese salad is real, put it on the green screen.
03:02Right there, babe.
03:04So, in terms of, like, spending Christmas with each other.
03:07This will be our first one.
03:07We had one before, but we were not, like, we were not together.
03:14Yeah.
03:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:15I feel like this will be our first ever.
03:17I would love for you to come, like, meet my family.
03:19You know a lot of them, but I would love for you to come, like, spend Christmas with my family.
03:22Italian.
03:22Big.
03:23Oh.
03:24Big Italian family.
03:25Eating a caprese salad.
03:27It was a caprese salad.
03:28Yes.
03:29Butternutters and oil.
03:30Buckeyes.
03:30And then the seven fishes.
03:31And then we have, like, lots of, we have lots of-
03:33Fish?
03:33Yes.
03:34Huh.
03:35Where are the chicken tenders and fries?
03:36If you want to, like, impress them, though, and you want to, like, like, you know.
03:41What?
03:42I gotta, I gotta eat the food to impress people?
03:44I gotta feel like I'm a fear factor?
03:47I'm not making you eat maggots.
03:49It's spaghetti, for Christ's sake.
03:51Listen, if you make all of this effort to come out to see me and my family on Christmas,
03:54then I will make sure that there's chicken tenders in the middle.
03:56I'm gonna get an Olympic shot so I'm full.
03:58I will just get you chicken tenders.
04:00Let's, let's not.
04:01I will get you chicken tenders.
04:02Oh.
04:03Do you decorate on Christmas?
04:04Like a cute table runner, some candles, a Christmas tree, some paintings and stuff.
04:09I love, like, a little snowman that's holding the word snow.
04:11That's so cunt to me.
04:14That's white bitch shit.
04:15My mom, my mom would literally go to Dollar Tree and go to town.
04:21She would go to town.
04:22She would get a whole cart, I know.
04:24We'll work on it.
04:25We'll work on it.
04:25She would get a whole cart full of nonsense.
04:28Like, I'm talking fake snow to go by the window, lights around the porch.
04:35But that makes my heart, I love your mom, that makes my heart.
04:38I hate it.
04:39Cause you wanna know why I hate it?
04:40Cause my mom's that girl.
04:42The Christmas decorations are there till March.
04:44Yes.
04:45Oh, me as well.
04:47Till January, February at least.
04:49So it's like, at this point we're decorating for a half the year.
04:53But hear me out.
04:54When you're on your deathbed, are you gonna say, oh, thank God I took those decorations down?
04:57Yes!
05:00No.
05:00Bitch.
05:00Let your mom be happy.
05:02Leave her alone.
05:03December 26th, that shit's coming down.
05:05Okay.
05:06When we live together in a nice, beautiful house, December 26th, they're coming down.
05:13Maybe, no, the 31st, please, let's bargain here.
05:16Or else the marriage papers, you just put them in the struddle.
05:19No.
05:19Okay, fine.
05:20But someone else is gonna take them down.
05:22Oh yeah, we will hire people to do that.
05:23Yeah.
05:24But I feel as though, New Year's, if your Christmas shit is still up, you're late.
05:29Well, I like to decorate for New Year's too.
05:31Like, I wanna feel like, ooh, let's put up some gold decorations.
05:34My mom does that.
05:34Yeah.
05:34She does every season.
05:35I'm like, why is there same passion day decorations?
05:39To feel it.
05:39To feel it.
05:40To feel what?
05:41Happy.
05:42It's that passion state.
05:43No one's Irish.
05:45What are we celebrating?
05:47Alcohol?
05:48The Irish people.
05:48That's called addiction.
05:53Babe.
05:54Yes.
05:54What is your favorite Christmas movie?
05:56Nightmare Before Christmas.
05:58Yes!
05:59I will accept that.
06:01You said it was your favorite Halloween movie.
06:02It is both.
06:03You watch it on Christmas and Halloween.
06:05Nightmare Before Christmas.
06:08Two things to be true at once.
06:09You're a man and a woman.
06:11Now what?
06:13Wow.
06:13I feel jollier already.
06:16Yep.
06:17You look it.
06:19Babe, I'm just kidding.
06:21I'm kidding.
06:22I'm so joking.
06:23Do you have a Christmas wish this year?
06:24I do.
06:25What is it?
06:26I wish...
06:28Don't read me fears.
06:29Give it to me sweet.
06:30Make it sweet.
06:32No, I just wish that we grow closer and closer and closer.
06:35And stronger and stronger and more visible.
06:39Like the hair on your chest.
06:42I wish...
06:43Well, okay.
06:43For Christmas, I wish for a long, beautiful relationship.
06:48And I love you so much.
06:49Aw, thank you.
06:50You fucking bitch.
06:52Shall we sing a song?
06:53A Christmas song?
06:54Yeah, I think we should sing a carol.
06:56Here, grab my hand.
06:57Oh my god.
06:57Deck the halls with boughs of holly.
07:02Uh oh.
07:02La la la la.
07:05La la.
07:07La la.
07:11La.
07:12La.
07:13La.
07:15Yeah.
07:19And happy holidays.
07:22Happy Merry Christmas.
07:23Happy Kwanzaa.
07:25Happy Hanukkah.
07:26Happy Hanukkah.
07:27Have a happy new year.
07:29And Suzy too, if you're watching this, fuck you, you old ass, 1920s ass, tap dancing ass,
07:35ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, biting ass bitch.
07:38I hope the dreidel fucking spirals like your mind, you bitch.
07:43We'll see you next year.
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