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00:00:00buy lingerie check bikini wax check get boyfriend check just one thing left to do before I lose my
00:00:16virginity at the glorious age of 21 stop thinking about dick I'm not thinking about dick okay I'm
00:00:22just nervous to lose my virginity mr. big dick okay oh fuck it's Luke my favorite customer did he hear
00:00:31okay don't think about dick especially now Luke's dick especially now about Luke's probably really
00:00:40big dick morning dick double shot of espresso and a mocha frappe with non-fat milk right
00:00:47you're perfect thank you right isn't Sophie just perfect Mike I'm sorry I didn't know you're
00:00:54coming I would have got ready oh don't worry he's just here for a coffee no I'm here to see my girl
00:00:59my coffee right right sorry
00:01:16oh my god Mikey don't laugh we're so mean go help your girlfriend all right all right all right
00:01:32I'm sorry no baby don't see you look great my bad my bad my bad come here don't worry about that
00:01:46I do it all the time let me remake your coffee
00:01:51right guy see it's my girl my face to wipe thanks but uh no thanks oh my god look at her
00:02:07throwing herself at the campus doctor like she's such a slut as if someone as hot as him would want
00:02:12her yeah watch this oh Mikey where did you find someone as cute as Sophie looks like she's not very
00:02:20experienced a grown-up things like making coffee or having sex oh come on oh my god are we talking
00:02:31to the oldest virgin on campus so uh you're a virgin oh be careful Mikey I think we have a stage five
00:02:47cleaner right here Brooke is it yeah you forgot your chlamydia medication at the clinic what I literally
00:02:56don't even know you don't be embarrassed look it's just chlamydia this week gonorrhea last month
00:03:01you should be more careful who you sleep with especially while you're on the medication
00:03:04oh my god what
00:03:06it was just chlamydia it was just chlamydia it was just chlamydia oh fuck you all sounds like she already did
00:03:14oh yeah
00:03:16i'm really really sorry i really don't like your boyfriend
00:03:35he doesn't like my boyfriend what does that mean
00:03:41shit my appointment i gotta go sorry
00:03:48all right we'll have your birth control ready for you after the doctor
00:03:51administers a routine pelvic exam so go ahead and put this on
00:03:56oh he'll be with you in a moment sweetie he
00:03:58a man is conducting my pre-virginity pelvic exam this day could not get any more humiliating
00:04:12good morning miss tisdale
00:04:14it's luke luke luke is a gynecologist my gynecologist
00:04:30the doctor titty chant as it's your first time right my first time miss tisdale is it yes
00:04:46nice to meet you dr miller nice to meet me pretty sure we've met a couple times already grind me
00:04:51i mean the coffee shop grind me oh no he remembers me so you are here looking for a prescription for
00:05:01birth control yes that asshole yes i cannot stress it enough that you still need to use a condom if you
00:05:10want to prevent any kind of unwanted pregnancies right i mean i'm sure you don't want to get
00:05:13pregnant with that guy i will use a condom i'd say you shouldn't even sleep with him at all he's not
00:05:21good for you dr miller i'm not sure can you grab me a spectrum please yes dr miller i'd also recommend
00:05:28you don't do anything that you're not ready to do i'm ready i think i'm ready mike's my boyfriend and
00:05:35yeah he's kind of an but he likes me and nobody's ever really liked me so you know what i'm sorry that i
00:05:40overstepped boundaries there uh let's get started with a breast exam breast exam breast exam if you're
00:05:51uncomfortable i can always get a different doctor no it's i like it it's fine
00:05:54uh it's probably easier to be laid back
00:06:05it's okay
00:06:10it's okay stop thinking about losing your virginity stop it stop my head's cold no they're perfect
00:06:17it stop embarrassing yourself there's no way i'm being turned on by my gynecologist
00:06:26there are no abnormalities
00:06:31thank you luke dr miller that wasn't so bad sophie can you put your feet up and start for me
00:06:38okay yes i've fantasized about a hot guy's head in between my legs but not performing a pap smear
00:06:51so i need you to relax for me all right you're doing good
00:06:58i wonder if this is how he talks women through orgasms
00:07:00all right i'm gonna be inserting a speculum you're gonna swab on your cervix i need you to relax for me
00:07:20so do you like younger women
00:07:21i mean as your students because you work on campus no my family donated to the clinic a couple
00:07:31years ago or a while ago actually and so my great grandfather's honor i donated a few hours of my time
00:07:37at clinic oh duh now he thinks you think he's a creep amazing last thing i'm gonna touch your abdomen
00:07:45just to check on your internal warnings all right relax for me you're doing good his fingers literally
00:07:53inside of me oh my gosh
00:08:02i think i just had an orgasm did he
00:08:08all right he's so noticed oh my god everything looks good no abnormalities
00:08:15all right we'll be right back
00:08:25is that a freaking wet spot
00:08:30i can never look at that man in the eyes ever again
00:08:37all right so here's your
00:08:38break
00:08:43should i bring it to her to the cafe
00:08:49she's my patient
00:08:57mike is gonna come in his pants before he can even get yours off tonight you are so graphic
00:09:02speaking of sperm i assume your appointment went okay you will never believe who my gynecologist was
00:09:10luke are you serious you got a finger by the hot dog to buy coffee from you
00:09:18the luke sophie you're a freak so is he like good with his fingers or
00:09:25it shut up everybody shut up he's so sexy maybe i should schedule my pap smear
00:09:33don't worry okay tonight's gonna be amazing okay so
00:09:39come on let's get you ready for your big night tonight
00:09:41i hope mike's worth it sophie
00:09:51why do i even care
00:09:57yo ready to fork over a grant tonight is that sophie's boyfriend
00:10:02you're not winning any bet tonight buddy you're dating a nun she's never gonna let you smash i'm
00:10:11calling it dude she's low-key a slut i just can't prove it you will soon
00:10:18you're gonna film her dude you're sick what if she doesn't let you hit a little bit of this
00:10:33and she's gonna go feral
00:10:37yo that 1500 is mine just keep the cameras rolling
00:10:40don't get involved luke you're just your customer and doctor
00:10:50hey you need to pay
00:10:55fuck my eyes what the fuck where's your friend live before i call the cops
00:11:00k-k-k-k-kaley avenue apartment two i need to get to sophie
00:11:13the lady
00:11:30you nervous
00:11:34why do i feel less comfortable with my boyfriend than i did with my freaking gynecologist
00:11:42nervous
00:11:44i'm a little nervous
00:11:46don't be you know my cherries i popped
00:11:54wait what
00:11:55i'm sorry i forgot to start my birth control we're gonna have to wait i'm sorry mike
00:12:01i can't do this
00:12:04you kidding me i'm sorry you were not hot enough to blue ball me for another month
00:12:09mike why would you say something like that i'm going home
00:12:12there it is
00:12:22the hell you are not until i get something no no
00:12:32stop me stop
00:12:33hey
00:12:41who the fuck invited you
00:12:47dr miller
00:12:48hey sophie hey hey hey sophie hey hey hey can you hear me did you take something
00:13:00what's up grandpa who the fuck invited
00:13:05listen up dumbass making her like you is the last good thing that'll ever happen to you
00:13:09i go to an ivy league asshole if you want her you can have her i got plenty of pussies to choose from
00:13:15what what's so funny you don't go to an ivy league school anymore brother
00:13:18says who you ever study in miller hall yeah
00:13:24dr luke miller my family's the biggest donor to the university since
00:13:27ever that means i got the dean on speed dial
00:13:32dad you just pissed your future away brother wait wait wait wait wait wait no no and you can
00:13:39let your buddy jake know too no no no please can we talk about this it was just a joke oh you want to
00:13:44talk
00:13:48hey hey come on
00:13:57she's either really wasted or drugged either way it's not good
00:14:11you stole me from my date i'll talk to you when you're ready to have an adult conversation
00:14:29stop talking to me like you're my dad i don't have a daddy fetish
00:14:41so much did you have to drink
00:14:43i can drink however much i want and sleep with whomever i want to sleep with just because you
00:14:48shoved a speculum up me doesn't mean you can tell me what to do dr miller don't call me dr miller
00:14:53tell me this why did you prescribe me birth control if you're not even going to let me use it
00:15:01i was at the bar all right and i saw your boyfriend placing a 1500 bet that he could
00:15:08take your virginity and record it
00:15:11i was at the bar all right wow i'm an idiot no you're not an idiot
00:15:23first i can get extremely turned on by my gynecologist to the point where i'm
00:15:29orgasming during the exam and as if having a fetish for your gyno isn't bad enough i was
00:15:35going to lose my virginity to a complete asshole i waxed my asshole for that asshole
00:15:43sorry so
00:15:50so if you want my virginity
00:16:00you can have it
00:16:05someone clearly wants me are you hard right now
00:16:19we're mid-argument that's so wrong you're drunk i'm taking you home
00:16:27what are you doing you're drunk i'm taking you home what no i can't go home my roommate's there
00:16:33i told her i was gonna be at mike's she's probably having sex because she's fuckable unlike me
00:16:44we're here here where is here
00:16:48my place you can stay here for the night wait until your roommate wakes up and answers the phone
00:16:54if you're comfortable i want to i mean i'm cool i'm cool with that
00:17:00but but is your girlfriend going to be cool with that smooth sophie who says i have a girlfriend
00:17:20you're in dr miller's room the room you fantasized about doing terrible things in for the past year
00:17:36how do you afford to live here alone it's huge
00:17:50i don't like tight spaces not all tight spaces is he a tease or do i just need to bleach my mind
00:18:01come on let's get you cleaned up you'll feel better afterwards thanks for taking care of me doc
00:18:05sorry i don't think i can unclasp my bra i'm happy
00:18:22you don't have to look away doc you've seen way too much of me already
00:18:52i just don't want to be disrespectful you know i don't want you thinking i lure my patients home all
00:19:01the time wait you mean you don't rescue all of your college girl patients from their evil boyfriend
00:19:08and draw them a bath in your two million dollar home dr miller no miss disdell
00:19:16then why me i'm nothing special you don't mess up my coffee order
00:19:21you're kind of people and you're beautiful
00:19:35who is that ah this is my crazy ex-girlfriend um you have to hide right now all right come on
00:19:51luke are you home
00:19:54luke come out come out stop playing i stole one of your pagers i know you're not on call
00:20:07don't say a word there's no way that thing's fitting inside of me his ex or anyone else
00:20:21are you seriously gonna hook up with your ex right now what the hell
00:20:26she's a dean's daughter we broke up forever ago but she stalks my patients she gets them kicked out of
00:20:31school then why did you strip down and get into bed
00:20:38what are you doing you didn't answer my calls i'm sleeping why don't i join you
00:20:45i could think of a million things i'd rather do like what baby like the thing that i do with the ice
00:20:56cubes ice cubes what ice cubes like call the cops do you not remember i have restraining order against
00:21:03you your father begged me to not go through with it come on lukey you know you love screwing me
00:21:10i have someone new in my life someone new who the is she i'm gonna give you three seconds to get
00:21:24out of my room and if you're still here i'm gonna call the cops then i'm gonna call the dean and i'm
00:21:29gonna let them know that his psychotic daughter stole my pager do you know how dangerous that is no you
00:21:34can't one two fine fine i'm leaving your loss oh my god luke
00:22:04you
00:22:09holy shit you smell like booze i sobered up i swear what's with the ice cubes
00:22:21i prefer no ice cubes
00:22:27you won't move on from me lucas
00:22:30you'll come back to me after i take care of that little distraction
00:22:44my virginity
00:22:50my virginity
00:22:54yup still intact
00:22:55fuck my life language miss sis though jesus what the hell are you doing
00:23:06i'm here to tend to your massive hangover whatever else your
00:23:09asshole ex gave you last night what would you have me do
00:23:13don't say it don't say it don't say it you could join me
00:23:20sophie you're 21 years old
00:23:21luke that is three years past legal there are plenty of guys on campus who would want to
00:23:35fuck me so what's your problem
00:23:49i don't even want to think about some boy touching you but
00:24:00but a lot of things sophie you're my patient for one in an on-campus clinic
00:24:05i'm graduating this year second
00:24:13you're a virgin
00:24:15ouch
00:24:17i'm asking you to change that
00:24:18you're talking to dr miller right now love
00:24:31but you're asking me to fuck you
00:24:37i don't make love i'm not gonna call you in the morning afterwards all right sweetheart
00:24:42i'm not that guy
00:24:43well maybe i don't need you to call me luke i'm a big girl i can handle myself
00:24:55unless you're just not interested
00:24:57i saw how hot your ex is and she's good at crazy sex according to you
00:25:05someone's jealous
00:25:08sophie there's a reason why i drive across campus to come to your shitty little cafe to have you make
00:25:12me a cup of coffee because it's cheap
00:25:27because i enjoy looking at your ass in your uniform when you bend over and make me my cup of coffee
00:25:34you see you don't have to pull any tricks for me to want to tear into your perfect body
00:25:37so do it i'm ready i promise
00:25:47ready
00:25:53what's that
00:25:55as your doctor i know you haven't started your birth control
00:25:57what's that
00:26:02sorry son
00:26:05are you kidding me
00:26:13can i uh can i get uh
00:26:14continue you're killing me so the dr miller takes you to his fancy ass house you see his dick and you're
00:26:21still a virgin yeah i threw every proposition in the book at him and he just didn't want this
00:26:31can you wait oh my god
00:26:33sophie no 36 year old man i looked his agent by the way is passing up a hot virgin co-ed like you
00:26:41he respects you dummy
00:26:43or he doesn't think i'm worth the trouble i mean he's clearly experienced sophisticated sexy all the
00:26:49things i'm not you have a brand new shiny tight pussy a cadillac pussy and luke's gonna be back for
00:26:57a test drive watch
00:27:01hi is the cadillac pussy a new drink no can you just order
00:27:12i thought that you were dr miller's intern but a janitor
00:27:24makes a lot more sense luke's psycho ex followed me
00:27:32what do you want i think we got off on the wrong foot
00:27:36i didn't get to introduce myself when you were in bed with my boyfriend
00:27:44luke is not your boyfriend gina he made it clear that you two broke up
00:27:48oh so you admit that you're screwing dr miller knowing that i am pregnant with his child
00:27:56can you believe it sophie's evil first mike now someone's boyfriend a slut
00:28:03pregnant with luke's did you really think that a man that accomplished attractive and rich would
00:28:11settle for some broke loser barista sophie you idiot of course he was never yours
00:28:22sophie you can have him you didn't have to hurt my baby i didn't do this i swear i would never
00:28:29what's going on your employee just assaulted that pregnant woman no i didn't i've never spoken
00:28:34to this woman before today hey that's the dean's daughter sophie i'm calling the police no i would
00:28:42never do this please she's just assaulted a pregnant woman we need a medic too i'm a doctor
00:28:48i'm a doctor
00:28:53i'm a doctor
00:29:06um no no no no i'm i'm fine i'll just be going
00:29:22we can't let you leave without a medical clearance
00:29:25never seen him look so angry yeah it'll be no trouble at all
00:29:28your doctor didn't tell you you can't drink caffeine when you're pregnant it was for a friend
00:29:38you liar i saw you drinking from it let me go i don't want to press charges just a moment
00:29:45oh my god you're crazy you're actually crazy luke please i can explain she's not right for you
00:30:06breaking into my house stealing my pager that's normal for eugene i get it
00:30:12but i draw the line when you try to hurt somebody that i care about
00:30:19officer i want her involuntarily committed she's a danger to herself and people around her
00:30:25i'll sign the warrant myself stop luke this isn't you you are just being taken advantage of she's
00:30:33nothing a cheap broke campus whore you're better than this luke officer take her away
00:30:46let's go
00:30:48you bitch don't deserve him let's go
00:30:53i knew she was psycho you couldn't even hurt fly even if someone paid you to
00:30:58thanks ev sophie i'm sorry i should never have taken her word over yours take the day
00:31:13someone's waiting for their new test drive cadillac
00:31:16to see
00:31:26you came just to save me of course i did
00:31:30i knew that when she stopped blowing my phone up that she was going to come after you so
00:31:42i didn't stand to see you get hurt because of me
00:31:47i don't know if i buy that luke
00:31:49sophie i rushed out of surgery for you
00:31:51i know she's capable of doing crazy things
00:31:53i don't think she's as crazy as you think i mean she had some pretty good points about you
00:32:00what do you mean
00:32:02i mean you
00:32:04reject all of my advances and then suddenly i'm so important you leave a patient for me
00:32:10what do you see in me or am i just entertainment to you
00:32:16entertainment sophie if you were just entertainment i wouldn't get involved in your life
00:32:20you're just young
00:32:28i should leave you the hell alone unless you find somebody more suitable
00:32:31just because you're this big hot shot doctor at upn
00:32:34doesn't mean you know what's good for me or what i want
00:32:43what do you want
00:32:43you take me seriously
00:32:54get in the car
00:32:56what to where spend thanksgiving with me and my family what unless you have something else planned for
00:33:03break
00:33:16i thought you said we were here to meet your family not go to a gala
00:33:32we're doing both
00:33:34my mother she hosts our clinic's charity gala here the vacation home
00:33:37your vacation home as in you have multiple wow mr millen it's good to have you home sir
00:33:53and you have a butler at your vacation mansion luke you're not just rich you're like old money
00:33:59what the hell
00:34:01look i didn't say because i don't want to stress out the truth is yes
00:34:05so my family's rich but we're not here to impress them
00:34:09we're here to show them that you're a part of my life
00:34:11and that i'm not embarrassed to be seen with you
00:34:16is this the waitress that you brought me lucas
00:34:32why is she dressed so frumpy
00:34:39i'm not hang on what even am i to luke
00:34:46the dean's daughter the one i worked so hard to set you up with
00:35:14i'm not going to be a part of my life
00:35:18mother again as i just said this is my girlfriend
00:35:22and my date to the gala if i have to remind you to her importance in my life again i'm going to
00:35:26make sure this gala does not go smoothly unless you want one of your pompous friends to know which
00:35:30one of their husbands you're sleeping with
00:35:32you my grateful child
00:35:38if you'll excuse us we need to get ready oh before we go which room do you keep the
00:35:42ditches dior and versace she needs some options for tonight
00:35:47fourth floor third door on your view thank you mother good to see you
00:35:53that was the hottest thing anybody has ever done for me
00:36:09your brother has lost it get down here and handle this new trashy arm candy
00:36:15is your mom always so narcissistic psychopath yeah that's why i don't really get along with the
00:36:31family but the charity gala raises a lot of money for my patients so i come back every year
00:36:37you care a lot about your patients that's sweet i do
00:36:43plus the other perk is i could spend a ton of money on you what does that mean
00:36:58luke you did not
00:36:59which one of them speaks to you i mean i want all of them that's done i haven't even picked one out
00:37:11you said you want all of them they're yours
00:37:1980s i can't accept this is like my whole college tuition in this room
00:37:23well i didn't offer you a quarter million dollars in dresses to piss you off
00:37:29why do you like me i'm just a college student and you're you dr trust fund baby
00:37:38your culture your parents host charity events you have a butler that does your laundry i do my laundry
00:37:43in a coin operated machine that i share with like a hundred other students it's not too late to not
00:37:49associate with me
00:38:04of course it's too late now we're already falling for you
00:38:10then why won't you go all the way with me
00:38:11because i want it to be right i don't want you to look back on this and think of me as the old
00:38:21guy who took advantage of you but take it slow
00:38:30even though
00:38:34there's nothing i'd rather do than rip your clothes off right now really
00:38:41i'm just giving you what you want
00:39:11you're the one that wants to wait doctor
00:39:27just making sure you know what you're missing out on can you zip me up please
00:39:30you know i'm gonna need you back for this
00:39:49whatever you say doc
00:39:50that doesn't sound like gina
00:39:59he dumped my best friend the gala is tonight and luke is supposed to have
00:40:06the dean's daughter on his arm not strutting the campus mattress
00:40:12luke's an idiot for dumping an heiress for a barista
00:40:16don't worry mom i'll pry that little gold digger off his arm just long enough for him to realize
00:40:22that he's made a mistake
00:40:23mm-hmm that's my girl
00:40:29sophie love you've been in there for two hours
00:40:31i promise you you're gonna be the most beautiful person at the gala tonight
00:40:49holy
00:40:49it's not about being pretty i just i don't want to embarrass you in front of all your rich friends
00:41:03i've never even been to a charity auction wouldn't it make more sense if we just met up at like
00:41:08a bowling alley and donated the party expenses
00:41:10you're so refreshing you ready
00:41:34wow she's an upgrade of virginia
00:41:36yeah you never said your brother's chef was so pretty why would you want to break them up
00:41:42shut up there's a two and a half billion dollar inheritance down the drain if my brother
00:41:46raises nobody instead of gina
00:41:55i'd like to thank you all for coming to the baldwin memorial charity event this is a great opportunity
00:41:59for us to raise money for the family clinic myself and my girlfriend sophie tisdale are very
00:42:05excited to meet and talk to all of you cheers
00:42:12girlfriend not for long
00:42:19good evening everyone thank you so much for being here at our wonderful charity auction our first item
00:42:37an all-expense-paid trip to bora bora with its amazing iconic volcanic views starting big
00:42:51five thousand five thousand now six twenty to six bora bora after finals is pretty good
00:42:58can i get you know you need to come quick my wife's having allergic reaction you'll be okay
00:43:05let's go
00:43:14what is it my throat over your mouth breathe
00:43:19so number twelve seven thousand dollars all expense paid trip to bora bora give me a round
00:43:30of applause congratulations hey actually we have one more item up for grabs miss tisdale a gorgeous
00:43:37student has graciously offered herself up for a date with a lucky man
00:43:42and now according to miss tisdale she has a great personality and an even better mouth
00:43:49what a hussy auctioning a blowjob i hope dr miller knows what his girlfriend's up to
00:43:57i mean the poor guy's tending to a patient i knew that you were too classless for this family
00:44:02poor lukey she hasn't fooled trailer trash skank who let her kind in here i i wouldn't do that i would
00:44:12never i have a thousand for a night with miss tisdale hmm really sophie no one wants you for a thousand
00:44:20all right five hundred all right five hundred for the poor girl she's got student loans whatever that
00:44:29means where's nuk are you i don't see anything wrong here no my throat it hurts i recognize you you're
00:44:45one of my sister's shithead friends what the hell's going on here hey your sister's doing you a favor
00:44:48bro patrick get out of my way why lower your standards we're millionaires she might be a good
00:44:54fuck but that's how else you'll ever be man you can talk about my girlfriend when you live a day
00:45:04without your daddy's money motherfucker 450 400
00:45:14oh all right i mean look i know sophie is just being modest poor girl doesn't have many skills
00:45:22outside the bedroom i'll help the young lady then maybe we could have some late night study sessions
00:45:30huh sold for four hundred dollars wow sophie looks like people really aren't in the market for used goods
00:45:40used goods that's right serena after you being the person that's had five abortions in the last year
00:45:54lukey watch your mouth right now
00:45:58what was that you're saying about class latisha darling
00:46:02you idiot get off the stage we're leaving mom he's embarrassing me you're humiliating me in
00:46:14front of my friends you i see no need my dear our circle of elite friends can no longer be seen with the
00:46:21likes of the likes of you after all of this no but but no no young man that information you gave is
00:46:34illegal you're a doctor greg i was waiting to get to you you want to bid on my girlfriend
00:46:40aren't you a little occupied with your secret girlfriend stephanie how's she recovering from her
00:46:43boob job no no no no no no no i'm gonna sue you for everything you've got you can't you see yes my
00:47:06family might own the clinic that you all go to but i practice on a university so you can't touch me
00:47:11So, unless you all want me to air out your dirty laundry,
00:47:14I suggest you cut very generous checks to the charity
00:47:17and then get the fuck out of my house.
00:47:20Let's go.
00:47:22Get to writing.
00:47:24Let's go. Everybody out.
00:47:33Where these assholes go?
00:47:35You didn't have to ruin your charity event for me.
00:47:37I would have been okay.
00:47:38I do it a thousand times over.
00:47:40No one comes at my woman like that.
00:47:42Plus, I think we made more in donations tonight
00:47:44than we have in the last ten years.
00:47:46Blackmail surprisingly works.
00:47:49You all right?
00:48:02What are you looking for?
00:48:05I paid for all the booze, so...
00:48:08I figure how the night went,
00:48:10I might as well be your personal bartender.
00:48:14Right.
00:48:15Okay.
00:48:17Make me...
00:48:19an appletini.
00:48:21What?
00:48:22Seriously?
00:48:23All right.
00:48:24So, vodka, lemon, and apple liqueur.
00:48:29Can we just do something easier?
00:48:31You suck at being a rich kid.
00:48:37Move.
00:48:42Can you open that?
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:49All right.
00:48:50Let's just make it simple.
00:48:52Body shots.
00:48:55I've never done that before.
00:48:58Seriously?
00:48:59What do you mean?
00:49:00You're like so old.
00:49:01I was trying to get into school.
00:49:02I didn't have time to do body shots off of hot little girls like you.
00:49:06He just said you're hot.
00:49:08Make the move, Sophie.
00:49:10Okay.
00:49:11Well, I'll teach you.
00:49:21Holy shit.
00:49:22Holy shit.
00:49:43All right.
00:49:44I got the hang of that.
00:49:46Now it's your turn, Miss Tisdale.
00:49:47Now or never, Sophie.
00:49:48Go for it.
00:49:49New rule.
00:49:50You can't choose the same place twice.
00:49:52Is that so?
00:49:55Then...
00:49:57Where are you gonna lick me?
00:50:17I'm gonna pull this shit.
00:50:18Think you could get away with it.
00:50:20Be careful what you give.
00:50:22Cause you don't know what you might get.
00:50:33I'm sorry.
00:50:34Was that...?
00:50:36You drove me fucking wild.
00:50:39Luke, I'm ready.
00:50:40Yeah, I'm an idiot.
00:50:49Wait, what?
00:50:50Sophie, I went too far.
00:50:51I'm...
00:50:52I'm sorry.
00:50:53I'm...
00:50:54Fuck.
00:50:55Luke, no, no, no.
00:50:56I'm telling you that I'm ready.
00:50:58I wanna do this with you.
00:50:59Lose my virginity.
00:51:01Sophie...
00:51:03Don't Sophie me.
00:51:04That's so patronizing.
00:51:06Wait, I'm trying, but...
00:51:10I'm gonna be the person responsible if you get hurt.
00:51:13I don't wanna be the guy that, you know, leads to you ruining your life.
00:51:16I'm terrified of that.
00:51:18It's this that hurts me.
00:51:19What you're doing right now rejecting me?
00:51:21What would be so terrible about us being together?
00:51:24Being together?
00:51:25Sophie, did you see what happened here today?
00:51:29I mean, my family sucks.
00:51:31My ex-girlfriend is batshit crazy.
00:51:34Of course I wanna be with you.
00:51:37But am I right for you?
00:51:40And you really wanna take on this much baggage?
00:51:42I might be a virgin, but this whole,
00:51:44it's not you, it's me thing, is really freshman year.
00:51:51Sophie, where are you going?
00:51:53I'm calling a cab and going back to campus.
00:51:55I can't deal with your hot and cold bullshit anymore.
00:51:58You think you're doing me this favor, but really,
00:52:00you're just reminding me of how unfuckable I am.
00:52:04Don't follow me.
00:52:11Dammit.
00:52:18Guess I'm the first girl in the world to be on birth control and not even get laid.
00:52:34What's the point in talking to me now?
00:52:36You've rejected me thrice.
00:52:42Is that your boyfriend you're ignoring?
00:52:44Nope.
00:52:46Boyfriends have sex with their girlfriends.
00:52:48So I've got the hottest girl in the bar.
00:52:51All to myself.
00:52:52What?
00:52:56You heard me.
00:52:58Hottest lady I've ever seen at this school.
00:53:02Seriously?
00:53:04You're into this?
00:53:05Like, you might wanna, like, hook up?
00:53:08Hell yeah, I would.
00:53:10Maybe we can start with a kiss.
00:53:11Wow.
00:53:12I'm not unfuckable after all.
00:53:14Maybe Luke's the problem.
00:53:16I was beginning to think nobody would take my virginity.
00:53:20Paws.
00:53:22What did you just say?
00:53:24I'm a virgin?
00:53:29She's a virgin, y'all.
00:53:31Aw, cute.
00:53:33Excuse me?
00:53:35Too much work.
00:53:36You're probably super clingy too.
00:53:38You should just go back to your dorm, sweetie.
00:53:41Sweetie?
00:53:42I'm a senior.
00:53:44That's even sadder.
00:53:47You were just into me.
00:53:48Why are you treating me like I'm gum stuck to your shoe?
00:53:51You're obviously a nice girl.
00:53:53But I'm looking for a fun time.
00:53:55You know?
00:53:57You're gonna get feels and it's gonna get messy.
00:53:59And...
00:54:01Sorry.
00:54:03What?
00:54:05I'm black.
00:54:13I'm in this $80,000 dress
00:54:15and I can't even get a stupid horny prat guy
00:54:19to get with me.
00:54:21He would probably fuck anything
00:54:22except for me, apparently.
00:54:26Oh, and Luke.
00:54:27Of course, Luke on the other hand,
00:54:29he's had his hands literally inside of me
00:54:31and I guess he was just so repulsed that
00:54:34he didn't need to see more.
00:54:37You know what?
00:54:38Sophie, where the hell you been?
00:54:40I'm at the hospital right now, bro.
00:54:42Oh!
00:54:43Oh, look at me!
00:54:44I'm a fancy Ivy League doctor
00:54:46and I'm also hot as fuck
00:54:48and I just love to lead girls on
00:54:50with the orgasm pap smear two for one.
00:54:53Say something, asshole!
00:54:55Can I come get you right now, please?
00:54:57So you can what?
00:54:59Not have sex?
00:55:00Yeah, I don't think so.
00:55:01I think I'll stay right here
00:55:02where the guys at least have,
00:55:03I don't know, the details.
00:55:04to not lead me on.
00:55:06Guys, what guys?
00:55:07Did someone do something to you?
00:55:09Of course not.
00:55:10They said I was too messy.
00:55:12Too messy and too much
00:55:14and I guess that means
00:55:15you get a second chance.
00:55:17You either fuck me or you lose me.
00:55:20I think I'm going to pass out.
00:55:22I'm coming to get you.
00:55:23Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:26I'm coming to get you.
00:55:27Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:29I'm coming to get you.
00:55:30Keep the phone on you, alright?
00:55:34I'm coming to go.
00:55:35.
00:55:44So, hey wake up.
00:55:47I got you.
00:55:50Come on man.
00:55:54меня, меня, меня.
00:55:56.
00:55:59.
00:56:00.
00:56:01.
00:56:03She's fine, she's bottled water in two of these in the morning.
00:56:16I don't know what she drank, but whatever it is is going to hit her hard.
00:56:22Sophie, you're going to be the death of me.
00:56:31Rise and shine, party animal.
00:56:45You have a lot to tell me.
00:56:47You feel like shit.
00:56:51You look like shit, but like a million bucks.
00:56:56So is this a gift from Luke or?
00:56:58Surely the only thing that is going to make this vodka tequila hangover worse is hearing
00:57:02his name.
00:57:04He led me on and then left me for Ted.
00:57:07But Luke brought you back to the job.
00:57:09Ev, I don't want to hear it.
00:57:12I'm done having my time wasted.
00:57:14I guess I'm just too much work as a virgin.
00:57:19So I've decided I'm not a virgin anymore.
00:57:24Huh?
00:57:25Well, virginity is like a whole construct, right?
00:57:28People, guys aren't going to stop treating me like a baby unless I stop acting like one
00:57:33and looking like one.
00:57:36I need you to help me look slutty.
00:57:44No way.
00:57:45I'm not going to do that.
00:57:46You're not going to help me look sexy?
00:57:47Why not?
00:57:48Sophie, you are sexy.
00:57:49I'm not slutty sexy.
00:57:51Guys, don't go for that.
00:57:53I look like a nun librarian.
00:57:56I'm giving off don't fuck, snooze fest, boring.
00:58:00Sophie, as your best friend, I'm obligated to tell you that you don't have to change yourself
00:58:04for the right guy.
00:58:06The thing is, Mr. Right isn't doing anything wrong.
00:58:11Burn me up.
00:58:17Perfect.
00:58:30Isn't that that one dorky barista chick?
00:58:35There's no way.
00:58:37That grows up.
00:58:39Yeah, it is.
00:58:44That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:58:45Dude, the maker was acting funny.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:58:47It is.
00:58:48I don't know.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:51I don't know.
00:58:52I don't know.
00:58:53I don't know.
00:58:54Yeah, it is.
00:58:56That's Sophie Tisdale?
00:58:58Dude, the makeover's actually working.
00:59:00Everyone's looking at you.
00:59:02Good. I hope the news gets back to Luke.
00:59:04I mean, more.
00:59:10Oh, shit. There he is.
00:59:12Are you gonna say something?
00:59:16Holy shit, Sophie.
00:59:18No, I'm just gonna make him regret everything.
00:59:24Thanks, babe.
00:59:26It's all beautiful.
00:59:36And what can I get for you, handsome?
00:59:38A latte would be nice, but, uh,
00:59:40I like what you're giving me right now.
00:59:42I take all kinds of tips.
00:59:44What the hell's going on here?
00:59:46Stop interrupting, Grandpa.
00:59:48The fuck did you just say?
00:59:50One latte. Coming right up.
00:59:52And what can I get for you, doctor?
00:59:56Sophie, what is this?
00:59:58You're dressed different, you're acting different.
01:00:00I don't get it.
01:00:02Whoops. Let me get that for you.
01:00:10So, did you want a coffee?
01:00:12The ab shining is on the house.
01:00:14Sophie, I don't... Is this like a punishment?
01:00:16I mean, if it is, I get it, but it's only yourself and other guys.
01:00:18It's not you.
01:00:19That's really not up to you anymore, Dr. Miller.
01:00:22I gave you a chance.
01:00:24And besides, there's someone out there who wants me
01:00:26and isn't gonna embarrass me in the process.
01:00:28Hey, uh, we're throwing a Halloween party tonight.
01:00:31They do it on the land fair.
01:00:32You should come.
01:00:34She's got plans.
01:00:36Actually, I don't.
01:00:38My first frat party invite?
01:00:40Wow.
01:00:41This whole hot girl act is actually working.
01:00:43You should bring your homegirl.
01:00:45The guy's gonna love you.
01:00:46I will.
01:00:47See you tonight.
01:00:50You're not going to bed.
01:00:51Newsflash.
01:00:52You're not my boyfriend.
01:00:53You could have been, but you didn't want the baggage.
01:00:55That's not true.
01:00:56Actually, I have to go plan my outfit for tonight.
01:00:58My very sexy, very booby outfit.
01:01:01Sophie, I'm not gonna let you throw your life away just because of me, alright?
01:01:07I'm gonna do this fucking frat party at 36 years old.
01:01:10I will.
01:01:13What could you have possibly been in that?
01:01:16Oh, that was sexy Minnie Mouse.
01:01:19Yeah, I think I still have the ears somewhere.
01:01:21Ew, that doesn't even sound right.
01:01:23I just found the perfect outfit to match your boyfriend's.
01:01:29Everly, not funny.
01:01:31Imagine being old-ass Luke stuck at this stupid hospital and he gets a text from you in this.
01:01:37If he hasn't jumped off a bridge, he definitely will.
01:01:39How pathetic is it that I'm playing mind games with a guy that I haven't even gone to second base with?
01:01:44Hey, whatever helps you get over him, okay?
01:01:50Red push-up bra?
01:01:51Or pink?
01:01:53Red.
01:01:59Red push-up bra?
01:02:01Red.
01:02:06Get in, get Sophie safe, get out.
01:02:07Sophie ain't the only person I'm for.
01:02:11Sick costume, bro.
01:02:13Right.
01:02:18Try to have at least three chicks with you to get in, man.
01:02:21Sorry.
01:02:22Rules.
01:02:23I'm fine. Sorry.
01:02:25Rules.
01:02:35Idiot.
01:02:39I have to get to her. Where is it?
01:02:43Stop being shy. You look hot.
01:02:49See?
01:02:51Wait. Hand me your phone.
01:02:53Why?
01:02:57Because I'm taking a .5 and sending it to Luke.
01:03:05No. Yes.
01:03:13I gotta have her. I have to get to her. Where is it?
01:03:17I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:19He opened it immediately. He's so whipped.
01:03:21Welcome to the party.
01:03:23I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:27He opened it immediately. He's so whipped.
01:03:29Welcome to the party.
01:03:35I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:37I need to be so drunk to predict what you just think.
01:03:39He opened it immediately. He's so whipped.
01:03:43Welcome to the party.
01:03:45You have his abs!
01:03:47Yeah!
01:03:53Hell yeah!
01:03:55Looks a little something like this. Looks a little bit like I can't miss.
01:03:58This is what you call...
01:04:06It's just not the same when it's not him.
01:04:09So be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be, so be!
01:04:19Wooo! Yeah!
01:04:21Wooo! Wooo!
01:04:24Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:27Wooo!
01:04:28Wooo!
01:04:30Yo, this girl's crazy!
01:04:33Wooo! Wooo!
01:04:36Yeah!
01:04:37Just give me a second, guys.
01:04:39Did he come here just to keep an eye on me?
01:04:49You're really trying to piss me off right now, aren't you?
01:04:51Actually, I'm not thinking about you at all.
01:04:53That's a lie.
01:04:55You talk?
01:04:58Come on, Sophie! Let's play Spin the Bottle!
01:05:01I'm coming. My friend here's just leaving.
01:05:04Actually, I'll join.
01:05:06What? No.
01:05:07The Motivator!
01:05:16Who's going first?
01:05:19I'll spin.
01:05:20Do you think he's a TA?
01:05:22I hope it lands on me.
01:05:24He seems experienced.
01:05:37Fuck.
01:05:38Sophie and Luke to the closet.
01:05:42Roll the roll.
01:05:44As soon as the seven minutes are up, I want out.
01:05:46Can we talk like adults?
01:05:47Can we fuck like adults?
01:05:48Can we fuck like adults?
01:05:49You know, you dress like this makes me want a fucking radio.
01:05:53You know, you're like you want a fucking radio.
01:06:00Do you have to dance like this?
01:06:01And meet you to the set of people?
01:06:03Run around the game.
01:06:06Batman hyperlink спокой!
01:06:08You know, you dress like this, it makes me want a fucking right hand.
01:06:30How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:38How about another pelvic exam, Dr. Miller?
01:06:43How about another pelvic exam?
01:06:46How about another pelvic exam?
01:06:51How about another pelvic exam?
01:06:56Crips at the end of the day.
01:06:59How about another pelvic exam?
01:07:04What?
01:07:05Time's up.
01:07:08What were you just... you wanted to...
01:07:11I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine, Luke.
01:07:14Now you'll wish you would've fucked me when you had the chance.
01:07:35So, how was it?
01:07:38Luke's a little too shy for me. I'm gonna spin again.
01:07:45Sophie?
01:07:54Me?
01:07:56Sophie, come on in.
01:07:58You had your chance, Luke. Come on, Noah.
01:08:07Okay, so...
01:08:12I've never kissed anyone before!
01:08:14What?
01:08:15So, I'm gonna embarrass myself. So, I'm warning you that I'm...
01:08:19You can relax. I wasn't gonna kiss you anyway.
01:08:23Really? But, all the rumors. Everyone says you're a freaky sex goddess.
01:08:29Derek says that you put your legs behind your head?
01:08:32I don't even know a Derek.
01:08:35I'm sorry, Noah, but neither you nor me are losing our virginities tonight.
01:08:39I'm so screwed.
01:08:42Everyone in the frat knows that I'm a virgin and I'm the only one.
01:08:45They're gonna kill me. No, they're gonna make fun of me and then kill me. No, no, they're gonna make fun of me to death!
01:08:51Wait!
01:08:53I'll help you.
01:08:55How?
01:08:56It's awful quiet in there, Noah. Come on, virgin.
01:09:07Oh, they're gonna call me that until they freaking graduate!
01:09:10We don't have time. Just come here.
01:09:13You can tell them you lost it to me.
01:09:16Really? You don't... care?
01:09:19No, but I'm just trying to make someone jealous. You can tell them I fucked you upside down for all I care.
01:09:23Just as long as Luke overhears.
01:09:30I owe you.
01:09:34Noah! Are you in there?
01:09:37Oh, yeah.
01:09:40It's getting crazy in there.
01:09:43Oh, yeah.
01:09:45Alright, that's enough.
01:09:49Sophie, if you open the damn door...
01:09:53Okay, ready? It's working.
01:09:57Oh, you really wanna piss him off.
01:09:59He deserves it.
01:10:24What's the problem, doctor?
01:10:26The fuck were you doing in there with him?
01:10:28Well...
01:10:31First I unzipped his pants, and then I saw his cock.
01:10:41Liar.
01:10:43You don't know that.
01:10:45You know you belong to me.
01:10:47You know you belong to me.
01:10:49It's alright.
01:10:50Mm-hmm.
01:11:11Yo!
01:11:13Get out!
01:11:14Get out!
01:11:24I need his arm.
01:11:26I don't want to.
01:11:28Me too.
01:11:30Me too.
01:11:46What?
01:11:48Don't tell me you're changing your mind.
01:11:49No.
01:11:50No, I'm not changing my mind.
01:11:52I'm just kicking myself.
01:11:55Can't believe I deprived myself of you for so long.
01:11:58You fucking idiot.
01:12:00You are.
01:12:01You are.
01:12:24Yes, you better take that.
01:12:25Someone better be dying.
01:12:28What's it, code blue?
01:12:30They are.
01:12:34I'm sorry, Sophie. I have to go.
01:12:39I've been burned too many times.
01:12:41Are we ever gonna do this, Sophie?
01:12:46Sophie, I promised you the last thing I wanted to see.
01:12:49Alright.
01:12:50I promise we're gonna do this.
01:12:51We are.
01:12:53But not in some shitty fat house.
01:12:58You deserve better than that.
01:12:59Better how?
01:13:03You have a passport, right?
01:13:09So, sexy underwear?
01:13:10Check.
01:13:12A jacket?
01:13:13Check.
01:13:14A bikini.
01:13:15Where exactly is he taking you?
01:13:16He didn't tell me.
01:13:20Crap, he's here.
01:13:23Bitch, you won't believe this.
01:13:24Oh my God.
01:13:31No way.
01:13:32This man's insane.
01:13:33He's actually psycho.
01:13:36On the other hand,
01:13:37crazy makes for good sex.
01:13:39Guilty soldier.
01:13:44Don't you have, like, any advice for me?
01:13:46He's hot.
01:13:47Do it a bunch of times on my behalf.
01:13:48It's finally happening.
01:13:50It's finally happening.
01:13:51You look incredible.
01:13:52Hmm?
01:13:53You said airport fit.
01:13:54I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:13:55You look incredible.
01:13:59You look incredible.
01:14:00Hmm?
01:14:01You said airport fit.
01:14:02I guess you just look delicious and everything.
01:14:03This is so psychotic.
01:14:04Am I really worth all this?
01:14:06It's the first time.
01:14:07You look good.
01:14:08Really scary.
01:14:09And what was the best thing?
01:14:10You are gonna never have, you know,
01:14:12I know.
01:14:13You're so crazy.
01:14:14I'm gonna have a little camera.
01:14:15Maybe you're going to have an eye on your face.
01:14:16I'm gonna have a little camera.
01:14:17It might be better at any time.
01:14:18How to figure it out.
01:14:19I'm gonna have an eye on my teeth.
01:14:20I'm gonna have an eye on your face.
01:14:21You just look delicious and everything.
01:14:28This is so psychotic.
01:14:30Am I really worth all this?
01:14:34It's the first times.
01:14:38Are we flying domestic or internationally today, sir?
01:14:41International.
01:14:51Luke, if you don't give me back my sight in the next five seconds, I'm gonna lose my mind.
01:14:56I'm sorry, I just didn't want to ruin the surprise.
01:14:59You ready?
01:15:05A croissant?
01:15:07You flew me nine hours for some pastries?
01:15:10It's a hint.
01:15:12Go look at the view, you'll know where we are.
01:15:21Are you crazy?
01:15:23You took me to Paris?
01:15:33Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:15:35I set up an appointment at Chanel,
01:15:37and then a reservation at a five-star restaurant.
01:15:40Luke.
01:15:47You want to add something to the itinerary?
01:15:49I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:54I think you should take your clothes off.
01:15:56Yeah, I think that's a good idea.
01:16:14It's finally happening.
01:16:16Finally.
01:16:19I don't understand why you can just set up an appointment with me at the clinic.
01:16:28You know, it was weird when you were my customer, and it's even weirder now that you're my boyfriend.
01:16:32Is it weird that even in something so basic like this, you still turn me on?
01:16:41Get away from my patient, Dr. Miller?
01:16:42She's all yours.
01:16:43Ms. Tisdale, I see here that the purpose of your visit is to refill your birth control prescription.
01:16:50Yes.
01:16:51We performed a routine analysis of your urine sample.
01:16:59I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:00I regret to inform you, Sophie.
01:17:01We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:05Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:06Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:07I'm sorry.
01:17:08Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:10I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:11I'm so sorry.
01:17:12I...
01:17:13I don't know how this happened.
01:17:14I was trying to be safe.
01:17:15Wow.
01:17:16What do you think the odds are?
01:17:17We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:18We're unable to fulfill your request.
01:17:19Laureen, don't tell me.
01:17:20I'm sorry?
01:17:21Sophie, you're pregnant.
01:17:24I'll give you two a moment.
01:17:30I'm so sorry.
01:17:35I...
01:17:36I don't know how this happened.
01:17:39I was trying to be safe.
01:17:41Wow.
01:17:42What do you think the odds are?
01:17:451.6 in a hundred?
01:17:47You'd probably hate me.
01:17:50As long as you're not planning on ghosting me, I'm actually pretty excited.
01:17:54Graduation's in a month and...
01:17:57I mean, we'll be able to do it together.
01:18:07Sophie, I'm all in.
01:18:12My journey goes around with you.
01:18:15He brings it to you.
01:18:16My .
01:18:17He lives.
01:18:18He brings me to you.
01:18:19I'm all in.
01:18:23At the highest Such a next time over mother is to the book.
01:18:25Oh God, thank god.
01:18:29Don't understand how you building a villain.
01:18:30He has been maximizing me.
01:18:31Did you know yourself?
01:18:33He has a great success with my dreams.
01:18:34He certainly desires.
01:18:34I'm living in this room.
01:18:35He했어요, I'm like рядом, he's sitting here.
01:18:37I hope you're waiting.
01:18:38When I thank you for help.
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