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00:00:00Grandma, this is the $200 million necklace that just got auctioned off?
00:00:11Nothing but the best for my angel.
00:00:13You deserve everything.
00:00:15And if that boy, Ethan, dares to mistreat you, he'll have to answer to me.
00:00:20No, he's perfect.
00:00:23I mentioned Bali once and he planned the whole thing.
00:00:25Scuba, private yacht, everything.
00:00:30Um, Ms. Woods, the engagement party guests are growing restless.
00:00:36And I can't seem to reach Mr. Grayson on the phone.
00:00:40Really?
00:00:42I'll find him.
00:00:57Come on!
00:01:00Excuse me, does being devastatingly handsome give you the right to not watch where you're going?
00:01:05Two years of planning and finally, this American tech is ours.
00:01:21Let's move.
00:01:22If they find us.
00:01:22Relax.
00:01:24There is a big engagement party downstairs.
00:01:26You think they're going to look for us here?
00:01:28I ain't mad at kids in their potties.
00:01:32Room service.
00:01:51Mission accomplished.
00:01:52She wants to go scuba diving.
00:02:08I'll take her.
00:02:09There might be a little oxygen malfunction.
00:02:12She'll die doing what she loves.
00:02:14No one will suspect a murder.
00:02:16I'll even take care of her grandma, too, and everything is going to be mine.
00:02:20She's crazy about you, man.
00:02:23The mansion.
00:02:24The Porsche.
00:02:25Hey, don't you feel anything for her?
00:02:27Yeah, sure I do.
00:02:29I just love money more.
00:02:31Can you blame me?
00:02:33Come on.
00:02:34Here.
00:02:34To getting rich and not having to work for it.
00:02:38My dream wedding is a complete sham.
00:02:41He doesn't want to marry me.
00:02:43He wants to kill me.
00:02:44He wants to kill me.
00:02:45Love.
00:02:49Oh, careful.
00:02:52What, does being pretty give you a pass on basic manners?
00:02:55I'm sorry.
00:02:56I'm a little busy having the worst day of my life.
00:03:12Another runaway bride.
00:03:13Classic.
00:03:36Grandma, everything hurts.
00:03:39Why do I sound like a dude?
00:03:45What the hell are you doing in here?
00:03:48What am I doing here?
00:03:50I saved your life.
00:03:51Five more minutes and you'll be meeting that dead grandma for real.
00:03:55Why couldn't you have done this sooner?
00:03:56You would have saved me a lot of time.
00:03:58But you'll be dead and I'll be rich.
00:04:01Oh, honey.
00:04:04Oh, you're awake.
00:04:07Thank God.
00:04:10Oh.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12Answer yourself, motherfucker.
00:04:14She knows about my plan?
00:04:16No.
00:04:17No way.
00:04:24What do you mean that my grandma's dead?
00:04:25What happened?
00:04:26Tell me.
00:04:27What the hell is wrong with you, dude?
00:04:29Listen, you can screw with me.
00:04:30You can kill me.
00:04:31You can do whatever you want.
00:04:32Stay away from my grandma.
00:04:33You got it?
00:04:33What the hell?
00:04:38What the hell?
00:04:40What the hell?
00:04:42Oh, my God.
00:04:44Am I dead?
00:04:45Is this some freaky afterlife glitch?
00:04:48Why the hell am I inside someone else?
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:51Oh, my God.
00:04:52This isn't real.
00:04:53This isn't real.
00:04:54This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:55This isn't real.
00:04:56Ah!
00:05:03What?
00:05:06I'm alive.
00:05:07Wait, what?
00:05:08What's going on?
00:05:09Who the hell are you?
00:05:10What are you doing in my body?
00:05:11I was about to ask you the same thing.
00:05:13What did you do?
00:05:15You're that suicidal bride.
00:05:18You're that jerk who crashed into me.
00:05:20Oh, my God.
00:05:21What did you do?
00:05:23My identity's complicated.
00:05:25If you don't want any trouble, you need to stay with me 24-7.
00:05:29Excuse me.
00:05:29I'm Blair Woods.
00:05:30Arish of the Woods family.
00:05:31I'm not going to spend 24-7 with a...
00:05:33a stranger.
00:05:34Stranger.
00:05:35Fine.
00:05:36Let's get married.
00:05:37What?
00:05:38Oh, my God.
00:05:39You're completely insane.
00:05:40You were running from your wedding, right?
00:05:42Okay.
00:05:43I'll go back and tell them now.
00:05:44I changed my mind.
00:05:45The wedding's back on.
00:05:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:47He's trying to kill me.
00:05:48Absolutely not.
00:05:49You cannot do that.
00:05:50Blair!
00:05:52It's your choice.
00:05:53Him or me.
00:05:57It's your choice.
00:05:59Him or me.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:02Fine.
00:06:03Wait.
00:06:03Wait.
00:06:03Is it going to be back with a new divorce?
00:06:05You.
00:06:06I mean?
00:06:07Who's that guy?
00:06:13What the hell?
00:06:14My boyfriend says you're trash, so...
00:06:17Congrats.
00:06:18Your jobs.
00:06:20Okay.
00:06:21You need to work with me here.
00:06:22Too short.
00:06:23Excuse me.
00:06:23They're too short.
00:06:23What are you doing?
00:06:31This guy is obviously using you.
00:06:33Don't fall for a pretty boy act like his.
00:06:35Okay.
00:06:36Well, it's better to be a pretty boy than a murderous con man.
00:06:38So.
00:06:39And you know what?
00:06:40Guys who try to kill women for money don't get to marry me.
00:06:42I...
00:06:42I'm...
00:06:43Beyonce.
00:06:44So.
00:06:45Dream on, loser.
00:06:46What the fuck?
00:06:48Blair.
00:06:48I'll be waiting for you when you come to your senses.
00:06:51Okay?
00:06:56Well, every case in men sucks.
00:06:58As a coward.
00:07:00Fine.
00:07:01Fine.
00:07:02Fine.
00:07:03Okay.
00:07:03Let's get married.
00:07:04On one condition.
00:07:05We try to switch back first.
00:07:07And if that doesn't work, then...
00:07:09We'll meet you at the church.
00:07:12Fair enough.
00:07:13Don't disappoint me.
00:07:15Beyonce.
00:07:19Okay, but like...
00:07:20How do we switch back?
00:07:21Can we just like crash into each other again?
00:07:23I'm game.
00:07:25Go stand in the middle of the road.
00:07:26I'll grab my car.
00:07:27You know what?
00:07:28I'd rather be a bitter bride than roadkill, so.
00:07:32Screw it.
00:07:33Let's get married.
00:07:34Get ready to kneel.
00:07:35Kneel?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:41All right.
00:07:42857.
00:07:46All right.
00:07:46What's your name?
00:07:47Blair Woods.
00:07:49Buddy, I asked your name.
00:07:51Not your fiance's.
00:07:51Oh.
00:07:52Uh.
00:07:53Uh.
00:07:53Uh.
00:07:55Come here.
00:07:56I'm going to talk to you.
00:07:57Is that your name?
00:07:58The young bull.
00:07:59The young bull.
00:08:00Uh-huh.
00:08:02Are you two sure about this?
00:08:04Yep.
00:08:06Because I've seen a lot of couples come through here,
00:08:08and I'm not going to lie.
00:08:09This woman might need to check open the neck up.
00:08:11Excuse me.
00:08:11Wait.
00:08:12Are you calling me crazy?
00:08:13We're certain.
00:08:14Please process our application.
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:17Please.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:19All right.
00:08:21All right.
00:08:23All right.
00:08:24All right.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:26Do you know when she's going to show up?
00:08:31No.
00:08:32Oh, great.
00:08:39You're getting married dressed like this?
00:08:42It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:43Stop whining.
00:08:45Ugh.
00:08:47It's a fake marriage, your highness.
00:08:49Stop whining.
00:08:50Ugh.
00:08:51Ugh.
00:08:51My first wedding and I'm going to be married to you.
00:08:54Yeah.
00:08:54It's not like I'm thrilled about it either.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Liam Lowell, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife through wealth, hardship,
00:09:02and everything in between?
00:09:03He does.
00:09:04All right, then.
00:09:05In Blair Woods, the same stuff?
00:09:07Wonderful.
00:09:08Take that as a yes.
00:09:09Please exchange rings.
00:09:14Rings?
00:09:15No, we are not at the kissing party yet.
00:09:19Wait.
00:09:21Stop.
00:09:21Wait.
00:09:23Wait.
00:09:24Watch out.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25God.
00:09:25Wow, you really came prepared.
00:09:38Hey.
00:09:39I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:09:42You may kiss the bride.
00:09:48Hmm.
00:09:51Yep, no, I can't do it.
00:09:53Oh, excuse me, under normal circumstances, you never get to kiss somebody like me in your
00:09:57entire life.
00:09:58Oh, this is just a temporary arrangement.
00:10:01Is such a sacred institution merely a convenience for you two?
00:10:05Look, Pastor, it's not really like we had a choice.
00:10:08Otherwise, I wouldn't...
00:10:09I know you only in my dreams.
00:10:13You come visit and I make a scene.
00:10:17You know I'm passionate.
00:10:18I don't know what you could kiss her all night.
00:10:20I don't know what you could kiss her all night.
00:10:23This ring is, like, insanely unique.
00:10:28I never pegged you for the, uh, classy-sentimental tie.
00:10:32It's kind of hot, though.
00:10:33It was my foster mother's.
00:10:35It was her husband's final gift to her.
00:10:37Oh, my God.
00:10:38No, I'm so sorry.
00:10:38This must be, like, super important to you here.
00:10:40You should take it back.
00:10:40Oh, we're married.
00:10:42Cheers now.
00:10:43Plus, I promised your grandma I'd protect you.
00:10:46And I used that ring as a good luck charm for years.
00:10:48Now I can protect you instead.
00:10:52No.
00:10:52All right.
00:10:53Let's go home, husband.
00:11:02Maybe you're not as annoying as I thought.
00:11:04You try to save my life.
00:11:07You're not as annoying as I thought you were.
00:11:12You're not as annoying as I thought you were.
00:11:17Oh, my God.
00:11:22What are you doing?
00:11:23I'm posting on my IG, duh.
00:11:26It's, like, totally what normal people live on TV is.
00:11:28Okay.
00:11:29Um, well, princess, welcome to your new life.
00:11:33Follow me.
00:11:46So this is it?
00:11:47My closet is bigger than this entire place.
00:11:50Someone swore if we're richer or poorer back at the church.
00:11:53Or is it all just for show?
00:11:55Okay, well, then, by that same vow, you're stuck with me forever, too.
00:11:57So, no.
00:11:58Forever is not that long.
00:11:59You could die any day.
00:12:01Wow.
00:12:01Morbid.
00:12:02But, um, are we sure about this place?
00:12:05Because we could always just, like, stay alive.
00:12:06No, not an option.
00:12:08Look, if you want to stay alive, you'll stay put right here.
00:12:13Why?
00:12:16Soft little princess.
00:12:18You don't know who I am, what I do, and you still follow me home.
00:12:24Aren't you afraid of what I might do?
00:12:27What?
00:12:27Oh, what are you, what is that supposed to mean?
00:12:30What are you planning?
00:12:30Look, relax.
00:12:32All I'm saying is we swapped bodies, which means things might happen.
00:12:37And if they do happen, you need to accept it and stay quiet.
00:12:44Like what things?
00:12:46Well, like the fact that the body you're in right now belongs to a secret agent.
00:12:51I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:12:56A what?
00:13:01I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:13:03A what?
00:13:04I knew he was trouble.
00:13:08This is what I get for trusting a hot stranger.
00:13:11I need to get out of here.
00:13:13Fast.
00:13:13Are you trying to leave?
00:13:21It's too late.
00:13:22My identity's classified.
00:13:24You know too much.
00:13:25Okay, wait, just please don't call me.
00:13:26I'll stay put, I swear.
00:13:27Okay, relax.
00:13:29Look, as long as you don't do anything stupid, I won't touch you.
00:13:33You're my wife, man.
00:13:34Wait a second.
00:13:38Okay, so if you're a secret agent, doesn't that mean people are like trying to kill you?
00:13:43Exactly.
00:13:44That's why I brought you here.
00:13:46This is a safe house.
00:13:48And if you want to stay alive, you need to stay close to me.
00:13:52I never thought I'd be living with a secret agent.
00:13:55Yeah, get used to it.
00:13:57Go wash up.
00:13:58It's almost that time.
00:14:00But there's only one bed.
00:14:04No, no, no.
00:14:11It was on the bed.
00:14:12You get the couch.
00:14:13No, move it.
00:14:13This is my bed.
00:14:14Don't you have any shiveries ladies first.
00:14:16I am a secret agent, not a nice.
00:14:19Besides, take a look in the mirror.
00:14:20Are you really a lady?
00:14:21Wait, I don't care.
00:14:22I'm sleeping in this bed.
00:14:24For the record, this is my house.
00:14:27Didn't you say you were going to protect me?
00:14:29And now I can't even sleep in a real bed?
00:14:32Fine.
00:14:33You take the bed.
00:14:34No funny business.
00:14:36Close the door.
00:14:47I never thought I'd actually get married.
00:14:55Wait.
00:14:57No way.
00:14:58Am I actually catching feelings for that entitled princess?
00:15:03Oh, my God.
00:15:14What happened?
00:15:15What?
00:15:16What happened?
00:15:17This is worse than a gas station next to LAX.
00:15:20What?
00:15:22What is this?
00:15:23Is this supposed to be soap?
00:15:24Yeah, obviously.
00:15:25Listen up, babe.
00:15:26If this sketchy soap comes near a knack face, worth an estimated $30 million in skincare,
00:15:31I will legit yeet your favorite appendage straight down the toilet.
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:34Got it?
00:15:37Grab your wallet.
00:15:38It's time for retail therapy.
00:15:43Let's go.
00:15:43God, this woman is terrified.
00:15:56What are you doing?
00:15:59Trust process.
00:16:12Hey.
00:16:13Don't move.
00:16:15Be a good girl.
00:16:16Hey.
00:16:16Slay.
00:16:43Mom?
00:16:45Mom?
00:16:45Mom?
00:16:46I guess your face really is worth $30 million.
00:16:49Oh, look.
00:16:50You're finally getting good taste.
00:16:51Welcome to the Globe Club.
00:16:53This shade would look fire on you.
00:16:56Do you want to try?
00:16:58No.
00:17:00I'll take everything.
00:17:03Ma'am, these are limited edition.
00:17:05They're like $100 each.
00:17:07My treat.
00:17:08Okay, so, like, how does this work?
00:17:18All right, put that down.
00:17:20I'll show you.
00:17:21I hate it.
00:17:22I hate it.
00:17:32Okay.
00:17:33Uh, don't move or can I cut you?
00:17:38I don't know.
00:17:39I don't know.
00:17:39Wait.
00:17:40Wait.
00:17:41You're going to put that on here?
00:17:43No.
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Yeah.
00:17:45I'm here.
00:17:46Is it hot in here?
00:17:53Or am I crushing on my own face?
00:17:58Okay, don't worry.
00:17:59You can rinse it off in your shower.
00:18:00Oh, sh-shower?
00:18:03What?
00:18:21All right, no peeking.
00:18:23Yeah, trust me.
00:18:24Your body's not really on my must-see list.
00:18:27Ouch, really much.
00:18:28Okay, watch it.
00:18:29Careful.
00:18:30So many names, Raven.
00:18:52Should I pick it up?
00:18:53Um, yeah, whatever he says, just say, mm-hmm.
00:18:59Simple.
00:18:59Yo, man.
00:19:03You've been straight up ghost mode for days.
00:19:06Do you miss me or what?
00:19:08Um, mm-hmm.
00:19:09Let me guess.
00:19:10You dodging another hit squad or something again?
00:19:14Mm-hmm.
00:19:16Figures.
00:19:17You're basically untouchable anyway.
00:19:19I got you a fresh gig lined up.
00:19:21Muzz me up.
00:19:22And I'm waiting downstairs.
00:19:23Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:24Oh, mm-hmm.
00:19:29So, your boy's outside and he said something about auditioning.
00:19:31What?
00:19:32What the hell?
00:19:32Did you agree?
00:19:33Well, you told me that, mm-hmm, so I hit my room.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:37Shit.
00:19:42Wait, hold on.
00:19:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:19:43What are you doing?
00:19:43What is your problem?
00:19:44Well, at least, on some underwork.
00:19:57Well, it's about time you let me in.
00:19:59I...
00:19:59Am I interrupting something?
00:20:19So, who's this?
00:20:22My husband.
00:20:23What?
00:20:24Uh, I mean, it's my wife.
00:20:27Bro, you got married?
00:20:28Since when?
00:20:29The, uh, yesterday accident introduced me to the love of my wife and, uh, just we clicked
00:20:40instantly and, uh, decided to get married.
00:20:43Is there a problem?
00:20:44Wow.
00:20:45You know, I thought you and I really did have something.
00:20:48But here you are getting married and not even telling me.
00:20:51Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:20:53I am straight.
00:20:54So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:20:59Okay, don't get any weird ideas.
00:21:03I'm straight.
00:21:04So, what brings you here in the middle of the night?
00:21:08I'm starting to see why you two are endgame.
00:21:10She's as extra as you are.
00:21:13Anywho, could you tell your girl to dip?
00:21:15This is real talk.
00:21:17Nah, man.
00:21:18She's good.
00:21:18She, uh, she knows what's up.
00:21:20She, she...
00:21:20We don't get key in this marriage.
00:21:23Bro, you do realize that we are in an industry that will literally chew you up and spit you
00:21:26out the moment they go soft, right?
00:21:28Guess the point.
00:21:32Skip the filler.
00:21:34Hold on.
00:21:38Didn't you say that that ring was more valuable to you than your life?
00:21:41I tried to touch it once and you nearly snapped my wrist.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Yeah, I gave it to her.
00:21:48Problem?
00:21:49Wow.
00:21:51She really must be the one.
00:21:54Anyway, here's your newest hit.
00:21:57No, it's not happening.
00:21:59Can't you see we just got married?
00:22:00We are on our honeymoon.
00:22:02Bro, you've been off the grid way too long.
00:22:06You don't take this mission?
00:22:08You fail the monthly evaluation, which means you face the death challenges.
00:22:11Your wife or your life.
00:22:18Make your choice.
00:22:23Honeymoon can wait.
00:22:24He'll take the job.
00:22:25That's the spirit.
00:22:28Good luck, you two lovebirds.
00:22:34Okay, you're not actually expecting me to take this top secret agent mission thing, right?
00:22:38No, relax.
00:22:39I'll handle it.
00:22:40Come on.
00:22:49Hello?
00:22:50Blair Woods.
00:22:51You got married and didn't tell me?
00:22:56You're so dead.
00:23:04Well?
00:23:05Care to explain yourself?
00:23:08Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:09I'm all in.
00:23:11With some feeling.
00:23:16Well?
00:23:17Care to explain yourself?
00:23:20Yeah, he's the love of my life.
00:23:21I'm all in.
00:23:23With some feeling.
00:23:25Two days ago, you dipped out of your engagement, and now you marry this rando?
00:23:33Not on my watch.
00:23:36Think about the family's reputation.
00:23:38No, grandma, grandma.
00:23:38Grandma, grandma.
00:23:39Please.
00:23:40Please.
00:23:41We truly love each other.
00:23:48Yeah, he is so sweet.
00:23:52Grandma.
00:23:53It's real love.
00:23:54I swear.
00:23:55Liz, I'll hand over all my passwords, okay?
00:23:57Bank accounts, crypto, Netflix.
00:23:59Literally everything.
00:24:00What?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:05He is going to give me everything.
00:24:07We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:11We don't need his pocket change.
00:24:14But fine.
00:24:15If this kid makes you happy, then...
00:24:18Oh.
00:24:22Oh.
00:24:24Mia?
00:24:36What do you know about my migraines?
00:24:39Oh, uh, Blair.
00:24:40Oh, shit.
00:24:40I mentioned it.
00:24:42In passing.
00:24:43Like, they get really bad when they're stressed out.
00:24:45I just thought I'd learn some hacks.
00:24:47No.
00:24:49Just in case.
00:24:52That's very sweet, actually.
00:24:55The last one couldn't even pretend to care.
00:24:57All he did was ask me for my money.
00:24:59I can't believe I was so blind.
00:25:02Grandma must be really disappointed in me.
00:25:04My bad, grandma.
00:25:06But it's over.
00:25:07From now on, I'm taking back full control.
00:25:11Sweetheart, I get it.
00:25:13A bad marriage is hell.
00:25:15And even if it's moments before the vows, you can walk away.
00:25:19So, love who you love.
00:25:21I could be in London.
00:25:23Staring at the edge.
00:25:24As for you,
00:25:25If I ever find out that you mistreated my granddaughter,
00:25:31you'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:33You'll regret it for the rest of your life.
00:25:46Grandma, I'm your precious granddaughter.
00:25:49Game time.
00:26:02Target's been spotted.
00:26:03Where is he?
00:26:13Why is it taking him so long?
00:26:14Oh my God, Liam.
00:26:18What happened?
00:26:19What happened?
00:26:22Here, let up.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:24Don't pass out.
00:26:25Don't pass out.
00:26:25Stay with me.
00:26:26Stay with me.
00:26:27What happened?
00:26:28Did somebody ambush you?
00:26:29Mission's done, but
00:26:30someone tagged me.
00:26:33Can't find the damn wound.
00:26:34Can't stop the bleeding.
00:26:36That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:37No.
00:26:40That's it, we're going to the ER.
00:26:41No.
00:26:42No hospitals.
00:26:43It's too risky.
00:26:44You help me find the bullet hole,
00:26:45I'll pass the wind myself.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:49Okay.
00:26:49Liam, what day is it?
00:27:02Are you seriously checking a calendar
00:27:04while I'm bleeding out?
00:27:08Plot twist.
00:27:09So, you actually didn't get shot.
00:27:12You just got your period.
00:27:14Sorry, babe.
00:27:19Oh, wait.
00:27:23Here, breathe with me.
00:27:28What's your play here?
00:27:29I'm helping you with your cramps.
00:27:32By holding my hands?
00:27:35Science.
00:27:36Studies show that holding hands
00:27:37with people you care about
00:27:38actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:40Even for fake couples?
00:27:45Studies show that holding hands
00:27:46with people you care about
00:27:47actually reduces pain, so...
00:27:49Even for fake couples?
00:27:51You know, maybe you should try
00:27:52not talking.
00:27:53And maybe you should
00:27:54stop reading fake news.
00:27:55It's not fake news.
00:28:01So?
00:28:04Are you feeling any better now?
00:28:06I actually do feel less wrecked.
00:28:09Told you.
00:28:11Honestly, I don't normally
00:28:12cramp this bad.
00:28:13But I'm sure your super
00:28:14super-seperated
00:28:14agent cardio didn't help.
00:28:15Yeah, your endurance sucks.
00:28:17But I showed up
00:28:18unless you nearly took me out.
00:28:20Looks like I'm flunking
00:28:21this evaluation.
00:28:26Why do you do it?
00:28:27Like, real talk,
00:28:28why do you do it?
00:28:29The super-secret agent stuff.
00:28:31It just seems like
00:28:31dangerous to you.
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:34For my foster mom.
00:28:37Is it her?
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:43Well,
00:28:44she looks
00:28:45really kind.
00:28:47She was.
00:28:51She taught me
00:28:52how to survive.
00:28:53Hmm.
00:28:55This is how you got in the agency?
00:28:58Yeah.
00:28:59I won't disappoint her.
00:29:03Okay.
00:29:03I'll help you.
00:29:05Is the evaluation
00:29:05getting your spot back?
00:29:07No.
00:29:07Absolutely not.
00:29:08End of discussion.
00:29:12But, no.
00:29:13No, absolutely not.
00:29:14End of discussion.
00:29:14You're not doing it.
00:29:15I can't let you
00:29:17risk your life.
00:29:18Okay.
00:29:19Well,
00:29:20besides me,
00:29:21who else is going to help you?
00:29:22The body's yours.
00:29:23The muscle memory's still there.
00:29:25And all the other stuff,
00:29:26I don't know,
00:29:26you can, like,
00:29:27teach you.
00:29:28You're the super-secret agent,
00:29:29right?
00:29:29I don't think you understand
00:29:30how dangerous
00:29:31this job is.
00:29:34Can't afford to lose you, too.
00:29:36Okay.
00:29:37All right.
00:29:38Come on.
00:29:39What?
00:29:40You're planning on
00:29:41doing your dirty work
00:29:41in my delicate little body forever?
00:29:43No.
00:29:44I'm not doing this for free.
00:29:45I want three favors from you.
00:29:47Non-negotiable.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:50Fine.
00:29:59What the hell just happened?
00:30:00Did she seriously
00:30:01just pat my head
00:30:02like I'm a puppy?
00:30:03Why?
00:30:04Why did that make me
00:30:05feel weirdly happy?
00:30:07All right.
00:30:07Get it together, Liam.
00:30:08It was just a kiss.
00:30:14Oh, God.
00:30:21What did I just do?
00:30:23Did I kiss him?
00:30:26Why the hell
00:30:26would I kiss him?
00:30:27Wait.
00:30:29Do I
00:30:30like him?
00:30:40Wow.
00:30:41You can actually cook.
00:30:43For a second,
00:30:44I was thinking
00:30:44you're promoting me
00:30:45to my future husband.
00:30:46Okay.
00:30:46Enough talking.
00:30:48Eat up.
00:30:48It's the last moment
00:30:49of happiness
00:30:49you'll have today.
00:30:57This is the whole plan.
00:31:00That's just the table
00:31:00of contents.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:02So just out of curiosity,
00:31:03is it too late
00:31:04to back out now?
00:31:1349?
00:31:1550?
00:31:17Okay.
00:31:17Keep going.
00:31:18Don't slow down.
00:31:20This plan isn't humane.
00:31:21That was just
00:31:22the warm-up.
00:31:23What?
00:31:26Oh,
00:31:27oh,
00:31:28oh,
00:31:29damn.
00:31:30My body's kind of hot.
00:31:34Hi.
00:31:35Oh,
00:31:35oh,
00:31:36oh,
00:31:37damn.
00:31:38My body's kind of hot.
00:31:39Okay.
00:31:40Answer yourself.
00:31:41That's enough for today.
00:31:43I'll make you a protein meal.
00:31:44Okay,
00:32:02relax.
00:32:03That's your own body.
00:32:06When we switch back,
00:32:07I am so writing a fantasy novel
00:32:08about this.
00:32:09Kissing myself.
00:32:10A memoir.
00:32:11Don't you dare.
00:32:12Don't flatter yourself
00:32:13if the main character's
00:32:14not going to be based on you.
00:32:14But that's even worse.
00:32:17Anyway,
00:32:18after lunch,
00:32:20I have something special
00:32:20to show you.
00:32:21Oh,
00:32:22let me guess.
00:32:23Rare jewelry?
00:32:25Ancient arms.
00:32:26Oh,
00:32:27I know.
00:32:27Limited edition hair vest?
00:32:35My babies.
00:32:36Impressive,
00:32:37right?
00:32:38These are what you call babies?
00:32:39God,
00:32:40I never should have trusted
00:32:41somebody who washes their face
00:32:42with bar soap.
00:32:42No,
00:32:44just pick one for him.
00:32:46No,
00:32:46you have to touch it yourself.
00:32:48You'll know which one's right.
00:32:51You're my wife now.
00:32:52I won't allow anything
00:32:53to compromise your safety.
00:32:55Well,
00:32:55technically,
00:32:56I'm your husband.
00:32:57Well then,
00:32:58pick a damn gun,
00:33:00dear husband.
00:33:07How about this one?
00:33:08not bad.
00:33:09It's an M200.
00:33:11Longest range sniper rifle on earth.
00:33:13But,
00:33:13it's bolt action.
00:33:15It's definitely not beginner friendly.
00:33:19Okay.
00:33:21This is fun.
00:33:25This one.
00:33:26Can I raise your weapon?
00:33:46Gun up.
00:33:52Tuck your elbow in.
00:33:52Are you listening?
00:33:59Are you even listening to me?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02Of course.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:06Lesson one.
00:34:07Observation.
00:34:09Choose any target you want.
00:34:11Open someone.
00:34:12Just...
00:34:14So...
00:34:15Wait.
00:34:20Oh my God.
00:34:21That's Tasha.
00:34:22Tasha,
00:34:23my bestie.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:25That is wild.
00:34:26What are the odds?
00:34:27Oh my God.
00:34:28I'm going to touch her later.
00:34:37Who's cheating bastards?
00:34:40I don't want to kill.
00:34:41No,
00:34:41you're terrible.
00:34:41Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:42Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:43Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:45Okay.
00:34:46Well,
00:34:47don't you look sexy.
00:34:52So,
00:34:52what happened with you and Blair?
00:34:54I want to talk about it.
00:34:56Some pretty boy showed up out of nowhere and stole her from me.
00:35:00What?
00:35:01And you just gave up?
00:35:02What?
00:35:03Do you know how hard I worked to introduce you to that cash route?
00:35:07Do you have any idea how difficult it is to find someone so rich and gullible?
00:35:12I'm just getting a little tired of following her around me like a lap dog.
00:35:19It's pathetic.
00:35:20Honey, honey, just stick with it a little longer.
00:35:26Do it for our baby.
00:35:27We need her money.
00:35:28I did everything for her.
00:35:36I did everything for her.
00:35:37I did everything for her.
00:35:41I did everything for her.
00:35:42I did everything.
00:35:44I did everything.
00:35:45When the mean girls bullied her at school, who confronted him?
00:35:47Me.
00:35:48And now she has the nerve to play dizzy face with me.
00:35:55Okay, you've been crying for three hours.
00:35:59If you're that upset, why didn't you just say something?
00:36:01I know.
00:36:02You know what?
00:36:03I should have.
00:36:05I should have.
00:36:06They're not going to get away with this.
00:36:10They used me for my money,
00:36:14and I'm not going to let somebody who could trade me get off crazy.
00:36:20And now she has the nerve to ask me out?
00:36:29Fine.
00:36:30Fine.
00:36:32You want to play?
00:36:34Let's play.
00:36:35Wait.
00:36:41I fully endorse you giving them a reality check,
00:36:44but I am terrible with fun.
00:36:46Well, and I suck at being a secret agent,
00:36:47but you still owe me two favors, remember?
00:36:49Wow.
00:36:50Okay.
00:36:50So you're resorting to your husband to do your dirty work?
00:36:53Let's go.
00:36:54To your husband.
00:36:55To your husband.
00:37:05Blair?
00:37:17I haven't been able to stop thinking about you
00:37:20since you left me at the engagement party.
00:37:22I get it.
00:37:22I messed up.
00:37:23And I'm sorry, okay?
00:37:26But I just, I can't imagine life without you.
00:37:29And, hey, I'm willing to forget the fact
00:37:34that you slept with other men
00:37:36if you just get back with me.
00:37:38This manipulative piece of trash.
00:37:43Bastard.
00:37:49You must be Blair's new guy.
00:37:51I'm Tasha.
00:37:52Her best friend.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:55You mean the kind of best friend
00:37:56who sleeps with her fiance?
00:37:59Oh, you mean the kind of best friend
00:38:00that sleeps with a friend's fiance?
00:38:02That's new.
00:38:04Don't be like that.
00:38:06You're kind of hot, you know?
00:38:08No wonder Blair chose to be with you.
00:38:13I have some self-respect.
00:38:15And for the record,
00:38:16I am not Blair's boyfriend.
00:38:17I'm her husband.
00:38:19What?
00:38:20Yeah.
00:38:21Already married?
00:38:23Well, can't say I'm surprised.
00:38:26Blair's gorgeous and rich, sure.
00:38:29But in case you don't know,
00:38:31she literally ran out of on her wedding.
00:38:33Such a spoiled brat.
00:38:35Okay, so then what's this?
00:38:36This little ambush thing today?
00:38:38Is that all part of your master plan
00:38:39to force her back with Ethan?
00:38:40What do you get out of all this?
00:38:41What do I get out of this?
00:38:43Oh, baby.
00:38:44Nothing makes me happier
00:38:45than seeing her miserable.
00:38:49Oh, my God.
00:38:50I'm grateful you're one girl to be.
00:38:53Absolutely shameless.
00:38:54I feel sorry for her boyfriend.
00:38:56For a guy.
00:38:58Blair, I just want to know
00:39:00what I did wrong.
00:39:01You leaving wrecked me,
00:39:03and I just wanted you to give us
00:39:05another chance.
00:39:06What, you're the one who's wrecked?
00:39:08God, what's next?
00:39:08You're going to say you have
00:39:09morning sickness because of me?
00:39:11Hey, you.
00:39:18Backstabbing bitch.
00:39:19You like sharing men so much?
00:39:21Keep your shared man to yourself.
00:39:26Are you insane?
00:39:28You, you're making things up!
00:39:30Oh, that's how it's going to go?
00:39:32All right.
00:39:34Everyone, airdrop's on.
00:39:36You bitch!
00:39:48You spied on me!
00:39:50Watch out!
00:39:52You cheated, you lied,
00:39:54and now you want to hit a woman?
00:39:55Nice job, Ethan.
00:39:57You are a disgrace to mankind.
00:39:59Oh, you're scared now?
00:40:00Five minutes ago,
00:40:01you were such a badass.
00:40:02If you ever show your face again,
00:40:03I will put you back in the dirt
00:40:05every single fucking time.
00:40:11Both of you are going to regret this.
00:40:14You better watch your backs.
00:40:16Please.
00:40:26Did you see his face?
00:40:28This is so exciting.
00:40:30Wait, how did you get this finished?
00:40:32Oh, please.
00:40:32In my line of work,
00:40:34I pick up a few hacking skills.
00:40:37Hmm.
00:40:38I don't think so.
00:40:43Whatever.
00:40:47Damn it!
00:40:48Nobody makes a fool out of me.
00:40:51It's time to activate our little problem solver.
00:40:54I'm going to destroy Blair Woods' complete land.
00:41:04Oh, shit.
00:41:07Can you hear me of this?
00:41:15Hello?
00:41:16Miss Woods,
00:41:17you need to get back to the office right now.
00:41:19Something's gone down.
00:41:20Okay.
00:41:27Bye.
00:41:28Jesus, come on.
00:41:36Thank God you're here.
00:41:38We've got a problem.
00:41:39Hey, besties.
00:41:41Today, we're confronting this Woods company face-to-face.
00:41:45Let's get justice.
00:41:46What exactly are you accusing us of?
00:41:50This.
00:41:51This is what your cream did to my face.
00:41:54What?
00:41:55That is impossible.
00:41:56Our face creams are made with all natural products.
00:41:58There's no additives,
00:41:59and we've never had a reaction to this ever.
00:42:01You're all saying this, right?
00:42:03Thousands of you are watching.
00:42:04Don't let them dislike me.
00:42:06Fine.
00:42:07If you claim this product did that,
00:42:09I'll test it right now.
00:42:11And if there's a reaction,
00:42:13I'll double your compensation.
00:42:14Oh, yeah.
00:42:16Go on.
00:42:17Enjoy this specially enhanced cream, honey.
00:42:27Let me guess.
00:42:29You were hoping I'd slather this sulfuric acid-laced cream on my face and burn it off?
00:42:33How the hell does she know?
00:42:36Run this to the lab compared to stock samples.
00:42:39I want results in an hour.
00:42:40What?
00:42:41No.
00:42:41I would never do something like this.
00:42:43Do you know how important a face is to an influencer?
00:42:47I would never risk my own face just to frame you.
00:42:52Wait.
00:42:54Wait.
00:42:54You dare question my wife's reputation?
00:43:05Nice sign.
00:43:06That face rash is makeup.
00:43:08Are you serious?
00:43:09Is this?
00:43:11Attempted assault, defamation, fraud.
00:43:14Congratulations.
00:43:15Your career as an influencer is over.
00:43:17Security.
00:43:17Security.
00:43:18No, no, no.
00:43:19I'm so sorry.
00:43:20I didn't mean to.
00:43:21It wasn't a mistake.
00:43:22No.
00:43:22Let go of me.
00:43:23Let me go.
00:43:24Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:25Come on.
00:43:26No.
00:43:26No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:27No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:28No.
00:43:35I'll admit, you were surprisingly useful.
00:43:37I know, but something's bugging me.
00:43:41How'd she get in here?
00:43:42No clearance, no invite.
00:43:44It's weird, right?
00:43:46You might want to check for a mole within your company.
00:43:52You cleaned that thing like a hundred times today.
00:43:55Are you still thinking about the mole?
00:43:57Someone let that liar waltz into your office?
00:44:00That is not a rookie move.
00:44:01I bet your ex-fiancee Ethan's behind it.
00:44:07You got proof?
00:44:10Both of you are going to regret this.
00:44:12You better watch your backs.
00:44:14I call it a secret agent's hunch.
00:44:21One day, I'm going to blow his brains out.
00:44:25We're agents, not assassins.
00:44:28Quit pouting.
00:44:29Grab your jacket.
00:44:30We're going out.
00:44:39This place is nice.
00:44:40No, you're not here to party.
00:44:42Secret agent's HQ.
00:44:49You see that bartender over there?
00:44:51He's going to take you to Marion.
00:44:53She hands out the assignments.
00:44:55Wait, you're not coming with me?
00:44:56Well, the agency doesn't exactly welcome strangers, so...
00:44:59You'll have to go alone.
00:45:02And, just a heads up, Marion's a little obsessed with me.
00:45:09Of course she is.
00:45:11You really need a broken heart everywhere, huh?
00:45:13Relax.
00:45:14I've never even touched her.
00:45:16You're so messy.
00:45:17You're so messy.
00:45:20Messy.
00:45:20Hey, Brady.
00:45:43You alone?
00:45:43I'm going to get you a drink.
00:45:48Hey, where you going, sweetheart?
00:45:50Let's have a little fun.
00:45:52Fuck off.
00:45:54Come on.
00:45:55Just relax a little bit.
00:45:56It's all right, aren't you?
00:45:58Oh, now you...
00:45:59You're so messy.
00:46:00You're so messy.
00:46:01Come on.
00:46:01You're so messy.
00:46:02You're so messy.
00:46:03Do you want to play rough, you little bitch?
00:46:06Okay, look.
00:46:18You have been on me ever since I walked in tonight.
00:46:21I mean, I...
00:46:21I'm here on a mission, not whatever this is.
00:46:23And I'm giving you one.
00:46:26After we handle more pressing matters.
00:46:30You've got all night, baby.
00:46:33Nothing going on with her, huh?
00:46:35Men are full of shit.
00:46:37Sorry, baby.
00:46:39Not tonight.
00:46:41Let me guess.
00:46:43This is about her.
00:46:44What?
00:46:48Are you serious?
00:46:50You've turned me down for months.
00:46:53And you're ready to break protocol for that girl?
00:46:56Excuse me.
00:46:57That is not that girl.
00:46:58That is my wife.
00:46:59You gave her this?
00:47:00Yeah.
00:47:01The elite agent, Ray.
00:47:02Obviously.
00:47:04She's a nobody.
00:47:08She's a nobody.
00:47:09Okay, well, I'm going to share whatever I have with my partner, so...
00:47:16An agent dreaming of love like some civilian?
00:47:21You're so childish.
00:47:26Wake up.
00:47:27This mission comes straight from the chief.
00:47:29There is no room for mistakes.
00:47:33Right.
00:47:34Well, save your concern.
00:47:35Chief, are you sure Nighthawk is the right choice for this mission?
00:47:50Of course.
00:47:51He's married, Blair.
00:47:53It could compromise everything.
00:47:54Even better.
00:48:01That's exactly what I hoped for.
00:48:04Let's see if my little bird stays loyal.
00:48:08Or breaks.
00:48:08You little bitch.
00:48:14You want to play rough?
00:48:15You're asking for it.
00:48:16Yeah, well, let me show you what a real man's capable of.
00:48:19You filthy whore.
00:48:26Nighthawk?
00:48:26Wait.
00:48:28Who's Nighthawk?
00:48:29Nighthawk?
00:48:29It's you.
00:48:30Thank God.
00:48:31Are you deaf?
00:48:32She said no.
00:48:33Listen, Nighthawk, please.
00:48:34I didn't know...
00:48:34I didn't know she was your girl.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37You know what?
00:48:37You're lucky.
00:48:39Get lost.
00:48:40Pray that we don't meet again, bitch.
00:48:50Are you okay?
00:49:00I'm sorry I didn't get there sooner.
00:49:04It's not your fault.
00:49:07I just haven't felt that helpless in so long.
00:49:10It's like I was right back in my childhood.
00:49:13Just trying to survive.
00:49:19Don't worry.
00:49:23From now on, I'll protect you.
00:49:40Okay, careful.
00:49:41If you keep looking at me like that, I think you actually like me.
00:49:44What?
00:49:45Oh, what?
00:49:47No, I, you, you're in my body.
00:49:50I'm just protecting my property.
00:49:52Plus, you're the one with secret admirers crawling all over you.
00:49:55No, Marion doesn't count.
00:49:57There's nothing between us.
00:49:59I've never had the luxury of a normal relationship because of my job.
00:50:05I mean, we, technically, we're already married, so you could quit your job and work for my company.
00:50:14I'll take care of you.
00:50:15Okay.
00:50:15It's not my way of living.
00:50:18Besides, for my wife, I should be the one supporting you.
00:50:23But who, who said that I agreed to be your wife?
00:50:25Have you thought about what we'll do?
00:50:31We're stuck in these bodies forever.
00:50:34Uh, yeah, I mean, not ideal.
00:50:39But, um, I don't know, I can get used to it.
00:50:44I just have to learn how to pee standing up.
00:50:49Well, with you around, it might not be so bad.
00:50:55Um, and then I'll just study really hard at being good at sex as a man.
00:51:01Okay, um, no, we're going to switch back.
00:51:04It's fine.
00:51:04I'll figure it out.
00:51:05Oh, you're not interested in that?
00:51:09Oh, my God.
00:51:10I will never understand men and their weird pride.
00:51:12Okay, shut up.
00:51:15Um, let's get back to business, find out who our next target is.
00:51:22Wait, our target's an international spy?
00:51:25Oh, wait, that's me.
00:51:28No, come on, I'm, I am not an international spy.
00:51:31This is a mistake.
00:51:33That's a mistake.
00:51:35No.
00:51:36You know, no, I've heard rumors at the agency.
00:51:39They call it the X-Files.
00:51:41It's, uh, fake missions to cover up dirty work for billionaires.
00:51:46You sure you didn't piss off the wrong person?
00:51:48Ethan, son of a bitch.
00:51:54Okay.
00:52:05Okay.
00:52:07Uh, hack the system and trace the payments.
00:52:11It's definitely, Ethan.
00:52:12Fine.
00:52:15He wants to play dirty?
00:52:17I'll play dirty.
00:52:19What's your plan?
00:52:20So you know that company that's under his name?
00:52:23Yeah, that was a birthday gift from me.
00:52:25Back when I was stupid.
00:52:27And I'm gonna take it back.
00:52:31Done.
00:52:32Well, there'll be enough evidence to sink in.
00:52:34Bastard.
00:52:38Looks like your email's working.
00:52:40Hmm?
00:52:41Tomorrow's headlines just found their next star.
00:52:44Nice.
00:52:47Your scandal is everywhere, Ethan.
00:52:49Everyone knows you cheated on the woods, Paris.
00:52:52Our company's talk is crashing because of this.
00:52:55So you better give us an answer by today.
00:52:58What the hell is PR doing then?
00:53:00Get those headlines scrubbed.
00:53:02Now!
00:53:03Let's be real.
00:53:05Our PR team is a joke compared to what Wood's family's got.
00:53:09Do the right thing, Ethan.
00:53:11Step down now.
00:53:12Or I'll make sure the board votes you out.
00:53:15Step down?
00:53:17Step down?
00:53:18I am the chairman of this company.
00:53:20You cannot remove me from it.
00:53:22Are you sure about that?
00:53:24Blair, you've got a lot of nerves showing up to my company.
00:53:30Is this your company?
00:53:31Security?
00:53:32Security?
00:53:33What do you want me to do?
00:53:35Remove them.
00:53:36Are you deaf?
00:53:37Remove them!
00:53:38Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:40We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:42We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:43What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:47Sorry, Ethan.
00:53:48We're actually not here to chat.
00:53:50We're here to be your new bosses.
00:53:51What the hell are you talking about?
00:53:52Okay, well, let's go through the fine print, shall we?
00:53:55Blair Woods now owns 51% of the company, making her the majority shareholder.
00:54:07And as such, the chairwoman has complete hiring and firing authority.
00:54:12Ethan Grayson, Tasha Blake, you are fired.
00:54:17No, no, no, no.
00:54:20You see, I built this company from nothing.
00:54:23You cannot just take it from me.
00:54:25Buddy, take a long hard looking man if you even have one.
00:54:29This company, my wife built it and she gave it to you and now she's taking it back.
00:54:34So, you got a problem?
00:54:35Oh, and one more thing, we know about the little influencer.
00:54:38We've already filed a suit for credit to the competition, so get ready to be served.
00:54:43Girls like you would never understand.
00:54:45I worked my ass off to get here and you think you can just stroll in and take it?
00:54:50Can't I have one damn thing without you stealing it, too?
00:55:05Somebody call an ambulance.
00:55:11I think we're the same thing to do.
00:55:13As long as you're safe.
00:55:24Raven, I want the best version you have here in 20 minutes.
00:55:27I don't care if you have to drive me more in chains.
00:55:29If he dies, I will make sure that you go down with him.
00:55:41Ten years retired.
00:55:43I didn't expect to be pulled out of bed for your gunpoint and choppered here tonight.
00:55:48Desperate times, Doctor.
00:55:50Lucky you acted fast.
00:55:52Ten minutes later, he'd be gone.
00:55:55Come on, Doc.
00:55:57Let's do this.
00:55:57You love brings some privacy.
00:55:59Why did you take the hit from me?
00:56:15I mean, what if you died?
00:56:17What the hell would I do then?
00:56:18It hurts, doesn't it?
00:56:31If I could take the pain for you.
00:56:33I mean, what if I could take the pain for you?
00:56:35I mean, what if I could take the pain for you?
00:56:51I like the pain for you.
00:56:53No way, we switched back, no way, we switched back, Liam, Liam, wake up, we're back, we switched
00:57:19back. Wait, I haven't brushed my teeth or anything. I don't fucking care, I waited too long. It's
00:57:41gone, everything's gone, you have to help me. Pathetic, you've got some nerve calling me.
00:57:47Gloria, you're the one who gave the order, this is on you. So, if you don't want your
00:57:53little secret going in public, I suggest you help me. Fine, one last shot. I want Blair
00:57:59out of the picture, this time for good.
00:58:02How are you feeling? Do you want something? What, do you need something?
00:58:17Didn't she say olden hands helps with pain?
00:58:20Didn't you say that was fake news?
00:58:21Yeah, well, I did some research. It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually
00:58:26works.
00:58:29Yeah, well, I did some research. It turns out, uh, if it's somebody you love, it actually
00:58:34works.
00:58:38Okay, well, since you're so into me, um, I guess you can stay my husband for a little longer.
00:58:49You know, I never thought that I'd fall in love with somebody who can. I mean, this whole
00:59:01body switch nonsense happened, but sometimes I always switch back. I guess prayers really
00:59:10do work.
00:59:16Um, I'm gonna get some water.
00:59:18Wow. The infamously cold-blooded agent taking a knife for a woman. It's romantic enough
00:59:33to make me cry.
00:59:36Almost.
00:59:37Can you not?
00:59:39What do you want?
00:59:40Does it ever occur to you what's going to happen when your cover gets blown? You get one life,
00:59:44Lee, Emma. How many times are you gonna throw it in front of hers? He's right. As long as
00:59:50she's with me, she'll always be in danger. God, what the hell do I do?
01:00:04You know, I do have to break up this little soap opera, but you do realize that there is
01:00:07a third wheel here, right?
01:00:09Um, okay, I'm gonna just go. You guys talk.
01:00:18What? Spit it out?
01:00:22Just a heads up, Lee Ann. You blew up the mission. You pissed off the client. Glory's not exactly
01:00:27pleased with you. I'm just saying, watch your back.
01:00:33Understood. But no one's touching Blair. Not now, not ever.
01:00:49All this fuss. For a girl.
01:00:54You know what's funny? You raise a little bird long enough, they start to think that they
01:00:58can fly. All on their own. I'm sorry, man. Save it. Go take your punishment.
01:01:11This Blair Woods has to die.
01:01:15Hey, Queen. What are you doing tonight? Want to have some fun? Okay, cool.
01:01:31Liam, we should go dancing tonight. We can finally relax a bit.
01:01:35I'm not going.
01:01:38Figures. Guess you only stuck around because of the body swap.
01:01:41Real husband material, huh?
01:01:46We should probably finalize the divorce.
01:01:51What are you talking about?
01:01:53That was the deal, right?
01:01:56Once we switch back, we call it.
01:02:01Fine.
01:02:04It's not like I'm desperate to stay married to you anyways.
01:02:08Cheers.
01:02:20Cheers.
01:02:22You've been married for how long now?
01:02:24And we've never even seen your husband.
01:02:26Come on.
01:02:28Bring him out tonight.
01:02:30No, it's like a fake marriage.
01:02:32We're going to get divorced soon.
01:02:34Yeah, but you still like him, though.
01:02:35I mean, I...
01:02:39Then go for it.
01:02:41Playing it safe is never your style.
01:02:46Wait, no, girl.
01:02:47You are wasted.
01:02:49I'm calling a cab.
01:02:50No.
01:02:51No, come on.
01:02:52I never get to have fun anymore.
01:02:54Please, you can go out whenever you want.
01:02:57It's not like your husband's going to stop you.
01:02:59You don't have to say it like that.
01:03:01Oh, my God.
01:03:05Who is this hottie?
01:03:22Oh, my God.
01:03:23Who is that hottie?
01:03:25How much have you had to drink, huh?
01:03:28Blair?
01:03:29Who's this?
01:03:30I'm her husband.
01:03:32Nice to meet you.
01:03:34Damn, Blair.
01:03:35Where did you find him?
01:03:36He looks like he walked off a CQ cover.
01:03:39Yeah, I literally bumped into him on the street.
01:03:43Seriously?
01:03:44Damn, girl.
01:03:45You are so lucky.
01:03:46What does he do?
01:03:48Um, he's...
01:03:51A model.
01:03:51Yeah, he's a model.
01:03:54I knew it!
01:03:55Come on, show us some photos.
01:03:58No, no, another time, I promise.
01:04:00But tonight, I'm going to steal my wife away from me
01:04:02because she's a little drunk.
01:04:03What?
01:04:03No.
01:04:05Bye, Blair.
01:04:07I'm back soon.
01:04:12Jeez, okay, slow down.
01:04:15No, you're going too fast.
01:04:17You really are a lightweight, huh?
01:04:18Yeah, ma.
01:04:19Thanks, though.
01:04:23Thanks for what?
01:04:24For picking you up.
01:04:26Even though you ignored my calls, asshole.
01:04:29Well, I want more than just a thanks.
01:04:35Okay.
01:04:37Just breathe.
01:04:39Here.
01:04:40I'm going to put you right here.
01:04:43Cool.
01:04:46You okay?
01:04:47Thanks.
01:04:49I'm going to grab you some water.
01:04:52Wait here.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:52Ew.
01:04:54Ew.
01:05:08Leanne?
01:05:09What the hell?
01:05:10If you scream, I'll kill you.
01:05:21Blair!
01:05:24Blair!
01:05:28Shh.
01:05:33Shh.
01:05:33Shh.
01:05:33Shh.
01:05:33Shh.
01:05:37Shh.
01:05:38Shh.
01:05:38Shh.
01:05:38Shh.
01:05:40well well i caught the esteemed ceo blair woods where's your knight in shining armor huh
01:05:56i wouldn't get so cocky that look i hate that look it makes me feel like i'm an insect who
01:06:07are you to look down on me well you are just a parasite living off of a mental success so
01:06:13why would i respect you cute very cute keep running your mouth blair you're not getting out
01:06:21of here tonight you know the thought that i ever dated you makes me want to throw up
01:06:28nice well you want to know something fun blair do you i don't even want you dead
01:06:36someone else does you made enemies babe big ones
01:06:41raven i need you to get me blair's location use every connection you have no screw-ups
01:06:49but if you transfer all of your shares into my account i might just tell you who actually
01:06:58want you dead in your dreams loser you are one ungrateful bitch
01:07:07a jam perfect a damn you got lucky probably not twice in a row
01:07:19hey blair
01:07:29are you okay
01:07:38you keep saving me if you're just gonna push me away
01:07:40you're just gonna push me away
01:07:50i was scared scared that you'd get hurt because of me
01:07:54but i'm done pushing you away blair
01:07:57i'm not gonna let you go again
01:07:59how the hell did you find us
01:08:04my turn
01:08:14who sent you
01:08:20you were in way over your head
01:08:24ah fine
01:08:30i'll tell you
01:08:32i'll tell you
01:08:34it was the agency
01:08:36you know
01:08:38the ones that the legendary night hawk works for
01:08:41and you guys pissed off the wrong viewers
01:08:44what
01:08:45stay behind me
01:08:55nice liam
01:09:06still sharp
01:09:07just as i trained you
01:09:09couldn't even get the job done
01:09:19still the nerve to run his mouth
01:09:21pathetic
01:09:23oh
01:09:24glory
01:09:25long time to see blair
01:09:28you're looking more than her like your father all the time
01:09:34trust me
01:09:35that is not a compliment
01:09:37my father
01:09:41didn't anyone tell you
01:09:43i'm gloria
01:09:44liam's loving foster mom
01:09:46and your
01:09:48dear sweet aunt
01:09:50hey gloria
01:09:54what are you talking about
01:09:57of course your grandmother never mentioned me
01:10:01she only ever had eyes for her
01:10:03precious son
01:10:05but don't worry
01:10:06i killed your father
01:10:07i just think i'm gonna kill you
01:10:10and then little old witch is next
01:10:12you mean that my father's death wasn't your accident
01:10:17no
01:10:18no
01:10:18he got in my way
01:10:22you all did
01:10:23the woods family fortune
01:10:25should have been mine
01:10:27and you liam
01:10:31time to come home good boy
01:10:35so you're choosing her
01:10:48over me
01:10:49i'm not gonna let anyone hurt her
01:10:52not even you
01:10:54fine
01:10:56then you will die with her
01:10:58what's happening
01:11:19poison gas
01:11:21and lay down and die quietly
01:11:23and lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:24what's happening
01:11:27poison gas
01:11:28and lay down and die quietly won't you
01:11:31you're breathing the same night that we are
01:11:33and you're still standing
01:11:34that means there must be an antidote
01:11:37clever
01:11:39must be that rotten wood family blood
01:11:42but knowing this won't save you
01:11:44i and i alone have the antidote
01:11:47you really are my finest creation
01:11:55was everything i did never enough for you
01:11:57i don't care
01:11:59i'm never wanted it was mine
01:12:01and it will crash anywhere
01:12:03and it gets in my way
01:12:04well i'm not your weapon
01:12:06and if you try to hurt her
01:12:07i'm gonna fight you with everything you got
01:12:09even after everything that you did
01:12:30grandma still left half of her estate
01:12:33to you
01:12:34she never stopped loving you
01:12:36you don't deserve any of it
01:12:38you don't deserve a damn thing
01:12:40why
01:12:42after we finish him
01:12:44you're next
01:12:46once i finish him
01:12:49you're next
01:12:50glory woods
01:12:55drop the weapon and surrender
01:12:57hands up in the air
01:12:59turn around slowly
01:13:00don't reach for anything
01:13:02drop the weapon now
01:13:04hands on top of your head
01:13:07stop moving
01:13:09don't resist lady
01:13:11turn around
01:13:11she's reaching herself
01:13:12okay
01:13:13stay back
01:13:14when we stop
01:13:16i swear i will kill them both
01:13:18glory
01:13:19stop
01:13:20your brother
01:13:22he died trying to save you
01:13:24you think he abandoned you
01:13:27gloria no
01:13:28he paid off that scumbag boyfriend of yours
01:13:31ten million dollars just to keep you safe
01:13:34he pushed you away
01:13:37just to protect you
01:13:39and
01:13:40even when you were gone
01:13:42he watched over you
01:13:44until the day he died
01:13:46you're lying
01:13:49you're just saying this
01:13:51you're trying to save her
01:13:51i'm not falling for it
01:13:55enough
01:13:56this ends here
01:14:03you're under arrest
01:14:06put your hands behind you
01:14:07no
01:14:07no get off of me
01:14:08stop it
01:14:09who are you
01:14:10get the hell off of me
01:14:11do you
01:14:13get the hell off of me
01:14:15you okay
01:14:15former intelligence operative gloria woods
01:14:29arrested for conspiracy and kidnapping
01:14:31source confirmed she is the second daughter of the prominent woods family
01:14:36hey
01:14:37how did you find her
01:14:41you're good people
01:14:42don't let raven slacker vibe fool you
01:14:46like i'm just tracking his top tier
01:14:48didn't gloria use you for years
01:14:53aren't you angry
01:14:55i was
01:14:59but um
01:15:01i don't know
01:15:03now i just
01:15:04because i'm done
01:15:06caring
01:15:07from now on
01:15:12i'll be by your side
01:15:13wow
01:15:20beautiful
01:15:22okay just eat it
01:15:24i made it with love
01:15:25okay so uh
01:15:27forks are actually kind of a challenge to me right now
01:15:30oh
01:15:32okay so
01:15:33what i'm hearing is
01:15:35you want me to feed you
01:15:36okay
01:15:39you know what i want more than pasta
01:15:44okay what
01:15:46you
01:15:47blaire wins
01:16:01will you marry me
01:16:04again
01:16:06but for real to say
01:16:09yeah
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