00:00To be continued...
00:08Hello there, boys and girls.
00:10I'd like you to meet my good friend, Joe.
00:12I'm a motherfucking stallion.
00:14If you are sensitive to bad words...
00:16Bitch! Shit! Motherfucker!
00:18You may want to turn to more wholesome programming,
00:21but you won't laugh as hard.
00:23Now sit back, relax, and please brace yourselves.
00:28And get in the motherfucking car!
00:30Grandpa!
00:31What?
00:32You can't say that!
00:34This college road trip, this is a bad idea.
00:36Oh, shit!
00:37There was a chipmunk in the road!
00:38Run over that motherfucker!
00:39You want him to have some balance?
00:41Let Joe get balance.
00:42Y'all ain't welcome in here.
00:43All I want is a beer and some pussy.
00:45Alabama Brawl, bitches!
00:48Sit back, relax, and learn some shit.
00:54Ow!
00:55You were getting more pussy.
00:58Let her go.
00:59I promise you there's some better pussy out there.
01:00Fresh pussy.
01:01Not you's pussy with 500,000 miles on her.
01:03It ain't got that many miles.
01:04Okay, 78,000 miles.
01:06Fuck you!
01:25Not everyone else.
01:26I have a bad idea.
01:27I'm going to carry something on.
01:28I'm going to get Twitter.
01:29You're gonna be nervous, man.
01:30You're gonna be nervous, man.
01:32I love it.
01:33I'm terrible now.
01:34I'm sorry.
01:35I'm tired.
01:36I'm so sorry for my breath.
01:37I was able to figure out how to do this.
01:38I'm fine.
01:39You're a bad idea.
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41It's too hard.
01:42You're a bad idea.
01:43I'm a bad idea.
01:44You're a bad idea.
01:45I'm a bad idea.
01:46I was mad at this.
01:48You're all the things that you can't cling on.
01:50I'm not mad.
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