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Oops I Married My Bestie's Brother #FULL MOVIE
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00:00:00Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:22That's crazy!
00:00:24Cheers!
00:00:30Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:54Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! Hi! I miss you!
00:00:59I miss you.
00:01:01Yes.
00:01:02Okay, seatbelt.
00:01:03Buckle up.
00:01:04Buckle up.
00:01:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:13And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:17Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't.
00:01:22But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:29Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:42Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:02I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:04You are my...
00:02:04Hey, look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it?
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12It is very modest, though.
00:02:15Sorry in advance.
00:02:17Oh, here we are.
00:02:18I'm going to puke.
00:02:19Oh, window.
00:02:21Window.
00:02:21Window.
00:02:21This is modest.
00:02:36Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:44Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:56Go.
00:02:57Now.
00:02:57Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:15Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:21Oh, it's life.
00:03:23Hmm?
00:03:24Shall we?
00:03:25Sure, yeah, sure.
00:03:27Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:34Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:52Come to Pierce's show tonight, and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:59I know, girl.
00:04:00I'm speechless, too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:09Because.
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:24Who?
00:04:25Who is he?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Show me.
00:04:29Show me to me.
00:04:30Please, Elle.
00:04:32Holy.
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:35Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:45I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:48I'm sorry.
00:04:49Wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:56Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:02The biggest.
00:05:04And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:12Take it!
00:05:13Oh, God.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:26And spare no expense!
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well.
00:05:39How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:45Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:56Take this one.
00:05:59What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L for Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well.
00:06:11I am going to go get a facial, and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you.
00:06:22Love you.
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:32So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:34As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:53I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:06Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:14Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:21You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:36How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:04Night one one.
00:08:05What's your emergency?
00:08:06Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got...
00:08:11I have a stalker.
00:08:12And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry.
00:08:17Quick.
00:08:17Quick.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:21Help.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:41Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:47Oh my God, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What?
00:08:52Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:53Calm down.
00:08:54Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:08:59Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:10I am her brother's manager.
00:09:16You.
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:25Yes, for like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:32So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good.
00:09:42Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm disarming.
00:09:46Okay, can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay, we're both living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yep, yep.
00:09:56And I clearly made a mistake.
00:09:59So I'm gonna...
00:10:02LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:11LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:15Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18No, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:24What?
00:10:28Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:29We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:51I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:57Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha, ha.
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:14It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:22Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight, right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:12:00Reasons?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:02For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11and sometimes it's like it's hard for me to trust people why are you laughing
00:12:21nothing because because you live here and I live here and we got married last night
00:12:30is this like are you having like a mental breakdown
00:12:36no no my life is this is such a shit show all of my friends all of them they all they took years
00:12:45to pick their perfect partner and here I am married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas
00:12:54on a whim that's oh who who insists that I call him Mr. C like he's some sort of James Bond villain
00:13:04or something that's great this is just not where I thought my life would be at this point
00:13:10I think I'm gonna throw up
00:13:13okay you do it I have like a bad gag reflex like you doing it it's gonna make
00:13:19okay stop stop stop stop stop just breathe breathe okay are you good
00:13:25Mr. C whatever your name is
00:13:33we need to get a divorce
00:13:36we need to get a divorce
00:13:42clearly I don't know what I was doing my friends they're they're all getting married
00:13:47they're all having kids and I'm not and that's fine but I don't know what I was thinking
00:13:51I do I know a part of you felt the same thing I did
00:13:55okay so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight
00:14:00just a couple and just a few but it's not funny
00:14:03so I know though for a fact that you are the one for me
00:14:11oh yeah how do you for a fact how
00:14:14because you make me feel
00:14:19so here's what we're gonna do I am gonna go pack my things I'm gonna go pack my things and then I'm gonna get a lawyer and then he's gonna
00:14:37okay oh my god can you just let me talk for two minutes no I don't want to
00:14:41because I want to get this taking care of my own I think we're what are you doing
00:14:45you don't stop talking stop let me go
00:14:47now put me down oh my god
00:14:49oh are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this
00:14:58if I was trying to seduce you you would know
00:15:01come here
00:15:05all right what am I looking at
00:15:11okay five years ago there's nothing just dirt
00:15:15just basements dug into the side of the hill
00:15:19nothing but exposed rhubarb and trenches
00:15:22so am I the dirt or the rebar in this
00:15:28metaphor
00:15:29you're neither
00:15:30my point is that sometimes things take time
00:15:34and the right circumstances but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to
00:15:40be really great
00:15:41okay
00:15:42El
00:15:43I'm a rational man the fact that you and I are living here in LA where there's like
00:15:5010 million people I mean that that doesn't just happen the odds of that are crazy
00:15:55yeah they are but so is marrying someone you've known for three hours
00:16:03how am I supposed to tell my friends that
00:16:07maybe you don't have to
00:16:10okay
00:16:11what are you proposing
00:16:1430 days
00:16:16we give it a shot
00:16:17okay we don't tell anybody
00:16:19and and and if it doesn't work
00:16:21we just go our separate ways
00:16:23what do you say
00:16:24for like a 30 day trial
00:16:34I'm a business man aren't I
00:16:36yeah you are
00:16:38you are
00:16:39but this isn't some subscription service this is real life with real consequences
00:16:45higher stakes
00:16:47like getting her feelings hurt
00:16:50I mean if that's what you're worried about El I mean that's life
00:17:09all of our friends are married El you are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there
00:17:1330 days
00:17:20and if it doesn't work we go our separate ways
00:17:23neither of us say anything to anyone got it
00:17:28I accept your terms
00:17:30but I have terms of my own
00:17:34I have terms of my own
00:17:39of course you do
00:17:41okay
00:17:42term number one
00:17:43we sleep in the same bed
00:17:44not to start
00:17:46but that is not a weird ask
00:17:48most married couples sleep in the same bed
00:17:49we're not in the medieval
00:17:51Hans I'm sorry do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:55yeah do you not?
00:17:57weird
00:17:58okay
00:17:59no
00:18:00term number two
00:18:01one night a week
00:18:02date night
00:18:04oh
00:18:05okay
00:18:06starting tomorrow I see
00:18:087pm okay
00:18:09if you're buying
00:18:11term number three
00:18:13hmm
00:18:14we're gonna give this a real shot
00:18:16we should be intimate
00:18:17excuse me?
00:18:18how else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:20wow
00:18:21um
00:18:22have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:24no
00:18:25never had one
00:18:27what?
00:18:28never had one
00:18:32no time
00:18:33or interest
00:18:34I mean
00:18:35till now
00:18:36okay
00:18:37great
00:18:38awesome
00:18:39I'm your first pancake
00:18:40that's awesome
00:18:41we're doomed
00:18:42damn
00:18:43those are my terms
00:18:44one night of intimacy per week
00:18:45take it or leave it
00:18:46take it or leave it
00:18:47you're playing hardball now
00:18:48mister business
00:18:49my answer?
00:18:51no
00:18:53we're gonna go slow
00:18:55snail pace
00:18:56tortoise pace
00:18:57no no no
00:18:58fossil pace
00:19:00slow
00:19:01what was that?
00:19:03i don't know
00:19:04you just
00:19:05you get kinda cute when you're all flustered
00:19:09What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:23You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two gate nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:08I won't screw this up.
00:20:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:30Oh, I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:52I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:54Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:04No.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah, because you need to sleep.
00:21:12You need to sleep.
00:21:13You need to sleep.
00:21:14I'm a photographer.
00:21:14I don't even get up to noon.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:54Woo!
00:21:55Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No! No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:08What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No!
00:22:14Fine.
00:22:20Totally.
00:22:21No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:25One night a week.
00:22:31Date night. 7pm, okay?
00:22:55No!
00:22:56Last night.
00:22:57See you again.
00:23:01That's why we do that in a week.
00:23:06This is not a temporary move.
00:23:07I'm not going to be so happy.
00:23:09I'm not going to delay, but I'm not going to delay.
00:23:11I don't know.
00:23:41Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet of all times?
00:24:09Good morning to you, too.
00:24:12And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:16me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever.
00:24:18I'm about to head out.
00:24:19I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:26What?
00:24:27What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing.
00:24:33What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:37I actually, I don't know, it's my first time going.
00:24:41Why are you jealous?
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43Go for it.
00:24:44Have a zen time.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me.
00:24:59Hmm.
00:25:00Take her or leave it.
00:25:01Trust me.
00:25:02I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:07Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:13God, he's boring.
00:25:27So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated, but stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:36Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56So true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great.
00:26:01Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:02What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:04So?
00:26:05Hmm.
00:26:06What's he really like?
00:26:07If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:10Yeah, yeah.
00:26:11I mean, he's...
00:26:12Complicated.
00:26:13He's smart.
00:26:14And intense.
00:26:15He works...
00:26:16A lot.
00:26:17I don't know.
00:26:18He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:19Of course he was.
00:26:20Ah?
00:26:21You were drunk.
00:26:22He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:25I don't know.
00:26:26He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:27Of course he was.
00:26:28Ah?
00:26:29You were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:34Ugh.
00:26:35God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:37Funny.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:39You okay?
00:26:40Yeah.
00:26:41Yeah?
00:26:42Yeah.
00:26:43I'm gonna go.
00:26:44Oh.
00:26:45I'm gonna go get some idea.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47Do you want me to come with you?
00:26:48I'm okay.
00:26:49I'm just gonna go like...
00:26:50Be one.
00:26:51Be one with nature.
00:26:52Yes.
00:26:53Yes.
00:26:54Yes.
00:26:55Or...
00:26:56I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:26:57TBD.
00:26:58Okay.
00:26:59Cool.
00:27:00Yeah.
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:02I'm just gonna go like...
00:27:03Be one with nature.
00:27:04Yes.
00:27:05Yes.
00:27:06Or...
00:27:07I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:08TBD.
00:27:09Okay.
00:27:10Cool.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38Hi.
00:27:39There's like, um...
00:27:41Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah.
00:27:47A healthy dose.
00:27:50Oh.
00:27:51Shh.
00:27:52Be well, ether sisters.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no.
00:28:09I have to go...
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:27Oh, hi.
00:28:28Um...
00:28:29Thank you for driving me.
00:28:31Do I owe you anything, or...?
00:28:34Oliver?
00:28:35I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:37Oliver?
00:28:38Oh.
00:28:39Oh, he saved me.
00:28:42My angel.
00:28:43Oh, my...
00:28:45Oh, my...
00:28:46Oh.
00:28:48Oh, my angel.
00:28:49What ever did I happen...
00:28:56Oliver?
00:28:57Hi, Mama 서�.
00:28:58Not yet.
00:28:59How about...
00:29:02Oliver?
00:29:04were he little...
00:29:05Oliver?
00:29:08Hey, Big Boi.
00:29:09You love...
00:29:13I love -"
00:29:15Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:21My beautiful love.
00:29:24Are you high?
00:29:27Wow.
00:29:28This is just so crazy because earlier her face was turning into yours.
00:29:34And now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:37And it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:43God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:46Chocolate, baby.
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:52Stop.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh, my God.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, no, no, wait.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:30:00It's fine.
00:30:00It's a little vase.
00:30:02Everything's fine.
00:30:03No.
00:30:04No, it's not.
00:30:06It's not.
00:30:07It's everything.
00:30:09It's us.
00:30:10It's this.
00:30:11It's this.
00:30:13I wanted this to work.
00:30:14I did so bad.
00:30:16I'm good.
00:30:18Oliver.
00:30:20I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:23I'm good.
00:30:24I'm good.
00:30:24I'm good.
00:30:24I'm good.
00:30:24I'm good.
00:30:25I'm good.
00:30:25I'm good.
00:30:25I'm good.
00:30:26Oh.
00:30:26Are you okay?
00:30:37It's okay.
00:30:42It's okay.
00:30:43Get it all out here. I got you. I got your little ponytail
00:30:57So
00:31:01Should we talk about it? No, I don't think we need to relive that. Oh
00:31:07No, no, no, no not not that
00:31:20This is it's wrong
00:31:25What why wrong
00:31:30You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections. I'm just
00:31:37So a messy artist. I
00:31:40Mean we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what two weeks
00:31:45And we are already irritating the hell out of each other. I don't know. I think if this is one of my friends, I would
00:31:52I'd tell her the truth. It's a girl
00:31:56Cut your losses
00:31:58Get the enrollment and move on with your life
00:32:00so
00:32:02I
00:32:04Don't know. I think maybe it's the 30 days
00:32:09We should be done officially
00:32:12All of it
00:32:19All of it
00:32:23All of it
00:32:25Yeah
00:32:26Affirmative
00:32:27Affirmative. That's what you want
00:32:28I think it's gonna make sense
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning
00:32:35I'll move out in the morning
00:32:41Do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:43Yeah, go for it
00:32:44I just wanna watch
00:32:45Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:47Clippers game?
00:32:48Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven and send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:55Okay then
00:32:56Pass the ball!
00:32:58Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time
00:33:01Thank you! I literally say this
00:33:03Alright?
00:33:05Go, go, go
00:33:07Go, go
00:33:08Go, go
00:33:12Go, go, go
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:14Yes!
00:33:15Clippers win!
00:33:16It's a good game.
00:33:33Good defense.
00:33:36What?
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:43No.
00:33:45I don't...
00:33:46make business investments
00:33:47that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:53It's...
00:33:54It's prudent.
00:33:57It's prudent?
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Come on, you...
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02Wait, okay, but...
00:34:03I want to ask you a question.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:05What was your first impression of me?
00:34:09It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:13We can really love it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:15Vegas.
00:34:16Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:31What's wrong?
00:34:39Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:47I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:51I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:56Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:59Let's go.
00:35:00Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:05Mm-hmm.
00:35:06Perfect.
00:35:07Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:11Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out.
00:35:23Pierce, I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them, okay?
00:35:26Don't talk to anybody, okay?
00:35:29What, Oliver?
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:37Excuse me.
00:35:39Are you lost?
00:35:40You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:42No, no, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:47The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:49Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:51Go, now.
00:35:52So, so sorry, Mr.
00:35:54Go, now.
00:35:56Unprofessional.
00:35:57I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:36:04You can be really scary.
00:36:08Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:12Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:15Where are you, girly?
00:36:16You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:18And she...
00:36:19Elle!
00:36:23I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:31I know.
00:36:31Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:33I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:33No, no, no.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:35Why not?
00:36:35Oh, what?
00:36:36Because you're married?
00:36:37Come on, Elle.
00:36:38That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:58Just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:02They just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:07Basic brand marketing.
00:37:09You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:19I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here.
00:37:25Open up.
00:37:26I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:31I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:33Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:37Three, two, one!
00:37:42Two, one!
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46So?
00:37:47What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing.
00:37:50I was just practicing my set, so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up?
00:37:54Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Crazed fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:59Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:02Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:07Hey.
00:38:08So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:11Ah, yeah.
00:38:12I am so sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:14Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:16Oh!
00:38:16Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:34Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:39It was okay.
00:38:40You want me to shut fire?
00:38:41No, shut fire.
00:38:42No, do not fire anybody.
00:38:43Up on me.
00:38:43No!
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:51are insanely beautiful.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:54Definitely flirting.
00:38:56Do I hear nuptials, Braylon?
00:38:58You can!
00:38:59Stop!
00:39:02Oh!
00:39:03Hey, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12Now I got you, too.
00:39:14Pierce, take us ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:18Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:23Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psyched?
00:39:40Maybe this one's fine.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:48He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:52Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:55Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:03How do you know?
00:40:03It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:17Oh, let's go.
00:40:19How did she do that for?
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:32Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:41I don't care what they say.
00:40:46Hey, well, we already missed her with the show.
00:40:53Oh, who cares?
00:40:54I've seen it a million times, and you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:58Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:41:00Oliver.
00:41:01Right, Oliver.
00:41:04I've actually been meaning to ask you, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:10You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:14like spiraling beforehand, and he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:27She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:32You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:39Good for you, girl.
00:41:41Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:46I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back inside.
00:41:56Fairy tales don't exist, though.
00:42:04You clean up nice.
00:42:10Well, you came back.
00:42:11How kind.
00:42:14I deserve that.
00:42:15You ditched me.
00:42:17Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:19Am I not, not, what, posh enough?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24Stuff that I can't.
00:42:25Can you explain to me, please?
00:42:29Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:34Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:39No.
00:42:41I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:50Very good time.
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Come here.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'll try.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:05What?
00:43:05Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:12Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:15So, where are we going?
00:43:29You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:33He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:38An abandoned construction site.
00:43:41A.K.A.
00:43:42A dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:44That's...
00:43:45You're perfect.
00:43:46It's my house.
00:43:48Or it will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:54I'm not sure you're over there.
00:43:55It would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that.
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:02Perk of being a creative.
00:44:03Mr. Business.
00:44:04Mr. Business.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:07Show me around.
00:44:10Mm-hmm.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:13Mm-hmm.
00:44:14Okay, so...
00:44:17Give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I'm trying to picture.
00:44:19Mm-hmm.
00:44:20Here.
00:44:21This is where the couch would go.
00:44:22Oh, right here.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24This is where the projector would be.
00:44:27Projector, okay.
00:44:28Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:33and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35If I remember correctly,
00:44:36you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:38Okay, yeah.
00:44:39I was a travesty.
00:44:40Of course.
00:44:43I thought this was over,
00:44:44but now...
00:44:45What's happening between us?
00:44:50Okay, so...
00:44:52What about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:56Oh, it's easy?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That'd be your spot.
00:44:59I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:45:04You can hang up your prints.
00:45:06I was thinking maybe if you want,
00:45:07you could put up like a little backdrop,
00:45:09and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:12How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:14I may have looked at your website.
00:45:18Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:19No, I'm not.
00:45:20That's what you're saying.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay?
00:45:22Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:24I know that you listen to rock when you cook,
00:45:33that your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed,
00:45:38that you tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:39when you're trying not to cry,
00:45:42and I know that you have a big smile
00:45:45when you're feeling safe,
00:45:47like right now.
00:45:50Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:51It's more than just my manner is.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:58What I don't know is
00:45:59what you want.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:21In that moment,
00:46:29I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There's no doubt about it.
00:46:36I don't know.
00:47:10I'm stuck in a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:17I know.
00:47:20Oliver.
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:24Hmm?
00:47:25Just about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you too.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:44I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:57I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:12I'll be in touch?
00:48:14God.
00:48:16El, what are you doing?
00:48:21God.
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:32What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:34Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:48Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look, I really...
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:57I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:48:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:07Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13Considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:19Sick burn, bro.
00:49:19How dare you...
00:49:20Stop it, the both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:27Give her sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:33You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:46You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:48I'm asked to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:56Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is L, Matt, the genius photographer.
00:50:05Oh God, please don't say it.
00:50:08L, my friend L can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:11My friend L can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, let me guess, my friend L isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else, someone who's like, experienced, professional.
00:50:27We need a female eye for this, and L is perfect.
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with L. I'm actually taking her on
00:50:36a date tonight, so.
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:40Did L seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:44I don't.
00:50:45I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho workaholic.
00:50:51L is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's huddled down.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:00This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:20Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Ms. Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm not Ms. Chamberlain.
00:51:32Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:35Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain either.
00:51:40I don't know, Miss.
00:51:42Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:46Uh, sure, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:48Just...
00:51:51Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:01Hey, Ken.
00:52:03Okay, don't scream.
00:52:04I have news.
00:52:05Don't scream.
00:52:06I have news.
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:14A family feature on my family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:19I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her mask.
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow, I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:39Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:41You want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:43That's why you called.
00:52:44You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:47Duh, bitch!
00:52:49This is huge!
00:52:51This is major, like, like, career defining.
00:52:54Oh my god, yes, I will be there.
00:52:56I will so do it, of course.
00:52:58Yes!
00:52:59Okay, let's go!
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:07Okay, go on.
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:25That's fine.
00:53:26Yay, okay!
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:29Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:30I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:42Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:44She's so excited.
00:53:45Liz won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:53:59So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:04Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:06Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:10Why would you do that?
00:54:12Maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:14Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:17You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:18You rarely do.
00:54:19For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:25Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:30She told you that.
00:54:32Duh.
00:54:33I'm her best friend.
00:54:35She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:39I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:41Well, I'm out.
00:54:45I have a facial.
00:54:48Well, good.
00:54:51Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:54So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:58You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:03You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:05Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:07Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:15Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:24Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver.
00:55:26Oliver.
00:55:33El.
00:55:36El.
00:55:45El.
00:55:58Issh-
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04Should you ask me you don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:07I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:10Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:12Ah, yeah, thank you.
00:56:14She took the date with him, of course
00:56:18Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start
00:56:21It was my right one
00:56:26Thank you so much for helping out today
00:56:30Oh, come on, it's no big deal
00:56:31Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182
00:56:35For the record
00:56:35Yeah
00:56:36So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common
00:56:44And we did
00:56:51But maybe I liked not always having something in common
00:56:55You okay?
00:56:57Yeah
00:56:58Of course
00:57:00I'm really excited to photograph a family
00:57:03But I am super nervous
00:57:05Ah, come on, well, maybe this is your sign
00:57:07You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight
00:57:09So we can loosen up those nerves
00:57:14I'm flattered
00:57:19But I'm kind of seeing someone
00:57:21Oh, Kennedy, she
00:57:24No, I know, I know, it's complicated
00:57:25But, thank you
00:57:28Really
00:57:29He's a very lucky guy
00:57:31Thanks
00:57:32See ya
00:57:34Bye
00:57:35I cannot believe
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love
00:57:43And I'm falling for someone
00:57:46The number you have dialed is unavailable
00:57:58To leave a message
00:57:59Where?
00:58:01Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:21Yeah
00:58:21Everything's fine
00:58:22If Elle can move on, so can I
00:58:25Cheers
00:58:25Cheers
00:58:26Okay, Elle
00:58:35You got this
00:58:36Yeah
00:58:37Got this
00:58:39Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this
00:58:43Kennedy
00:58:44Yeah
00:58:45Text your brother
00:58:46Make sure he's on time
00:58:48And, sweetie
00:58:49Add a little lip liner
00:58:51You'll look washed out without it
00:58:53Hey, girl, you okay?
00:58:58Yeah, it's just
00:58:58My mom is all stressed out
00:59:01And Oliver is late
00:59:02Of course
00:59:02Wait
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:11All right, places, everyone
00:59:12All right, all right, all right
00:59:15The attractive one is here
00:59:17Nobody panic
00:59:17Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry
00:59:25Why would you need
00:59:25Oliver?
00:59:36Oliver?
00:59:39What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain
00:59:41Finally
00:59:41We've been waiting
00:59:44Elle
00:59:46You've now officially met
00:59:48Oliver
00:59:49My older brother
00:59:51Hey
00:59:52Wait, wait
00:59:55Wait, wait
00:59:56Elle
00:59:56Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar
01:00:02It's my older brother's car
01:00:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car
01:00:05You want to avoid him like the plague
01:00:08The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe
01:00:12Can you tell me something?
01:00:15Just about you
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you
01:00:18And then everything clicked
01:00:19Because that's the thing about great things
01:00:22The other shoe always drops
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married
01:00:39Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew
01:00:45No
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not
01:00:54Yeah, well you obviously made your decision
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night
01:00:59Oh my god, nothing happened
01:01:01Jesus
01:01:01You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie
01:01:05I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot
01:01:07There she is
01:01:08Oliver's future wife
01:01:09Your what?
01:01:12No
01:01:12This is a massive misunderstanding
01:01:14Hold on
01:01:16Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas
01:01:19How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:24Oh my god
01:01:29You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now
01:01:42You tricked your way into a date with me
01:01:46And then you lied to me for weeks
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:54I'm dating Elle
01:01:56No
01:01:56No, you're not
01:01:58Not anymore
01:01:59Just to be clear
01:02:02I want a divorce
01:02:04You're married?
01:02:07Ew
01:02:07Screw this
01:02:08I'm out of here
01:02:09Great idea
01:02:11I'm good
01:02:12Elle
01:02:12No
01:02:13Okay
01:02:21Start talking
01:02:22Because that was the NBA finals of bad decisions
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes under 30 event a year ago
01:02:31Hey, hey
01:02:32You guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34Alright, ready?
01:02:34Get together in one, two, three
01:02:37One, two, three
01:02:38Beautiful
01:02:39Nice job you guys
01:02:40Oh, hey
01:02:41Nice
01:02:41Want your picture taken?
01:02:42She was photographing the founder's luncheon
01:02:45I couldn't stop looking at her
01:02:48But I was too much of a coward to say anything
01:02:51I saw her on Pierce's calendar
01:02:55And I learned that they had a date
01:02:57And I don't
01:02:58Okay, I panicked
01:02:59Okay, I just
01:03:00I wanted it
01:03:02Holy shit
01:03:03So it's true
01:03:05You did steal his date
01:03:06It was wrong
01:03:07Okay, everything I did was wrong
01:03:09Okay
01:03:10I'm a CEO
01:03:11I try to control everything
01:03:12Understatement of the century
01:03:14But
01:03:15I don't know
01:03:16With Elle
01:03:16I'm different
01:03:19Better
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this
01:03:26I'm
01:03:26Go
01:03:28Go
01:03:30Talk to her
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak
01:03:33And
01:03:34Just try being human
01:03:36Thank you
01:03:37And Elle
01:03:40I do love you, you know
01:03:43You too
01:03:46Elle
01:03:53Elle
01:03:55Elle
01:03:55It's been a month since I've seen my husband
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life
01:04:19And stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram
01:04:23I found pleasure in my own company
01:04:26Oh, the Clippers just won
01:04:34But
01:04:36Deep down
01:04:36I couldn't stop thinking about him
01:04:39And so I knew it was time
01:04:41Time to do something
01:04:43I thought I would never do
01:04:45Mom?
01:04:49I
01:04:51Can I, um
01:04:53Can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles
01:05:00Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:14Is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah
01:05:17Just hoping it works
01:05:20This is the last one
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss
01:05:33Goodbye Los Angeles
01:05:37So
01:05:37You again
01:05:39I have something for you
01:05:40From Mr. Chamberlain
01:05:41Oliver Chamberlain
01:05:43I know who he is
01:05:45He really
01:05:49Really likes you
01:05:50You know
01:05:50Al
01:05:58First off
01:06:00I want to say sorry
01:06:01Obviously
01:06:02What I did was wrong
01:06:04Selfish
01:06:06But you have to know
01:06:07I fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:09At the Forbes 30 under 30 gala
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you
01:06:13You were so at ease with yourself
01:06:16I envied you immensely
01:06:19So when fate happened
01:06:22And my own sister set you with my brother
01:06:24I stole his date
01:06:25I couldn't help myself
01:06:27I know we're different now
01:06:29But I will make this work
01:06:31Anyway
01:06:33Any day
01:06:33But I'll leave it up to you
01:06:36We can get a divorce
01:06:39The papers are included here
01:06:41Or
01:06:43Here's the key to your house
01:06:45Just about ready now
01:06:47Where we'll watch the clippers
01:06:49And we'll finally have your photo note
01:06:52I want you here, Al
01:06:53Please say yes
01:06:55We're just about ready, Miss
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:59How's it looks nice?
01:07:13I saw the swing
01:07:14You came
01:07:20Well
01:07:21I saw the letter
01:07:23Cheesy
01:07:25Or like
01:07:26Too much
01:07:27No
01:07:29Hell, I meant every word
01:07:32I am so sorry
01:07:34You're scared of what I would think
01:07:37I get that
01:07:40You shouldn't have lied to me
01:07:43Still
01:07:43But
01:07:46And again
01:07:47I guess I kind of
01:07:48Mined you
01:07:49About what?
01:07:55I never told you
01:07:56I love you
01:08:00Over
01:08:01I love you too
01:08:07Yeah
01:08:09The rest of the year
01:08:39It flew by
01:08:40Thank you
01:08:40I moved into
01:08:41Our house
01:08:42Okay, okay
01:08:46Our love for the clippers
01:08:50Is still going strong
01:08:51Maybe too strong
01:08:54Sometimes
01:08:55And
01:08:57No matter how busy
01:08:59Oliver is with work
01:09:00We always
01:09:02Do a date night a week
01:09:03No exceptions
01:09:04And
01:09:06Almost a year
01:09:07To the date
01:09:08Of our Vegas wedding
01:09:09A day after my birthday
01:09:12We renewed our vows
01:09:13I do
01:09:15I do
01:09:17You may now
01:09:18Be some time
01:09:19Not all love stories
01:09:22Start off in disaster
01:09:23But now
01:09:25I was sure
01:09:26We'd last
01:09:26We found love
01:09:28In a hopeless place
01:09:29After all
01:09:29Asked
01:09:31Or
01:09:36Or
01:09:41Or
01:09:41Know
01:09:42Or
01:09:42See you
01:09:43Maybe
01:09:43Or
01:09:43,
01:09:44Maybe
01:09:44I'm
01:09:45You
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