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Oops I Married My Bestie's Brother #FULL MOVIE
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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:21What happened?
00:00:26Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:43Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god, hi, I miss you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:08You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:10Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:13And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:17Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't.
00:01:21But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:27Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:41Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Ah!
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:02I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:04You are my, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it?
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:13Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:15Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:19I'm gonna puke.
00:02:20Oh, window, window.
00:02:25This is modest?
00:02:36Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:49Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go!
00:02:57Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh?
00:03:09You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Slay.
00:03:25Shall we?
00:03:26Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Let's go.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:35Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:39I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:00I know, girl.
00:04:01I'm speechless, too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:24What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Will he please help?
00:04:31Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that police's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?!
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:46I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:48To get something smaller.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:57Trinity, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:00I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:03The biggest.
00:05:04And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:25And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:33Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:35No.
00:05:36Definitely not.
00:05:37Oh, well.
00:05:38How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:45Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:58What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L for Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you!
00:06:22Love you!
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:33So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:34As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:45I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:13Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:15Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:22You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I'm me.
00:07:43No.
00:07:44No.
00:07:45No.
00:07:46No.
00:07:55Oh, no.
00:07:56How did...
00:07:57How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Oh, ok, you're fine.
00:08:06You're fine.
00:08:07You're fine.
00:08:08You're fine.
00:08:09You're fine.
00:08:11You're fine.
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Sure.
00:08:14Oh, no.
00:08:15You're fine.
00:08:16You don't know who you are.
00:08:17I think it's fine.
00:08:18You're fine.
00:08:19You're fine.
00:08:20Okay, breathe. Just calm down. Help.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30Help, you're fine. You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:34Whoa! What are you doing here?
00:08:41Oh, my God. It is you.
00:08:47Oh, my God. It is you.
00:08:50Uh, David!
00:08:52What? Al, Al, what are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you. Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is. It is. I'm...
00:09:12I am her brother's manager.
00:09:15You...
00:09:16That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:18And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:32So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm disarming.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:51We're both...
00:09:52Living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yep.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:56And I...
00:09:57Clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So, I'm gonna...
00:10:02LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:05LAPD.
00:10:12What?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:15Oh, kindly, I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:24What?
00:10:25Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine,
00:10:41and thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:51I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha!
00:11:08Ha!
00:11:09Oh, so, wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:19I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:22It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr.
00:11:23Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:43We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:01For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, my life is, this is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:47and here I am.
00:12:49Married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55Oh, who insists that I call him Mr. C?
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:10I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay, you do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18Like you doing it, it's going to make...
00:13:19Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe, okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:31Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:43Clearly?
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:03But it's not funny.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04It's not funny.
00:14:05It's not funny.
00:14:05So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:14Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:16Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:20So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:33I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my God, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taking care of my own.
00:14:43I think, wait, what are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop, let me go.
00:14:48Oh, my God.
00:14:50Oh, are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:09All right.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29Neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:31My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
00:15:36But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, Elle.
00:15:45I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in L.A. where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah, they are.
00:15:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:14What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:19Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:21And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:33So, like a 30-day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38You are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:46Higher stakes.
00:16:48Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:50I mean, if that's what you're worried about, Elle, I mean, that's life.
00:17:09All of our friends are married, Elle.
00:17:12You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1930 days.
00:17:20And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways and neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29Fine.
00:17:30I accept your terms.
00:17:32But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:41Of course you do.
00:17:42Okay?
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start.
00:17:47No.
00:17:48That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Okay.
00:17:49Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:53Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:57Do you do not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:05Oh, okay.
00:18:06Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:097 p.m.
00:18:09Okay?
00:18:11If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:15We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:17We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:21What?
00:18:22Well, have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:28What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're going to go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:58Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:18:59Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:02What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:23You just get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:26Okay, we can keep turn two date nights, but we are not sleeping in the same bed, and
00:19:39you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver, it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:24Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:52I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:53You've got to start the day off right, I'm a little bit more, I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah, because who needs sleep?
00:21:11I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:15Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:00No!
00:22:01No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:07What?
00:22:08Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No!
00:22:13Fine.
00:22:19Totally.
00:22:21No, no!
00:22:22That is unacceptable!
00:22:24One night a week.
00:22:30Date night.
00:22:31Seven p.m.
00:22:32Okay?
00:22:54I didn't find a place for a living room.
00:23:00I didn't know.
00:23:02I'm tired.
00:23:04No, I'm tired.
00:23:09For more information visit www.fema.gov
00:23:39Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet at all times?
00:24:09Good morning to you, too. And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:30What? What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:37I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:39Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:48Yeah, okay.
00:24:48You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me. Take it or leave it?
00:25:01Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:07Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:13Oh, God, he's boring.
00:25:14So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing. A little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:39We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56It's, um, so true, girl.
00:25:59We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:01Great. Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:03What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:04So, what's he really like?
00:26:11If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:19He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works...
00:26:24A lot.
00:26:25I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:27Of course he was.
00:26:28Ah, you were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:35Ugh.
00:26:35God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:46You okay?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:55I'm gonna go.
00:26:58Oh.
00:26:59I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:04I'm okay.
00:27:05I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14CBD.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Oh, hi, hi, hi.
00:27:38I think it's kind of like, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah, a healthy dose.
00:27:49Oh, be well, either, sister.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:08You have to go.
00:28:10Oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, um, thank you for driving me, do I owe you anything, or, I am at Oliver's
00:28:36service, ma'am.
00:28:36Oliver?
00:28:37Oh, he saved me.
00:28:42My angel.
00:28:44Oh, my.
00:28:45Oliver?
00:28:50Oliver!
00:28:54Oliver?
00:28:55Oliver!
00:28:56Hey, big boy.
00:28:59Oliver?
00:29:00Oliver?
00:29:01Oliver!
00:29:02Hey, big boy.
00:29:05Beulah.
00:29:06Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:08Hi, Beulah.
00:29:12Hi, big boy.
00:29:13Beulah.
00:29:14Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:15Hi, Beulah.
00:29:16Are you?
00:29:17Are you high?
00:29:18Whoa.
00:29:19This is just so crazy because really her face was turning into yours and now your face is
00:29:25turning into hers and it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:32God, you're handsome.
00:29:33What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:34Chocolate, baby.
00:29:35Oh, my God, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:37Oh, my God, no.
00:29:38No, no, no.
00:29:39Wait.
00:29:40It's fine.
00:29:41It's fine.
00:29:42It's fine.
00:29:43It's a little base.
00:29:44What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:46Chocolate, baby!
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:29:52Hands up!
00:29:54Oh!
00:29:56Oh my god! No!
00:29:58No, no, no! Wait! Hey, it's fine!
00:30:00It's fine! It's a little vase!
00:30:02Everything's fine! No!
00:30:04No, it's not!
00:30:06It's not, it's everything.
00:30:08It's us, it's this.
00:30:10It's this.
00:30:12I wanted this to work.
00:30:14I did so.
00:30:16I...
00:30:18Oliver.
00:30:20I think that we need
00:30:22to get there.
00:30:32Are you okay?
00:30:38It's okay.
00:30:42Get it all out. Here, I got you.
00:30:44I got your little ponytail.
00:30:58So...
00:31:00Should we talk about it?
00:31:02No.
00:31:04I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:10Oh, no.
00:31:12No, no, no. Not...
00:31:14Not that.
00:31:16Um...
00:31:18This...
00:31:20This is...
00:31:22It's wrong.
00:31:24What?
00:31:26Why wrong?
00:31:28Come on, Oliver.
00:31:30You wake up at dawn
00:31:32with Beethoven
00:31:34and Q4 projections.
00:31:36I'm just...
00:31:38some messy artist.
00:31:40I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:42Two weeks?
00:31:44And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:48I don't know. I think if this was one of my friends, I would...
00:31:52I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:54I'd say, girl...
00:31:56Cut your losses.
00:31:58Get the annulment.
00:31:59Move on with your life.
00:32:01So...
00:32:02Um...
00:32:04I don't know. I think maybe at...
00:32:06the 30 days...
00:32:10we should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:18All of it?
00:32:23All of it?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I...
00:32:32I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:33I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:41I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:43Yeah.
00:32:44Go for it.
00:32:45I just wanna watch...
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:47Clippers game?
00:32:51You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:52Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7
00:32:55to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:59Okay, then.
00:33:00Pass the ball!
00:33:04Peterson always does this.
00:33:05Hogs the ball every time.
00:33:07Thank you!
00:33:08I literally say this.
00:33:09Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go.
00:33:12Go, go, go.
00:33:13Go, go, go.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:17Yes!
00:33:18Clippers win!
00:33:19First win!
00:33:31It's a good game.
00:33:32Good defense.
00:33:35What?
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:40I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I wanna see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:54It's...
00:33:55It's prudent.
00:33:57It's prudent?
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up!
00:34:00Come on, you...
00:34:01Stop!
00:34:02I'm sorry.
00:34:03Wait, okay, but...
00:34:04I wanna ask you a question.
00:34:06What was your first impression of me?
00:34:09It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay, wait, wait.
00:34:11I'll set the scene.
00:34:12We can really love it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:16Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:19It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a little, pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:27An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:39Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:50I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:55Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:56You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:58Let's go.
00:35:00Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:06Perfect.
00:35:07Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:08In the same room.
00:35:09What could go wrong?
00:35:21Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:23I need you to stay here.
00:35:24I have to go talk to them.
00:35:25Okay?
00:35:26Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:27Okay?
00:35:28What?
00:35:29Oliver!
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:37Excuse me.
00:35:40Are you lost?
00:35:41You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:43No, no.
00:35:44I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:46The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:47Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:48Go!
00:35:49Now!
00:35:50So sorry, mister.
00:35:51Go!
00:35:52Now!
00:35:53Unprofessional!
00:35:54I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:35:56You know you can be really scary.
00:35:57Why did you talk to her like that?
00:35:58Elle!
00:35:59I'm tracking you and it says you're here!
00:36:01No!
00:36:02Where are you, girly?
00:36:03You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:04And she...
00:36:05Elle!
00:36:06I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:07I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:08I know.
00:36:09Yeah.
00:36:10Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:11I know.
00:36:12Same thing.
00:36:13Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:14I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:15No, no, no.
00:36:16Why?
00:36:17Why?
00:36:18Why?
00:36:19Why?
00:36:20Why?
00:36:21Why not?
00:36:22Oh, why?
00:36:23Because you're married?
00:36:24Come on, Elle.
00:36:25That is just me.
00:36:26Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:27Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:28Elle?
00:36:29I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:30Where are you, girly?
00:36:31You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:32And she...
00:36:33Elle!
00:36:34I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:35I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:36I know.
00:36:37Yeah.
00:36:38Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:39That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together.
00:36:43Okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:59Just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there.
00:37:01Do your thing.
00:37:02Give them the goods.
00:37:03Okay?
00:37:04They just want to know that you'd be a single guy
00:37:05that can be like sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:07Basic brand marketing.
00:37:08You think you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:18I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:23Here.
00:37:24Open up.
00:37:25I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:30I need you to do me a favor.
00:37:32Okay?
00:37:33Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:36Three, two, one!
00:37:42Two, one!
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46What's up?
00:37:47What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing.
00:37:50I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up?
00:37:54Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Craze fan?
00:37:56Make a wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:58Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:02Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:07So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:10Ah, yeah.
00:38:11I am so sorry.
00:38:12I'm sorry.
00:38:13Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:15Excuse me.
00:38:26Artists have crazy schedules.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:39It was okay.
00:38:40You want me to shut fire?
00:38:41Shut fire.
00:38:42Shut fire.
00:38:43I'll blame you.
00:38:44No!
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but you probably get it all the time, but you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:53Yeah.
00:38:54Definitely flirting.
00:38:56Do I hear nuptials grilling?
00:38:58You can!
00:38:59Stop.
00:39:02Oh, hey, what are you doing?
00:39:04I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12No, I got you too.
00:39:13Pierce, tickets ready for you backstage.
00:39:16And you're on in five minutes.
00:39:19Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:22Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Elle, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after?
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psyched?
00:39:39Maybe this one was fine.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:50He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:51Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:54Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:59Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:01He's better.
00:40:02How do you know?
00:40:03It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right?
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Right.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:19Wow, she did that.
00:40:20Okay.
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:28Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:32Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36Nope.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:40:39Oh, my God.
00:40:40Oh, my God.
00:40:41Hey, well, we already missed out of the show.
00:40:42Oh, who cares?
00:40:43I've seen it a million times.
00:40:44And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:58Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:41:00Oliver.
00:41:01Oliver.
00:41:02Ugh.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:04Oliver.
00:41:05I've actually been meaning to ask you, uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:09You know?
00:41:10Like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out, like,
00:41:14spiraling beforehand.
00:41:15And he needed a break.
00:41:16But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:26She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:31You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:38Good for you, girl.
00:41:41Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:47I'm gonna wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:49Fairytales don't exist.
00:41:58No.
00:42:04You clean up nice.
00:42:10Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:13I deserve that.
00:42:14You ditched me.
00:42:16Are you embarrassed of me?
00:42:19Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25Can you explain it to me, please?
00:42:30Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:33Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:46I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:49Very good time.
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'll try.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:04What?
00:43:05Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:12Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:16So, where are we going?
00:43:29You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:33He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:39It's an abandoned construction site.
00:43:41A.K.A.
00:43:42A dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:44That's...
00:43:45Your breath backs.
00:43:46It's my house.
00:43:48Or, it will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:54That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that?
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:02Fork of being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:06Okay.
00:44:07Show me around.
00:44:10Mm-hmm.
00:44:13Okay.
00:44:14Mm-hmm.
00:44:15Okay, so...
00:44:17Give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:19I'm trying to picture.
00:44:20Mm-hmm.
00:44:21Here.
00:44:22This is where the couch would go.
00:44:23Oh, right here.
00:44:24Okay.
00:44:25This is where the projector would be.
00:44:27Projector.
00:44:28Okay.
00:44:29Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games.
00:44:33And you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:35Okay.
00:44:36If I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the lambs.
00:44:38Okay, yeah.
00:44:39It was a travesty.
00:44:40Of course.
00:44:43I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:47Okay, so, what about this?
00:44:48I mean, that's easy.
00:44:49Oh, it's easy.
00:44:50Yeah.
00:44:51That'd be your spot.
00:44:52I mean, you can put your cameras there.
00:44:53You can hang up your prints.
00:44:54I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and that's where
00:44:57you could shoot your flowers.
00:44:58How do they know I could shoot flowers?
00:44:59How do they know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:00I may have looked at your website.
00:45:01Oh my god, you are a stalker.
00:45:02No, I'm not.
00:45:03That's what you're saying.
00:45:04I'm not.
00:45:05I'm not.
00:45:06I'm not.
00:45:07I'm not.
00:45:08You're not.
00:45:09I'm not.
00:45:10I'm not.
00:45:19I'm not.
00:45:20No, I'm not.
00:45:21That's what you're saying.
00:45:22Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:28I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:34Your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:38You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:42And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:47Like right now.
00:45:50Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:52It's more than just my manner is.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:58Well, I don't know what you want.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:12In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:32I was falling for him.
00:46:35There's no doubt about it.
00:46:37You.
00:46:37I am sick.
00:46:38I know.
00:46:39It's more than just my hands of cancer.
00:46:40I don't know.
00:46:42I don't know.
00:46:42All right.
00:46:56I'm sick about it.
00:46:59Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:16Oh, I know.
00:47:17Ooh.
00:47:20Oliver?
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:24Hmm?
00:47:25Just about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:29Now I got you, too.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:43I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:57I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:12I'll be in touch?
00:48:15God.
00:48:16Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:20God.
00:48:22Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:32What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:35Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:47Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look, I really...
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:57I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:49:00What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:07Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:15I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:19Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:20How dare you...
00:49:20Stop it!
00:49:22The both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:28Give her sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:33You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:40Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:44So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:53wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, not the genius photographer.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:07Please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:15My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, let me guess.
00:50:21My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no.
00:50:23I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:28We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:35I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:41Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:45I don't.
00:50:45I...
00:50:46I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:52Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's settled then.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:12Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30No, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37Oliver?
00:51:38No, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain either.
00:51:40I don't know, Miss.
00:51:42Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:48Just...
00:51:56Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:02Hey, Ken.
00:52:04Okay, don't scream.
00:52:05I have news.
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:14A family feature on my family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:19I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:22Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow.
00:52:25I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29So?
00:52:29Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch!
00:52:49This is huge!
00:52:52This is a major, like, like, career defining.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:56Yes, I will be there.
00:52:57I will so do it, of course.
00:52:59Yes!
00:52:59Okay, let's go!
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:08Okay, go on.
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:26Yay, okay!
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:30Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:32I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:42Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:54She's so excited.
00:53:56Let's want to ravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:02So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:06Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13I mean, maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:15Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:30She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:34I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave.
00:54:38Even after last night.
00:54:40I thought...
00:54:41I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:44Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:49Ugh.
00:54:51Well, good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:54So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:05You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:09Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver?
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:39Elle.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04She's here, don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:06I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:10Sure.
00:56:11Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Ah, yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:19Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25It was my right one.
00:56:28So much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on, it's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to, uh, jam out the plane-182.
00:56:35For the record.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:40And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:58Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:18I'm flattered.
00:57:20But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Kennedy, she-
00:57:24No, I know, I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:27I-
00:57:29Really.
00:57:30He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:32Thanks.
00:57:34See ya.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:35I cannot believe-
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:48Huh?
00:57:49Yeah.
00:57:55The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:58To leave a message-
00:58:00Where?
00:58:01Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22Everything's fine.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:23If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26You got this.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:44Kennedy!
00:58:44Kennedy!
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Text your brother.
00:58:47Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie.
00:58:50Add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You look washed out without it.
00:58:54Okay.
00:58:56Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:03Wait.
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:11All right, places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:17Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:36Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle.
00:59:46Well, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:50My older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:56Elle.
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:04Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:09The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:15Just about you.
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:20Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:39Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:46No.
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:02You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:11Your what?
01:01:12No.
01:01:13This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:20How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait.
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:29Oh my God.
01:01:30You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:01Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:07Ew.
01:02:08Screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm out.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:13No.
01:02:18Okay, start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:28I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34All right, ready?
01:02:35Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:38Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:42She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:46I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:58And I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just...
01:03:01I wanted it.
01:03:03Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong, okay?
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10Okay?
01:03:10I mean, I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:13Understatement of the century.
01:03:14But...
01:03:15I don't know.
01:03:16With Elle, I...
01:03:17I'm different.
01:03:21Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:27Um...
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go and talk to her.
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:36And all of us...
01:03:40I do love you, you know.
01:03:46You too.
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:54Elle!
01:03:55It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:24I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:26Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:42Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:47I said, how about Harden in that six point point?
01:04:49Mom?
01:04:49You like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:50Harden, you like that?
01:04:51I...
01:04:52Can I, um...
01:04:53Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:54Can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:00I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:00Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:19Just hoping it works.
01:05:30This is the last one.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37So, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:48He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:51El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:17I envied you immensely.
01:06:19So, when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:28I know we're different, though.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway, any day.
01:06:35But I leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:40The papers are included here.
01:06:43Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:46It's just about ready now.
01:06:47Where we'll watch the clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, El.
01:06:54Please say yes.
01:06:56We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:59How's it looks nice?
01:07:14I saw the swing.
01:07:19Who came?
01:07:21Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:23Cheesy.
01:07:26Or, like, too much.
01:07:29No.
01:07:31Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:33I am so sorry.
01:07:36You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:39I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:43But, and again, I guess I've caught him in my need.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:01I love you, too.
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:09I love you.
01:08:09I love you.
01:08:31the rest of the year flew by i moved into our house
01:08:42okay okay
01:08:46our love for the clippers is still going strong maybe too strong sometimes
01:08:55and no matter how busy oliver is with work we always do a date night a week no exceptions
01:09:04and almost a year to the date of our vegas wedding a day after my birthday we renewed our vows
01:09:14not all love stories start off in disaster but now i was sure we'd last
01:09:26we found love in a hopeless place after all
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