00:00I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago.
00:02That's the Norwegian Blue. What's wrong with it?
00:04I'll tell you what's wrong with it. It's dead. That's what's wrong with it.
00:06No, it's resting.
00:07Look, my lad, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
00:10No, it's not dead. It's resting.
00:11Yeah. Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage, isn't it?
00:14The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
00:17No, it's resting.
00:18If it's resting, I'll wake it up.
00:19Hello, body. I got a nice cuttlefish for you when you wake up, body parrot.
00:23Then it moved.
00:23No, it didn't. That was you pushing the dead.
00:25I did not.
00:25Yes, you did.
00:26Hello, body.
00:30I got a dead parrot.
00:30I got a bit stunned.
00:31I've had just about enough of this.
00:32When I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk.
00:38The Norwegian Blue prefers kicking on its back. It's a beautiful bird, lovely plumage.
00:42Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been nailed there.
00:49Of course it was nailed there, otherwise it was muzzled up to those bars and boom.
00:51Look, matey, this parrot is no more. This is a late parrot. This is an ex-parrot.
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