00:00Gentlemen, would you mind putting out your cigars, please?
00:02Come again.
00:03I ask, would you mind putting out your cigars, please?
00:06As a matter of fact, I would mind.
00:07Well, you see, the reason I ask, all due respect,
00:09I got a great New York strip sitting over there,
00:11cost me $27 and change, and it tastes like I'm eating a cigar.
00:15Listen, Ace, there's no rule that says we can't smoke.
00:18Well, number one, my name is not Ace.
00:20And number two, I'm not talking about rules here.
00:23I'm talking about manners.
00:24You see, there is no rule that says I can't come over here
00:27and fart on your entree, but I don't do it.
00:29Why? Because it's not good manners.
00:31So I ask you again, in the nicest possible way,
00:34to please put out the cigars, okay?
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