00:00What are you talking about? I told you. I want a Sunday dose when I come home.
00:07You're not listening to me, are ya?
00:09No, I don't have time right now. Listen, I'm in a meeting. I need to go.
00:15Nice to see you, Jamie.
00:16Likewise. Always great to see you too.
00:20Okay, Jamie. Let's get straight into it.
00:22We need Liverpool back in the tyre race as soon as possible.
00:25If you became manager, what would you do to make this team relevant again?
00:28Well, why don't we talk about something more relevant indeed.
00:33Let's talk about Mo Salah.
00:35What about Mo Salah?
00:36One thing I want to remind you, and maybe the members of the board as well,
00:40is that before he came over to Liverpool, Mo Salah was known as the guy that failed at Chelsea.
00:46And that's a fact. And for me, I don't think he's good enough.
00:50His legs are gone. You know, he's not the player he used to be.
00:54What's your point, Jamie?
00:56If I were the manager, the first thing I'd do is get rid of him.
01:00But if I can't get rid of him, I'll smack him on the bench and forget he's even there.
01:05Jamie, interesting point you made right there.
01:07If you look at the numbers, Mo Salah is one of the best players in the league, if not the best.
01:12I don't think you understand what I'm trying to say to you. Listen, as soon as this contract finishes, he's going to go running off to El Nasser to play with the retired Ronaldo back in surgery.
01:22All I'm saying is, he hasn't got the same passion for the club the way I do. He's here for the money. Of course he is. Listen, if he was up to me, I'd manage the club for absolutely free.
01:34Okay, so if he became manager, how would £5,000 a month sound like to you?
01:38What are you talking about £5,000 per month? Is that how much you think I'm worth?
01:43Well Jamie, if I can recall, you said you would do it for free.
01:46Oh come on, it's just a figure of speech. Of course I want to get paid handsomely. Who doesn't?
01:51So, what else would you do to improve this team?
01:53Why don't you answer me this then? Does Mo Salah make any difference at the club?
01:59Jamie, this is an interview.
02:01Okay, so far from this interview, do you think I'm the perfect man for this job?
02:05Well Jamie, it's an ongoing process. We're still interviewing other ex-Liverpool players. We'll let you know as soon as possible.
02:11Oh wait there, hold on. Who else are you going to interview?
02:17Well, we've got Steven Gerrard coming next.
02:20Oh, everyone loves Stevie G, don't they? A club legend.
02:23Isn't he the same guy who flew over to Saudi and couldn't speak a word of Arabic?
02:28All he knows is Mahabha and Steven Gerrard and Anna El Efetaki.
02:33Seriously? What are you talking about? He's a fraud too?
02:37Everyone's gone to the Saudi league except for me.
02:40I'm loyal. I'm Liverpool through and through.
02:43And all I'll say to you is don't make the biggest mistake of your life
02:49by not choosing me.
02:51Thank you for coming in, Jamie.
02:53No worries. I'll be watching.
03:00And just remember, my predictions are always right.
03:03He's not going to be running down the wing anymore.
03:05He's going to be running to Saudi.
03:08Bye-bye!
03:18You're welcome for this video.
03:19What are you doing today?
03:22Yeah, wait for this video, next time.
03:26Let's find out a new video today.
03:27Bye-bye!
03:28Let's go ahead.
03:29Bye-bye!
03:30Bye!
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