00:00Barney the Butcher Bardot was a full-blown cultural phenomenon.
00:07But it all came crashing down.
00:11Barney Bardot...
00:13...pooped his pants.
00:15Oh, God!
00:17Go to the commercial!
00:19I'm still working on the title for the documentary.
00:22I'll be honest, I need a hit here.
00:25You can't take the house. It's my mom. She's dead.
00:28Grief has no time limit.
00:30But a mortgage does.
00:32What's the surprise?
00:33Ping-pong!
00:37All I gotta do now is deliver the greatest sports comeback story ever told.
00:42What is this?
00:43Pickleball.
00:44Or as we call it, the fastest growing nightmare in America.
00:49Why do they call it pickleball?
00:51I don't know.
00:53It's another glorious morning on the courts.
00:55They've swept the condoms and the feces away.
00:58I'm here.
01:01Sorry, I'm just used to the smaller balls.
01:03This was fun. This was fun, Barney.
01:06We have to expedite your training.
01:08Oh, my!
01:09What?
01:10This is supposed to be a whole picture of your opponent's naked thing.
01:12Tweener!
01:13Oh, my God.
01:14Let's go!
01:15I really think that the only person that can get in the way of Barney is himself.
01:19Hold up, idiots!
01:20Or Hawk.
01:22He's stupid good.
01:30You have paddled your way into a turf war.
01:33The tennis players want their courts back.
01:37The stage is set for an all-time sports comeback.
01:40A tale of one man.
01:41You're a man.
01:42I am a man.
01:43Paddling his way back from purgatory.
01:44And into the heart of a nation.
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh!
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02:11Oh, oh!
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02:14Oh, oh, oh!
02:16Oh!
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