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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:20What happened?
00:00:21That's crazy.
00:00:22Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:47Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god,
00:00:58hi, I miss you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:08You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:10Your new car smells really good, by the way, and so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:17Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18Well, I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't.
00:01:21But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:31Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even
00:01:37know?
00:01:42Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Oh.
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:01I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:03You are my, hey, look at me.
00:02:05Look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it?
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12Uh, it is very modest, though.
00:02:14Sorry in advance.
00:02:16Oh, here we are.
00:02:18Here we are.
00:02:19I'm going to puke.
00:02:20Oh, window, window.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34This is modest?
00:02:36Oh.
00:02:37You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:45Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go.
00:02:57Now.
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:09You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:15Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:21Ooh.
00:03:22Shall I?
00:03:23Hmm?
00:03:24Shall we?
00:03:25Yeah, sure.
00:03:26Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Yeah.
00:03:28Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:34Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:35I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:58I know, girl, I'm speechless too.
00:04:01No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:09Because...
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:18Because I'm married.
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:25Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Show me.
00:04:30Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:31Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he at 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?!
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:46I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:48I'm sorry, wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:52He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:55I'll handle this.
00:04:56Infinity, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:59Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:02The biggest!
00:05:03And spare no expense!
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12I'm taking it!
00:05:14Too late!
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like...
00:05:17some idiot bimbo fun.
00:05:19He has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:22You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:28And spare no expense!
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:46Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:59What would you like the card to say?
00:06:01Okay.
00:06:042L.
00:06:05For Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well.
00:06:12I am going to go get a facial.
00:06:13And you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you!
00:06:22Love you!
00:06:24I need a nap.
00:06:29Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:32So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:33As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:53I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:12Hi, Katie.
00:07:13Hi, sir.
00:07:14Okay.
00:07:15I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:21You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I'm me.
00:07:44Wow.
00:07:51Oh, no.
00:07:56How did...
00:07:57How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Call the cops.
00:08:05Hi.
00:08:06911.
00:08:07What's your emergency?
00:08:08Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive?
00:08:10Please?
00:08:11I got...
00:08:12I have a stalker.
00:08:13And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry.
00:08:17Quick.
00:08:18Quick.
00:08:19Okay.
00:08:20Okay.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:26Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34You're fine.
00:08:35Whoa!
00:08:36What are you doing here?
00:08:37Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:47Oh my god, it is you.
00:08:50David!
00:08:51What?
00:08:52Al?
00:08:53What are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down.
00:08:55Put down the lamp.
00:08:56You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:02This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:11I'm...
00:09:12I am...
00:09:14her brother's manager.
00:09:16You...
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:19And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:40Yeah.
00:09:41Good.
00:09:42Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm...
00:09:44Disarm me.
00:09:45Okay.
00:09:46Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:50We're...
00:09:51Both...
00:09:52Living here.
00:09:53Yeah.
00:09:54Yup.
00:09:55Yup.
00:09:56And I...
00:09:57Clearly made a mistake.
00:09:59So, I'm gonna...
00:10:00LAPD.
00:10:01Hello?
00:10:02LAPD.
00:10:03What?
00:10:04I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:05Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:06Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:07I know that now.
00:10:08Hello?
00:10:09I'm coming, officer.
00:10:10Just...
00:10:11What?
00:10:12Uh...
00:10:13Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:14We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:15Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:16Yeah.
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:18That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:19This is a huge misunderstanding.
00:10:20So, we are actually fine and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine and we're fine.
00:10:22Thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:23Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:24Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:25I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:26Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:27Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:28Hi.
00:10:29I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:30Hi.
00:10:31I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:32What?
00:10:33What?
00:10:34What?
00:10:35Uh...
00:10:36Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:37We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:38Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40Yeah.
00:10:41That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:42This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine and thank you so much for stopping
00:10:43by.
00:10:44Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:51Hi.
00:10:52I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:56Uh...
00:10:57Well, you see, the thing...
00:10:58Uh...
00:10:59The thing is...
00:11:00It was me, officer.
00:11:01Ha!
00:11:02Ha!
00:11:03Oh, so wait.
00:11:04You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:07It was an honest mistake.
00:11:08Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:09I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:10It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:11Uh...
00:11:12Uh...
00:11:13Uh...
00:11:14Officer Powell, how...
00:11:15How is your wife, by the way?
00:11:16Uh...
00:11:17Uh...
00:11:18Uh...
00:11:19Uh...
00:11:20Uh...
00:11:21Uh...
00:11:22Uh...
00:11:23Uh...
00:11:24Uh...
00:11:25Uh...
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:27Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:28I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one
00:11:33walls.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:36Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:43Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight...
00:11:49Right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Let me explain.
00:11:57I had my reasons.
00:12:00Reasons?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For...
00:12:04Why I...
00:12:05Wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:07Okay, look.
00:12:08I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like...
00:12:13It's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because...
00:12:24Because you live here.
00:12:25And I live here.
00:12:27Mm-hmm.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:30Did I burn?
00:12:34Wait, what?
00:12:35Is this like...
00:12:36Are you having, like, a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is...
00:12:39This is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all...
00:12:44They took years to pick their perfect partner, and here I am.
00:12:49Married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55Who insists that I call him...
00:13:00Mr. C?
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:05That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:16You doing...
00:13:17I have, like, a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18You doing it is gonna make...
00:13:20Okay, stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:23Just breathe.
00:13:24Breathe, okay?
00:13:25You doing it?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:44Clearly?
00:13:45I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married.
00:13:48They're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine.
00:13:50But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay, okay.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny.
00:14:03Yeah.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:05Not funny, not funny.
00:14:06So, I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:13Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel sick.
00:14:18Ew.
00:14:19Ew.
00:14:20Thanks.
00:14:31So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:33I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer, and then he's going
00:14:37to-
00:14:38Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:43Okay.
00:14:44What are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking!
00:14:46Stop!
00:14:47Let me go!
00:14:48No, put me down!
00:14:49Oh my god!
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Hey, come here.
00:15:09Alright.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay?
00:15:15Just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:19Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29You're neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:31My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something that
00:15:37you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, Elle, I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people, I mean,
00:15:53that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah, they are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:06Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:07Okay.
00:16:08What are you proposing?
00:16:0930 days.
00:16:10We give it a shot.
00:16:11Okay?
00:16:12We don't tell anybody.
00:16:13And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:14What do you say?
00:16:15So like a 30 day trial.
00:16:16I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:17Yeah, you are.
00:16:18But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:19This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:20This is the actual life.
00:16:21What do you think?
00:16:22Right?
00:16:23All right.
00:16:24What are you going to do, people?
00:16:25Yeah, we have to write it down.
00:16:26So like 30 days, we give it a shot.
00:16:27Okay?
00:16:28We don't tell anybody.
00:16:29If it doesn't work.
00:16:30We just go our separate ways.
00:16:31What do you say?
00:16:32What do you say?
00:16:33What do you think?
00:16:34So like a 30 day trial?
00:16:35I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:36Yeah, you are.
00:16:37Okay.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:41This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44consequences, higher stakes. Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:52If that's what you're worried about, Elle, I mean that's life.
00:17:08All of our friends are married, Elle. You are gonna die alone if you don't put
00:17:13yourself out there.
00:17:1830 days. And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways and neither of us say
00:17:25anything to anyone. Got it?
00:17:29Fine. I accept your terms. But I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:40Oh, of course you do. Okay.
00:17:42Term number one. We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:45Not to start. No.
00:17:47That is not a weird ask. Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:52Hans, I'm sorry. Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:56Yeah. Do you not?
00:17:58Weird.
00:17:59I don't know.
00:18:00Okay. Term number two. One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:06Okay. Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:087pm, okay?
00:18:10You're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:14We're gonna give this a real shot. We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:21Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:24No.
00:18:25Never had one.
00:18:27What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37Great.
00:18:38Awesome.
00:18:39I'm your first pancake. That's awesome. We're doomed.
00:18:41Damn.
00:18:42Okay.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're gonna go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:57Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:18:59Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:09What was that?
00:19:10I don't know.
00:19:11You just...
00:19:12You get kinda cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:51Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:25Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no.
00:20:35I'm gonna kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:44Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't gonna make themselves.
00:20:51Gotta start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you, uh, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know, quietly?
00:21:00Please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:02No.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah.
00:21:10Because you need to sleep.
00:21:12Oh my gosh.
00:21:13Oh my gosh.
00:21:14Oh my gosh.
00:21:15Oh my gosh.
00:21:16Oh my gosh.
00:21:17Oh my gosh.
00:21:18Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:28Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:33.
00:21:53.
00:21:57Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No!
00:22:02No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:07What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No!
00:22:13Fine.
00:22:19Totally.
00:22:21No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:28One night a week.
00:22:30Date night.
00:22:317 p.m., okay?
00:22:571 p.m.
00:22:592 p.m.
00:23:052 p.m.
00:23:103 p.m.
00:23:12I don't know.
00:23:42Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet at all times?
00:24:10Good morning to you, too.
00:24:12And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:16me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever.
00:24:18Okay, I'm about to head out.
00:24:19I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:23Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:30What?
00:24:31What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing.
00:24:33What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:36I actually, I don't know.
00:24:38It's my first time going.
00:24:40Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42No.
00:24:43Go for it.
00:24:44Have a zen time.
00:24:46Yeah, okay.
00:24:55You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me.
00:24:59Take it or leave it.
00:25:01Trust me.
00:25:02I plan to leave it.
00:25:03Well, have fun working.
00:25:08Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:13God, he's boring.
00:25:26So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated.
00:25:31But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56So true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great.
00:26:02Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:03What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:04So, what's he really like?
00:26:10If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah.
00:26:15I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:18He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works...
00:26:24A lot.
00:26:24I don't know.
00:26:25I don't know.
00:26:25He's just different than me.
00:26:26Of course he was.
00:26:28Ah.
00:26:28You were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:35Ugh.
00:26:35God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:38You okay?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:55I'm gonna go get some air okay do you want me to come with you I'm okay I'm
00:27:05just gonna go like be one with nature or I'm gonna throw up in a TV
00:27:25oh no no no no no hi hi actual magic mushroom in them yeah yeah a healthy
00:27:48dose be well either sister
00:28:08have to
00:28:18oh
00:28:24oh hi um thank you for driving me do I owe you anything I am at Oliver's service ma'am
00:28:36Oliver oh he saved me my angel
00:28:44come with me
00:28:46Oliver
00:28:50Oliver
00:28:52Oliver
00:28:53Oliver
00:28:54hey big boy
00:28:58oh
00:29:00Oliver
00:29:01Oliver
00:29:02hey big boy
00:29:12you look
00:29:14oh my god it's you
00:29:18oh my god it's you
00:29:20my beautiful
00:29:22are you are you high
00:29:26wow
00:29:28this is just so crazy because because earlier her face was turning into yours and now your
00:29:34face is turning into hers and it's like you're like the same person
00:29:40Oh
00:29:42god you're handsome
00:29:44what did Kennedy give you
00:29:46chocolate baby
00:29:49no no no no no no no no no what's up
00:29:52oh
00:29:55oh my god
00:29:56no no no wait hey it's fine
00:29:58it's fine it's fine it's it's a little base everything's fine
00:30:01everything's fine no no it's not it's not everything it's us it's this i wanted this to work
00:30:14i did so bad but oliver i think that we need to to get there
00:30:31are you okay
00:30:39it's okay get it all out here i got you i got your little ponytail
00:30:57so
00:31:01we talk about it no i don't think we need to relive that
00:31:11oh no no no not not that um this
00:31:20this is it's wrong
00:31:22what why wrong come on oliver you wake up at dawn with beethoven
00:31:33and q4 projections i'm just some messy artist i mean we've been doing this 30 day thing now for
00:31:42what two weeks and we are already irritating the hell out of each other i don't know i think if
00:31:49this is one of my friends i would i'd tell her the truth it's a girl cut your losses get the
00:31:58annulment move on with your life so um
00:32:02i don't know i think maybe at the 30 days we should be done officially
00:32:12all of it
00:32:21all of it
00:32:23all of it
00:32:25yeah affirmative that's what you want
00:32:29i think it's gonna make sense
00:32:35i'll move out in the morning
00:32:36you
00:32:41do you mind if i put something on for my last night here yeah go for it i just want to watch
00:32:46can you actually turn on the clippers game
00:32:51you're a clippers fan did kawhi leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven to send the raptors to the
00:32:56finals
00:32:59okay then pass the ball
00:33:04peterson always does this hogs the ball every time thank you i i literally say this all right
00:33:11go go go go go go
00:33:13it's a good game good defense
00:33:39great game
00:33:40i i i don't make business investments that i don't believe in i want to see this whole thing
00:33:50through the whole 30 days it's it's prudent
00:33:57it's prudent really shut up come on stop i'm sorry wait okay but i want to ask you a question okay
00:34:05what was your first impression of me
00:34:07it's not hard okay i'll set the scene we can really love it ready vegas
00:34:16hotel bar
00:34:18lights are low it's very impromptu very chaotic
00:34:23and i'm sitting there at the bar you see a little pretty little blonde girl by herself
00:34:27an opportunity to tell the truth but what would she think what's wrong
00:34:33i mean
00:34:38okay
00:34:39here's
00:34:39here's
00:34:40dude where the hell are you door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here i need you here
00:34:45now okay yeah yeah i'm on my way i'm so sorry um pierce is having a concert i have to go no i know
00:34:51um i think i'm coming with you kennedy just invited me you gotta be kidding me let's go
00:35:00awesome okay i'm gonna go put on leggings
00:35:07perfect me l pierce kennedy in the same room what could go wrong
00:35:15okay there's a new record label that's that's scoping out pierce i need you to stay here
00:35:25i have to go talk to them okay don't talk to anybody okay oliver
00:35:31and he's gone
00:35:37excuse me are you lost you're not supposed to be here
00:35:43no no i'm actually with oliver okay hysterical sweetie the last person to bring a date around
00:35:48here is oliver go get pierce's wardrobe go now so sorry mr go now unprofessional i'm giving her a
00:35:58performance review for that
00:35:59you can be really scary why did you talk to her like that
00:36:12hell i'm tracking you and it says you're here where are you girlie you were about to meet my bestie and
00:36:18she is oh el oh oh wow i feel like i haven't seen you in decades i literally saw you this morning i
00:36:27know those mushrooms rocked my world i know let's go find pierce i think he's in wardrobe no no no why
00:36:34why not oh what because you're married come on el that is just a fantasy let's get out of fairytale land
00:36:43together okay let's go maybe kennedy was right after all why did oliver just ditch me
00:36:50okay just talk to the label guys just go out there do your thing give them the goods okay
00:37:03they just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:06sold as a teen heartthrob basic brand marketing you can get your bottom line huh scott you have a
00:37:12one track mind bro you know i think you need to get laid big time i'm seeing someone what who what's
00:37:22her name here open up i want you to meet my friend l oh okay i need you to do me a favor okay open this
00:37:33door or i will open it for you in three seconds three two one
00:37:42one you owe me so what took you so long nothing i was just uh practicing my uh set so i didn't hear
00:37:53you what's up who do you who do you want me to meet craze fan make a wish kid not exactly
00:37:59pierce this is l the genius photographer l this is pierce my prodigal brother hey hey
00:38:07so you're you're the one who stood me up uh yeah i am so sorry i'm sorry believe it or not this has
00:38:14happened before believe it or not artists have uh crazy schedules is he flirting with me sorry
00:38:37that was that was rude right it was okay do you want me to shut fire no no do not fire anybody no
00:38:46sorry this might be too forward but um and you probably get it all the time but you are
00:38:52insanely beautiful yeah definitely flirting do i hear nuptials really yeah stop
00:39:00oh hey what are you doing i'm just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:09okay cool now i got you too pierce tickets ready for you backstage and you're on in five minutes
00:39:18well i uh hope you enjoy the show oh don't leave this time and uh maybe i'll see you after yeah
00:39:28he is totally into you i totally predicted this am i psych
00:39:40maybe this was a sign maybe it really is time to end things with holliver
00:39:45he ditched you oh sorry husband i've got other plans tonight please please please don't tell me
00:39:56you are thinking about psycho love bomber vegas guy look he's not really like all that he's better
00:40:02how do you know it's not like you've seen him since right right right right right well if you are
00:40:12gonna sleep with my brother tonight let's make you look like a bombshell ready hi let's go
00:40:18oh this okay this looks like it's maybe your size yes okay oh god that is the ugliest thing i've
00:40:33ever seen in my life okay how did it get worse oh my god
00:40:48oh my god okay well we already missed out the show oh who cares i've seen it a million times and
00:40:56you will too as his future wife besides i don't want to risk running into oliver
00:41:03right oliver i've actually been meaning to ask you uh why do you bait pierce's manager so much oh he's
00:41:09just impossible you know like one time pierce had this show in new york and he was totally freaking out
00:41:14like spiraling beforehand and he needed a break but oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because
00:41:20it was in the contract like who does that right oh i feel sorry for his future wife she has no idea
00:41:28that oliver's wife is me maybe this is who he really is you know what i've been thinking and i think
00:41:34i am going to get that annulment from vegas guy good for you girl yes feminism okay well i'm gonna go get
00:41:44a drink you don't want anything right no i'm good i'm gonna wait for you outside though okay okay back in five
00:41:56fairy tales don't exist
00:42:04you clean up nice
00:42:10wow you came back how kind i deserve that you ditched me
00:42:17are you embarrassed me am i not not like posh no no no okay there's a lot going on here stuff
00:42:24i can't to me please
00:42:26come on a date with me a real one right now right now yeah right now do i trust him
00:42:39i'm gonna drive tonight spen very good time
00:42:53you ready yeah
00:42:58fancy i'll try
00:43:03you know this is so weird what uh kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:07have you ever met him he's just never there yeah a couple times
00:43:15okay so where are we going
00:43:29you ready oh god he is going to murder me isn't he
00:43:38you ready
00:43:39an abandoned construction site aka a dark place with no witnesses that's
00:43:45you're perfect it's my house or it will be soon okay
00:43:54that tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:57think about that
00:44:00that's a really good idea perk of being creative mr business
00:44:04okay okay okay okay so give me the vision okay i'm trying to picture
00:44:20here this is where the couch would go oh right here
00:44:23calm right here this is where the projector would be
00:44:26projector okay where we'd watch the clippers games
00:44:31i think you mean where i would watch the clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:34okay if i remember correctly you're the one that screamed when kawai missed the layup
00:44:38okay yeah it was a travesty of course
00:44:43i thought this was over but now what's happening between us
00:44:47okay so what about this i mean that's easy that oh it's easy yeah
00:44:58i mean your spot
00:45:00i mean you can you can put your cameras there hang up your prints
00:45:05i was thinking maybe if you want you could you put up like a little backdrop and uh that's where you
00:45:10could shoot your flowers how do you know i could shoot flowers i may have looked at your website
00:45:18oh my god you are a stalker no i'm not i'm researched okay big difference i don't know about that
00:45:24i know that uh that you listen to rock when you cook your your breath shortens when you're feeling
00:45:36overwhelmed you tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry and you know that
00:45:44you have a big smile when you're feeling safe like right now look that's really sweet
00:45:51more than just my manners i know what i don't know is what you want
00:46:07we take a chance l
00:46:11you
00:46:21in that moment i knew i'd pass the point of no return
00:46:33i was falling for him there's no doubt about it
00:46:51that's not a construction site we didn't even wear a hard hat so irresponsible
00:47:16oh man yeah can you tell me something just think about you i feel like i don't know anything about you
00:47:32now i got you too why was he texting her
00:47:36not much to know no there's a lot i mean like where'd you grow up what's your family like
00:47:48you can't tell her not now
00:47:52oh
00:47:57i'm so sorry i i have a family emergency i have to go you okay yeah no it's fine it's just i i have stuff
00:48:04to deal with now okay i'll be in touch
00:48:12i'll be in touch
00:48:15ow what are you doing
00:48:21god
00:48:29oliver darling it's been ages
00:48:31what's the big emergency mom what's going on rebranding that's the emergency we need to show
00:48:38the world that the chamberlain family is still the power player in this town starting with your
00:48:44entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm great rebranding we can do that
00:48:49look i need you on board oliver i need you all on board okay okay mom i'm here what's the big
00:48:57emergency what the hell are you doing here hi sis
00:49:07hi sis oliver i think there's been a mistake this is a family meeting not a business meeting i'm
00:49:13considering you have rocks for brains i'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting wow
00:49:18sick burn bro how dare you stop it the both of you we need to come together as a family
00:49:28give her sister a hug put your feud in the past yeah big bro come on give me a hug
00:49:33you're gonna die alone loser challenge accepted brat
00:49:44so now then the chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable
00:49:52functional wholesome it's what the shareholders need to see which is why we're doing a photo shoot
00:49:59and i need to find a photographer yes this is l the genius photographer oh god please don't say
00:50:08l my friend l can do it i am so fucked
00:50:15my friend l can do it okay yeah but let's get someone else why oh uh let me guess my friend l
00:50:21isn't good enough for you no no i'm i'm just saying let's get someone else someone who's like
00:50:26experienced professional we need a female eye for this and l is perfect your sister has a point
00:50:31oliver well i for one would love a chance to spend more time with them i'm actually taking on a date
00:50:36tonight so you're what why do you care what's the problem did l seriously agree to a date with him
00:50:43after last night i don't i i just feel like you should be focused on your craft oh spare us you
00:50:49psycho workaholic l is shooting our family portraits and pierce is taking her on a date great
00:50:56it's huddled down 10 a.m tomorrow
00:51:01this is going to reveal everything
00:51:10last night was incredible
00:51:19then the mysterious i'll be in touch why did oliver rush out and why was he so amazing and then
00:51:26suddenly so weird miss chamberlain uh no i'm i'm not miss chamberlain oh well this is for mr chamberlain
00:51:37oliver uh no i think there's been a mistake oliver's not a chamberlain either i don't know miss uh
00:51:42i just go around told can you sign for it or what uh yeah sure of course just thank you
00:51:56why is kennedy's family company sending all over this
00:52:02hey ken
00:52:04okay don't scream i have news what now another ayahuasca mixer no better
00:52:10my mom wants a full editorial for the next chamberlain media issue
00:52:14a family feature on my family apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable
00:52:18i told you mrs chamberlain only wears her meds get it right or do not come back for your next
00:52:23shit wow i can't imagine why
00:52:27so
00:52:29so
00:52:29well can you shoot us
00:52:38well can you shoot us
00:52:41you want me to shoot the editorial that's why you called you called to hire me on as a photographer
00:52:47doh
00:52:48duh bitch
00:52:51this is huge this is a major like like career defining oh my god yes i will be there i will
00:52:57so do it of course yes okay let's go also there is one like teeny tiny little thing you should know
00:53:07okay go on
00:53:08okay so it is so not a huge deal but my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting
00:53:17us for some reason probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people
00:53:22but just ignore him okay okay weird that's fine yay okay i'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m sharp
00:53:30mommy hates when vendors are late
00:53:38i just landed the biggest gig of my life to date
00:53:42oliver's gonna float
00:53:54she's so excited this one unravel everything i've kept hitting
00:54:00so then we're confirmed for tomorrow yes mom we're set
00:54:07l is such a genius creative and low-key i'm setting her up with pierce
00:54:11why would you do that i mean maybe she's seeing someone already
00:54:14or maybe i'm her best friend and i know what's going on in her life you don't know everything kennedy
00:54:19you rarely do for your information big bro she met pierce at his show and they hit it off
00:54:25besides she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in vegas
00:54:32she told you that
00:54:33duh i'm her best friend she's still planning to leave even after last night i thought i thought i
00:54:41changed her mind
00:54:44well i'm out i have a facial
00:54:47well
00:54:51well good pierce is finding love then it seems
00:54:55so now i want to talk to you about your future oliver you're a multi-millionaire sweetie and i
00:55:02finally found someone worthy of your arm you're taking her to dinner tiana briggs is here ma'am
00:55:08good bring her in mom
00:55:19tiana sweetie i want to introduce you to my son oliver
00:55:25oliver oliver
00:55:27ol ol
00:55:38ol
00:55:40ol
00:55:44ol
00:55:46ol
00:55:48ol
00:55:50ol
00:55:52ol
00:55:54ol
00:55:56ol
00:56:03ol
00:56:05ol
00:56:07ol
00:56:09ol
00:56:11ol
00:56:13ol
00:56:15ol
00:56:17ol
00:56:19ol
00:56:21ol
00:56:23ol
00:56:25my right one. Thank you so much for helping out today. Oh, come on, it's no big deal. Plus,
00:56:31I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182, for the record. Yeah. So, I guess
00:56:38we, uh, we have that in common. And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something
00:56:55in common. You okay? Yeah, of course. I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am
00:57:04super nervous. Ah, come on, well, maybe this is your sign. You got to, uh, let me take you
00:57:09out for a drink tonight, so we can loosen up those nerves. I'm flattered, but I'm kind of
00:57:21seeing someone. Oh, Kennedy, she... No, I know, I know, it's complicated. I, thank you. Really.
00:57:30He's a very lucky guy. Thanks. See ya. Bye.
00:57:39I cannot believe it. I'm getting paid to do what I love. And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:46Huh? The number you have dialed is unavailable. To leave a message- Where?
00:58:01everything okay sexy yeah everything's fine
00:58:22if el can move on so can i cheers
00:58:31you got this are we ready i've only got an hour to get this kennedy okay yeah text your brother
00:58:46make sure he's on time and sweetie add a little lip liner you look washed out without it
00:58:53hey girl you okay yeah it's just my mom is all stressed out and oliver is late of course wait
00:59:03why would oliver come to the family photo shoot why would pierce's music manager need to be here
00:59:09all right places everyone all right all right all right the attractive one is here nobody panic
00:59:17where is he where's oliver wait sorry why would you need
00:59:31oliver
00:59:35oliver what are you doing here okay i can explain finally
00:59:41we've been waiting el you've now officially met oliver my older brother hey wait wait wait
00:59:57wait what's going on
01:00:00i'm so familiar it's my older brother's car kennedy's brother has this exact same car
01:00:05you want to avoid him like the plague the last person to bring a date around here is all over
01:00:11go get pierce's wardrobe can you tell me something just about you i feel like i don't know anything
01:00:17about you and then everything clicked because that's the thing about great things the other shoe
01:00:23always drops you're my best friend's brother you're my best friend's brother you're my best friend's
01:00:35brother what is going on he's the guy i married why would you not tell me that pierce's music manager is
01:00:43also your brother i assumed you knew no why didn't you tell me that you married pierce's manager because
01:00:49you clearly hated him and i wanted to decide on my own terms if i should divorce him or not yeah
01:00:54we obviously made your decision you went on a date with pierce what what date i saw you guys last
01:00:58night oh my god nothing happened jesus you really think that little of me ollie sweetie i brought you
01:01:05some collagen water for your big shoot there she is oliver's future wife your what no this is a massive
01:01:14misunderstanding hold on pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in vegas how did oliver enter the
01:01:21picture wait did you steal my date with el oh my god you did yo what the fuck oliver
01:01:34do not touch me right now you tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me
01:01:47for weeks i was afraid you were gonna leave can someone please tell me what the hell is going on
01:01:54i'm dating el no no you're not not anymore just to be clear i want a divorce you're married ew screw
01:02:08this i'm out of here great idea okay no
01:02:13okay start talking because that was the nba finals of bad decisions
01:02:28i met her at the forbes under 30 event a year ago hey you guys want your picture taken all right
01:02:34ready get together one two three one two three beautiful nice job you guys oh hey you guys want
01:02:41your picture taken she was photographing the founder's luncheon i i couldn't stop looking at her
01:02:49but i was too much of a coward to say anything
01:02:53i saw her on pierce's calendar and i learned that they had a date and i i don't okay i panicked okay i just
01:03:01i wanted it holy so it's true you did steal his date it was wrong okay everything i did was wrong
01:03:09okay i'm a ceo i try to control everything understatement of the century but i don't know with l
01:03:18i'm different
01:03:22better
01:03:24i can't believe i'm saying this um go go talk to her just stop being a control freak and
01:03:33and just try being human thank you
01:03:39and all i do love you you know
01:03:46me too
01:03:46help help
01:03:59it's been a month since i've seen my husband
01:04:17i searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends lives on instagram
01:04:23i found pleasure in my own company
01:04:33oh the clippers just won
01:04:35but deep down i couldn't stop thinking about him
01:04:39and so i knew it was time time to do something i thought i would never do
01:04:45i think it's time for me to leave los angeles
01:04:59mr chamberlain is the package for miss l page ready yeah just hoping it works
01:05:30the last one we're ready to take these to the truck miss
01:05:35goodbye los angeles so you again i have something for you from mr chamberlain
01:05:42oliver chamberlain i know who he is
01:05:48he really really likes you you know
01:05:50el first off i want to say sorry obviously what i did was wrong
01:06:05selfish but you have to know i fell in love with you a year ago at the forbes 30 under 30 gala
01:06:12even though i never talked to you you were so at ease with yourself
01:06:16i envied you immensely so when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother
01:06:24i stole this date i couldn't help myself i know we're different though but i will make this work
01:06:32anyway any day but i leave it up to you we can get a divorce the papers are included here
01:06:41here or here's the key to your house just about ready now where we'll watch the clippers and you'll
01:06:50finally have your photo note i want you hero please say yes uh we're just about ready miss are we ready
01:06:58ready to go to ohio
01:07:10house looks nice
01:07:14saw the swing
01:07:19who came
01:07:21well i saw the letter
01:07:25cheesy or like too much
01:07:29no
01:07:30hell i meant every word
01:07:33i am so sorry
01:07:36you're scared of what i would think
01:07:39i get that
01:07:41you shouldn't have lied to me still
01:07:45but then again i guess i've kind of been minded
01:07:51about what
01:07:52i never told you
01:07:56i never told you
01:07:59i love you
01:08:01over
01:08:06i love you too
01:08:06you
01:08:16i'm
01:08:17i'm
01:08:17i'm
01:08:18i love you
01:08:20i'm
01:08:21i love you
01:08:22The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:40I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay, okay?
01:08:49Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:57And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:09:00we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:06And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:12We renewed our vows.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now kiss me.
01:09:19Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:24But now I was sure we'd last.
01:09:27We found love in a hopeless place after all.
01:09:30And the characters that have had a chance for the artwork in space factors that I ever had.
01:09:34It looks exciting and hopeless work.
01:09:36And it was beautiful, everybody twice wants to see him in the presence of the movie Store.
01:09:40And for another vacation, if you have Act 1,000 hours back done.
01:09:44It doesn't even matter who I'm asking like with them.
01:09:46We'll be right back, I guess.
01:09:50Let it change everything else,
01:09:50We'll be right.
01:09:51Let it change everything,
01:09:53And that's gonna be right now.
01:09:54I follow that browser,
01:09:55I follow mobilization on your new video,
01:09:56And it's going to be right now.
01:09:57All our city on your campus,
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