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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:19What happened?
00:00:21Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:37Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god, hi, I missed you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:06You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:09Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:12And so familiar.
00:01:14Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:16Mine is in the shop.
00:01:17I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:19Wish I didn't.
00:01:20But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:30Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:32How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:36Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:44You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:47Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:53I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:54Oh.
00:01:55Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:57You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:00I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:02You are my, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:02:04You are my best friend.
00:02:06Got it?
00:02:07Yeah.
00:02:08Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:10Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:12Sorry in advance.
00:02:13Oh, here we are.
00:02:14I'm gonna puke.
00:02:15Oh, window.
00:02:16Window.
00:02:17I'm gonna puke.
00:02:18Oh, window.
00:02:19Window.
00:02:20I'm sorry.
00:02:33This is modest?
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:35You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:41Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:43Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:48Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:53Go.
00:02:54Now.
00:02:55Who's that?
00:02:57That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:04And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:07You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:09Plague?
00:03:10God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:12This is where you grew up.
00:03:14Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:17And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:20Ooh.
00:03:21This way.
00:03:22Shall we?
00:03:23Yeah, sure.
00:03:24Here it is.
00:03:29The guest house.
00:03:33Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:34I love it.
00:03:41I just want the best for you.
00:03:43No one should feel alone.
00:03:45Especially not at your age.
00:03:48The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:50I can feel it.
00:03:51Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:58I know, girl.
00:03:59I'm speechless too.
00:04:00No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:05Why not?
00:04:08Because...
00:04:11Because I'm married.
00:04:12Because I'm married?
00:04:17Because I'm married?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:21What do you mean who?
00:04:22What?
00:04:23Where?
00:04:24Who?
00:04:25Who is he?
00:04:26Is that him?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Show me.
00:04:29Show me to me, please, Elle.
00:04:30Holy...
00:04:33Shit.
00:04:34Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:37You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:40$50,000?
00:04:41No!
00:04:42No!
00:04:43I can't.
00:04:44I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:46To get something smaller.
00:04:47I'm sorry.
00:04:48Wait.
00:04:49Are you serious?
00:04:50You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:51He is clearly sending you photos of rings to log bomb you.
00:04:54I'll handle this.
00:04:55I don't know.
00:04:56Don't know.
00:04:57Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:04:59That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:01The biggest!
00:05:02And spare no expense!
00:05:06Do not send that.
00:05:07Do not.
00:05:08Do not.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Take it!
00:05:11Take it!
00:05:12Take it!
00:05:13Too late!
00:05:14If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:19he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:22You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:26And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:32Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:34No.
00:05:35Definitely not.
00:05:36Oh!
00:05:37Well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:41Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:45You idiot!
00:05:46Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:56Take this one.
00:05:57What would you like the card to say?
00:06:022L for Mr. C.
00:06:08Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:13It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:15Doors always open.
00:06:16I know how you like that.
00:06:17Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:18I love you!
00:06:19Love you!
00:06:20You need a nap.
00:06:23Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:26Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:27So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:28As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:29Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:30Okay, good.
00:06:31Go.
00:06:32Go.
00:06:33I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:34And who knows if I'll ever see him again.
00:06:36Go.
00:06:51I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:54And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:06Hi, Katie.
00:07:12Hi, sir.
00:07:13Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:15This gift is for her.
00:07:17Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:20You never have someone special.
00:07:22Of course, I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:36I need...
00:07:42Wow.
00:07:53Oh, no.
00:07:54How did...
00:07:55How did he know where I am?
00:07:57Call the cops.
00:07:58Call the cops.
00:07:59Call the cops.
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Hi.
00:08:03Night one one.
00:08:04What's your emergency?
00:08:05Send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive.
00:08:08Please.
00:08:09I got...
00:08:10I have a stalker.
00:08:11And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:15Please hurry.
00:08:16Quick, quick.
00:08:17Okay.
00:08:18Okay, okay.
00:08:19Just calm down.
00:08:20Help.
00:08:24Who?
00:08:26Who called the cops?
00:08:28You're fine.
00:08:29You're fine.
00:08:30You're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine.
00:08:33Whoa!
00:08:34What are you doing here?
00:08:39Oh, my God.
00:08:40It is you.
00:08:45Oh, my God.
00:08:46It is you.
00:08:49David!
00:08:50What?
00:08:51What are you doing?
00:08:52Calm down.
00:08:53Put down the lamp.
00:08:54You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:56You're a creep.
00:08:57I didn't follow you.
00:08:58Dude, I live here.
00:08:59No, you don't.
00:09:00This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:01Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:03I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:04Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:07Okay, it is.
00:09:08It is.
00:09:09I'm...
00:09:11I am...
00:09:13her brother's manager.
00:09:14You...
00:09:15That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:17And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:19Oh.
00:09:21You manage...
00:09:22Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:24Yes!
00:09:25For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:28Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:30So you're not a stalker?
00:09:37No.
00:09:38Yeah, good.
00:09:41Disarm your lamp.
00:09:42I'm...
00:09:43disarming.
00:09:44Okay.
00:09:45Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:48So, okay.
00:09:49We're...
00:09:50Both...
00:09:51living here.
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53Yup.
00:09:54Yup.
00:09:55And I...
00:09:56clearly made a mistake.
00:09:58So I'm gonna...
00:09:59LAPD.
00:10:00Hello?
00:10:01LAPD.
00:10:02Why?
00:10:03I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:04Oh god, I'm not.
00:10:05Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:06Well, I know that now.
00:10:07Hello?
00:10:08I'm coming, officer.
00:10:09Just...
00:10:10What?
00:10:11Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:12You received a call.
00:10:13I'm gonna...
00:10:14I'm gonna...
00:10:15I'm gonna...
00:10:16I'm gonna...
00:10:17I'm gonna...
00:10:18I'm gonna...
00:10:19I'm gonna...
00:10:20I'm gonna...
00:10:21I'm gonna...
00:10:22I'm gonna...
00:10:23I'm gonna...
00:10:24I'm gonna...
00:10:25I'm gonna...
00:10:26I'm gonna...
00:10:27I'm gonna...
00:10:28You received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:31Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:32Yeah.
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:34That's...
00:10:35That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:36Uh, this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine, and thank you so much
00:10:41for stopping by.
00:10:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:43Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:44Okay.
00:10:45I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:48Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:49I...
00:10:50I...
00:10:51I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56Well, you see, the thing...
00:10:57Uh, the thing is...
00:10:58It was me, officer.
00:10:59Ha!
00:11:00Ha!
00:11:01Oh, so wait.
00:11:02You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:06It was an honest mistake.
00:11:07Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:08I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:09It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:10Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:11By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:12Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:13I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and
00:11:17one-on-one dwells.
00:11:18Yeah.
00:11:19Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:20Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:21I appreciate it.
00:11:22Oh, absolutely.
00:11:23Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:24I will.
00:11:26Cool.
00:11:27Bye-bye.
00:11:28Bye-bye.
00:11:29Bye-bye.
00:11:30Bye-bye.
00:11:31Bye-bye.
00:11:32Bye-bye.
00:11:33Bye-bye.
00:11:34Bye-bye.
00:11:35Bye-bye.
00:11:36Bye-bye.
00:11:37Bye-bye.
00:11:38Bye-bye.
00:11:39Bye-bye.
00:11:40Bye-bye.
00:11:41Bye-bye.
00:11:42Bye-bye.
00:11:43Bye-bye.
00:11:44Bye-bye.
00:11:45We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:48Shit.
00:11:49Okay, let me explain.
00:11:54I had my reasons.
00:11:56Reasons?
00:11:57For what?
00:12:00For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:06Okay, look.
00:12:07I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:10And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:17Why are you laughing?
00:12:19Nothing.
00:12:20Nothing.
00:12:21Because you live here.
00:12:24And I live here.
00:12:25And we got married last night.
00:12:28Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:35No, no, no.
00:12:36My life is such a shit show.
00:12:39All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:45And here I am.
00:12:47Married.
00:12:48To a guy that I met yesterday.
00:12:51In Vegas.
00:12:52On a whim.
00:12:53Who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:00Like he's some sort of James Bond villain.
00:13:03Or something.
00:13:04That's great.
00:13:05This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:09I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:13Okay.
00:13:14You do it.
00:13:15I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:16You doing it, it's gonna make.
00:13:18Okay.
00:13:19Stop.
00:13:20Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:23Just breathe.
00:13:24Breathe.
00:13:25Okay.
00:13:26Are you good?
00:13:27Okay.
00:13:28Mr. C.
00:13:30Whatever your name is.
00:13:33We need to get a divorce.
00:13:39What?
00:13:40Clearly.
00:13:41I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:42My friends, they're all getting married.
00:13:43They're all having kids.
00:13:44And I'm not.
00:13:45And that's fine.
00:13:46But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:47I do.
00:13:48I know part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:50What?
00:13:51Okay.
00:13:52So, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:13:54Uh-huh.
00:13:55Uh-huh.
00:13:56Just a couple and just a few.
00:13:57But it's not funny.
00:13:58Okay.
00:13:59It's not funny.
00:14:00It's not funny.
00:14:01It's not funny.
00:14:02It's not funny.
00:14:03It's not funny.
00:14:04Mm-hmm.
00:14:05I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:10Oh, yeah.
00:14:11How do you mean for a fact?
00:14:12Mm-hmm.
00:14:13How?
00:14:14Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:29So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:31I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:33I'm going to go pack my things.
00:14:34And then I'm going to get a lawyer.
00:14:35Mm-hmm.
00:14:36And then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh, my God.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:39No, I don't want to.
00:14:40Because I want to get this taken care of on my own.
00:14:41Okay.
00:14:42I think we're-
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:44You don't stop talking.
00:14:45Stop!
00:14:46Let me go!
00:14:47Oh, my God!
00:14:54Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:57If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:03Come here.
00:15:07All right.
00:15:08What am I looking at?
00:15:09Okay.
00:15:10Five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:12Okay.
00:15:13Just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:18Nothing but exposed rhubar and empty trenches.
00:15:23So am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:27You're neither.
00:15:28Right?
00:15:29My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances.
00:15:34But something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:40Okay.
00:15:41El, I'm a rational man.
00:15:44The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:51I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:52The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:54Yeah.
00:15:55They are.
00:15:56But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:02How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:04Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:09Okay.
00:16:12What are you proposing?
00:16:1430 days.
00:16:15We give it a shot.
00:16:17Okay.
00:16:18We don't tell anybody.
00:16:19And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:25It's for like a 30 day trial.
00:16:34I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:35Yeah.
00:16:37You are.
00:16:38But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:40This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:44Higher stakes.
00:16:47Getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:51If that's what you're worried about, El, I mean that's life.
00:16:55All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:10You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1730 days.
00:17:20And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:22And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:27Got it?
00:17:29I accept your terms.
00:17:31But I have terms of my own.
00:17:38I have terms of my own.
00:17:40Of course you do.
00:17:41Okay.
00:17:42Term number one.
00:17:43We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:45Not to start. No.
00:17:46No.
00:17:47That is not a weird ask.
00:17:48Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:49We're not in the medieval.
00:17:51Florence, I'm sorry.
00:17:52Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:56Do you not?
00:17:57Weird.
00:17:58Okay.
00:17:59No.
00:18:00Term number two.
00:18:01One night a week.
00:18:03Date night.
00:18:04Whew.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:077pm, okay?
00:18:09If you're buying.
00:18:11Term number three.
00:18:12Hmm.
00:18:13If we're going to give this a real shot, we should be intimate.
00:18:17Excuse me?
00:18:18How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:20Wow.
00:18:21Have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:23No.
00:18:24Never had one.
00:18:26What?
00:18:30Never had one.
00:18:32No time.
00:18:33Or interest.
00:18:34I mean, until now.
00:18:36Okay.
00:18:37Great.
00:18:38Awesome.
00:18:39I'm your first pancake.
00:18:40That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:45Take it or leave it.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:50My answer?
00:18:51No.
00:18:53We're going to go slow.
00:18:54Snail pace.
00:18:56Tortoise pace.
00:18:57No, no, no.
00:18:58Fossil pace.
00:19:00Slow.
00:19:19What was that?
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:28Okay.
00:19:30We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:34But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:37And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:45Okay.
00:19:47No.
00:19:48No.
00:19:49And for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:50Your real name?
00:19:51It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:03I've loved you since the moment I first saw you home.
00:20:06No.
00:20:07I won't screw this up.
00:20:08I won't screw this up.
00:20:24Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:26No.
00:20:27No.
00:20:28Oh, no.
00:20:34I'm going to kill him.
00:20:39What are you doing?
00:20:41Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:47Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:50I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:51You got...
00:20:53Okay, well could you start the day right?
00:20:55I'm a little bit more...
00:20:57I don't know...
00:20:58Quietly?
00:20:59Please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:05No.
00:21:07He says no.
00:21:08No.
00:21:09Okay, yeah.
00:21:10Because who needs sleep?
00:21:11No.
00:21:12No.
00:21:13No.
00:21:19Six in the morning.
00:21:20Stupid.
00:21:23Well, as it turns out, my husband and I thought we could not be more different.
00:21:27Woo!
00:21:38Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:00No.
00:22:01No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:03I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:06What?
00:22:07Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:10No.
00:22:12Fine.
00:22:18Totally.
00:22:19No, no.
00:22:20That is unacceptable.
00:22:27One night a week.
00:22:29Date night.
00:22:307pm, okay?
00:22:36No.
00:22:37Only time got ya.
00:22:3810pm, okay?
00:22:39Yeah.
00:22:40I'm gonna try.
00:22:41I can't make ya.
00:22:42Three.
00:22:43Two, three.
00:22:44Three.
00:22:45Two, three.
00:22:46Two, three.
00:22:47Three.
00:22:48Three.
00:22:49Four.
00:22:50Three.
00:22:51Two.
00:22:52Three.
00:22:53Three.
00:22:54Four.
00:22:55Three.
00:22:58One.
00:22:59Four.
00:23:00Two.
00:23:01Three.
00:23:02Three.
00:23:03Three.
00:23:04I don't know.
00:24:04Okay, wow. You choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:08Good morning to you, too.
00:24:10And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:15Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:19A wellness event?
00:24:21Yes.
00:24:22With who?
00:24:23My friend Kennedy.
00:24:28What? What are you thinking?
00:24:30No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:34I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why, are you jealous?
00:24:40No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:44Yeah, okay.
00:24:53You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:56This is me. Take her or leave it.
00:24:59Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:02Well, have fun working.
00:25:07Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:11God, he's boring.
00:25:13So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:28Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:34Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:36Oh, I do.
00:25:39Mm-hmm.
00:25:48We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:55Oh, so true, girl.
00:25:57We're here at Casa...
00:25:59Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:03Pfft.
00:26:06So?
00:26:07Hmm?
00:26:08What's he really like?
00:26:09If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:12Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:16Complicated.
00:26:17He's smart.
00:26:19And intense.
00:26:21He works...
00:26:22A lot.
00:26:23I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:25Of course he was!
00:26:26Ah?
00:26:27You were drunk.
00:26:28He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:32Ugh.
00:26:33God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:37He, he, he.
00:26:38He, he.
00:26:39He, he.
00:26:40He, he.
00:26:41He, he.
00:26:42He, he.
00:26:43He, he.
00:26:44He, he.
00:26:45He, he.
00:26:46He, he.
00:26:47You okay?
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49Yeah?
00:26:50Yeah?
00:26:51Yeah.
00:26:52Yeah?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54I'm gonna go.
00:26:56Oh.
00:26:57I'm gonna go get some air.
00:26:59Okay, do you want me to come with you?
00:27:01I'm okay.
00:27:02I'm okay.
00:27:03I'm okay.
00:27:04I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:13TBD.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:34Hi.
00:27:35Hi.
00:27:36No, what is it?
00:27:37No, what is it?
00:27:38Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:42Oh, yeah.
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:45Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46A healthy dose.
00:27:47Oh.
00:27:48Shh.
00:27:49Be well, ether, sister.
00:27:51No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:53I have to go.
00:27:54Oh.
00:27:55Oh.
00:27:56Oh.
00:27:57Oh.
00:27:58Oh.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:14Hi.
00:28:15Oh.
00:28:16Oh.
00:28:17Oh, hi.
00:28:26Um.
00:28:27Oh.
00:28:28Hi, um.
00:28:29Thank you for driving me.
00:28:30Do I owe you anything?
00:28:32I am at Oliver's service ma'am.
00:28:33I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:35Oliver?
00:28:38Oh, he saved me.
00:28:40My angel.
00:29:01Oliver?
00:29:04Oliver!
00:29:09Hey, big boy.
00:29:12Beola.
00:29:16Oh, my God, it's you.
00:29:20My Beola.
00:29:22Are you?
00:29:24Are you high?
00:29:25Wow.
00:29:27This is just so crazy because...
00:29:29Because really her face was turning into yours.
00:29:32And now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:35And it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:41God, you're handsome.
00:29:43What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:45Chocolate, baby.
00:29:46No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:55Oh my God.
00:29:56No.
00:29:57No, no, no, wait.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:59It's fine.
00:30:00It's a little base.
00:30:01Everything's fine.
00:30:02No, it's not.
00:30:04It's not. It's everything.
00:30:07It's us. It's this.
00:30:09It's this.
00:30:11I wanted this to work.
00:30:13I did so bad.
00:30:16Oliver.
00:30:18I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:25Are you okay?
00:30:32It's okay.
00:30:40Get it all out.
00:30:42Here, I got your little ponytail.
00:30:56So?
00:30:59Should we talk about it?
00:31:00No.
00:31:02I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:05Oh, no.
00:31:10No, no, no.
00:31:11Not that.
00:31:15This.
00:31:18This is wrong.
00:31:21Why are we wrong?
00:31:25Come on, Oliver.
00:31:27You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:34I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:37I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for, what, two weeks, and we are already
00:31:44irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:47I don't know.
00:31:47You know, I think if this was one of my friends, I would, I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:51I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:31:58So, um, I don't know.
00:32:03I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:10Officially.
00:32:16All of it?
00:32:21All of it?
00:32:22Yeah.
00:32:25Affirmative.
00:32:26That's what you want.
00:32:29I think it's what makes sense.
00:32:34I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:39I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:42Go for it.
00:32:43I just want to watch.
00:32:44Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:49You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:50Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7
00:32:53to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:58Okay, then.
00:33:00Pass the ball!
00:33:02Peterson always does his hogs the ball every time.
00:33:05Thank you!
00:33:06I literally say this.
00:33:08Right?
00:33:09Go, go, go, go.
00:33:11Go, go, go, go.
00:33:13Yes!
00:33:14Yes!
00:33:17Clippers win!
00:33:20It's a good game.
00:33:31Good defense.
00:33:34What?
00:33:37Great game.
00:33:41No.
00:33:42I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:47I want to see this whole thing through.
00:33:49The whole 30 days.
00:33:52It's...
00:33:52It's prudent.
00:33:55It's prudent?
00:33:56Really?
00:33:57Shut up.
00:33:58Come on, you...
00:33:58Stop.
00:33:59I'm sorry.
00:34:00Wait, okay, but...
00:34:01I want to ask you a question.
00:34:03Okay.
00:34:04What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:09Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:11We can really love it.
00:34:12Ready?
00:34:13Vegas.
00:34:14Hotel bar.
00:34:17Lights are low.
00:34:18It's very impromptu.
00:34:19Very chaotic.
00:34:21And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:23You see a little...
00:34:23Pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:24By herself.
00:34:26An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:28But what would she think?
00:34:31What's wrong?
00:34:33Pierce.
00:34:39Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:40Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:42I need you here now.
00:34:44Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:44I'm on my way.
00:34:46I'm so sorry.
00:34:48Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:49I have to go.
00:34:49No, I know.
00:34:51I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:54Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:55You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:57Let's go.
00:34:59Awesome.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:00I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:03Mm-hmm.
00:35:05Perfect.
00:35:06Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:07In the same room.
00:35:08What could go wrong?
00:35:16Oh, shit.
00:35:18Hey.
00:35:18Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:22I need you to stay here.
00:35:23I have to go talk to them.
00:35:24Okay?
00:35:25Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:27What?
00:35:27Oliver!
00:35:30Kennedy's gone.
00:35:35Excuse me.
00:35:38Are you lost?
00:35:39You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:41No.
00:35:41No, I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:43Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:45The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:47Don't get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:49Go, now.
00:35:50So, so sorry, mister.
00:35:52Go, now.
00:35:54Unprofessional.
00:35:55I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:35:57You can be really scary.
00:36:08Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:10Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:13Where are you, girly?
00:36:15You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:16And she is...
00:36:17Elle!
00:36:20Elle!
00:36:20Elle!
00:36:21I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:24I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:25I know.
00:36:26Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:29I know.
00:36:29Same thing.
00:36:30Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:31I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:31No, no, no.
00:36:32Why?
00:36:33Why not?
00:36:33Oh, what?
00:36:34Because you're married?
00:36:35Come on, Elle.
00:36:37That is just a fantasy.
00:36:39Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:42Let's go.
00:36:44Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:46After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:54Oh, fuck.
00:36:56Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:36:58Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:01I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like, sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:06Basic brand marketing.
00:37:08Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:09Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:12You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:17I'm seeing someone.
00:37:18What?
00:37:19Who?
00:37:20What's her name?
00:37:22Here, open up.
00:37:24I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:25Oh, okay.
00:37:29I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:31Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds.
00:37:35Three, two, one.
00:37:40Two, one.
00:37:42You owe me.
00:37:44What's up?
00:37:46What took you so long?
00:37:47Nothing.
00:37:48I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:51What's up?
00:37:52Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:53Craze fan?
00:37:54Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:55Not exactly.
00:37:57Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:01Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:04Hey.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:06So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:09Ah, yeah.
00:38:10I'm so sorry.
00:38:11I'm sorry.
00:38:12Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:14Oh.
00:38:14Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:27Mm-hmm.
00:38:29Is he flirting with me?
00:38:33Sorry.
00:38:35That was rude, right?
00:38:38It was okay.
00:38:39You want me to shut fire?
00:38:40No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:41No.
00:38:42Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but
00:38:49you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:52Yeah, definitely flirting.
00:38:55Do I hear nuptials, Braylee?
00:38:57Ken, stop.
00:39:00Oh, hey, what are you doing?
00:39:03I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:08Okay, cool.
00:39:10Now I got you, too.
00:39:12Pierce takes us ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:17Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:21Mm-hmm.
00:39:21Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:24And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:26Yeah.
00:39:27He is totally into you.
00:39:34I totally predicted this.
00:39:36Am I psych?
00:39:38Maybe this one's fine.
00:39:40Maybe it really is time to end things with a whole other.
00:39:43He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:50Sorry, husband.
00:39:51I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:53Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:39:58Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:00He's better.
00:40:01How do you know?
00:40:02It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:03Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.
00:40:09Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:14Ready?
00:40:15I think so.
00:40:16Let's go.
00:40:17How did she do that?
00:40:18Okay, here we go.
00:40:20Get ready.
00:40:20Oh, yes, okay, this looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:27Yes, okay.
00:40:29Oh, God, that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:33Okay.
00:40:34Oh, how did it get worse?
00:40:37Oh, my God.
00:40:48Oh, my God.
00:40:50Okay, well, we already missed out the show.
00:40:52Oh, who cares?
00:40:53I've seen it a million times, and you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:57Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:41:00Ugh.
00:41:01Right, Oliver.
00:41:02I've actually been meaning to ask you,
00:41:04why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:07Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:08You know, like one time, Pierce had this show in New York,
00:41:11and he was totally freaking out, like spiraling beforehand,
00:41:14and he needed a break.
00:41:15But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:19Like, who does that, right?
00:41:22Ugh.
00:41:22I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:25She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:28Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:30You know what?
00:41:30I've been thinking, and I think
00:41:32I am going to get that annulment from Vegas guy.
00:41:36Good for you, girl.
00:41:39Yes!
00:41:40Feminism.
00:41:41Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:43You don't want anything, right?
00:41:44No, I'm good.
00:41:45I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:46Okay, back in five.
00:41:54Fairy tales don't exist, though.
00:41:57You clean up nice.
00:42:08Well, you came back.
00:42:10How kind.
00:42:12I deserve that.
00:42:13You ditched me.
00:42:16Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:17Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:18No, no, no.
00:42:20Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:22I can't.
00:42:23Can you talk to me, please?
00:42:28Come on a date with me.
00:42:29A real one.
00:42:31Right now.
00:42:32Right now?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35Right now.
00:42:36Do I trust him?
00:42:46I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:48Very good time.
00:42:51You ready?
00:42:52Yeah.
00:42:53Come on.
00:42:57Fancy.
00:42:58I'm trying.
00:43:01You know, this is so weird.
00:43:03What?
00:43:04Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:06Have you ever met him?
00:43:07He's just never there.
00:43:10Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:13Okay.
00:43:14So, where are we going?
00:43:16Where are we going?
00:43:16You ready?
00:43:28Oh, God.
00:43:31He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:36You ready?
00:43:37An abandoned construction site, a.k.a.
00:43:40A dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:42That's...
00:43:43For a fax.
00:43:45It's my house.
00:43:46It will be soon.
00:43:47Okay.
00:43:48Okay.
00:43:49Okay.
00:43:52I thought you were over there.
00:43:53It would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:55Think about that?
00:43:58That's a really good idea.
00:44:00For a being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:05Show me around.
00:44:08Mm-hmm.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:11Mm-hmm.
00:44:12Okay, so...
00:44:14Give me the vision.
00:44:16Okay.
00:44:16I'm trying to picture.
00:44:17Mm-hmm.
00:44:18Here.
00:44:19This is where the couch would go.
00:44:21Oh, right here.
00:44:21Come, right here.
00:44:22This is where the projector would be.
00:44:25Projector, okay.
00:44:26Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:29I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:31and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:33Okay.
00:44:33If I remember correctly,
00:44:34you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:36Okay, yeah.
00:44:37I was a travesty.
00:44:38Of course.
00:44:41I thought this was over,
00:44:43but now...
00:44:43What's happening between us?
00:44:49Okay, so...
00:44:50What about this?
00:44:53I mean, that's easy.
00:44:53Oh, it's easy.
00:44:55Yeah.
00:44:56I mean, your spot.
00:44:59I mean, you can...
00:45:00You can put your cameras there.
00:45:02You can hang up your prints.
00:45:04I was thinking maybe if you want,
00:45:05you could put up, like, a little backdrop,
00:45:07and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:10How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:13I may have looked at your website.
00:45:16Oh, my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:17No, I'm not...
00:45:18That's what you're saying.
00:45:18I'm researched, okay?
00:45:20Big difference.
00:45:21I don't know about that.
00:45:22I know that, uh...
00:45:27That you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:31That your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:36You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:40And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:44Like, right now.
00:45:48Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:52More than just my manners.
00:45:53I know.
00:45:54Well, I don't know what you want.
00:46:05Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:09You.
00:46:10In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:31I was falling for him.
00:46:33There was no doubt about it.
00:46:35And I'm going to see you later.
00:46:36You too.
00:47:03Bye.
00:47:03Sex and a construction site.
00:47:11We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:13So irresponsible.
00:47:14Oh, man.
00:47:15Ooh.
00:47:19Oliver?
00:47:20Yeah?
00:47:21Can you tell me something?
00:47:22Hmm?
00:47:23Just about you.
00:47:24I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:31Now I got you too.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33Why was he texting her?
00:47:38Not much to know.
00:47:40No, there's a lot.
00:47:41I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:45What's your family like?
00:47:47You can't tell her.
00:47:48Not now.
00:47:50Oh.
00:47:56I'm so sorry.
00:47:57I have a family emergency.
00:47:58I have to go.
00:47:59You okay?
00:48:00Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:01It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:03Okay?
00:48:03I'll be in touch.
00:48:10I'll be in touch?
00:48:13God.
00:48:14Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:19God.
00:48:20Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:30What's the big emergency, mom?
00:48:31What's going on?
00:48:33Rebranding.
00:48:34That's the emergency.
00:48:35We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:41starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:45Great.
00:48:47Rebranding.
00:48:47We can do that.
00:48:48Look, I really-
00:48:49I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:51I need you all on board.
00:48:54Okay, okay, mom.
00:48:55I'm here.
00:48:55What's the big emergency?
00:48:56What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:00Hi, sis.
00:49:05Hi, sis.
00:49:06Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:08This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:11I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:13I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:16Wow.
00:49:17Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:18How dare you-
00:49:18Stop it!
00:49:20The both of you.
00:49:21We need to come together as a family.
00:49:26Give her sister a hug.
00:49:27Put your feud in the past.
00:49:29Yeah, big bro.
00:49:30Come on.
00:49:31Give me a hug.
00:49:36You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:39Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:40Okay.
00:49:42So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:52wholesome.
00:49:53It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:55Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:00Yes, this is Elle, and I'm the genius photographer.
00:50:04Oh, God.
00:50:05Please, don't say it.
00:50:06Elle.
00:50:07My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:08I am so fucked.
00:50:10My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:15Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:17Why?
00:50:17Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:19My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:21No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:23Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:26We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:29Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:30Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:33I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:35You're what?
00:50:36Why do you care?
00:50:37What's the problem?
00:50:39Did Elle seriously agree to a date with her?
00:50:41After last night?
00:50:42I don't.
00:50:43I...
00:50:44I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:46Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:50Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:53Great.
00:50:54It's settled down.
00:50:5510 a.m. tomorrow.
00:50:56This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:08Last night was incredible.
00:51:17Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:20Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:22And why was he so amazing, and then suddenly...
00:51:25Oh, weird.
00:51:27Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:28Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:31Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:35Oliver?
00:51:36Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:37Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:39I don't know, Miss.
00:51:40Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:42Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:45Uh, it should...
00:51:45Yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:47Just...
00:51:49Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:52:00Hey, Ken.
00:52:02Okay, don't scream.
00:52:04I have news.
00:52:05What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:06No, better.
00:52:08My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:12A family feature on my family.
00:52:14Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:17I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:20Get it right, or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:23Wow.
00:52:23I can't imagine why.
00:52:25So?
00:52:27So?
00:52:27Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:36Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:42That's why you called.
00:52:43You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:46Duh, bitch.
00:52:49Kennedy.
00:52:49This is huge.
00:52:50This is major.
00:52:51Like, career defining.
00:52:53Oh, my God.
00:52:54Yes, I will be there.
00:52:55I will so do it, of course.
00:52:57Yes!
00:52:57Okay, let's go!
00:52:59Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:06Okay, go on.
00:53:08Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:11But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:17Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:20But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:22Okay, weird.
00:53:24That's fine.
00:53:25Yay, okay!
00:53:25I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:28Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:31I just landed the biggest gig of my life.
00:53:39To date.
00:53:39Oliver is going to float.
00:53:52She's so excited.
00:53:54This one unraveled everything I've kept hitting.
00:53:56So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:04Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:05Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:09Why would you do that?
00:54:11I mean, maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:12Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:16You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:17You rarely do.
00:54:18For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:24Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:28She told you that.
00:54:31Duh.
00:54:32I'm her best friend.
00:54:34She's still planning to leave.
00:54:36Even after last night.
00:54:38I thought...
00:54:38I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:42Well, I'm out.
00:54:44I have a facial.
00:54:45Well, good.
00:54:51Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:53So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:57You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:03You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:05Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:06Good.
00:55:07Bring her in.
00:55:07Mom, I...
00:55:15Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:23Oliver?
00:55:25Oliver.
00:55:31Elle!
00:55:35Elle!
00:55:45Is she...
00:55:58Hey.
00:56:01Hey.
00:56:02She heard, am I helping?
00:56:03Nah, come on.
00:56:05I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:08Sure.
00:56:09Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:11Yeah.
00:56:12She took the day with him, of course.
00:56:17Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:23It was my right one.
00:56:26So much for helping out today.
00:56:28Oh, come on.
00:56:29It's no big deal.
00:56:30Plus, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182, for the record.
00:56:34Yeah.
00:56:35So, I guess we, uh...
00:56:37We have that in common.
00:56:42And we did.
00:56:49But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:54You okay?
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:57Of course.
00:56:59I'm really excited to photograph your family.
00:57:01But I am super nervous.
00:57:04Ah, come on.
00:57:04Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:06You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:08So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:09I'm flattered.
00:57:18But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:21Kennedy, she...
00:57:22No, I know.
00:57:22I know.
00:57:23It's complicated.
00:57:25I...
00:57:27Really.
00:57:28He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:30Thanks.
00:57:32See ya.
00:57:33Bye.
00:57:33Bye.
00:57:33I cannot believe...
00:57:39I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:42And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:46Bye.
00:57:46Bye.
00:57:46Bye.
00:57:53The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:56To leave a message...
00:57:58Where?
00:57:59Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:20Everything's fine.
00:58:21All right.
00:58:21If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:23Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:24Cheers.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:29You got this.
00:58:35Yeah.
00:58:36Got this.
00:58:38Are we ready?
00:58:39I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:42Kennedy!
00:58:43Yeah?
00:58:44Text your brother.
00:58:45Make sure he's on time.
00:58:46And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:49You look washed out without it.
00:58:54Hey, girl.
00:58:55You okay?
00:58:56Yeah.
00:58:56It's just...
00:58:57My mom is all stressed out,
00:58:59and Oliver is late.
00:59:00Of course.
00:59:01Wait.
00:59:01Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:05Why would Pierce's music man a journey to be here?
00:59:09All right places, everyone.
00:59:11All right, all right, all right.
00:59:13The attractive one is here.
00:59:15Nobody panic.
00:59:19Where is he?
00:59:20Where's Oliver?
00:59:22Wait, sorry.
00:59:23Why would you need...
00:59:24Oliver?
00:59:24What are you doing here?
00:59:38Okay, I can explain.
00:59:39Finally.
00:59:41We've been waiting.
00:59:44Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:48My older brother.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:59:54Elle, I...
00:59:55Wait, what's going on?
00:59:58I'm so familiar.
01:00:00It's my older brother's car.
01:00:02Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:04You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:07The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:09Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:11Can you tell me something?
01:00:13Just about you?
01:00:14I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:16And then everything clicked.
01:00:18Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:20The other shoe always drops.
01:00:23You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:31You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:34What is going on?
01:00:36He's the guy I married.
01:00:38Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:43I assumed you knew.
01:00:44No!
01:00:44Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:47Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:48I mean, I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:52Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:53You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:54What?
01:00:55What date?
01:00:56I saw you guys last night.
01:00:57Oh, my God.
01:00:58Nothing happened.
01:00:59Jesus.
01:01:00You really think that little of me?
01:01:02Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:03I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:05There she is.
01:01:07Oliver's future wife.
01:01:09Your what?
01:01:10No.
01:01:11This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:13Hold on.
01:01:15Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:18How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:20Wait.
01:01:21Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:23Oh, my God.
01:01:28You did?
01:01:30Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:38Do not touch me right now.
01:01:41You tricked your way into a date with me, and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:46I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:48Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:53I'm dating Elle.
01:01:54No.
01:01:55No, you're not.
01:01:57Not anymore.
01:01:59Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:03You're married?
01:02:05Ew.
01:02:06Screw this.
01:02:07I'm out of here.
01:02:08Great idea.
01:02:09I'm in.
01:02:10Elle.
01:02:10No.
01:02:19Okay, start talking, because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:30Hey, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:32All right, ready?
01:02:33Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:35One, two, three.
01:02:37Beautiful.
01:02:37Nice job, you guys.
01:02:39Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:41She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:44I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:47But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:52I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:55And I don't, okay, I panicked, okay?
01:02:58I just, I wanted it.
01:03:01Holy shit.
01:03:02So it's true.
01:03:03You did steal his date.
01:03:05It was wrong, okay?
01:03:06Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:08Okay?
01:03:08I'm a CEO.
01:03:10I try to control everything.
01:03:11Understatement of the century.
01:03:13But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:20Better.
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:24Um, go.
01:03:27Go, talk to her.
01:03:30Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:37And I'll...
01:03:39I do love you, you know.
01:03:44You too.
01:03:51Elle!
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:54It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:21I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:31Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:33But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:38And so I knew it was time.
01:04:40Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:47Mom?
01:04:49I...
01:04:50Can I...
01:04:51Can I, um...
01:04:51Can I come home?
01:04:55I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:58I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:58Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Miss L. Page ready?
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:17Just hoping it works.
01:05:18This is the last one.
01:05:30We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:33Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:35So, you again.
01:05:37I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:40Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:42I know who he is.
01:05:46He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:49El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:00Obviously.
01:06:01What I did was wrong.
01:06:03Selfish.
01:06:04But you have to know,
01:06:06I fell in love with you a year ago
01:06:08at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:10Even though I never talked to you,
01:06:12you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:15I envied you immensely.
01:06:17So, when fate happened
01:06:20and my own sister set you with my brother,
01:06:23I stole this date.
01:06:24I couldn't help myself.
01:06:26I know we're different now.
01:06:28But I will make this work.
01:06:30Anyway, any day.
01:06:33But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:36We can get a divorce.
01:06:38The papers are included here.
01:06:41Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:44It's just about ready now.
01:06:45Where we'll watch the clippers
01:06:47and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:50I want you here, El.
01:06:52Please say yes.
01:06:54We're just about ready, miss.
01:06:55Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:57Ohio?
01:07:08House looks nice.
01:07:11Saw the swing.
01:07:17Who came?
01:07:19Well,
01:07:20saw the letter.
01:07:22Cheesy?
01:07:24Or, like,
01:07:25too much?
01:07:27No.
01:07:29Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:31I am so sorry.
01:07:34You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:37I get that.
01:07:39You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:44But,
01:07:44then again,
01:07:45I guess I've kind of been lying to you.
01:07:49About what?
01:07:50I never told you.
01:07:57I love you.
01:07:59Over.
01:08:04I love you, too.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:07Yeah.
01:08:07The rest of the year,
01:08:28the rest of the year,
01:08:28the rest of the year,
01:08:32the rest of the year flew by.
01:08:38Oh, thank you.
01:08:39I moved into our house.
01:08:43Okay, okay.
01:08:47Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:50Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:53And no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:08:58we always do a date night a week.
01:09:01No exceptions.
01:09:04And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:08A day after my birthday.
01:09:10We renewed our vows.
01:09:12Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:22But now,
01:09:23I was sure we'd last.
01:09:25We found love in a hopeless place after all.
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