00:00Hi, je suis Jack.
00:01C'était moi en 2013.
00:02C'est un bébé avec un bébé de père et un père.
00:07Et c'est ma mère, Peggy.
00:09Ta-da!
00:10C'est comme un cross entre Gwen, de Gavin & Stacey,
00:13et Pam, de Gavin & Stacey.
00:15Channon va mettre des brèves de brèves dans son coffins
00:18donc il va toujours être en haut, dans le ciel.
00:21Quand j'ai eu l'univers, c'était un grand deal.
00:23Bienvenue à la meilleure des années de votre vie.
00:24Et c'est juste pour votre mère.
00:25Et c'est là où j'ai rencontré Danny.
00:27Yes, lads, you got the beers in.
00:29What a POA for tonight, Fresher.
00:31He looks like a take-me-out contestant.
00:33A little bit of bombay, Nick.
00:35I'll keep my light on for him.
00:38Allies, aka moi.
00:40I'm a flippin' ally Llama.
00:42What are you getting, Fresher?
00:43Jackie, are you crying?
00:44No.
00:45Take a deep breath.
00:47And this lot.
00:48I'm messaging Leo, wants me to come round here for fun.
00:51Nice.
00:52I'm just nervous in case.
00:53Turns out to be a manager at him.
00:54What would Yemi do?
00:55It's easy.
00:56Load a pig, choose a tribe and never give out your bank details.
00:58Run!
00:59My pills are stopping me from getting the old Jehovah's Stiffness.
01:04Are you alright?
01:05Nah, not really.
01:06You've got your whole life ahead of you.
01:08To live it.
01:10To dranks on poppers!
01:11What?
01:12To have a laugh.
01:13I feel wonderful.
01:14Danny, are you buying drugs?
01:16No!
01:17Leave it out.
01:18Well, yeah, I am actually.
01:19Some nice girls.
01:23So one day, you'll fall in love.
01:26Are you okay?
01:27I just felt something wet here in my back.
01:28Jack's got something he wants to tell you, babe.
01:30Well, what is it?
01:31Come here.
01:32Come here.
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