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00:00Holla Teddy long
00:01Yeah, I get you there all right made sense now Phil stupid
00:08Let me the first
00:51How much time kit wilson spends in front of that mirror well if you look as good as kit wilson
00:57You would spend that amount of time in front of the mirror, too. However
01:01Unfortunately for your wife you look like michael cole. I'm afraid to look in the mirror
01:06the miz and kit wilson set for tag team action against
01:10Dan housing and yeah
01:15He's gonna go it alone no one will tag with him
01:22Well this matchup tonight is presented by minute maid bring the juice
01:31This is how this matchup came about folks
01:46Look I am trying to help these young superstars like billy. I know I have someone for you to mentor
01:52meet dan housing
01:53Oh my god the most must see ww superstar of all time the miz
01:58I'm dying house you're perfect for this and as my mentor you can wear his best-selling new t-shirt
02:04Hey the miz come on in the water's great
02:10Why can't you get it through your dracula brain that i'm not going to mentor you i am the machismo
02:15How are you are cursed
02:24Nice i would love to marry you all over again and i just want to say who the hell do
02:31you think you are
02:40I am cursed oh dan housing i will be your mentor
02:48There is no curse you are not the mentee you're not a part of this family you are toxic toxic
02:56toxic
02:56Dan housing demands a match with them how about a backlash if you find a tag team partner the match
03:02is yours all right
03:04Do you really think this is going to work well free human money
03:12Eric it's my daughter's book
03:39Dome is and kit wilson waiting to see who dan housing if anyone we'll tag with here tonight
03:51Come on
03:52Come on
03:53What do we got
03:54What do we got
03:55What do we got
04:27What do you get
04:40Oh, God.
04:42The Danhausen-mobile.
04:44Oh, not this contraction again.
04:47He took me for a ride in that earlier today.
04:50Had to ride in the back, but...
04:57Somebody tow it.
04:58Take it to the pound.
05:00Clamp it.
05:01Get rid of it.
05:02It's a fire hazard.
05:04Right.
05:09So this doofus couldn't get anyone to tag with him,
05:14so he's built a cloning machine to clone himself
05:17so he has a tag part on there.
05:18Yeah, good luck with that.
05:20You know, they have cloned sheep.
05:21Oh, here we go.
05:27Oh, my God.
05:29What on earth is that?
05:38That's the clone of Danhausen.
05:40Oh, it looks just like him.
05:41He's a bunnyhausen.
05:42What did the machine run out of juice halfway through the process?
05:45Where's the rest of it?
05:47Well, the cloning machine worked, obviously.
05:49Well, it obviously worked to about 50% strength.
05:54This thing is going to tag with Danhausen.
05:57This is actually happening.
05:58Wait, it's a person.
06:00Are you sure?
06:02I'm positive.
06:03People don't come out of clone machines, Michael Cole.
06:06Explain that.
06:07Well, they clone sheep.
06:08You don't believe in that either?
06:10Hey, Danhausen.
06:11What's up, buddy?
06:12How are you?
06:13Hey, mini Danhausen.
06:15Get away from me.
06:16I think he may curse you.
06:18I am cursed by the fact that I have to sit next to Michael Cole for the entirety of this
06:23broadcast.
06:24I think I've suffered enough already.
06:32That is the coolest thing.
06:34There's nothing cool about this.
06:36This is just absurd.
06:37It's making a mockery of the Hall of Fame career of The Miz and the future Hall of Fame career
06:45of Kit Wilson.
06:46Let's not get carried away.
06:47I tell you, Danhausen's taken the world by storm.
06:57He was on ESPN all week this week.
06:59Did you see when he did the top plays of the week?
07:02One of the funniest things I've ever seen.
07:03He cursed SportsCenter anchors.
07:05He cursed Stephen A. Smith.
07:06He deserves it.
07:09Danhausen has not taken the world by storm.
07:12He has taken the feeble-minded of this world by storm.
07:17Big difference.
07:19You're going to piss a lot of people off saying that.
07:22A lot of feeble-minded people.
07:25Don't check your socials tonight.
07:26Why not?
07:26I'll block them all.
07:28Danhausen and Minihausen.
07:33Miz ready to master, inspire, and zone in on this 50% clone of Danhausen.
07:40So the matchup's underway.
07:42It is a tag team matchup.
07:45And I think Kit Wilson wants to start things off against Minihausen.
07:50Who wouldn't want to start against that thing?
07:53You stop calling it a thing.
07:54It's a human being, Wade.
08:00Oh, and Kit Wilson.
08:02Okay.
08:02On a serious note, is that actually a child?
08:05Because if it is, the whole company's going to get in a ton of trouble here.
08:09It's not a child.
08:10How do you know?
08:10It's a Minihausen.
08:13Big difference.
08:15You actually don't know this for sure.
08:19Minihausen just landed on his feet.
08:21Oh, true.
08:22Kicking out of the knee.
08:23Look at him go.
08:24Kit's got some moves.
08:26Oh, springboard.
08:28Guess what?
08:29All right, this isn't fair.
08:30I think he's a Luchahausen.
08:35Get it?
08:36No, whatever.
08:37Talking to the dead out here.
08:39Nice takedown by Minihausen.
08:42And now Miz into the matchup.
08:44Let's pick things up, Miz.
08:47And Miz having a tough time here in the early going.
08:50He's...
08:51Wow, what a hurricanrana.
08:54That cloning machine's pretty good.
08:56Around the wall twice.
08:57This thing, this little person, as you like to put it, Michael Cole,
09:01has some real talent.
09:03And I don't think Kit Wilson or Miz were anywhere near prepared for this.
09:09Now going to climb to the top rope.
09:13Oh!
09:14There it is.
09:15Undertaker impersonation.
09:18And Wilson, though, able to power up Minihausen.
09:25He continues a pound away.
09:26And now sent Kit Wilson outside the ring.
09:28So I can, you know, in defensive means, I guess.
09:31They weren't prepared for this.
09:32Well, he's a slippery little devil.
09:34That's what the problem we're having here.
09:36We need to slow this little guy down.
09:38And that doesn't appear to be happening any time soon.
09:42And now, uh, on the shoulders of Danhausen.
09:47And taking out Miz and Kit Wilson.
09:49All right, we need a strategy, and we need a strategy fast, Miz.
09:54Start thinking.
09:55Use all your 20-plus years of experience at the top.
09:58Two-time Grand Slam champ, the Miz being put through this by Danhausen.
10:03Gingerbread man and Minihausen.
10:05What a 24 hours we've had.
10:08And now, Miz driving Danhausen into the steel post.
10:13Well, this is more like it.
10:14Yes!
10:15And driving a Minihausen into the ropes.
10:18Referee Eddie Arango trying to stop Kit Wilson, Miz with a cheap shot.
10:22Well, Minihausen is a little bit too toxic for my liking.
10:26And it's about time Kit Wilson stamps some authority on this match.
10:31And hopefully on the face of Minihausen.
10:33Or he's going to be Deadhausen soon.
10:36Can't wait.
10:37Center to the corner of the second turnbuckle.
10:40And Wilson now with a tag to the Miz.
10:43Hey, this all started when Danhausen asked Miz to be his mentor.
10:48And Miz turned him down.
10:49Of course he turned him down.
10:50Nobody wants to be Danhausen's mentor.
10:56Now, look at the power of Miz now with a military press.
11:00He's pretty proud of this.
11:04Well, you would be proud if you could pull off a move like that.
11:10Against somebody who weighs about 60 pounds.
11:12What a rippling physique of the Miz.
11:15There's simply no competing with that level of talent.
11:19Minihausen or otherwise.
11:24I don't know.
11:24You know, Miz used to like to have fun, right?
11:27This is fun.
11:28Beating up the Minihausen.
11:29This is, but...
11:32I mean, in Miz's mind.
11:36Double team coming.
11:38Double suplex.
11:39Danhausen better wake up quick because his clone...
11:43Oh, powerhouses.
11:45He's in deep throng.
11:46Danhausen needs a refund on his clone machine.
11:51And there's the vertical suplex.
11:52Delivered by Kit Wilson.
11:55Thought he was going to...
11:56No, nonchalant cover.
11:57And Minihausen able to get the shoulder up.
12:00Yeah, that was a close one.
12:02It's almost over.
12:03And another cover.
12:04Gotta like to fight this little dude.
12:13Now Kit Wilson just wearing them down.
12:17While Minihausen is just making it worse for himself.
12:21All right, you've come out here.
12:22You've impressed everyone with your moves.
12:25But just tap out.
12:27Go to the back.
12:28And never return to WWE.
12:31Well, look who's back up on the apron.
12:33Trying to rally the crowd.
12:34In the far corner.
12:35Danhausen's here.
12:36As Kit Wilson now ragdolls Minihausen.
12:46Placing Minihausen and the old Trio-O.
12:49Come on, let's go.
12:51One, two, three.
12:57That was simply no defense at this point.
13:00Minihausen is a beaten man.
13:03And Kit Wilson, of course, enjoyed every...
13:05Oh, great core strength by Minihausen.
13:09Amazing powers of recovery, too.
13:11And what the hell is he up to now?
13:12For the top rope moonsault.
13:22Danhausen trying to rally the WWE fans.
13:25Here comes Miz.
13:26Oh, God.
13:27Padmeid.
13:27Here comes Danhausen.
13:30Very nice.
13:31Very evil.
13:34This little pest who has caused the Miz and Kit Wilson so many problems.
13:39He doesn't look like a little pest here.
13:41There's some sweet moves by Danhausen.
13:43Continuing to haunt Kit and Miz.
13:52Running out of steam a little bit.
13:57Trying to catch his breath.
14:05Nobody home.
14:06Kit Wilson to the Miz.
14:08Oh.
14:09Release German.
14:10Wow.
14:11He hides it well, but he has some real talent once he gets going.
14:15I can't lie.
14:18On a DDT by Danhausen.
14:20On a DDT by Danhausen.
14:22Danhausen impressive in the ring.
14:24And this would be the biggest humiliation of Miz and Kit's career if somehow...
14:34And Kit Wilson took the bullet for Miz.
14:37Miz now from behind.
14:38He's the legal man.
14:40Got the tights kick out by Danhausen.
14:42Kit Wilson put in and has his body on the line for his mentor and it's paying off now.
14:49Tag made.
14:51Minnihausen the legal man.
14:52I don't think Miz saw that, but he knows now.
14:58Minnihausen, top rope.
15:01Lana will send Kit Wilson out of the ring.
15:04Like a projectile landing on Miz in the process.
15:07And this Minnihausen is up to something.
15:12Suicide die.
15:14Down goes Kit.
15:16A rough landing for all three on that one, but now staggered Minnihausen.
15:21Smells victory.
15:24And Kit Wilson wants a timeout for a shower.
15:35And ran right into a boot by Kit.
15:39Just suckered in the little guy.
15:42How smart is Kit Wilson?
15:45Brains as well as good looks.
15:47The guy's got everything.
15:49Oh no, back into the Tony machine.
15:52Return to sender.
15:53Address unknown.
15:58So Minnihausen's locked in the cloning machine.
16:02Hey, it restarted.
16:06Hopefully it blows up.
16:16Minnihausen is...
16:17Low job.
16:18Yeah!
16:18Oh, look at this!
16:21More Minnihausens!
16:23They're assaulting Kit Wilson!
16:25Those little goblins from Wrestlemania!
16:27The cloning machine works!
16:30It works a little too well, if you ask me!
16:35Wilson in trouble!
16:37Oh God, they're coming this way!
16:39Oh my God, oh my God, Wade, they're all over you!
16:41Look at this, Wade!
16:42Look at this!
16:42Airplane spin!
16:44Airplane spin!
16:47Wasteland!
16:47No!
16:48That's my move!
16:49Wasteland!
16:50You dirty little goblin!
16:52Don't you dare use a wasteland!
16:54Wade!
16:55Oh my God, Wade, he's on your lap!
16:56He's on your lap, Wade!
16:58Wade!
16:58He just took Wade out of his hair!
17:00Uh-oh!
17:02And look at this!
17:03Oh, wait a minute!
17:04Minnihausen!
17:05Minnihausen tried to curse Kit Wilson!
17:07Kit Wilson with a mirror!
17:09Turned the curse around!
17:10Miz down!
17:11With a skull-crushing finale!
17:12Kit Wilson breaks things up!
17:16Minnihausen tried to curse Kit Wilson!
17:19But Wilson used that mirror to turn the curse around and curse Minnihausen!
17:25Genius!
17:26Now somebody come along and get rid of these multiple Minnihausens at the desk!
17:31They're gonna chew through the wires!
17:33They're biting me!
17:35And Danhausen now, trying to rally!
17:38Dragging Minnihausen to the corner!
17:40What the hell is going on?
17:42Well, tag is made!
17:44Danhausen now the legal man!
17:48Oh, Miz with a slap!
17:51Man, this has been humiliating for Miz and Kit Wilson so far tonight!
17:57And look at this!
17:59Little Fez press!
18:00Very little Fez press!
18:02The piston-like hands of Danhausen!
18:05Sends Miz over the top rope!
18:08Kit Wilson gonna try his fare!
18:10He goes over the top as well!
18:12Oh, this one's got a hell in a handbasket!
18:15These things keep grimacing at me!
18:19And now the celebration out here!
18:21Shoot!
18:23Danhausen sent into our table!
18:25Miz now!
18:27Yes, finish the job!
18:28Miz with a fire extinguisher in hand!
18:32Hope he knows how to use this thing!
18:34We are there!
18:39No, Miz, I believe!
18:41You are cursed!
18:43Oh!
18:47Miz just blasted his partner!
18:50Just froze his own eyeballs!
18:52Miz can't see!
18:54I wish I couldn't!
18:58I wish I couldn't!
19:00You are cursed!
19:05Miz, I wish I couldn't!
19:06Manny Housen from the top rope takes out Kit Wilson!
19:11Manny Housen!
19:12Danhausen!
19:13Pomp kick!
19:15Cover!
19:16One, two, three!
19:21Here are your winners!
19:22The team of Manny Housen!
19:26The team of Manny Housen and Dan Housen!
19:28Ladies and gentlemen, a buddy just text me and I agree!
19:31This right here, Wade, this is wrestling!
19:35No, it's not!
19:36What the hell just happened, Michael Cole?
19:39What happened to the industry that I love so much?
19:43I'm coming in Manny Housen's saliva, paint, bruises and bite marks!
19:51Oh, what a match this was!
19:53Kit Wilson threw the Manny Housen into the cloning machine!
19:56Problem was, it cloned Dan Housen five more times!
20:01Yeah, it worked way too well!
20:02And then these little things ran riot outside the ring!
20:07So this is right after the mirror turned the curse around to Manny Housen!
20:11Off the skull-crushing finale, it was Dan Housen breaking things up!
20:15And this is one of the most disgraceful scenes we've ever seen in wrestling!
20:19The cursed fire extinguisher suddenly was uncursed!
20:23Right in the face of Miz and Kit Wilson, and now blinded!
20:29And Luchahousen launches himself off the top rope!
20:34And then Dan Housen, with the icing on the cake, a pump kick to the man that all he wanted
20:40to do, Wade, was have Miz as his mentor!
20:42Miz said no, and now the Miz is cursed!
20:48Well, I hope the young athletes of NXT are studying this intensely to know exactly what
20:54not to do in the world of professional wrestlers!
21:00And the Mini Housen, celebrating tonight!
21:09Not quite on the same page yet on how to disappear when it goes dark!
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