00:00Don't I know you from somewhere?
00:01I'm sorry, who are you?
00:02Oh, don't you play dumb with me.
00:04You're that colored girl who gave me her business card
00:07after insulting me at that ghetto chicken shack.
00:09Yeah, I don't remember that, but that sounds like me.
00:13I hand them hoes out to everybody that comes in.
00:15Come sit down.
00:16Uh, wait, wait, wait.
00:17Are you sure you can handle hair like this?
00:20Because I'm sure you're used to dealing with texture like yours.
00:24What do you mean by that?
00:26Oh, just, you know,
00:27that'd be unkempt and coarse.
00:31And what the hell is that thing on top of your head?
00:33Coming in here looking like James Brown with a toupee on.
00:35Honey, this is homegrown blonde dresses of silky smooth hair
00:40and a healthy bounce to it.
00:42The only thing bouncing on you
00:43was that fupa when you walked up in here.
00:46Now, do you want me to do something with this mess?
00:48You know, not really,
00:49but seeing as how that scary black man over there
00:51is going to go all Shawshank on me if I don't,
00:54I'm going to let you do it.
00:55Whatever.
00:56Like I said,
00:57follow me,
00:59come sit down.
01:00Sure.
01:01Whatever you say, Moesha.
01:02Okay.
01:03Uh,
01:04I hope you don't mind me asking,
01:06but
01:06why did you choose that hairstyle?
01:09Because I like it like this.
01:11When was the last time you did anything with your hair?
01:14Oh,
01:15I actually don't do my hair.
01:16My mama doesn't.
01:18Now, is this raccoon or horse hair?
01:21Neither.
01:22This is Brazilian, baby.
01:24Oh,
01:25scalping for resilience.
01:27So,
01:28we want to try any kinks and curls today?
01:31Embrace the natural side?
01:32Kinks and curls?
01:33Are you visually impaired?
01:35This is wavy hair.
01:37And plus,
01:37even if I wanted to try something new with my hair,
01:39my mama would kill me.
01:41Well,
01:42Tara,
01:42you're a grown woman
01:43and your mama's not here.
01:45So,
01:46do you want to try anything new and exciting?
01:49New and exciting.
01:52No.
01:53You're a piece of work.
01:54You know that, right?
01:55Anything worth having requires work.
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