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01:00Meegumi
01:02But most think of her as an idiot obsessed with explosion magic
01:05It's the tale of how she came to depart her hometown
01:08And began the journey which led her to meeting her fated companions
01:11Megumi, is that a nickname?
01:29Nope
01:29Oh, okay
01:31I wonder who frayed me from that seal
01:34I don't see anybody nearby
01:35Don't tell me that's...
01:39Oh yeah, I just finished doing this puzzle
01:41But then your magic blew some of the pieces away
01:43Do you think you could help me find them?
01:46A puzzle?
01:47I'm curious
01:48Did the grown-ups from your village ever mention that coming near here was a bad idea?
01:52My mom says when places are off limits
01:54It always means somebody's trying to hide some kind of treasure there
01:57Which makes sense, so now I come out here every single day
02:00Oh, do you now?
02:02Then it seems I owe you my thanks, young lady
02:04Well, maybe more than that
02:06I'll tell you what
02:07Is there a wish I can grant for you?
02:09What do you mean?
02:11There's no need to be shy
02:12I know I may not seem like it
02:14But I'm actually a mage of truly incredible power
02:16World domination!
02:19That might be a little much
02:20Is there anything else?
02:22What am I doing?
02:23There's more to this girl than meets the eye
02:24Come on, I'm sure there's something else you want
02:27Okay then
02:28May I please have some massive boobies?
02:30Sorry, that's also a no-go
02:31Besides, you're a little young for that, don't you think?
02:34You have quite a few more years before you need to worry about that
02:37Fine
02:38Then I want to be the devil king
02:39I'm so sorry, sweetie
02:41You know what? I think it's best if we start again
02:42Compared to your grand requests
02:44I'm a mage with semi-moderate power at best
02:46So do me a favor and let's work on scaling down your wish to something I can handle
02:49Is that okay with you?
02:50Well, I'm still missing three pieces of this thing
02:52So do you think you can maybe help me find those instead?
02:55Now, let's not be hasty
02:56I'm sure I can manage something at least a little better than just that for you
02:59Huh?
03:01Think about it
03:02Is there anything else you want?
03:04There must be something big you've been dreaming of
03:06A big dream?
03:07Well, uh...
03:08Yeah?
03:08I know
03:11You can teach me the magic you used
03:13That's not a...
03:14Please, you have to!
03:16Hmm
03:17Here's the thing, kiddo
03:19I don't recommend learning that kind of magic
03:21Fine, then just help me catch some crawfish or something
03:25You don't understand!
03:26Don't look at me like I'm worthless
03:27It's just that the spell I used has a lot of cons rather than prose
03:30That's all I'm saying
03:31What kind of magic is it?
03:33Well, it's, um...
03:35It's the strongest kind that there's ever been
03:37Called explosion magic
03:38The strongest?
03:40Behold!
03:52Yes, you're the greatest!
03:55Look at all these!
03:56I think we should have grilled crawfish
03:57Let's pick some plants we can eat while we're at it
03:59Yeah!
04:00We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow
04:02Is that so?
04:04It's your favorite!
04:05We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow
04:07Crawfish the day after that
04:09It's your favorite!
04:10We'll have crawfish for dinner tomorrow
04:12Crawfish the day after that
04:14They're pretty good
04:22Thanks, but...
04:26I wasn't really...
04:27Bye
04:27Why'd you do that?
04:32She had a hungry look in her eyes, I could tell
04:33That's my sis, Ellie!
04:35So generous!
04:41What's up?
04:42Somebody's there!
04:45Hey, Megumin!
04:46I got so worried when no one was home!
04:48I didn't know you were back!
04:50Daddy's home!
04:51Daddy's home!
04:51Aw, call me, Colin!
04:53Oh, that's quite a catch!
04:55Yeah, hi, Mom!
04:56Guess what we're having for dinner!
05:00It's sukiyaki!
05:03Real meat?
05:04How many months has it been since we've had that?
05:06It's a special day, so everyone gets two pieces!
05:08Seriously?
05:09Dad gets to have three pieces, because he's there!
05:11No, he doesn't!
05:13Hey, big sis!
05:13What's sukiyaki?
05:15You only eat it on special occasions
05:16It's super fancy and yummy
05:18It's best when you crack a raw egg on top
05:20Like from a chicken?
05:21Never thought I'd see the day I'd get to sit at the table with my sweet daughters for a sukiyaki dinner
05:26Dedicating myself to my craftsmanship was the right choice
05:29Have you really been doing that well at work lately?
05:32You bet!
05:33I met this fantastic person who truly understands the quality of what I offer
05:36I helped make this happen, too, you know?
05:38Oh, absolutely!
05:40That sales pitch of yours really worked wonders!
05:42Our customer walked away with quite the deal!
05:44This tall tale's getting a little hard to believe
05:46Huh?
05:47So who was this mysterious customer?
05:57Honey, could you get some tea?
06:00My darling, some tea, please?
06:03I would, sweetheart, but we haven't had a single sale yet today
06:05So how could we possibly afford such a thing?
06:08You can think about luxuries after business picks up
06:10Hello!
06:13Well, I'm surprised to see these things here
06:16Are you in from out of town?
06:18Feel free to browse as much as you like
06:20Lovely!
06:21Who knew that humans were capable of such quality?
06:24Pardon, may I see that one?
06:26This is just wonderful!
06:27You're our first customer of the day!
06:30Get out of here
06:31Huh?
06:32That is one of the finest pieces I've created
06:35I won't sell it to someone who doesn't appreciate it
06:37Just look at you, saying things for no reason again
06:40Do you want to go home to your hungry children
06:42And tell them you didn't sell anything for the umpteenth time?
06:45On the contrary
06:46This is a rare item for such a humble market
06:48I can clearly see you're a magic tool craftsman of superior skin
06:52Yeah!
06:52You obviously have a keen eye for magical crafts, young lady
06:55Meeting a client like you makes the labor of coming out here worth it
06:58Indeed! The power in the piece you hold is immense
07:00Far better than the trash you'll find that's no more than a mere good luck charm
07:03Well, isn't that interesting?
07:05That cuff's handy
07:05It has the ability to attract the person you're looking for
07:08Really? I've been looking for someone for quite some time
07:11This would be so useful on my journey
07:13We'll give you our Crimson Demon Craftsman guarantee
07:16If you bring it with you, your journey will be a success
07:19That'll be ten thousand errors
07:20A guarantee?
07:22Would you call that a pact, in other words?
07:24Huh? Yes, I suppose so
07:26Hm, interesting
07:27I'll take it
07:29All right! Thank you for your purchase!
07:32She was a real sweetheart with an uncommon eye for quality
07:36I wouldn't be surprised if she was a famous adventurer
07:38Wow, well it sounds like you did a good deed
07:40I bet she's so happy she bought that
07:42We get to eat real meat thanks to her
07:45And now I can afford a new uniform for my daughter
07:48Maybe I'm not such a bad dad after all
07:50Huh? Yep, that's right, Megamine
07:52You promised you mean it?
07:54Even though you said I'd be stuck with your old hand-me-downs?
07:56Well, you weren't too happy about that
07:58I mean, you did customize it to match the trends from when you were young
08:01Come on! Your mother looked great!
08:03She was totally tubular!
08:05People stopped to look at her and thought, could this chick be the final boss?
08:08Now, now, that was a long time ago
08:10The fact that you used tubular as a descriptor is my whole problem
08:13Tubular!
08:16If you're gonna wear our Magic Academy's uniform
08:18It's only right that you wear your own set that fits your own style!
08:23Ah! You're awesome!
08:24You look so cute!
08:26My little girl is all grown up
08:28It's just her first year, honey
08:29This calls for the fancy tea, Snuggle Bunny
08:31How about some hot water instead?
08:34Listen up, you guys
08:35I know what I want to learn at the Academy
08:36You ready?
08:37Mm-hmm
08:38I'm gonna master Explosion Magic
08:40Mm-hmm
08:41Huh?
08:44Huh?
08:48Huh?
08:49Congratulations on your enrollment, everyone
08:52Welcome to the Temple of Crimson Demon Learning
08:55The greatest Magic Academy in the world
08:57Known as the Red Prison!
08:59May each of your journeys down the paths of sorcery and magic
09:08Be bathed in the crimson light
09:09Listen well
09:11For the benefit of all our new students
09:13No, no
09:13If the Headmaster gets started on the sagas
09:14We'll be here all night
09:15All right
09:17That hereby concludes this year's matriculation ceremony
09:20I was about to fill their impressionable young minds with wonder
09:22Come on
09:23I'll skip to the first book of the saga
09:24You didn't mind last year
09:26Well, everyone
09:27Your lessons begin tomorrow
09:28Good luck to all of you
09:30The Red Prison
09:33This is where I write the first page of my story
09:36And here are my classmates
09:39Or should I say, stepping stones
09:40It's finally over
09:42It's like the Headmaster doesn't know when to quit
09:43But I still can't believe there's only 11 of us
09:46Yeah, well, our village isn't that big
09:48So we are the chosen 11
09:51That's a sorceress number
09:53Oh, that sounds cool
09:55Are you coming, Megamine?
09:57Nerimaki's family runs the pub
09:58So the party's there
09:59I am not here to make friends
10:02Huh?
10:02How impressive
10:03It's just the enrollment ceremony
10:04And she's already the lone wolf
10:06This girl gets it
10:07Um, excuse me
10:11You need something?
10:12Hold on
10:13Have we met?
10:14We live in the same village
10:15And you don't know my name?
10:17Well, you're kind of forgettable
10:18Really?
10:19Yeah, sorry
10:21It's on the tip of my tongue
10:23Isn't she the chief's daughter?
10:25My name's Union!
10:26Oh, yeah, that's right
10:27I had no idea you were in the same year as us
10:29Because you kind of blend in
10:31So, what is it you want, Union?
10:34Because it's not like I have all day
10:35Oh, well
10:36I wanted to tell you
10:38I've been really excited to meet you, that's all
10:40What?
10:41I don't even know who you are
10:42Are you a stalker?
10:44Whoa, wait
10:44I didn't mean it like that
10:46Well, it's a little creepy
10:47So, could you maybe back off?
10:48But I...
10:49It's just...
10:50Huh?
10:52I enrolled in this academy to defeat you!
10:54Huh?
10:58Declaring yourself her rival so early on
11:00This gets more and more interesting
11:02Oh, wait
11:04I didn't mean...
11:06And so, that was the beginning of my days at school
11:09I adapted to life in the Red Prison
11:14But it was the toughest thing I'd ever faced
11:16Crimson Demons are only considered adults
11:19After learning advanced magic
11:20But that's not the kind of magic I'm interested in
11:23I want what I saw on that fateful day
11:26Well, a month has passed since you all began your studies here
11:30And today's lecture is on special classes of magic
11:33In addition to advanced magic
11:35There is also blasting magic
11:37Bursting magic
11:38As well as bombing magic
11:39Teacher!
11:40Huh?
11:40Something important is missing from the text
11:42What's that?
11:42There's nothing about explosion magic
11:44Uh, what did she say?
11:46Is this a joke?
11:48Whatever you do, don't pursue explosion magic
11:50But why shouldn't I?
11:52To put it simply
11:53Even if you were to pursue mastery of explosion magic
11:56For your entire life
11:58It's practically useless
11:59It's essentially joke magic
12:02Okay, I didn't think that Magermain could be so funny
12:06You're the lone wolf and the class clown
12:08Well played
12:09All right now, calm down
12:12Let's get back on task
12:13Okay, it's time for combat training
12:20A.K.A. gym class
12:21It's about time
12:23I have been looking forward to this
12:24Pop quiz before we begin
12:26What's most important when a crimson demon engages in combat?
12:29Let's hear from Yunyun, our second place tester
12:31Um, I have to answer
12:33In combat, the most important thing to do is
12:37To keep a cool head
12:38You must remember to remain calm and never lose your composure
12:41Five points
12:42That's all
12:43Next up, number one
12:44Megumin
12:45Destructive power!
12:47Strength is your most important asset
12:48I will not be stopped until I have the power to obliterate everything
12:51Eh, 50 points
12:53It's true that power is valuable
12:55But you're wrong
12:55That answer you gave was only worth 50 points and nothing more
12:58So that's really all he's gonna give me?
13:01That's still ten times what I got
13:02Outta way
13:03I'm certain that you know the answer
13:05It's looking cool
13:08That's why you're my favorite
13:10100 points
13:11If you don't look cool as a crimson demon in combat
13:13Then what's it all for?
13:14Allow me to demonstrate exactly what that means
13:17Call a thunderstorm
13:19My name is Poochie
13:27And I am an arch wizard and a master of advanced magic
13:30Hormos teacher among the crimson demons
13:32And he who shall usurp the headmaster's throne
13:35Wow, that's so cool
13:39I guess that explains why you summoned all those clowns earlier
13:42Yeah, you're right
13:43It just makes me cringe
13:45What do you mean?
13:46This is literally our whole deal
13:47We're crimson demons
13:48Ah, hot
13:50Now, I want all of you to split up into teams of two
13:54Come up with epic ways to declare your presence
13:56And don't neglect those cool poses
13:58Okay
13:59Team of two?
14:03And whoever's remaining will be paired with me
14:06Enemy sighted!
14:14I have an observation based on my statistical research
14:16Evidence suggests you have a high likelihood of becoming a very powerful mage in the future
14:20I know what I have to do
14:21I must assert my dominance while I still can
14:23I didn't follow any of that
14:25But I like the fire in your eyes
14:27Explosion!
14:28My name is Furi Fura
14:29I just enrolled and now I'm studying magic
14:32You feel me?
14:33And my name is Daranco
14:35And I, uh, uh, I forgot
14:38My name is Penny Maki and my parents own a popular local pub
14:41Service with a smile, but we just take cash
14:43Wait, that doesn't sound right
14:45It's hard to come up with something on the spot
14:47Explosion!
14:48I am Arue
14:49She who will master advanced magic and wield an authorial pen
14:53My personal development exceeds that of all other students
14:56Damn, your developments!
14:57They're huge!
14:59Arue's the only one who's got the hang of it
15:01Okay, Yunyun
15:02You give it a shot
15:03Yes, sir
15:04Um
15:05Well, I...
15:07I'm the chief's daughter
15:08And I came here to...
15:10You can't be shy when you do this
15:12Mastering self-declaration is the key to mastering crimson demon combat
15:15Sorry, sir, but it's so embarrassing
15:17I've never heard a crimson demon utter such nonsense
15:20This is highly irregular
15:24What's wrong?
15:26Nothing
15:27Teacher, I'm not feeling very well
15:36So is it okay if I sit out of pee again today?
15:38Are you kidding?
15:39Do you know how important today's lesson is?
15:41I won't let you fake illness just to get out of it
15:43It's happening, the Awakening
15:46The entity inside me will take control if we don't do something
15:49Oh, no, I've seen this before
15:51Megamine, if you can still hear me
15:52Is the thing within you trying to come forth into this world?
15:55I see
15:56So be it, then
15:57You can go and rest right over there
15:59Be strong
16:00Just keep the seal intact
16:01Right, you got it
16:02I'll go do that
16:03Yunyun
16:07It would appear that I am suddenly bereft of a partner
16:10Would you like to work together?
16:11Yeah, sure
16:12That sounds great
16:13Hmm
16:14Um, watch out
16:17Because someday I'm gonna be chief of our village
16:19I mean, maybe I will be
16:21Why don't you just bluff about it for now?
16:24What do you mean?
16:26Stare
16:27Here, then like that
16:31That's our training
16:37Yes, of course
16:39The moon, which is the source of all magic power
16:41Is at its apex today
16:42As a result, my strength has been heightened to an incredible degree
16:45Or maybe just admit you don't know how to stop it
16:48The headmaster's beloved bed of tulips is being washed away
16:51If that's of any consequence to you
16:52Really
16:53Wait, no
16:54Oh, no, oh, no
16:57Okay, new assignments, everyone
16:58Catch those tulips so I don't lose my job
17:00He said that out loud
17:02Well, I'm gonna go see the nurse for my timing
17:07Quit the act
17:07You get over here and help
17:09Hey, Yunyun
17:14It's heading your way
17:15Damn it
17:18Wait
17:19The seal
17:19It must have broken
17:20This brainstorm was caused by a dark god
17:23You're blaming a god?
17:25What did we just go through?
17:35How can this be considered educational?
17:37It would be easier if we could just use magic
17:39For real, though
17:41I can't wait till we get to learn some
17:43Tell me about it
17:44I mean, one good explosion spell on this would have been solved
17:47Huh?
17:48It doesn't matter
17:49You know, Megumin
17:52Sure, they called it a joke
17:54But I think that just depends on who's using it
17:56Don't be so friendly
17:58You're supposed to be my rival, aren't you?
18:01Huh?
18:02Oh, yeah, that's right
18:03You and I are bitter rivals competing to master magic
18:06I might have come in second during exams
18:08But next time I'm gonna...
18:09Yeah, sure
18:10Why won't you take me seriously?
18:14Explosion magic
18:32It's just a joke
18:33No
18:36I know what I saw that day
18:38That light
18:39Hey, kid
18:49Stand back
18:50This is dangerous
18:51You need to rest a little longer
19:02My other half
19:04I'm sorry
19:05But this world is too peaceful for you to step into at the moment
19:08Rest within the primordial flame
19:11Cloaked by the smoke of supremacy
19:13Explosion!
19:15Explosion!
19:15Explosion!
19:16Explosion!
19:16Explosion!
19:16Explosion!
19:17Explosion!
19:17Explosion!
19:17Explosion!