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Oops I Married My Bestie's Brother Full EP
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00:00:00Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:21That's crazy!
00:00:23Cheers!
00:00:30Oh my god! Who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:39Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god!
00:00:58Hi! I miss you!
00:01:02Okay, seatbelt! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh. It's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't. But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:26Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:38Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:01I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:03You are my- Hey, look at me.
00:02:05You are my best friend.
00:02:07Got it? Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12It is very modest, though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:16Oh, here we are.
00:02:18I'm gonna puke.
00:02:19Oh, window, window.
00:02:33I'm sorry.
00:02:34This is modest?
00:02:36Oh.
00:02:37You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:54Go run the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go.
00:02:57Now.
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague.
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Fly.
00:03:24Shall we?
00:03:25Yeah, sure.
00:03:26Let's go.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:29Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:32Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:53Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:03:59I know, girl.
00:04:00I'm speechless too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:14Because I'm married.
00:04:18Because I'm married.
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:25Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Show me.
00:04:30Show me to me.
00:04:31Please, Elle.
00:04:32Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that place's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?
00:04:43No!
00:04:44What?
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:46I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:48To get something smaller.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:57I don't know.
00:04:58Don't know.
00:04:59Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:02The biggest.
00:05:03And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Take it!
00:05:13Oh, my God.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:28And spare no expense!
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well.
00:05:39How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:46Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:58What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L from Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well.
00:06:11I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:20I love you!
00:06:21Love you!
00:06:22I need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:32So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:33As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:34Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:35Okay, good.
00:06:36Go.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:53I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:05Hi, Katie.
00:07:06Hi, sir.
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:08I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:09This gift is for her.
00:07:10Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:11You never have someone special.
00:07:12Of course.
00:07:13I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:35I'm mean-
00:07:42I know.
00:07:43Oh no.
00:07:44How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:04Night one one.
00:08:05What's your emergency?
00:08:06Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got...
00:08:10I have a stalker.
00:08:12And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down, help.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:33You're fine.
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:40Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:46Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:51What?
00:08:52Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:53Calm down.
00:08:54Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:58I didn't follow you.
00:08:59Oh, dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then, what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:10I'm...
00:09:11I am...
00:09:13her brother's manager.
00:09:16You...
00:09:16That is Pierce's manager and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:20Oh, you manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:25Yes!
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:31So, you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good.
00:09:42Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm disarming.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:51Both living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yep.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:56And I clearly made a mistake.
00:09:59So, I'm gonna...
00:10:01LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:10LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stuck.
00:10:15Oh, clearly, I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Oh, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:20I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:24Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:34Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:44Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:49Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha, ha.
00:11:08Oh, so, wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:19I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr.
00:11:22Uh, uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:27Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:28I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:33Yeah.
00:11:34Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:39I will.
00:11:40Cool.
00:11:41Bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye-bye.
00:11:46We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:00For what?
00:12:02For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:08I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here and I live here.
00:12:27And we got married last night.
00:12:34Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:36No, no, no.
00:12:38My life is just such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am.
00:12:49Married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim.
00:12:55That's, oh, who, who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:05And that's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:15Don't.
00:13:16You do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:17You doing it, it's going to make.
00:13:19No.
00:13:20Okay, stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:21Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:22Stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:23Okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:28Okay.
00:13:29Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:43Clearly.
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married.
00:13:48They're all having kids.
00:13:48And I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine.
00:13:50But I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:52I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:54Okay, so I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny yet.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Not funny, it's not funny.
00:14:05So I know, though, for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact, how?
00:14:15Because you make me feel safe.
00:14:24So, so, here's what we're going to do.
00:14:32I am going to go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm going to go pack my things, and then I'm going to get a lawyer.
00:14:36And then he's going to-
00:14:37Okay, oh my God.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of my own.
00:14:43I think we're-
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop, let me go.
00:14:47Go, Patricia.
00:14:48Oh my God.
00:14:49Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:58If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:08All right.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:14Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:20Nothing but exposed rhubarb and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29You're neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:30My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances,
00:15:36but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:43El.
00:15:44I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that you and I are living here in L.A., where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah, they are.
00:15:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:03How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:11What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:18Okay, we don't tell anybody.
00:16:20And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:26What do you say?
00:16:26It's for like a 30-day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:38You are.
00:16:39But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:45Higher stakes.
00:16:46Getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:52I mean, if that's what you're worried about, El, I mean, that's life.
00:16:55All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:11You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1430 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:24And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29I accept your terms.
00:17:32But I have terms of my own.
00:17:34Oh, of course you do.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:42Term number one.
00:17:43We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start.
00:17:47No.
00:17:47That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:52Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color code your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:57Do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:03Date night.
00:18:05Oh, okay.
00:18:06Starting tomorrow, I see.
00:18:087 p.m., okay?
00:18:10If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:13Hmm.
00:18:14We're going to give this a real shot.
00:18:16We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know if we're compatible?
00:18:21Wow, have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:27What?
00:18:31Never had one.
00:18:33No time or interest.
00:18:35I mean, until now.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:39I'm your first pancake.
00:18:40That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54We're going to go slow.
00:18:55Snail pace.
00:18:57Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:18:59Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:02Slow.
00:19:02What was that?
00:19:21I don't know.
00:19:22You get kind of cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:29Okay.
00:19:31We can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:34But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49No, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:51Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:55Oliver it is.
00:19:57I've loved you since the moment I first saw you.
00:20:08I won't screw this up.
00:20:10Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm going to kill him.
00:20:36What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:44Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:51I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:06No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah, because you need sleep.
00:21:11I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:20Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I,
00:21:27we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:31Woo!
00:21:31Woo!
00:21:31Woo!
00:21:32Woo!
00:21:33Woo!
00:21:33Woo!
00:21:34Woo!
00:21:35Woo!
00:21:35Woo!
00:21:36Woo!
00:21:37Woo!
00:21:38Woo!
00:21:38Woo!
00:21:39Woo!
00:21:57Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No!
00:22:01No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:03I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:07What, do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:10No.
00:22:13Fine.
00:22:19Totally.
00:22:20No, no, that is unacceptable.
00:22:28One night a week.
00:22:30Date night.
00:22:31Seven o'clock, okay?
00:23:01Okay?
00:23:03Four o'clock...
00:23:04The final class...
00:23:05Five o'clock...
00:23:06Five o'clock...
00:23:07Five o'clock...
00:23:08Five o'clock...
00:23:09What is your name?
00:23:11What is your name?
00:23:13I don't have a name.
00:23:15I don't know.
00:23:17I think I'm a little bit.
00:23:19I can't remember.
00:23:21I can't remember.
00:23:23I have never heard of that.
00:23:25I have never heard of that.
00:23:27I've never heard of it.
00:23:29I can't remember.
00:23:31I can't remember.
00:23:33I can't remember.
00:23:35Let's go.
00:24:06Okay, wow, you choose now to be quiet? Of all times?
00:24:10Good morning to you, too.
00:24:12And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever. Okay, I'm about to head out. I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:30What? What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing. What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:36I actually, I don't know. It's my first time going.
00:24:40Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42No. Go for it. Have a zen time.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me. Take her or leave it.
00:25:01Trust me. I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:08Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:10God, he's boring.
00:25:27So, you're still married to Vegas, guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated. But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:32Nothing. A little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:39We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56That's, um, so true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great. Ella with Kennedy. What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:07So?
00:26:08Hmm.
00:26:08What's he really like?
00:26:10If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah. I mean, he's...
00:26:17Complicated.
00:26:18He's smart.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works...
00:26:24A lot.
00:26:25I don't know. He was just different in Vegas.
00:26:26Of course he was!
00:26:28Ah?
00:26:28You were drunk.
00:26:30He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:34Ugh.
00:26:35God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:38Funny.
00:26:49You okay?
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56I'm gonna go.
00:26:58Oh.
00:26:59I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:01Okay. Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:04I'm okay.
00:27:04Okay.
00:27:05So I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11Or I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14TBD.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:31Hi.
00:27:32Hi.
00:27:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:39Actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:45Yeah, yeah.
00:27:47A healthy dose.
00:27:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:50Be well, either, sister.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:25Oh, hi.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:27Oh, hi.
00:28:28Um, thank you for driving me.
00:28:31Do I owe you anything?
00:28:34Or...
00:28:35I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:37Oliver?
00:28:38Oh, he saved me.
00:28:42My angel.
00:28:43Oh, hi.
00:28:44Oh, hi.
00:28:45Oh, hi.
00:29:02Oliver?
00:29:05Oliver!
00:29:06Hey, big boy.
00:29:12You look.
00:29:13Oh, my God.
00:29:14It's you.
00:29:15My beautiful.
00:29:16Are you...
00:29:17Are you high?
00:29:18Whoa.
00:29:19This is just so crazy because...
00:29:20Because earlier her face was turning into yours and now your face is turning into hers.
00:29:25And it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:26God, you're handsome.
00:29:27What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:28Chocolate, baby.
00:29:29No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:30Stop.
00:29:31Oh.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33Oh, my God.
00:29:34No.
00:29:35No.
00:29:36No.
00:29:37No.
00:29:38No.
00:29:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:40Stop.
00:29:41Oh.
00:29:42Oh, my God.
00:29:43No.
00:29:44No.
00:29:45No, no, no.
00:29:46Wait.
00:29:47It's fine.
00:29:48It's fine.
00:29:49It's fine.
00:29:50It's fine.
00:29:51It's a little vase.
00:29:52Everything's fine.
00:29:53No.
00:29:54No.
00:29:55No.
00:29:56No, no, no.
00:29:57Wait.
00:29:58It's fine.
00:29:59It's fine.
00:30:00It's fine.
00:30:01It's a little vase.
00:30:02Everything's fine.
00:30:03No.
00:30:04No.
00:30:05It's not.
00:30:06It's not.
00:30:07It's everything.
00:30:08It's us.
00:30:09It's this.
00:30:10It's this.
00:30:11I wanted this to work.
00:30:14I did so badly.
00:30:16Oliver.
00:30:17I think that we need to get to her.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:25Are you okay?
00:30:30It's okay.
00:30:31Oh.
00:30:32Get it all out.
00:30:33Here.
00:30:34I got you.
00:30:35I got you.
00:30:36Little ponytail.
00:30:37Oh.
00:30:38Uh.
00:30:39Uh.
00:30:40Uh.
00:30:41Uh.
00:30:42Uh.
00:30:43Uh.
00:30:44Uh.
00:30:45Uh.
00:30:46Uh.
00:30:47Uh.
00:30:48Uh.
00:30:49Uh.
00:30:50Uh.
00:30:51Uh.
00:30:52Uh.
00:30:53Uh.
00:30:54Uh.
00:30:55Uh.
00:30:56Uh.
00:30:57Uh.
00:30:58Uh.
00:30:59Uh.
00:31:00Uh.
00:31:01Uh.
00:31:02Uh.
00:31:03Uh.
00:31:04Uh.
00:31:05Uh.
00:31:06Uh.
00:31:07Uh.
00:31:08Uh.
00:31:09Uh.
00:31:10Uh.
00:31:11Uh.
00:31:12Uh.
00:31:13Uh.
00:31:14Uh.
00:31:15Uh.
00:31:16Uh.
00:31:17This, this is, this is wrong.
00:31:25What, why wrong?
00:31:28Come on, Oliver.
00:31:30You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:35I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:40I mean, we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what?
00:31:42Two weeks, and we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:48I don't know, I think if this was one of my friends, I would, I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:53It's a girl.
00:31:56Cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:32:01So, um, I don't know, I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:12All of it?
00:32:23All of it?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:35I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:36I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:43Yeah, go for it.
00:32:45I just wanna watch.
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:48Clippers game?
00:32:48You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:52Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in Game 7 and send the Raptors to the Finals?
00:32:57Oh, okay then.
00:33:02Pass the ball!
00:33:03God, Peterson always does this.
00:33:05He hogs the ball every time.
00:33:08I literally say this.
00:33:09Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go, go.
00:33:12Go, go, go, go.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:15It's a good game.
00:33:32Good defense.
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:40I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I wanna see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:53It's...
00:33:54It's prudent.
00:33:57It's prudent?
00:33:58Really?
00:33:59Shut up.
00:34:00Come on, you...
00:34:00Stop.
00:34:01I'm sorry.
00:34:02Wait, okay, but...
00:34:03I wanna ask you a question.
00:34:04Okay.
00:34:05What was your first impression of me?
00:34:07It's not hard.
00:34:10Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:12We can really live it.
00:34:13Ready?
00:34:14Vegas.
00:34:16Hotel bar.
00:34:18Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu.
00:34:21Very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what would she think?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:37Pierce.
00:34:40Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:50I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:53I think I'm coming with you.
00:34:55Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:58Let's go.
00:35:00Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:04Perfect.
00:35:07Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:18Shit.
00:35:20Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:24I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:26Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29What?
00:35:29Oliver!
00:35:31Kennedy's gone.
00:35:32Excuse me.
00:35:39Are you lost?
00:35:40You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:42No, no.
00:35:43I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:45Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:47The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
00:35:49Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
00:35:51Go now.
00:35:52So sorry, Mr.
00:35:54Go now.
00:35:56Unprofessional.
00:35:57I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:35:59You can be really scary.
00:36:09Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:12Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:15Where are you, girly?
00:36:16You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:18And she's...
00:36:19Elle!
00:36:20I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:27I know.
00:36:28Yeah.
00:36:28Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:30I know.
00:36:31Same thing.
00:36:32Let's go find Pierce.
00:36:32I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:33No, no, no.
00:36:34Why?
00:36:34Why not?
00:36:35Oh, why?
00:36:36Because you're married?
00:36:37Come on, Elle.
00:36:39That is just a fantasy.
00:36:41Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:44Maybe Kennedy was right.
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:58Okay.
00:36:58Just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:03They just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:07Basic brand marketing.
00:37:09Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:11Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:19I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What?
00:37:21Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here, open up.
00:37:25I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:30I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:33Open this door or I will open it for you in three seconds.
00:37:36Three, two, one.
00:37:42Two, one.
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46What's up?
00:37:47What took you so long?
00:37:49Nothing.
00:37:50I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:53What's up?
00:37:53Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Crazed fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:59Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:03Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:07So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:11Yeah.
00:38:11I am so sorry.
00:38:13I'm sorry.
00:38:14Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:16Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:34Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:39It was okay.
00:38:40You want me to shut fire?
00:38:41No, no, do not fire anybody.
00:38:43Up on me.
00:38:43No.
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but you
00:38:51are insanely beautiful.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:54Definitely flirting.
00:38:55Do I hear nuptials, Merlin?
00:38:58You can.
00:38:59Stop.
00:39:02Oh, Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:09Okay.
00:39:10Cool.
00:39:12Now I got you too.
00:39:13Pierce, take us ready for you backstage.
00:39:16And you're on in five minutes.
00:39:19Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:23Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Elle, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after.
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:32Ah!
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psyched?
00:39:40Maybe this one's fine.
00:39:42Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:50He ditched you, Elle.
00:39:52Sorry, husband.
00:39:53I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:55Please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:02How do you know?
00:40:03It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:16I think so.
00:40:17Let's go.
00:40:19What did she do that for?
00:40:21Here we go.
00:40:22Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:25This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:28Yes.
00:40:29Okay.
00:40:30Oh.
00:40:31Oh, God.
00:40:32That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:34Okay.
00:40:35No.
00:40:36No.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:40:41Hurry.
00:40:41Hey, well, we already missed her with the show.
00:40:53Oh, who cares?
00:40:54I've seen it a million times, and you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:58Besides, I don't want to risk running into Oliver.
00:41:03Right.
00:41:03Oliver, I've actually been meaning to ask you, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:41:08Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:09You know, like, one time, Pierce had this show in New York, and he was totally freaking out,
00:41:14like, spiraling beforehand, and he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Oh, I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:27She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:32You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:37Good for you, girl.
00:41:40Yes!
00:41:42Feminism.
00:41:43Okay, well, I'm going to go get a drink.
00:41:45You don't want anything, right?
00:41:46No, I'm good.
00:41:46I'm going to wait for you outside, though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:56Fairy tales don't exist, though.
00:41:58You clean up nice.
00:42:10Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:13I deserve that.
00:42:15You ditched me.
00:42:17Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:19Am I not, not, what, Pasha?
00:42:20No, no, no.
00:42:22Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25Come on to me, please.
00:42:29Come on a date with me.
00:42:31A real one.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:33Right now?
00:42:36Yeah.
00:42:37Right now.
00:42:38Do I trust him?
00:42:47I'm going to drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:49Very good time.
00:42:52You ready?
00:42:53You ready?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Come on.
00:42:58Fancy.
00:43:00I'm trying.
00:43:03You know, this is so weird.
00:43:05What?
00:43:05Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:43:08Have you ever met him?
00:43:09He's just never there.
00:43:12Yeah, a couple times.
00:43:15Okay.
00:43:16So, where are we going?
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:23You ready?
00:43:31Oh, God.
00:43:32He is going to murder me, isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:39An abandoned construction site, aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:44It is, Dad's.
00:43:45But then...
00:43:45For facts.
00:43:46It's my house.
00:43:48It will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:53I'm sure you're over there.
00:43:54It'd be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that?
00:43:59That's a really good idea.
00:44:01For being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:04Okay.
00:44:07Show me around.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:14Okay, so...
00:44:16Give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I'm trying to picture.
00:44:20Here.
00:44:21This is where the couch would go.
00:44:22Oh, right here.
00:44:23Calm.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24This is where the projector would be.
00:44:26Projector.
00:44:27Okay.
00:44:28Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games,
00:44:33and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:34Okay.
00:44:35If I remember correctly,
00:44:36you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:38Okay, yeah.
00:44:38I was a travesty.
00:44:40Of course.
00:44:43I thought this was over,
00:44:44but now...
00:44:45What's happening between us?
00:44:50Okay, so...
00:44:52What about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:55Oh, it's easy?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58I mean, your spot.
00:45:00I mean, you can...
00:45:02You can put your cameras there.
00:45:04You can hang up your prints.
00:45:06I was thinking maybe if you want,
00:45:07you could put up, like, a little backdrop,
00:45:09and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:12How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:14I may have looked at your website.
00:45:18Oh, my God.
00:45:18You are a stalker.
00:45:19No, I'm not.
00:45:19That's what you're saying.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay?
00:45:22Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:24I know that, uh...
00:45:29That you listen to rock
00:45:30when you cook.
00:45:33That your breath shortens
00:45:35when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:37You tap your fingers against your leg
00:45:39when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:42And I know that
00:45:43you have a big smile
00:45:45when you're feeling safe.
00:45:47Like right now.
00:45:48Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:53More than just my manners.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:57What I don't know is
00:45:59what you want.
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:11In that moment,
00:46:29I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There was no doubt about it.
00:46:41There was no doubt about it.
00:46:45Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:14It's so irresponsible.
00:47:16Oh, I know.
00:47:20Oliver.
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:24Just think about you. I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you too.
00:47:34Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:44I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:46What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her. Not now.
00:47:50Oh?
00:47:57I'm so sorry. I have a family emergency. I have to go.
00:48:00You okay?
00:48:01Yeah, no, it's fine. It's just I have stuff to deal with now. Okay? I'll be in touch.
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:11I'll be in touch?
00:48:14God.
00:48:15El, what are you doing?
00:48:20God.
00:48:21Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:31What's the big emergency, Mom? What's going on?
00:48:33Rebranding. That's the emergency.
00:48:36We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town, starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:46Great. Rebranding. We can do that. Look, I really-
00:48:49I need you on board, Oliver. I need you all on board.
00:48:54Okay, okay, Mom. I'm here. What's the big emergency?
00:48:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:01Hi, sis.
00:49:06Hi, sis.
00:49:07Oliver, I think there's been a mistake. This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:12Considering you have rocks for brains, I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:16Wow. Sick burn, bro.
00:49:19How dare you-
00:49:20Stop it! The both of you.
00:49:22We need to come together as a family.
00:49:27Give your sister a hug. Put your feud in the past.
00:49:30Yeah, big bro. Come on, give me a hug.
00:49:37You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:39Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:42So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional, wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:56Which is why we're doing a photo shoot and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:01Yes, this is Elle, not the genius photographer.
00:50:05Oh god, please don't say it.
00:50:07Elle. My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:09I am so fucked.
00:50:14My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:17Why?
00:50:18Oh, let me guess. My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:22No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else. Someone who's like, experienced, professional.
00:50:27We need a female eye for this and Elle is perfect.
00:50:29Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:31Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:34I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:36You're what?
00:50:37Why do you care? What's the problem?
00:50:39Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him? After last night?
00:50:44I don't. I... I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Elle spare us, you psycho workaholic.
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:54Great. It's huddled down. 10 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:04Last night was incredible.
00:51:19Then the mysterious, I'll be in touch.
00:51:21Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:23And why was he so amazing and then suddenly so weird?
00:51:28Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:29Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:32Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:35To Oliver? Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake. Oliver's not a Chamberlain either.
00:51:40I don't know, Miss. Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:43Can you sign for it or what?
00:51:45Uh, sure, yeah, sure, of course. Just...
00:51:55Why is Kennedy's family company sending all over this?
00:51:59Hey, Ken.
00:52:02Okay, don't scream. I have news.
00:52:06What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better!
00:52:09My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:13A family feature on my family.
00:52:15Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:17I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:21Get it right or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:24Wow. I can't imagine why.
00:52:26So?
00:52:28So?
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:31Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:37Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:39Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:43That's why you called. You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:47Duh, bitch!
00:52:50Infinity. This is huge! This is major, like, like, career defining.
00:52:54Oh, my God. Yes, I will be there. I will so do it, of course.
00:52:58Yes! Okay, let's go!
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:07Okay, go on.
00:53:09Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird. That's fine.
00:53:26Yay! Okay!
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:29Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:38I just landed the biggest geek of my life to date.
00:53:41Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:42She's so excited.
00:53:55This won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:53:57So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:05Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:06Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:10Why would you do that?
00:54:12Maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:14Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:17You don't know everything, Kennedy. You rarely do.
00:54:19For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:25Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:29She told you that.
00:54:31Duh.
00:54:33I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave.
00:54:37Even after last night.
00:54:39I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:41Well, I'm out. I have a facial.
00:54:47Well, good. Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:54So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multi-millionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:04You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:07Good. Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:11Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:24Oliver?
00:55:26Oliver.
00:55:32Al!
00:55:36Al!
00:55:41I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:55:56Sure.
00:55:58If she...
00:56:02Hey.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04You sure you don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:07I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:10Gotta support the arts, right?
00:56:11Uh, yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:18Maybe I should've just let him have her from the start.
00:56:20It was my right one.
00:56:22So much for helping out today.
00:56:23Oh, come on.
00:56:24It's no big deal.
00:56:25Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to jam out the Blink-182.
00:56:26For the record.
00:56:27Yeah.
00:56:28So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:29And we did.
00:56:30But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:31You okay?
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:34Of course.
00:56:47I'm really excited to photograph your family.
00:56:50But...
00:56:51Maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:54You okay?
00:56:55Yeah.
00:56:56Of course.
00:56:57I'm really excited to photograph your family.
00:57:01But I am super nervous.
00:57:04Ah, come on.
00:57:05Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:06You gotta, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:09So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:17I'm flattered.
00:57:19But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:21Oh.
00:57:22Kennedy, she...
00:57:23No, I know.
00:57:24I know.
00:57:25It's complicated.
00:57:26I...
00:57:28Really.
00:57:29He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:30Thanks.
00:57:33See ya.
00:57:34Bye.
00:57:39I cannot believe...
00:57:40I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:43And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:46The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:59To leave a message...
00:58:00Where?
00:58:01Everything okay sexy?
00:58:02Yeah.
00:58:03Everything's fine.
00:58:04Okay.
00:58:05If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:06Cheers.
00:58:07Cheers.
00:58:08Cheers.
00:58:09Cheers.
00:58:10Cheers.
00:58:11Okay, Elle.
00:58:12You got this.
00:58:13Yeah.
00:58:14Got this.
00:58:15Are we ready?
00:58:16I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:17Kennedy.
00:58:18Kennedy.
00:58:19Yeah.
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22Text your brother.
00:58:23Make sure he's on time.
00:58:24And...
00:58:25Sweetie.
00:58:26Add a little lip liner.
00:58:27You look washed out without it.
00:58:28Hey girl.
00:58:29You okay?
00:58:30Yeah.
00:58:31It's just...
00:58:32I'm gonna get this.
00:58:33She's the first one.
00:58:34I'm gonna get her.
00:58:35I'm gonna get her.
00:58:36Okay, Elle.
00:58:37I'm gonna get her.
00:58:38You got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:45Text your brother.
00:58:46Make sure he's on time.
00:58:47And...
00:58:48Sweetie.
00:58:49Add a little lip liner.
00:58:50You look washed out without it.
00:58:53Hey, girl, you okay?
00:58:58Yeah, it's just my mom is all stressed out and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:02Wait, why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:10All right, places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:16Nobody panic.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry, why would you need...
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:35Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:49My older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:55Wait, wait, what?
00:59:56Elle.
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:05You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:08The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:14Just about you?
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:19Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:27You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:39Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:45No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:48Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, well you obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:01You really think that little of me?
01:01:03Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoe.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:10Your what?
01:01:12No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:20How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait, did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:27Oh my God, you did.
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:00Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:04You're married?
01:02:07Ew, screw this.
01:02:08I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm good.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21Okay, start talking.
01:02:22Because that was the NBA finals of bad decisions.
01:02:25I met her at the Forbes under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:33All right, ready?
01:02:34Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:36One, two, three.
01:02:38Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:42She was photographing the founders, wasn't she?
01:02:45I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:48But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar, and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:57And I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just wanted it.
01:03:01Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong.
01:03:07Okay, everything I did was wrong.
01:03:09Okay, I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:12Understatement of the century.
01:03:14But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:21Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:26I'm...
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go, talk to her.
01:03:30Just stop being a control freak, and just try being human.
01:03:39And all of you, I do love you, you know.
01:03:46Me too.
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:04:00It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:16I searched for joy in my solo life, and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:23I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:33Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:34But, deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:41Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:48Mom?
01:04:51I...
01:04:51Can I, um...
01:04:53Over the floor, let him come.
01:04:54Can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:59I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:59Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L. Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:19Here's to hoping it works.
01:05:20This is the last one.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37Oh, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:48He really, really likes you.
01:05:50You know?
01:05:58El, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago.
01:06:10At the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you.
01:06:14You were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:16I envied you immensely.
01:06:20So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:27I know we're different, El.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway.
01:06:33Any day.
01:06:35But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:39The papers are included here.
01:06:41Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:46Just about ready now.
01:06:48Where we'll watch the clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here now.
01:06:53Please say yes.
01:06:54Uh, we're just about ready, miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:10House looks nice.
01:07:13I saw the swing.
01:07:14You came.
01:07:21Well.
01:07:22I saw the letter.
01:07:25Cheesy.
01:07:26Or like, too much.
01:07:29No.
01:07:30Hell, I meant every word.
01:07:32I am so sorry.
01:07:34You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:38I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:45But, then again, I guess I've kind of been lying to you, too.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:01I love you, too.
01:08:08Yeah.
01:08:31The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:40I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:46Okay.
01:08:49Our love for the clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong sometimes.
01:08:54And, no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:05And, almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:12We renewed our vows.
01:09:13I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now be some time.
01:09:21Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:24But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:27We found love in a hopeless place, after all.
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