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Oops, I Married My Bestie's Brother FULL EP
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00:00:00Hey birthday girl! My brother said you missed your date with him last night. What happened?
00:00:22Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:52Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in! Get in the car! Oh my god! Oh my god! I miss you!
00:01:02Okay, seatbelt! Buckle up! Buckle up!
00:01:07You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:11Your new car smells really good, by the way. And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car. Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't. But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:31Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:42Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Ugh!
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent. You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:01I am not going to let you struggle. You are my-
00:02:04Hey, look at me. Look at me. You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it? Yeah.
00:02:09Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:12Uh, it is very modest though. Sorry in advance.
00:02:17Oh! Here we are.
00:02:18I'm gonna puke.
00:02:19Oh, window, window.
00:02:21I'm sorry.
00:02:34This is modest?
00:02:36Oh!
00:02:38You should see the Aspen house.
00:02:40Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:44Uh, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:49Go around the block, Sven.
00:02:55Go! Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager. And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh?
00:03:09You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Mm-hmm.
00:03:17Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Sly.
00:03:25Shall we?
00:03:26Yeah, sure.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:35Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:43I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:53Ah!
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:00I know, girl. I'm speechless too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:11Because I'm married?
00:04:18Because I'm married?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Ah!
00:04:22What do you mean who?
00:04:23What?
00:04:24Where?
00:04:25Who?
00:04:26Who is he?
00:04:27Is that him?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Show me!
00:04:30Show me to me!
00:04:31Please, Elle!
00:04:32Lee?
00:04:35Shit!
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that Lee's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?!
00:04:43No!
00:04:44I can't!
00:04:45I have to tell him to get something less expensive, to get something smaller.
00:04:48I'm sorry!
00:04:49Wait!
00:04:50Are you serious?
00:04:51You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:57Community, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:59Yes, I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:03The biggest!
00:05:04And spare no expense!
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not!
00:05:12Take it!
00:05:14Too late!
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun, he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:28And spare no expense!
00:05:32Why would they be together?
00:05:34Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Definitely not.
00:05:38Oh, well, how lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste?
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:51Take this one.
00:05:58What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L from Mr. C.
00:06:06Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food. It's in the main house, back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open. I know how you like that. Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21Hey, I love you!
00:06:22Love you!
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah. So go to the Mulholland house for now. As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left ten minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good. Go. Go.
00:06:37I can't believe I'm married. And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:06:57Hi, Katie.
00:06:58Hi, sir.
00:06:59Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner. This gift is for her. Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:20You never have someone special. Of course. I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I'm neat. Wow.
00:07:45Oh, no. How did... How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Cops. Call the cops. Call the cops. Call the cops. Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi!
00:08:05Night one one. What's your emergency?
00:08:07Call the police officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive. Please. I got... I have a stalker. And I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry. Quick. Quick.
00:08:18Okay. Okay, breathe. Just calm down. Help.
00:08:26Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:29No, you're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine. You're fine.
00:08:34What are you doing here?
00:08:41Oh, my God. It is you.
00:08:47Oh, my God. It is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What? Al? Al? What are you doing? Calm down. Put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas. You're a creep.
00:08:58I didn't follow you. Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't. This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is. It is. I'm...
00:09:12I am...
00:09:14Her brother's manager.
00:09:16You...
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager.
00:09:19And an emotionless psycho.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:22You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes!
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:36So you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good. Disarm your lamp.
00:09:43I'm...
00:09:45Disarming.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:52Both...
00:09:53Living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yup.
00:09:56Yup.
00:09:57And I...
00:09:58Clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So, I'm gonna...
00:10:02LAPD.
00:10:05Hello?
00:10:11LAPD.
00:10:12Why?
00:10:13Well, I thought you were stalking me.
00:10:15Okay.
00:10:16Oh, clearly I'm not.
00:10:17Okay.
00:10:18I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:19Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:27What?
00:10:28Good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:36Yeah.
00:10:37That's a funny story, actually.
00:10:38This is a huge misunderstanding.
00:10:40So, we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:46Okay.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:55I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:10:58Uh, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Uh, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Ha!
00:11:08Ha!
00:11:09Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, though.
00:11:19We don't.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:21It's a pleasure to see you again, Mr.
00:11:23Uh, uh, Officer Powell, how is your wife?
00:11:25By the way, she's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen, you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwells.
00:11:34Yeah.
00:11:35Cool, cool, cool.
00:11:36Hey, uh, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say hi to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:42Cool.
00:11:43Bye-bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay.
00:11:56Let me explain.
00:11:57I need to know your name.
00:11:58I had my reasons.
00:12:00Reasons?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For-
00:12:04For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like, it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because, because you live here, and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:34Is this like, are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no.
00:12:38No, no.
00:12:39My life is just such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends, all of them, they all, they took years to pick their perfect partner,
00:12:46and here I am, married to a guy that I met yesterday in Vegas on a whim that's-
00:12:56who insists that I call him Mr. C.
00:13:01Like he's some sort of James Bond villain or something.
00:13:05That's great.
00:13:06This is just not where I thought my life would be at this point.
00:13:11I think I'm going to throw up.
00:13:13Okay, you do it, I have like a bad gag grief.
00:13:17Like you doing it, it's going to make-
00:13:20Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:24Okay?
00:13:25Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:31Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:44Clearly?
00:13:45I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends, they're all getting married, they're all having kids, and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine, but I don't know what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you felt the same thing I did.
00:13:55Okay, okay.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so, I know that I've had a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:02But it's not funny yet.
00:14:03Okay.
00:14:04Not funny, it's not funny.
00:14:05Mm-hmm.
00:14:06So, I know though for a fact that you are the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you, for a fact?
00:14:13Mm-hmm.
00:14:14How?
00:14:15Because you make me feel fixed.
00:14:31So, so, here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:33I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm gonna go pack my things, and then I'm gonna get a lawyer, and then he's gonna-
00:14:37Okay, oh my god, can you just let me talk for two minutes?
00:14:40No, I don't want to, because I want to get this taken care of my own.
00:14:43I think, wait, what are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking!
00:14:46Stop!
00:14:47Let me go!
00:14:48No, let me down!
00:14:49Oh my god!
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Are you seriously trying to seduce me at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you, you would know.
00:15:05Come here.
00:15:09Alright.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Yeah.
00:15:12Okay, five years ago, it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay, just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:20Nothing but exposed rhubar and empty trenches.
00:15:25So, am I the dirt or the rebar in this metaphor?
00:15:29You're neither.
00:15:30Right?
00:15:31My point is that sometimes things take time and the right circumstances, but something that you thought was nothing can turn out to be really great.
00:15:42Look, El.
00:15:43I'm a rational man.
00:15:45The fact that you and I are living here in LA, where there's like 10 million people.
00:15:52I mean, that doesn't just happen. The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:55Yeah.
00:15:56Yeah.
00:15:57They are.
00:15:58But so is marrying someone you've known for three hours.
00:16:04How am I supposed to tell my friends that?
00:16:06Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:14What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:19Okay? We don't tell anybody.
00:16:21And if it doesn't work, we just go our separate ways.
00:16:26What do you say?
00:16:27For like a 30 day trial?
00:16:36I'm a business man, aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:39You are.
00:16:40But this isn't some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life with real consequences.
00:16:46Higher stakes.
00:16:49Like getting your feelings hurt?
00:16:53If that's what you're worried about, El, I mean that's life.
00:16:57All of our friends are married, El.
00:17:12You are going to die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:17:1930 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work, we go our separate ways.
00:17:24And neither of us say anything to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29Fine.
00:17:30I accept your terms.
00:17:32But...
00:17:34I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:41Oh, of course you do.
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start! No!
00:17:47Wait, that is not a weird ask.
00:17:48Most married couples sleep in the same bed.
00:17:51We're not in the medieval...
00:17:53Hans, I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color coat your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58Do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:18:00No!
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:06Okay, starting tomorrow I see.
00:18:097pm, okay?
00:18:11If you're buying.
00:18:13Term number three.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:15We're gonna give this a real shot.
00:18:17We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we gonna know if we're compatible?
00:18:22Wow, um, have any of your exes told you that you're super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Never had one.
00:18:28What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:34No time.
00:18:35Or interest.
00:18:36I mean, until now.
00:18:38Okay, great!
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:42We're doomed.
00:18:43Damn.
00:18:44Those are my terms.
00:18:45One night of intimacy per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:48You're playing hardball now, Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:55We're gonna go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:58Tortoise pace.
00:18:59No, no, no.
00:19:00Fossil pace.
00:19:02Slow.
00:19:09What was that?
00:19:10I don't know.
00:19:11You just...
00:19:12You get kinda cute when you're all flustered.
00:19:27Okay, we can keep turn two date nights.
00:19:35But we are not sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:39And you are not seeing me naked for a very, very long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:49Oh, and for the love of God, what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:54Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you since the moment I first saw you, Al.
00:20:09I won't screw this up.
00:20:24Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:28No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:35I'm gonna kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:45Why are you blasting grown man jazz at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:48Deals aren't gonna make themselves.
00:20:52Gotta start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you, uh, could you start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know, quietly, please?
00:21:03No.
00:21:07No.
00:21:09He says no.
00:21:10Okay, yeah, because who needs to sleep?
00:21:11I don't need to sleep.
00:21:12I don't need to sleep.
00:21:13I don't need to sleep.
00:21:14I don't need to sleep.
00:21:15No.
00:21:21Six in the morning, stupid.
00:21:24Well, as it turns out, my husband and I, we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:30Woo!
00:21:58Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No!
00:22:02No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract under any circumstances.
00:22:08What?
00:22:09Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No!
00:22:14Fine.
00:22:20Totally.
00:22:21No!
00:22:22No!
00:22:23That is unacceptable!
00:22:25One night a week.
00:22:30Date night.
00:22:327 p.m. OK?
00:22:33Let's go.
00:23:03Let's go.
00:23:33Let's go.
00:24:03Let's go.
00:24:04Let's go.
00:24:06Okay.
00:24:07Wow.
00:24:08You choose now to be quiet?
00:24:09Of all times?
00:24:10Good morning to you too.
00:24:12And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:16me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19I'm about to head out.
00:24:20I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy.
00:24:26What?
00:24:27What are you thinking?
00:24:28What?
00:24:29What are you thinking?
00:24:32No, nothing.
00:24:33What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:36I actually, I don't know.
00:24:38It's my first time going.
00:24:40Why, are you jealous?
00:24:42I don't know.
00:24:43Go for it.
00:24:44Have a zen time.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47Okay.
00:24:48You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me.
00:24:59Take it or leave it.
00:25:01Trust me.
00:25:02I plan to leave it.
00:25:04Well, have fun working.
00:25:08Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:13God, he's boring.
00:25:27So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:30Yeah, it's complicated.
00:25:31But stop, don't make fun of me.
00:25:34Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu.
00:25:54Honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:57So true, girl.
00:25:59We're here at...
00:26:01Great.
00:26:02Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:03What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:08So?
00:26:09Hmm.
00:26:10What's he really like?
00:26:11If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:14Yeah, yeah.
00:26:15I mean, he's...
00:26:16complicated.
00:26:17He's smart.
00:26:18And intense.
00:26:19He works...
00:26:20a lot.
00:26:21I don't know.
00:26:22He's just different in Vegas.
00:26:23Of course he was!
00:26:24Huh?
00:26:25You were drunk.
00:26:26He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:29Ugh.
00:26:30God, he sounds like my brother.
00:26:31Funny.
00:26:32Hmm.
00:26:33Hmm.
00:26:34Hmm.
00:26:35Hmm.
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00:26:50Hmm.
00:26:51You okay?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah.
00:26:54Yeah?
00:26:55Yeah.
00:26:56I'm gonna go.
00:26:57Oh.
00:26:58I'm gonna go get some gear.
00:27:01Okay.
00:27:02Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:03No.
00:27:04I'm okay.
00:27:05Okay.
00:27:06I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Yes.
00:27:11Or, I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:14TBD.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:32Hi.
00:27:33Hi.
00:27:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38No, it's like, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:45Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46A healthy dose.
00:27:49Be well, either, sister.
00:27:55No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:28:09Have to go.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, hi, um, thank you for driving me, do I owe you anything, or, I am at Oliver's
00:28:35service, ma'am, Oliver, oh, oh, he saved me,
00:28:42my angel, I'm with you, Oliver, Oliver,
00:29:06hey, big boy, you, oh, my God, it's you, my Biela,
00:29:23are you, are you high, wow, this is just so crazy, because, because earlier her face was
00:29:33turning into yours, and now your face is turning into hers,
00:29:37and it's like you're, like, the same person, God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:46Chocolate, baby.
00:29:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh, wait.
00:29:57No.
00:29:58No, no, no, wait, hey, it's fine.
00:29:59It's fine, it's fine, it's a little vase, everything's fine.
00:30:03No, no, it's not.
00:30:06It's not, it's everything.
00:30:09It's us, it's this, it's this.
00:30:12I wanted this to work, I did so bad, but, Oliver, I think that we need to, to get to her,
00:30:23Oh, are you okay?
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:42Get it all out, here, I got your, I got your little ponytail.
00:30:58So?
00:31:01Should we talk about it?
00:31:03No, I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:07Oh, no, no, no, no, not, not that.
00:31:15Um, this, this is, it's wrong.
00:31:23What, why wrong?
00:31:27Come on, Oliver.
00:31:29You wake up at dawn with Beethoven and Q4 projections.
00:31:35I'm just some messy artist.
00:31:39I mean, we've been doing this 30 day thing now for what?
00:31:43Two weeks?
00:31:45And we are already irritating the hell out of each other.
00:31:48I don't know, I think if this was one of my friends, I would, I'd tell her the truth.
00:31:53I'd say, girl, cut your losses, get the annulment, move on with your life.
00:32:00So, um, I don't know, I think maybe at the 30 days, we should be done.
00:32:12Officially.
00:32:18Oliver?
00:32:23Oliver?
00:32:25Yeah.
00:32:27Affirmative.
00:32:28That's what you want.
00:32:31I think it's gonna make sense.
00:32:35I'll move out in the morning.
00:32:41I mean, do you mind if I put something on for my last night here?
00:32:43Yeah, go for it.
00:32:44I just wanna watch...
00:32:46Can you actually turn on the Clippers game?
00:32:51You're a Clippers fan?
00:32:52Did Kawhi Leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven to send the Raptors to the finals?
00:32:59Okay, then.
00:33:02Pass the ball.
00:33:03God, what Peterson always does is hogs the ball every time.
00:33:07Thank you. I literally say this.
00:33:09Right?
00:33:11Go, go, go.
00:33:13Go, go, go, go.
00:33:15Yes!
00:33:16Yes!
00:33:19Clippers win!
00:33:22It's a good game.
00:33:32Good defense.
00:33:35What?
00:33:39Great game.
00:33:40No.
00:33:45I don't make business investments that I don't believe in.
00:33:49I wanna see this whole thing through.
00:33:51The whole 30 days.
00:33:53It's...
00:33:55It's prudent.
00:33:57It's prudent?
00:33:59Really?
00:34:00Come on.
00:34:01Stop.
00:34:02I'm sorry.
00:34:03Wait, okay, but...
00:34:04I wanna ask you a question.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What was your first impression of me?
00:34:10It's not hard.
00:34:11Okay, I'll set the scene.
00:34:13We can really love it.
00:34:14Ready?
00:34:15Vegas.
00:34:17Hotel bar.
00:34:19Lights are low.
00:34:20It's very impromptu, very chaotic.
00:34:23And I'm sitting there at the bar.
00:34:24You see a pretty little blonde girl.
00:34:26By herself.
00:34:28An opportunity to tell the truth.
00:34:30But what was she thinking?
00:34:33What's wrong?
00:34:39Pierce.
00:34:41Dude, where the hell are you?
00:34:42Door's open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here.
00:34:44I need you here now.
00:34:45Okay, yeah, yeah.
00:34:46I'm on my way.
00:34:48I'm so sorry.
00:34:49Pierce is having a concert.
00:34:50I have to go.
00:34:51No, I know.
00:34:52Um...
00:34:53I think I'm coming with ya.
00:34:56Kennedy just invited me.
00:34:57You gotta be fucking kidding me.
00:34:58Let's go.
00:35:00Awesome.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:02I'm gonna go put on leggings.
00:35:05Mm-hmm.
00:35:07Perfect.
00:35:08Me, L, Pierce, Kennedy.
00:35:09In the same room.
00:35:10What could go wrong?
00:35:11Okay, there's a new record label that's scoping out Pierce.
00:35:24I need you to stay here.
00:35:25I have to go talk to them.
00:35:26Okay?
00:35:27Don't talk to anybody.
00:35:28Okay?
00:35:29What?
00:35:30Oliver!
00:35:32Kennedy's gone.
00:35:33Excuse me.
00:35:34Are you lost?
00:35:35You're not supposed to be here.
00:35:36No, no.
00:35:37I'm actually with Oliver.
00:35:38Okay, hysterical, sweetie.
00:35:39The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver-
00:35:40Go get Pierce's wardrobe!
00:35:41Go!
00:35:42Now!
00:35:43So sorry, mister-
00:35:44Go!
00:35:45Now!
00:35:46Unprofessional!
00:35:47I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:35:48I'm giving her a performance review for that.
00:35:49You know you can be really scary.
00:35:55Why did you talk to her like that?
00:36:01Elle, I'm tracking you and it says you're here.
00:36:07Where are you, girly?
00:36:08You were about to meet my bestie.
00:36:10I'm talking to her like that.
00:36:11She's not a girl, but the girl has a girl.
00:36:12She's not a girl.
00:36:13She's not a girl.
00:36:14Yeah.
00:36:15I'm a girl.
00:36:16She's not a girl.
00:36:17I'm a girl.
00:36:18And she...
00:36:20Elle!
00:36:22Ow!
00:36:24I feel like I haven't seen you in decades.
00:36:26I literally saw you this morning.
00:36:28I know. Yeah.
00:36:30Those mushrooms rocked my world.
00:36:32Let's go find Pierce. I think he's in wardrobe.
00:36:34No, no, no. Why? Why not?
00:36:36Oh, what? Because you're married?
00:36:38Come on, Elle.
00:36:40That is just a fantasy.
00:36:42Let's get out of fairytale land together, okay?
00:36:44Let's go.
00:36:46Maybe Kennedy was, right?
00:36:48After all, why did Oliver just ditch me?
00:36:58Okay, just talk to the label guys.
00:37:00Just go out there, do your thing, give them the goods, okay?
00:37:02I just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like...
00:37:06sold as a teen heartthrob.
00:37:08Basic brand marketing.
00:37:10Can you get your bottom line, huh?
00:37:12Scott, you have a one-track mind, bro.
00:37:14You know, I think you need to get laid big time.
00:37:18I'm seeing someone.
00:37:20What? Who?
00:37:22What's her name?
00:37:24Here, open up.
00:37:26I want you to meet my friend, Elle.
00:37:28Oh, okay.
00:37:30I need you to do me a favor, okay?
00:37:32Open this door, or I will open it for you in three seconds!
00:37:36Three, two, one!
00:37:42Two, one!
00:37:44You owe me.
00:37:46What's up?
00:37:48What took you so long?
00:37:50Nothing, I was just practicing my set so I didn't hear you.
00:37:54Who do you want me to meet?
00:37:55Craze fan?
00:37:56Make-a-wish kid?
00:37:57Not exactly.
00:37:58Pierce, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:38:02Elle, this is Pierce, my prodigal brother.
00:38:05Hey.
00:38:06Hey.
00:38:07So you're the one who stood me up?
00:38:10Ah, yeah.
00:38:11I am so sorry.
00:38:12I'm sorry.
00:38:13Believe it or not, this has happened before, believe it or not.
00:38:15Excuse me?
00:38:16Oh.
00:38:26Artists have, uh, crazy schedules.
00:38:29Mm-hmm.
00:38:31Is he flirting with me?
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:37That was rude, right?
00:38:39It was okay.
00:38:40You want me to shut fire?
00:38:41No, no!
00:38:42Do not fire anybody!
00:38:43I'll blame you.
00:38:44Oh!
00:38:45Oh!
00:38:46Sorry, this might be too forward, but, um, and you probably get it all the time, but
00:38:51you are insanely beautiful.
00:38:54Yeah.
00:38:55Definitely flirting.
00:38:56Eeeeee!
00:38:57Do I hear nuptials, Merlin?
00:38:59Ken!
00:39:00Stop!
00:39:03Oh!
00:39:04Kate, what are you doing?
00:39:05I am just going to put myself on your radar.
00:39:10Okay.
00:39:11Cool.
00:39:12Now I got you too.
00:39:13Pierce, take us ready for you backstage, and you're on in five minutes.
00:39:19Well, I, uh, hope you enjoy the show.
00:39:22Mm-hmm.
00:39:23Oh, don't leave this time.
00:39:25And, uh, maybe I'll see you after?
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:34He is totally into you!
00:39:36I totally predicted this!
00:39:38Am I psyched?
00:39:39Maybe this one is fine.
00:39:40Maybe this one is fine.
00:39:41Maybe it really is time to end things with Oliver.
00:39:46I'm sorry.
00:39:47I'm sorry.
00:39:48I'm sorry.
00:39:49I'm sorry, husband.
00:39:50I've got other plans tonight.
00:39:51Please, please, please, please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber Vegas guy.
00:40:00Oh, look, he's not really like all that.
00:40:02He's better.
00:40:03How do you know?
00:40:04It's not like you've seen him since, right?
00:40:06Right.
00:40:07Right.
00:40:08Right.
00:40:09Right.
00:40:10Right.
00:40:11Well, if you are going to sleep with my brother tonight, let's make you look like a bombshell.
00:40:16Ready?
00:40:17I think so.
00:40:18Let's go.
00:40:19How did she do that for?
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22Here we go.
00:40:23Get ready.
00:40:24Oh, this.
00:40:25Okay.
00:40:26This looks like it's maybe your size.
00:40:29Yes.
00:40:30Okay.
00:40:31Oh.
00:40:32Oh, God.
00:40:33That is the ugliest thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:40:35Okay.
00:40:36Nope.
00:40:37How did it get worse?
00:40:38Oh, my God.
00:40:39Oh.
00:40:41Hi.
00:40:48Hey, well, we already missed her with the show.
00:40:49Oh, who cares?
00:40:50I've seen it a million times.
00:40:51And you will, too, as his future wife.
00:40:52Besides, I don't want to risk running into...
00:40:53Oliver.
00:40:54Ugh.
00:40:55Right.
00:40:56Oliver.
00:40:57I've actually been meaning to ask you.
00:40:58Uh, why do you bait Pierce's manager so much?
00:40:59Oh, he's just impossible.
00:41:00You know?
00:41:01Like one time, Pierce had this show in New York and he was totally freaking out, like spiraling
00:41:15beforehand.
00:41:16And he needed a break.
00:41:17But Oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract.
00:41:21Like, who does that, right?
00:41:23Ugh.
00:41:24I feel sorry for his future wife.
00:41:26She has no idea that Oliver's wife is me.
00:41:29Maybe this is who he really is.
00:41:31You know what?
00:41:32I've been thinking, and I think I am going to get that annulment from Vegas Guy.
00:41:38Good for you, girl.
00:41:40Yes!
00:41:41Feminism.
00:41:42Okay, well, I'm gonna go get a drink.
00:41:44You don't want anything, right?
00:41:45No, I'm good.
00:41:46I'm gonna wait for you outside though, okay?
00:41:48Okay, back in five.
00:41:56Fairy tales don't exist.
00:41:58No.
00:41:59You clean up nice.
00:42:00Well, you came back.
00:42:12How kind.
00:42:13I deserve that.
00:42:14You ditched me.
00:42:16Are you embarrassed with me?
00:42:17Am I not, what, posh enough?
00:42:18No, no, no.
00:42:19Okay, there's a lot going on here.
00:42:20I can't.
00:42:21Could you explain to me, please?
00:42:22Come on a date with me.
00:42:23A real one.
00:42:24Right now.
00:42:25Right now.
00:42:26Yeah.
00:42:27Right now.
00:42:28Right now.
00:42:29Yeah.
00:42:30Right now.
00:42:31Right now.
00:42:32Right now.
00:42:33Yeah.
00:42:34Right now.
00:42:35Do I trust him?
00:42:37I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:38Very good time.
00:42:39You ready?
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:41Come here.
00:42:42Fancy.
00:42:43I'm gonna drive tonight, Sven.
00:42:45Very good time.
00:42:46You ready?
00:42:47Yeah.
00:42:48Come here.
00:42:49Fancy.
00:42:50I'll try.
00:42:51You know, this is so weird.
00:42:52What?
00:42:53Uh, Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
00:42:54Have you ever met him?
00:42:55He's just never there.
00:42:56Yeah, couple times.
00:42:57Well, okay.
00:42:58So where are we going?
00:43:15Okay, so where are we going?
00:43:29You ready?
00:43:31Oh god, he is going to murder me isn't he?
00:43:38You ready?
00:43:39An abandoned construction site aka a dark place with no witnesses.
00:43:44What is that?
00:43:45You're perfect. It's my house. It will be soon.
00:43:50Okay.
00:43:54That tree over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing.
00:43:57Think about that?
00:44:00That's a really good idea.
00:44:01Perk of being a creative, Mr. Business.
00:44:06Okay, show me around.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:10Okay.
00:44:14Okay, so give me the vision.
00:44:18Okay.
00:44:18I'm trying a picture.
00:44:20Here, this is where the couch would go.
00:44:22Oh, right here.
00:44:24This is where the projector would be.
00:44:28Where we'd watch the Clippers games.
00:44:29No.
00:44:31I think you mean where I would watch the Clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming.
00:44:34Okay, if I remember correctly, you're the one that screamed when Kawhi missed the layup.
00:44:38Okay, yeah, I was a travesty. Of course.
00:44:40I thought this was over, but now, what's happening between us?
00:44:47Okay, so, what about this?
00:44:54I mean, that's easy.
00:44:55Oh, it's easy?
00:44:56Yeah.
00:44:58That'd be your spot.
00:45:00I mean, you can put your cameras there, you can hang up your prints.
00:45:05I was thinking maybe if you want, you could put up like a little backdrop and that's where you could shoot your flowers.
00:45:12How do you know I could shoot flowers?
00:45:15I may have looked at your website.
00:45:18Oh my God, you are a stalker.
00:45:19No, I'm not.
00:45:19That's what you're saying.
00:45:20I'm researched, okay? Big difference.
00:45:23I don't know about that.
00:45:28I know that you listen to rock when you cook.
00:45:32That your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed.
00:45:37You tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry.
00:45:42And I know that you have a big smile when you're feeling safe.
00:45:47Like right now.
00:45:50Look, that's really sweet.
00:45:53More than just my manners.
00:45:55I know.
00:45:58Well, I don't know this.
00:46:02What do you want?
00:46:07Take a chance, Elle.
00:46:11You.
00:46:12In that moment, I knew I'd pass the point of no return.
00:46:33I was falling for him.
00:46:35There's no doubt about it.
00:46:36What?
00:46:39I know.
00:46:40I know.
00:46:42I know.
00:46:43When is the result?
00:46:46I use the secret, I know.
00:46:46I know.
00:46:47If you're alive.
00:46:49The secret is behaving inclined.
00:46:52I know.
00:46:56I know.
00:46:58I know.
00:46:58I know.
00:46:58Do you want the money on Earth?
00:47:00I know.
00:47:00I know.
00:47:01You bet it's multinational you.
00:47:02You bet it's a desperate.
00:47:03I know.
00:47:04I know.
00:47:04I know.
00:47:05I know you're forgiven.
00:47:06Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:16I know.
00:47:20Oliver.
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:24Just about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you for it.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:36Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:44I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:57I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:06I'll be in touch.
00:48:14God.
00:48:16Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:21God.
00:48:21Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:31What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:35Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:36We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:48Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look.
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay.
00:48:56Okay, Mom.
00:48:56I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:48:59What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:06Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:15I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:18Sick burn, bro.
00:49:19How dare you?
00:49:20Stop it.
00:49:21The both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:28Give your sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:38You're going to die alone, loser.
00:49:40Challenge accepted, Brat.
00:49:42So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:53wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, the genius photographer.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:06Please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:12My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, let me guess.
00:50:21My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no.
00:50:23I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's like, experienced, professional.
00:50:27We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I for one would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:34I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:40Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:45I don't.
00:50:45I...
00:50:46I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:52Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's huddled down.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is going to reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:19Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why?
00:51:25Was he so amazing, and then suddenly...
00:51:27So weird.
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37Oliver?
00:51:38Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:41I don't know, Miss.
00:51:41Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:48Just...
00:51:51Why is Kennedy's family company sending all of her this?
00:52:02Hey, Ken.
00:52:04Okay, don't scream.
00:52:05I have news.
00:52:06What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:13A family feature on My Family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:18I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:22Get it right, or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow.
00:52:25I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29So?
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch!
00:52:49This is huge!
00:52:52This is major, like, career defining.
00:52:55Oh my god, yes, I will be there.
00:52:57I will so do it, of course.
00:52:59Yes!
00:52:59Okay, let's go!
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:07Okay, go on.
00:53:10Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:18Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:26Yay!
00:53:27Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:30Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:33I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:41All of her is going to float.
00:53:54She's so excited.
00:53:55Liz won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:03So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:06Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key, I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:10Why would you do that?
00:54:13I mean, maybe she's seen someone already.
00:54:14Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:31She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:33I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:40I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:44Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:47Well, good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:05You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:09Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver?
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:39Oh, shit.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04You sure you don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:06I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:09Sure.
00:56:11Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:19Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25There's my right one.
00:56:27Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on.
00:56:30It's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to, uh, jam out to Blink-182.
00:56:35For the record.
00:56:35Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:49And we did.
00:56:51But maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:56Yeah.
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph your family.
00:57:03But I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:11I'm flattered.
00:57:20But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Look, Kennedy, she...
00:57:24No, I know, I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:26I...
00:57:29Really.
00:57:30He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:32Thanks.
00:57:33See ya.
00:57:35Bye.
00:57:35I cannot believe...
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:48The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:58To leave a message...
00:58:00Where?
00:58:01Where?
00:58:01Where?
00:58:01Where?
00:58:05Everything okay, Sexy?
00:58:20Yeah.
00:58:21Everything's fine.
00:58:23If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Okay, Elle.
00:58:35You got this.
00:58:36Yeah.
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:45Ken...
00:58:45Yeah.
00:58:46Text your brother.
00:58:47Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:53Why?
00:58:53Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out, and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:02Wait.
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:10All right, places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:17Of course.
00:59:18Of course.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:22Where is Oliver?
00:59:24Wait, sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:35Oliver?
00:59:38What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43They've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:49My older brother.
00:59:51Hey.
00:59:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, what?
00:59:56Elle.
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
01:00:00Anne's so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:03Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:08The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:15Just about you?
01:00:16I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:20Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:33You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:35What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:40Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:45No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:48Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And then I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, well you obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:57I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:01You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie, I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:11Your what?
01:01:12No, this is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:20How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait, did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:27Oh my God, you did.
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:01Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:07Ew, screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm out.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:12No.
01:02:21Okay, start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:26I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34All right, ready?
01:02:34Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:38Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:42She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:45I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:51I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:58And I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just, I wanted it.
01:03:01Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong.
01:03:07Okay, everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I try to control everything.
01:03:13Understatement of the century.
01:03:14But, I don't know, with Elle, I'm different.
01:03:21Better.
01:03:22I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go, talk to her.
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:39And Olive, I do love you, you know.
01:03:46You too.
01:03:52Help!
01:03:55Help!
01:04:11It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:16I searched for joy in my solo life.
01:04:19And stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:24I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:33Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:41Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45Mom, I, can I, um, can I come home?
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:04:59Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Miss Elle Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:19Just hoping it works.
01:05:20This is the last one.
01:05:31We're ready to take these to the truck, Miss.
01:05:35Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:37So, you again.
01:05:39I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:42Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:44I know who he is.
01:05:45He really, really likes you, you know?
01:05:58Elle, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:06:02Obviously, what I did was wrong.
01:06:05Selfish.
01:06:06But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:06:12Even though I never talked to you, you were so at ease with yourself.
01:06:17I envied you immensely.
01:06:20So when fate happened and my own sister set you with my brother, I stole his date.
01:06:26I couldn't help myself.
01:06:28I know we're different, Elle.
01:06:30But I will make this work.
01:06:32Anyway, any day.
01:06:33But I'll leave it up to you.
01:06:37We can get a divorce.
01:06:39The papers are included here.
01:06:43Or, here's the key to your house.
01:06:46Just about ready, Elle.
01:06:48Where we'll watch the clippers and you'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, Elle.
01:06:53Please say yes.
01:06:55We're just about ready, Miss.
01:06:57Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:06:59Oh, yeah.
01:07:03How's looks nice?
01:07:13I saw the swing.
01:07:19Who came?
01:07:21Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:25Cheesy.
01:07:26Or like, too much.
01:07:27No.
01:07:30Elle, I meant every word.
01:07:33I am so sorry.
01:07:36You're scared of what I would think.
01:07:39I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:45But, then again, I guess I've kind of been lying to you too.
01:07:51By what?
01:07:52I never told you.
01:07:59I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:06I love you too.
01:08:08Yeah?
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:09Yeah.
01:08:22The rest of the year flew by.
01:08:40I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay?
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:46Okay?
01:08:46Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:57And, no matter how busy Oliver is with work,
01:09:00we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:05And, almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:12We renewed our vows.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now be so fine.
01:09:21Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:24But, now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:27We found love in a hopeless place, after all.
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