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Baby Please! Don't Come Home for Christmas Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:05Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract. Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:41Thanks for reminding me. So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope. In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:56Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13Hey, three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi. I was here first.
00:01:28Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:29Oh my god. It's him. My ex-husband.
00:01:36Hey, that's mine.
00:01:50My ex-husband, Wes Mandrake. What is he doing here? I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:56He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:10Where is he?
00:02:15I told you. Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What? Who? I...
00:02:21No time to play, big nose. I want my money!
00:02:26What? What money? I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29That's for the children's hospital. What are you doing?
00:02:39I think you don't give it back.
00:02:40Oh, fuck.
00:02:45Okay.
00:02:50I want to trap her.
00:02:51Oh my god, my nose! He broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
00:03:00Hey!
00:03:10You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:23God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:26You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:38You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:46So, finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:16Oh my god.
00:04:30This isn't real.
00:04:43Oh no! Holly! I'm gonna be late!
00:04:57I'm gonna be late!
00:05:11Winter Taylor?
00:05:14Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:20And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:23Shit.
00:05:31This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me.
00:05:37Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:40Loser.
00:05:40That's rude.
00:05:52And who is that girl?
00:05:56Smells like pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:03I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:11Yes, sir.
00:06:11She graffitis me, steals my property.
00:06:15She'll pay for this.
00:06:22I think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:25Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also, your mother called.
00:06:33She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:35No.
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:40Make up an excuse.
00:06:42As you wish.
00:06:54Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:58I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:02I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:06How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me.
00:07:13Harder.
00:07:14Do it.
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:19Piper.
00:07:20Piper.
00:07:21Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:27Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:30Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:36Look, the money men, the high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:45What?
00:07:46No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:53Who's here?
00:07:57Who the hell is that?
00:08:07Oh my god, it's him.
00:08:31Piper, it's him.
00:08:32I mean, Mr. Mandarin.
00:08:41We are so honored to have you back in Hudson Falls for the Christmas season.
00:08:48I'm not in town for Christmas, Mayor.
00:08:50You're not actually going to sell the mountain, are you?
00:08:53That's why I'm here.
00:08:56Capitalist fucking pig.
00:08:58You can't sell the mountain.
00:09:00They'll develop it and ruin Hudson Falls.
00:09:05What's your name?
00:09:05He still doesn't recognize me?
00:09:07I'm Piper, Piper White.
00:09:11Wes Mandarick.
00:09:14I know who you are, asshole.
00:09:19That's an awful lot of name calling.
00:09:23Well, how about someone shows me to my office?
00:09:26What office?
00:09:27Well, I'll be conducting some business at town hall while I'm here.
00:09:30If it's okay with the mayor, of course.
00:09:32Of course.
00:09:32With Mr. Mandarick.
00:09:33Yes.
00:09:34Right this way.
00:09:43What is wrong with you two?
00:09:45He can't sell mayor.
00:09:46He'll ruin our town.
00:09:47This is not happening.
00:09:48Hey, that's enough.
00:09:50Either one of you could blow this deal.
00:09:51You're going to regret it.
00:09:53You hear me?
00:09:55Well, is there anything else I can do for you, Mr. Mandarick?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:12Who is that woman?
00:10:17Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
00:10:19Yeah.
00:10:20Who is that woman?
00:10:21She's too familiar.
00:10:23Oh, Piper.
00:10:24Piper White, the town physician.
00:10:26A doctor?
00:10:28I'd like her to assist with my day-to-day.
00:10:31I need someone who knows the town.
00:10:33Well, sir, perhaps I could assist you instead, of course.
00:10:37You know, Piper, well, she's Piper.
00:10:41No.
00:10:42I want her.
00:10:45Very well, sir.
00:10:45I'll let her know.
00:10:53She doesn't seem to align with your goals.
00:10:55I just need someone who knows Hudson Falls.
00:11:00A lot has changed.
00:11:02No way.
00:11:02I'm a medical professional.
00:11:04Plus, I'm too busy with Winterfest.
00:11:06I can't do it.
00:11:07You know, Piper, I loved your parents, and I promised them that I would look after you.
00:11:11But you listen close.
00:11:13If you don't do this, you can find another town to play doctor in.
00:11:17You can't be serious.
00:11:19I'm dead serious.
00:11:20I will fire your ass.
00:11:25Who the hell does Wes think he is?
00:11:27Don't you worry.
00:11:30I'm getting the word out.
00:11:32We need to save our town.
00:11:34In five years, he never once came to see me.
00:11:45Now he's here one day, and he's already destroying my life.
00:12:00Pine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:04Pine, she smells just like the girl from last night.
00:12:19You know, if you're going to be up that high, you might want to get a spotter.
00:12:22Yeah, you can put me down now.
00:12:24That'd be great.
00:12:34Sir, Wintertaylor just called.
00:12:49She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:51She expects you to be here when she arrives.
00:12:53She's flying in tomorrow.
00:12:56Yeah.
00:12:56Great.
00:12:58Why do I feel like I know this girl?
00:13:28Why did you want to kill me?
00:13:37Why do I feel like I'm getting angry?
00:13:46Why do I feel like I'm not being angry?
00:13:52I'm not being angry.
00:13:54Yooooooooooooooooooooooos!
00:14:24Damn it, Dakota.
00:14:38I told you not at work.
00:14:41Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:45That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:51You're getting better.
00:14:54Whiskey Billy, this is a stat.
00:15:01No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07He can't just blow it back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:13Ah!
00:15:14Ah!
00:15:24Uh, what is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:36Well, you can always stay at your mother's, sir.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:47Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:51And, uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:54Um, oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys!
00:16:01Um, oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys!
00:16:18You see?
00:16:18Miss?
00:16:32Jesus Christ!
00:16:35Mr. Mandrake would like to see you in his office.
00:16:48You rang?
00:16:51Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:59Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:05Oh my god, next time no sugar. Am I 12 years old?
00:17:09That was mine.
00:17:11You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:14So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:21It's your family's land.
00:17:23How do you know that?
00:17:25Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:35Hot!
00:17:36Oh, oh my god.
00:17:37Oh my god.
00:17:38Oh my god.
00:17:39Oh my god.
00:17:40Oh my god.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42It's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:44Oh my god, oh my god.
00:17:45It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, yeah, it's hot.
00:17:48Shh.
00:17:55All right.
00:17:56Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:58That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:01I just, it's really hot already.
00:18:03So, it's, it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:09Um, last question.
00:18:14I need you to do something for me.
00:18:18I need three presents.
00:18:20I need a romantic one.
00:18:22I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:25And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:29Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:32Okay, uh, who are the other gifts for?
00:18:36Uh, what does it matter?
00:18:39Just, I need them.
00:18:40Aye aye, captain.
00:18:42Wait, um, just, uh, I'm gonna ask you a question.
00:18:50Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:02Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:07No, Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:13Oh, here, here, just, um, why don't you take this and, um, just leave them on my desk.
00:19:26Sir, uh, the dealer's here.
00:19:39Great.
00:19:40That's good.
00:19:41Just, um, you know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five situation going here.
00:19:47Sure thing.
00:19:49What the hell are these?
00:20:17Is this a joke?
00:20:22I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor after all.
00:20:28What are they?
00:20:30The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:35Hm.
00:20:36All right.
00:20:40Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:46Wait, then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:51This one.
00:20:53Is it romantic enough?
00:20:55It's for someone very special.
00:20:57Yes, it's special.
00:20:58I picked it out myself.
00:21:00Good.
00:21:01Listen, do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:05A date?
00:21:07Uh, not as a date, just, I need someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long time.
00:21:26Don't I know it.
00:21:27Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:31Uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:35You don't have a choice.
00:21:37Take me up to date.
00:21:38And smile.
00:21:39No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:40No.
00:21:41No, you gave me a look.
00:21:42No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:43Yes, you did.
00:21:44No, I didn't.
00:21:45Asshole.
00:21:46No.
00:21:47What?
00:21:48Nothing.
00:21:49Uh, Mayor?
00:21:50Where did this present come from?
00:21:52Are you looking at me like that now?
00:21:53No, you gave me a look.
00:21:54No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:59No.
00:22:00What?
00:22:01Nothing!
00:22:16Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:41My married name?
00:22:52This is the goddamn place you chose.
00:23:01It's the nicest restaurant we have.
00:23:03Yeah, I feel like I'm going to catch something in here.
00:23:07I need to make that something in here.
00:23:13It's a cool necklace. I like that.
00:23:16You bought it for me, dumbass.
00:23:26Mr. Calhoun, thank you so much for making the trip, sir.
00:23:31Hell.
00:23:33What is this place?
00:23:35Truckers, seedy bunch, I bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom,
00:23:40you'll find a big, dirty-ass, worn-out glory hole.
00:23:45Jesus. Well, he ain't wrong.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52This place has more potential than I have ever seen.
00:23:56I completely agree.
00:23:58I want to start development right away.
00:24:01That's exactly what I was thinking.
00:24:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:06Piper?
00:24:10What the hell is wrong with you?
00:24:12Piper?
00:24:13Excuse me, little lady?
00:24:15No.
00:24:16My name is Piper.
00:24:17And you're not going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist trap ski resort hellhole.
00:24:22Listen here, little lady.
00:24:25I'm not here to destroy your town.
00:24:28I'm here to give it life.
00:24:30Let me assure you, the people at Hudson Falls are my first priority.
00:24:35A Starbucks.
00:24:36Over here.
00:24:37A Sushi bar.
00:24:38A multi-theater cineplex.
00:24:39Over there.
00:24:40A Hooters.
00:24:41And another across the street.
00:24:42Two Hooters.
00:24:43You can't beat that.
00:24:44You can't beat that if you tried.
00:24:45Hooters.
00:24:46I've got your number now.
00:24:47Better watch out.
00:24:48Heffy.
00:24:49Watch out.
00:24:50Heffy.
00:24:51A hooters.
00:24:52A Hooters.
00:24:53And another across the street.
00:24:55Two Hooters.
00:24:56You can't beat that.
00:24:58You can't beat that if you tried.
00:25:01Hooters.
00:25:10I've got your number now.
00:25:12Better watch out.
00:25:14Heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are, but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:25Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:30I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls, even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:40We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:43All right, um, better get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:49Um, got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:06I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:11Smells like pine.
00:26:19Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:25We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no, look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:38I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:39Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:55What are we gonna do?
00:26:55We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need a plan.
00:27:05Maybe if I can get him to trust me, I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:27:13Here's the back.
00:27:13Where is she?
00:27:33You're late.
00:27:34I stopped to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:40How'd you sleep?
00:27:43Fine.
00:27:46So, what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:55Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:58Pop sensation Winter Tailor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:07Pop sensation Winter Tailor.
00:28:13And I'ma chain me last night.
00:28:15What a mess you made.
00:28:17You gave me a fry, Santa.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:24Use the front door.
00:28:25Santa.
00:28:27Use the front door.
00:28:29Santa.
00:28:30Use the front door.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use the front door.
00:28:37Use the front door.
00:28:39Santa.
00:28:40Santa.
00:28:40Oh, boy.
00:28:42Santa.
00:28:45Ace.
00:28:46Santa.
00:28:48It's her.
00:28:52Santa.
00:28:52Santa.
00:28:52Oh, boy.
00:28:54Santa.
00:28:54Santa came down with him.
00:28:56I chiin' you last night.
00:28:57Santa.
00:29:01Santa.
00:29:02Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but some girl answered.
00:29:09Oh, yeah, no, I, uh, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:17Kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:29Uh, Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:36Howdy.
00:29:40I'm gonna keep my eye on you, bitch.
00:29:43Head on that, okay?
00:29:47Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:59And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have a choice, sir.
00:30:21Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:26So I've been thinking.
00:30:27You need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:40Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:43That way, everyone will see how much money they're gonna make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:56Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:05Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of town!
00:31:22People, people, please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:28Think of the money.
00:31:30Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:33Get out!
00:31:34Get out!
00:31:36Are you gonna do something to help?
00:31:38Get out!
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42Get out of here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay, settle down, everyone.
00:31:49We're not gonna let you ruin our town, big man!
00:31:55Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:08Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls Wes Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:21No!
00:32:22Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:27Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:36Some of you may know me as I've grown up here and...
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:42Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not gonna let anything happen to Hudson...
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:50Hudson!
00:32:53What?
00:32:57Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:06The hell of Mandrake.
00:33:08Told the ski resort were the done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:27I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:45Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:51Sir?
00:33:57Sir?
00:33:59Your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:06Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:20You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:25And if she doesn't completely hate me,
00:34:27tell her we're gonna have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:31He'll pay me?
00:34:35Asshole.
00:34:36I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:45You're, um...
00:34:49You're...
00:34:50Penelope?
00:34:51Yeah, yeah.
00:34:52Penelope, uh...
00:34:53Listen.
00:35:02I have a question for you.
00:35:04It's gonna sound really crazy,
00:35:05but just...
00:35:06You have to answer yes or no right away.
00:35:08Okay?
00:35:09Okay.
00:35:14Marry me.
00:35:15I'll give you five million dollars.
00:35:23You just have to answer right now.
00:35:35Hi, my dear.
00:35:37Oh, I missed you.
00:35:39Where's Wesley?
00:35:43I'm so happy.
00:35:45To finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:50Yeah, me too, Mom.
00:35:55This is gonna be interesting.
00:35:56Oh, uh...
00:36:02I think I'm gonna go to the restroom.
00:36:04I'll be...
00:36:05Okay, sure.
00:36:06Sure.
00:36:11All right.
00:36:13I'm up.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake.
00:36:16You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:21Listen, I know.
00:36:23Okay?
00:36:24I've just been busy.
00:36:26Busy?
00:36:28Oh, poor you.
00:36:30Too busy?
00:36:31To come home to visit your own mother?
00:36:33The only one who visits me is your wife.
00:36:38I know.
00:36:40Okay, there's a lot going on.
00:36:42Hold on.
00:36:45Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:47Oh, be my guest.
00:36:50Sure.
00:36:51You just missed your husband.
00:36:57Fucking work.
00:36:59As always with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:10Is she here yet?
00:37:15It's her.
00:37:16She's here.
00:37:16She's right here.
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:31This is the last one.
00:37:32I'm so sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:33I'm sorry.
00:37:40What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar.
00:37:52So let me go.
00:37:53Let me go get those.
00:37:54Bye.
00:38:01Man?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's an emergency with the buyout in London, Ma.
00:38:07Listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:13All right.
00:38:14I expect it.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas.
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:27Is he here?
00:38:31He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:39I do.
00:38:44You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:47I do.
00:38:49You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:51I do.
00:38:55You may now kiss the bride.
00:39:00No.
00:39:09I do.
00:39:10Yeah.
00:39:11It's not.
00:39:16I do.
00:39:17No.
00:39:20No.
00:39:26No.
00:39:26What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:48Son, it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:39:56What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:26They're impressive, sir.
00:40:33What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:40Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:50Fa-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:55Was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:04Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:06They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Whoa, whoa, whoa, ladies.
00:41:10Let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:15Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:32This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:38This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:40Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex.
00:41:49Sex.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:01Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:12Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I'm busy.
00:42:22Piper?
00:42:29I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:34Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:36Uh, Piper?
00:42:37What did we talk about?
00:42:40So, how's...
00:42:43Ten o'clock.
00:42:44Good?
00:42:45Fuck.
00:42:46Dude.
00:42:47Dude.
00:42:56Oh my God.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:58Oh.
00:43:02Thanks.
00:43:03God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:11Hey, you.
00:43:13Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:15Smile, baby.
00:43:24Baby?
00:43:24He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:28Come on.
00:43:39Thanks.
00:43:39I'm...
00:43:40Sorry.
00:43:41I'm sorry.
00:43:43Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:50Yep.
00:43:57Hey, better call Becky with the good hair, bitch.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Stay away from Wes.
00:44:06He's my boyfriend.
00:44:08And we're getting married soon.
00:44:11Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:14Oh yeah?
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:22You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:25You got it?
00:44:27Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:38Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:48What is wrong with you?
00:44:50Get off of me!
00:44:53What are you doing?
00:44:55Get off of me!
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:57Okay, okay.
00:45:01Okay, okay.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:04Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:06She attacked me!
00:45:07All right, we need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:09Come here.
00:45:10I'm so sorry.
00:45:11What the hell?
00:45:12What?
00:45:13I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:18Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:31It's not like that.
00:45:32Then, what's it like?
00:45:34It's complicated.
00:45:35It always is.
00:45:37It always is.
00:45:43Piper.
00:45:44Piper!
00:45:45Piper!
00:45:46Hello?
00:45:47Uh, Penelope?
00:45:48It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:49Uh, Penelope?
00:45:50It's Wes Mandrake.
00:45:51Uh, Penelope?
00:46:04It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:10Uh, Penelope?
00:46:12It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:15Don't hang up, just let me say-
00:46:17I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
00:46:33What did I just say?
00:46:34I said that I'm not talking to you.
00:46:35What?
00:46:38Oh, um, nothing.
00:46:42What's up?
00:46:43Meet me for a drink.
00:46:49No.
00:46:50Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:53and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:56One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:59One drink.
00:47:06Frisking it, Billy.
00:47:07No.
00:47:13I said one drink.
00:47:16Bye.
00:47:17Ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:47:27Christmas.
00:47:28Drink with me.
00:47:29No.
00:47:29I can drink with you.
00:47:31Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:33Oh, okay.
00:47:34No, piss off.
00:47:35He's drinking with me.
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Yeah, no.
00:47:39No.
00:47:43Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:49I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:52What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:00What?
00:48:02Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:08What if I told you I could get it?
00:48:10Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:19Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:24What?
00:48:26You two.
00:48:27You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:33What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, my God.
00:48:52Okay, thanks.
00:48:53Spill alert!
00:48:54I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:56It was so good to see you.
00:48:57Good to see you two.
00:48:58Take care, okay?
00:48:59Bye.
00:49:01Let's, let's.
00:49:01Yeah, thanks.
00:49:02What are you doing?
00:49:26What am I doing?
00:49:27Come on, get in.
00:49:29Absolutely not.
00:49:31Oh, my God.
00:50:02Okay, fuck it.
00:50:03Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:24Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:31Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:45Marie!
00:50:47Go back to the circus!
00:50:49You think that's cool?
00:50:53Look at her.
00:50:53She looks like a mutant.
00:50:58There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:03Because you do?
00:51:04Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:30I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:42Where the hell am I?
00:51:58Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:59I want the lights hung.
00:52:00Hung above that, right there.
00:52:04What are you doing?
00:52:05I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:08Just go take it, please.
00:52:09Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:19I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:22By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:25I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:28In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:31You'll see.
00:52:32I bet.
00:52:32Listen, did we, uh, last night?
00:52:39Piper!
00:52:40Piper!
00:52:41You've got to get up that mountain right now.
00:52:43What's wrong?
00:52:45It's Holly.
00:52:46They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:48Come on, guys.
00:53:02Polly!
00:53:03Get out of here!
00:53:04Come on!
00:53:04Polly!
00:53:05Oh, about time.
00:53:07What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:09Get this goddamn hippie out of here!
00:53:12Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:13If they try to take this cocksucker down, they'll have to go through me!
00:53:22We didn't talk about this.
00:53:25We need soil samples.
00:53:26Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:28Just get her the goddamn out of here!
00:53:32She has to go.
00:53:35You know what?
00:53:36No, Polly!
00:53:37Stay there!
00:53:38Get her out of here now!
00:53:41You're a liar.
00:53:42I'm...
00:53:42Piper, listen.
00:53:46I don't...
00:53:46You know what?
00:53:46Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:48I quit!
00:53:50And you can find your own way home!
00:53:53Piper!
00:53:54Piper!
00:53:57You know these hippies?
00:53:59They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:03What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06You figure it out.
00:54:07Never let the party die!
00:54:12Fuck.
00:54:12God bless everyone.
00:54:20Ew.
00:54:27Hello?
00:54:28Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:30You have five seconds.
00:54:32Meet me for coffee.
00:54:34Please.
00:54:35No!
00:54:35I need to talk to you.
00:54:38Please.
00:54:41Fine.
00:54:42Whatever.
00:54:45I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:00Well, here we go.
00:55:08Here we go.
00:55:19Wait.
00:55:20What are you doing here?
00:55:27Wait.
00:55:28What are you doing here?
00:55:31I, uh...
00:55:37I wanted a coffee.
00:55:44Is that okay with you?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah, no.
00:55:49Of course.
00:55:50I just...
00:55:51I thought...
00:55:52You thought, what?
00:55:57Nothing.
00:55:59You look really pretty.
00:56:01What?
00:56:08What?
00:56:13Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:15Go away.
00:56:28I'll leave you alone.
00:56:29Just one last favor.
00:56:31No.
00:56:31Please.
00:56:34Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:36Why?
00:56:37Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:42Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:44Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:47I think she hates me.
00:56:49Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:50She does.
00:56:52Fine.
00:56:52Leave it here and get out.
00:56:53It's...
00:57:23Beautiful.
00:57:26I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:37Hello?
00:57:38Hello?
00:57:40Mm-hmm.
00:57:41Thanks, the horse with boughs of molly.
00:57:51La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:57:54Tends the season to be jolly.
00:57:57La-la-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la.
00:58:12Oh my God.
00:58:18It's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:21A small coffee, please.
00:58:31He's coming over.
00:58:33He's coming over!
00:58:39Hi.
00:58:41Uh, hi.
00:58:44What's your name?
00:58:46Uh, I'm Pen... Penelope.
00:58:50Penelope.
00:58:51I'm Wes.
00:58:53Yeah, I... I know who you are.
00:59:00Just...
00:59:01You know...
00:59:20Uh...
00:59:28Oh, well...
00:59:32Bye!
00:59:34What are you doing?
00:59:43This dress is not for you.
00:59:46Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:49She wasn't home.
00:59:50I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:57I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:01Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:12So, to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:16Miss Winter Taylor!
01:00:18Ah!
01:00:19Ah!
01:00:25Jesus Christ!
01:00:27What the fuck now?
01:00:28Santa came down with Chimney last night.
01:00:49What a mess he made.
01:00:51He gave me a fright, Santa.
01:00:52Next time
01:00:56Use a friend to watch Santa
01:00:59Use a friend to watch Santa
01:01:03Use a friend to watch Santa
01:01:06Use a friend to watch Santa
01:01:10Use a friend
01:01:22That was interesting.
01:01:33Yeah.
01:01:36That was just for you, baby.
01:01:39Yeah, it was really, it was, uh, um, you know, what's that hat made of?
01:01:48Here, take that, please.
01:01:51And a bear.
01:01:52What is she doing here?
01:01:56Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:00Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:02Wait, you're related?
01:02:05She's my little girl.
01:02:07That explains a lot.
01:02:11Wait, is Wes just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:16Wes, uh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:18Thank you, yeah, please, um, ladies.
01:02:20I went by Wes's office today.
01:02:31He wasn't there.
01:02:32Do you know anything about that, slut?
01:02:35Yep, he was with me.
01:02:39No.
01:02:44Whoops!
01:02:50Whoops!
01:02:51What is wrong with you?
01:02:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:02:56What happened to your dress?
01:02:59Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:00That is not true.
01:03:03Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:06Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:13Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:22Piper.
01:03:26Piper, wait.
01:03:27Piper.
01:03:29Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:36You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:50Wes, baby!
01:03:52Piper?
01:03:55Piper.
01:04:05Dakota.
01:04:07Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:10I know I said to attack me when I at least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:15Don't do it.
01:04:20God damn it.
01:04:21Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:32I don't know.
01:04:32I just, I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:39It's so stupid.
01:04:43God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:44Hey.
01:04:46You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:49My son is.
01:04:51Oh, gosh.
01:04:52He's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:54He's so angry.
01:05:04I'm going to go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:08I'll be right back.
01:05:15I'm up.
01:05:16Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:23You're on my shit list.
01:05:25I hope you know that.
01:05:29Ma, I...
01:05:30I'm sorry.
01:05:34All right?
01:05:35So, how's your wife?
01:05:45What?
01:05:47Your wife?
01:05:49How is she?
01:05:54I'm not sure.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I know.
01:05:59How do you know Piper?
01:06:24How do you know Piper?
01:06:27Piper.
01:06:28Piper who?
01:06:30It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:42Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:44Is Piper White?
01:06:48Wes?
01:06:51Piper.
01:06:54Penelope.
01:06:58I didn't know.
01:07:00It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:10This whole time?
01:07:11If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:15Listen, I had to go.
01:07:17I had to.
01:07:18Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:22No.
01:07:22No.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24Then what?
01:07:27I had to leave.
01:07:29Why?
01:07:31That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:36What is he?
01:07:38Oh my God, my nose!
01:07:39He broke my nose!
01:07:41Shh!
01:07:44I had to leave.
01:07:45I didn't have a choice.
01:07:49The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:53They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:56And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:02Bullshit.
01:08:02You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:05Is that what you think?
01:08:06I've always looked out for you.
01:08:09You took pity on me.
01:08:11I protected you.
01:08:14Just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:16You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:18You don't know me.
01:08:19You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:21You just left me here.
01:08:23We had an agreement.
01:08:24What'd you want me to do?
01:08:27I wanted you to call me!
01:08:29I wanted you to come see me!
01:08:32I wanted you to do anything!
01:08:33Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me!
01:08:38I loved you!
01:08:41I still love you!
01:08:43I always have!
01:08:43Don't you get that?!
01:08:47No.
01:08:49I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:53It was never about the money.
01:08:57I just wanted you.
01:09:03Robert, what do you want me to do?
01:09:14I want you to go.
01:09:16And I want you to get out.
01:09:17And I want you to never come back!
01:09:19You destroyed our town.
01:09:20You don't even care.
01:09:21You're heartless.
01:09:24I'm heartless?
01:09:25You want me to leave?
01:09:31Is that what you want?!
01:09:32You know what?
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:38I'll go back to Manhattan with my money.
01:09:41And my rich friends.
01:09:43And my fucking money.
01:09:45And you can stay right here.
01:09:47just sit
01:09:49with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:53These poor fucks
01:09:54who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:58Go ahead.
01:09:59Knock yourself out!
01:10:01I hate you!
01:10:04I hate you!
01:10:07Get out!
01:10:08Get out!
01:10:09Get out!
01:10:10Get out!
01:10:10Just go.
01:10:16Please.
01:10:19Hey.
01:10:20Merry Christmas.
01:10:26Wes.
01:10:27Wes.
01:10:29Please, honey.
01:10:30Please stay.
01:10:31Stay.
01:10:31It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:33Mom, listen.
01:10:34I gotta go.
01:10:34I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
01:10:36Okay?
01:10:37Honey, please.
01:10:39Just for one.
01:10:40No.
01:10:41I have to go.
01:10:42I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:44I'm sorry.
01:10:53Good job.
01:10:59Deal's off.
01:11:02What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:04What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:11Pee-pee?
01:11:14Look at me.
01:11:16I am not your baby.
01:11:18I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:21Daddy?
01:11:23Get back here.
01:11:25Get the fuck back here.
01:11:26We had a deal, you little shit.
01:11:28What was that?
01:11:32What was that?
01:11:43Do something!
01:11:44Do something!
01:11:44Cancel London.
01:11:55You take the chopper back to the city.
01:11:59I'll get my own ride.
01:12:01I need to be alone right now.
01:12:04Of course.
01:12:05Oh, and sir.
01:12:18Merry Christmas.
01:12:20Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:22Yeah, real nice!
01:12:41Merry Christmas.
01:12:51Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you $1,000.
01:13:05I did it!
01:13:20You did it!
01:13:21I did it!
01:13:23I'm a hero!
01:13:35You don't have to do it.
01:13:43It's so good.
01:13:45I love it!
01:13:47Let's get out of here.
01:14:05Merry Christmas, baby!
01:14:11Listen, why don't we open presents now?
01:14:14And then I was thinking we take a plane to Portugal for New Year.
01:14:18What do you think?
01:14:22What the hell are you doing?
01:14:26Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:30Careful.
01:14:35I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:39Now.
01:14:52Ow!
01:14:58Asshole!
01:14:59Why did you want me?
01:15:04Why did you want me?
01:15:10Because.
01:15:12Because she's crazy.
01:15:14Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:17You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:22Because I love her.
01:15:24What?
01:15:25I love her.
01:15:27I love Piper.
01:15:28And I always have.
01:15:31What is it about that bitch, huh?
01:15:34I'm a good person too.
01:15:36I don't need to do the orangutans.
01:15:38I'm sorry I'm rich.
01:15:40I'm sorry I don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian.
01:15:44I deserve to be loved too.
01:15:46What do you do?
01:15:48I gotta go.
01:15:49No, no, no.
01:15:52What?
01:16:02What am I supposed to do now, huh?
01:16:04Where's Piper?
01:16:14I don't know.
01:16:17Who cares?
01:16:19Christmas time.
01:16:20My dreams are dead.
01:16:21you're dead.
01:16:51You need to listen to me very carefully, boy.
01:17:12You sign this, we all walk out of here.
01:17:15If you don't, it's going to be a very messy Christmas for you.
01:17:19Piper, you okay?
01:17:25Where's my mother?
01:17:26She wouldn't shut the hell up, so we've locked her in the basement.
01:17:30Let me out, you fucker!
01:17:38Alright.
01:17:40I'll sign, and you'll let them go.
01:17:44You have my word.
01:17:47All you have to do is sign.
01:17:49Let me tell you, nobody fucks Hank Calhoun except Hank Calhoun.
01:18:08We've got what we need.
01:18:15Go get my mother.
01:18:16You came back from me.
01:18:17I'll leave you again.
01:18:18No, Wes!
01:18:19Look out!
01:18:20No, Wes!
01:18:21Look out!
01:18:22No, Wes!
01:18:23Look out!
01:18:24No, Wes!
01:18:25Look out!
01:18:26No, Wes!
01:18:27Look out!
01:18:28Look out!
01:18:29Look out!
01:18:30Go get my mother!
01:18:31Go get my mother!
01:18:32You came back from me.
01:18:34I'll leave you again.
01:18:35No, Wes!
01:18:36Look out!
01:18:37No!
01:18:38No, Wes!
01:18:39No.
01:18:40No.
01:18:41No.
01:18:42No.
01:18:43No.
01:18:44No, no!
01:18:45No.
01:18:46No, no!
01:18:47No!
01:18:48What?
01:18:49No.
01:18:50No.
01:18:51No.
01:18:52I don't-
01:18:54I can't-
01:18:55No.
01:18:56I can't-
01:18:57I can't-
01:18:58I can't-
01:19:00I can't-
01:19:01No, I can't-
01:19:02Actually, I can't-
01:19:03I can't-
01:19:04Hyper.
01:19:06Hyper.
01:19:07Hyper, no.
01:19:10What happened?
01:19:12What happened?
01:19:14Get an ambulance.
01:19:15Call an ambulance, please.
01:19:18Jesus.
01:19:21Hyper.
01:19:23Hyper, look at me.
01:19:24Hyper.
01:19:26Hyper.
01:19:27He's...
01:19:29Hyper.
01:19:34Hyper, look at me.
01:19:37Very little.
01:19:43Hyper, look at me.
01:19:45Hey, Wes?
01:19:46Merry Christmas.
01:19:47Merry Christmas.
01:19:49Cheers.
01:19:51Hey, I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:10Yeah, me too.
01:20:13I missed it here.
01:20:15You alright?
01:20:18Yeah, just...
01:20:21I wish she was here.
01:20:51Oh, whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:20:54Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:20:57Wait, wait, wait.
01:20:57I got it again.
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:59Sorry.
01:21:01Sorry I'm late.
01:21:03Mrs. Bell had her baby.
01:21:04A little boy.
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:06Nice.
01:21:06Good way.
01:21:06What was that for?
01:21:34Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:39Merry Christmas, Mr. Mandrake.
01:21:42Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:53Merry Christmas, Mrs. Mandrake.
01:21:56litt
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