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Baby Please! Don't Come Home for Christmas Full Movie [ New Releases 2026]
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00:00:00First Christmas as a newly single woman.
00:00:05Now I'll never have to think about Wes Mandrake ever again.
00:00:19And that's it. You are officially divorced, Miss White.
00:00:24It's finally over.
00:00:26You have fulfilled your end of the contract. Mr. Mandrake has inherited the land rights.
00:00:32Here is your check for five million dollars.
00:00:36Minus the cost of your nose reconstruction, of course.
00:00:41Thanks for reminding me. So that's it? I don't have to do anything else for Wesley Mandrake?
00:00:47Nope. In a few weeks, it'll be like this little arrangement never happened.
00:00:51And per the non-disclosure agreement, it never did.
00:00:56Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:01:13Hey, three more shots down here, please.
00:01:22Uh, hi. I was here first.
00:01:28Lose your snooze, babe.
00:01:29Oh my god. It's him. My ex-husband.
00:01:36Hey, that's mine.
00:01:50My ex-husband, Wes Mandrake. What is he doing here? I haven't seen him in five years.
00:01:56He is still the most beautiful man I've ever laid eyes on.
00:02:10Where is he?
00:02:15I told you. Where fucking is my money?
00:02:20What? Who? I...
00:02:21No time to play, big nose. I want my money!
00:02:26What? What money? I don't know what you're talking about.
00:02:29That's for the children's hospital. What are you doing?
00:02:39I think you don't give it back.
00:02:40Oh, fuck.
00:02:46Okay.
00:02:50I want to trap him.
00:02:51Oh my god, my nose! He broke my nose!
00:02:54You think it hurt?
00:02:56Wait till you see what we are gonna do to you.
00:02:59Hey!
00:03:00You okay?
00:03:14He doesn't recognize me, does he?
00:03:17Five years of marriage and he doesn't even know who I am?
00:03:23God, the investors got me so drunk.
00:03:26You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:42Just, you know what you do.
00:03:43You know, you're really pretty.
00:03:46I'm so sorry.
00:03:47You know, I think I can't figure it out.
00:03:51Oh, damn, that's fine.
00:03:52Oh, damn, I don't know.
00:03:53I'm so sorry.
00:03:55I was watching live.
00:03:57Oh, damn, I don't know.
00:03:59Oh, damn, I don't know.
00:04:00Oh, damn, I didn't know.
00:04:02I don't know.
00:04:03Cool thing is done.
00:04:04Yeah, I think I didn't know who I was having.
00:04:06I don't know who I was having.
00:04:07I don't know if I was having a big deal with that.
00:04:09Like, I'm here, you know.
00:04:12So, I finally get to have my wedding night with Wes Mandrake.
00:04:28Oh my god, this isn't real.
00:04:42Oh no, Holly! I'm gonna be late!
00:05:06Winter Taylor?
00:05:14Oh my god, how does Wes know her?
00:05:20And who the hell are you?
00:05:22Where's Wes?
00:05:24Shit.
00:05:26This is for not recognizing me.
00:05:34And this is for never coming to see me. Pretending I didn't exist for five years.
00:05:40Loser.
00:05:50That's rude.
00:05:52And who is that girl?
00:05:56Smells like... pine.
00:06:01How much did I drink last night?
00:06:07I need you to find out who that woman was from last night.
00:06:11Yes, sir.
00:06:12She graffitis me. Steals my property.
00:06:14She'll pay for this.
00:06:22Think we should get going, sir.
00:06:24Mass is starting.
00:06:26Investors will meet us in Hudson Falls.
00:06:28I haven't been back home in five years.
00:06:31Also...
00:06:33Your mother called.
00:06:34She would like to see you for Christmas?
00:06:36No.
00:06:37No.
00:06:39Make up an excuse.
00:06:42As you wish.
00:06:54Tell me again, how did you get to sleep with Wes Mandrake?
00:06:59I don't know.
00:07:00What was he doing in that bar?
00:07:03I have no idea why he was at that bar, but he was.
00:07:05How was the sex?
00:07:08I think you ruined me.
00:07:11Spank me!
00:07:13Harder!
00:07:15Do it!
00:07:17I think I was a little rough with him.
00:07:20Piper!
00:07:21Piper!
00:07:22Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:28Piper, we got an emergency.
00:07:30Look, I need your help.
00:07:31Yes, Mayor, what is it?
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33What is it?
00:07:34Money, Piper.
00:07:35Big money.
00:07:37The money men.
00:07:38The high rollers are coming.
00:07:40Do you know what this means for the town?
00:07:42We finally have a chance to sell that mountain.
00:07:45What?
00:07:46No one is selling the mountain.
00:07:51Holy shit, he's here.
00:07:53Who's here?
00:07:54Who the hell is that?
00:08:06Who the hell is that?
00:08:18Oh my god, it's him.
00:08:24CCC.
00:08:26Piper, it's him.
00:08:33I...I mean...
00:08:37Mr. Mand touring.
00:08:40drink we are so honored to have you back in hudson falls for the christmas season
00:08:45i'm not in town for christmas mayor you're not actually going to sell the mountain
00:08:52are you that's why i'm here capitalist fucking pig you can't sell the mountain
00:09:00they'll develop it and ruin hudson falls
00:09:02what's your name he still doesn't recognize me i'm piper piper white west mandrake
00:09:12i know who you are asshole
00:09:15that's an awful lot of name calling
00:09:21well how about someone shows me to my office what office well i'll be conducting some business at
00:09:29town hall while i'm here if it's okay with the mayor of course of course with this mandrake
00:09:33yes right this way
00:09:35what is wrong with you two he can't sell mayor he'll ruin our town this is not happening
00:09:48that's enough either one of you could blow this deal you're gonna regret it you hear me
00:09:59well is there anything else i can do for you mr mandrake
00:10:10yes who is that woman
00:10:13is there anything else i can do for you sir
00:10:19yeah who is that woman she's too familiar
00:10:22oh piper uh piper white the town physician
00:10:26a doctor
00:10:27i'd like her to assist with my day to day
00:10:30i need someone who knows the town
00:10:32oh well sir perhaps i could assist you instead of course uh you know piper
00:10:38well she's piper
00:10:41no i want her
00:10:43very well sir
00:10:45i'll let her know
00:10:47she doesn't seem to align with your goals
00:10:55i just need someone who knows hudson falls
00:10:59a lot has changed
00:11:01no way i'm a medical professional plus i'm too busy with winter fest i can't do it
00:11:07you know piper i loved your parents and i promised them that i would look after you
00:11:11but you listen close
00:11:13if you don't do this you can find another town to play doctor in
00:11:17you can't be serious
00:11:19i'm dead serious
00:11:20i will fire your ass
00:11:21who the hell does west think he is
00:11:27don't you worry
00:11:28i'm getting the word out
00:11:31we need to save our town
00:11:34in five years
00:11:43he never once came to see me
00:11:45now he's here one day
00:11:47and he's already destroying my life
00:11:49hi
00:12:00she smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:03why is he looking at me like that
00:12:15hi
00:12:16she smells just like the girl from last night
00:12:18you know if you're gonna be up that high
00:12:20you might want to get a spotter
00:12:22yeah you can put me down now
00:12:25that'd be great
00:12:26sir
00:12:47winter taylor just called
00:12:49she's flying in tomorrow
00:12:50she expects you to be here when she arrives
00:12:53yeah
00:12:56great
00:12:58why
00:13:18do i feel like i know this girl
00:13:21do i feel like i know this girl
00:13:21do i feel like i know this girl
00:13:37i feel like i know this girl
00:13:51yeah
00:13:51yeah
00:13:53yeah
00:13:54ja
00:13:54yeah
00:13:55yeah
00:13:55yeah
00:13:55yeah
00:13:56yeah
00:13:58Hit!
00:14:28Damn it, Dakota.
00:14:38I told you not at work.
00:14:41Well, sir, you hired me to sharpen your survival skills.
00:14:45That's exactly what I'm doing.
00:14:47A fucking sword?
00:14:51You're getting better.
00:14:52Whiskey Billy, this is a stat.
00:15:01No, I don't have feelings for him.
00:15:03Oh, fuck, yes, I do, but...
00:15:06God, this isn't happening.
00:15:07He can't just blow back into town like nothing happened.
00:15:13Ah!
00:15:14Ah!
00:15:22Uh, what is this?
00:15:26This is the inn.
00:15:28This is the only inn?
00:15:30Yeah, aren't you from here?
00:15:32No, we're behind me.
00:15:34Uh, yeah, this isn't gonna work.
00:15:37Well, you can always stay at your mother, sir.
00:15:41He hasn't gone to his mother's house in years.
00:15:44I'm the only one who visits her.
00:15:47Well, I guess it's only for a week, right?
00:15:49Uh, and, uh, what room will I be staying in?
00:15:56Oh, you see, the inn only had one room left, so have fun, boys!
00:16:01Miss?
00:16:30Miss?
00:16:30Jesus Christ!
00:16:35Mr. Mandraker would like to see you in his office.
00:16:50You ring?
00:16:52Oh, you read my mind.
00:16:54Is that a goddamn ski resort?
00:17:06Oh, my God.
00:17:07Next time, no sugar.
00:17:08Am I 12 years old?
00:17:10That was mine.
00:17:12You know, you'd be a lot prettier if you smiled.
00:17:17So, he's just a complete asshole now?
00:17:19Are you really going to sell the mountain?
00:17:22It's your family's land.
00:17:24How do you know that?
00:17:26Us dumb town folk talk sometimes, you know?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32No.
00:17:34Yes.
00:17:36Hot.
00:17:36Oh, oh, my God.
00:17:38Oh, my God.
00:17:39Oh, my God.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:40It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:41It's hot.
00:17:42Yeah.
00:17:43That's hot.
00:17:43Yeah, it's hot.
00:17:45Oh, my God.
00:17:46Oh, my God.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:46It's hot.
00:17:47Yeah, yeah, it's hot.
00:17:53All right.
00:17:57Yeah, that's, that's, thank you.
00:17:59That's enough.
00:17:59No, I'm a doctor.
00:18:00I don't want you to get burnt.
00:18:02It's really hot already.
00:18:04So, it's good.
00:18:08Really.
00:18:12Um.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15Last question.
00:18:17I need you to do something for me.
00:18:19I need three presents.
00:18:21I need a romantic one.
00:18:23I need something very, very expensive.
00:18:26And I need, you know, a gift that a son could give to his mother.
00:18:31Who's the romantic one for?
00:18:34Okay.
00:18:34Uh.
00:18:35Who are the other gifts for?
00:18:37Uh.
00:18:38What does it matter?
00:18:40Just, I need them.
00:18:42Aye, aye, Captain.
00:18:44Wait, um.
00:18:46Just.
00:18:47Yeah.
00:18:49I'm going to ask you a question.
00:18:51Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:02Do you know if we've ever met before?
00:19:03If he doesn't remember me, what's the point of telling him the truth?
00:19:11No.
00:19:12Mr. Andrick, we haven't met.
00:19:19Oh, here, here.
00:19:20Just, um.
00:19:22Why don't you take this and, um.
00:19:24Just leave them on my desk.
00:19:26Sir, uh.
00:19:37The dealer's here.
00:19:40Great.
00:19:41That's good.
00:19:42Just, um.
00:19:43You know what?
00:19:44You just tell him I need five.
00:19:46Situation going here.
00:19:49Sure thing.
00:19:49Sure thing.
00:19:56What the hell are these?
00:20:22Is this a joke?
00:20:23I'm sorry that my rapping skills don't impress you, but I am a medical doctor, after all.
00:20:30What are they?
00:20:31The blue one is expensive, the green one is for your mother, and the red one is romantic.
00:20:36Hm.
00:20:38All right.
00:20:41Set these aside for my mother in winter.
00:20:47Wait.
00:20:48Then who's the romantic gift for?
00:20:50This one.
00:20:54Is it romantic enough?
00:20:56I mean, it's for someone very special.
00:20:58Yes, it's special.
00:20:59I picked it out myself.
00:21:01Good.
00:21:02Listen.
00:21:03Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:07A date?
00:21:11Listen.
00:21:12Do you want to go to dinner tomorrow night?
00:21:16A date?
00:21:16Uh, not as a date.
00:21:21Just, I meet someone who really knows Hudson Falls, and I haven't been back here in a long
00:21:26time.
00:21:27Don't I know it.
00:21:29Uh, sorry, I can't tomorrow night.
00:21:32Oh.
00:21:33Uh, actually, I was being nice.
00:21:37You don't have a choice.
00:21:39Pick me up a date.
00:21:41And smile.
00:21:42Smile.
00:21:42Smile.
00:21:42Smile.
00:21:42Smile.
00:21:42Smile.
00:21:46Smile.
00:21:47Smile.
00:21:48Smile.
00:21:51No, why are you looking at me like that?
00:21:53I, uh, no, you gave me a look.
00:21:55No, you gave me that look first.
00:21:56Yes, you did.
00:21:57No, I didn't.
00:21:58Asshole.
00:21:58No.
00:21:59What?
00:22:02Nothing.
00:22:02Uh, Mayor?
00:22:18Where did this present come from?
00:22:22Oh, uh, a mailwoman said she had a package for you.
00:22:25I thought I'd save her the trip up the mountain and just put it on your desk.
00:22:32My married name?
00:22:43this is the goddamn place you chose it's the nicest fresh shot we have yeah i feel like i
00:23:07catch something in here it's a cool necklace like that you bought it for me dumbass
00:23:27mr calhoun thank you so much for making the trip sir
00:23:30hell what is this place truckers seedy bunch i bet if you go out the back end of the bathroom
00:23:40you'll find a big dirty ass worn out glory hole jesus well he ain't wrong
00:23:50yeah yeah this place has more potential than i have ever seen i completely agree i want to start
00:24:00development right away that's exactly what i was thinking what the hell is wrong with you hyper
00:24:10what the hell is wrong with you hyper excuse me little lady no my name is piper and you're not
00:24:18going to turn our quiet little town into some overrun tourist tribe ski resort hellhole listen
00:24:24here little lady i'm not here to destroy your town i'm here to give it life let me assure you the
00:24:32people hudson falls are my first priority
00:24:38our starbucks over here a sushi bar a multi-theater cineplex over there
00:24:51a hooters and another across the street
00:24:56two hooters you can't beat that you can't beat that if you tried orders
00:25:08I've got your number now.
00:25:13Better watch out, heffy.
00:25:19You know, I don't know who you think you are,
00:25:21but get the fuck out of our town.
00:25:25Whoa.
00:25:26Man alive.
00:25:28She's hotter than a $2 pistol.
00:25:30I'd like to discuss the details of the deal.
00:25:33I want to make sure that Hudson Falls remains Hudson Falls,
00:25:36even after I sell.
00:25:38Don't worry about that, son.
00:25:40We'll iron out all the details.
00:25:42Well, we...
00:25:43All right, um...
00:25:47Got to get out of whatever the hell place this is.
00:25:50Got to get some rest.
00:25:51I suggest you do the same.
00:25:54Got a big week next week.
00:26:06I should be focused on the sale.
00:26:08All I can think about is her.
00:26:12Smells like pine.
00:26:13Whoa, Mama, that's strong.
00:26:24We have to stop the sale, Piper.
00:26:27Yeah, I know, and I'm working on it.
00:26:30You still love him, don't you?
00:26:32Holly, no, look, I...
00:26:35He's not the same guy that he used to be.
00:26:38I mean, look what he turned into.
00:26:46Wes just texted me.
00:26:48I'm selling the mountain whether you like it or not.
00:26:52What an asshole.
00:26:53What are we going to do?
00:26:57We can't let him sell.
00:27:00We need a plan.
00:27:05Maybe if I can get him to trust me,
00:27:07I can convince him not to sell the mountain.
00:27:13Here's the back.
00:27:14Where is she?
00:27:33You're late.
00:27:33I'd stop to get your coffee, sir.
00:27:39How'd you sleep?
00:27:45Fine.
00:27:46So what are we all doing out here in the cult?
00:27:48Oh, God.
00:27:56It's her.
00:27:58Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:05Oh, God.
00:28:06It's her.
00:28:08Pop sensation Winter Taylor.
00:28:13Summer came down with Jimmy last night.
00:28:16What a mess you made.
00:28:17He gave me a fry, Santa.
00:28:22Next time.
00:28:24Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:27Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:31Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:33Next time.
00:28:34Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:37Use the front door, Santa.
00:28:39Oh, God.
00:28:41Oh, God.
00:28:43Oh, God.
00:28:44Oh, God.
00:28:45Oh, God.
00:28:46Oh, my God.
00:29:04Baby, I tried to call you Sunday morning, but the girl answered.
00:29:09Oh, yeah, no, I lost my phone.
00:29:12It is a pleasure to have you in our quaint little town, Miss Taylor.
00:29:16Oh, kiss it.
00:29:28Who's the country girl?
00:29:31Winter, this is Piper White.
00:29:34She's been helping me.
00:29:36Howdy.
00:29:40I'm going to keep my aunt, you bitch.
00:29:43Bet on that, okay?
00:29:46Baby, can we get inside, please?
00:29:49It's cold and everyone looks warm.
00:29:52Sure, of course.
00:29:53Let's get you somewhere warm.
00:29:54Yeah.
00:29:55And, by the way, sir, don't forget we leave to London Christmas Day to launch a new branch.
00:30:16Christmas Day.
00:30:17We don't have a choice, sir.
00:30:21Mr. Mandrake?
00:30:22Yes?
00:30:26So I've been thinking, you need all of the town official votes to build the ski resort.
00:30:31Yes.
00:30:32And?
00:30:33What better way to convince them than to hold a town meeting?
00:30:37Yes.
00:30:41A town meeting.
00:30:43That way, everyone will see how much money they're going to make once that resort opens.
00:30:47We'll do snacks.
00:30:49We'll do coffee.
00:30:52That's a great idea, sir.
00:30:55And you'll mediate.
00:30:57Of course, Mr. Mandrake.
00:30:59Anything you need, I'm your girl.
00:31:01Good.
00:31:06Set it up.
00:31:07He's eating out of the palm of my hand.
00:31:16Maybe she's on my side after all.
00:31:21Get out of town!
00:31:23People, people.
00:31:24Please, please, please.
00:31:26Get out of here!
00:31:28Think of the money.
00:31:28Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:34Are you going to do something to help?
00:31:40Get out of here!
00:31:42Get out of here!
00:31:44Get out!
00:31:46Okay, okay.
00:31:47Settle down, everyone.
00:31:50We're not going to let you ruin our town, big men!
00:31:55Look, everyone, this isn't fair, okay?
00:31:57I think that we should at least hear them out.
00:32:00Let's just give them a shot.
00:32:02I think it might be nice to have a restaurant open past 6 p.m.
00:32:06And think of all the jobs.
00:32:12Actually, why don't we let our very own Hudson Falls West Mandrake take the floor?
00:32:19No!
00:32:21Get out of here!
00:32:24Nobody wants you!
00:32:26Yes.
00:32:26Get out!
00:32:30Hello, everyone.
00:32:34I'm Wes Mandrake.
00:32:36Some of you may know me as I've grown up here.
00:32:39Hudson!
00:32:40Jesus Christ.
00:32:45Look, when it comes to the ski resort, I am not going to let anything happen to Hudson.
00:32:49Hudson!
00:32:53What?
00:32:59Get the fuck out of my town!
00:33:01The hell of Mandrake told the ski resort was a done deal.
00:33:25Set me up in there.
00:33:26I was trying to help you.
00:33:29If this ski resort doesn't happen, I can't sell the mountain.
00:33:33Well, then we have to fix it.
00:33:42Are you screwing with me?
00:33:45Or do you really want to help?
00:33:49Why do I feel like I know her?
00:33:51Sir, your mother called.
00:34:00She knows you're in town.
00:34:03Shit.
00:34:06Why don't you want to see your mother?
00:34:09You must know.
00:34:10It's because she still thinks I'm married.
00:34:13And I don't want to hurt her.
00:34:16Maybe he does have a heart.
00:34:20You know what?
00:34:20Fine.
00:34:21Tell her I'll be there.
00:34:22But track down my ex-wife's phone number.
00:34:25And if she doesn't completely hate me, tell her we're going to have to pretend again.
00:34:30I'll pay her whatever she wants.
00:34:33He'll pay me?
00:34:35Asshole.
00:34:36I guess it's finally time for him to find out who I am.
00:34:39Hi.
00:34:41I'm sorry.
00:34:41Hey.
00:34:41I'm sorry.
00:34:42I'm sorry.
00:34:43Hi.
00:34:45Hi.
00:34:48You're...
00:34:48You're...
00:34:48You're...
00:34:50Penelope?
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:51Yeah.
00:34:52Penelope.
00:34:52Uh...
00:34:53to it, but, um, listen, I have a question for you. It's going to sound really crazy, but
00:35:05just, you have to answer yes or no right away. Okay? Okay. Marry me. I'll give you five million
00:35:21dollars. You just have to answer right now. Hi, my dear. Oh, I missed you. Where's Wesley?
00:35:43I'm so happy to finally have you both home for Christmas.
00:35:47Yes. Yeah, me too, Mom. This is going to be interesting.
00:36:02Oh, uh, I think I'm going to go to the restroom. I'll be... Okay, sure. Sure.
00:36:06All right. My mom.
00:36:14Wesley Mandrake. You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:36:22Listen, I know. I've just been busy.
00:36:25Oh, poor you. Too busy to come home to visit your own mother? Only one who visits me is
00:36:37your wife. I know. Okay, there's a lot going on. Hold on. Okay, I have to take this.
00:36:46Oh, I'll be my guest. Sure.
00:36:54You just missed your husband. Fucking work.
00:36:59As always with him.
00:37:01Don't I know it.
00:37:09All right.
00:37:10Is she here yet?
00:37:15She's here. She's right here.
00:37:21Where?
00:37:23Right here.
00:37:31This is the last one. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:37:34What the fuck is going on?
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:44You know what?
00:37:49I think that our drinks are almost ready from the bar, so I'm going to go.
00:37:53I'm going to go get those.
00:37:54Okay.
00:38:01Done?
00:38:03Listen.
00:38:04There's, uh...
00:38:05There's an emergency with the buyout in London.
00:38:07Ma, listen.
00:38:08I'm sorry.
00:38:09I will make it up to you.
00:38:10Okay?
00:38:11Please.
00:38:13All right?
00:38:14I respect you.
00:38:15Please, it's Christmas!
00:38:17I'm sorry.
00:38:18Wesley!
00:38:23Here we go.
00:38:26Is he...
00:38:28Is he here?
00:38:31He's not fucking here.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:33Cheers.
00:38:34Cheers.
00:38:42I do.
00:38:45You may now kiss the bride.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:57Lots of stuff.
00:38:59Cheers.
00:39:03Cheers.
00:39:07Cheers.
00:39:08полез.
00:39:08Cheers.
00:39:18Cheers.
00:39:24Cheers.
00:39:24What's going on?
00:39:41Had to sweeten the deal.
00:39:43Now, we've got the vote, kid.
00:39:46Why didn't I know about this?
00:39:48Son, it's time I take the lead on this one.
00:39:52You just worry about waxing those skis.
00:40:05What the hell am I doing?
00:40:17What if this is a mistake?
00:40:21They're impressive, sir.
00:40:33What the fuck?
00:40:38All right, come on, guys.
00:40:39Five, four, three, two, one.
00:40:42Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:40:45Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:47Tis the season to be jolly.
00:40:50Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la.
00:40:51Oh, my God, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:40:54Oh, was that supposed to be singing?
00:40:58Sounds like a trash bag full of screaming rats.
00:41:02Winter, that...
00:41:04Hey, they're just kids, okay?
00:41:06They're trying.
00:41:06Well, maybe you're a bad teacher.
00:41:08Oh, ladies, let's take it easy.
00:41:11You think that you can do better?
00:41:13Go ahead.
00:41:14Teach.
00:41:15Why teach?
00:41:20I can show.
00:41:25Deck the halls with bells of holly.
00:41:28La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:30La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:32This is the season to be jolly.
00:41:35La-la-la-la-la.
00:41:37La-la-la.
00:41:38This, honestly, isn't even better.
00:41:40Show some of your, you know.
00:41:46Want to tell me a secret?
00:41:48Sex.
00:41:49Sex.
00:41:53Thank you, thank you.
00:42:01Honest to God, you love it.
00:42:04Yeah, it's, um...
00:42:06Yeah, it's really...
00:42:08Kill me.
00:42:10I know, right?
00:42:12Baby, I need you to take me Christmas shopping tomorrow.
00:42:16Tomorrow?
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I'm busy.
00:42:22Piper?
00:42:29I need you to take us shopping tomorrow.
00:42:34Yeah, no thanks.
00:42:36Uh, Piper?
00:42:37What did we talk about?
00:42:40So, how's...
00:42:43Ten o'clock.
00:42:44Good?
00:42:45Fuck.
00:42:46Dude.
00:42:47Dude.
00:42:56Oh, my God.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:58Oh.
00:42:59Oh.
00:43:02Thanks.
00:43:03God, there's nothing in this town.
00:43:11Hey, you.
00:43:13Take a picture of me and Wesley, will you?
00:43:24Smile, baby.
00:43:24Baby?
00:43:26Baby?
00:43:26Baby?
00:43:27He was my husband a week ago.
00:43:29Come on.
00:43:39Thanks.
00:43:40Okay.
00:43:40I'm sorry.
00:43:41I'm sorry.
00:43:43I'm sorry.
00:43:43Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:44I'm sorry.
00:43:45Uh...
00:43:46Sorry.
00:43:47Excuse me, ladies.
00:43:48Just...
00:43:49Uh...
00:43:50Yep.
00:43:51Hey, better call Becky with her good hair, bitch.
00:44:03What?
00:44:04Stay away from Wes.
00:44:06He's my boyfriend.
00:44:08And we're getting married soon.
00:44:09Oh, is that right, twat?
00:44:15Oh, yeah?
00:44:16Yeah.
00:44:17And next time you try to ruin one of our dates, I'm gonna slap the shit out of you.
00:44:23You broke-ass gold digger.
00:44:25You got it?
00:44:27Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:34Oh!
00:44:35Oh, I would love to see you try.
00:44:46Oh!
00:44:48What is wrong with you?
00:44:53Get off of me!
00:44:55What are you doing?
00:44:56Get off of me!
00:44:59Okay.
00:45:00Okay.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:01Okay.
00:45:02All right.
00:45:02Okay.
00:45:03Okay.
00:45:04Baby, she attacked me!
00:45:06She attacked me!
00:45:08All right.
00:45:08We need to get the hell out of here.
00:45:09Come here.
00:45:11Come here.
00:45:12What the hell?
00:45:15What?
00:45:16I expect to upstairs in five minutes with my things.
00:45:26Wow, she's quite the catch, isn't she?
00:45:30It's not like that.
00:45:31Then, what's it like?
00:45:35It's complicated.
00:45:37It always is.
00:45:43Piper.
00:45:45Piper!
00:45:46Piper!
00:45:46Hello?
00:46:01Uh, Penelope?
00:46:04It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:10Uh, Penelope?
00:46:12It's Wes Mandrake.
00:46:14Don't hang up.
00:46:16I...
00:46:16Just let me say...
00:46:17I said that I'm not talking to you, asshole.
00:46:20Oh.
00:46:33What did I just say?
00:46:34I said that I'm not talking...
00:46:35What?
00:46:35Oh.
00:46:38Um...
00:46:39Nothing.
00:46:42What's up?
00:46:45Meet me for a drink.
00:46:49No!
00:46:50Listen, just come meet me for a drink,
00:46:53and I'll never ask anything from you ever again.
00:46:56One drink and you'll leave me alone?
00:46:58One drink.
00:47:06Frisking it, Billy.
00:47:07No.
00:47:15I said one drink.
00:47:16Bye.
00:47:17Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:47:27Christmas.
00:47:28Drink with me.
00:47:29No.
00:47:29I can drink with you.
00:47:31Rich boy, I can do anything for you.
00:47:33Oh, okay.
00:47:34No, piss off.
00:47:35He's drinking with me.
00:47:37What?
00:47:39Yeah, no.
00:47:39Are you really going to sell the land?
00:47:49I'd be a fool not to.
00:47:52What if I told you I could get you $5 million for the land?
00:48:00What?
00:48:02Hudson Falls Town Doctor just has $5 million laying around.
00:48:06What if, what if I told you I could get it?
00:48:13Unfortunately, it's worth a lot more than that.
00:48:19Well, it's nice to see you two back together for the holiday.
00:48:24What?
00:48:26You two.
00:48:27You and Mrs. Mandarick.
00:48:31Here is your check for $5 million.
00:48:36What are you, what are you talking, what is he talking about?
00:48:49Whoa, whoa, whoa, oh, my God.
00:48:52Okay, thanks.
00:48:53Spill alert!
00:48:54I better get him cleaned up.
00:48:56It was so good to see you.
00:48:57Good to see you two.
00:48:58Take care, okay?
00:48:59Bye.
00:49:00Let's, let's.
00:49:01Yeah, thanks.
00:49:02Thanks.
00:49:06What are you doing?
00:49:26What am I doing?
00:49:27Come on, get in.
00:49:30Absolutely not.
00:49:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:02Okay, fuck it.
00:50:03Hell yeah, boy.
00:50:24Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:25Why do I feel like I know you?
00:50:45Marie!
00:50:47Go back to the circus!
00:50:51You think that's cool?
00:50:52Look at her.
00:50:53Look at her.
00:50:53She looks like a mutant.
00:50:58There's nothing wrong with the way she looks.
00:51:03Because you do?
00:51:04Something about you is irresistible.
00:51:30I could say the same about you, Mr. Mandrake.
00:51:34Where the hell am I?
00:51:57Okay, come on, guys.
00:51:59I want the lights hung.
00:52:00Hung above that right there.
00:52:03No, what are you doing?
00:52:05I didn't say to move the tree that way.
00:52:08Just go, take it, please.
00:52:15Listen, I'm sorry I got so drunk last night.
00:52:19I'm just stressed about this whole thing.
00:52:22By this whole thing, do you mean destroying our whole town?
00:52:26I'm not destroying anything.
00:52:27In fact, I'm going to make sure nothing happens to Hudson Falls.
00:52:30You'll see.
00:52:32I bet.
00:52:33Listen, did we, uh...
00:52:36Last night?
00:52:39Piper!
00:52:40Piper!
00:52:41You've got to get up that mountain.
00:52:42Right.
00:52:43Now.
00:52:44What's wrong?
00:52:45It's Holly.
00:52:46They're saying she's trying to stop the bulldozers.
00:52:50Come on, guys.
00:52:50Come on, guys.
00:52:50Come on, guys.
00:52:51Come on, guys.
00:53:00Polly!
00:53:03Get out of here.
00:53:04Come on.
00:53:04Polly!
00:53:05Oh, about time.
00:53:07What the hell is going on here, Mandrake?
00:53:09Get this goddamn hippie out of here.
00:53:12Polly, what are you doing?
00:53:14If they try to take this cocksucker down,
00:53:16they'll have to go through me.
00:53:22We didn't talk about this.
00:53:24We need soil samples.
00:53:26Geological shit you don't understand.
00:53:28Just get her the goddamn out of here.
00:53:32She has to go.
00:53:35You know what?
00:53:36No, Polly!
00:53:37Stay there!
00:53:38Get her out of here now!
00:53:41You're a liar.
00:53:42I'm...
00:53:44Piper, listen.
00:53:46I don't...
00:53:46You know what?
00:53:46Find somebody else to work for you.
00:53:48I quit!
00:53:49And you can find your own way home!
00:53:53Piper!
00:53:54Piper!
00:53:57You know these hippies?
00:53:59They don't trim their pubes.
00:54:03What does that have to do with anything?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06You figure it out.
00:54:07Never let the party die!
00:54:10Oh, fuck.
00:54:12God bless everyone.
00:54:20Ew.
00:54:27Hello?
00:54:28Nellope, don't hang up.
00:54:30You have five seconds.
00:54:32Meet me for coffee.
00:54:34Please.
00:54:35No!
00:54:36I need to talk to you.
00:54:38Please.
00:54:38Fine.
00:54:42Whatever.
00:54:58I knew she wouldn't come.
00:55:06Well, here we go.
00:55:08Wait.
00:55:22What are you doing here?
00:55:27Wait.
00:55:30What are you doing here?
00:55:36I, uh...
00:55:37I wanted a coffee.
00:55:44Is that...
00:55:44Okay with you?
00:55:47Yeah.
00:55:48Yeah, no.
00:55:49Of course.
00:55:50I just...
00:55:51I thought...
00:55:52You thought what?
00:55:57Nothing.
00:56:00You look really pretty.
00:56:01What?
00:56:13Well, I waited long enough.
00:56:27Go away.
00:56:28I'll leave you alone.
00:56:29Just one last favor.
00:56:31No.
00:56:33Please.
00:56:34Do you know where Penelope Mandrake lives?
00:56:36Why?
00:56:37Can you bring this to her and ask if she'll join me for the Christmas party tomorrow night?
00:56:42Why don't you bring it to her?
00:56:44Because she'd never accept it from me.
00:56:47I think she hates me.
00:56:49Ding, ding, ding.
00:56:50She does.
00:56:52Fine.
00:56:52Leave it here and get out.
00:56:53It's...
00:57:15It's beautiful.
00:57:26I don't think Penelope would mind if I borrowed this for tonight.
00:57:37Hello?
00:57:45No.
00:57:48Takes the horse with boughs of molly, la la la la la la la la la.
00:57:54Tends the season to be jolly, la la la la la la la la la.
00:58:07La la la la la la la la la.
00:58:15Oh my god, it's Wes Mandrake, the hottest guy in Hudson Falls.
00:58:21A small coffee, please.
00:58:31He's coming over.
00:58:33He's coming over!
00:58:39Hi.
00:58:41Uh, hi.
00:58:43What's your name?
00:58:45Uh...
00:58:47I'm Pen...
00:58:49Penelope.
00:58:51Penelope.
00:58:52I'm Wes.
00:58:53Yeah, I...
00:58:54I know who you are.
00:58:55I know who you are.
00:59:01Just...
00:59:03I know who you are.
00:59:05Yeah, I know.
00:59:07I know also-
00:59:09I know who you are.
00:59:17Um...
00:59:19uh...
00:59:20Uh, uh, well, bye.
00:59:42What are you doing?
00:59:43This dress is not for you.
00:59:46Yes, it is, you toolbox.
00:59:48She wasn't home.
00:59:50I didn't want to leave it outside.
00:59:57I guess you do look pretty good.
01:00:05Hudson Falls, we want to thank you for your hospitality this Christmas season.
01:00:12So to show our gratitude, we have a very special guest for you this evening.
01:00:16Miss Winter Taylor.
01:00:25Jesus Christ.
01:00:26What the fuck now?
01:00:28Oh.
01:00:34Oh.
01:00:37Oh.
01:00:38Oh.
01:00:41Oh.
01:00:43Oh.
01:00:44Oh.
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:46I came down my chimney last night
01:00:49What a mess you made
01:00:50You gave me a fry
01:00:52Santa
01:00:52Next time
01:00:56Use a friend tour
01:00:58Santa
01:00:59Use a friend tour
01:01:02Santa
01:01:03Use a friend tour
01:01:05Santa
01:01:06Use a friend tour
01:01:09Santa
01:01:10Use a friend
01:01:16Santa
01:01:26That was
01:01:31interesting
01:01:33That was
01:01:37just for you, baby
01:01:39It was really
01:01:41It was
01:01:42You know,
01:01:46What's that hat made of?
01:01:49Here, take that, please.
01:01:51And a bear, dum-dum.
01:01:54What is she doing here?
01:01:56Ah, great for fallings, darling.
01:02:00Thanks, Daddy.
01:02:02Wait, you're related?
01:02:04She's my little girl.
01:02:07That explains a lot.
01:02:11Wait, is Wesh just being nice to her because of her father?
01:02:16Wesh, can we have a talk, please?
01:02:18Thank you, yeah, please, ladies.
01:02:29I went by Wesh's office today.
01:02:31He wasn't there.
01:02:32Do you know anything about that slut?
01:02:37Yup, he was with me.
01:02:39No.
01:02:45What is wrong with you?
01:02:55What happened to your dress?
01:02:59Well, she just bumped into me.
01:03:00That is not true.
01:03:03Everyone, may I have your attention, please?
01:03:06Listen, folks, I have been waiting all week to make this announcement, so let's go.
01:03:11Starting this spring, Hank and his team at Calhoun Industries will be breaking ground on a state-of-the-art ski resort.
01:03:22Are you ready to make more money than God?
01:03:36You and my little girl are about to be the biggest power couple this world has ever seen.
01:03:42Wes, baby!
01:03:53Piper?
01:03:55Piper?
01:03:55Piper?
01:04:05Dakota?
01:04:07Dakota, do not attack me right now.
01:04:10I know I said to attack me when I'd least want to be attacked, but I mean it this time.
01:04:16Don't do it.
01:04:20God damn it.
01:04:23Oh!
01:04:28Why didn't you ever tell me?
01:04:32I don't know, I just...
01:04:34I always dreamt that maybe he would come back and we would fall in love.
01:04:41It's so stupid.
01:04:43God, I'm so stupid.
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:44Hey!
01:04:46You're not stupid, baby, okay?
01:04:49My son is.
01:04:51Oh, gosh, he's so stupid for not seeing what he had.
01:04:56So angry.
01:04:57Um, I'm gonna go check on the turkey and get some more wine.
01:05:08I'll be right back.
01:05:15I'm up.
01:05:17Wesley Mandrake.
01:05:19You're on my shit list.
01:05:25I hope you know that.
01:05:29Ma, I...
01:05:30I'm sorry.
01:05:34All right?
01:05:39So?
01:05:40That was your wife.
01:05:45What?
01:05:46Your wife.
01:05:49How is she?
01:05:54I'm not sure.
01:05:57Yeah.
01:05:59I know.
01:06:13How do you know Piper?
01:06:16How do you know Piper?
01:06:27Piper?
01:06:29Piper who?
01:06:30It's Penelope.
01:06:32Your wife.
01:06:42Penelope Mandrake.
01:06:44Is Piper White?
01:06:46I didn't know.
01:06:59It doesn't matter anymore.
01:07:01This whole time?
01:07:11If you would have came back, you would have actually gotten to know me.
01:07:14Listen, I had to go.
01:07:17I had to.
01:07:18Yeah, because you thought that you were better than Hudson Falls.
01:07:22No.
01:07:24No.
01:07:25Then what?
01:07:27I had to leave.
01:07:29Why?
01:07:31That night, those men were after me, Piper.
01:07:35I had to leave.
01:07:36I had to leave.
01:07:36I didn't have a choice.
01:07:48I didn't have a choice.
01:07:49The men that were after me, they weren't going to stop.
01:07:52They were going to keep coming and coming and coming to get me.
01:07:56And my father, he took a loan out in my name before he died.
01:08:02Bullshit.
01:08:02You left because he never cared about me.
01:08:05Is that what you think?
01:08:06I've always looked out for you.
01:08:09You took pity on me.
01:08:11I protected you.
01:08:14Just like every other asshole that I've met.
01:08:16You're just like every other gold digger I've met.
01:08:18You don't know me.
01:08:19You were gone for the last five years.
01:08:21You just left me here.
01:08:23We had an agreement.
01:08:24What'd you want me to do?
01:08:27I wanted you to call me.
01:08:29I wanted you to come see me.
01:08:32I wanted you to do anything.
01:08:34Anything that showed that you actually gave a fuck about me.
01:08:38I loved you.
01:08:41I still love you.
01:08:43I always have.
01:08:43Don't you get that?
01:08:47No.
01:08:49I just thought it was about the money for you.
01:08:52It was never about the money.
01:08:57I just wanted you.
01:09:09Robert, what do you want me to do?
01:09:14I want you to go.
01:09:16And I want you to get out.
01:09:17And I want you to never come back.
01:09:19You destroyed our town.
01:09:20You don't even care.
01:09:21You're heartless.
01:09:22I'm heartless.
01:09:29You want me to leave?
01:09:31Is that what you want?
01:09:36You know what?
01:09:37Fine.
01:09:38Fine.
01:09:38Fine.
01:09:38I'll go back to Manhattan with my money and my rich friends and my fucking life.
01:09:45And you can stay right here.
01:09:47Just sit with all the other fucking losers.
01:09:53These poor fucks who won't amount to anything in their life.
01:09:58Go ahead.
01:09:59Knock yourself out.
01:10:00I hate you.
01:10:01I hate you.
01:10:02I hate you.
01:10:04I hate you.
01:10:07Get out.
01:10:08Get out.
01:10:09Get out.
01:10:14Just go.
01:10:16Please.
01:10:17Hey.
01:10:19Merry Christmas.
01:10:26Wes.
01:10:28Wes.
01:10:29Please, honey.
01:10:30Please stay.
01:10:31Stay.
01:10:31It's Christmas, okay?
01:10:33Mom, listen.
01:10:34I gotta go.
01:10:35I'll see you in the city for New Year's.
01:10:36Okay?
01:10:36Honey, please.
01:10:39Just for once.
01:10:40No.
01:10:41I have to go.
01:10:42I'm sorry, Mom.
01:10:44I'm sorry.
01:10:53Good job.
01:10:59Deal's off.
01:11:02What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:06What the fuck did you just say?
01:11:11Pee-pee.
01:11:14Look at me.
01:11:16I am not your baby.
01:11:18I will never be with you, Winter.
01:11:21Daddy?
01:11:23Get back here.
01:11:25Get the fuck back here.
01:11:26Where to deal, you little shit?
01:11:30What was that?
01:11:36Do something!
01:11:44Do something!
01:11:54Cancel London.
01:11:56You take the chopper back to the city.
01:11:59I'll get my own ride.
01:12:01I need to be alone right now.
01:12:02Of course.
01:12:16Oh, and sir.
01:12:18Merry Christmas.
01:12:20Merry Christmas, Dakota.
01:12:22Yeah, real nice!
01:12:41Manhattan, and if you turn the Christmas music off, I'll give you a thousand dollars.
01:13:11I did it, I did it, I'm a hero!
01:13:41Merry Christmas, baby!
01:14:12Listen, why don't we open presents now, and then I was thinking, we take a plane to Portugal
01:14:18for New Year.
01:14:19What do you think?
01:14:20Hmm?
01:14:22What the hell are you doing?
01:14:27Wesley, I'm warning you.
01:14:31Careful.
01:14:32Careful.
01:14:36I think you should leave my apartment.
01:14:40Now.
01:14:41Ow!
01:14:43Ow!
01:14:44Ow!
01:14:48Ow!
01:14:49Ow!
01:14:50Ow!
01:14:52Ow!
01:14:53Ow!
01:15:05Ow!
01:15:06Ow!
01:15:07Ow!
01:15:08Ow!
01:15:08Ow!
01:15:08Ow!
01:15:09Ow!
01:15:09Ow!
01:15:10Ow!
01:15:11Because!
01:15:12Ow!
01:15:12Because she's crazy.
01:15:14Because you can't force anybody into a relationship.
01:15:18You can't force anybody to love you.
01:15:20Ow!
01:15:21Because I love her.
01:15:23I love her.
01:15:25What?
01:15:25I love her.
01:15:26I love Piper.
01:15:28And I always have.
01:15:29what is it about that bitch huh i'm a good person too i i don't need to do the orangutans
01:15:38i i'm sorry i'm rich i'm sorry i don't live in the woods with dogs like a lesbian i deserve to
01:15:45be loved too i gotta go no no no
01:15:50what am i supposed to do now
01:16:03where's piper i don't know who cares christmas time
01:16:20my dreams are dead
01:16:50piper
01:17:02you need to listen to me very carefully boy you sign this we all walk out of here if you don't
01:17:16know
01:17:17it's gonna be a very messy christmas for you piper you okay
01:17:23where's my mother she wouldn't shut the hell up so we've locked her in the basement
01:17:28all right i'll sign and you'll let them go you have my word all you have to do is sign
01:17:50let me tell you nobody bucks hank calhoun except hank calhoun got what we need
01:18:13go get my mother
01:18:31you came back for me i'll leave you again
01:18:38no wes look out
01:18:45no wes look out
01:18:48get an ambulance call an ambulance please
01:19:05jesus
01:19:19hiper
01:19:22hiper
01:19:24hiper look at me
01:19:26hiper
01:19:27hiper
01:19:32hiper
01:19:45hiper
01:19:46hiper
01:19:48hiper
01:19:49hiper
01:19:50hiper
01:19:51Hey, I'm really happy you decided to move back to town.
01:20:10Yeah, me too.
01:20:13I missed it here.
01:20:15You alright?
01:20:18Yeah, just...
01:20:21I wish she was here.
01:20:51Oh!
01:20:52Whoa, it's really coming down out there.
01:20:54Oh, sweetie, let me help you.
01:20:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:20:57I got it again.
01:20:58Oh!
01:20:59Sorry.
01:21:01Sorry I'm late.
01:21:03Mrs. Bell had her baby, a little boy.
01:21:05Oh!
01:21:06Nice.
01:21:07Good way.
01:21:08What was that for?
01:21:09What was that for?
01:21:10Merry Christmas, Mrs. Bandrake.
01:21:12Merry Christmas, Mrs. Bandrake.
01:21:13Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:14Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:15Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:16Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:20What was that for?
01:21:21Merry Christmas, Mrs. Bandrake.
01:21:23Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:25Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:26Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:27Merry Christmas, Mr. Bandrake.
01:21:31Woo brand new yarn.
01:21:32Kimberly-le, Mary, Mary, Mary, Mary.
01:21:34Good way.
01:21:35I had nothing in it.
01:21:36Happy Christmas, Mrs. Bandrake comes a song to a surprise.
01:21:39She lived in that as much as she had cute, she was so loved, so loved she said, right?
01:21:44I um...
01:21:47Do you know I had a true stay meet?
01:21:52Bye.
01:21:55Marie's libre now!
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