00:00Could you describe our guest to me in your dulcet tones?
00:04I'd like to learn more about this girl.
00:08My son has fallen for her.
00:09Dad, I can do it. Let me do it. I'll do it.
00:12I want Anna to do it.
00:14You can't be objective. You're in love.
00:19Unless, that is, you're not in love, in which case I'd be happy for you to do it.
00:23Martha is blonde, very white, medium build, blue eyes.
00:37And her handbag? What sort of handbag does she have?
00:41It's Bottega, I think. I think it's Bottega.
00:44Anna, is it or is it not Bottega?
00:50Yes, yes, it is Bottega.
00:54Jack got it for me as a gift.
00:55And her bosom?
00:56Because I was...
00:58No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:03Her bosom?
01:04Yeah, no.
01:04I can't understand why it's wrong for me to ask about her bosom.
01:09If I could see, I would have already looked for myself, and I'd know if it was big or small.
01:17And apparently that's quite all right for someone who can see,
01:20but then it's odd for someone who can't see to ask for a description.
01:24Her chest is average?
01:30Her chest is average.
01:32It's an average size.
01:33Okay.
01:34Going on large.
01:35Okay.
01:36Good.
01:37I wouldn't say large.
01:38Her chest is not large.
01:40Well, it's a going on large.
01:41It's not even going on large.
01:43What? It is large.
01:43It's average at best.
01:45No, they're not average.
01:46They're not going on large.
01:48They're going on small.
01:49In fact, they're maybe the same size as my firm.
01:52They're bigger than yours.
01:53They're...
01:54Handfuls.
01:56They're way bigger than yours.
01:57A handful.
01:57A handful.
01:58Two handfuls.
01:59Two scoops.
02:01Two big scoops.
02:02One handful in each hand.
02:03I understand.
02:19...
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