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00:00:00Hey birthday girl, my brother said you missed your date with him last night.
00:00:21What happened?
00:00:26Oh my god, who the fuck did I marry?
00:00:43Get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in the car, oh my god, oh my god, hi, I miss you.
00:01:00Okay, seatbelt, buckle up, buckle up.
00:01:08You have a lot of explaining to do.
00:01:10Your new car smells really good, by the way.
00:01:13And so familiar.
00:01:15Ugh, it's my older brother's car.
00:01:17Mine is in the shop.
00:01:18I didn't realize you had another brother.
00:01:20Wish I didn't.
00:01:21But let's talk about how you blew off my other brother, Pierce.
00:01:27Seriously, Elle, what happened?
00:01:33How am I supposed to tell her that I got married in Vegas last night to someone I don't even know?
00:01:41Are you just totally freaking out because all of our friends are married, Elle?
00:01:46You are gonna die alone if you don't put yourself out there.
00:01:49Kennedy has no idea just how much I put myself out there last night.
00:01:55I'm staging an intervention.
00:01:56Ah!
00:01:57Elle, you are behind on your rent.
00:01:59You are always begging your clients to pay you on time.
00:02:02I am not going to let you struggle.
00:02:04You are my, hey, look at me, look at me.
00:02:06You are my best friend.
00:02:08Got it?
00:02:09Yeah.
00:02:10Besides, the guest house is empty ever since Pierce moved out.
00:02:13Uh, it is very modest though.
00:02:15Sorry in advance.
00:02:18Oh, here we are.
00:02:19I'm gonna puke.
00:02:20Oh, window, window.
00:02:25This is modest?
00:02:36Oh, you should see the Aspen house.
00:02:43Here are my brother's keys.
00:02:47Ah, looks like you got company, sir.
00:02:49Go around the blocks, Finn.
00:02:56Go!
00:02:57Now!
00:03:03Who's that?
00:03:04That is Pierce's manager.
00:03:06And an emotionless psycho.
00:03:08Oh?
00:03:09You want to avoid him like the plague.
00:03:11Plague?
00:03:12God, why do you even need to marry Rich?
00:03:14This is where you grew up.
00:03:16Yes, but now I can spend Floyd's money and not my mom's.
00:03:19And that is my contribution to feminism.
00:03:22Ooh.
00:03:23Slay.
00:03:25Shall we?
00:03:26Yeah, sure.
00:03:27Let's go.
00:03:28Let's go.
00:03:30Here it is.
00:03:31The guest house.
00:03:35Welcome home, Elle.
00:03:37I love it.
00:03:39I just want the best for you.
00:03:45No one should feel alone.
00:03:47Especially not at your age.
00:03:50The love of your life is on his way.
00:03:52I can feel it.
00:03:54Come to Pierce's show tonight and then we can reschedule your date.
00:04:00I know, girl.
00:04:01I'm speechless, too.
00:04:02No, I can't actually go on a date with your brother.
00:04:07Why not?
00:04:10Because...
00:04:13Because I'm married.
00:04:19Because I'm married.
00:04:21What?
00:04:22Ah!
00:04:23What do you mean who?
00:04:24What?
00:04:25Where?
00:04:26Who?
00:04:27Who is he?
00:04:28Is that him?
00:04:29Is that him?
00:04:30Will he please help?
00:04:31Holy...
00:04:35Shit.
00:04:37Is he a 15 carats boutique?
00:04:39You know that police's starting price is like $50,000?
00:04:42$50,000?!
00:04:44No!
00:04:45I can't.
00:04:46I have to tell him to get something less expensive.
00:04:48To get something smaller.
00:04:49I'm sorry.
00:04:50Wait.
00:04:51Are you serious?
00:04:52You're actually considering staying with this guy?
00:04:53He is clearly sending you photos of rings to love-bomb you.
00:04:56I'll handle this.
00:04:57Trinity, don't.
00:04:58Don't.
00:04:59Yes.
00:05:00I want the biggest rock they have.
00:05:01That is right, Mr. C.
00:05:03The biggest.
00:05:04And spare no expense.
00:05:07Do not send that.
00:05:09Do not.
00:05:10Do not.
00:05:11Do not.
00:05:12Do not.
00:05:14Too late.
00:05:15If this guy is going to twirl you around his finger like some idiot bimbo fun,
00:05:20he has no idea who he is dealing with.
00:05:23You better just hope he's not with the cartel.
00:05:25And spare no expense!
00:05:30Why would they be together?
00:05:33Is that the lucky lady?
00:05:35No.
00:05:36Definitely not.
00:05:37Oh, well.
00:05:38How lucky is she that she gets a friend with such great taste.
00:05:43Yeah, how nice.
00:05:44Mmm.
00:05:45Is everything okay, sir?
00:05:47You idiot!
00:05:48Out of all people, you married Kennedy's best friend?
00:05:57Take this one.
00:05:58What would you like the card to say?
00:06:042L for Mr. C.
00:06:10Okay, well, I am going to go get a facial and you can help yourself to some Thai food.
00:06:15It's in the main house back entrance.
00:06:17Doors always open.
00:06:18I know how you like that.
00:06:19Peanut sauce, girl.
00:06:21I love you!
00:06:22Love you!
00:06:25You need a nap.
00:06:30Renovations on your new house still ongoing, sir?
00:06:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:33So go to the Mulholland house for now.
00:06:34As long as Kennedy isn't there.
00:06:35Maid said she left 10 minutes ago.
00:06:36Okay, good.
00:06:37Go.
00:06:38Go.
00:06:45I can't believe I'm married.
00:06:56And who knows if I'll ever even see him again.
00:07:13Hi, Katie.
00:07:14Hi, sir.
00:07:15Okay, I have to schedule a really important dinner.
00:07:17This gift is for her.
00:07:19Do you think you can look after it while I make some phone calls?
00:07:22You never have someone special.
00:07:24Of course.
00:07:25I'll put it right here until you're ready.
00:07:42I'm me.
00:07:43No.
00:07:44No.
00:07:45No.
00:07:46No.
00:07:55Oh, no.
00:07:56How did...
00:07:57How did he know where I am?
00:08:00Call the cops.
00:08:01Call the cops.
00:08:02Call the cops.
00:08:03Call the cops.
00:08:04Hi.
00:08:05Night one one.
00:08:06What's your emergency?
00:08:07Could you send an officer to 1900 Mulholland Drive, please?
00:08:10I got...
00:08:11I have a stalker.
00:08:12I have a stalker, and I have reason to believe that they set foot on the premises.
00:08:16Please hurry, quick, quick.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:20Okay, breathe.
00:08:21Just calm down.
00:08:25Who?
00:08:27Who called the cops?
00:08:30No, you're fine.
00:08:31You're fine.
00:08:32You're fine, you're fine, you're fine.
00:08:34Whoa!
00:08:35What are you doing here?
00:08:36Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:47Oh, my God, it is you.
00:08:51David!
00:08:52What?
00:08:52Al, Al, what are you doing?
00:08:54Calm down, put down the lamp.
00:08:55You followed me here from Vegas.
00:08:58You're a creep.
00:08:59I didn't follow you.
00:09:00Dude, I live here.
00:09:01No, you don't.
00:09:01This is Kennedy's family home.
00:09:03Okay, then, what are you doing here?
00:09:04I'm staying in the guest house.
00:09:06Don't you dare try to tell me this is not Kennedy's family home.
00:09:09Okay, it is.
00:09:10It is.
00:09:10I'm, I am her brother's manager.
00:09:16You.
00:09:17That is Pierce's manager, and an emotionless psycho.
00:09:21Oh.
00:09:23You manage Pierce Chamberlain, the musician?
00:09:26Yes.
00:09:27For like four or five years now, give or take.
00:09:29Okay, I'm staying here while my house is being renovated.
00:09:32Okay.
00:09:36So, you're not a stalker?
00:09:39No.
00:09:41Yeah, good.
00:09:43Disarm your lamp.
00:09:44I'm disarming.
00:09:46Okay.
00:09:47Can we rewind here a little bit?
00:09:49So, okay.
00:09:51We're...
00:09:51Both...
00:09:52Living here.
00:09:54Yeah.
00:09:55Yep.
00:09:56Yep.
00:09:56And I...
00:09:57Clearly made a mistake.
00:10:00So, I'm gonna...
00:10:01LAPD.
00:10:04Hello?
00:10:10LAPD.
00:10:11Well, I thought you were stalking.
00:10:15Oh, clearly, I'm not.
00:10:16Okay, I brought the ring here because I live here.
00:10:18Well, I know that now.
00:10:20Hello?
00:10:22I'm coming, officer.
00:10:24Just...
00:10:24What?
00:10:28Ah, good afternoon, officer.
00:10:30We received a call about an intruder on the premises.
00:10:32Are you the one who called it in?
00:10:35Yeah.
00:10:35Yeah, that's a funny story, actually.
00:10:37But this is a huge misunderstanding, so we are actually fine.
00:10:41And thank you so much for stopping by.
00:10:43Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:10:45Hang on there, little lady.
00:10:47I have a couple questions about this mystery stalker of yours.
00:10:50Do you happen to know his name?
00:10:54I don't even know my husband's real name.
00:11:01Ah, well, you see, the thing...
00:11:03Ah, the thing is...
00:11:04It was me, officer.
00:11:07Oh, so wait.
00:11:10You mean to tell me that your mystery intruder is someone who resides here?
00:11:16It was an honest mistake.
00:11:17Thank you for coming so quickly, Tom.
00:11:20I never mind coming to this house.
00:11:22It's a pleasure to see you again, mister.
00:11:23Officer Powell, how is your wife, by the way?
00:11:26She's still playing tennis over at Brookside?
00:11:28Oh, you bet she is.
00:11:29I keep telling her, Maureen,
00:11:30you're only spending all this money on instructions and one-on-one dwellings.
00:11:33Yeah, cool, cool, cool.
00:11:35Hey, so thank you for coming out, by the way.
00:11:37I appreciate it.
00:11:38Oh, absolutely.
00:11:39Say how to your brother for me.
00:11:40I will.
00:11:41Cool.
00:11:41Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:11:47We have to get some things straight right now.
00:11:50Shit.
00:11:55Okay, let me explain.
00:11:56I had my reasons.
00:11:59Reasons?
00:12:01For what?
00:12:03For why I wasn't totally clear with you in Vegas.
00:12:08Okay, look.
00:12:09I live a very high-profile life.
00:12:11And sometimes it's like,
00:12:13it's hard for me to trust people.
00:12:19Why are you laughing?
00:12:21Nothing.
00:12:22Nothing, because you live here and I live here.
00:12:28And we got married last night.
00:12:31Is this like,
00:12:35are you having like a mental breakdown?
00:12:37No, no.
00:12:38My life is,
00:12:40this is such a shit show.
00:12:41All of my friends,
00:12:42all of them,
00:12:43they all,
00:12:44they took years to pick their perfect partner.
00:12:47And here I am.
00:12:48I'm married
00:12:50to a guy that I met yesterday
00:12:52in Vegas
00:12:54on a whim.
00:12:55That's...
00:12:56Oh,
00:12:57who,
00:12:57who insists
00:12:59that I call him
00:13:00Mr. C.
00:13:01Like he's some sort of
00:13:03James Bond villain
00:13:05or something.
00:13:06That's great.
00:13:06This is just not
00:13:07where I thought my life would be
00:13:09at this point.
00:13:12I think I'm gonna throw up.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:15You do it.
00:13:16I have like a bad gag reflex.
00:13:18Like you doing it,
00:13:18it's gonna make...
00:13:19Okay, stop.
00:13:21Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:13:22Just breathe.
00:13:23Breathe.
00:13:24Okay?
00:13:24Are you good?
00:13:29Okay.
00:13:30Mr. C.
00:13:32Whatever your name is.
00:13:35We need to get a divorce.
00:13:41We need to get a divorce.
00:13:43What?
00:13:43Clearly.
00:13:44I don't know what I was doing.
00:13:46My friends,
00:13:47they're all getting married.
00:13:48They're all having kids
00:13:48and I'm not.
00:13:49And that's fine.
00:13:50But I don't know
00:13:50what I was thinking.
00:13:52I do.
00:13:53I know a part of you
00:13:53felt the same thing I did.
00:13:56Okay.
00:13:56What?
00:13:57Okay, so,
00:13:58I know that I've had
00:13:59a couple drinks tonight.
00:14:00Uh-huh.
00:14:01Just a couple and just a few.
00:14:03But it's not funny.
00:14:04Okay.
00:14:04It's not funny.
00:14:05It's not funny.
00:14:06So,
00:14:06I know,
00:14:07though,
00:14:07for a fact
00:14:08that
00:14:09you are
00:14:10the one for me.
00:14:11Oh, yeah.
00:14:12How do you...
00:14:13For a fact?
00:14:14How?
00:14:14Because you make me feel...
00:14:20Thanks.
00:14:31So,
00:14:31so,
00:14:32here's what we're gonna do.
00:14:33I am gonna go pack my things.
00:14:34I'm gonna go pack my things
00:14:35and then I'm gonna get a lawyer
00:14:36and then he's gonna...
00:14:37Okay.
00:14:38Oh, my God.
00:14:38Can you just let me talk
00:14:39for two minutes?
00:14:40No,
00:14:40I don't want to
00:14:41because I want to get this
00:14:42taking care of my own.
00:14:43I think we're...
00:14:43What are you doing?
00:14:45You don't stop talking.
00:14:46Stop!
00:14:46Let me go!
00:14:47No!
00:14:48Let me down!
00:14:48Oh, my God!
00:14:55Oh!
00:14:56Are you seriously
00:14:57trying to seduce me
00:14:58at a time like this?
00:14:59If I was trying to seduce you,
00:15:00you would know.
00:15:04Come here.
00:15:07All right.
00:15:10What am I looking at?
00:15:11Okay,
00:15:11five years ago,
00:15:12it was nothing.
00:15:14Okay,
00:15:14just dirt.
00:15:16Just basements
00:15:17dug into the side of the hill.
00:15:20Nothing but exposed
00:15:21rhubarb
00:15:21and empty trenches.
00:15:25So,
00:15:25am I the dirt
00:15:27or the rebar
00:15:28in this metaphor?
00:15:29Neither.
00:15:30My point is that
00:15:32sometimes things take time
00:15:34and the right circumstances,
00:15:36but something that
00:15:37you thought was nothing
00:15:39can turn out to be
00:15:40really great.
00:15:42Look,
00:15:43Elle,
00:15:44I'm a rational man.
00:15:46The fact that
00:15:47you and I are living here
00:15:48in L.A.,
00:15:49where there's like
00:15:4910 million people,
00:15:52I mean,
00:15:53that doesn't just happen.
00:15:54The odds of that are crazy.
00:15:56Yeah,
00:15:57they are.
00:15:58But so is
00:15:59marrying someone
00:16:00you've known
00:16:00for three hours.
00:16:04How am I supposed
00:16:04to tell my friends that?
00:16:08Maybe you don't have to.
00:16:11Okay.
00:16:14What are you proposing?
00:16:1630 days.
00:16:17We give it a shot.
00:16:19Okay,
00:16:19we don't tell anybody.
00:16:20And if it doesn't work,
00:16:23we just go our separate ways.
00:16:24What do you say?
00:16:33For like a 30-day trial?
00:16:35I'm a businessman,
00:16:36aren't I?
00:16:37Yeah.
00:16:39You are.
00:16:39But this isn't
00:16:40some subscription service.
00:16:42This is real life
00:16:43with real consequences.
00:16:46Higher stakes.
00:16:47Like getting her feelings hurt?
00:16:52I mean,
00:16:53if that's what
00:16:53you're worried about,
00:16:54L,
00:16:55I mean,
00:16:55that's life.
00:17:09All of our friends
00:17:10are married, L.
00:17:11You are going to die alone
00:17:13if you don't
00:17:13put yourself out there.
00:17:1430 days.
00:17:21And if it doesn't work,
00:17:23we go our separate ways
00:17:24and neither of us
00:17:25say anything
00:17:27to anyone.
00:17:28Got it?
00:17:29I accept your terms.
00:17:32But
00:17:32I have terms of my own.
00:17:39I have terms of my own.
00:17:41Of course you do.
00:17:42Okay.
00:17:43Term number one.
00:17:44We sleep in the same bed.
00:17:46Not to start.
00:17:47No.
00:17:48That is not a weird ask.
00:17:49Most married couples
00:17:50sleep in the same bed.
00:17:50We're not in the medieval.
00:17:53Hans,
00:17:53I'm sorry.
00:17:54Do you color code
00:17:55your sock drawer?
00:17:57Yeah.
00:17:58Do you not?
00:17:59Weird.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:00No.
00:18:01Term number two.
00:18:02One night a week.
00:18:04Date night.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:06Starting tomorrow,
00:18:08I see.
00:18:097 p.m.
00:18:09Okay?
00:18:11If you're buying.
00:18:12Term number three.
00:18:14Hmm.
00:18:15We're going to give this
00:18:15a real shot.
00:18:17We should be intimate.
00:18:18Excuse me?
00:18:19How else are we going to know
00:18:20if we're compatible?
00:18:21What?
00:18:22Well,
00:18:22have any of your exes
00:18:23told you that you're
00:18:24super controlling?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26I've never had one.
00:18:28What?
00:18:32Never had one.
00:18:33No time.
00:18:34Or interest.
00:18:35I mean,
00:18:36until now.
00:18:37Okay.
00:18:38Great.
00:18:39Awesome.
00:18:40I'm your first pancake.
00:18:41That's awesome.
00:18:41We're doomed.
00:18:42Damn.
00:18:43Those are my terms.
00:18:44One night of intimacy
00:18:45per week.
00:18:46Take it or leave it.
00:18:47Take it or leave it.
00:18:47You're playing hardball
00:18:49now,
00:18:49Mr. Business.
00:18:51My answer?
00:18:53No.
00:18:53We're going to go slow.
00:18:56Snail pace.
00:18:58Tortoise pace.
00:18:58No, no, no.
00:19:00Fossil pace.
00:19:01Slow.
00:19:21What was that?
00:19:22I don't know.
00:19:23You get kind of cute
00:19:25when you're all flustered.
00:19:30Okay.
00:19:31We can keep
00:19:32turn two
00:19:33date nights.
00:19:35But
00:19:36we are not
00:19:37sleeping in the same bed.
00:19:38And you
00:19:39are not
00:19:40seeing me naked
00:19:41for a very,
00:19:43very
00:19:44long time.
00:19:47Okay.
00:19:47No,
00:19:50and for the love of God,
00:19:51what is your name?
00:19:52Your real name?
00:19:53It's Oliver.
00:19:56Oliver it is.
00:20:05I've loved you
00:20:06since the moment
00:20:07I first saw you.
00:20:07I won't
00:20:09screw this up.
00:20:10Oh,
00:20:26you've got to be kidding me.
00:20:27No.
00:20:29Oh, no!
00:20:30I'm going to kill him.
00:20:40What are you doing?
00:20:42Good morning.
00:20:43Why are you blasting
00:20:46grown man jazz
00:20:47at 6.30 in the morning?
00:20:49Deals aren't going to make themselves.
00:20:52I'll start the day off right, huh?
00:20:54You got...
00:20:55Okay, well, could you
00:20:56start the day right?
00:20:57I'm a little bit more...
00:20:59I don't know,
00:20:59quietly,
00:21:00please?
00:21:01No.
00:21:07No.
00:21:08He says no.
00:21:09Wow, okay, yeah,
00:21:10because who needs sleep?
00:21:11Oh my gosh,
00:21:13no, I need some time.
00:21:14I'll go for it.
00:21:14I don't need to get up to noon.
00:21:216 in the morning,
00:21:22stupid.
00:21:24Well,
00:21:25as it turns out,
00:21:26my husband and I,
00:21:27we could not be more different.
00:21:29Woo!
00:21:31Excuse me for dancing.
00:22:01No.
00:22:02No, I don't care what you say.
00:22:04I'm not signing that contract
00:22:06under any circumstances.
00:22:08What?
00:22:08Do you think I'm an idiot?
00:22:11No.
00:22:14Fine.
00:22:20Totally.
00:22:21No, no,
00:22:22that is unacceptable.
00:22:23One night a week.
00:22:31Date night.
00:22:327 p.m.
00:22:32Okay?
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:32Okay.
00:22:33No.
00:22:38No, no,
00:22:40I don't know.
00:22:42No,
00:22:42I don't know.
00:22:43No,
00:22:43I don't know.
00:22:44Okay.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:22:45No,
00:22:45okay.
00:22:45I don't know.
00:23:15I don't know.
00:23:45I don't know.
00:23:53Okay.
00:23:54Wow.
00:23:55You choose now to be quiet?
00:24:08Good morning to you, too.
00:24:11And for someone who loves to blast rock music in the morning, you have a little nerve calling
00:24:16me the loud one.
00:24:17Whatever.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:19I'm about to head out.
00:24:20I'm going to a wellness event, so I'll see you later.
00:24:21A wellness event?
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:23With who?
00:24:24My friend Kennedy?
00:24:26What?
00:24:27What are you thinking?
00:24:31No, nothing.
00:24:32What do you do at these wellness events?
00:24:35I actually, I don't know.
00:24:37It's my first time going.
00:24:38Why?
00:24:39Are you jealous?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42Go for it.
00:24:43Have a zen time.
00:24:45Okay.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:47You know, you were a lot more fun in Vegas.
00:24:58This is me.
00:24:59Take it or leave it?
00:25:00Trust me.
00:25:01I plan to leave it.
00:25:03Well, have fun working.
00:25:06Or whatever you're going to do.
00:25:12God, he's boring.
00:25:26So, you're still married to Vegas guy?
00:25:29Yeah, it's complicated, but stop.
00:25:31Don't make fun of me.
00:25:35Nothing a little wellness retreat can't fix.
00:25:38Oh, idea.
00:25:49We're here at Casa Corazón in Malibu, honoring our soul's remembrance.
00:25:56So true, girl.
00:25:58We're here at Casa Corazón.
00:26:00Great.
00:26:01Ella with Kennedy.
00:26:02What could possibly go wrong?
00:26:07So?
00:26:08Hmm.
00:26:09What's he really like?
00:26:10If you haven't gone legal on him yet, there must be something redeemable.
00:26:13Yeah, yeah.
00:26:14I mean, he's complicated.
00:26:17He's smart.
00:26:19And intense.
00:26:20And intense.
00:26:22He works...
00:26:23A lot.
00:26:24I don't know.
00:26:25He's just different in Vegas.
00:26:26Of course he was!
00:26:27Ah!
00:26:28You were drunk.
00:26:29He's probably an emotionally repressed workaholic who had a moment of weakness.
00:26:34Oh, God.
00:26:35He sounds like my brother.
00:26:36Funny.
00:26:37Funny.
00:26:38Hehehe.
00:26:39Hehehe.
00:26:40Hehehe.
00:26:41Hehehe.
00:26:42Hehehe.
00:26:43Hehehe.
00:26:44Hehehe.
00:26:45Hehehe.
00:26:46Hehehe.
00:26:47Hehehe.
00:26:48Hehehe.
00:26:49Hehehe.
00:26:50Hehehe.
00:26:51You okay?
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:53Yeah?
00:26:54Yeah.
00:26:55I'm gonna go.
00:26:57Uh.
00:26:58I'm gonna go get some air.
00:27:00Okay.
00:27:01Do you want me to come with you?
00:27:02I'm okay.
00:27:04Yes.
00:27:05I'm just gonna go, like, be one with nature.
00:27:08Yes.
00:27:09Yes.
00:27:10Or?
00:27:11I'm gonna throw up in it.
00:27:13See baby.
00:27:14Okay.
00:27:15Okay.
00:27:16Okay.
00:27:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:36Hi.
00:27:37Hi.
00:27:38I think it's kind of like, um, actual magic mushrooms in them.
00:27:44Oh, yeah.
00:27:45Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46Yeah, yeah.
00:27:47A healthy dose.
00:27:49Oh.
00:27:50Shh.
00:27:51Be well, ether, sister.
00:27:54No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:59Oh.
00:28:00Oh.
00:28:01Oh.
00:28:02Oh.
00:28:03Oh.
00:28:04Oh.
00:28:05Oh.
00:28:06Oh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Oh.
00:28:09Oh.
00:28:10Oh.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:12Oh.
00:28:13Oh.
00:28:14Oh.
00:28:15Oh.
00:28:16Oh.
00:28:17Oh.
00:28:18Oh.
00:28:19Oh.
00:28:20Oh.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:22Oh.
00:28:23Oh.
00:28:24Oh.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26Oh.
00:28:27Hi, um, thank you for driving me. Do I owe you anything?
00:28:34I am at Oliver's service, ma'am.
00:28:37Oliver? Oh, he saved me.
00:28:41My angel.
00:28:57Oliver? Oliver!
00:29:06Hey, big boy. You love me.
00:29:16Oh my god, it's you. My beautiful.
00:29:23Are you, are you high?
00:29:27Wow, this is just so crazy because, because really her face was turning into yours and now your face is turning into hers and it's like you're like the same person.
00:29:42God, you're handsome.
00:29:45What did Kennedy give you?
00:29:47Chocolat, baby.
00:29:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:29:54Oh.
00:29:56Oh my god. No.
00:29:58No, no, no, no. Hey, it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's a little vase. Everything's fine.
00:30:02No. No, it's not. It's not. It's everything. It's us. It's this. It's this. I wanted this to work. I did so bad.
00:30:16Okay.
00:30:18Oliver.
00:30:20I think that we need to, to get there.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:30Are you okay?
00:30:32Are you okay?
00:30:39It's okay.
00:30:43Get it all out. Here, I got you. I got your little ponytail.
00:30:46So, should we talk about it?
00:31:03No. I don't think we need to relive that.
00:31:06to relive that oh no no no no not not that um this this is it's wrong
00:31:23what why wrong come on follower you wake up at dawn with beethoven and q4 projections i
00:31:36just saw a messy artist i mean we've been doing this 30-day thing now for what two weeks and we
00:31:45are already irritating the hell out of each other i don't know i think if this was one of my friends
00:31:50i would i'd tell her the truth it's a girl cut your losses get the annulment move on with your life
00:32:00so um i don't know i think maybe at the 30 days
00:32:08we should be done officially
00:32:12all of it
00:32:19yeah affirmative that's what you want
00:32:29i think it's what makes sense
00:32:33i'll move out in the morning
00:32:37i mean do you mind if i put something on for my last night here
00:32:43yeah go for it i just want to play it
00:32:46can you actually turn on the clippers game
00:32:48you're a clippers fan did kawai leonard hit a buzzer beater in game seven to send the raptors
00:32:56to the finals
00:32:57okay then
00:33:01pass the ball
00:33:03peterson always does his hogs the ball every time
00:33:06thank you i literally say this
00:33:09all right
00:33:10go go go go
00:33:12go go go
00:33:13yes
00:33:15it's a good game
00:33:32good defense
00:33:34great game
00:33:40no
00:33:43i i don't make business investments that i don't believe in
00:33:49i want to see this whole thing through
00:33:50the whole 30 days
00:33:52it's
00:33:54it's prudent
00:33:56it's prudent
00:33:58really
00:33:59shut up
00:34:00come on you
00:34:00stop
00:34:01i'm sorry wait okay but
00:34:03i want to ask you a question
00:34:04okay
00:34:05what was your first impression of me
00:34:07it's not hard
00:34:10okay i'll set the scene
00:34:12we can really love it
00:34:13ready
00:34:14vegas
00:34:15hotel bar
00:34:17lights are low
00:34:20it's very impromptu
00:34:21very chaotic
00:34:22and i'm sitting there at the bar you see a little pretty little blonde girl
00:34:26by herself
00:34:27an opportunity to tell the truth
00:34:29but what would she think
00:34:31what's wrong
00:34:34pierce
00:34:39pierce
00:34:40dude where the hell are you
00:34:42doors open 20 minutes ago and the guys from the label are here i need you here now
00:34:45okay yeah yeah i'm on my way
00:34:47i'm so sorry um pierce is having a concert i have to go
00:34:51no i know um i think i'm coming with you
00:34:55yeah kennedy just invited me
00:34:57you gotta be fucking kidding me
00:34:59let's go
00:34:59awesome
00:35:01okay
00:35:02i'm gonna go put on
00:35:03leggings
00:35:04perfect
00:35:07me l pierce kennedy
00:35:09in the same room
00:35:10what could go wrong
00:35:11okay there's a new record label that's that's hoping out pierce i need you to stay here
00:35:25i have to go talk to them okay don't talk to anybody okay
00:35:28what oliver
00:35:30and he's gone
00:35:32excuse me
00:35:38are you lost
00:35:40you're not supposed to be here
00:35:42no no i'm actually with oliver
00:35:45okay hysterical sweetie
00:35:47the last person to bring a date around here is oliver
00:35:49go get pierce's wardrobe
00:35:50go now
00:35:52so sorry mister
00:35:54go now
00:35:55unprofessional
00:35:56i'm giving her a performance review for that
00:35:59you can be really
00:36:06scary
00:36:08why did you talk to her like that
00:36:12el i'm tracking you and it says you're here
00:36:15where are you girly
00:36:16you were about to meet my bestie
00:36:18and she
00:36:18i feel like i haven't seen you in decades
00:36:25i literally saw you this morning
00:36:27i know
00:36:28those mushrooms rocked my world
00:36:30i know
00:36:31let's go find pierce i think he's in wardrobe
00:36:33no no no
00:36:34why why not
00:36:35oh what because you're married
00:36:37come on el
00:36:38that is just a fantasy
00:36:40let's get out of fairy tale land together okay let's go
00:36:44maybe kennedy was right
00:36:48after all why did oliver just ditch me
00:36:50okay just talk to the label guys
00:37:00just go out there
00:37:01do your thing
00:37:01give them the goods
00:37:02okay
00:37:02i just want to know that you'd be a single guy that can be like
00:37:05sold as a teen heartthrob
00:37:07basic brand marketing
00:37:09you think you get your bottom line huh
00:37:11scott you have a one track mind
00:37:13bro
00:37:14you know i think you need to get laid
00:37:16big time
00:37:18i'm seeing someone
00:37:20what
00:37:20who
00:37:22what's her name
00:37:23here
00:37:24open up
00:37:26i want you to meet my friend el
00:37:27oh okay
00:37:29i need you to do me a favor
00:37:32okay
00:37:32open this door
00:37:34or i will open it for you
00:37:35in three seconds
00:37:36three
00:37:37two
00:37:38one
00:37:39two
00:37:42one
00:37:44you owe me
00:37:45sir
00:37:47what took you so long
00:37:49nothing i was just uh
00:37:51practicing my set so i didn't hear you
00:37:53what's up who do you want me to meet
00:37:54craze fan
00:37:55make a wish kid
00:37:56not exactly
00:37:58pierce
00:38:00this is el
00:38:01the genius photographer
00:38:02el this is pierce
00:38:04my prodigal brother
00:38:05hey
00:38:06hey
00:38:07so you're the one who stood me up
00:38:10ah yeah
00:38:11i am so sorry
00:38:13i'm sorry
00:38:14believe it or not this has happened before
00:38:15believe it or not
00:38:16oh
00:38:16shhh
00:38:18artists have uh
00:38:27crazy schedules
00:38:29is he
00:38:32flirting
00:38:33with me
00:38:34sorry
00:38:35that was rude right
00:38:39it was okay
00:38:41you want me to shut fire
00:38:41no no do not fire anybody
00:38:43no
00:38:44sorry this might be too forward but um and you probably get it all the time but you are
00:38:51insanely beautiful
00:38:53yeah
00:38:54definitely flirting
00:38:56eeeeee
00:38:57do i hear nuptials
00:38:58brulee
00:38:58i can
00:38:59stop
00:39:00oh
00:39:03kate what are you doing
00:39:04i am just going to put myself on your radar
00:39:08okay
00:39:10cool
00:39:10now i got you too
00:39:13pierce
00:39:14tickets ready for you backstage
00:39:16and
00:39:16you're on in five minutes
00:39:18well i uh
00:39:20hope you enjoy the show
00:39:22don't leave this time
00:39:25and uh
00:39:26maybe i'll see you after
00:39:27yeah
00:39:29he is totally into you
00:39:36i totally predicted this
00:39:38am i psych
00:39:39maybe this one was fine
00:39:42maybe it really is time to end things with all of our
00:39:45he ditched you
00:39:51oh
00:39:51sorry
00:39:52husband
00:39:53i've got other plans tonight
00:39:55please please please don't tell me you are thinking about psycho love bomber vegas guy
00:40:00look he's not really like all that
00:40:02he's better
00:40:02how do you know
00:40:03it's not like you've seen him since right
00:40:05right
00:40:07right
00:40:08right
00:40:09right
00:40:09right
00:40:10well
00:40:11if you are gonna sleep with my brother tonight
00:40:14let's make you look like a bombshell
00:40:16ready
00:40:16i think so
00:40:18let's go
00:40:18wow
00:40:20she did that
00:40:20okay
00:40:21here we go get ready
00:40:22oh this okay this looks like it's maybe your size yes okay
00:40:29oh god that is the ugliest thing i've ever seen in my life okay
00:40:35no
00:40:36how did it get worse oh my god
00:40:39oh my god
00:40:40oh my god
00:40:43hey well we already missed her with the show oh who cares i've seen it a million times and you will too as his future wife
00:40:58besides i don't want to risk running into oliver
00:41:01oh right oliver i've actually been meaning to ask you uh why do you hate pierce's manager so much
00:41:08oh he's just impossible
00:41:10you know like one time pierce had this show in new york and he was totally freaking out like spiraling beforehand and he needed a break but oliver just dragged him on stage anyway because it was in the contract like who does that right oh i feel sorry for his future wife
00:41:26she has no idea that oliver's wife is me maybe this is who he really is you know what i've been thinking and i think i am going to get that annulment from vegas guy
00:41:39good for you girl yes
00:41:41feminism
00:41:43okay well i'm gonna go get a drink
00:41:45you don't want anything right
00:41:46no i'm good i'm gonna wait for you outside though okay
00:41:48okay back in five
00:41:49fairy tales don't exist
00:41:58no
00:41:59you clean up nice
00:42:05well you came back
00:42:11how kind
00:42:13i deserve that
00:42:15you ditched me
00:42:16are you embarrassed me am i not not what posh
00:42:20no no no okay there's a lot going on here stuff that i can't
00:42:25can you explain to me please
00:42:26come on a date with me
00:42:31a real one right now
00:42:33right now
00:42:34yeah
00:42:36right now
00:42:38do i trust him
00:42:39i'm gonna drive tonight spent
00:42:49very good
00:42:50you ready
00:42:53yeah
00:42:55fancy
00:42:59i'll try
00:43:01you know this is so weird
00:43:05what
00:43:05uh kennedy's brother has this exact same car
00:43:07have you ever met him
00:43:09he's just
00:43:10never there
00:43:11yeah a couple times
00:43:13okay
00:43:15so where are we going
00:43:18you ready
00:43:30oh god
00:43:32he is going to murder me isn't he
00:43:35you ready
00:43:39an abandoned construction site
00:43:41aka a dark place with no witnesses
00:43:44that's
00:43:45you're perfect
00:43:46it's my house
00:43:47or it will be soon
00:43:49that's right over there would be a really good spot for a rope swing
00:43:56think about that
00:43:58that's a really good idea
00:44:01perk of being a creative
00:44:03mr business
00:44:04okay
00:44:06show me around
00:44:08okay
00:44:15okay so
00:44:15give me the vision
00:44:18okay
00:44:18i'm trying to picture
00:44:19here
00:44:20this is where the couch would go
00:44:22oh right here
00:44:23calm
00:44:23right here
00:44:24this is where the projector would be
00:44:26projector
00:44:27okay
00:44:27where we'd watch the clippers games
00:44:29i think you mean where i would watch the clippers games and you would just do a bunch of screaming
00:44:34okay
00:44:35if i remember correctly you're the one that screamed when kawai missed the lamb
00:44:38okay yeah it was a travesty of course
00:44:40i thought this was over but now what's happening between us
00:44:50okay so
00:44:51what about this
00:44:53i mean that's easy that
00:44:56oh it's easy
00:44:56yeah
00:44:57i mean your spot
00:44:59i mean you can
00:45:02you can put your cameras there
00:45:04you can hang up your prints
00:45:05i was thinking maybe if you want you could
00:45:07you put up like a little backdrop and uh
00:45:10that's where you can shoot your flowers
00:45:12how do you know i can shoot flowers
00:45:14i may have
00:45:15looked at your website
00:45:17oh my god you are a stalker
00:45:19no i'm not
00:45:20that's what you're saying
00:45:20i'm researched okay
00:45:22big difference
00:45:23i don't know about that
00:45:24i know that uh
00:45:29that you listen to rock
00:45:31when you cook
00:45:32your breath shortens when you're feeling overwhelmed
00:45:37you tap your fingers against your leg when you're trying not to cry
00:45:41and i know that
00:45:43you have a big smile when you're feeling safe
00:45:46like right now
00:45:48look that's really sweet
00:45:51more than just my manners
00:45:55i know
00:45:56well i don't know
00:45:59what you want
00:46:05take a chance
00:46:08you know
00:46:09you know
00:46:12you know
00:46:12in that moment i knew i'd pass the point of no return
00:46:32i was falling for him
00:46:34there's no doubt about it
00:46:37and i know
00:46:38you know
00:46:54Sex and a construction site.
00:47:13We didn't even wear a hard hat.
00:47:15So irresponsible.
00:47:16Oh, I know.
00:47:17Ooh.
00:47:20Oliver?
00:47:21Yeah?
00:47:22Can you tell me something?
00:47:25Just think about you.
00:47:26I feel like I don't know anything about you.
00:47:32Now I got you, too.
00:47:34Yeah.
00:47:35Why was he texting her?
00:47:40Not much to know.
00:47:42No, there's a lot.
00:47:43I mean, like, where'd you grow up?
00:47:47What's your family like?
00:47:48You can't tell her.
00:47:50Not now.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:54I'm so sorry.
00:47:58I have a family emergency.
00:48:00I have to go.
00:48:01You okay?
00:48:02Yeah, no, it's fine.
00:48:03It's just I have stuff to deal with now.
00:48:05Okay?
00:48:05I'll be in touch.
00:48:12I'll be in touch?
00:48:15God.
00:48:16Elle, what are you doing?
00:48:17I'll be in touch with you.
00:48:21God.
00:48:29Oliver, darling, it's been ages.
00:48:32What's the big emergency, Mom?
00:48:33What's going on?
00:48:35Rebranding.
00:48:35That's the emergency.
00:48:37We need to show the world that the Chamberlain family is still the power player in this town,
00:48:43starting with your entertainment conglomerate and ending with our real estate firm.
00:48:48Great.
00:48:48Rebranding.
00:48:49We can do that.
00:48:49Look.
00:48:50I really...
00:48:50I need you on board, Oliver.
00:48:53I need you all on board.
00:48:55Okay, okay, Mom.
00:48:57I'm here.
00:48:57What's the big emergency?
00:48:58What the hell are you doing here?
00:49:02Hi, sis.
00:49:07Hi, sis.
00:49:08Oliver, I think there's been a mistake.
00:49:10This is a family meeting, not a business meeting.
00:49:13I'm considering you have rocks for brains.
00:49:15I'm kind of glad this isn't a business meeting.
00:49:17Wow.
00:49:19Sit and burn, bro.
00:49:20How dare you...
00:49:20Stop it!
00:49:22The both of you.
00:49:23We need to come together as a family.
00:49:27Give your sister a hug.
00:49:29Put your feud in the past.
00:49:31Yeah, big bro.
00:49:32Come on.
00:49:33Give me a hug.
00:49:38You're gonna die alone, loser.
00:49:40Challenge accepted, brat.
00:49:44So now then, the Chamberlain family has to show the public that we are relatable, functional,
00:49:53wholesome.
00:49:54It's what the shareholders need to see.
00:49:57Which is why we're doing a photo shoot, and I need to find a photographer.
00:50:02Yes, this is Elle, not the genius photographer.
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:07Please, don't say it.
00:50:08Elle.
00:50:08My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:10I am so fucked.
00:50:11My friend Elle can do it.
00:50:16Okay, yeah, but let's get someone else.
00:50:18Why?
00:50:19Oh, uh, let me guess.
00:50:21My friend Elle isn't good enough for you.
00:50:23No, no, I'm just saying let's get someone else.
00:50:25Someone who's, like, experienced, professional.
00:50:28We need a female eye for this, and Elle is perfect.
00:50:30Your sister has a point, Oliver.
00:50:32Well, I, for one, would love a chance to spend more time with Elle.
00:50:35I'm actually taking her on a date tonight, so...
00:50:37You're what?
00:50:38Why do you care?
00:50:39What's the problem?
00:50:41Did Elle seriously agree to a date with him?
00:50:43After last night?
00:50:45I don't.
00:50:45I...
00:50:46I just feel like you should be focused on your craft.
00:50:48Oh, spare us, you psycho-workaholic.
00:50:51Elle is shooting our family portraits, and Pierce is taking her on a date.
00:50:55Great.
00:50:56It's settled then.
00:50:5710 a.m. tomorrow.
00:51:01This is gonna reveal everything.
00:51:10Last night was incredible.
00:51:19Then the mysterious I'll be in touch.
00:51:22Why did Oliver rush out?
00:51:24And why?
00:51:25Was he so amazing, and then suddenly, so weird.
00:51:29Miss Chamberlain?
00:51:30Uh, no, I'm not Miss Chamberlain.
00:51:33Oh, well, this is for Mr. Chamberlain?
00:51:37Oliver?
00:51:38Uh, no, I think there's been a mistake.
00:51:39Oliver's not a Chamberlain, either.
00:51:41I don't know, Miss.
00:51:41Uh, I just go where I'm told.
00:51:44Can you sign for it, or what?
00:51:47Uh, yeah, sure, of course.
00:51:48Just...
00:51:51Why is Kennedy's family company sending Oliver this?
00:51:59Hey, Ken.
00:52:03Okay, don't scream.
00:52:05I have news.
00:52:07What now, another ayahuasca mixer?
00:52:08No, better.
00:52:10My mom wants a full editorial for the next Chamberlain media issue.
00:52:14A family feature on my family.
00:52:16Apparently the public thinks we're unrelatable.
00:52:19I told you, Mrs. Chamberlain only wears her meds.
00:52:22Get it right, or do not come back for your next shit.
00:52:25Wow.
00:52:25I can't imagine why.
00:52:27So?
00:52:29So?
00:52:30Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:38Well, can you shoot us?
00:52:40Well, you want me to shoot the editorial?
00:52:44That's why you called.
00:52:45You called to hire me on as a photographer?
00:52:48Duh, bitch!
00:52:49This is huge!
00:52:52This is major, like, career defining.
00:52:55Oh my god, yes, I will be there.
00:52:57I will so do it, of course.
00:52:59Yes!
00:52:59Okay, let's go!
00:53:01Also, there is one, like, teeny tiny little thing you should know.
00:53:08Okay, go on.
00:53:10Okay, so it is so not a huge deal.
00:53:13But my older brother is being kind of cagey about you shooting us for some reason.
00:53:19Probably because he's a control freak and doesn't like new people.
00:53:22But just ignore him, okay?
00:53:24Okay, weird.
00:53:26That's fine.
00:53:26Yay, okay!
00:53:27I'll see you tomorrow at 10 a.m. sharp.
00:53:30Mommy hates when vendors are late.
00:53:34I just landed the biggest gig of my life to date.
00:53:41Oliver's gonna float.
00:53:54She's so excited.
00:53:56Liz won't unravel everything I've kept hitting.
00:54:03So then, we're confirmed for tomorrow.
00:54:06Yes, Mom, we're set.
00:54:07Elle is such a genius, creative, and low-key.
00:54:09I'm setting her up with Pierce.
00:54:11Why would you do that?
00:54:13Maybe she's seeing someone already.
00:54:15Or maybe I'm her best friend and I know what's going on in her life.
00:54:18You don't know everything, Kennedy.
00:54:19You rarely do.
00:54:20For your information, big bro, she met Pierce at his show and they hit it off.
00:54:26Besides, she's getting a divorce from this random weirdo she got married to in Vegas.
00:54:32She told you that.
00:54:33Duh.
00:54:34I'm her best friend.
00:54:36She's still planning to leave, even after last night.
00:54:40I thought, I thought I changed her mind.
00:54:44Well, I'm out.
00:54:46I have a facial.
00:54:47Well, good.
00:54:52Pierce is finding love then, it seems.
00:54:55So now I want to talk to you about your future, Oliver.
00:54:59You're a multimillionaire, sweetie, and I finally found someone worthy of your arm.
00:55:05You're taking her to dinner.
00:55:06Tiana Briggs is here, ma'am.
00:55:08Good.
00:55:08Bring her in.
00:55:09Mom, I...
00:55:11Tiana, sweetie, I want to introduce you to my son, Oliver.
00:55:25Oliver?
00:55:27Oliver.
00:55:33Elle.
00:55:37Elle.
00:55:39Is she...
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:03Hey.
00:56:04She's here, don't mind helping?
00:56:05Nah, come on.
00:56:06I just need to get this to the rental shop before it closes.
00:56:10Sure.
00:56:11Got to support the arts, right?
00:56:12Yeah.
00:56:16She took the date with him, of course.
00:56:19Maybe I should have just let him have her from the start.
00:56:25It was my right one.
00:56:27Thank you so much for helping out today.
00:56:30Oh, come on.
00:56:30It's no big deal.
00:56:31Plus, uh, I will take any excuse I can to, uh, jam out to Blink-182.
00:56:35For the record.
00:56:36Yeah.
00:56:37So, I guess we, uh, we have that in common.
00:56:40And we did, but maybe I liked not always having something in common.
00:56:56You okay?
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:58Yeah.
00:56:59Of course.
00:57:01I'm really excited to photograph your family, but I am super nervous.
00:57:06Ah, come on.
00:57:06Well, maybe this is your sign.
00:57:07You got to, uh, let me take you out for a drink tonight.
00:57:10So we can loosen up those nerves.
00:57:18I'm flattered.
00:57:20But I'm kind of seeing someone.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Kennedy, she...
00:57:24No, I know, I know.
00:57:24It's complicated.
00:57:27I...
00:57:29Really.
00:57:30He's a very lucky guy.
00:57:32Thanks.
00:57:34See ya.
00:57:34Bye.
00:57:39I cannot believe...
00:57:41I'm getting paid to do what I love.
00:57:44And I'm falling for someone.
00:57:48Huh?
00:57:55The number you have dialed is unavailable.
00:57:58To leave a message...
00:58:00Where?
00:58:04Everything okay, sexy?
00:58:21Yeah.
00:58:22Everything's fine.
00:58:22All right.
00:58:23If Elle can move on, so can I.
00:58:25Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26Cheers.
00:58:26You got this.
00:58:37Yeah.
00:58:38Got this.
00:58:40Are we ready?
00:58:41I've only got an hour to get this.
00:58:43Kennedy!
00:58:44Yeah.
00:58:45Text your brother.
00:58:47Make sure he's on time.
00:58:48And, sweetie, add a little lip liner.
00:58:51You'll look washed out without it.
00:58:56Hey, girl.
00:58:57You okay?
00:58:58Yeah.
00:58:58It's just...
00:58:59My mom is all stressed out and Oliver is late.
00:59:02Of course.
00:59:03Wait.
00:59:03Why would Oliver come to the family photo shoot?
00:59:07Why would Pierce's music manager need to be here?
00:59:10All right places, everyone.
00:59:13All right, all right, all right.
00:59:15The attractive one is here.
00:59:17Nobody panic.
00:59:21Where is he?
00:59:22Where's Oliver?
00:59:24Wait.
00:59:24Sorry.
00:59:25Why would you need...
00:59:26Oliver?
00:59:31What are you doing here?
00:59:40Okay, I can explain.
00:59:41Finally.
00:59:43We've been waiting.
00:59:46Elle, you've now officially met Oliver.
00:59:49My older brother.
00:59:52Hey.
00:59:54Wait.
00:59:55Wait, wait, wait.
00:59:56Elle, I...
00:59:57Wait, what's going on?
00:59:58I'm so familiar.
01:00:02It's my older brother's car.
01:00:04Kennedy's brother has this exact same car.
01:00:06You want to avoid him like the plague.
01:00:09The last person to bring a date around here is Oliver.
01:00:11Go get Pierce's wardrobe.
01:00:13Can you tell me something?
01:00:15About you, I feel like I don't know anything about you.
01:00:18And then everything clicked.
01:00:20Because that's the thing about great things.
01:00:22The other shoe always drops.
01:00:24You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:27You're my best friend's brother?
01:00:36What is going on?
01:00:38He's the guy I married.
01:00:40Why would you not tell me that Pierce's music manager is also your brother?
01:00:44I assumed you knew.
01:00:46No!
01:00:46Why didn't you tell me that you married Pierce's manager?
01:00:49Because you clearly hated him.
01:00:50And I wanted to decide on my own terms if I should divorce him or not.
01:00:54Yeah, we obviously made your decision.
01:00:55You went on a date with Pierce.
01:00:56What?
01:00:57What date?
01:00:58I saw you guys last night.
01:00:59Oh my God, nothing happened.
01:01:01Jesus.
01:01:02You really think that little of me?
01:01:04Ollie, sweetie.
01:01:05I brought you some collagen water for your big shoot.
01:01:07There she is.
01:01:08Oliver's future wife.
01:01:11Your what?
01:01:12No.
01:01:13This is a massive misunderstanding.
01:01:15Hold on.
01:01:17Pierce is the one you were supposed to meet in Vegas.
01:01:19How did Oliver enter the picture?
01:01:22Wait.
01:01:23Did you steal my date with Elle?
01:01:29Oh my God.
01:01:30You did?
01:01:32Yo, what the fuck, Oliver?
01:01:40Do not touch me right now.
01:01:43You tricked your way into a date with me and then you lied to me for weeks.
01:01:48I was afraid you were going to leave.
01:01:50Can someone please tell me what the hell is going on?
01:01:55I'm dating Elle.
01:01:56No.
01:01:57No, you're not.
01:01:59Not anymore.
01:02:01Just to be clear, I want a divorce.
01:02:05You're married?
01:02:07Ew.
01:02:08Screw this.
01:02:09I'm out of here.
01:02:10Great idea.
01:02:11I'm out.
01:02:12Elle.
01:02:12Nope.
01:02:21Okay, start talking because that was the NBA Finals of Bad Decisions.
01:02:28I met her at the Forbes Under 30 event a year ago.
01:02:32Hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:34Alright, ready?
01:02:35Get together in one, two, three.
01:02:37One, two, three.
01:02:39Beautiful.
01:02:39Nice job, you guys.
01:02:40Oh, hey, you guys want your picture taken?
01:02:43She was photographing the founder's luncheon.
01:02:45I couldn't stop looking at her.
01:02:49But I was too much of a coward to say anything.
01:02:53I saw her on Pierce's calendar and I learned that they had a date.
01:02:58And I panicked, okay?
01:02:59I just...
01:03:01I wanted it.
01:03:02Holy shit.
01:03:04So it's true.
01:03:05You did steal his date.
01:03:07It was wrong, okay?
01:03:08Everything I did was wrong.
01:03:10I'm a CEO.
01:03:11I tried to control everything.
01:03:13Understatement of the century.
01:03:15But...
01:03:15I don't know.
01:03:16With Elle, I...
01:03:17I'm different.
01:03:22Better.
01:03:24I can't believe I'm saying this.
01:03:26I'm...
01:03:27Go.
01:03:29Go and talk to her.
01:03:31Just stop being a control freak and just try being human.
01:03:39And I'll...
01:03:40I do love you, you know.
01:03:46You too.
01:03:53Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:55Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:57Elle!
01:03:58Elle!
01:03:58Elle!
01:03:59Elle!
01:04:01It's been a month since I've seen my husband.
01:04:14I searched for joy in my solo life and stopped comparing my life to my friends' lives on Instagram.
01:04:23I found pleasure in my own company.
01:04:33Oh, the Clippers just won.
01:04:35But deep down, I couldn't stop thinking about him.
01:04:39And so I knew it was time.
01:04:41Time to do something I thought I would never do.
01:04:45We gotta stay close to those guys.
01:04:47I said, how about Hardin in that 6.4?
01:04:49Mom?
01:04:50You're like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:51You're like, yeah, you like that?
01:04:52Carp, you know, 6.4?
01:04:53I...
01:04:54Can I, uh...
01:04:54Can I come home?
01:04:55He brings it back.
01:04:57I think it's time for me to leave Los Angeles.
01:05:13Mr. Chamberlain, is the package for Ms. L Page ready?
01:05:16Yeah.
01:05:17Just hoping it works.
01:05:18This is the last one.
01:05:19We're ready to take these to the truck, Ms.
01:05:33L Page.
01:05:34Goodbye, Los Angeles.
01:05:35So, you again.
01:05:36I have something for you from Mr. Chamberlain.
01:05:38Oliver Chamberlain.
01:05:39I know who he is.
01:05:40He really, really likes you.
01:05:41You know?
01:05:42Al, first off, I want to say sorry.
01:05:46Obviously.
01:05:47What I did was wrong.
01:05:48Selfish.
01:05:49But you have to know, I fell in love with you a year ago at the Forbes 30 under 30 gala.
01:05:52Even though I never talked to you.
01:05:53You were so at ease with yourself.
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01:06:47Where we'll watch the Clippers and we'll finally have your photo note.
01:06:52I want you here, El. Please say yes.
01:06:56We're just about ready, miss. Are we ready to go to Ohio?
01:07:10House looks nice.
01:07:14I saw the swing.
01:07:17You came.
01:07:21Well, I saw the letter.
01:07:25Cheesy? Or like, too much?
01:07:29No.
01:07:31El, I meant every word. I am so sorry.
01:07:36You're scared of what I would think. I get that.
01:07:41You shouldn't have lied to me, still.
01:07:43But, then again, I guess I've got a new line to you, too.
01:07:51About what?
01:07:55I never told you.
01:07:56I love you.
01:08:01Over.
01:08:06I love you, too.
01:08:08Yeah?
01:08:09The rest of the year,
01:08:39the word flew by.
01:08:40I moved into our house.
01:08:45Okay, okay.
01:08:49Our love for the Clippers is still going strong.
01:08:52Maybe too strong, sometimes.
01:08:54And no matter how busy Oliver is with work, we always do a date night a week.
01:09:03No exceptions.
01:09:05And almost a year to the date of our Vegas wedding.
01:09:10A day after my birthday.
01:09:12We renewed our vows.
01:09:13We renewed our vows.
01:09:14I do.
01:09:16I do.
01:09:17You may now kiss me.
01:09:21Not all love stories start off in disaster.
01:09:24But now, I was sure we'd last.
01:09:27We found love in a hopeless place after all.
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